Thursday, December 6th, 2007
Cocky Bastard
Posted by Bossip Staff
These athletes are on a roll with the quotes this week. Cleveland Cavaliers guard Damon Jones thinks very highly of himself:
‘Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA. If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women. I don’t have to. women choose. If a woman is interested in Damon Jones, she’s going to have to pursue me or we will never meet. I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.’
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yeah, peasy chest hair is every woman’s dream. He must be kidding.
FIRST!!!!!!
Dis Negro is clearly deluded or something? He is decent looking but I have clearly seen better….The women prolly are pursuing you because of YOUR MONEY.
Not with those horse gums and Austin Powers hair on his chest..
The problem is, chickenhead gold diggers will keep chasing him. Of course Karma is a ***** and he will likely pay out the wallet for his arrogance.
As for the rest I do think he is very attractive, but those gums take him from a 10 to about a 7.
bwhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah…Damon Jones NEEDS to sit Damon Jones’s U.G.L.Y ***** down…
my ***** u NOT!! pls ***** get a hold of your ugly self.
he can’t be serious…..
are you kidding me?!?!?
Surely he is joking!!! With those miniature, baby size,yellow-azz teeth! I am sure he has enough money to afford some Crest whitestrips, or something!! He also needs to get someone to cornrow that taco meat on his chest!!
He is bachelor again. Girls who like him should be aware of this. A young lady said she saw
his photo on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named ’searching millionaire .com’ last night.
1. Why does he keep referring to himself in third person?
2. Who told him he was every woman’s dream?
3. The type of women that will pursue him are the run-of-the-mill chicks who look damn good but don’t want anything but his sperm.
Poor thing.
he aint dat cute with dat PDIDDY lookin ***** grill!
…*kiss teeth*…
I can’t take it. He is serious, too. I’ll have to p***** with that nasty (Michael Bivens, Puffy)mouth. I’m sure they enjoy playing in that “taco meat.” Where is Dwayne?
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HE NEEDS TO SIT HIS PUFFY TEETH LOOKING @SS DOWN SOMEWHERE AND QUIT REFERREING TO HIMSELF IN THIRD PERSON. STUPID *****!
HE IS WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL A *****ER- HIS BUTTERS- UGLY.
LOL- HIS MONEY AND STATUES ALLOWS HIM TO REMAIN DELUDED.
He does not have what I want…and I will keept that to myself…LOL.
Yeah… too bad you’ve been exposed as a 35% shooter AT BEST! LOL! Ease back from the “I-love-me” pills and spend some more time on that jump-shot homie!
I can give a list of more attractive gives than mister jones..PUH-LEASE
KOBE
KOBE
KOBE
KOBE
did I mention KOBE?
then Allen I.
Luther head
Chris paul
Larry Hughes
Gilbert Areneas
Devin harris (sometimes)
that is just a few
I wouldn’t want to be his girlfriend. He would treat you like crap because he thinks he is the next best thing to God. With an attitude like that he is going to end up dieing a old lonley man.
Whew child……….Gilbert Areneas can GET IT!!!
But this dude’s quote? BBBBWWWWWWAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH I think someone needs a slice of humble pie!
Is he kidding me with this? He looks like Michael Bivins with fancy moisturizer.
AND instead of him “wooing” the ladies how’s bout he step up and make some shots!! Lebron can’t do it all…AHem last year…Ahem Finals..AHem
I’m attractive(NOT), I’m charismatic (NOT), I’m rich (NOT AS RICH AS LEBRON *****). I’m every woman’s dream(YEA DREAM OF SUCKA WITH DOUGH).’
***** NUCKA PLEAZZZZ!!!!!
LOOKING LIKE MICHAEL BIVINS….
NIGRA SIT.YO.DUMB.UGLY.***** DOWN!!!
He forgot “I’m gummy, my neck is as big as my head maybe even bigger, my ears belong on a 5 year child and I have 1 more year to pull this hair style off.(although gummy can be cute on some people)
Okay but I’ll give it love his lips…..
Tray GIRL! u ain’t neva LIE!!!
Note to Damon Jones: Taco meat on your chest and them “bubba” gums are not every woman’s dream! GET OVER YOURSELF!!
His ugly azz CAN’T be serious!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sit down!
how’s bout he step up and make some shots!! Lebron can’t do it all…AHem last year…Ahem Finals..AHem
GIRL TELL IT!!!. KING JAMES SITTING ON THE BENCH WITH A SPRANG FINGA THIS FOOL TALKIN BOUT HOW GOOD A CATCH HE IS??? IMPRESS ME WITH A TONY PARKER TEAR DROP SHOT, BUST A COUPLE 3 POINTERS, DUNK ON A FOOL. OH SNAP, 1ST U GOTTA GET YO ***** OFF THE BENCH!!!
Damn, I thought that was Michael Bivens.
Let’s keep it TRILL!!! I live in Memphis, TN and i’m not saying that every man in Memphis is attractive but I know quite a few men that look better than him ex: My boyfriend of 1yr Anthony!!! This is just another tale of a man that has been used and been mistreated by women and in result his heart has been broken sooo much he doesn’t even what to put in the effort of approaching a woman in fear of rejection. So, he wants women to approach him. If he only knew in his line of work he has to be very selective or once again his poor little heart will get broken again. You can tell a lot about a man by the way he carries himself, the company he keeps and the game he spits. He may have game but a woman like me, I will never approach someone like him. I don’t approach men period, cause you’ll never know how much a man truly likes you if you make all the effort to get his attention when he should be getting yours!
***** his chest hair are coming up to his neck , danm!!
According to the 4 Agreements, he is somewhat impeccable with his words…but he is definitely living in his own dream world.
And I thought men were supposed to pursue women…no wonder the world is off balance, we cant even get that right…geez
He’s just an average looking person that has an inflated ego with a “yuck mouth”.
LMAO @ DROCK!!!
girl his lil ***** can’t dunk!!!! his lips might get to the rim b4 him
THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PLAYER IN C-TOWN???
1. GRADY (G-SIZE) SIZEMORE-INDIANS
2. LEBRON-CAVS
3. BRADY QUINN(FOR MY WHITE SISTAS)-BROWNS
4. BRAYLON EDWARDS-BROWNS
CLEVELAND HAS BEEN WASTING THEIR MONEY ON THIS BUM SINCE THEY SIGNED HIM!!!!
He’s gay.
Not with all that nasty ***** Hair on his chest it looks like TACO meat…
Wow, he has teeth/gums like “Roger Rabbit”…..
LMAO!!!!B. MAMA…..
WHEW…NOW THIS IS HOW I LIKE TO START MY DAY
Not with that taco meat up to his neck!
Drock
U think Bron Bron is cute??
Braylon is a little cutie tho and so is Brady..What about kellen winslow jr. and larry hughes??
He is a gay!!???He was said to be found at a millionaire&celebs service Meetrich,com not long before, and he is hot there.Quite a few girls and ladies write to him.
LOL I read this like a month ago in Sister 2 Sister mag…he is HILARIOUS!!!
1ST off if any bytch wants this fool it is for money purposes STRICTLY!!!
2nd get those teeth bleached…there is no excuse since you are “rich”.
3rd shave the taco meat off your chest…until then never wear a open shirt ever again.
And take that fake-***** diamond earring outta your ear.
The only thing I hate more than a bytch ***** is a fool that is arrogant without reason!!!
The only people he will be running BEHIND are the homos. What a creep. He will be on the downlow circuit. To each his own. Ladies, any one who gets involved should have the baby quick and move on.
LOL Drock, LOL!!
You know, if I saw this dude at the club, in church or just on the street, I probably wouldn’t bother to talk to him, let alone hound him for his digits. He’s not attractive at all. Taco meat chest hair does nothing for me.
One quality he definitely does not possess is being humble. What’s-his-name can have all of what he stated going for him but if he’s arrogant none of it really matters.
I thought a man is supposed to persue a woman and not vice versa.
Truthfully he isn’t that good looking. If that’s all Cleveland has to offer they need an intervention.
What’s-his-face WAS a possible 9 (because of his career) but then he opened his mouth and said that foolishness bringing him down to 7. Those teeth brought him down to a 6.
Laughing & choking on bacon, egg, & cheese sandwich.
He’s so ulgy….
Oh yeah and that tace meat makes a 5.
Money made him have 2 MUCH pride in himself!!!!! But 4 real with him ranking as a 35% shooter, he needs to pratice more on his shots than the ladies! With all that said…he anit FINE in my book!!!!!!(comment or NO comment!)
…ugly. So ugly I can’t type and eat.
*taco
Yes, dingy teeth and nappy chest hair are oh so attractive.
OK I went on yahoo and saw a better picture of him, That nig is ugly, WTF!!! I didn’t know he had a baby with Tina Thompson (WNBA Comets). This is starting to make since now, she probly moved on and he is *****ed!!!!
eww… Is he serious??!!..
Oh my goodness this is my first post because this *****y ***** should take his money and buy a clue…
Listen baby you need to call a shrink or something because you need to develop your inner self to match what you THINK your physical appearance is saying(Personally I dont see it)….fine men are those who care themselves with a swagger that makes a woman get to know you, not some I am this and that BS….
OMG! I was gonna say the same thing.. He looking like Michael Bivins with a chest full of taco meat!.
taco meat my dear is never an attractive thing, i mean damn.
WELL I THINK IT’S SAFE TO SAY WE DON’T A AGREE WITH HIM HE HE
HE IS REALLY FULL OF HIMSELF WITH THAT MISTER ED GRILL.
B. MAMA…FOR KING JAMES TO BE SO YOUNG AND BE ABLE TO DO INTERVIEWS ON THE LEVEL OF A SEASONED VET, I THINK THAT HELPS HIS SWAGER…ARTICULATE, POISED, MATURE & A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR (ESPY AWARDS) THAT ALL ADDS UP..(never mind him not being married to his 2 time baby mama-he still young)
…And forget about a PUFFY grill, he has HORSE of a grill!!!!!!!!!heeehaaa
I know he is not talking in the third person with ALL that taco meat on his chest and neck…..I’m willing to accept that women chase after him…now….after all althletes have an abundant supply of useless groupies…but to say that he has never approached a woman can not be true…..how do I know you ask??? pre contract money, dingy teeth and taco meat on neck and chest….PULE*****EEE….he chased after them all right and they probably ran!!!
He looks like Michael Bivins. But in his mind, he is everything. He will get the women that want what he has, they won’t want him for him. He seems to be so caught up in his own hype that he doesn’t see how unattractive he really is. And for the record he is not the best looking guy in the NBA, but he had to make this comment because frankly he’s on the team with Mr. Popularity Lebron, What better way to get people to talk about you. Poor thang.
he looks like a broke down puffy combs. negro please. he’ll calm down once he get AIDS.
OH YEA WINSLOW YES, YES, HUGHES HUMMM, HE LOOKS A LIKE A LIL BOY TO ME…
Shave the taco meat please!
One more thing, let him break his leg or get a sports injury, let’s see how many women will think he’s all that and a bag of chips.
is it me or does something seem off about the front teeth and lips…they don’t seem to line up right…like when he smiles the lips are one side and the teeth are on the other
Drock,
Bron does carry himself well, I’ll give that..
All I have to say is GROSS. Not only could he not get it AT ALL, I don’t care if he is the richest man in the world and he and I were the last 2 people on earth and the world depended on our mating- HELL TO THE NAW! Second…I am devoted to Chris Webber-have been since the 9th grade (although I am on loan to my husband:) Third, its attitudes like that that will doom him to a life of strife and misfortune. Read The Secret.
Oh PLEASE GUY…Damion Jones this and Damion Jones does that oh guy the Noun to use is I and me. You are really hot using the third person approach…
if he dont knock it off with that taco meat on his chest lol.. who wants nappyness????
And is that a wonky eye??? And do I spy plaque around his teeth? I think I just threw up in my mouth.
@ Pretty_Girl
I looked him up too. Bossip was being nice and posted the best picture they could find of him because he is not cute.
Based on futher research I have drop his 5 status to 3. LMAO
LOL @ larry hughes lookin like a lil boy
of course he every project ho dream dat fool need to go sit his azz down
JIGGA Please!!!!
Jesus wept.
*****k that nicca…Montell Jordan lookin’ muh-*****ka!!
Anyway, this has nothing to do with the subject @ hand, but it would be nice if Bossib had a forum.
He has a son with Tina Thompson (WNBA)
*Houston Comets
*Full, full lips & wears the harsh lipstick
*Rocks the horse ponytail (weave straight out the pack)
“I don’t have to pursue any woman. I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.”
ok, if you say so…
Don’t he got kid and a wife?
I THOUGHT THIS WAS MARIO THE SINGER @ FIRST GLANCE, & 2ND..
@ least he put it out there of how much of an azz he is. So any tramp (cause a real lady would never date this idiot) that’s out there know’s how to get at him… SUPERHEAD WHERE YOU AT!!!
Seriously, no seriously this ni@@a must be on some ish. It’s all about the benjamins diddy, oops i mean damon!
THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PLAYER!!!!!!!!
GET THE ***** OUTTA HERE!!!!!
YOU LOKKA LIKAA DONKEY!!
HEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!
Women want him cause he’s rich and they tryin to have 1 of his kids…please this man is so *****y tomorrow all of this can be gone just by one injry where he can no longer play…these athletes forget that so he betta be thankful instead of *****y cause without the money I doubt many women would chase him.
this dude lookes gayer than a 3 dollar bill…..Every gay mans dream is more like it…
Damon….please!! That taco meat is spreading up your neck and is about to take over your face. *****ody is checking for your gummy *****. You look like an over grown Michael Bivins.
Going to google “Gilbert Areneas”
Alright….homie has lost it! Looks like a regular dude from down the street – nothing special!
i seen this bum ***** ***** in NYC at clup spy…this *****ing queer had his homeboy jump out of the car walk all the way around and open his door for him…that ***** was extremly gay and ontop of that *****ody knew who the ***** he was
LMAO @Soamazing,”not with those horse gums and Austin Powers hair on his chest…” I thought it, you said it!! Ole Mr. Ed looking…
When he’s on his way down (and it is definitely going to happen), he is going to fall real hard.
Karma is a *****.
Okay, I scrolled through some of the other comments and y’all are hilarious!! Thanks for my morning laugh.
@ luvchild
LMFBAO *dead* @ i have one more year to pull this hair style off.
actually, no he doesn’t. the line down the middle of the fade was played after larry johnson (charlotte hornets/knicks).
OMG is he serious. Who raised him? Just another ignorant black man who has made it. I wonder if he would say this mess if he wasnt rich
Lady Architect…
I feels you about that injury. One of my friends that was in the NBA got injured and after that his whole attitude changed.
It was sad, but kind of funny because he was back trying to hang out like he wasn’t being funny people were calling him out on his shadiness while he was playing.
He went as far as asking somebody did they know who he was, trying to walk in clubs w/o paying, just acting out. As for dating…talking to a whole bunch of weaved out or I hope I don’t start anything… “light-skinned, even Hispanic women”
As of now…gym cl***** hero. Damon better watch that. All it takes is one second for the script to flip.
He’s Probably gay ya’ll!
Wow…is he serious???
1. I hate Taco Meat on a man’s chest.
2. He looks like Diddy, Jay-z and Michael Bivins combined their sperm and had a son.
3. The damn taco meat
The only thing attractive about him is his money! Can’t he see that? I never even heard of this guy before today.
WTF!!! u gotta b kiddin me!!!
Not with those beaver teeth and all that taco meat!!!
LMAO @ all the other Taco Meat references…heehee
I just scrolled up and read some..
I didn’t know “taco meat” was such a well-known term!!
Psssh! Thats his problem-hes rich and delusional. He is not attractive to me. He should have some damn humility before he talks sideways out of his horse mouth.
Haa!!! I havent’ heard someone get called beaver teeth since elementary school.
He does have a childs teeth though. Ugh… nasty baby teeth. His beard is connected to his chest hairs. Let’s be glad he’s not on that
“I’m the best dressed man in the NBA” ish anymore.
HIS CHEST HAIR NEEDS SOME CREAM OF NATURE RELAXER!
HIS TEETH ARE TOO BIG FOR HIS MOUTH
COLORED TINTED SHADES WORN INDOORS IS OUT OF STYLE
Yup, I was thinking Mike Bivins too with them Chiclets for teeth. Fugly boys sure do celebrate and brag when they finally get attn from the females. Take it from Deon, must be the money cause it sure aint your looks!! And shave that damn mess looking like Larry from Three’s Company!!
If a man/woman can get infront of a black audience and not get booed they must be the ***** cuz we are some tough effing critics.
Know how to tell when a nicca aint use to *****… they talk like this idiot. All it takes is one fuc up and his azz will be down on his luck…
Mike Vick
that ball player who shot his limo driver (don’t know his name)
that football player who had his girl killed when she was preggo’s (ray ca-something)
I DON’T FOLLOW SPORTS BUT I’M SURE THE LIST GOES ON AND ON…
As soon as a looked at him I saw Mike Biv! LMAO
that this sub par looking guy who is as cute as the least cute N.E member (80’s/90’s reference) THINKS he’s a woman’s dream come to life.
Just wait y’all. It won’t be long before he will get himself caught up by one of those women that chase him. Then he’ll be crying the typical black athlete sad song…
CubaLinda
And shave that damn mess looking like Larry from Three’s Company!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*D.E.A.D*
I’m finished…y’all are killing me!!!
He is a joke…He is not cute and he doesn’t even play in the games. I am from Cleveland so I know. That is sad when you don’t even start for Cleveland.
Here is my list of who looks better in Cleveland:
1. Kellen Winslow Jr.
2. Braylon Edwards
3. Brodney Pool
4. Daniel Gibson
5. LeBron James (only because he’s been super fly on the sidelines in those suits)
6. Leigh Bodden
7. Willie McGinest
In the NBA:
1. Dwayne Wade
2. Kobe Bryant
3. Gilbert Arenas
4. Tyson Chandler
5. Raja Bell
Old School
1. Michael Jordan
2. Grant Hill
Bottom Line I can think of a lot more that look better
Rich + NO CHARACTER= UGLY
HIS CHEST HAIR NEEDS SOME CREAM OF NATURE RELAXER!
**DEAD**
He’s funny! LOL! I do the same thing! I don’t chase them, I replace them.
He looks like “Donkey” from Sherk!!
I think he was kidding. He jokes around like that all the time.
I frequent a joint that mostly all the pro players in Cleveland go to & have seen them all. This one is instantly forgettable.
Id like to suggest he whitten his teeth before making staements like that.
HIS GUMS SCARE ME. BUTS HE’S RIGHT HE IS FINE.
Who is this guy? I’ve never seen him or heard of him before…
Regardless, all you chicks making these comments, you know you’ll be all over his ***** if he flashed some of them dollar bills. Don’t front, chicas!
Pride goes before a fall.
Lil’ bit of a wonky eye under dem shades. Nice try though.
WHAT UP FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!
This P.Diddy wannabe looking azz *****. Get the ***** out of here. IF women chase after him it’s not because he thinks he looks good…it’s that millions and millions of dollars that he got stashed away that women are chasing after. Please I can give a long ***** list of all the NBA players that look better than his *****. Get the ***** out of here. LMAO
***** this fool is ugly! finest nba player HANDS DOWN is MATT BARNES & Raja Bell
matt plays for warriors and raja for phoneix (even tho he married to some boney white hefer anyways lol) they are fioneee
is this the same dude that has a baby by WNBA player Tina Thompson? the chick that plays for the comets and wears the bright ***** red lipstick when playing? yeah homie u pull the finest women out there! NOT LMAOOO!!!
please with his big ***** gums and his semi-nappy chest hair lolllllllllll
Gumby be trippin’.
And that peasy chest.
Yucky. LOL.
LMAO.
http://www.theblackactor.com
You know, Damon is a handsome man, but what makes him ugly is his attitude. There is a difference between confidence and arrogance. Confidence is *****urance of what is true, whereas arrogance is delusion of *****urance of what one makes up or exaggerates. Damon is exaggerating himself as if his ***** is God’s gift to women. He couldn’t take me from my man if he DID pursue me, so he needs to get over himself.
oh and how could i forget Carlos Arroyo for the orlando magic, delonte west & allen iverson (but hes fallen off lol)
no..uh uhh are you serious…dude looks like santas little helper with them elf ears..
damn a hunger pain just came over me…i gotta taste for some tacos…hmmm wonder why
LoLoLolOloL!!
no..uh uhh are you serious…dude looks like santas little helper with them elf ears..
ROTFLMAO @^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
And, no, nahnah, you are wrong. Not every women would “be all over his ***** if he flashed some of them dollar bills.” My mother raised me to have my own grip so that when I do meet men, they know they can’t buy me or kitty! I am attracted to a man with a self esteem that lets him love himself and love other people too, and not his wallet. It insults my character, my intelligence, and how my mama raised me to use men for money. Damon can flash his arrogant smile and cash all he wants, and I wouldn’t give him the time of day.
Hes just in time for the holidays!..way to go !!!
[clap clap clap]
HE HAS A BABY BY TINA THOMPSON……..DEAD!!! GET OUT OF HERE.
Down Low Negro Alert
(he’s trying too hard)
I wouldn’t pee on him if he was on fire.
I thought that was Montel Jordan at first. I googled him and he is even uglier in other pictures. If he wasn’t a pro athlete no1 would pay him any mind what so ever
his teeth are fake…those got to be dentures…im just sayin…i spy with my eye…
FAKE TEEF!!!…
HE HAS THE NAPPI CHEST HAIRS HE COULD KICK ROCKS ON THE COURT ONLY GOLD DIGGERS IS GOING TO WANT HIS LOW SELF ESTEEM *****
“If I decide to go out to dinner or a club after a game, you’ll never see Damon Jones running behind any women”
^^^^
That’s cuz they saw your gums, yellow flavored teeth and taco meat from a mile away and bounced.
I’m attractive(NOT) I’m charismatic(Do you know the meaning of this word?) I’m rich (or so you think)
Damon Jones ain’t ***** but 50% bs, 25% gums, 15% taco meat, and 10% loot. The only girls that be chasing you are the ones that Kanye was talking bout in Golddigger.
“He think he foolin us with his ***** eyed *****” That’s why he is wearing those shades!!!!
LMAO at “Wonky Eye”
What the hell is he smoking, rich yeah, attractive, not so much.
He is goodlooking, but he does not make enough money to compensate for his short-sightedness and absolute arrogance.
Just because you make millions up front does not mean that it will last over your life or 5 years for that matter (see Will Smith on 60 minutes). You need the smarts to handle it and clearly this guy does not have it. Instead of looking for a woman who can partner with him and help him build his kingdom, this fool thinks its already built.
The game of life is not a sprint, its a marathon.
LOL ***** please!
I also thought that was Michael Bivins. But Michael looks better than him though. I should’ve known he thought that way because of the way he carried himself back when Shaq first came to the Heat.
Why does he speak in 3rd person??
I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.’
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…and Diddy’s teeth. Give those back!
I thought that was Michael Bivens twin brother
Hair on his chest looks like Taco Meat what the hell he really needs to get it together and like I said Bossip I still will take Denzel over this ground chuck anyday. Loser. I can’t stand a man thats full of himself get a grip!
he’s alright if you like the like-skinned type.
he ain’t the cutest in the NBA though, i’ve seen iverson in person, although he’s too skinny that man is gorgeous as hell with the clearest skin i’ve ever seen. Carmelo, Kobe, and who can forget about Ricky Davis he’s finer than ever.
He’s going to be broke…spending all his money on those ugly salmon colored ***** suits.
Steve Harvey zoot suit, Stacy Adams, K&G shopping *****…
Yes, for who asked, he has a son with Tina Thompson. That’s too much mouth in between two people.
(Trying to avoid visual)
thought this was interesting from march 07….
Damon Jones is no stranger to public displays of, well, Damon. He hammed it up when Shaq and Wade landed him in the limelight, and this season made a big show of his Three-Point Shootout aspirations. I’ve always found him kind of pathetic, but others think he’s a barrel of laughs.
This latest bit of Damonology, though, is definitely on the sad side. From Brian Windhorst’s mighty Cavaliers Blog:
Not to say that Damon Jones is either disgruntled or *****ured he’s moving elsewhere after this season, but he informed everyone within earshot Sunday that everything he had was for sale. His house, his cars, even his diamond-crusted watch, which Daniel Gibson wanted a price on. I won’t say the number, but It seemed out of the rook’s range. He asked LeBron if he’d buy his house, which he bought off Bob Sura for 600K according to my searching. LeBron quoted him a cash price, which Damon thought about but rejected.
What’s weird here is that, were Jones just annoyed or ready to move on, he wouldn’t have to dump all his earthly possessions. This really makes it look like Jones is in fact broke, or anti*****ting an absolute end to his NBA income. Both of those seem kind of unlikely, given that he’s still in theory a decent long-range threat. So who knows,
Karma~ you forgot the alltime pro-athlete to fall off while not chasing p*ssy, but apparently, tearing it up… Orenthal Jones. Pro- athletes are so stupid for thinking they are invinsible and untouchable- thier ignorance is their downfall.
No Homo!
LMAO @ all the taco meat cracks AND the teef jokes !!!
I think he knew sistuhs was gonna put his ***** on blast !!!
Wow, he has decinitely let the chickenheads convince him he is all that. Any woman that pursues him, will definitely be about his money and baller status only because it is so apparent to a women of worth, that he is SO NOT WORTH A SECOND GLANCE due to his extreme arrogance.
PLEAZE!!!! He went the extra mile to pursue me and im not impressed. He needs to proclaim all this ish to make his stupid ***** feel good about himself!!!
Yeah right, yellow teeth on a rich man really turns me on!!The finest brother in the NBA is…..A.I not only is he the cutest but he is sxy too! You are not bad lookin it’s just that alot of other players come way before you Carmello. Rick Fox, I can go on and on!! Don’t be so sure of your self buddy, if the next man comes down the street with more money stats than you, you will be yesterday! *****s!
He is not the best looking in the NBA. He has nothing on Dwayne Wade. He doesnt look better than Carmelo or Iverson.
It’s funny that people are using so many descriptions to describe him – only one really fits.
UGLY and that’s for his looks and his personality. Hell he’s just ugly. Ugly *****.
Blah, blah, blah….
I hope he gets injured!!!!!!
Somebody tell him to pull his upper lip down!!
That sh*t ain’t even “attractive”
Steffers! Lol, Injured though? I can’t believe you said that.
*Still laughing.
is he kidding me with that>>>that mf look like michael bivens from new edition and thats not a good look!!!
Rick Fox ain’t cute, the dude is hairer than Chewbacca.
that last message was for Fiddy and he cheated on Vanessa.
N!@#A Please! Are you serious? Close your mouth, please.
His teeth are as golden as my gravatar, but he is not wearing golds, his left eye is lazy, and he has dreads for hair chest.
cosign @ Nita
Yup. Prolly a queen fo sho. Definitely.
There’s a reason he made those statements.
LMAO
http://www.theblackactor.com
This guy needs Dark and Lovely No lye Relaxer for his chest Super strength.
People who look better than him:
1. 90% of the men that are not in the NBA.
2. Allen Iverson
3. Dwayne Wade ( and he is humble)
4. Jason Kidd
5. JD Fart Sniffer
Two Words….
TACO MEAT!
dolphin teeth are evidently catching
I would have sworn he was that dude form BEV BID DEVOE how every that goes, before my time Im a 80’s baby! Damon…please sit down!
LOL! His gums looks like he just drank some pepto bismol.
Overly confident men are definitely lacking in the bedroom area. Real men don’t need a woman to chase them, if they see something they want, they go after it period. Who should be chasing his ***** is a DENTIST, ORTHODONTIST, WAXING SPECIALIST, OPTICIAN FOR THAT DAMN ***** EYE HE HAS AND A HAIR TRANSPLANT FACILITY..
THe guys on TNT clown the ***** outta him on the regular.
That ***** got real women *****ed up … looking like uncle ED in gucci gl*****es and a nasty rug on his chest saying he FINE… tell that BAMA to go play on the interstate
with that hairy chest??? STFU damn fool!
With that taco meat he has sitting on his chest!!!??? He looks a MESS!!! Money or no money, the only ho’s running after him are the one’s after his money. He is not every womans dream, once the money is gone they wake up and realize that he is their nightmare with his big ***** gums and yellow teeth!
I will admit he’s the bipolarest guy I’ve heard blathering about himself from the NBA lately.
I remember when niggras wus humble, what happen.
Man, I thought that was Michael Bivins from New Edition for a minute.
WHATEVER!!! Not the least bit attractive, personality and attitude is everything, and he is nothing!!! Any female that really falls for that has issues within themselves that they need to check. Don’t run after no person, let it happen if it is meant. ***** DAT!!!!
. . . and his gums are too big!!!
I guess we all agree to disagree with him.
Excluding hoe’s they just don’t count anymore
I wonder how he would feel if he read these
“not so *****y now, ya basturd” he he
*****ing gummy bear
he got dolfin teef like diddy…..
Mike Bivens sit your ***** down…that girl is poision, you effing oldie!
Damn I was going to comment, but ya’ll got me ROTF with these comments. safe to say we don’t cosign with this fool and his delusional arrested development mental illness *****essment of himself.
ROTFLMAO @ Shrimp fried rice @ FAKE TEEF!!!…*dead*
co-sign AND… and I Sat on Santa’s Lap
Why is Michael Bivins referring to himself in 3rd person????
they may approach him but its not the bangers look at his baby mama
Damn big ***** grimy teeth
Crusty ***** lips
Taco meat on da chest
Big *****ing head
Yep…everyone woman’s dream alright.
LOL @ this fool…
LOL @ the comments, ladies ya’ll are puttin’ a hurtin on this *****clown.. it is well deserved though.
Sun Goddess-
I feel ya girl… that’s what I’m talkin’ about.. dude need to quit because only hard-up women want his *****… any self-sufficent woman, with her own ***** and a good head on her shoulders won’t even blink at his *****, because they automatically recoginize, that he ain’t ***** if he has to be talkin’ about how he’s got this, and that women have to pursue him, like he’s a god or something. GTFOH.. LaBron James all day baby….
yall women are just saying this cuz he said a *****y statement
you all lie
Ha! LMAO! Whatever he needs to believe to keep his dream alive. LOL@Michael Bivens…
Most psychologists agree that Don Juan was a homo. Serial dating and never finding the right woman indirectly hints that Damon (and men like him) don’t really want one.
especially helltothenaw, lol
Michael Jackson needs to help him out with lace fronts cuz this negro edge up starts in the middle of his *****ing head..
“I have what every woman wants. I’m attractive, I’m charismatic, I’m rich. I’m every woman’s dream.”
He is definately not my dream guy with that kind of attitude. He only gonna get the women who feel they can only get a man if they “chase” after him.
Black women are every man’s/woman’s dream, we are the mother’s of civilization, we started this ish!! If you want me, you gonna have to come find me. LMAO!!
What the hell? Thats why i dont date athletes anymore! All arrogant as all hell. BTW he is NOT that cute, the only thing cute about him is his money and thats it.
Hoe sit down all that talk them big ***** teeth should be tired.he sounds like a homo thug .where did he get pretty.
Between that taco meat chest hair and those Diddy-esque big ***** teeth I’ll p*****. I’ve never heard of him anyway
POINSIN HOOO yea HOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I just laughed at this fool with the taco meat hair chest. Negroe please!
ok, granted, he is fine, but the finest in the NBA? yeah, taco meat is smokin some serious rocks.
No, Dame is not cute. Give me tall and dark any day, see Chris Webber and KG as examples.
…talking all that *****, and he probably has a small ***** and can’t *****. I mean, that’s nice that he thinks so highly of himself, but damn. His arrogance ALONE is turn off. Sit down somewhere.
uh, i don’t think so. your chest hair looks like taco meat!
wow. beyond not cute. he has had enough fame or gold diggin lil girls chasin him to think he’s god’s gift. his money and his status would be enough for certain types of people to pursue. and now he thinks all chicks are like that? that statement just made him look like one stuck up, immature lil boy. like a high schooler. ew. NEXT!
@ Mrs
You mean GUMBY bear.
LOL LMAO LOL LMAO LOL LMAO
http://www.theblackactor.com
Well, I’m not going to judge his attractiveness cause thats not my twist. But what the brotha needs to be doing is working on his hoop game. He is in the NBA, but he is far from one of the top point guards playing. His handle is so-so, his d is no where to be found, and the only thing still keeping him in the nba is his jump shot. And the past couple years, that ***** has been spotty. So he needs to be trying to perfect his very average (at least by nba standards) skillz. Cause he is a step away from being over in Europe claiming to be the most attractive man playing over there.
“Mr O Dot
yall women are just saying this cuz he said a *****y statement
you all lie”
No, it is because he is not attractive, not in the least littlest bit. Take away the earrings, gl*****es and the designer shirt, and there is nothing left but a funny looking bobble head, with nasty chest hair and with gums most likely bigger than his manhood. All that and no personality
He better becareful before one of these women that he likes to be chased by makes an example out of him. He’ll be next on “He’s that baby’s daddy”…
two sets of words: taco meat and reality check! who the F are you anyway?! my other thought: since when did the bible say a woman who finds a good husband? it says he who finds a wife. Damon which one are you again? you *****! it’s men like this that make dating in the black community like a jr. high school dance. men on one side and women on another. oh and another thing fool caper..use that richness to get your chest waxed you ig-nant *****! sorry y’all he *****ed me off.
He gotta be kidding. He better be happy that they let him play seeing as how he warmed the bench for most of last season. I’m from Cleveland and he aint cute as the average mail man. Looking like a bootleg Michael Bivins. He need to quit.
MiaRenee
“Mr O Dot
yall women are just saying this cuz he said a *****y statement
you all lie”
No, it is because he is not attractive, not in the least littlest bit. Take away the earrings, gl*****es and the designer shirt, and there is nothing left but a funny looking bobble head, with nasty chest hair and with gums most likely bigger than his manhood. All that and no personality
^^^^^You ain’t neva lied.. So true. I
AND he has pubic hair on his adam’s apple….yep, every woman’s dream.
What this fool needs to do is make a *****IN SHOT. Help Lebron you big head *****. Get the splinters out of your ***** from riding the bench *****!! I never liked this dude. He thought he was the ***** wen he was in Miami too.
Boy Stop…LOL
Lol “dis ***** here” got them dolphon teeth just like Diddy. Is this the same Damon Jones of the Cleveland Cavs that have lost 4 straight? If Lebron had said this, it might’ve been warranted, but negro you are an injury away from being cut..ROTFLMAO
He is so full of himself. Looking like Mr. Ed and Michael Bivins off spring!! LMAO!!
I try to support our athletes in every way…. But this guy can’t be serious. I have seen more good looking single guys that play in the NBA, that look 101 times better than he do( and they sit on the bench).
First, since he’s braging about being a millionare, he need to bleach those teeth, ASAP!! That’s why women are not pursuing him, a bad combination (yellow teeth and hot breath), chest air.
He need to pray that he finds a women who will love him for who he really is… In the words of Plies I “HATE LAMES”
Ah, NO! He is delusional, regarding his looks.
He’s ok. I think he gets chased more because he’s rich, than because of his looks. Oh well. Good for him.
lol watever
He is good looking, but not the best looking, at all. Michael Bibby is cuter.
I didn’t even know who the heck he was until I seen him on the blogspots. I wouldn’t give his butt a 2nd look. Chase yes gold diggers chasing the $$$ not him. Women will see him as a check… Probably not married hmmm I wonder why…
nothin’ wrong wit’ being a lil *****y in my opinion…aint *****ody else gon’ “cheerlead” for you so you gotta do it yourself! IF…and I mean IF you are truly the bizness, which he is……NOT!!
I bet he thought he was killin’ somethin’ with that wack ***** smile…
Oh yeah, he’s my fantasy all right, horse teeth and taco meat chest to boot! Damon stop kidding yourself. You look like someone’s retarded donkey mouth cousin. NEXT!
All you chicks need to stop frontin because as soon as he pulls up with the Bentley ya’ll would skeet your panties from the gold digger alarm going off in you. Acting like ya’ll are Opera have your own money or something. lol
All you chicks need to stop frontin because as soon as he pulls up with the Bentley ya’ll would skeet your panties from the gold digger alarm going off in you. Acting like ya’ll are Opera have your own money or something. lol
CLEARLY WE’RE NOT GOLD DIGGERS SO HE’S NOT EVEN ON OUR RADAR. WHY IS IT THAT MEN THINK THAT NO MATTER WHAT A MAN LOOKS LIKE IF HE HAS MONEY WE’LL BE ON HIS JOCK? WE DO HAVE TASTE AND STANDARDS YOU KNOW. TRUE, GOLD DIGGERS WOULD LOVE HIM BUT A REAL WOMAN AIN’T GOT TIME FOR HIS BULL*****.
uh not with that taco meat on yo chest
nope negative
@ i love…’Snickers’
“aint *****ody else gon’ “cheerlead” for you so you gotta do it yourself!”
There are plenty of people that dont have to “cheerlead” to get notice. Being humble works SOOOOOO much better.
AND @usmarine
“All you chicks need to stop frontin because as soon as he pulls up with the Bentley ya’ll would skeet your panties from the gold digger alarm going off in you. Acting like ya’ll are Opera have your own money or something. lol”
Is that what you are holding on to? The dream that one day you can make a womans’ panties wet with money??? (notice a said woman, since it you are checkin for chickens). I might not have Oprah’s (the correct spelling) money, but still got my own.
O.K LOOKS AIN’T EVERYTHING AND MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU LOVE, I AGREE IN BEING CONFIDENT BUT A FLAT OUT JACK ***** IS NOT IN THE CATEGORY OF BEING CONFIDENT. YEAH I’LL DATE HIM AS LONG AS HIS ***** SHOWS ME RESPECT THEN THE OTHER STUFF IS LATER BUT GOD GIVETH GOD TAKETH AWAY! REMEMBER THAT!
@ TT, that was hella funny! You win Laugh of the Day!!!
I live in Canton, Ohio, about an hour away from Cleveland. And DJ is not even the best looking man in dusty ***** offbrand Canton! Now if Braylon Edwards had said it, I’d co-sign it, because I’ll drink his bath water. Damon Jones? Puhlease….I wouldn’t give his funny looking ***** the time of day. And what woman really wants his seed with the possibility of having that head, and them damn gums? No thank you I don’t want bobble head looking babies.
Sounds like something a gay man in denial would say.
HE’S A MEMBER OF H.S.U.H.
Betta ask about it.
LOL!!! Hilarious, he should get a prize for the funniest player in the NBA. I met this guy last year at a CNN sports event, and he’s not particularly attractive. My sister and I sat and laughed at him because all he did was talk, talk, talk…about anything and everything. I think this is another instance of him running his big mouth. He’s still a nice guy, guess he needs some lovin too!
hahaha…
When I first read this, I thought I was high…now I’m sure he must have been high. Someone please tell Damon that taco meat chest hair that looks like it goes from your genitals to your neck is so not sexy. This dude has got to be kidding… and the 3rd person references to himself makes this bs even more ridiculous.
I’ll tell you what Damon, I’m glad the women are chasing you. I’ll be sure to show up at an afterparty when you play the Mavs so that while all the women are blinded by your sexy, I can get at Josh Howard…
HE GOT 2 BE KIDDING….WITH HIS NAPPY A$$ CHEST HAIR
AND HIS YELLOW A$$ TEETH. THIS LADY RIGHT HERE WON’T BE RUNNING AFTER HIS CORNY A$$…PLEASE
also… quoting Marrilyn Monroe: “You don’t date a guy only because he’s rich or good-looking, but it certainly helps.”
Umm those gums need some tending to! Look like a little gingivitis. When the bacterial palque gets stuck on your gum, the gum gets sick – it has gengivitis – and starts getting red, swollen and may bleed. They look a little swolen and starting to receed. With all of your riches bro, go get a cleaning done!
He’s not even all that cute…he looks like Mr. Ed to me but hey you gotta love yourself RIGHT?
LMAO at all these posts.
I am having an effed up day at work and this is making me at least smile (better than I was earlier!!!)
I wonder if Donkey from Shrek is gonna read these posts about him?
If you think about what he is saying, he hasnt really proved much. He’s caliming to be the most attractive NBA player which is no great feat considering the huge majority of them are not handsome, attractive men by far. So by those standards, he may just feel like King of the Hill. Perception is reality…
He’s probably the NBA player with the blisters on his ***** that Concreteloop is talking in their “BLIND ITEM” story
WHITENING STRIPS AND PRESCRIPTION LENSES FOR THAT LAZY EYE…THAT’S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.LOL.*****Y SUCKER. SO DISAPPOINTED IN THE BROTHA’S NOWADAYS. HOPE WE DON’T SEE HIS NAMES IN THE HEADLINES ANYTIME SOON FOR SOME UNGODLY BEHAVIOR.
Nothing wrong with having confidence in yourself but foreal this dude is not even that fly looking.
He needs to tame that nasty ***** nappy taco meat he call chest hairs. lol
When I saw the pic I thought it was a throwback video of (That girl is) “Poison”.
I was likw yeah BBD!
But alas, reading is fundamental.
*like*
Well the dumb *****es chasing him, ought to get a clue now that he doesn’t give a damn about them.
He needs to go his taco meat chest down!!
HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHHA!
Oh man, Joke of my day!!!
LMAOOOOOOOOO! Whooo and I was feeling down today, but this BAMA managed to make me laugh hysterically! It looks as if his pubic hairs have run up to his neck and quite frankly, he looks like a washed up buck toothed Michael Bivens. He’s actually my nightmare not my dream. Poor thing! True he is in the NBA and has a couple of coins, but handsome he is not and if he gets injured he won’t even be worth using. Probably a homo thug anyway! Give me Adris Elba a REAL MAN!
usmarine
All you chicks need to stop frontin because as soon as he pulls up with the Bentley ya’ll would skeet your panties from the gold digger alarm going off in you. Acting like ya’ll are Opera have your own money or something. lol
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First question: Who is Opera? Do you mean Oprah? I think you do. I’m not as rich as Oprah, but I surely have self respect for myself, and I’m sure Oprah does, too for herself. Another question. Actually, it’s a comment. Women are not aroused by money. If you sincerely think we are, or at least real women, then it seems to me you have no idea how a woman’s mind is made, or at least the REAL WOMEN. I will speak for them in this post, so be patient with me. I am 26 years young. I never have been turned own by the amount of money in a man’s wallet. Many men have come on to me trying to buy my sex with money, only to fail miserably! I am the kind of young lady that likes men to respect my mind before my curves. I have a degree in Criminal Justice, with a minor in Sociology. I will be a Sheriff Deputy soon. I have no children outside of marriage. I am not Beyonce, but I look damn good when I get dressed up!
Understand, I am not as rich as Oprah, but I surely have my own confidence in who I am to know I do not have to sell myself to chase any arrogant clown with too much cash, but no cl*****. I am sure other women have ther confidence together too, and they are in the various posts calling out this clown Damon Jones, so don’t get it twisted, Marine.
I will say as cheesy as Damon is, he can shred that ish up to put on his taco meat.
CubaLinda 3:45pm
If you think about what he is saying, he hasnt really proved much. He’s caliming to be the most attractive NBA player which is no great feat considering the huge majority of them are not handsome, attractive men by far.
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Exactly.
PS-Most females did not know who this dude was, but I bet now his My*****e is like Waffle House on Saturday night.
@BlackWomenJustDontListen
you are probably right & that proves a couple of these idiots on here point. I just hope it is the young & old and dump ones. Not the young and slightly older smart ones, with a momentary lapse of judgment
Ohhhh!!! His mouth looks like a horse- He has horse gums. He is cute but not fine. Also, White girls are the only ones chasing him. Any other woman chasing him is for his money. Big gum ***** negro.
ROFL LMAO !!!!!!! He got jokes for DAYS referring to himself in third person and shyt. But seriously though, dude might want to invest a little of that $$ in some tooth whitener…that yellow film on the teeth is NOT the business.
when i first looked at this guy, he resembled Jay-Z.
He can have as much money as he wants, be attractive and charismatic…but if that d*ck game ain’t right, he ain’t s*it!
Every woman likes confidence, but arrogance is for ***** ***** men who really are unsure of themselves and need to hype themselves up to be more than what they really are. He is attractive, but I won’t stand in line for NO MAN. Rich or not, you cannot treat people any type of way, and by his comment, he will treat you like ***** because he “thinks” everyone wants him. I have been in the same room as a celebrity, and when he walked in his head was so high up, like everyone else was below him, and that turned me off to the point that I refused to run over to him like everyone else did. This dude has obviously fell for the “baller” mentality, when reality is that most of the women pursuing him are out to get a rich baby daddy, and I cannot blame them for it if they get over on this fool, he deserves it. I hope like hell for his sake this was a misquote.
OMG. LMBO @ Jesus wept and whoever said Damon looks like Michael Bivins. He had Dennis Rodman’s teeth and gums, Camel’s lips, Mike Bivins’ haircut and smile and Taco Bell on his chest. He needs veneers or a gum reduction and his torso waxed.
The only thing positive I can say about him is that he can dress.
I will have to borrow from the book of Remy Ma by stating this. MY dream man is definitely caked up amongst other things. All I want to do in a 24 hour day is lay up, get my p@ssy eaten and shop until the stores run out of good merchandise. Damon needs to talk to a real woman, not a chick with a ***** or some groupie ***** to find out what a real woman wants and what we think constitutes “rich” or “handsome.” If anyone saw the episode of Cribs his house was featured in, you probably laughed at the fact that he spent more on cars than he did on his house. If he sneezed or farted, his next door neighbors could say “bless you” or “take a Tums, *****.”
Ol’ Dame could eat a chick out (not me), but she’d be running the risk of losing her ovaries, her uterus or some ***** courtesy of those Mr. Ed looking teeth of his. He’d probably say you tasted like chicken. Lol
I’ll be honest, he is not ugly. He is at best average. He has lost points with that statement. He is so not the best looking player in the NBA though
someone get this fool a mirror.
If diddy ever had sexytime with Mr. Ed (completly possible) This is what would pop out of Diddys muff 9 moths later.
ugh! he must be joking!
with his swollen rotten crotch mouth.
i bet his breath smell like tuna!
he’s *****ody’s fantasy, more like any female’s nightmare!
most attractive……whatever!
ho
Sit
DOWN
and pubes up his throat? yuck!!!!!
Mr. Ed must be kidding right. He has more gum than teeth, and needs to go to a salon and get that nappy chest trimmed or permed. Any chick after him is thinking of the money first…trust!
Wow…what mirror he is lookin in that makes him think he is THAT attractive? And where can I get one?!
yea i guess if my dream was a dude wit a lazy eye, buck teeth and a carpet on his chest, id be all ova him . . .but umm, since i prefer men who can have BOTH eyes on me wen he looks at me, im gonna HAVE to p***** on this brotha . . .damn shame, wen they g*****ed for no reason. . .
wow, does money do that to you? He’s a arrogant fool and i feel sorry for whatever woman that “chooses” to deal with that ego.
does he actually think he’s good looking? i’ve dated finer millionaires (minus the taco meat) i hope he knows that women will only date him for his money and not his looks.
Two words: Drew Gooding. Let that mer-inate.
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah riiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Taco meat on the chest and he borrowed Mr. Ed’s teeth.
and he look like he got a lazy eye under them shades
This is what makes it difficult for black women to find GOOD mates.(Not forgetting about those crazy black women). But, yes he has money and is DECENT looking and he knows it so it is highly unlikely that he will stick with one female. Those couple of black dudes that have a decent job seem to be like this *****y mf.(Now inventing the “Not bitter” disclaimer) Anyways…my two cent rant..lol.
His chest hair looks like taco meat! Yuck.
LMAO!!! He does look like Mr Ed. OMG!!! those teeth and gums. What was he thinking about making that statement. He is too funny. No, but for real ladies, I think he was playing. In fact I go on record as being the first person to say it he was joking. He had to be.
someone come get donkeys stand in please
hee-haw!!!!!!!!!!hee-haw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He must be smokin!!! He has more gums than teeth and need I even go there on, the taco meat on this *****z chest!
How bout gettin that lazy ***** eye fixed..Its a wonder the ” ***** eyed” ***** can even throw a ball..
What about the bumps on his neck?
You’re also hairy and *****ed like a pistol. NEXT!
This is the funniest shhhh, I’ve heard in awhile.
Ask me if giggled?? Hell naw, I ROARED with laughter.
This dude must be comparing himself to gargoyles…
He’d probably look better without all of that damn *****iness, so unattractive.
LMMFAO.
dont this fool know light skin brothas are played out could see if he was malcom or borris wtf?
and he needs to put on a beater to cover up them dry spiral curls on his chest
299th in dis biotch!
and eff him with his big teeth!
is he like blind in one of his eyes or somethin???? i don’t really know who dude is…but one of his eyes looks lighter than the other and it’s all squinched up…um..i jus don’t know what’s goin on with it..it doesn’t look like a very healthy eye…i was just wondering…smh…he needs to do something bout that eye…poor baby
ummm..i vote no
I’ll be checkin’ for him during halftime of the 2014 NBA Finals between Dallas and Cleveland – for that touching halftime story where Lebron James stops by the shelter to visit Damon Jones to give him money for his diabetes medicine after Jones tells his hard luck story about bad investments and his failure to appreciate how short-lived an NBA can be.
See, that’s what money will do to you. Making ugly dudes think they are bomb. And stupid chicks chasin after him JUST BECAUSE he has money got him all g*****ed up. He looks like Michael Bivens. Yuck.
Until AI, Kobe, Webber, Tyson Chandler, and I’m sure dozens more players leave the NBA, Damon will never even see the top of that list of fine NBA players. Gimme AI wit his scrumptious caramel skinned, sexy lipped, raspy voiced ***** any day of the week!!
whoever said AI got some clear skin in person, yes girl he does.. perfection
I live in Cleveland and I’m a fan of the CAVS. I’ve always thought that he was SORTTA attractive, but his attitude just made him ugly to me. He’s definitely NOT all of that! However, I could deal with the big teeth and chest hair (I love his lips!) to dip my hands in some of that Cavs money! Ladies, you know you would too..lol
dont this fool know light skin brothas are played out could see if he was malcom or borris wtf?
~~ Wow, people exactly still say ignorant things like the above??? Get over the skin color issue folks. Black is beautiful in all its colors.
U KNOW….I SAID WHAT I WANTED TO SAY……. BUT ECH TIME I SEE THIS FOOL..IM LIKE………..PAUSE…..LET ME EXPLAIN MY FOLLOWING COMMENT………I ATE WAY TOOOOO MUCH CHEESE …CONSTIPATED LIKE A ***** FUGGA.FOR REAL..I THOUGHT THEM BIG ***** TEEFUS JUST MIGHT HELP ME OUT …CHEW THIS ***** OUT U BILLY GOAT……!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Donkey face fool. I have two words for your silly *****: ALAN IVERSON
YOU GOT EVERYTHING INCLUDING GINGIVITIS WITH THEM SWOLLEN ***** GUMS.
Not only am I the most attractive player in Cleveland, I am the most attractive player in the NBA:
Maybe the most attractive ***** (as in donkey, mule, horse, nag)in the NBA.
My grand daddy had an old mule that looked just like him.
laugh out LOUD at swami, be happy, and co.
you guys having me choking on lunch!
i dont like to hate on people unless they were asking for it or had it coming, and this fool def. was doing both so yeah…carry on! ahahaha
anyway, women should respect themselves and stay away from *****holes like this. i would rather be single than with some dude who cant see the beauty in others and only sees it in himeself. tsk
WHAT THE FU** with all those gums that negro has the nerve to say he’s “attractive”, as a young black woman i wouldn’t even blink if he walked by. That quote is past laughable it’s just simply sad. And FYI Kobe will always be the attractive king of the NBA, Peace n Love from the UK
Cc
Like I said before
I guess we all agree to disagree with him.
Excluding hoe’s they just don’t count anymore
YOU DONT COUNT YOU HAVE NO STANDARDS!
I can’t be brought! I have my own money and independence
This here is priceless- you got to come with stuff you cant purchase- not so easy for you shallow, basics. A bentley dont mean ***** to me
How many of you can say the same? I’m sure only a few, some will lie and others….. wells they know what they are
Too many of you lot’s ambition in life is to find someone else to sponge off- Tramps!
Make your own or are you not capable?
and for crying out loud don’t be proud of being a parasite
Nicca can’t even play…At least he if he could ball, that gotta be worth somethin….He aint even an All Star
Sorry, just finished laughing at this idiots comments about himself, obviously the intellegent part of him ran down his mother’s leg!It is enough to turn a woman gay!!!! give me a sick bag. I suppose he has to love himself, without the money I would not even give him to my dog with a scabby *****!!!
daaaaaaaammmn that’s cold
Of course it is cold, the man don’t need no loving, he does it all my himself!!! New meaning to DIY!!
And I bet he’s the dude checking out ***** sizes in the locker room too with those extra juicy Crisco lips…
And somebody give this boy a hot comb to run through those naps on his chest…
he cant be serious!! is that more gums than teeth i see!! they want you for your money and not your looks!! lets be real!!!
every time i see this, i just can’t believe the gall of this fool! swollen rotten crotch mouf! pubes up to his throat! gross!
….and I’m modest too. wtf,…bucky beaver? Somebody really need to pull this boy coat
PLEEZ! He looks like a chocolate Mr. Ed who is badly need of a manicure and dentist. Step aside count chocula.
Right dude, whateever!Who is he anyways?
Cornball!
HOES WITH NOOO…. STANDARDS…. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
i wouldn’t pizz on his ugly azz if he was on fire!
This ***** average as hell….wit all that damn taco meat on his chest. GTFOH!
wow… this is what happens when brothas get money and don’t know how to act….
Looking like any other guy walking down the street… I definitely wouldn’t put in the effort of chasing this one anywhere, not even trying to hate…
Beside, he might be decent enough aesthetically, but over-*****iness is definitely NOT one of the things that all women want!
Neon negro has more hair on his chest than he does on his head. But I digress. I secretly wish I had a man with 1970’s chest hair to lay with on his bearskin rug and drink Riunite on ice while listening to Curtis Mayfield on his 8-track. We can look at all of the fine artwork in his place – the buttnaked brotha and sista with the big afros embracing each other. I will ask him what his sign is and I will tell him my sign (Stop on the cusp of Do Not Disturb). The smell of Black Love incense burns in the air. He runs his fingers through my equally m*****ive mound of pubic hair (ouch, Damon, take your ring off next time) as my fuzzy pink taco slides down his taco meat hair chest in utter ecstasy. “Oooh, Damon. Don’t stop, big daddy.” And he replies, “Whhhhhhhheeeeeeeee.” Damn, what a roll in the hay. Literally.
LMAO @ the wonky eye aka the Lucy Liu aka the Lisa Ling aka the Brandy Norwood. Don’t they have a laser that fixes that? “How many fingers am I holding up?”
I this guy serious with Mr. Ed’s teeth in his mouth??? I hope not!!!!!
Is this guy serious with Mr. Ed’s teeth in his mouth???? I hope not!!!!
IF HE REALLY READ THESE COMMENTS, I WOULD THINK THERE IMPORT..U KNOW HOW THE NBA HAS THE M.V.P AWARDS..FOR HIM THEY NEED TO HAVE THE U.T.P.A (THE ULGIEST TEAM PLAYER AWARD) SINCE HE SO SURE OF HIMSELF…HE WOULD DEF. GET IT..I
M NOT THE ONE TO TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BUT THIS BOY IS SPECIAL..AND HE SAID HE’S RICH, TAKE SOME OF THAT MONEY AND FIX HIS GRILL, I THOUGHT DIDDY WAS UGLY…BUT DIDDY’S THE MAN UP AGAINST HIM…PLEASE LET HIM READ THIS..HONESTLY
Riiiiight…with those horse teeth (and probably horse breath) and gorilla chest hair..ALL the women will be after him!
*sings* Boot…sneaker…boot…sneaker.
Now I have no idea what men in Cleveland look like, but if he’s the best they have to offer…LADIES YA’LL NEED TO MOVE or become lesbians. His teth look like they were hammered into his head. He sort of looks like a bootleg Michael Bivens from Bell Biv DeVoe.
wow not with them gums, whack a$$ smile and that taco meat chest hair..this ***** needs to go somewhere..nexxxxtttt!!
Not being a pro basketball fan I immediately thought when I clicked next page and the image appeared “Who is this funny looking cat with the big ***** teeth?” My bad. He gives himself way too much credit.
Negro please!!!
his ***** is gay. any man that wants a woman to pursue him everytime there is something wrong. from what i know MEN love the hunt.and are serious about women who are not so damn easy. white girls can have him
my what big teeth you have…the better to talk that dumb sh*t
Boy, how we’ve changed our tune. Damon when your butt was sitting on the bench, you were crying
” Trade me”. We’ll Lebron will be back soon, and your butt will be back on the bench; where you belong, waiting your turn. OH ! you have gengivitis. Start flossing and brushing your teeth twice a day and in about two weeks those swollen red gums will go down !!
FIRST AND FOREMOST BUDDY…YOU ARE NOT AS FINE AS U THINK U R… ESPECIALLY WITH THOSE BIG ***** TEETH AND GUMS…AND THE FUNKY HAIRY LOOKING CHEST… NEED TO SHAVE THAT BROTHER… I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY U MAKE… WHAT KIND OF CAR U DRIVE… WHAT TEAM U PLAY…BECAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY U ARE STILL AN UGLY FULLY OF MYSELF CHARACTER…STOP SMILNG, TAKE CARE OF YOUR TEETH, SHAVE YOUR CHEST… THEN MAYBE U WILL GET MORE CONFIDENCE…I SEE Y U DON’T APPROACH WOMEN….IM A FEMALE…AND IF U APPROACHED ME I DON’T CARE WHAT U MAKE OR UR OCCUPATION… U WILL GET TURNED DOWN!!!
Damon Jones… Please!!….. Allen Iverson, maybe!