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Russell Simmons

Check out Uncle Russ out on the beach in Miami looking like he’s allergic to pushups.  He’s rich and apparently, that’s all that matters.

A couple more if you can manage the effort…

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Comments

  • bmore chick

    He looks fine to me..im mean he is old…lol

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is repping Wyoming because Colonel said someone has to...

    I swear I’ve seen this picture before…

  • jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month but she repping Montana -God's Country)

    Um,…. NO.

  • Colonel Stinkmeaner(I'm reppin South Dakota baby...why...beacuse if I don't...who the hell will?...and where the hell is South Dakota???)

    ….that’s how I’m built….

  • CandyGirl

    Uncle Russ is… Uncle Russ. He’s looking good for his age.

  • Scoobie

    *Uncle

    yeah, it’s 5:44 am… so what if I can’t spell this early.

  • DA CROUP

    Dat nicca need to get on dem sit-ups ASAP!

  • bronzedasian

    he looks good to me

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is repping Wyoming because Colonel said someone has to...

    No…I HAVE seen this picture before. MANY times…

  • jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month but she repping Montana -God's Country)

    What’s up Scoobie!!!

  • jb_1030 (No Amber Rose shoes this month but she repping Montana -God's Country)

    Wasn’t he in Miami when these pictures came out wiht the black model chick?

  • Scoobie

    @ jb_1030

    Good Morning *waving*! Girl, I am trying to wake from the most peaceful slumber I have had since the time change.

    @ Re

    Good morning m’Lady!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is repping Wyoming because Colonel said someone has to...

    Hey Scoob!

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re is repping Wyoming because Colonel said someone has to...

    @Pimpin Willie

    Hey darlin!

  • Luv-Lee

    Sigh…put your shirt back on NOW!!!

  • kahmmillion

    All them thirsty birds see when they look at him is money.

  • Adrienne

    Ummm, I agree with you Kahmmillion. No one looks at how Russ looks, they just see dolla bills…..I know I would and I’m not a bird. And if any chick says otherwise they’re lying bc if Russ wanted to put anyone on you’d jump at the chance. Shyt, the recession is real

  • Luv-Lee

    @ Adrienne
    Ummm, I agree with you Kahmmillion. No one looks at how Russ looks, they just see dolla bills…..I know I would and I’m not a bird. And if any chick says otherwise they’re lying bc if Russ wanted to put anyone on you’d jump at the chance. Shyt, the recession is real
    ——————————
    LMAO!!! Thats a scary thought. Are times really THAT hard??? Can you imagine opening your eyes, looking up and seeing him with the f@ck face??? Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

  • Scoobie

    @ Luv-Lee

    Thanks for making me feel better.

    *jumping up and down*

    I’m going to see The Rock…I’m going to see The Rock…I’m going to see The Rock!

  • Ermy Erm is bored already...supercalafrajalisticexpialadocious

    *barf* @ Russell. you would neva know he looked so unkempt when you see him dressed in his midlife crisis gear

  • Pimpin Willie Dynamite Supertight (Loafer Game Is Flu)

    @Re is repping Wyoming because Colonel said someone has to…

    @Pimpin Willie

    Hey darlin!

    Hey Baby!!!🙂

  • Glok9n: The real glok !!!

    WILLIE PIMP! …LT! YOU IN COMMAND PIMP, I SALUTE YOU….I MUST MOVE ON PLAYER, MY STALKER IZ STILL STALKING!!! HOLLA AT A PLAYA!

  • Adrienne

    @ Luv Lee

    Girl, not having any debt or a any financial strains will make you feel better in 2.2 seconds. Just close your eyes…..lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/gazfynest *DaPlusSize*Diva

    no it doesnt. ugly is foeva, money is fleeting and in a couple years it wont mean squat in this economy
    __________________________________

    LOL at “ugly is forever” ha ha….I don’t know y thats so hard for people to understand

  • Ummmmmm....

    The bead necklace is not doing it Russ.

    I still see that puny chest and Buddha belly…

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