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For what they are, the shots look good…but you know her ass is not that smooth.

Is this all she can do?

Now she’s a blonde too.??

sheesh

Oh, oh, oh…FIRST. hehehehe

The body is RIGHT based on these pics. She could use a head transplant, but thumbs up to everything from the neck down.

Judging from the articles that will be featured, they had to put her on the cover.

She is really stunning.. She looks so hot in that pictures. BTW, have u guys seen her on a millionaire site MeetRich,com? I heard of this around the internet.

This chick still showing her ass? I guess we all have to pick our legacy…

@ WOL

STFU STFU STFU STFU & OH YEAH STFU.

Damn what happened to her album… lol guess it’s back to sellin dat azz!!!

i respected her before because she seemed like although she had the ass, she wasn’t going to showcase it like an average video hoe.

but i was WRONG. it just took some time.

this deserves a ‘when the checks stop coming in’ title.

Lol…smh@deelishis…Her body is on point I can’t even lie on her in that stance. I just find it crazy that she made a big statement about this being the last thing she wants to be because she wanted to be a role model for her daughter…but I guess flavor flav money ran out and she needs to be kept as relevant cause the rumpshaker video didn’t make it anywhere past uncut…what a sad contradiction…she’s a pretty lady though.

such a waste of talent! cuz she can actually sing.

I don’t like seeing ass all the time…but at least hers’ is authentic!!! Some have it, others don’t (and that’s o.k.)!

we came we saw it was ok NEXT…

right is this all she has to offer.. As Black Women we need to do better!!

her body looks good in that picture

Serious Sister

we came we saw it was ok NEXT

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LMMFAO

her body looks great in these pix…I’ve always thought she was pretty so its alll gee

i hope she does something more than show her azz though…

i mean i hope her goals in life are more than just showing her azz..lol

a$$ and tit-tay’s the make the world go round huh?

hiya drock….

DID SOMEBODY SAY TIT-TAYS??? WHAT UP B. MAMA!!!

oh nothing….we gots to find a way for u to come and chill with “us” again tho

(wink, wink)

DROCK!!

(IN MONIQUE’S VOICE)

HEY!!

Didn’t know she had the stance prior too. Money is dangerious thing…will make you quickly forget who you are.

jay

@ WOL

STFU STFU STFU STFU & OH YEAH STFU.

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And that goes ditto for me!!

THIS WOMAN HERE!!! SHE GOONA NEED A WALKER FOR HER ASS TO SIT ON WHEN SHE 50….STOP (PICK UP ASS) DROP(ON WALKER) AND ROLL!!

LOL

CubaLinda

jay

@ WOL

STFU STFU STFU STFU & OH YEAH STFU.

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And that goes ditto for me!!

………………………….

MEE TOO!!

FAW? why u speakin in monique’s voice?

LMAO

are you hungry?

F.A.W. WHAT IN THE HORROR FILM HELL CHILD??????

If it wasn’t for the airbrushing she would look like the typical BURN UNIT PATIENT she has burn marks all over her from a car accident. she really ain’t that hot.

JAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for my card, babes!

i have a dream that deelicious will cover that ass and used her other “talent”….her voice.

I have a dream that Will and Jada will swap clothes at last!

I Stay SMH

FAW? why u speakin in monique’s voice?

LMAO

are you hungry?

—————–YEAH BUT NOT ‘THAT’ HOOONGRY…LOL

Lady Architect – I agree.

It’s a shame she’s doing that because she can actually sing. I guess the industry can’t see past her ass and she didn’t force them too.

To me that shows no work ethic & I thought more of her from how she spoke on never doing that or bringing shame to her daughter. Then she would be at a few parties looking like she got passed around.

Good thing she’s on a magazine cover instead of under somebody’s covers.

Did someone say “When the checks stop coming in?”

i have a dream that tyra would finally find a man

U KNOW SHE WANT A WOMAN 504!!!

MTW is giving out awards?

DROCK

F.A.W. WHAT IN THE HORROR FILM HELL CHILD??????

————————————————-YOUR BLIND DATE…LOL!!!!

I have a dream that Cassie will stop Effin and finally get a track

WHAT…..DON’T I LOOK HOT???? DON’T HATE ON THE BLONDE HAIR EITHER…

even though some think i’m not funny

I have a dream that Lil Bow wow will grow

@ I Stay SMH – Your very welcome just wanted to let ya know I was thinking of you. What up FAW, 504, DROCK??

HI YA JAY KY BABY.. CHECK YOUR MYSPACE

I have a dream that Lauren Hill, Bobby brown, Amy Winehouse, Brittany Spears, and Jus Another Opinion will put the rocks down!

I have a dream that baby and weezy will stop frontin and just get married already…no homo

JAY.OHH I SEE YOU DID…..NOW I NEED TO CHECK MINESSSSSSSSSSSSS..LOL

what it dew jay !

I have a dream that we ALL can make it rain on them hoes…

I HAVE A DREAM THAT REMY WILL RETIRE THEM BLONDE BANGS IN 08…(but she will replace them with burgundy)

LMAO @ BAM, ISSMH, DROCK

I HAVE A DREAM THAT RUSSEL SIMMONS WILL FINALLY ADMIT THAT HE’S THE INSPIRATION FOR THE CHARACTER YODA.

haloscan…cosign!

I have a dream that Beyonce will retire the gold wardrobe and mama tina will PUT DOWN the bedazzler

I HAVE A DREAM THAT HOE’S ERRYWHERE WILL KNOW WHEN TO SIT.THEY.ASSES.DOWN WITHOUT BEING TOLD…

I HAVE A DREAM THAT BABY AND WEEZY WOULD PUT FLESH COLORES BAND-AIDS ON EVRERY ONE OF THEIR TATOO’S (AND LET ME TAKE A PICTURE FOR LAUGHS)

I HAVE A DREAM THAT SHAR JACKSON WOULD FINALLY GET ANOTHER ACTING JOB & BE KNOWN ONCE AGAIN AS AN ACTRESS & NOT A BABY MOMMA!

YODAAAAA….(I SEE IT)

LMAO @ 504!!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOMEBODY WILL BUY MOMMA TINA A DIFFERENT COLOR LIP STICK FOR CHRISTMAS

I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOLANGE WILL GO BACK TO WALMART..CAUSE THEY DO BETTER THAN HER

I have a dream that the Miami Dolphins will win a DAMN GAME!

@Soul Cry

AND YOU NO THIS MAYAN!!

2 SHOT MINIMUN PER CUP…..

BRING YOUR DOUBLE CUP MUG!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT CIARA WILL FIND HER REAL MOMMA & WILL NOT BE DIAPPOINTED THAT SHE IS WANDA SYKES

I have a dream that macho will learn english

Can I just say…the only BLACK female who looks absolutely stunning with blonde hair is Mary J Blige!! Any other BLACK female with blonde hair just looks a hot mess!! Sorry Ladies!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT BAM & RUBIE MAE WILL STOP TRYING TO TURN POSTS INTO SPORTS CENTER LOL

SUE!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT WHEN MICHAEL VICK DROP THE SOAP, HE WON’T GET BIT IN THE ASS (PIT-BULL STYLE) BY BIG RAY RAY JENKINS…

I like Deelishis n all. Don’t get me wrong, I know the men Luv it. But Imma need D to stop showing her body 24/7 and show us a little more of what she got in her head…BRAINS! The booty shots are going to get old.

I just had a conversation about this. Deelishis seemed to be the most promising I am alittle tired of her always taking shots with her clothes off. She was the winner and living a Bootz and Buckee status. I love NY lost and she is doing Tv appreances and then some we have not seen her do a booty shot yet. Get it together Deelishis.

I HAVE A DREAM THAT AKON’S SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS WILL BE FOUND

O yes…..thank good for Photoshop & airbrushing!!

They look like they gave her a little something “extra” in that last shot. Her ass doesn’t look that juicy in the bask shot before that.

They mine as well draw cartoons into magazines now with all of the tricks they pull. Soon they won’t need models, just a computer…

HAVE A DREAM THAT CIARA WILL FIND HER REAL MOMMA & WILL NOT BE DIAPPOINTED THAT SHE IS WANDA SYKES

(u aint right)

HEY!!!! I MADE THT UP!!!:(

IMMA SUR DROCK FOR PLAGGERIZING

WHAT U TALKIN BOUT F.A.W. (said with lips pushed to one side)

@FineAsWine

Always prepared. Good lookin’ out.

LOL @ 504…but they do need to win a game…it disgrace

Amen Lili…when will BLACK women ever learn?

Its heart breaking really!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT PEPA WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KNIFE AGAIN

I have a dream that in 2008 some real black entertainers will step up to put out some quality movies & music. Then we can put all the watch my reality show, buy my crap, look at my big ass & titties, I can three baby mommas, and I’ll do anything to get paid entertainers will go back to working at McDonalds where they belong.

I HAVE A DREAM THAT DAMON JONES WILL REALIZE HE LOOK LIKE MICHAEL BIVINS (which ain’t no compliment)

WHAT ARE THESE DUMB ASS WOMEN GOING TO LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY GET 50 AND UP! A DAMN MESS! SO I GUESS THEY HAVE TO FLAUNT IT WHILE THE GETTING IS GOOD!LOL

I have a dream that Ms. New York will find a damn man already…jeez

I HAVE A DREAM HAT LIL KIM & MICHAEL JACKSON WILL MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT & PULL OFF THEIR FACES & SAY “GOTCHA !!!! HAHAHA WE WERE JUST PLAYING YA’LL, THESE ARE MASKS”

I have a dream that T.I. will eat some food

I HAVE A DREAM OMARION & JERMAINE D WILL BE RETIRED RACEHORSE JOCKEYS

504okaay

I HAVE A DREAM HAT LIL KIM & MICHAEL JACKSON WILL MAKE A PUBLIC ANNOUCEMENT & PULL OFF THEIR FACES & SAY “GOTCHA !!!! HAHAHA WE WERE JUST PLAYING YA’LL, THESE ARE MASKS”

LMMFAO

i can’t play with ya’ll too much drama

@Bahama Mama

I have a dream that Ms. New York will find a damn man already…jeez

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I HAVE A DREAM THAT NEY YORK WILL HAVE A EYE LIFT….

AND MUZZLE REDUCEMENT

I HAVE A DREAM THAT COCO CAN TAME ‘THEM TOES’ AND PUT THEM IN SOME LOOSER PANTS!!

LMAO @ TRINA

I have a dream that John Legend will wear bigger pants

I HAVE A DREAM THAT NY WILL STOP ACTING LIKE SHE’S MAKING A HARD DECISION BY ELIMINATING SOME OF THE NUGGAS

I have a dream these millionaire dating bastards will get the f*ck outta here!!! {and take UnkleKrakka with them!!}

I HAVE A DREAM SISTER PATTERSON WILL REVEAL HER SCALP

DAMN CUBA, I HAD THAT SAME DREAM…..SPOOOOOOOKY

LOL 504EVASTOOPID

I HAVE A DREAM THAT J-LO REMEMBER J-LO DONT LIVE HERE ANYMORE AND GIVE UP

I have a dream that Jim Jones would endorse Irish Springs

I have a dream that we(ladies) will get some nice handsome men for those who would u hit post…

If yall need some guys….Holla @ me, lol

LOL @ISSMH

I have a dream that Superhead will upgrade her brains and NOT her brain

hehe @ jimmy

stank azz…lol

I have a dream that Jackie-O will realize that blond hair nor blue eyes were not intended for her

I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE JACK DANIELS TRUCK DELIVER FREEBE CASES TO ME EVERYDAY JUS CAUSE I AM SO EFFN HOT!1

I have a dream that Alicia Keys will realize that her fans will still have love for her outside of the closet

I have a dream that Naomi Campbell and Foxxy realize cell phones are made for talking not throwing

I have a dream that the dolphin Diddy jacked for his teeth, will get his due justice!

B. MAMA…I’LL TAKE SOME WILL DEMPS, DWANE (the rock)& AMISTAD (desmond somthing??)

I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE GOVERMENT WILL GIVE ME A NEW S.S# CAUSE I GOT BILLS!!

LOL

FineAsWine

I HAVE A DREAM THAT THE JACK DANIELS TRUCK DELIVER FREEBE CASES TO ME EVERYDAY JUS CAUSE I AM SO EFFN HOT!1

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co-sign

except insert Johnnie Walker Black, where jacks is

I have a dream that Bobby Brown, 1/2 of jodeci, 1/3 of tony, toni, tone, and 1/3 of Guy would NOT just be a recipe for crack stew but ALSO be a national tour

Baltimore!

I have a dream that Beyonce will retire the gold wardrobe and mama tina will PUT DOWN the bedazzler

—-DEAD——

I have a dream that Keyshia Coles would just legally change her name to Mary J. Blige

LOL at Cuba’s dream

have a dream that Bobby Brown, 1/2 of jodeci, 1/3 of tony, toni, tone, and 1/3 of Guy would NOT just be a recipe for crack stew but ALSO be a national tour

CRACK STEW….

*************DEAD************

LMMFAO @ ISSMH

I have a dream that Akon be released back into the wild! Ne-yo back into the sea! And OJ back into the arms of white america!

THENA BEANA!!!! hi-lo

LOL @tlatrice…i’m jus saying he kinda skinny..

I HAVE A DREAM THAT SOMEONE PUSH BRANDY EYES CLOSER AND GIVE HER SOME “CLEAREYE” DROPS

I have a dream that Star Jones will let Al out of that sham they call a marriage…

I HAVE A DREAM THAT I LUV NEW YORK AND HER “GORILLA IN THE MIST” MAMA WILL GET HOOK UP ON BEY’S LACE FRONT GAME…

I have to say one thing..Atleast she can shut up the people who say Jlo has a ghetto booty

OMG, I’m ROFLMAO, I had to shut my office door. Y’all are hilarious!! My eyes are tearing and I swear I don’t want my liquid liner to smudge.

LMAO @ I had a dreams

I have a dream that Kanye West will realize that blinds were made for windows NOT glasses!

i like skinny men. every skinny man i’ve ever been with was very…well endowed.

It’s like God said “since you don’t have the eye candy, imma give you the ‘hard’ candy.

and he got big feet too! giiiiirrrrrrl…

yep, T.I. lil’ skinny ass can prolly put it down! LOL!!!

these ‘dreams’ are killin’ me! crack stew?!?! ya’ll gon’ get me fired for laughing out loud in here!

I HAVE A DREAM…I SAY, UHH I HAVE A DREAM, UH THAT R- KELLY BE ORDERED TO PUT ON A MUZZLE AND DICKYBOOTY CUFFS FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE AND WRIST BRACELETS TO ALERT THE POLICE WHEN HE REACHES OUT FOR CHILDREN!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT R. KELLY WILL BE IN JAIL WRITING CHAPTERS 30 – 89 OF TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET….AND WILL RELEASE 6 RE-MIXES, 5 COLABOS, AND 6 ALBUMS…

I have a dream that mike jordans ex wife wanna adopt me…no really that was my dream…lol

I see ya’ll choppin it up early!!

F.A.W. HOW WE BOTH WRITING ON KELLZ??(get out of my head!) (taking mediction)…

I have a dream that lacyd go straight to hell for that gravvy

LACYD…IM CALLING CHILD SERVICES!!!!!

that is a wild gravie lacyd

uh oh…go head cubalinda

kim kardashian eat your fake ass heart out beyotch……….

I HAVE A DREAM THAT LACD STOP LETTIN THAT BABY SMOKIN HER TWEED SO EARLY IN THE DAY!!

WATCH YA CHILLEREN GURL!!LOL

what a banger! Women are such hater right?? cause for what it is worth she is on point!!! If you gonna do it do it right and she is right all the way through! DAYUM

LOL @ Cuba

I have a dream that that superman ish was just a dream

yes?

Yes, it is as if i have a thing for cute animals that kill and babies that deal.

DROCK .U NO WEZ TWINS!!

lacyd

my dad took several pics of my son when he was 15 months old with a black and mild and i thought THAT was bad cuz my son was posin’ with it like he’d just won the lottery! LOL!!!

but u got me beat chil’!!! too funny!

You all are out of your minds today! I checked the daily Booty post from yesterday and it was up in the 400′s! I’m tired of talkin’ about and seeing Booties. I don’t give a damn what Dee and Angel do with their butts.

Big butts are gonna be EVERYWHERE soon. First, the boobs,then the lips, now the butts, what’s next….

I have a dream that lil mama will forever be known as Lil papa

No Bmama! I’m still Supermanning! That’s a movement I skrongly believe in.

And issmh, u wrong for talkin’ about Ne-yo in the land under the sea. Real wrong.

tlatrice,

Oh that’s not my child, it’s Amy Winehouse’s.

LOL it is funny that we r in a booty post again…no homo

WELL I GUESS IMMA BRING MEDIOCORE ASS BACK…LOL

and lil mama has a dream that she will be the spokesperson for lip smackers. ok, that was corny. sorry :/

i told ya’ll i always know how to find you! Haning out in asses!

hanging

LOL @ thena… damn superman’n…

BMAMA SHUT THE HELL UP DONT START ME WITH THE NO HOMO…BEFORE I WHIP YOUR HINNY.NO HOMO

ya’ll are too funny.

I WONDER HOW MUCH LINT GETS TRAPPED IN THOSE BIG’OLE ASSES…LOL

where is mrs. david banner?? and the sissy cat??

i know, bmama, we have some kinda fetish, eh? We are derrier experts.

And Deelishis (sp.)graduated college Summa Gluteus Maximus.

I HAVE A DREAM THAT TIGAR WOODS WOULD COME OVER AND BITE DOWN MY TREE FOR A BOWL OF YAK-A-MEE…LOL

Faw guess what?? I lurves YOU….

…..

….

….No HOMO

lacyd

well, then i understand. po’ baby need something to help him cope. wtf is wrong wit’ HER?!?!

LOL @ thena beana…

^^^ wtf????

BMAMA I LUVVS YOU TOOOOOOOOO…..

WHOA…*shocked look on face*

I had a dream that Mia X from No limit would sit on my face and fart while i snif her booty hole!!!

ATHENA ,,MY BAD HEY GIRL!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT DROCK AND ATHENA START CLAIMING US MORE OFTEN AND STOP DROPPIN IN JUST FOR THE I MISS YOU HUGS!!!

*thinks to self ain’t it fecal matter, but that’s beside the point*

I am almost afraid to comment. She showed some sense on Flava of Love. I actually f*cks with her.

I HAVE A DREAM THAT MARC ANTHONY WILL REPORT BACK TO HIS RAT FAM

all righty then

see why u can’t have no fun round here??

I am serious, FineAsWine be straight lunchin LMAO!!!!

I had a dream that Bahama Mama Brushed her teeth and then used scope last night!!!

^^LOL@MIA

I HAVE A DREAM THAT 50 WILL JUST ADMIT IT AND START WALKIN LIKE HIS DADDY AND COMMENCE WITH DRAGGIN HIG KNUCKLES..ON THE GROUND!!

She is a pretty woman but we alllll no those pics had hella work done to them. She has strech marks HELLA! but she did lose alot of weight and tone up. But what happen to that Respectable woman that was on FOL

I had a dream that all of the hoes that be postin on boosip are fat and smell like pickle pigs feet!!!

I HAVE A DREAM THAT CIARRA WILL START CALLIN AND CLAIMING HER MAMA WANDA SIKES AGAIN AND STOP FRONTIN

Ya know, there’re always a few a-holes who will try to mess up a good thing.

I have a dream that all the cyber psychos would really get their minds right and remember to take their meds on a regular.

I have a dream that in spite of the shots of Patron and mojitos that I intend to “drank” at our office party this afternoon, I’ll not look like Amy Winehouse when the pictures come out on Monday.

Have a great weekend all…

LAWDY!!!

To be P.C.

She showed more self respect than the other craizes on Flava of Love, I have no ill words for her, I only have love for her. No Homo. DANG!!

I guess a battle of the booty is in the works….

lucky strike

I had a dream that Bahama Mama Brushed her teeth and then used scope last night!!!

nah, Listerine freshburst…

@Fineaswine

I had a dream that you used baby wipes instead of tissue to clean your funky booty hole last night, but then i woke up and realized that this was not true!!

@Just Sit And Be Pretty

I had a dream that you were in the new PCJ commercial, but then I looked at your gravatar and realized that it was only a dream!!!

Too many comments to read, y’all….what’s going on?? lol

LOL @ just sit

you should see my pics from last year! LMMFAO

Tx.!!!!

we was having dreams….lol just read the ones from us…hell we where the only ones commenting for a while….

shawday say whats your price

i did not know she could sang

LOL @ 504

Why burger kings fries taste so BAD when the get cold??

Why the get cold so damn quick??

I guess this is what a low budget ho have to do keep that 15 min going

I HAVE A DREAM THT SNOOP DO SUMTIN WIT THOSE EFFN PLAT..MAYBE THE WINDMILL OR ISH

PLATS..OOPS

I HAD A DREAM THAT START JONES HEAD SHRUNK

I thouhgt her name was star jones!

I had a dream that you finished 3rd grade!!

FineAsWine

I HAVE A DREAM THAT CIARRA WILL START CALLIN AND CLAIMING HER MAMA WANDA SIKES AGAIN AND STOP FRONTIN

^^^^^

I HAVE A DREAM THAT FAW WOULD SNAP OUT THIS OLD FOLKS STAGE & REALIZE I HAD THAT DAMN DREAM ALREADY !!

B’mama I hate ALL fries cold!

Potatoes, except for those of baked ancestry, are not meant to be COLD! It burns my biscuits just thinking of it! lol

I HAVE A DREAM THAT FISH COULD FLY, AND BIRDS CAN SWIM, AND SOMEONE FIX THE FACE ON LIL KIM!!

lucky strike

I HAD A DREAM THAT START JONES HEAD SHRUNK

I thouhgt her name was star jones!

I had a dream that you finished 3rd grade!!

^^^^

I HAD A DREAM THAT SOMEBODY CARED ABOUT YOU.

My Christmas wish: That FAW would stop drinking in the mornings and produce COMPLETE and COHERENT statements lol. That is all.

Please santa.

I HAD A DREAM THAT TX STOP TALKING LIKE GRANDMA MOSES

txshawty

My Christmas wish: That FAW would stop drinking in the mornings and produce COMPLETE and COHERENT statements lol. That is all.

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A HA! lol lol

@JustSit~ Dont leave baby girl this ones for u…

I have a dream that JustSit and the real/fake MJB- will stop going at it like RemyMan & Lil Kim!!

{did sumbody have that dream already, if so then maybe its not a dream for me, just de ja vu…}

You know I love you JustSit- no homo!!

I KNOW I WILL HAVE A NIGHTMARE WITH FAW’S GRAAVIES CHASING ME DOWN A DARK ALLEY

TXS,, I AM NOT DRINKING YET,

BUT AFTER 6 MEET ME HERE AND SEE WHAT YOU GET!!!LOL

(i just get key tap happy trynna keep up)

EFF TXS FORNOT UNDERSTANDING WHAT I BE A TRYNNA TA SAY…LOL

@CubaLinda

YOU HAD THAT DREAM TOO………AND YOU LL THE WAY IN CUBA???!! LOL

I think she looks good I wish that was my rear!

txshawty

My Christmas wish: That FAW would stop drinking in the mornings and produce COMPLETE and COHERENT statements lol. That is all.

ahahahahahahahaaa

that soulja boy a$$ is sent to iraq and supaman on the afghans and see who will crank that pistol on him lmao. Yes yes oh I have another dream that any woman over 21 I said any woman 21 still going to the club ( yall dont hear me) I said going to the club dressed in there childrens clothing (hah) should be spade and nurtured

*DEAD*

I had a dream that i was on top of 504notokay (homo)!!!

CHILI

I think she looks good I wish that was my rear!

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YOU’D HAVE TO BUY A BIG A BIG ASS TOILET!!LOL

FAW…oddly, I DO be understanding you…except with the acronym game you just BUST out and play lol

YEAH I SAID IT TWICE

hehehe @ the newbie that soulja boy ish was FUN-E!!!

he’ll get YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU all right… in the back of a cave!!

lololololol i had to do it maybe that would get rid of his a$$ lol

FAW u r 2 funny!!

lol @ mrssexcee1…WHY does soulja boy have like a myspace/facebook profile thing on his website, and them lil girls be tryna be his ‘soulja girl’.

I’m like Alright, there’s more to life than looks lol…who wants to talk to somebody on the phone when all they can say is ‘da da da da da da da’??

At least this ass looks normal. AT LEAST!

I HAVE A DREAM, THAT “mrssexcee1 oUT n About Cuzn Mischief / itz a Celebration Bytches!!!! YESSS!” IS REALLY NOT A NEWBIE CAUSE AIN’T NO NEWBIE CAN HAVE A DREAM SO SPECTACULAR

I HAVE A DREAM THAT MJB WILL TAKE OFF THAT WIG AND GIVING HER REAL HAIRS NO MO DRAMA

lolool im sorry but i dont like him i dont care what his stans say i guess its my age creeping up on me but come on if i ever met a guy and he ever approaches me saying. hey lil mommma i want youuuuuu and a N&&& like me wanna supasoak you hoe lmao by the time he pick up his lip off the floor ill be gone lmao lmao

I HAVE A DREAM THAT OZONE & TURBO WOULD GRANT MY WISH FOR BREAKIN’ 3 – POPLOCKIN IN DA SKREETS

yes im a newbie

LAWDY!!!! LMAO

lmao at ppl still on topic AND who said anything bad??

I HAVE A DREAM THAT PATTI LABELLE WOULS BRING BACK THE FAN HAIR. SO 504, DROCK, ISSMH, 80 RUB, MTW, PCF,BMAMA,AND TXS COULD BRING THIER SESSY BACK!!

WOULD….LOL

I have a dream these male posters will stop tryn to take us back to the topic of Deelishis a$$ and let us keep having these damn unrealted dreams!!

CORRECTION: UNRELATED

I HVE A DREAM THAT THE CULT JAM WILL COME BACK WITH THEIR JERI CURL JUICE…CAUSE WATER AINT CUTTIN IT ON MY KIDS SLIP AND SLIDE………..

CAN YOU LET YOUR SOULLLLLLL GLOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW,

JUST LET IT SHINE TOUGHOOOOOOOOO

JUST LET YOU SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLL BAYYYBAYYY OOH!!

I have a dream that Faw’s gravie will stick his eyes back in his head…eww*shudders*

I had a dream that ppl actually read what was posted DAMN!!! Keep the f*ck up!

Please change your name to “Newbie” much easier to say! LOL

MIA… ITS OK SOME PEEP ARE JUST A ‘LIL’SLOW

LOL@ ISSMH, i thought it u said it

I have a dream that they are closing our office early due to inclement weather…

oh….wait…

LATER BIATCHES!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LAWDYYY LAWDn FineAsWine

YEAH! mrssexcee1DHFWIERUHDQO;LHSDF NCVGHDR TFNFKLM A;LSFBCVDGFJHV SLMNBR’SPR ;DFLJGVNFHSEIKD,MVGTRJE WSA/DKF . JAH RE;DJF

WHY YOU HAVE TO HAVE SO MANY LETTERS….LMAO!!

Water on the slap and slide, I cant take it

ISSMH what weather? What the hell is going on outside

BMAMA I LIKE TO SEE BEHIND ME…I ALWAYS CATCH YO ASS STEALIN MY LUNCH!!

ISSMH – U already know what I’m a tell u….

lol @ ISSMH…and it’s shorter lol

FineAsWine

BMAMA I LIKE TO SEE BEHIND ME…I ALWAYS CATCH YO ASS STEALIN MY LUNCH!!

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damn that’s why these last few times i been getting moldy ass pb&J sandwiches…and stale chips…HMMMM

YOUR..OOPS………..SEE I BE KNOWIN WHAT I BE DOING

FineAsWine LOLOLOL i have so many letters because i am drinking on my lunch break ( pass the patron) lol

Fine as wine I have a dream I can sprinkle alittle crack on your body and blame it on crackhead tyrone lmao

(wiping chicken crumbs off mouth)

I HAVE A DREAM THAT:

mrssexcee1 oUT n About Cuzn Mischief / itz a Celebration Bytches!!!! YESSS!

WILL SHORTING UP THAT LONG ASSSSSS NAME…HOW WE POSSA SHOUT U OUT????? GOT PEOPLE TYPING HALF A PAGE WIT YOUR NAME…

I HAVE A DREAM THAT KFC HAD HONEY BBQ WINGS ON THEIR MENU…..UM…HOLD UP….I’LL BE BACK !

I HAVE A DREAM THAT WHEELEZZ WILL MAKE A SHOE FOR SENIOR CITIZENS TO HELP THEM MOVE A LIL FASTER…

@mrssexcee1 oUT n About Cuzn Mischief / itz a CelebrationBytchesSCNEOUILAJAniho;nscodcpohgpwrnugjnmnvhrtpndsnjdvnrktjofdsi;jhow;rhgggggggggggoej.sfeufj

I HAVE A DREAM THAT YOU USE ACCRONYMS….LOL

AND DONT WASTE NO GOOD CRACK ON ME SAVE IT FOR YOUR UNCLE BOOKIE…

SO HE STOP STEALIN FROM YOUR GRANDMA..LOL

DROCK hahaha i will lol I forgot its friday and we at work have short attention spans lolol

(IN FLAVS VOICE)

CROTCHY NOTCHY!!!

WHAT IT BE LIKE BOO!!

NOTCH! What it do!?

mrssexcee1 don’t even worry about that attention span I have it—{looks at nails} I need to get my nails dones….uh…what was I saying?? lol

Thats discusting! Her ass is horrible!

FineAsWine my uncle bookie is in rehab lol and tell your pimp claus Im tired of saving your a$$ from him Ho( starts dances to 36 mafia dont save her she dont wanna be saved dont save her she dont wanna be saved) No you not fine as wine your a$$ aged with time arent you 83????nobody drinks wine .we sip on that patronnnnn lmao im such an idiot . fine as wine your cool though and as for this pic of disfunctional i am not commenting on her im having fun making slavea slave dance (dance sambo dance)

I had a dream we could sit here all day and do this dream ish, until my boss walked in….

mrssexcee1 /itz a Celebration Bytches!!!! YESSS!FHOSDLAHSDLHF;SFDLHGS;DFGHFHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGFKLDS;IERPWUJFHLSDFJHO;AFH;S..

YOU COOL TOO WITH ME EVEN WITH ALL YOUR LETTERS……

TELL YOUR CRACKY ASS PEEPS I SAY NO THEY CANT BORROW MY CAR!!

She looks really good, I like the hair color on her.

lol..i had a dream that I had enuff money to get lunch..eff a non pay week…lol

well she does have a big butt, but her waist and thighs have been photoshopped. she was cool before but i guess its just BUSINESS.

Boy, she just showed it all!

otayy i welh( buck wheat voice) i sow will miss boss lady ( i go dance for u) maybe fine as wine is slava slaves muddah ( you tol harpo to beat me lmao lmao) dance fineas wine dance( puts fineaswine on string) you is my puppeet now shake a tailfeather lmaollmao im sorry i didnt eat yet

thanks txshawty i didnt eat yet im about tear into my chicken lmao

what a banger! Women are such hater right?? cause for what it is worth she is on point!!! If you gonna do it do it right and she is right all the way through! DAYUM

**************

I know right..shes a banger. These women kill me talking about they feel sorry for her daughter, but when a ni**a on hear wit a dyck print they get all hot.

too many comments. tl;dr

It looks good from the neck down. Get her a paper bag and I’d be ready to go!

lol @ killabeeswarm paperbag lololol your a friggin genuis but dont you have to recycle paper and plastic why you wanna recycle mrs disfunctional for ?lmao

Airbrush- on Flavor of Love her ass has so much celluite and dark spots..remember when she was on a boat in a bikini

I had a dream I didnt have to go to work today

it came true!

eff the rain when it 30degrees out.

LOL @ ‘look at me’…”dyck print”

I wanna go home now!!!!

@mrssexcee1 /itz a Celebration Bytches!!!! YESSS!dkshlhfulrehgfldkhgsordhfhjfsdlkhflhfl

IMMA TELL HARPO TO BEAT YOU…………

CAUSE ALL MY LIFE I HADS TO FIGHT!!!

AND I NEVER THOUGHT I HADS TO FIGHT IN MY OWN HOUSE!!

LITTLE LETTERS

LOL @ THAT GRAVATAR!!!!!!1

EFF URKEL’S SUSPENDERS

I have a dream they stop airbrushing booty…and show the all da real bumps and pimples on the tush

Im not paying you any mindlololololol or maybe i should pay you more than you make at your job lmao lmao lmao ( dodododododododododo dancing in circles like dave chapelle as the fawn) I gotta eat as a slim chick with a fat metabolism im gaining wait right as we speak lmao lmao lmao oh and oh look at me SHOW ME YOUR DYCK PRINT ( SHOW ME YOUR MONEY SHOT LOLOL HOPEFULLY YOUR A MALE SINCE EVERYONE ELSE IS SAYING IT NO HOMO LMAO LMAO LMAO ROFLMAO THAT ISSH WAS FUNNY LMAO0 LMAO AKA THE PINKMINK BASTARD LMAO im sorry i just got food thats why my letters are in caps lmao

I have a dream “mrs” loses her keyboard

I HAVE A DREAM THAT EV-ER-Y-BODY’S GAS WOULD SMELL LIKE JUICES AND BERRIES………AND NOT BURNT CHIT-LINS AND GUTTA WATER

I have a dream my gas stop smelling like chitlins and gutta water

@ Mr O Dot

Do you really think that the world can handle “da real bumps and pimples on the tush” ??

FineAsWine- class clown in high school??

Mr O Dot

I have a dream my gas stop smelling like chitlins and gutta water

…………………………

LETS PRAY

mick

sure, who doesnt wanna see all the lesions, craters, and mosquito bites on a fresh pair of cheekizzles?

real ass got less steps than Britney…that mean it aint stepped on, dig me???

Mick

FineAsWine- class clown in high school??

———————

HOW YOU KNOW!!?? AND WHO TOLD U!!

f.a.w,

sometimes it smell like Jhud’s armpits after a walk on the red carpet

@ Mr O Dot

SONETIMES DOES IT SMELL LIKE OLD RAW CHICKEN, AND DOG PISS

SOMETIMES…OOPS ODOT I WENT BLIND SMELLIN YOUR GAS

f.a.w,

hell no! that’s just sick!

i mean fresh, raw chiken and beyonce’s croth (after a concert)..yea….but dog piss? ew, no!

*crotch*

ps, the above “britney” line went over everyone’s heads

its friday bytches damn a non pay week ( cries inside)

These women kill me talking about they feel sorry for her daughter, but when a ni**a on hear wit a dyck print they get all hot.

_________________________________________________

Excuse me my man, you’ll need to insert a “no homo” disclaimer for that.

They photoshopped her pics to death. She has quite a bit of cellulite and they have erased it all!

Well, that’s one way to get rid it.

didn’t Melyssa Ford already do this photoshoot?

anyway, the photos look photoshopped. oh well. it could always be worse. it could always be that angel lola luv character and her hideous ass implants.

O DOT,

HEY SORRY NO OFFENSE, (SNIFFIN THE AIR AROUND ME) OK, I SMELL SARDINES AND GARLIC BREAD!

WHEN YOU START SMELLIN LIKE RED-BEANS AND RICE I MIGHT LET YOU CUDDLE WITH ME

FineAsWine

HOW YOU KNOW!!?? AND WHO TOLD U!!

**It comes too natural. Out of nowhere, with no rhyme nor reason. Pure, Uncut, RAW silliness and I’m lovin it!

LOL

@ mrssexcee1 /Want some grape drink Bytchess yes!!!

Talk to me when your PT pays you the same day your FT does.

combined: garlic-beans and sardine-rice

Check out the backswing on that porch!!!

garlic-beans and sardine-rice, mixed with raw chicken; after being wiped by Jhud’s armpits; and molested by beyonce’s crotch

I have a dream that I just didnt curse my realtor and lender out on the phone at work. . and LOUD at that!!

@ Mr O Dot

WHOA

I have dream that wont get you fired

mick i get paid next week lolol maybe i can lend you some money when your ebt card runs out LOL your lights in YOUR TRAILOR went out pay your bills DARKKKKNEESSS EVERYBODY DARRKNESS IS SPREADING LOL

I had a nightmare “mrs” didnt lose her keyboard

however,

LOL @ “when your ebt card runs out”

No worries, IT’s FRRIIIIIDAAAAY!!! My boss is on travel and the acting knows the deal. IT”S FFFFFFFRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIDDDAAAAAY!!! It’s Flex and Raine up on PGC and you know we do it big for the D dot C.

j/k lol me and mick going to do a driveby and spray dirty bytches with water. throw some zest at them hos lmao lmao

mr o dot didnt i tell your ass to shake it like a saltshaker ( dance dot dance) i had a dream i woke up next to dot in my bad and he actually look good lmao lmao

I HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A SURGEON..

DELISHIS HAS TO WORK WITH WHAT SHE’S GOT..

I WISH GOD GAVE ME SUCH A GREAT ASS… PLEASE!

Well I am good this week. I got paid today. But I will take you up on that offer on Monday. The money will be gone by then, BECAUSE IT”S FRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDAAAYYY!!! Time to be irresponible.

bed damnit how the hell i mess that one up lmao (dance sambo mrssexcee1 dance ) lol

I HAVE A DREAM THAT RED LOBSTER DELIVERED AND GAVE ME THE ULTIMATE DISH

mrs,

lol, it’ll take more than a dollar…i strip for 20′s !

supersoaking dirty tricks with my water hoes maybe i can do some gardening this weekend lol

MAaaNnn, no driveby, standby.

mr ho dot i will do you a favor and borrow 20 food stamps from your cuz puddingtang ( she saved dem for a rainy day dont know how to use an ebt card because she scurred when they swipe they will check her credit background lol and you better work for dem 20 food stamps maybe you can buy some food for your children

lol@ mick hoe down hoe down i repeat hoe down

HUBBY, iz u in here flirting???

*taps foot*

wife!

nooo, she hittin on me i swear!

child!

and she’s slightly retarded, so i dont know if i would even attempt loL

**** pauses ****** o dots outta of the closet , outta the closet omigod his brother brother brother brothha

Feeling yourself now huh *side eyes newbie* LOL

DAMN, ain’t that how it alwayz starts off…

nah baby nah….she just my friend…lol

me hit on you hah the only thing i can hit you with is a clue *(rolls on the floor while laughing gets up dust off arms , puts on lotion and turns the tv on)

oh my….

No matter the F8ck he does, he always comes out on top. GREAT Position! I have to fight to ride!

lOL…mrs more retarded than solange’s fashion sense

( starts to rap ohhh baby yoooooooooooooou u got what i neeeeed and you say shes just a friend . does the diddy shuffle uhuhuh take that take that bad girl lmao) oh nonyabizness who i am im entertaining myself its friday, getting off from work to go home and drink some grape drink bytches yes lmao

LOL @ Mr O Dot

mrs, more retarded than usher’s wedding

Two things:

1. Her butt is more proportionate to her body unlike that angel luv chick

2. I was surprised that such little amounts cloth allow these pics to be acceptable and not straight nudity.

mrs, more retarded than ass implants

OHHH….MY!!!!

LOL

@ mrs

j/k .. go ahead and do you. its the weekend baby!!!

Hubby I can’t have u trickin on me already…we ain’t even had the honeymoon yet….

What ya talkin bout Willis, NO friends, IT’s O.P.P!

Why, cause it FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDAAAE!!

Ok nuff, i tired of the FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDAEs

uh mrssexcee1….uh ur name is still to damn long we gone have to abbr. that ish…

how bout

O dot i mean Hoe dot may i call you that lolol although im so retarded them usher wedding smh lol your like a virgin in a gangbang. you will get hurt in the process oh dont be tight lmao j/k ITS JOKES PEOPLE I KID I KID

mrssexcee1

and we just leave it at that???

YES?

or newbie….that works…until u’ve been on here for like a year…then u can add years or months

newbie+1

lol

my name yay!

ok im just mrssexcee1 so im the virgin of this site i guess i need to be broken in correctly lmao

I like that. Keep it

you’re not alone.

baby b..give me an update..who dissing who sleeping with whom in here…lol

girl pick whateva name u want….I am just kidding round…

DAMNIT TO HELL if I don’t work in a crazy house….my boss is walking round with a damn LOUDASS foghorn…I think i just lost hearing in my left ear…

HUH?

bahama mama yeah you can say mrssexcee1 no homo lololololol ( pulls out a bottle of henny and gives it to bahama mama)

NOTCHY!!!!

okay uh lets see…hubby is cheating on me ALREADY…can u believe that girl…good thing i ain’t sign that pre-nup

YEAHH TO MY FRESHLY MADE (BY ME) FRIED SKRIMPS AND FWIES…… WITH HOME MADE COCKTAIL SAUCE AND KATCHUP

eh…me no likes hen me drinks Johnnie Walker Black w/ coconut water…YEZZIR

OR

Bacardi W/ cranberry

But thank u for the offer it was sweet of u….no homo

give fine as wine 4 shots to drink that we getting drunk its FRIDAY BYTCHES YES

FAW girl we talking DRINKS our favorite pastime!!!!

BMAMA YOU WOULDN’T BE GOIN THRU ALL THAT ISSH ON YA JOB IF YOU WOULD JUST STOP TAKIN THE FRIES OFF SO EARLY…LOL

no problem thats the drink right there no homo aka pink mink bastard lmao lmao aww man i hope that word goes out of style like the jheri curls lol

Like HOV said

DRINKS IS ON THE HOUSE!!! who house is another question

yea FAW yea

HUH…can u speak up?? LOL

@ mrssexcee1

YEEEEH!!! YOU SAVED MY EYES!!!10 LETTERS………..(HUGGIN mrssexcee1 RIGHT NOW)

AND BMAMA TOO

IM SOORY YALL DRINKING ALREADY..I WAS FRYIN UP SKRIMPS WHILE YALZZ WERE TALKING..DONT WORRY I HAQVE NEW ICE AND MY MUG IS FROSTY AND A 5TH IS AT THE WAY SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

I am good with Henny w/ no Coke!

and I wouldnt mind a Bahama Mama

no homo

UGG BMAMA LETS PLAY ‘CHUG A LUG”!!

Anyone who thinks these photos have not been airbrushed and photoshopped extensively are really foolish and naive. Her waist is that small? Skin that smooth? Proportions so perfect? C’mon ya’ll… Don’t believe the hype…

LOL @ mick

girl how many names u got?? LOL

FAW

GO!

lolol its A CELEBRATION BYTCHES DRINK UP A ROUND ON ME ( GIVES MONEY TO MICK, BAHAMA MAMA, FINE AS WINE ) RAIN THEM DOLLAR BILLS ON O DOT i WANNA SEE HIM TIPDRILL LMAO

Naw, I am thinking LOVE after work. Drink til I drop. And take mrsexcee1 up on the food stamps. Go to the wharf and get some seafood.

Bahama Mama

LOL @ mick

girl how many names u got?? LOL

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I KNOW HUH I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPIN……SHOULDNT TAKE SO LONG A BREAK!!

LMAO!!!!!

HEY I GOT THE WHISKY SOUR FOUNTAIN!!

I mean i got alot of nickname but mick got like a whole book….

YES liquor ( does a rendtion of britney at the vmas) GIMMME GIMME GIMMER GIMMER MORE ahhhhhhh lmao lmao l

anybody eva drank that tanquray (sp?) ish??

EFF MONTEL WILLIAMS, HYPOCRITICAL ASS, HIM AND DR PHIL..

JERRY!!

JERRY!!

OK I STARTED MY DRIZINK:)

EFF RED NECKS

gives mick food stamps. i wants some sckrimp and crab legs lol

She has a big ass and she is kinda cute but you know that worked a lil photshop into this one.

EFF PEOPLE LEAVING SKIDMARKS IN THE TOILET WHEN U GOTTA GOTTA GO DROP YOUR KIDS OFF AT THE POOL!!

EFF sweet n sour chicken for never being sweet AND sour…lie’n bastids!!

(CALLIN POLICE TO SEE WHO MICK REALLY IS, CAUSE SHE HAS TOO MANY ALIASES)

where de h – e double hockey sticks is o dot i have a paternity test for him ….. ( opens it up mr o dot you are NOT THE FATHER!!! BAHAMA MAMA ROLLS ON THE FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOO!!! MAURYYYYYY NOO MAURRRRY ( IN HER GHETTO VOICE ) i KNOW HIM DADDY IZZ LOL YOU KNOW ITS ALL LOVEE

EFF fake gold that makes ur skin itch…cheap bastids!!!

EFF FOOD STAMPS CAUSE I WISH I HAD SOME!!

CAN I PAY HALF FOR IT??

EFF mrssexcee1 (no homo) for using h e double hockey sticks….i thought i was the only one that still used that….lol

NAH bahama mama i still use it lmao lmao im getting old ok fineas wine ill give it too you for free we gots to get our food on lmao lmao

EFF MY SON FOR WNTING HIS EARS PIERCED JUS CAUSE HIS HALF BROTHER DOES……………..

IM BROKE A FUGGIN NUF!! WANTIN DIAMOND STUDS!!!

YOU DONT EVEN CLEAN YOUR ROOM NUCCA!!

EFF Long ass sob stories from ex-boyfriends

EFF keith sweat’s whinning ass…yall kno he some where still sing’n NO-BODEEEE

@ FineAsWine(CALLIN POLICE TO SEE WHO MICK REALLY IS, CAUSE SHE HAS TOO MANY ALIASES)

1. MiaRenee 2. . . . . . 3RTB5. Mick . . . . . 90ZAD22. MiMi or 1ZZZ35. All the above

Me and PoPo dont get along

@mrssexcee1

OK IM WAVING SKRIPMS AT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

SKRIMPS..OOPS.SEE LOL

EFF Cassidy for having me do my Drink and my two step in the club..even when he ain’t playing

LOL @ MICK

WHO THE HELL ‘GETS ALONG’ WITH THE PO POS??

OTHER THAN WHITY TIDYS

LMAO @ FineAsWine

You sound like you get, better with age. Just like your wine. LOLOLOLOL “YOU DONT EVEN CLEAN YOUR ROOM NUCCA!!”

lolol aww man thats like waving food over a homeless man your in for some trouble LOL YOUR GOING DOWN SUCKA MAN LMAO

EFF sweet n sour chicken for never being sweet AND sour…lie’n bastids!!

lmaolmaolmaolmao!!! Aint that the blasted truth!!

EFF RADIO RAHEEM LMAO LMAO

EFF KIDS

CALLIN HOME SICK!! AND AS SOON AS THEIR ASSES GET HOME THEY WILDER THAN A MUGGA…AND YOU JUST WANT THEIR ASSES TO GO TO SLEEP!!!

EFF RICHARD PRYOR NOT BEING ALIVE!!!

EFF ME HAVING TO HIDE MY WRIST AND ANKLECUFFS..ME AND MY MAN ALWAYS TRYNNA HAVE THEN READY …BUT WE CANT BECAUSE OF THOSE PESCKY KIDS!!

EFF OPEN TOED SANDAL TRICKS WITH BUNIONS AND CORNS LMAO EFF GUYS WHO WEAR WIFEBEATERS WITH A BIRD CHEST LOL

THEM …OOPS , SEE..

BRB… REFILL!!

EFF my son jumpin on my bed and breeaking 2 of my vibes

EFF NOSEY KIDS SNEAKING IN MY ROOM LOOKING IN MY DRAWS AND FIND CONDOMS LMAO

EFF me for starting to say aloud “I have gas” but changing it to “i have gaaaaa GAGGING reflexes when I drink this tea” cause someone walked in

EFF AMY CRACKHOUSE LOL

EFF my XBF for driving around with a box of Maggies in his door KNOWING full damn well…

EFF me for asking him…so you using magnums now, and BUSTING out laughing

eff my pie being gone. and the cafeteria being closed

EFF MY CAT LOOKIN SO TRAUMATIZED , CAUSE I DIDNT THROW HER A SKRIMP…

THIS AINT MARDI GRAS!

OH EFF GENERAL TOSS CHICKEN I HEARD ITS EMU OR PIGEON LOLOLL BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU SEE A PIGEON WALKING IN THE CHINESE RESTUARANT HE AINT NEVER COMING OUT AGAIN LMAO

EFF MY CELL PHONE GOING DEAD WHEN IM TRYNNA GET SOME MONEY!!

@ ISSMH

“EFF my XBF for driving around with a box of Maggies in his door KNOWING full damn well…

EFF me for asking him…so you using magnums now, and BUSTING out laughing” . . . . ***NOW THAT IS EFFING FUNNY**

EFF PEPPERMENT PATTI!!

THAT HO GET ON MY NERVES…AND SOME OF MY FAVORATE FRIENDS ARE BOBBLEHEADS

NOW THAT IS EFFING FUNNY**

i thought it was. ask patent. i was DYING!

EFF GUYS WEARING BAGGY CONDOMS ROFLMAO

I MEAN DONT EFF GUYS WEARING BAGGY CONDOMS LMAO

LMAO @ SEXCC TO U 1

NO HOMO

Ooo, Ooo me, my turn.

Kay, here goes…

Eff me in the a$$ with no lubrication for being very late and having Adult ADD so bad that I couldn’t fathom reading through all of the other eff…post.

EFF ITCHY ASSES AND LEAKY GASSES

EFF my boss for proclaim’n it firecracker day and

EFF me for being scared to come to work

EFF dudes that don’t fill out the regular condoms but buy Maggies

@LACYD

EFFIN WHOA!!!

whoa lacyd whoa….lol

EFF ass EFFin

Eff dudes with penis’ that point sideways. (I know I ain’t the only one who had crooked d*ck).

EFF the weekend for being soooooo day-um short….

4 day weekends who’s w/ me?? lol

EFF MTW for emailing but not posting

EFF this parent teacher conference when i really wanna go to Bloomies cause i was too lazy to go last night

wow umm lacy eff that your A$$ needs to eff with dr phil lmao

lacyd – i’ve neva!!

*looks up to sky*

THANK YOU!!

I’m wit ya BM.

Eff me again for having time and wanting to use it all at work, but am afraid to because I may actually need it one day.

I Stay SMH

EFF MTW for emailing but not posting

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that heffa!!

MAMA, nice of you to join our little eff it session

^ thats just lazy!

MTW ain’t shyt

MTW is dumb

MTW sucks ass

What the eff is MTW?

MTW can’t read

MTW ain’t funny

MTW is a doo doo head

Mick

MAMA, nice of you to join our little eff it session

^^ my computer was actin silly then i had to go downstairs

MTW don’t know NOTHING

oohhh I’m tellin!!!

LMMFAO EFF YOU TOO SMH

@ BMama

Oh you haven’t?? Me…me neither. *whistles*

LMAO if u really wanna get her say something bout banner…lmao

lololol eff dudes who hit you up on a friday when they suppose to call you wednesday to make sure the date is on eff you eff you eff you lmao im going home to my effn bed and sleeping effin long lmao eff you

thanks for the link tho smh….

uh huh…@ lacyd

*loooks at her sideways*

yea I believe u…lmao

oh hi MTW…how u dur-ring!!!

i am good bmama

smh did them fools pain them steps to match the wedding colors…….

HEY…there is a beyonce ri ri fill in the blank post…GONE!

LOL

OH? Hey MTW! Where you been? LOL

bmama was talkin bout you! look ^

OH! M.T.H Thats you, oh.

Is there anything else she can do besides show her ass???? It’s getting pretty old!!!

all yall can jingle my gravatar’s sweaty balls for talking bout me…..lmao

Damn, I see what busta and others in the rap game were doing, that booty could definitely earn some real good back shots… stretch marks and all

Eff LacyD for not getting down with the crooked cocks, thats the G-Spot banger!!

Eff my X for having one and not letting me get at it occasionally!!

lol..lol @ Mtw..y they effin you for???

@ MTW

“why mick these fools been clowning me…..”

**I’ll never tell! Especially since you can read it all yourself.

why the eff was i busy all damn day??

@CubaLinda

“thats the G-Spot banger!!”

shhhhhhh*******tttttttt AINT IT! HOT DAMN!!!

@ Cuba

Crooked and long is a good thing. Crooked and short, well that’s just mean.

Her legs were not and are not that small. I still remember the pics she dropped the moment she won FOL. She had extra, unexplainable thigh.

That IS one hell of an ass, though. Looks nice.

almost time to go home yes

Eff me for taking lessons from Supahead’s flick with Mr. Marcus.

lacy..crooked and short is like having a finger in your vajayjay telling you to come over here…lol

I Stay SMH

bmama was talkin bout you! look ^

I was NOT!!! MOM ISSMH is lie’n again!!!

HAAAA!!!

Aint it though Notch.

I said it before and I say it again. . .

I know dudes wanna big ass, but once they get an ass as big as DEE or LOLA what the effin do you do with it. It gotta be scary, to even think that your ish might not even reach. NOW THAT IS EFF’ed UP

are yall freaks getting freaky in here??

“Eff me for taking lessons from Supahead’s flick with Mr. Marcus” .. . . . I got that tape too, but aint nuthin to learn from that. I do what they do, but better.

cosign @ mick..dude with a 4 incher wanna ask for a big ass..you better hook up with Amy Winehouse then if u wanna get in it

eff that supahead tape, and ray j tape the most boring tape i had ever seen all those sounds make him gayer then pinkmink bastard camron lol

Eff Mick for sounding like she hittin on me…(I kid, I kid).

“pinkmink bastard”- Oh MY!!! That’s an Hall of Famer right there!

Never seen Ray and Kim but heard that it was Cinamaxish. But Supahead is relatively boring when I’m sober, but HIGH, different show…different show. I’m a firm believer that I could make WAY more money than her should I choose that route.

eff lacyd for using my word i kid i kid lmao

Bmama how you gon send me to another room but stay here?

lolol @ mick

eff me for my boss scaring the every lovin ish out of me and coming into the office in mid LMAO at mrssexc

booooo to people standing round talking KNOWING i ain’t listening

lololol eff nosey bossy let me web surf in peace lmao

ugh! booo to them punking me earlier tellin me i could go home

eff this how can i put my picture on my profile lmao

co sign @lacyd,

I know I could. More vanilla than cHOloate.

“eff this how can i put my picture on my profile lmao”

That took me a week, good luck with dat.

ISSMH..ive been missing yall all day!

i am so ret ta go!

Like THIS!

WTH???

I get to leave in 13mins. If I choooooose

LMAO at the new pic of amy wino

eff ya’ll !!!!:(

my bad, key got stuck, and I didnt feel like deleting

504okaay

eff ya’ll !!!!:(

^^^ WHY u keep EFF’n me?? NO HOMO….lmao

Eff ALL yall for making this booty thread the hottest sh*t of the day with over 500 posts!!

504 your kitty STILL looks like a rooster

effin LMAO!!!

Eff TrinidadfullofCrime for posting something relevant to the topic.

@ 504

That’s not a rooster?

we have another one. I am debating if I should start or continue with the love.

Effin LMAO @ lacyd

CubaLinda

Eff ALL yall for making this booty thread the hottest sh*t of the day with over 500 posts!!

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Like I said yesterday

BIG booty HOES hop wit it!!!

and Eff ISSHM for her inablity to choose her best pic and for changing gravy’s every 5 minutes.

@ Cuba

It’s because I can relate to her minus 3 good inches of a$$.

TrinidadFullOfCrime

I competely ignore’d ur comment but um….the Bahamas is full of crime too..

Just thought I’d share that

eff this day for still not being over!

I dream that one day, we will blog on a thread that does have a big booty attached to it.

500+ way more that what Lola did yesterday at this time. HIGH 5′s all around!

well eff me for not knowing how to put up a gravy even though im part of the honeycomb hideout!

Eff @ lacyd

” Eff ISSHM for her inablity to choose her best pic and for changing gravy’s every 5 minutes”

If I can change my name every 5 minutes she can change her pic.

I gotcha back ISSMH – no homo

eff roosters

leave ms beasley alonnnnnnngah

To my dearest notch,

go to gravatar.com, though you have to choose a picture. I didn’t know how to for the longest, and didn’t want to ask for fear of not fitting in. But due to the good will of some person who I can’t remeber, I now have a killer kitty!! Thank you person who I can’t remember!!

booooooooooo!

Yeah mimi mick miarenee

hi peoples! {waves michelle tanner style}

@ Mimi

Who were you yesterday? Or maybe two seconds ago? Okay fine, eff me for my inablity to keep up!!

The name changes the pic remains the same.

booooo!

AAAAAY leave it be!

OK, FOR ALL THOSE WHO WATCHED THE FLAVOR OF LOVE 2….WHEN DID DEELISHIS BECOME SO THIN. THE PICS ARE PRETTY, BUT THEY DID SOME SLIMMING TO HER LEGS, AIRBRUSHED THE STRETCH MARKS, LIFTED HER ASS AND REMOVED HER SCARS. SO TECHNICALLY THIS IS THE BODY THAT DEELISHIS WANTS TOO?

The maddness!!!

Eff me for staying 3 mins over to continue to blog with each one of you. I am trying to get a drink, IT’s FFFFFFFFRIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDAAAAYY!

thanx lacy!

i could rub your nipples right now out of happyness..was that nasty of me to say??..oh wait…

NO HOMO!!

lacyd

AAAAAY leave it be!

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LMAO

hey lacyd!!!!!!for all of you who are on pins and needles wondering what will happen on good times toda…i’ll keep you posted

oh…thought you were talkin about something else

lol

eff it i’m outta here, gon get a daquiri & chill with my homey…no homo !!! have a good & productive weekend ya’ll !!!

lmao @ i stay smh

@Notch

“i could rub your nipples right now out of happyness..was that nasty of me to say??..oh wait…

NO HOMO”

I dont know but it made mines extra hard. – no homo!

mimi…

I dont know but it made mines extra hard. – no homo!

im so glad i excited you and your nipples the way i did!

I think a no homo belongs after that statement…lol

im out this bytch have a happy effin weekend and speak to yall effin monday IM GOING TO GET SOME GRAPE DRINK BYTCHES WITH ELMO ( DIDDY SHUFFLES TO THE LEFT AND RIGHT)

Dear Notch. . .

Co sign.

Truly Yours

Mickit

miggedy miggedy mack daddy!

NO HOMO EVERYBODY LMAO

@ Notch,

No homo, but I do not take offense to that. Mick/Mi Mi/McMimi/Mc has already broadcasted her head game to me.

And eff east cost time and everyone who’s clock says it’s now 5 o’clock.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO damnit BOOOOOOOOOOO to still being here

I swear one day ISSMH imma put my pic up…lol

@ lacyd, I did when?

Eff LeavItBe for showing up late today and keeping it goin with that good times ish!! Where da hell you been all day??

I swear one day ISSMH imma put my pic up…lol

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Me too BMama, me too.

NOT ME!!!!

FineAsWine

I missed you – no homo

HOME…AND FIGHT.OOPS…SEE..

McMicketty Mack,

Member when we was talkin bout supahead. Way back when today.

LOL, Lacyd LOL

eff Mickit for lying like she was leaving in 13 min. making my dumb ass stick around not wanting to miss nothing and she still here EFFIN AROUND!!

@ Cuba

It was said that she was seen over at millionairedating.net or .com.

LOL @ ISSMH!!

hey cubalinda!!!! i know you wanna know whats up with floridas favorite passenger! i’m night shift cuba….i clock in after 4….thats when the playstation comes on and the kids voices go off!

EFF me for still me here cuz my ass forgot to send out an Order…Damn dummy!!

OH. But, I just wasnt talking about my head game I was talkin about everything, it is I do, in the sheets- you got me confused.

AWW MICKIT(WHO EVERYOUR BE @3:55)

I MISSEDEDED YOU TOO…GROUP HUGS!!!

damn I am so mad it’s suppose to be

EFF me for still being here……

YOU R…OOPS…SEE

Micket/M

And what’s wrong with head game???

AND NOW I’m OUT…lata bobbleheads!!!

***CORRECTION CUBA****

I said I “could” leave, never said I was. EFF yourself for your hard of reading ass.

L.I.B

NO HOLLA WHAT THE HELL

6 hunnad and fiteen posts. Good gugga mugga, that’s good.

who has a problem with head game?? Just letting you know I was referring it all not just the head game.

WHAT’YALL FUSSIN FOR NOW…I LEAVE AND AND NOW THERE IS TROUBLE ON THE PLAY GROUND

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BMAMA WHO GAVE YOU A PASS TO GO!!

I read d e to go.

FINE AS WIIIIINEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHATS UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

eff me for speaking too soon..my son is trying to get me to make a hat for his stuffed animal…

and eff him for using tissue to make a hat cuz im not moving fast enuff!

I have to say that I enjoyed myself and all my new friends, I have met this week. It’s 5pm quitting time, 4reel! I’ll HOLLA (he he)

Micket (why I have to scroll up everytime to make sure I got the right name on you),

I have to give you a disclaimer as I sense a hint of seriousness on your part. None of my posts today have been serious (I kid, I kid)…well actually I was serious on Pimp C’s thread (RESURRECT PIMP C). Just some FYI if you took me even remotely serious. If not, eff me for fearing the worse.

Well, eff you

no homo LMAO!!!

Not thank you, I’ve effed myself enough today. Or my head hurts, or I’m tired, or the kids aren’t sleep.

Ciao Bella!! Have a good weekend!

Sooooo, who’s left?

im here lacyd…waiting for good times to come on…lol

but you gotta admit…they were piping tho’!!!!! like they knew this song was gonna get them a record deal!!!!lmao!!!!

Well, I recon it’s time for me to hit the road. I think I’ve done enough job neglecting for the day. And I was doing so good.

Leave it Be,

I’ll be leaving you be now. Make that baby his hat now!!

LIB!!!!!!!!!

EFF MY DAUGHTER FOR TAKING AN OLD DRESS I HAD AND MADE SCARVES WITH THEM

LIB I LOVE YOU!! GOOD TIMES IS M ISHH……….

YOU KNOW THAT ALREADY THOUGH……..!!! HHEE HEE

EFF FLORIDA’S FRO

GAWD BLESS JAMES CORTOROYS

Eff her gap too F.A.W.

Know I’m supposed to be gone, but phone started ringing.

bye lacyd!!!!

eff thelmas dark and lovely…for po’ ppl her wig game stayed fresh to death! and you know i love you too faw!!!! eff hanging in the chow line!!!

BYE LAC’D

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EFF WILONA’S WIGS…….

AND NEDTHE WINNO’S STREET FUNK

eff penny’s mom for tryna come back!

Eff the episode when she tried to burn her with the iron, thus creating a fear of my momma with an iron.

Oh and adios!! For real this time.

EFF MICHEAL’S HOW YOU DOIN HEAD ROLLIN

eff her elaborate plan to set up wilona…i still see you laycd!

EFF ALL THAT FRIGGIN OUTMEAL THEY SEEM TO NEVA GET RIGHT!!

OATMEAL…OOPS!!….SEE

EFF JJ’S ONESIE

ya’ll larry’s gona run away and live with florida!!!!! eff florda for being to good to kidna is ass!

sorry…kidnap

eff that couch that you KNOW smell like cornchips and sulfur 8!!!!

and eff this lil 19 yr old on myspace tryna get it….boy you know im grown and got knick-knacks older than you……

eff james for always taking test to get a better job!

EFF OLD KNICK KNACKS.YOU BETTER UPGRADE!!

IT 2007 LIB!! DONT WORRY THEY WONT BITE……..LOL

Show dat azz & pu$$y gurl….Look at the bubble…ooowee!!!

EFF MY CAT FOR JUMPING ON MY LAP TRYNNA READ WHAT I TYPE AND WHAT YA’LL SAY AND ROLLIN LAUGHIN AT YALL

EFF JAMES FOR GIVIN FLO THE PACK WHEN HE COULDA BEEN GIVIN IT TO ME……

eff me for putting my knick-knacks on blast!ummmmm

i mean i have fine art and sconces older than him…lmao!

eff my dog for still living here!

LIB EFF YOU FOR WANTING HIM GONE…SHAME ON YOU…LOL

ya’ll are CRAZEEE!!!

eff my dog for him saying “see, faw hangs out with her pet” lol

and clearly faw you have never had a jack russell terrier…..

EFF MY CAT FOR SAYING TO YOUR DOG HISPERING IN HIS EAR….YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA TRIPPIN CAUS MY MAMA HAS 2 PIT BULLS AND ONE AMERICAN BULL DOG TO OF WHICH STAY INSIDE!!!..NOW WHAT…LOL

EFF ITCHY ASSES…………..A MOSQUITO BIT ME 3 TIMES

so basically your telling me, you have room for a jrt and a rabbit???? girlllll you so nice!!!lmao

but admit it….we made you giggle…and join our game

{channels nelson} HAHA!

@ mymommschild

SUCK YOUR MAMA’S DICK AND DIE!!!! NO HOMO

AND EFF YOU

WE ARE FUNNY SO AR E YOU..NO HOMO

get ‘em faw!!!!!!

GIRL IMMA MUNCH EM WITH MY GUMS…BRB,LIB…

I said I “could” leave, never said I was. EFF yourself for your hard of reading ass.

^^^Eff me or getting offended for this and saying “I aint effig witchall no mo!!”…

Eff yall who really thought you was coming on this thread to talk about that ass shot only to find we on some other ishh. Lick a c*nt- no homo!!

CUBALINDA!!!!!!!! eff them for tryna join our reindeer games!!!

Since when having a huge ass make you a celebrity. So all I gotta do is show my behind and I will be the next Hollywood.

LIB~ eff that nite shift!! Girl, go grab you a drink!!

No wonder the cotton aint gettin picked, you niggras still on the innernet bein shiftless, this is whut happens when i feed you niggras to much fried chicken an watermelon.

Ishkabibble bang bang saucy legs and large ass ass. Could it be stankin between the cracky?

Yo

Wow. More hits than a Beyonce post!

OMG!! 680+ comments about some chick’s ass?? Wow!

@Country Girl

“OMG!! 680+ comments about some chick’s ass?? Wow!”

eff the fact you aint read nuthin posted. Maybe 80 comments might be bout her ass. 600 others werent.

OMG she is so fine. I really hope she never slept with Flav though!

are u serious?? u dont think she didnt!

Photoshop is truly a beautiful thing.

I feel sorry for her daughter cuz she’s probably not gonna fall anything short of following in her mother’s footsteps.

Homegirl’s sad. She went from having her tail hanging out in the FOL audition tape & now she can’t seem to stop depending on her ass to keep her relevant.

700 posts! Kardashian and the Video Ethiopian did not get this, 700 posts about a body part.If all the black women hiding their bodies doing 9-5′s all did this the world would lose their minds, dayum.

Ms Charles you need to

1) Give your Trainer a nice Xmas present

2) Find a new gig that does not involve a camera behind you, or a picture frame with your booty at the center, while everybody still remembers your name.

3) Find a way to keep your daughter away from the magazine section and Barber Shops for the next 2 months.

How come only the less than attractive girls from Flavor of Love gets the attention? Where’s Hoopz?

You all are screaming airbrush/photoshop, so I guess you’d rather see her w/ cellutlite, keloids and stretchmarks then? Everyone in the media gets airbrushed/photoshoped no matter how pretty or think or whatever they are. It’s to promote the fantasy/image of perfection. duh! Yeah, she really shouldn’t be doing this since she has a kid but I’ve had seen lots of images of blacks/latino with their ass in my face, lol, so now it’s whatever. I never say this but let her do her.

Good for her though I am not her fan. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site WealthyRomance.com last week. It is said she is dating a young billionaire on that site now.

I don’t know why people always bring these people’s kids as if these low/no morals women have a problem with their kids knowing what they do for money and fame. Depending on the age of the child they just will impart their personal values on to their children that don’t necessarily reflect what society deems appropriate.

She probably jus says “mommy’s a beautiful model and there isn’t anything wrong with her showing her body for her job” She also probably adds that her daughter can be a model too when she grows up to keep her from getting nekkid too early in life.

Is this the largest amount of posts ever or what?

LOL @ Swami writing an essay

LOL @ ‘country girl’s stupidity..thinkin over 600 posts was about deelishis ass…and also @ ‘BlackWomenDontListen’

mrs, u more retarded than kim wayans

mrs, more retarded than my late responses/reply to this post

mrs, u more retarded than the dick in yo mouth

Mrs, you more retarded than the prenup I couldnt get BahamaMama to sign…

damnn im such an idiot! you aint takin half, bahama!!!

LOL @ ‘country girl’s stupidity..thinkin over 600 posts was about deelishis ass…and also @ ‘BlackWomenDontListen’

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I cant believe they REALLY thought we was talking bout that ish all this time, READ THE DAMN POSTS PPL!!

LOL, Cuba…I had to respond!

and it mad aint early…itz 12 pm on the east coast

eff u for prob having a different time zone

eff me for not realizing it’s probably in cuba

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff me for criticizing people’s posts just to get a reaction out of them

EFF YALL FOR CONSTANTLY USING MY EFFFESSES

eff this post rite now for not bein poppin

AS USUAL I miss the good stuff!

faw, eff you for not publicly declaring ownership of the trademark eff

Eff FAW for not realizing that eff ish got ganked from her long time ago!!

If Shaq tried to stick his fist up her ass, would it fit? That’s the million dollar question…LOL

Eff O Dot for calling me a Cuban Exile….

mrs, u more retarded than the nap im about to take out of boredom

peaz out nugahz!

eff me for mentally preparing for tonite’s craziness with a saturday afternoon nap

no, literally…EFF ME

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

eff people who write essays about delisshis’ ass

^^^ Sorry O Dot, trademark infringement.

faw, eff you for not publicly declaring ownership of the trademark eff

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Eff FAW for not realizing that eff ish got ganked from her long time ago!

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I HAVE A PATENT THAT YOU VERY BERRY MUCH!!!!!!!!……RESEARCH. PATENT #120594 LA…….LOL

NOBODY WORRY’N BOUT DEE’S STERIOD ASS……..THEY GONNA NEEN CRUTCHES SOON ANYWAY!!!…NO HATE. AND NO HOMO

Eff FAW for grammar sounding like the dude in her gravie

^^^:) STUNTTIN LIKE MY DADDY^^^^^

Rachelle

Why do African American women insist on portraying themselves as hookers to the world?

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I FEEL YOUR PASSION; BUT, ALL AFRICAN AMEREICAN WOMOEN PARTICIPATE IN THAT……..”SOME WOMEN” IN GENERAL CROSSING ALL ETHNIC LINES ARE JUST THAT, JUST AS MOST ARE NOT

WOMEN…OOPS…………….SEE?

FFFFFFF AAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

eff my gravvie for taking an extended leave of absence!

eff me for taking the kids to Sam’s Club for lunch!

“gone over there and get ya two pigs in a blanket samples”

eff Kmart for making me pay $3.99 for 88 pictures and only one is an 8X10!

WTH am I going to do with 87 2X2 pictures????

TRU EFFIN DIVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eff people who take Christmas pictures with dogs and cats!

and birds!

EFF TRU FOR SHOPPING ALL OVER THE PLACE

EFF ME WANTING TO FIX SOME RED BEANS..AND HAVING EVERY THING BUT BEANS!!!

FAW—

Why my son wanna borrow the next door neighbor’s Christmas tree instead of buying one? He said he’s going out of town so he won’t need it anyway?

Cheap. Cheap. Cheap!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eff Deelishes butt for lookin’ like it smell like cat pee!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dang, black woman!

We HAVE put a spin on the instant message? Lol!!!

TRU!!!

WHY DONT YOU GET SOME PINE TREE CAR FRESHENERS, THATLL WORK..AND SPRINKLE SOME GLITTER ON IT

eff Willis and Arnold!

FAW–

That’s the bestest idea! Tell me, should I use Beyonce gold? Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faw–

Why every time my son wanna “stunt” in my car, he takes my bow off the front–talkin’ ’bout “it hides the emblem”.

Shoot–I know what kinda car it is, dammit! Lol!!

WHY MY CHILLREN ASK FOR ISHH EVEN AFTER I SAY IM BROKE??

…..

DONT USE BEYONCE GOLD, USE TINA RED!!

Why every time my son wanna “stunt” in my car, he takes my bow off the front–talkin’ ’bout “it hides the emblem”.

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NEXT HE’LL TAKE IT OFF YOUR CAR AND WEAR IT ON A ROPE CHAIN…LOL

WOW!!! NEARLY 800 POSTS!!!!

NEAR 800! NEAR 800!!! Obviously not all of them are about her or her ass but still.

eff the lady from payroll that didn’t know all the words to “Silent Night!”

eff the Asian guy from Support Systems that knew ALL the words to “Oh, Holy Night”. And sang every on of ‘em.

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LOUD!!!!!

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Bastid!

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CRAZY!!

Eff yall for… for… for…. man, just eff yall!!

EFF YOU CUBA..EFFF EFFF EFF YOU…LOL

EFF THE JACKSONS FOR NOT KNOWING HOW TO APPRECIATE A GOOD ASS WHOPPIN FROM JOE!!

@i love…’Snickers’

1st!!!!

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haaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 761st

eff the…

Pre-K teacherforNOTletting”YummY”singtheleadtothetwelvedaysofChristmaseventhoughsheknowsallthelinesbuttheotherkidsgettolead’causetheirparentsarenotbehindonthetuition!

Snickers, what in the world are you talking about?? (1st??)

FAW~ u bout ready fo some dranks??

CUBA!!

EFF YOU FOR LETTIN THE ICE MELT WHEN I HAD FIXED YOUR DRINK AT 3:41!!

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‘I LOVE SMELLY SNEAKERS’

I AM NOT TRYNNA RAIN ON YOUR PARADE,, YOU KNOW I GOTTA CALL YOU OUT….LOL

IT’S ALL LOVE IN THE HOOD

EFF TRU FOR TYPING ALL THOSE RUN ON WORDS THINKING MY HEAD WILL HURT..BUT I READ IT QUICK ANYWAY!!

NA!! HAHA…LOL

I’d really like to refocus now and talk some more about D’lishis a$$, who’s with me??- NO HOMO!!

lol @cuba

I KNOW YOU JOKING SNICKY ICKY ICKY ICIE!! ME TOO!

OHH I JUST LOOK REAL HARD……..YEAH REAL HARD AT SNICKY DICKY…LOL

FAW~ there you go not trademarkin you ish….

CubaLinda

FAW~ there you go not trademarkin you ish….

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LOL @ YOU CUBA!!!I KNOW HUH?? LET ME GET STARTED OH TRADEMARK PATENT #120594!!

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YOUR WELCOME SNICKY DICKIE, JUST GIVE ME SHOT OUT WHEN YOU SEE ME USE IT AS A DISCLAIMER…LOL

THATS WHAT I SAID ON THE SPREAD OF OH CSI DUDE..”SHOW SOME DICKIES”……..I HEAR ONE LIL VOICE IN THE WIND………………

u 2 snicky dicky

eff faw, 1tru and cuba for being on here today while i was stuck at work from 10am til 6pm

EFF U LIB FOR COMING BACK WHILE I WAS FRYING MORE SKRIMPS AND FRIES..AND NOT RESPONDING TO YOU QUICKER!!

WELL………………

EFF ME TOO…LOL

I say DAMN!! all of you’s ( and you’s know who u r) are crazy!!!

and EFFidyy EFF EFF!!!

The End.

She needs to get better weaves… then I guess she’ll be okay.. But I agree with Nubian Goddezz.. She has a daughter.. I dunno anything for the all mighty dollar! Whatever Deelishus.

BMAMA EFF YOU FOR NOT LETTING ME KNOW YOU WERE HERE!!

TO HECK WITH YOU AND YOUR MEDDLING FRIENDS TOO

MAN!! eff me for missin all the fun today. Come back, I bored!!!

Wow… that’s a big’ol black ass!

****NEW FLASH*****

I have decided on a name and it will remain MICKIT

@DEELICHIOUS (OR HOW EVA YOU SPELL IT, NO MATTER)

DISCLAIMER:90% OF THESE COMMENTS ARE NOT FOCUSED ON YOU SO PLEASE DONT GET A BIG HEAD OVER IT ………..UHHHH, PLEASE DONT GET A BIGGER ASS OVER THIS!!

UHHH BETTER YET PLEASE DO..I NEED A NEW FUNNY GRAVATAR!!! YEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

faw you are a mess!!!!! lmao! i dont think you could fit that ass on a gravatar, lol

800th!!!! cuba!!!!! whats up????

Not a doggone thing!! I been chekn in periodically thirstin 4 a new thread. This ish is whak right now!!

801st!!!

Dam 804 post including me lol.

Last!

**acceptance speech**

I’d like to thank God, my family and all my friends for allowing me the opportunity to be last for if it wasn’t for you and the 800+ others before me, I would not’ve had this opportunity.

And “thanks” to all the people behind (no pun intended) the scenes!

**holding “last place” trpohy up in the air**

*trophy

eff O DOT for writing me back and i wasnt online to plead my case eff you ho dot eff you with a spoon and hot wax , eff you ho dot for not making it tip drill lmao

fine as wine have u looked at urself.u need a walker for all them teeth.deelishes is very beautiful inside and out.and not t mention real.i see that theres no shortage of haters over here.deelishes do ur thing baby.

i understand thats how she makes her money but what happened to the album and is her jeans not selling…her body is gorgeous but you can be model and not have to bend over or spread your legs in the photo..your suppose to keep guys guessing but not anymore you have showed them