Say It Ain’t So: Mom Catches Son Masturbating So He Beats Her???
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Y’all, the unkempt fella above is a demon of exponential proportions. His mom caught him having solo-relations, told the lil’ bastard to stop, so he punched her dead in her face:
Dade City, Florida (The Weekly Vice) — Antwan L. Grandberry, a 19-year-old Dade City man was arrested after assaulting mother who caught him masturbating.
According to the Dade City Police Department, the incident began about 7 p.m. Tuesday when Grandberry’s mother looked outside and saw her son, Antwan, masturbating in the back yard. She reportedly yelled at him to stop.
Grandberry walked around to the front of the house and rang the doorbell. When the mother answered and yelled at him once more, Grandberry responded by punching his mother in the face, according to the arrest report.
Grandberry was booked into the Pasco County Jail on a charge of domestic violence where he currently remains in lieu of a $500 bond.
A pack of Now and Laters says that she didn’t see this coming when she decided not to abort that little heathen. SMH
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HE IS CLEARLY RETARDED..LOOK AT HIM
@ Seriously…
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My favorite, apple, of course.
This is *****ed up on so many levels!
Why is he choking his chicken outside?
LMAO!!!!! LMAO!!! SHE SHOULD’VE KILLED HIS *****!!!
@bg
Why is he choking his chicken outside?
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The Florida humidity may have gotten to his *****….
@ Reese
um…..that Apple is the BIDNESS
A Masturbating Exhibitionist with a Temper. Terrible combo…SMH
I had to read this a few times. . .
This is a joke, right?
And why do so many crazy stories come out of Florida? That’s where the McDonald’s 9-1-1 call lady lives, too, right?
Must be the heat. . .
Okay this is not funny…but Bossip is! LOL! He is indeed a heathen, and he will get his just reward in hell for hurting his precious mother..poor thing bore the child and tended to his needs and this is how he repayed her? SMDH!
What the *****?!?! You beat ya mom cause she found you beatin ya meat. How you beat the person that gave you damn life. I swear some of us need some *****in help.
He could never come back to stay with me. Filthy beast.
dis is sick
Who *****s in their backyard?? seriously this guy is gross
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This lil perv is nappy as ***** damm even his beard and side burns are nappy. No wonder why he was beating his meat
Now the whole world is gonna know he likes to touch himself. Momma probably didn’t mind him doing it, she just didn’t want the neighbors to know.
WTF in the back yard?
wow what happened to the real black mamas?
I remember when a child when never think to hit their mother cause death was certain.
For real my son would have neva made it to jail..I would haved stabbed him black eye and all…I don’t care if he is a damn retard.
cot damn shame
He was probably shocked she caught him. The Question is, with him doing it in the back yard, what was he masterbating to? Was it some backyard scene he seen in a movie?
LMAO @ Sydney
No but seriously… in the backyard wtf??
@ Kdizzle
He was yankin to stray animals and dandelions
LMAO@Sydney
You shell. You told Marquis identity more than once. Musta been serious. Just bull*****tin ya.
Hey Be!!
OMIGOD HE IS NOT ONLY AN EXHIBITIONIST BUT A POTENTIAL RAPIST! SICKO HE PROLLY RAN AROUND THE YARD WITH HIS PEEN HANGING OUT CHASING HER TO BEAT HER DOWN. WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!
Regardless of his immaturity, and as long as he has sufficient mental capacity, she can’t tell him what to do with his.
ok she cant tell him what to do but that doesnt justify him hitting her. and anybody with “sufficient mental capacity” would know not to ***** outside. thats just dumb.
Hey Tina, Be
“Regardless of his immaturity, and as long as he has sufficient mental capacity, she can’t tell him what to do with his.”
On the contrary, as long as a child — or in this case an unemployed 19-year-old — is living under his parent’s roof, his mother can tell him to do whatever she wants. Or as many a black parent has told his/her child, “I brought you into the world, and I can take you out. You will follow my rules!”
Like others pointed out, I’m sure she didn’t want the neighbors or anyone else seeing her son’s privates.
He looks sooo dirty. A little chicken in the beard-ish!
@Sydney
You dont play. Somebody ***** with you, you just spill it. LOL. Let me stop *****in with you. Thats true about followin parents rules. As long as you live under my roof, you abide by my rules. Yep. Heard that one plenty of times.
Oh my lordy. I got caught trying to do something once….and I got barred from the comp…argh!!! Lol
But damn, I aint get beat, my mom just called my dad which was EMBARR*****ING lol. MeMoRiEs
Jihad
Jihad *****es
This boy is obviously clinically ill and needs more than just getting kicked out of the house and jailed. Besides, it was her who actually raised him. She should go to jail too!
Jihad
BE, Sydney & Meca are on the death list
omg he gonna be the laugh of
the neighborhood
“Regardless of his immaturity, and as long as he has sufficient mental capacity, she can’t tell him what to do with his.”
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Just how sufficient does it sound like his mental capacity is at this moment in time????
lmao@ dandelions
but seriously….SIMILAC have these young kids acting crazy
Maturbation is a private matter; however, he lived at home and some parents feel that they have all access to EVERY room in their homes. If she was wrong for bustin in on him, he was definitely out of order for hitting her in the face. ***** in the bathroon NASTY!!!
@BE
Co-sign! Not me or any of my brothers would have ever thought of raising our hands to our mother.
I hope this fool at least had the courtesy to hit her with the off hand!
*that was wrong wasn’t it?*
@bg™
Yeah, that was wrong, but I was thinking the same thing
Lol!!
@ Green
Yeah its bad enough to smack your mom, but to do it with your “jizzy” fist is the worst
ok how the hell do you get “beat” out of a punch in the face? It’s still not right , but lets not be overly dramatic. LL Cool J was told by his momma to Knock out his opponent…Not to knock yo momma out…LMAO!
I bet momma won’t interrupt him again b4 he bust it..lol
Florida, lord everytime …from this to all the teachers and kids – must be something in the water
LMAO @ BG…haha you’re a fool
***** shoulda put up a big ***** “Do Not Disturb” sign
he’s a repeat offender, first he beat his ***** then he beat his mom it should be a double fine.
@ Txhustla15
What a cute baby!
OMG!!! I had to laugh at this (even though I know its hella wrong to hit your mom for ANY reason) but I’m guessing he hit her because she more than likely screamed on his ***** in front of some people and he was embarr*****ed.
Yeah, my cousins down in Florida told me that crime has been on a steady RISE down there – but this ***** here takes the cake!
@MissBlaze44- Thanks thats my niece , this funny though reminds of that scene from that movie Granmas Boy
All dudes named Antwan are f*cked up. Short men with little wee-wees….I’m just playing, so he beats his mom? The way people are raising kids these days, is not good at all…No respect…
Ewwww! I’m sorry, but there are only two places for a man’s essence. The mouth or the vaginal c*****. And on those special occasions, the ***** cavity. I was raised Christian, so the man’s seed should never be wasted by being exposed to the open air. That’s why God designed the woman’s body to be the cultivator and nurturer of his seed.
@ Sydney
What is considered a special occ*****ion?
*God I hope your a woman*
ewww Filthy McNasty and the “One-handed Puppet show”
…Only a face a mother can love
@ Sydney
You give up the ‘*****’ on special occasions?
LMFAO!!! I would have NEVER guessed that! LOL!!!!!
@ bg
Still LMFAO on that *****, too. That’s what I want to know. Just how ’special’ does the occ*****ion have to be in order to give up some *****?
That shis is funny! LOL!!!!
@bg™
I’m all woman
As for your other question, since my biological clock is ticking, those special occasions have to be put on hold…Needless to say, for now, a man’s essence is strictly for my vajayjay.
i’d have beat her right after I beat it too.
I do not have any kids yet but I will not have any children beating my azz crazy. There is no way that he would have came back into my house like nothing had happened. I bet if he had no place to live he wished that he had not beat his mother like that. He is old enough to know when it the appropreiate time to choke his chicken it not that difficult.
@MissBlaze44
There was this one special occasion during a certain Spring Break where I had one too many jello shots and allowed an Ex to perform ***** on me. Ironically, Rump Shaker was playing in the background Jesus take me yonder, it gave me one of the most intense orgasms I ever experienced. I can safely say that my rump was pleasantly shakened
@ Sydney
Well go ahead and have your kid boo!
I would also like to announce that I would like to have a “Consensual Special Occ*****ion” with you. LOL
ROFLMAO this is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard of ahahahahaha
@My Impostor/Single Black Female
I swear, you are so weird. Just seek help.
Better yet, get your own SN and be YOURSELF.
Don’t hate because i’m more interesting than you.
Wow, you’re a sick one. Enjoy yourself. lol
@Real Sydney
Hi Sydney! This impostering (sp) is getting way out of hand!!
Hey Angee! *waving*
Yes, girl, it’s out of hand, psychotic, bizarre, frustrating, confusing, etc. . .
If this person is so much more interesting than me, why won’t he/she be himself/herself? I don’t get it. Be yourself and wow all the other Bossipers, lol.
Too bad you don’t know how to enjoy yourself, you cold fish. Why don’t you do what you do best and cut and paste some long boring quote to put us all to sleep. Is it any wonder you can’t keep a man?
SMH cuz I may have been discussing butt sex with a man. Damn you Imposters!!!!
@Real Sydney
I agree, and if you have leave this thread, I understand. I will try to catch you another time.
I don’t get the imposter thing :-/ Who has the time, effort and energy?!?!
@Single Black Female
You’re crazy. End of story.
@bg
LOL! Yeah, I don’t know who this person is, but your comments were hilarious, lol.
@bg™
Don’t worry, baby, i’m a woman. More woman than that cold fish who calls herself the other Sydney. Btw, you’re a cutie. I clicked your name and saw your My*****e page.
Yeah, Angee, I’m going to leave, lol. You have a good one, OK?
I don’t get all the impostoring either. It’s about as weak as you can get.
Wow, you’re after bg now?
Run, brotha, run!!
*leaves thread*
OK, IM A REALLY CONFUSED!!
PROCEEDING WITH EXTREME CAUTION, SYDNEY IS THAT REALLY YOU GIRL?
I THINK THE SYDNEY WITH THE TM IS THE REAL ONE AND THE OTHER VERSION IS A LAME IMPOSTER WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIFE ON THE WEEKEND!
Not as weak as your sex game, you can’t keep a man, former desperate, nympho *****.
I’m confused, men are possibly checking my my*****e.
*falling into a deep state of depression*
what was he doing in the back yard?
Why did he ring the doorbell?
His mom must have locked his nasty ***** out the house…lmao
roflmao
roflmbao
comedy.
Whoa is me! I think I will kill myself because someone is posing as me. I am a nervous wreck now and I simply cannot function. How am I going to state all of my stale negro views on everything? Damn you imposters! Oh well, I guess I can always retreat to the backyard and “spank the beaver”!!
Is it me or does Sexblondie’s body look “emaciated” just like a crackhead???? Add that unattractive face to the depleted body and what do you get? Crackw*****!!!
@ (real) Sydney
I will be peaking over you fence!!!
LMMFAO AT ALL OF THE HATE I RECEIVE ON BOSSIP!!
I HAVE HEARD SO MUCH NEGATIVITY REGARDING MY LOOKS THAT IT CANNOT PHASE ME ANYMORE! I WILL NOT GO BACK AND FORTH WITH YOU BECAUSE I SEE MEN GETTING CURSED OUT ALL THE TIME BY THEIR GIRLFRIENDS AND WIVES FOR BREAKING THEIR NECK TO GET ANOTHER LOOK AT ME!!
I really didn’t want to LMAO at this story, but I couldn’t help it. Obviously, this person is mentally disturbed. If I was the mother, he would be PERMANENTLY out of my *****ing house!!!
@ sexyblonde
Damn you *****ed up? I cant see gravies when I’m at work. It’s ok ugly people have a purpose in life too
*po baby*
Son or no son…this fool would stay in jail.
When he gets out my locks would be changed…no forget that…I would move and he would never hear from me again.
If I had hit my mother, which I would not do, but if I had did something like that I would not be here today. My parents did not play that *****.
Be, how do you know if his mom is Black ? She may be White or Latino, homies kind of weird looking, lol…
There was no excuse for him to beat his mom up. Anton could have decently checked into a motel or hotel for the weekend and did it there.
@ Carla
LMBAO!!!! @ Getting a room to rub the magic lamp!!! BWHAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!
@bg™
Yo ***** is a trip!
What are hookers for?
Craigslist for $100
Lord have mercy. Next time go to the toliet and in the morning
This is kind of sad. He looks like he
has some sort of mental disability. You know that you aren’t suppose to bother a man when he is enjoying himself.lol Damn, mom is not playing, this fool only needs @50 to get out of jail and he is still there. SMH
she raised him or didn’t raise him. However you want to look at it.
You need to get rid of old sperms. He was provoked
All that built up pressure could have put somebody’s eye out in the house, therefore the great outdoors was the only place to unload his baby batter!
Damn people he was only trying to be safe!
Economy has dudes jacking in back yards?
LOL. I hope he had kleenex.
He only posted a $500 bond for domestic violence whil CB posted $50,000
i live in florida and there are some crazy *****s out here….lol….
@Seriously
Economy has dudes jacking in back yards?
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I guess so, cant afford to be washing socks and towels all the time. Ole boy just went outside handled up and marked his territory like a dog.
I hope he didnt chase her with his jizz
Sydney™
I had to read this a few times. . .
This is a joke, right?
And why do so many crazy stories come out of Florida? That’s where the McDonald’s 9-1-1 call lady lives, too, right?
Must be the heat. . .
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I still find myself chuckling over that McDonalds Lady
Who the hell *****s outside?
DANG FOOL!! DON’T HE KNOW HE CAN GO BLIND FROM DOING THAT!!! DANG FOOL!!!
Damn I know a lack of sex can been frustrating but damn son what the *****.
“Solo-relations” HAHAHAAHAhahahahaHAHAAAHhahHAHAHhahahaha!!!
She would have been better off letting him finish. You never bother a dude when he trying to bust one off!
Dude should of went to the bathroom if it was that serious. Who the hell beats their meat outside in the backyard.
LMFAO!!!! WHOA!!
He could have at least had the decency to wash his hand before he packed her in the mouth.
LMAO..i can’t…
BE
For real my son would have neva made it to jail..I would haved stabbed him black eye and all…I don’t care if he is a damn retard.
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LOL!
WHOA AHAHA LMA0 OF ALL PLAXE OUT SIDE…ID WOULD HAVE WHOPPED HIS AS 2 THO
MissBlaze, I was thinking the SAME thing. His momma caught him, screamed his ***** out in front of everybody and he was both humiliated and surprised. After he jumped-dropped-scrambled up off the ground or out of whatever he must have imagined was a secure, concealed area, clumsily zippered and buttoned, wiped his hands on his pants, walked around to the front of the house, rang the doorbell, wanting desperately to escape the situation into his room, the basement, the attic, anywhere, so bad he must have felt like dying and disappearing on the spot, and then when his momma opened the door and screamed him out again, heightening his fear, embarr*****ment and shock, which immediately congealed into aggression (a typical male neurosis),sent his confused adrenaline racing to his limbs, where it gathered force in his arm and hand, curling that hand into a fist which exploded in a hard, clean jab to his mother’s face.
Sydney, you off hook!
YALL CAN LAUGH AND JOKE IF YOU WANT TO……..BUT WHAT HE WAS DOING WAS JUST THE BEGINNING OF SOME SEXUAL CRIME TYPE ***** MASTURBATING IS OK BUT NOT TO BE DONE OUTSIDE IN THE OPEN HIS MOM WAS RIGHT TO YELL AT HIM HE PROBABLY WILL GET OUT AND BE A RAPIST NOW THEY NEED TO WATCH OUT FOR THIS DUDE… HE HAS PERVERT WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM..NO JOKE… THIS DUDE IS IN THE BEGINNING STAGES OF A SEXUAL SADIST AND RAPIST.
Hell Is On Our Side!
MissBlaze, I was thinking the SAME thing. His momma caught him, screamed his ***** out in front of everybody and he was both humiliated and surprised. After he jumped-dropped-scrambled up off the ground or out of whatever he must have imagined was a secure, concealed area, clumsily zippered and buttoned, wiped his hands on his pants, walked around to the front of the house, rang the doorbell, wanting desperately to escape the situation into his room, the basement, the attic, anywhere, so bad he must have felt like dying and disappearing on the spot, and then when his momma opened the door and screamed him out again, heightening his fear, embarr*****ment and shock, which immediately congealed into aggression (a typical male neurosis),sent his confused adrenaline racing to his limbs, where it gathered force in his arm and hand, curling that hand into a fist which exploded in a hard, clean jab to his mother’s face.
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This is all well and good and kudos to your creative writing skills and all but – is the experience different when you’re masturbating outside? I mean, does the wind impact the sensation? Does it matter if you’re facing into the wind or away from it? What about the sunlight – does the mid-day sun create a warming effect? Not that I would… would wanna TRY it or anything…
What do you expect when you name someone “Antwan”?
I guess his momma was “deserved” it too, just like Rhianna.
He’s jacking off at HER house in HER back yard. I would put his ***** out so fast and so far that he would be collecting social security before he was ever allowed to visit again. Hell, even sendiing me an email.
WAT IS THIS SLAP A FEMALE MONTH?? SMH
LOL…THIS STORY IS *****ED
BUT I GUESS WHEN NATURE CALLS
YOU GOTTA GO!
lol some of yall are special.
What happened to brothers going in the bathroom with a blacktail magazine and tcb grease? I know he grew up and got his own *****e to jagit in peace. My brother use to wack off all the time in the bathroom. I always knew when he would turn the blow dryer on…he didn’t have any hair. LOL This guy needs his ***** kicked by a drill sergent.
Wow. Was it really that serious?
THIS EXPLAINS WHY HE AINT GETTIN NO TYPE OF *****
IF HE HITS HIS OWN MOMMA IN THE FACE IMAGINE WHAT HE PROB WAS DOIN’ TO OTHER WOMEN
…BISCUIT-***** NICCA
@ PeepEye
What do you expect when you name someone “Antwan”?
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That wasn’t a good try. We’ll wipe the slate clean. Try again, and make sure to paste the old one above the new one, so we can see the improvement. 3…2…1…”go”.
wonder which hand he used…
Abort that little heathen?! C’mon folk, we gotta be better than that.
What a loser!! In the backyard?? WTF
Yeah. His daddy should have done what he was doing, but in the toilet.
My advice to that mother, since this ***** is 19 years old, is to have a “retrocative abortion” performed on the nasty freak
His mother should have swallowed is *****–19 years ago…
WTF!!!
all of you in here have *****d yourself once so shut up.
He was yankin to stray animals and dandelions
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LOL
Yes FL is the only state with messed up stories like this…riiiight. And I’m Nicole Richie.
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