1st

and DANG!

and what flavor NOW AND LATERS?

HE IS CLEARLY RETARDED..LOOK AT HIM

@ Seriously…

and what flavor NOW AND LATERS?
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My favorite, apple, of course.

Why is he choking his chicken outside?

LMAO!!!!! LMAO!!! SHE SHOULD’VE KILLED HIS ASS!!!

@bg
Why is he choking his chicken outside?
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The Florida humidity may have gotten to his ass….

@ Reese
um…..that Apple is the BIDNESS

A Masturbating Exhibitionist with a Temper. Terrible combo…SMH

I had to read this a few times. . .

This is a joke, right?

And why do so many crazy stories come out of Florida? That’s where the McDonald’s 9-1-1 call lady lives, too, right?

Must be the heat. . .

He could never come back to stay with me. Filthy beast.

dis is sick

Who masturbates in their backyard?? seriously this guy is gross

Now the whole world is gonna know he likes to touch himself. Momma probably didn’t mind him doing it, she just didn’t want the neighbors to know.

WTF in the back yard?

wow what happened to the real black mamas?

I remember when a child when never think to hit their mother cause death was certain.

For real my son would have neva made it to jail..I would haved stabbed him black eye and all…I don’t care if he is a damn retard.

cot damn shame

LMAO @ Sydney

No but seriously… in the backyard wtf??

@ Kdizzle

He was yankin to stray animals and dandelions

LMAO@Sydney

You shell. You told Marquis identity more than once. Musta been serious. Just bullshittin ya.

Hey Be!!

OMIGOD HE IS NOT ONLY AN EXHIBITIONIST BUT A POTENTIAL RAPIST! SICKO HE PROLLY RAN AROUND THE YARD WITH HIS PEEN HANGING OUT CHASING HER TO BEAT HER DOWN. WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!

Regardless of his immaturity, and as long as he has sufficient mental capacity, she can’t tell him what to do with his.

ok she cant tell him what to do but that doesnt justify him hitting her. and anybody with “sufficient mental capacity” would know not to masturbate outside. thats just dumb.

Hey Tina, Be

“Regardless of his immaturity, and as long as he has sufficient mental capacity, she can’t tell him what to do with his.”

On the contrary, as long as a child — or in this case an unemployed 19-year-old — is living under his parent’s roof, his mother can tell him to do whatever she wants. Or as many a black parent has told his/her child, “I brought you into the world, and I can take you out. You will follow my rules!”

Like others pointed out, I’m sure she didn’t want the neighbors or anyone else seeing her son’s privates.

He looks sooo dirty. A little chicken in the beard-ish!

Oh my lordy. I got caught trying to do something once….and I got barred from the comp…argh!!! Lol

But damn, I aint get beat, my mom just called my dad which was EMBARRASSING lol. MeMoRiEs

Jihad

This boy is obviously clinically ill and needs more than just getting kicked out of the house and jailed. Besides, it was her who actually raised him. She should go to jail too!

Jihad

BE, Sydney & Meca are on the death list

omg he gonna be the laugh of
the neighborhood

“Regardless of his immaturity, and as long as he has sufficient mental capacity, she can’t tell him what to do with his.”
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Just how sufficient does it sound like his mental capacity is at this moment in time????

lmao@ dandelions

but seriously….SIMILAC have these young kids acting crazy

@BE

Co-sign! Not me or any of my brothers would have ever thought of raising our hands to our mother.

I hope this fool at least had the courtesy to hit her with the off hand!

*that was wrong wasn’t it?*

@bg™

Yeah, that was wrong, but I was thinking the same thing Lol!!

ok how the hell do you get “beat” out of a punch in the face? It’s still not right , but lets not be overly dramatic. LL Cool J was told by his momma to Knock out his opponent…Not to knock yo momma out…LMAO!

I bet momma won’t interrupt him again b4 he bust it..lol

Florida, lord everytime …from this to all the teachers and kids – must be something in the water

LMAO @ BG…haha you’re a fool

@ Txhustla15

What a cute baby!

All dudes named Antwan are f*cked up. Short men with little wee-wees….I’m just playing, so he beats his mom? The way people are raising kids these days, is not good at all…No respect…

@ Sydney
What is considered a special occassion?

*God I hope your a woman*

@ Sydney

You give up the ‘ass’ on special occasions?

LMFAO!!! I would have NEVER guessed that! LOL!!!!!

@ bg

Still LMFAO on that shit, too. That’s what I want to know. Just how ‘special’ does the occassion have to be in order to give up some ass?

That shis is funny! LOL!!!!

@bg™

I’m all woman As for your other question, since my biological clock is ticking, those special occasions have to be put on hold…Needless to say, for now, a man’s essence is strictly for my vajayjay.

i’d have beat her right after I beat it too.

I do not have any kids yet but I will not have any children beating my azz crazy. There is no way that he would have came back into my house like nothing had happened. I bet if he had no place to live he wished that he had not beat his mother like that. He is old enough to know when it the appropreiate time to choke his chicken it not that difficult.

@ Sydney

Well go ahead and have your kid boo!

I would also like to announce that I would like to have a “Consensual Special Occassion” with you. LOL

ROFLMAO this is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard of ahahahahaha

@My Impostor/Single Black Female

I swear, you are so weird. Just seek help.

Better yet, get your own SN and be YOURSELF.

Don’t hate because i’m more interesting than you.

Wow, you’re a sick one. Enjoy yourself. lol

@Real Sydney

Hi Sydney! This impostering (sp) is getting way out of hand!!

Too bad you don’t know how to enjoy yourself, you cold fish. Why don’t you do what you do best and cut and paste some long boring quote to put us all to sleep. Is it any wonder you can’t keep a man?

@Real Sydney

I agree, and if you have leave this thread, I understand. I will try to catch you another time.

I don’t get the imposter thing :-/ Who has the time, effort and energy?!?!

@Single Black Female

You’re crazy. End of story.

@bg

LOL! Yeah, I don’t know who this person is, but your comments were hilarious, lol.

@bg™

Don’t worry, baby, i’m a woman. More woman than that cold fish who calls herself the other Sydney. Btw, you’re a cutie. I clicked your name and saw your MySpace page.

Yeah, Angee, I’m going to leave, lol. You have a good one, OK?

I don’t get all the impostoring either. It’s about as weak as you can get.

Wow, you’re after bg now?

Run, brotha, run!!

*leaves thread*

OK, IM A REALLY CONFUSED!!

PROCEEDING WITH EXTREME CAUTION, SYDNEY IS THAT REALLY YOU GIRL?

I THINK THE SYDNEY WITH THE TM IS THE REAL ONE AND THE OTHER VERSION IS A LAME IMPOSTER WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR LIFE ON THE WEEKEND!

I’m confused, men are possibly checking my myspace.
*falling into a deep state of depression*

Whoa is me! I think I will kill myself because someone is posing as me. I am a nervous wreck now and I simply cannot function. How am I going to state all of my stale negro views on everything? Damn you imposters! Oh well, I guess I can always retreat to the backyard and “spank the beaver”!!

@ (real) Sydney
I will be peaking over you fence!!!

Son or no son…this fool would stay in jail.

When he gets out my locks would be changed…no forget that…I would move and he would never hear from me again.

If I had hit my mother, which I would not do, but if I had did something like that I would not be here today. My parents did not play that shit.

Be, how do you know if his mom is Black ? She may be White or Latino, homies kind of weird looking, lol…

There was no excuse for him to beat his mom up. Anton could have decently checked into a motel or hotel for the weekend and did it there.

@ Carla

LMBAO!!!! @ Getting a room to rub the magic lamp!!! BWHAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!

This is kind of sad. He looks like he
has some sort of mental disability. You know that you aren’t suppose to bother a man when he is enjoying himself.lol Damn, mom is not playing, this fool only needs @50 to get out of jail and he is still there. SMH

she raised him or didn’t raise him. However you want to look at it.

All that built up pressure could have put somebody’s eye out in the house, therefore the great outdoors was the only place to unload his baby batter!

Damn people he was only trying to be safe!

Economy has dudes jacking in back yards?

LOL. I hope he had kleenex.

He only posted a $500 bond for domestic violence whil CB posted $50,000

i live in florida and there are some crazy mofos out here….lol….

@Seriously
Economy has dudes jacking in back yards?
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I guess so, cant afford to be washing socks and towels all the time. Ole boy just went outside handled up and marked his territory like a dog.

Sydney™

I had to read this a few times. . .

This is a joke, right?

And why do so many crazy stories come out of Florida? That’s where the McDonald’s 9-1-1 call lady lives, too, right?

Must be the heat. . .

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I still find myself chuckling over that McDonalds Lady

Who the hell masturbates outside?

DANG FOOL!! DON’T HE KNOW HE CAN GO BLIND FROM DOING THAT!!! DANG FOOL!!!

“Solo-relations” HAHAHAAHAhahahahaHAHAAAHhahHAHAHhahahaha!!!

She would have been better off letting him finish. You never bother a dude when he trying to bust one off!

Dude should of went to the bathroom if it was that serious. Who the hell beats their meat outside in the backyard.

LMFAO!!!! WHOA!!

He could have at least had the decency to wash his hand before he packed her in the mouth.

LMAO..i can’t…

BE

For real my son would have neva made it to jail..I would haved stabbed him black eye and all…I don’t care if he is a damn retard.
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LOL!

WHOA AHAHA LMA0 OF ALL PLAXE OUT SIDE…ID WOULD HAVE WHOPPED HIS AS 2 THO

Sydney, you off hook!

What do you expect when you name someone “Antwan”?

Wow. Was it really that serious?

@ PeepEye

What do you expect when you name someone “Antwan”?
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That wasn’t a good try. We’ll wipe the slate clean. Try again, and make sure to paste the old one above the new one, so we can see the improvement. 3…2…1…”go”.

wonder which hand he used…

Abort that little heathen?! C’mon folk, we gotta be better than that.

What a loser!! In the backyard?? WTF

Yeah. His daddy should have done what he was doing, but in the toilet.

WTF!!!

all of you in here have masturbated yourself once so shut up.

He was yankin to stray animals and dandelions
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LOL

Yes FL is the only state with messed up stories like this…riiiight. And I’m Nicole Richie.