in the head with a stick

Celibacy is looking real good right about now.

Neither one. Next!!

the question should be:

Who looks more hit?

Who is Keri Hilson?

Yucky.

http://www.theblackactor.com

Jazze Pha and Cee-Lo need to chill on the Planet Wings.

Blast from tha past w/ the shot of Blaque and Ronnie

DeVoe! They had a hit song for a minute back in the 90′s they was cute then I don’t know about them bein cute now LOL

screams like im in church like sister patterson… no

Both of them with a gym membership and a good diet plan!

And who the heck is Keri Hilton??? Does she sing… was she on American Idol?

hahahahhahahahhahahahahhahah i luv this 1….

not even if they were payin me… i have enough batteries for my ‘massager’…. lmao…

I’d hit a gym with them – 24 Hour Fitness, Bally’s, Sports Club L.A., the YMCA…something. These dudes can benefit from a treadmill, stationary bike, Bender Ball, Gut Buster, Thigh Master, Butt Blaster, etc.

You can’t have sex with a dude that big. You’d be riding stomach, gets yours, roll over and go to sleep. He’d be looking over at you, confused, asking, “Baby, when are we gonna start?”

I’d hit a gym with them – 24 Hour Fitness, Bally’s, Sports Club L.A., the YMCA…something. These dudes can benefit from a treadmill, stationary bike, Bender Ball, Gut Buster, Thigh Master, Butt Blaster, etc.

You can’t have sex with a dude that big. You’d be riding stomach, gets yours, roll over and go to sleep. He’d be looking over at you, confused, asking, “Baby, when are we gonna start?

Neither. Plus, what the hell is on the back of Cee Lo’s head?

Many fans voted for them on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named “Searching Millionaire. com”.

eww neither lol

mary j blige said: “I would rather stitch my cooch up”

hahahaahahahahahahaahhaha

Keri Wilson is the singer on Timbo’s ‘The WayI Are’And you all know that this post is all sorts of wrong seriously, who would I hit uh let me see the one that looks less likely to roll over in the middle of the night and eat me lol! NEITHER! Looking like they one breath away from a heart attack. Sweet Minty Jesus be my rod!

i’d hit both of em wit ah brick

I’d hit them both…..with a heavy duty Hummer cause it would take something that wide to get them at the same time!

I would decline a date from both of these gentlemen.

neither cause I don’t like

OOMMPA LOOMPAS

Actually, I would hit Jazzy, he’s a hundred times better looking than Cee-Lo.

Plus he’s not that bad looking in person. That’s just my opinion.

wow@blaque

oh hell no!!

Pow Wow da Don is cute but he needs some facial hair to distract from that cartoon superhero jaw of his.

uhhh

NOPE!

blaque lookin broke as ever.

awww @ polow da don!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS CUTE EVER SINCE I SAW HIM IN THE KP AND ENVY “SHORTY SWING MY WAY” VIDEO!!!!!

@ Merry j Blind

Heh, heh, your husbend aint no looker himself, i wuz lookin yall picher an thankin, i hope they dont breed cuz that wood be one ugly field niggra, heh, heh

Mary, please tear Kracka a new one for insulting you and Kendu!

EWWWWWWWW I wld sooner take Tpain or Trickdaddy

LMAO @ Pow Wow Da Don. Is he Bow Wow’s older brother? It’s Polow Da Don. He doesn’t want a sista. He’s too busy waxing nostalgic about white women and what they “bring to the table.” I can’t even be mad at him, because if Becky and Julie can suck a golf ball through a straw, then we all know why Tiger married Olaf, Inga or whatever her name is.

Auf Wiedersen.

Swami,

you aint right. Makes one wonder why Tiger didnt marry one of his species. I reckon he is the only one left.

Cee-Lo all day long…I seen him on cribs and his wife is gorgeous and was trailing behind him the whole show and it wasn’t a “my man has money to buy me” type thing. She seemed truly in love with that man and he was holding her hand and seemed to treat her with respect.

I’ll take a respectful, hustlin man with money over a good looking one anyday…

None of the above, thank you. Well, maybe if you can replace Polow’s face with another much better looking one.

lol…Alot of the posts are commenting on them because they are fat….um..fat is not the only thing wrong. Cee-lo isn’t cute either and losing weight isnt really going to help that.

Swami

I’d hit a gym with them – 24 Hour Fitness, Bally’s, Sports Club L.A., the YMCA…something. These dudes can benefit from a treadmill, stationary bike, Bender Ball, Gut Buster, Thigh Master, Butt Blaster, etc.

You can’t have sex with a dude that big. You’d be riding stomach, gets yours, roll over and go to sleep. He’d be looking over at you, confused, asking, “Baby, when are we gonna start?

You just made my day! I’m LMAO at work right now. Funny as hell. Oh, I wouldn’t hit neither.

Yea it is @ charcharbinks.

It is where I am. Well drizzling but it is the same ish.

If I was outta town, in disguise, where no one knew me and no one would ever find out, I would hit Cee Lo. He LOOKS grizzly and hard core like he really spent time on the streets. Plus I just really like to crush with “roughians”.

Y’all need to stop this madness right now! JUST STOP IT!!!!!

I’ve officially made it to Oz……

Neither one. Not even at gun point. Not even after being slipped the date rape drug while popping an x tab. Never.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww…..yucky, why would you even ask that question…ewwwwwwww

Not a damn one.

cee-lo! he looks like he’s all about sensual seduction.

Jazze Pha looks like he’s hiding food in his cheeks…maybe some leftover thanksgiving din-din.

I wouldn ot hit neither one because they both look like they just got released from the “nut house”! they look so ridiculous.

I would hit them both with a baseball bat!

Ummm I can actually hear them getting fatter!!! I bet Ceelo cholesterol level is through the roof!!!!

I’m saying this with ALL Seriousness

( IF that’s Possible!!! )

These TWO look like MIDGETS… You could put Minnie ME betwwen then and have A Mini-Oreo Cookie

Why do black women get upset when black men do not like them to be overweight, but they do not like overweight men? Yes, I said it.

Cee-lo is one strong looking and wierdly built dude. Jazze Pha would look alright if he got a gym membership and lost weight.

But back to the question at hand…neither one. Breathing is a necessity and lord knows you wouldn’t be able to breathe up under either one of these 300+ lbs. men (OH MY DAMN)!

should be: ‘Cee-lo is one strange looking and weirdly built dude.’

uuuggghh I’m soooo sick and tired of these damn 80′s themed birthday parties. These celebrities are so late!! We’ve been doing this since our sweet 16 days and I’m 22! And everyone and their mother now is doing it. Can we get something new and original? NEXT!!!

@ Whatchaknoaboutdat?

@ Carolina Girl

Keri Hilson is the girl that is featured on that Timberland Song, “The Way I are” (I think that’s the title. But that is the only thing I think she’s been on…

Are we really serious?

Neither

as much as i love love sex, this one i would have to say ‘nah dawg, that’s all you’ .. unless you lace my weed with angel dust and coke and make me drink 4 mad dog 20/20s and 3 bottles of cisco – then i’d say, quickly stick it in but otherwise, NONE!

Jazze Pha

All I can say is …….WOW! A HOT DAMN MESS!!!! So UNPRETTY. All of these people look real “D List”…not reresentin thea “A” at all!

I would hit them both with a bag of nickels!!

oh shyt…

omg..blast from the past!.. is that the r&b group blaque??? ooo shyt!!! in a million years i never seen them gals…didnt they make like 2 songs then went into hidden? lol.they swear up and down they are still in their early 20s with them hoochie outfits..lmfao

Cee-lo looks like a mini-Predator…

I would become a born again virgin.

Ok, if there was a gun to my head I’d say Jazzy Pha at least I could look him in the eye.

Uhhhh, nan!!

prob commit the worst sin and just end it all

Neither…I would pick death.

BOTH…!!! Yeah I said Both cause Fat boys are the Best CARPET MUNCHERS!!!

WHERE THE HELL HAS “BLAQUE” BEEN FOR ALL THESE DECADES?????????

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