Random Ridiculousness: Underwear Company Offering Peen Insurance For Customers Whose Suffer Severed Sausages

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Underwear Company Offers Insurance For Male Sex Organ

Fellas, if you’ve ever wanted to protect your crown jewels for life, you might want to buy a pair of these underwear.

via Huffington Post

A Montreal-based underwear company has a cockeyed way of getting publicity: By offering a $50,000 pe**s insurance policy to its male customers.

Starting March 15, men who purchase three or more pairs of UNDZ underwear via the company website will get a Lloyd’s Of London insurance policy to be paid out if their sex organ becomes detached from their body.

“A man can get insurance for his car, dog, house, land and life but not for his penis? Well, I thought that was absurd,” UNDZ founder Bernard Dore said in a press release. “UNDZ is making it possible for men all over the world to protect their most important asset and we are excited to have the backing of one of the most prominent insurance companies in the world.”

The nether regions of 16,000 men are injured or detached each year, an UNDZ spokeswoman told The Huffington Post.

SMH.

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