Peen Patrol: Police Shut Down 4 Lanes Of Traffic To Search For Man’s Whacked-Off Wang

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What’s with all these guys getting their peens whacked lately???

Police Shut Down 4 Lanes Of Traffic To Search For Male Sex Organ

Theres been one-too-many stories about guys getting their wangs whacked off this week. Maybe the end of cuffing season is to blame…

via Gawker

After a 40-year-old man was found by the side of the road with his penis severed and nowhere to be found, police shut down 4 lanes of traffic to search for the missing member.

The man was discovered early Thursday morning off the A66 highway in Middlesbrough, U.K., with “wounds to his groin area.” He was taken to the hospital, where he remains in an induced coma.

Police still aren’t sure how the man’s p***s came to be severed. A 22-year-old was arrested on suspicion of assault, but later released on bail.

Hopefully the man will pull through and they’ll find the culprit.

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