FIRST!!!! HAHAHAHAHa

FRRRREEEEEEAAAAAAK

To much airbrushing.

hmmm micheal is a 36-24-46 owwww im in heaven that bytch is fine lmao

Mike knows… tryna look like a white woman is the “in” thing.

Damn! Li’l Kim looks like all kinds of hell in that picture!

Wait. What? That’s WHO?

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNN!!!

now Y’ALL! Leave Michael alone! Bigups to all the original MJ fans who had that poster of him in the yellow vest back in the day! ooh and the thriller jacket if you had it like that… yall know Michael used to R_O_C_K that lil baby hair! Man, if you told me Prince was better than MJ back in the day we’d be tusslin’!lol

I’m still try’n to figure out the hairdo thing.

MIKE SHOULD BE IN A ROOM WITH ONE BED A SMALL TABLE IN THE CORNER AND NO WINDOWS EXCEPT THE SMALL ONE IN THE DOOR TO PUT THE FOOD TRAY IN GET MEDS EVERY TIME HE WANTS A MAGAZINE FOR MACY’S KIDS A JACKET WITH THE ARMS WRAP TIGHT AND A SMALL STOOL IN THE CORNER….YEAH THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT! DO ANY BODY AGREE???

Mike’s hair/wig game is pretty tight.

I thought from the title that Michael was on the cover. All I saw was a beautiful white woman. Where is he at? Did I miss something?

That is Jessica Simpson on the cover, lol.

They’ve done something with her face.

She looks:

particularly womanish

her features are more softer; less severe than usual

and I think they plumped up her face

http://www.theblackactor.com

Did he get lip injections?

LOL@ “Jet Beauty of the Week”… MJ’s lacefront game is on point though…

so…

he goes from “black” to “white” to “white wanting to be black?”

^^^^You crazy ISSMH

some of ya’ll really need to PLAY YOUR POSITION

Kells is not a molester but Jacko is?

get off the fence

I wonder what color blush he’s wearing, he looks so pretty and peaceful…so they photoshopped out the coffin I see… LMAO

in my yin yang twins voice

*daMMmn! that bish is fine*

SKEET SKEET SKEET

Tang game sooo proper…HE is the lacefront KANG trina take notes!

PaigeyWaigey I am *dead* @coffin photoshop

walking dead indeed….

mike need to take his weird a## back into hiding. He will never make a comeback

Mike meeds some blond highlights…that would make “it” (whatever the fucc he is trying to be) more beweavable.

REMY MA NEEDS TO STEAL MIKE’S STYLIST….CUZ DAMN!

IF YOU PUT THEM TWO NEXT TO EACH OTHER HOW MANY MEN ARE GONNA PICK REMY…

BE REAL GUYS…COME ON NOW…

LMAO

WeSSide Eviscer8r

Mike knows… tryna look like a white woman is the “in” thing.

*******

You kill me with your posts. LOL….*sigh* sad but true.

Interesting picture. What material is his jacket made out of? I know its not velvet.

He should also be on the cover of Sophisticate’s Black Hair Magazine.

MAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN, STOP EFFIN PLAYIN!!!. Thats not him. Where is Jesus? Why hasnt he taken the wheel???

Oh my!!!!

He looks just like janet

Bmama, too FUNNY. LMAO

I see Mama Tina got a new client

GOLD!

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BALTIMORE!

GRABS MICKIT HAND AND SINGS JESUS ,OH JESUS WHERE ARE YOU PORFAVOR THE WHEEELOOO NOW IN ENGLISH TAKE THAT WHEEL????

on the real…

mike is the man. can’t take that from him. as hard as he tries

LMAO @ ISSMH

PORFAVOR THE WHEEELOOO NOW IN ENGLISH TAKE THAT WHEEL????

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ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

EFFin *FLOORED*

BILLIE JEAN IS STILL MY ISH!

Oddly enough, my eyes automatically went to his chest expecting to see some “man-humps”.

WTF?

OH OH AND P.Y.T

HAHAHAHA… Damn I know thats a wig they call it Shayla where im from, Silky 1B loving it!!

Don’t stop til ya get enuff

ROLLS ON THE FLOOR GETS UP AND DUST OFF OUTFIT SITS BACK AT DESK AND DRINKS COFFEE

LMMFAO @ ISSMH . . as hard as he tries. LOL lOL LOL LOL LOL LoLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLO LOLO . . . .whoa, let me slow down(stops to take deep breath) te he teh LAAAAAAAAAAALLAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA LOLOLOLOLOLO LAWDY

For MJ, photoshop is a wonderfull thing.

LOL at the special double issue. SupaPamphlet

Michael is definitely makin’ it rain on these hoes. beyonce, are you listening?

TELL EM WHY U MAD SON TELL EM WHY YOU MAD

LMMFAO OVER AND OVER AGAIN . . . . PLEASE STOP IT!! I CANT TAKE IT NO MO

is it me or has his mouth gotten wider???

takes dollars out and makes it rain on micheal jackson head ( go mr jackson , go mr jackson)

the magic of airbrushing

mrs sexcee?????

lmmfao

Michael need to give Beyonce a tip on Lacefronts and covering FLAPS. This man can move in any way shape or form and his flaps are stationary and have you seen how he moves his hips? No flaps allowed. Tip no. 1 for yonce. And second tip for yonce, stop showing your lace front edges…geeze! This is how you wear GOLD people! No flaps showing!

All jokes aside, that is a cute ass wig and makes for a hot new hairstyle..

just goes to show you…money can’t buy you fashion sense.

Kat looks great!

Lookin to hear that album….He’s gotta know that the expectations are p-r-e-e-t-y high. He better come wit-it!

think

obama 08′

http://www.blackwiz.biz

i stay smh thats what im doing whule looking at mr jackson ( kat williams voice) lol

while

I love Mike! Will definitely buy tickets if he and his brothers decide to tour next year…

Prettiest flat chested white woman I’ve ever seen.

Nowa daze, white woman aint the thing. I wonder how Li Kim and Jacko gonna keep up?

lip injections and botox

I never knew a guy’s hair game can look BOUNCY

. . . and I guess, tanning???

off the subject but……..eff o dot for writing me back and i wasnt online to plead my case eff you ho dot eff you with a spoon and hot wax , eff you ho dot for not making it tip drill lmao

Classic headline. So Michael is black now, I guess he figures R Kelly is stil supported. And you negros question the blackness of Obama. I am about to asked to be traded in the racial draft.

no comment on his looks. i still like michael’s music from back in the day. is he trying to come back to the black community again, he’s been in essence now jet? what’s next, vibe magazine? LOL

BWAHAHAHA @ all yall haters….Mike’s hair is the fiyah! Fukking up the lacefront game!

mrs,

that was like a year ago lol

you got served

Who in the hell told him to steal what’s her face’s gold lame` look?????

He jacks everybody’s swag, huh????

Got jokes???

MJ’s lace front is on point.. better than Mary’s and Beyaki’s!

I bet Baby thinks Michael looks great…OOPS! I meant Lil Wayne, but not in a homo way….

I THANK THE LORD FOR NOT DRINKING ANYTHING WHEN I FIRST LOOKED AT THAT HEADLINE…..

IF HE STARTS WEARING A BLONDE WIG, I’M PACKING IT UP & CALLING IT A WRAP.

HAHAHA JET BEAUTY

PHOTSHOP IS A HELL OF A DRUG

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CHECK THA

NEW TRACKS “SMOKED OUT” & “MISS CARWASH”

sooooo WHHHAT HO DOT I GOT DOLLARS I WANNA MAKE IT RAIN ON U HO DOT

BOOOO 100

thank u mama thank u yes yes eff outta here pops bottle of cristal makes it rain on jacko

I’m with Katt Williams on MJ

CAUUTEE!!! let me find out that Michael Jackson got his mulato woman swag on!!!!!! GO GIRL…WORK

I think mrssexcee1bornN83′ just might be legally retarded.

squishy,

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT NOTICED

Dag! Even the smile looks airbrushed. His weave game’s on point though.

I dont think thats a lace front… looks like one hell of a perm…

Squishy…

make is PC and then I’ll concur

I think mrssexcee1bornN83′ must might be legally MENTALLY CHALLENGED!!! I couldn’t understand anything she was trying to say

lmao, yall outta pocket for that!!!!!!!!!! i was DYIIINNNNNN when i saw this!!!!

Why does Mike have all that “sway” in his back?? This is a photoshopped mess!

I BET MICHEAL HES 5000 COPIES OF THIS PICTURE AND HEBE “HE HE HE’N”!!! ALL OVER HIS HOUSE THINKING “WOW!” BELIVING HE REALLY LOOKS LIKE THAT!!!

yall leave mrssexcee1(no homo) ALONE! it is not nice to call ppl names…now with that said listen heffa don’t be trash talkin the hubby, okay?

LOL

FAW!!!!!!!!!!HI!!!

Squishy d shut the h e double hockey stick up lol

Who the hell is that white woman? It’s a damn shame that we as black people still support MJ and that we are proud of him. MJ is a disgrace to the black race.

@dc…LOL..you must be an OG fan b/c that was my FAV poster back in the day!!! He does look like a pretty white woman…Miss America fo real. Po Mike.

Ebony and Jet both need A MAKEOVER or better yet, a TAKEOVER! They publish articles fit for 6th graders. Do they even have a working editor b/c last month Michael’s comments about James Brown were published 2-3 times…IN THE SAME ARTICLE! I’m no magazine exec, but c’mON!

And seeing that the Editor’s on break, same goes for the publisher. My mother still has a subscription she STOPPED paying for 3 years ago which is how I know about James Brown x3, and am able to still crack up over the 50 most successful bachelors or bachelorettes who would have NEVER made the cut had they not claimed to be Baptist, Pentecostal, etc. I thought things would shake up after Papa Johnson moved on.

As for this month’s Jet cover, just goes to prove they think we’re all a bunch of morons.

This is the best I’ve seen Michael Jackson from since he has turned white.

Ya’ll are wrong for that title, but it was funny as hell. LMAO

I don’t care what none of ya’ll say. Mike is still da baddest b*tch in da game! Take that Ne-Yo, Usher and Chris Brown! LOL

I love me some Michael, but he looks like a caucasian woman to me.

Lol @ Mrs Sexcee. And now in French…Jesus, s’il vous plait…take zee veeel! ROTFLMAO.

The following people will be receiving a free issue of Jet magazine featuring MJ on the cover:

1. Tyra Banks

2. Beyonce Knowles

3. Tina Knowles

4. Solange Knowles

5. Matthew Knowles (just in case0

6. Lil’ Kim

7. Remy Ma(n)

8. Trina

9. Sanaa Lathan (Zulu in the front, China in the back)

10. Joy Bryant (See #9)

11. Al Sharpton

12. James Brown (If he was still alive. R.I.P.)

13. Condoleeza Rice

14. Michelle Obama

15. Oprah Winfrey

16. Gayle King

17. Snoop Dogg’s wife, Chante Broadus

18. Keyshia Cole’s sister, Neffe (See #9 and #10)

19. Ciara

20. Britney Spears.

We reserve the right to add both celebrities and non-celebrities to this list. If your name is on this list, don’t hate the poster, fire your hairstylist and page Michael Jackson collect in Bahrain.

You’re welcome.

Is it me or is he looking more manly?

MJ looks like Judge Hatchett.

Michael bought that jacket from Chico’s. I saw it in my mom’s catalog.

Got the Lace-front wig game on LOCK!

@ Westside………….best post ever!

(Folks, now that’s a plan)

uh, mike has the lacefront game on lock right about now. Next

@ WeSSide Eviscer8r @ an androgynous visionary *winks at sane readers* such as urself needs to be on the cover of Marie Claire, Jane, Elle or Glamour. I mean, who else is a better Cosmo Girl, than u?! If u can be Jet Beauty of the Week, you can definitely be a Cosmo Girl! Jet Beauty of the Weeks do not even receive compensation! Come on, Mike!

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@ Go to Nancy Grace and Larry King cause they look more dead than u, and u can arose more sympathy from the public, sittin next to those corpses. Truss…

*DEAD*__________ flatline________________________

Swami

I don’t think Lil Kim should receive this issue….We don’t need her getting anymore ideas.

If my own hair didn’t look decent, I’d be straight hating. He has been workin the lacefront for real!!!

so i guess,,

god got it wrong when he was born,,

he actually was supposed to be born a hideous white woman,,

despite him being born from a black woman,,,

oh,,

i get it now…….

Dam he is pretty when they Photoshop his ass. In real life I’m sure he looks like Lil Kim

@ Ya Mama bizy and WeSSide Eviscer8r

PREACH! Ebony and Jet long stopped hooking on phonics. and don’t get me buggin on the sad sistuh Jet centerfold on a rock.

Well, he finally turned into a woman…..a white one.

@ Bones and Nubian:

TY.

Somebody gotta get thru!!!

LOL!!!

i love his smile…heavy photoshopping but it’s a good look…

Ok. This is the worst photo-shopping I have ever seen. Michael’s face is so smushed and round that he’s almost unrecognizable.

He does look pretty…

…pretty scary, if u ask me.

MJ looks like 17 years old japan’s kid

I love Micheal and he looks pretty. Just like a Japanese manga. Most Japanese guys look like this naturally.They are simply beautiful men.

Click here to see what’s going on in Tokyo’s music now:

http://www.geocities.com/moviemadentertainment/images/MovieMadEntertainmentblog.html

Gee, mommy, that white lady has no boobs!!!

@mrssexcee1bornN83′

That cracked me up. I was in stitches.

I loved michael growing up, but that was then and this is now I know what his like – it disgusts me to think how much i would have love to have met him as a little kid- had no idea of the danger.

“I got a cola, ya’ll can’t have none of. I got a cola and there’s only enough for one. I got a cola, ya’ll can’t have a god damn sip…..”

First person to guess which album this interlude is from gets a free half used pencil, paper clip aaaaaaaaand a piece of A4 paper. Calm down

It may take up to seven months if ever for you to recieve your prize’s

You’ll should know this

P&P not in cluded

he looks like an 11 year old girl….breast buds included

why is he on black magazines he anit even black (no more) Ebony and Jet need to be updated stop butting old black celebs that no one cares about anymore how many black people still read jet anyways

Prince Donte, his Ebony magazine cover was their best selling in years. Yeah, I guess no one cares about “old black people” anymore lmao. Today’s youth.

Re:

“It’s a damn shame that we as black people still support MJ and that we are proud of him. MJ is a disgrace to the black race.”

You know whats a damn shame? Let me tell you why…

Listen. What has Michael Jackson done for the black community? A lot. Much more than any of these so called “black” artists you crank on your radio has. He shelled out cash to save Gary, Indiana (his hometown). Bought, than donated new textbooks for inner city kids in L.A. NJ and NYC. He brought those under privileged and inner city kids to Neverland with their families in bus loads to get out the house, to see other places, to have fun. It sounds simple, but how many children, black children, don’t even have that? When he bought the Sony/ATV catalog, all the black artists on it, he gave them their publishing back. Including the originator Little Richard. He owns the rights of The Beatles and Elvis Presley back catalog and has musically surpassed them both himself. (They’ve been trying to take that catalog away from him for a REASON. As a black man, he crossed his “place” by buying The Beatles catalog in 1984. That is the only reason). There were black churches that were burned down that he paid to be rebuilt. He frequents Africa where he visits the orphanages, so on and so forth.

Michael Jackson didn’t abandon the black community. Our community turned their back on him. We’ll support artists who haven’t done anything but EMBARRASS us, yet when it comes to Michael, it’s a different story. We’ll defend a “R.Kelly” type before we defend Michael Jackson, and THAT is a shame. The so-called figure of black hatred was crowned a King in Africa in 1992. And that this alleged self-hating man idolizes James Brown since his youth, who is the epitome of black pride. And James Brown has given Michael Jackson his Godblessing. He loves him, and MJ loves him back. That speaks for itself solely.

MJ in Africa

watch?v=-0PTR7Yrh3o

Disgrace to the black community?

All I have to say to that statement is…

LOL!

She’s so purdy. (eyes glazed over from all of the gold) When I grow up, I want a lacefront like that. Take notes Beyonce’*Sigh*

oh my damn! can he be anymore mother of the bride!?!

POURQUOI Michael jackson est-il devenu Blanc?

parce que c’est un Malade Mental et qu’il est outrageusement rich? il pense qu’il vaut mieux etre blanc que Noir.

Dayum He doesn’t look like that! He was photoshopped to look like an 80′s version of MJ. Let’s see the real man, C’mon people!

still has to cover his face with a wig ……. sad

daddy should have beat him harder

Too the person who said all the things he done. Here the thing, right………….

Would you trust him with your kids? Would you?

Michael Jackson is The King. hes a legend and he looks awesome.

WTFFFF Billion comments of hate, if u don’t like him stop spend all day here yo’ stupid dumbasses.

MJ is the king!!!!!!!!

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