Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Another Loss
Posted by Bossip Staff
Wow, we were hoping we could go a week without reporting that someone has passed away. TMZ is reporting that Ike Turner, 76, has died in his California home outside of San Diego.
So much for that potential reality show he had in the works, now that would have been interesting. R.I.P. Ike.
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damn! so long ike!
OH SNAP.
2007 is seriously the worst *****ing year for nearly everyone I know.
I wonder if Tina’s coming to that funeral??
I don’t think so.
Sad…. R.I.P Ike…. I wonder if Tina Turner will be present at the funeral
WELL..UMM…WHAT CAN U SAY?he lived a long time
Oh My…
R.I.P.
wow didn’t even see this one coming.
R.I.P
looks like Bobby Brown’s daddy
R.I.P
2007 what a year.
i hope he asked god to forgive him for his sins before he died! rip
DAMN….
POOR IKE.
I KNOW OUTSIDE ALL THE BULL HIM AND TINA WENT THROUGH I KNOW SHE’S UPSET!
R.I.P.
SAD.
I hate Bossip for making me LOL at work. WTH with that picture.
LOL @ Daddy0
RIP IKE
BOSSIP yal know yal wrong for that pic of IKE. Yal could have gotten a better image of that man.
LOL
People will miss Ike? Ok. Tina would come she’s too cl*****y not to but then again from what I’ve read they haven’t been in contact in decades.
daddyo, you aint lyin! i was scrolling down the pic and it looked like bobby brown’s head. i already read the headline and was thinkin “bobbay noooooooooo!!!” phew!
r.i.p. ike.
Whoa he’s dead
R.I.P. i hope st. peter let’s him in…
I thought I was lookin at Bobby Brown.LOL
RIP Ike T.
I guess he couldn’t beat death…
Sad!! the list just keeps gettin’ longer and longer…….and the year aint even over!!
RIP Ike
From Bossip
Wow, we were hoping we could go a week without reporting that someone has p*****ed away.
^^^Pulleezz Bossip can’t go a week without posting a Beyonce pic let only someone dying. SMMFH
Why does Ike Truner look like Martain Lawrence daddy, it that what Old Marty Marty gone look like when he is 70yr old. whoo whoo whoo.
One last thing did they bury Ike with his imfamous boot. I can picture it now, him layed out with his boot on his chest.
In memory of Ike Turner and his imfamous words..eat the cake AnnaMae. RIP Ike Turner.
Can anybody account for Tina’s whereabouts at the time of his death? RIP
Double check Tina’s alibi
Snickers why you got that picture up? LOL LMAO
Anna May you goin to sing the song like I told ya too
Damn! No one could beat a *****es ***** like Ike. He’ll be missed. RIP.
R.I.P
The man is deceased. Please show some respect. Y’all dont know what went on behind closed doors. The brother had some issues but who dont? God bless Ike Turner, R.I.P.
Sing it slow with me…..
Ike is rollin…rollin…rollin on the riverrrrrrrr.
Rest Ike.
bossip yall could have used a betta pic… lol
rip ike u guys know tina gonna come to his funeral just to do the chicken noodle soup dance on his grave
RIP IKE
DADDY-O!
2 I LOVE….SNICKERS
YOUR GRAVATAR PICS BE KILLIN’ ME!
I THINK THEY ARE SOOOOOOO DAMN FUNNY!
BOBBY BROWN WITH HIS BLOATED FACE!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
DADDYO
I guess he couldn’t beat death…
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YOU need a beatin!
Damn, Anna Mae! 1st Pimp C and now Ike. I don’t think the Ho’s is Scared!!, I think Pimpin is Dead!! U know these things come in 3’s. Tell Bishop Don Majic Jaun to be careful.
SMH.
Work boo… crazy work
RIP Ike Turner.
Damn, Damn, Damn !!!!
I Stay SMH is 2 busy 4 this Shyt
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YOU need a beatin!
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Oooh, you promise?
R.I.P. Ike Turner
Damn this is so sad. Thoughts and prayers to him and his family. Maybe we shouldn’t laugh so much when we see these young stars getting caught on tape doing the same things he did and died doing. We all laugh at Britney and Amy Winehouse, but thats not funny ya’ll!
R.I.P. Brotha Ike. Thanks for the music.
an innovator 4 reals…fucc what u heard…there are two sides to err story.
RIP to a real musician and o.g. performer of the highest (*blinks*) order.
p.s. and i am a sista. ike, musically, was ’bout it.
@Harry Potter
LOL Man you hella crazy. Ike was a pimp 4 real.
@Bones Jordan
You are right. I take back all my negative remarks
RIP IKE
Yall are so fake! When he was beatin Tina’s *****, yall aint give a ***** about him. Rest in Peace? Why? He didn’t let Tina Turner LIVE IN PEACE! ***** em.
May God rest his soul and bring peace to his family…
SAD…RIP IKE
RIP, He was a talented musician, I wonder if Etta Mae is coming to the funeral
Dang! He was so fine!
A true MASTER – Part of the reason I LOVE ROCK & ROLL so much ’cause of this brother. This is where rock comes from ***** rap this man is responsible for its origin.
Whew to be a black woman in this world – I LOVE IKE (he gave us rocak & Roll, Funk, rap, etc. but he beat my *****?!!)
@CCC
rip ike u guys know tina gonna come to his funeral just to do the chicken noodle soup dance on his grave
^^^Shyt more like the Running Man. Booooooooo To Me Im sorry(holds head down in shame)
M-DADDY
I know how it looks, but in all honesty I put Bobby up before I read this story, I really wasn’t trynna make fun……
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*****CATFUN you crazy!!
Damn, another part of my childhood gone! R.I.P. Ike. Ike and Tina Turner was the ***** back in the day and when they appeared on the Ed Sullivan show, it was a wrap, turned the whole damned show out! Plus, there weren’t that many Blacks on TV then. A true pioneer. No matter how you feel about him, Ike was one kick ***** musician who paved the way and set a lot of trends. Rest In Peace, soldier, now you and brother James can really take it to the bridge!!!
RIP Ike.
@STFU
2007 is seriously the worst *****ing year for nearly everyone I know.
Cosign.
“Eat the cake, Anna Mae”
RIP
oh he was soooooo fine!!!
@ BossLady
Why this lady at my job say the same thing. Here is how the conversation went:
ME: Hey yall Ike Turner just died
LADY: Good he should have died a long time ago ***** HIM!!!
@ Boss Lady
Hey Stupid! It’s called respect for the recently deceased. Just like if you were to choke to death on your bull***** and BOSSIP was to announce it, we would probably respond in kind, by wishing to safe p*****age to heaven (or in your case hell) to be greeted by Ike, who will subsequently bend you over and ***** you in your ***** for being so disrespectful.
“Rocket 88″ RIP
I bet Tina could care less !
Dayum…I wonder if Tina’s going to the funeral too. Won’t that be some shyt!
They just reported that he died over a crack-cocaine overdose. I don’t get it he has fame and money and he doing stipid ***** ***** like this. This should be a wake up call to Amy Winehouse and Bobby and Whitney. Every legend goes out in style, when he took his last hit off the pipe did he do the Harlem Shakedown. (bows head, yes I am ashamed of myself)
@ BossLady
Were u there? I’m sure that the greatest reason that movie got off the drawing board and into theaters was because it portrayed Ike as a stone cold fool. No, I wasn’t there either but I got to hang out with Ike not once, but twice, and he was one ol skool cool azz cat…a pure gentleman thru and thru. rewind that damn movie in which u r referring…it portrays phil spector as a savior of sorts—at least as a good guy compared to Ike…come on, now. i guess u gotta man…if u do, u should know that no one else knows what really goes on between u & him ‘cept for u & him. furthermore, both TeeTee (funny, I would NEVER continue carrying the name of a so-called monster for nathan) and IkeTee said there were more GOOD TIMES than bad, but that isn’t what sells movies.
OK…is it just me, or am I the only one that notices he is wearing a Pentagram (The most SATANIC symbol known!) around his neck and also what appears to be Jesus on the cross at the same time!!!! WTH??!! AM I SEEING THANGS????
Okay I stole this from another blog. Imfamous words by Ike Turner
Ike: ‘She can have everything else, but the name, the name stays home. My daddy’s blood on that name’
Judge: ‘Instruct your client to remove his sungl*****es’
Ike: ‘He ain’t got to instruct me to do nothing’
And can’t forget
Tina: ” I’m trying to help, Ike.”
Ike: ” You trying to help Ike? YOU TRYING TO HELP IKE? I Ain’t the one that needs help! YOU THE ONE THAT NEEDS HELP
H-town, that’s the Star of David.
CHRISTIAN THIS DAY “SLAP-A-***** DAY”-REMEMBER USE YOUR BACK HAND…PEACE
Unless he accepted Jesus in His life as his savior..(Which I seriously doubt, especially since early reports are that he died from a crack overdose)IKE will be Hitler’s jumpoff in Hell..
P.S. Somebody please cosign for me that I’m not just seeing things with that pentagram AND the cross..SMH
IKE MADE TINA, HE BEAT THAT GIRL INTO A STAR… WE SHOULD PRAISE HIM HE MADE A SOMEBODY OUT OF *****ODY…
…IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEBODY PUT HANDS ON THEY *****
@ 1st of all
Can we slap a man on slap a ***** day? I already got mines ready, back hand dip split a *****es lip. LMFAO
Open hand, close hand smack a hoe again. LOL
RIP Ike Turner!!! Rollin down the river.
OK…I still say THAT is a pentagram. And even if it is the star of David, How can he be mixed up enough to wear both??
Nam Myoho Renge Kyo
Damn shame you don’t know which site to believe. I can believe hes dead but dang why Mediafakeout has done an autopsy already on this man and has already posted: IKE TURNER P*****ED AWAY FROM CRACK-COCAINE OVERDOSE WE KNOW THIS FOR A FACT!! Again I say damn shame SMH!
TMZ.COM reports that may have possibly died in his sleep……
TMZ.COM reports that he may have possibly died in his sleep……
@1st OF ALL…
IKE MADE TINA, HE BEAT THAT GIRL INTO A STAR… WE SHOULD PRAISE HIM HE MADE A SOMEBODY OUT OF *****ODY…
…IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEBODY PUT HANDS ON THEY *****
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hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaa
THATS SOMETHING LIKE A COMMENT I SAID BEFORE…
EFF THE JACKSONS FOR NOT APPRECITING A GOOD ***** WHOOPIN
!!!!
APPRECIATING…OOPS
I NEED MY ***** WHOOPED FOR THE TYPO..LOL
HOOWAAAAAYYY!! DA WABBIT KICKED DA BUCKET! Da wabbit kicked da bucket, da bucket, da bucket kicked da wabbit, da wabbit…
R.I.P
Ike Turner and the Ikettes!!!
RIP. He did look like Bobby Brown in that pic tho! Bossip u no ur being mean for puttin up that pic. I hope hes repented/changed before he p*****ed, cos to put it nicely, he wernt a nice man!!
Hope he made peace
Y’all is soooooo wrong on soooom many levels!!!!!
Lol!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!
Y’all going to hell with gasoline thongs on!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FAW—
Ima check back in when I get back to work. I hope you’re still logged in.
LOSS?! now hes on his way to hell, May god forgive me for sayin that but when I hear his name all I think is Woman Beater and drug addict, the world is better without him……….
BossLady
Yall are so fake! When he was beatin Tina’s *****, yall aint give a ***** about him. Rest in Peace? Why? He didn’t let Tina Turner LIVE IN PEACE! ***** em.
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When he was beating Tina’s ***** people were jamming on their music. Didn’t *****ody give a damn what he was doing to Tina as long as the hits kept coming. Ike didn’t earn widescale hatred until the movie came out.
The fact remains that ***** was 30 years ago. Get over it. I have not one doubt in my mind that Tina has. How much you wanna bet she’ll pay for the funeral?
I’m w/ BRID on this one, you can’t stay mad 4 ever Boss Lady, it’s bad for the soul.
The media always talk about the beatings he gave Tina, but never credit this man with creating the first rock n roll song. How sad!
EAT THE *****IN’ CAKE ANNIE MAE!r.i.p Ike
A website that rhymes with pediawakeshout said Ike died of a crack-cocaine overdose.
Ike was still doing gigs in California. Wont speculate on anything though. RIP Ike
I wonder will he get his Ike Turner Day now?
@M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh…RIP IKE.
i hope ike is remember for being a musical genius not woman beating *****hole .rip ike
My bad. I thought Tina was over it. She just released a very cold statement via her publicist so I guess she won’t be going to the funeral.
DAMN WE GONNA MISS IKE IM BOUT TO GO WATCH THAT MOVIE RIGHT NOW WHATS LOVE GOTTA DO WIT IT YALL KNOW THAT MOVIE WAS FUNNY ***** HELL…EAT THE CAKE LIKE I TOLD YA
The End is Near.for ALL of us cause we took Gods gift and TRASHED IT.
Big Shout out to All the DEAD RACISTS!
Etta Mae didn’t go to her mom’s funeral so you know she won’t show for Ike’s.
First Rick James, then James Brown, now Ike. It’s hard out there for a pimp. Take note Bobby B.
Sad to say. I don’t really care, God Bless me. He was not a good person, Tina refused to even commment, stateing, she had not really seen him in almost 30 years. Hmmmmm, by
May god rest his soul and may Tina come to his wake, view his casket and slap the hell outta his face.
kit
i hope ike is remember for being a musical genius not woman beating *****hole .rip ike
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But that is what he was. A evil wife beater. Just because he had a high profile careere dose not mean he was a evil person. Prist, lawyers, doctors, etc.. are abusers, why should that make him an OK person. Just becuase he was famous. Plllllllease.
R.I.P. Death is never easy no matter what type of life you lived. May God be with his family at the difficult time.
DAPHNEYVETTE
I agree
Bird
“She just released a very cold statement via her publicist”
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what did she say?? where can we find it?
I know, right??!!! What did she say?????????????
MDaddy–
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You know the routine!
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Do NOT p***** go, do NOT collect $200.00!!! Lol!!
ike ike ike..smh…o well (there was my second of silence)CO SIGN WIT QUI-QUI
R.I.P
what a year
@ I love..’Snickers’
TeeTee was like, thru her reps, she was like (paraphrazn google news), “Yeah and…now what? That ***** was dead 35 years ago. i’m threw.”
* hangs head in disappointment*
* lifts head in admiration cause TeeTee is too cold wit it!*
p.s i c u over there 1tru!!! CUT IT OUT!!!!! LOL!
rest in hell, ike! can’t stand an effing wife beater. wanna know another wife beater? marcus chong! that’s right, i’m outing him! cowards!
“The most satanic symbol known?”
Are you RETARDED, H-town? How the ***** are you on the internet and you can’t tell basic shapes apart?! Pop quiz, smart guy – how many corners does a circle have? I’ll come back in an hour to see if you’ve answered yet.
Way to improve the perception of the race…
WeSSide Eviscer8r
“she was like (paraphrazn google news), “Yeah and…now what? That ***** was dead 35 years ago. i’m threw.”
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stop playin’!! did she really say that??
@ anonymous
who is marcus chong you outing as a wifebeater
@I Am A 80’s Baby.. lol at the runnin man
lets update it a bit how bout dat soulja boy dance
*asks God for forgiveness*
WeSSide
Nevermind…I shoulda known you was full of it when you spelled through “threw”………….aaahaaa!!
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but this is all her rep is sayin:
“Tina is aware that Ike p*****ed away earlier today. She has not had any contact with him in 35 years. No further comment will be made.”
On TMZ it says that Tina knows about Ike’s death and that she hasn’t spoken to him in 35 years…LOL Dayum Tina!
WeSSide Eviscer8r
Where you at????????
WTH is errbody tonight?
LIB—
Wesssssssiiiiidddde?
Cuba?
nahnah?
Damn! I guess I’ve got to do some work, then!
Tina don’t give a shyt…LOL
@ I love…’Snickers’
AH HAHAHA! yes “threw” was the clue! YOU WIN!!!!!! ( i did say tho, i was paraphrazn!!). What i’m tryin to figure out is Y u KILLING me w/the that’s so-raven-RIP-avi? WTF?!!LOL!
@ 1tru…THEY MADE ME DO SOME EMM EFF WORK “ROUND THIS BEYATCH. besides, folks r still on topic…they ain’t ready for u yet!!!! *starts asking the opening acts/half-time performers to look at the clock…1tru has been seen in the building*
I know Ike is in heaven chocking a ***** out as we speak. Rest in peace, Ike…and put some stank on it!
just jokes!
but
that’s so-raven-RIP-avi? huh..what, where that come from?
Lol, right???
Naw, I don’t think there ready for 1Tru tonight. I think in the memory of a dead woman beater, I’ll stay on topic. But come tomorrow night–”some-some-sombody’s ge…ge..ge….ge…get…ge..g…g…g…ge.getting…knoc…kno…knoc..knocked.. the ffff-f-u-u-u-cccc out!”
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Or, all I have to do is type something then put R.I.P. behind it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwwwaaaahhhhahahahahahahaha!
I’m sick wit’ it!! Lmao!!!!!
@i love…’Snickers’–
I’m lovin’ your gravvie! no homo and R.I.P.
ROTFLMATFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m headed back to the Tasia thread to check and see if I gotta cyber slap a hoe!
no homo and R.I.P.!!!!
@ Zero Soul…
Speaking of perception of a race, Zero…what is it about that symbol that has you needing to jump out the shadows…rubbing your hands together because you sensed weakness and wanted to CAPITALIZE on it?
1Tru
you stoopid!!
That’s So Raven= u can c in the future!
avi = gravatar
Bobby BrOWN= next RIP!!!!
WeSSide
ooooh ok!! d*mn, I think I just had a Jessica Simpson moment……
…you aint right! so whatchu trynna say?? Bobby aint gon’ make it through the year?? that’s coldblooded!!
I love…
all i’m sayin is…Bobby Brown better slow down or he will be next! Unfortunately, he doesn’t have the catalog that Ike Turner had and Whitney was kicking HIS azz, but he better quit playin w/that yay.
Sad news!!! Ike will surely b missed
When I was a kid, only three things could get my whole family to gather around the TV: watching the screaming women on the Tom Jones show and hoping that someone would cry … or better yet, faint; seeing Flip Wilson strut on air as Geraldine; and hearing Tina Turner belt out “Proud Mary.” She’s a strong woman, to survived so much fear and pain.
whoops … to HAVE survived
WeSSide
you right, but let Bobby tell he don’t have a drug prob. and his career has been pickin’ up steam lately…..yea ok……..bein’ in denial is a B*TCH!!!!
*let Bobby tell it*
When I was a kid, only three things could get my whole family to gather around the TV: watching the screaming women on the Tom Jones show and hoping that someone would cry … or better yet, faint; seeing Flip Wilson strut on air as Geraldine; and hearing Tina Turner belt out “Proud Mary.” She’s a strong woman, to survived so much fear and pain.
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@ Trudi
Damn! how old r U????? Gurl, it’s cool here, but don’t tell *****ody else that story!
Ike, I’m so sorry to hear about your death. It tears me up inside because you were such an inspiration and a
**{thinkin}wait!! is this that mu’*****ka that beat his black mississipi british wife??**
Aww, damn ‘nat Ike *****it- rock’a bye baby!!
CUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
R.I.P Ike!!! This man was the *****!!!
@ H-town
It’s not a pentagram it’s the Star of David (Jewish).
WeeeeeeeeeeeSssssssssssssssssIDdddddddddddeeeeeeeeeE!!
@ beantown chick
Brother Mouzone already beat you to it a few hours ago by answering H-Town. I guess he was still skeptical.
I just dont care, is that wrong? My bad.
*hears Cuba’s footsteps in parlor*
CUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Oh, well, I can’t really blame Tina if she does not attend the funeral, etc. Didn’t they have several children together? If so, where are they and do they keep in contact with Tina and did they keep in contact with Ike before he p*****ed away? Anyway, like I said, I can’t really blame Tina if she chose not to attend his funeral, but there are always two sides to a story as far as their real relationship goes(back in the day).
Calm down. I didn’t refer to his musical achievements or what Tina Turner felt about him. What I said was it is a shame that YALL acting like yall knew that he actually did something outside of beat Tina’s *****. All of a sudden, it’s rest in peace. But everyone is still making the ‘eat the cake, Anna Mae’ joke as if that is some kinda bigup.
@ Brother Mouzone-
You act like you gotta be someone special to die. Or like when you die, you all of a sudden become pure. I bet you go to every Tom, *****, and Harry’s funeral that you hear of, don’t you? For what? To say you did something for the deceased, right? Wrong. In reality, you only went to show your face.
@ Cuba
one of these days i will get to ask u y TeeTee gotta be a “black mississippi british” woman? LOLOLOLOL. i remember that…wondering where she picked that accent up from?!
Rip Mr. Ike
Bossip, yall some just wrong for this sweaty ***** pic. I didnt kno he was Jewish too.
Yall keep saying its 2 sides 2 every story but Mr Saint I mean Ike wrote n his book that he beat her 2 the ground but didn’t know @ the time he wuz doing it n he slapped her around a few times BUT he goes on 2 say I’m not a woman/wife beater……these r his words
2 sides 2 every story well hell the man admitted to beating her azz 2 the ground but didn’t know he wuz doing it @ the time, he also said he slapped her around a few times, BUT this is the kicker he said he’s not a woman/wife beater……this info iz n his book
so what
another abusive mother*****er is dead
if he wasnt a great musician, would anyone give a *****?
no one should be abused and no one has the right to abuse others. i dont give two *****s that this jack***** is dead
my world is not a “sadder” place because some wife-beater is dead. *****.
even tho i dont like that pic ive seen it in maaaaaad publications already while talking about his death.(like damn, pimp C had a better pic up and he was a druggie ex con)
but anyways. too bad for ike. most of the world has forgiven him for the tina beatings(not that it wasnt still bad) and his image was on the rise so im sure hes at peace now. and we should just mourn him and shut the F up!!
RIP DAMN! What with December? Brothers are dropping like flies – WTF? RIP gd be with your family x
Someone mentioned that you met on the famous online service seekingsugar not long before, a club for rich men/celebrits to seek beautiful women? I t is so RIDICULOUS.
Dee
The media always talk about the beatings he gave Tina, but never credit this man with creating the first rock n roll song. How sad!
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That’s the truth! He weren’t no angel, but all the media mentions is him beating Tina. Whilst they gloss over the antics of dozens of rock & roll perverts (Led Zeppelin, Pete Townshend etc). No Ike Turner = No Rock & Roll. “Rocket 88″ baby!!
Testes!
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@STFU
2007 is seriously the worst *****ing year for nearly everyone I know.
Also Cosign.
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I have a Gravatar account I’m using the same email address on here why the heck is my pic not showing!
Of all the bad things others are saying about Ike, I still believe there’s kindness deep within him…hoping he’s changed on the latter days of his life…May he rest in peace.
***** ike! that’s what that old wife beating crackhead deserved. Tina Turner should dance on that *****’s casket!
R.I.P. IKE (ANNA MAE EAT THE CAKE!!) TURNER….
this was one hell of a 4 week period wasnt it!!! May he rest in peace. And I’m sure Tina will be there because she doesnt seem like the type that will hold a grudge. she is living her life and seems to have no regrets.
I would care but he beats up on women so I’ll just say Lord have mercy on his soul.
where is tina?
damn this has been the shytiest end of a year ever! dont know bout yall but i hope 2008 is much better! R.i.p Ike
oh yeah and that look a lot lok eMartin Lawrence!
oh yeah and that look a lot like Martin Lawrence!
my bad yall^^^^^
1st OF ALL…
IKE MADE TINA, HE BEAT THAT GIRL INTO A STAR… WE SHOULD PRAISE HIM HE MADE A SOMEBODY OUT OF *****ODY…
…IF YOU REALLY LOVE SOMEBODY PUT HANDS ON THEY *****
that is the most ignorant comment i have ever heard on this blog. some of yall really show you upbringing with yo comments……… jesus take wheel.
@ Marv-
10-4. Ya mammies would be shamed.
IKE TURNER
xx/xx/1931 TO 12/xx/2007
Here lies Ike Turner wife beater and general woman hater.
throughout his life he has shown great disrespect for women and his fellow man. May he rest in Peace.
So another wife-beating, drugging wifebeater is dead. Who gives a *****. What kind of a small *****, insecure loser would try to keep a goddess like Tina Turner down?
DAMN, Ike!
R.I.P.
Ike looked a litlle “sparked” on the picture….
Cocaine has never been a secret……he’s sweat’n lika a hebrew slave !!
So long!
tru when you get here..just know you have been watching too much Dora..”let’s go” got your back pack? lol
OK. Let’s see–what stars would come to his funeral and what would they sing?????????
I know Beyonce would sing…
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Irreplaceable.
“to the left, to the left”
smokey robinson….”you really got a hold on me…..”
@ LIB–
Dead yet again! (Just like Ike)
Back pack, back pack!! Lol!!!
Luther..
Here and now…
Fifty–
“it’s ya birffday”
teena marie
young love
Debra *****–
“*****ody’s ‘posed to be here”
The Temptations
“Kiss and say goodbye”
lmao@ fiddy
nelly down down baby
Boyz to Men–
“End of the road”
Michael Jackson
“Beat it”
the ORIGINAL it’s so hard to say good bye ….
and a special showingof cooley high
cochese????????
Michael Jackson
“Beat it”
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That’s the part when Tina Turner jumps up and starts shotin’–speaking in tongues–
“hes*****mintaseeya, hes*****mintaseeya”
anna mae talking ’bout this aint no belly rub!!!!!
You goin’ to hell for that!!!!!!!!!!
**showin the ORIGINAL Cooley high while Ike’s layin’ there–THAWIN’ out!!!!!!!
Ha, ha!! Thought I couldnt find yous….
cuba…we was looking for you….
tru…gotta give the ppl somethin’ to do while anna’s eating cake….
NOOO! We were hoping you would find us! We had to come here in memory of Ike. R.I.P.
oh and no homo!!!
We talking bout Nutbush?! Fill me in..
OK.
Let them eat cake, Anna Mae! Lol!!!
Cuba–
Patti LaBelle not gon’ sing. She’ll read “footprints”
Tribute to Tina from Ike.
“yeah, he carried her alright. More like drug her!”
Cuba–
We were wondering who’d come to sing at the funeral and what would they sing.
Any ideas?
kelly rowland and farrah franklin will sing anything……trynna touch beyonce hair……
Name the scene, and the next round iz on me!!
Ike Turner: Hey, Anna Mae, where you goin’. I need to get some sleep!
Tina Turner: Go straight to hell, Ike!
Let Ray Charles sing… well the reincarnated version, Jaime Foxx.
Beyonce gonna show up lookin’ like a Golden Statue of Liberty.
What would Ray sing? It’s not easy being Green????
How bout a revival of all the old dead and stinking… Frankie Lymon, Ray, Lutha, Rick James.
Howbout that MJB chic {the bossip version}
Rick– Him and James Brown would team up to sing “It’s a man’s world”
*****!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lil bow wow……oh its his career thats dead,,,,my bad
Yeah!!!!!!!!!! She’d sing ‘Not gon’ cry’
Beyonce gonna show up in mourning sitting in the front pew reserved for the widow being the attn grabbing drama queen she is… I can see her courted off and breaking down, “no, not my Ike, not my Ike, why Jay? Why my Ike??” Then getting back in the limo asking, “did it look sympathetic, was is overdone??”
reebie can sing centipede…just cuz that song is FIYAH!!!!
tina knowles can design the funeral attire…then sell it for half price on home shopping
Neva mind, MJB cant sing, she be strugglin to get her vocals out too much. Ike gonna jump out the coffin and yoke her ***** up- “sing da song like I wrote it *****!!”
Let Whitney sing or better yet, get her and bobby out there for am remake of the Ike & Tina review…
I’m literally cryin’ over here…
lmao cuba!!!!! mary cant make it????keyshia cole will pick up where she left off….
This just in… Black people are being asked to parti*****te in a moment of reflection on the life of Ike Turner. Turn to the person next to you & slap that ***** one time in memory of Ike Turner.
MC Hammer’d be in the church parking lot sellin’ fish sammiches.
@ Cuba–
STOP! I gotta pee! I gotta pee!
rhi rhi gon’ walk in the parlor and shut beys’ game down…enter ike junior…….
LMAO and crossin’ my legs!!
Jay-Z gonna do the eulogy then let errbody know when his next album’s gonna drop!
Bobby Brown gonna walk in waering a gold crown and velvet robe. Afterall, he IS the King of R&B!!!
Lil Kim, Foxy and Remy’ll perform as The Ikettes!”
lil wayne gon walk in talkin’ bout ” ike turner was one hell od a dude…no homo…real talk im a real ***** but ike was realer, no homo…say what you want about me…imma do me, ya dig? ike turner was the *****, no homo”
Snoopy’ll preach it!
All the pall bearers’ll have on orange suits with wide brim hats.
And pinky rings!
jay holiday gon’ testify…the dream is gonna repeat what jay just said eh eh eh ……
dj khaleed gonna run in wit about 50 *****s screaming “ike the best”
OJ’ll show up–asking for donations to his “WE don’t beat women we’re just misunderstood fund”
brit brit gonna walk in just so ike can have the ‘razzi there…
Whitney gonna show up to sing and forget the words.
Ree-Ree gon’ start singing “Respect” but Patti gon’ ***** the mike out her hand. Talkin’ ’bout “who let her in?”
Security, security!!!!
bobbay!!!!!!! gon’ be sleeping on the funeral home couch….
fantasia gon’ send her understudy!!!!!!
LIB–
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Do NOT p***** go! Do NOT collect $200.00
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Supahead gon p***** out the funeral fans with DR. Martin Luther King on ‘em. She only gonna give ‘em to the men.
**rollin’ her eyes at the women**
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rihanna gon try to squeeze in between Jay and Bey.
tru,,,then supahead gonna write a book about the men who took fan…
“ike junior grabbed that fan with his masculine hands….”
Tina gon’ start singing “rollin on the river but Kanye gon ***** the mike,mush her in the forehead and start singing Golddigger!
tay zonda gon sing “chocolate rain” then do another commercial
JayZ is gonna start the eulogy, get er’body listening and then quit. {Meanwhile Bey and Rhi Rhi sittin there trying to out do the other wailing and sobbing: sounds like uh oh, uh oh uh oh no no; ella ella ehe ehe ehe}. Nas gonna get up to continue the service when JayZ gonna get back up on the stage cause he got something else he wanna say… Nas turns to the Funeral Director and asks why we only got “one mic?”. Jay gonna get in to it again and then quit again this time Fifty gonna get up there but he’ll be asked to immediately to step down for improper enunciation. In the spirit A Keys going to start playing on the ivorys when JHud decides to get up and bless tha church and its all going well until Posh Spice, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymoore burst into the room crying and screaming and run to the casket, looks in, wipes tears and turns to Rev. Run who is completng the service and asks “what time does the Amy Winehouse service begin?”
fifty coming thru betting he can mush more ppl than kanye
I’m dead. Again. Just lay me ness to Ike!!!!!!!!
Don’t forget my orange lipstick and my flowery hat. Make sure they clean me up nice and spray my Gardenia perfume behind my ears! And puts some bloomers on me….my good ones!
And please make sure they put my gl*****es on my face–even though my eyes are forever closed!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CUBA!!!!!! NO SNACK FOR YOU!! GO STRAIGHT TO BED!!!!!!
And make sure they puts some rouge on my cheeks!
Damn, yall evil, I’m glad its just us here cause this aint right!!
missy gonna walk in with some dorritos…ciara gon come running after….
cuba…dont back down now….plus you know someone will be in here talkin bout our convo….
50 and Kanye in a mushing contest… I am ashamed to cyber know you LIB!!
Somebody check OJ when he leave, pastor cant find nonna da church antiques….
diamond from crime mob gonna be rockin her hips in the corner..im memory of ike
Puffy showed up escorting Anna Mae Bullock- apparently she f*cking for tracks now dat Ikes gone…
CUBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No no the antiques!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
t-pain trynna drag his synthesizer in so he can some words
They gon’ find Supa and Shaq in the baptismal pool!
Ain’t no water in it anyway!
cuba…kim porter gonna take a picture with puff and ‘em…. bossip will have the flicks monday…we broke it first!!!!!
^^^^^dead once again!
LIB—
I thoughtt I sent you to time out??
ROTFLMMFAO 2 LIB!
Yoos stoopid!
R Kelly gonna have a hissy fit cause er’body crying over Ike and cancel the service {not before leaving with the lil flower girl..}
Kim Porter gon’ come in with the double baby stroller–tellin’ Ciara–
“He my man. You aint nuffin but a heffa! He-he”
LMAO!!! Why did I watch The Color Purlple last night?
Kisha Cole gon get mad when she reads the program and see that she’s singing BEFORE Neyo!
LIB~ or where’s Kim Porter part 43??…
ooops, purple!
kellz tellin ne-yo to get out…jay peper-sraying kelly…bow-wow throwing a tantrum and tyra talking about when she had her funeral……
Hilary Clinton gonna give a speech talkng bout how she feel like she just lost a brother since she claim she so Black… Meanwhile, the DNA Dr. Watson gonna give a speech saying how he did just lose his brother cause he is Black!!
i love the color purple..beyonce singin…”they call me yellow like yellows my name”
I 4got Tyra been there done that *****!!
oprah telling everyone to look under their seat…”
AND YOU GET A PROGRAM! AND YOU GET A PROGRAM!”
JLo gonna run in screaming, “but wait I didnt even get to marry him” ~ Supahead snickers, ***** you aint on your game, I hit that the regular, check out Chpt 72.
little richard screaming he was dead first…WOOOOOOO!!!!!
“leave it be
“the ORIGINAL it’s so hard to say good bye ….
and a special showing of cooley high
cochese????????”
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1TruDiva w/The PlatinumVocals
Whitney gonna show up to sing and forget the words.
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leave it be
bobbay!!!!!!! gon’ be sleeping on the funeral home couch….
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jus wanna let yall know……yall play too d*mn much!!!! aint naan one of yall ’bout NOTHIN!!!!!!
I don’ died came back & died again!!
leave it be
little richard screaming he was dead first…WOOOOOOO!!!!!
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ok that’s it……I’m out!!
dave chappelle gon’ say a few words and then disappear. charlie murphy gonna take over for a minute then get cancelled…
i love….snickers
dont go…join us, lol
LIB
NOpe!!!!!! I am NOT about to burn wit yal!!!!
Snickers–
COOOOMMMEEEEEEEEEE
BBBAACCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Snickers–
I know you got at least one in ya!
Bring it out! Bring it out! Lol!!!
leave it be
little richard screaming he was dead first…WOOOOOOO!!!!!
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OK. OK. You win….hands down!
Rollin’
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THE EFF OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to think I thought Michael Jackson singing “Beat It” was tops!
Damn–Ike got damn near 300 hits! (no pun intended!)
yall are crazy!!
why Bobby gon’ be lookin’ back and forth at the door & his watch waitin’ for Usher to walk in just so he can get some sh*t started!!
why Supahead gon be suckin her teeth and mad kickin the back of CoCo’s chair all service ’cause CoCo’s camel toe is bigger!!
Did somebody say Tasia’s gon’ send her understudy????????
OMG!!!!
I can’t breathe!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love…’Snickers’
why Supahead gon be suckin her teeth and mad kickin the back of CoCo’s chair all service ’cause CoCo’s camel toe is bigger!!
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Just for that–YOU have to make sure my orange lipstick’s on!
And my flowery hat. And make sure I smell like Gardenias, dang blurnit! Lol!!!
Kim K. gonna come in with a video camera.
Lickin’ her lips.
why Lil Mama gon be the restroom attendant makin’ sure all the lip glosses are accounted for!!
(1,2,3,4,5 yea ok they’re all here!!)
that girl anna mae out sang at the bar gon’ be in there…talking about “dodged a bullet wit’ this one…..”
tru and snickers stoppit!!!!!
And if one lipgloss is missin’ eeerrbody gon’ look at Neyo!
Dame Dash gon be throwin’ spit***** at the back of Jay’s head!!
or kellz…trynna hand out grab bags for the lil girls in the play room…
little richard screaming he was dead first…WOOOOOOO!!!!!
^^^^ I leave for a few minutes and this is what goes down??!! That sh*t got me calling folks back home, IN CUBA, I need to share that one!! U funny mu’*****a!
the game asking to come in just to be relevant again…vida hollerin he asked me the same thing!!!!
Janet gon get mad at the church usher’s when they ask her to move Jermaine’s step ladder from in front of the casket!!
@ Cuba–
THAT sh*t LIB typed was cl*****ic!!!!
I’m still tryin to come back to life after that one!
Janet gon get mad at the church usher’s when they ask her to move Jermaine’s step ladder from in front of the casket!!
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I just peed on myself!!!!!!!!!!!
Dame Dash gon be p*****in’ out portfolios of his new business ventures!!
Damn–Ike got damn near 300 hits! (no pun intended!)
^^^ Now I’m madd!! This is disrespect!!
T.I nem gon’ be puttin’ flyers on errbody’s windshield–tellin’ where the after party is.
The he gots to leave to pick up Tiny from McDonald’s. She gets off at 4.
Tyler Perry gon’ show up & unleash Madea on Ike’s ***** and stomp him down 10 ft deep. Now call da po’ po’ hoe!! call da po’ po’ hoe!!
stacy and clinton showing beyonce video footage of her wardrobe shenanigans and handing her a $5000 credit card…beyonce using that card to pick her teeth
cuba didnt i aready take tonites snack away? you wanna lose it tomorrow too??
Jim Jones aint gon’ know what’s goin’ on when he walk in and see everybody puttin’ on a gas mask!!
Michael Vink’ll be there.
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In shackles!
Shaq and Supa see Jim Jones…they jump out the baptismal pool, turn on the water and throw his dirty ***** in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Diana Ross gon’ demand some entrance music!!
cam’ron will there via youtube video…
***1Tru sneakin’ Cuba a apck of graham crakcers***
Whistlin’
Will and Jada gon’ show up with their crowd- TomKat and the Becks for a special ‘private’ scientology service.. Namyho ho Rengekyo…..
dianas hair gon’ need some music too
tru…you want me to put your back pack on a high shelf???????
Ya’ll is completely off the chain tonight!
Somebody’s gon’ see all these hits (again,no pun intended) and swear Ike had a bunch of friends.
And a life after Tina!
OK. Ima be good! Ima be good–I promise!
**crossing fingers behind my back**
Sade will make a RARE appearance and perform ‘Smooth Operator’ strokin Ike’s face!!
snickers!!!!! lmao
tameka foster coming thu askin ush how he got off his leash…..chilli in the corner shaking usher snacks in her front pocket
**Cuba to LIB while wipping crumbs** ” What graham crackers??… TRU SAID I CULD HAV SUM!!”
**Tru now kicked outta VIP**
**Cuba to LIB while wipping crumbs** ” What graham crackers??… TRU SAID I CULD HAV SUM!!”
**Tru now kicked outta VIP**
lmfao!!!!!!
Tina Turner to her lawyer…. “Can I use his FIRST name now too??”
Ike’s diary is released and Tina gets indicted on the spot for use of illegal steroids… I KNEW THEM DAMN LEGS WERENT NATURAL!!
Pretty Boy Floyd gon’ come in wit his belt over his shoulder!!
Chris Brown gon come down the aisle pop lockin’ and doin backflips!!
jay z shedding a tear for the original camel
marques houston walking in without a shirt..
Vanessa & Angela gon be trynna pitch some more ‘Pastry’ ideas!
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(just kidding, I actually like them)
Ginuwine come runnin’ in smellin’ like bus seat sweat rollin his eyes at Tank & Tyrese ’cause they didn’t pick him up!!
I gotta bounce, ladies! It’s been a blast! Get home safe and I’ll check back tomorrow!
bye tru…
snickers you are too much!
what LIB? what I do?? {devilish grin comes across face}
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I’m out too!! I don’ missed ‘Run’s House’ messin’ wit yall!!!!
Lovely ladies of the nite{no homo}!! Peace, see ya later….
To the morning crew: WE HAVE TORN THIS ***** THE F*CK UP!! SO YALL CAN EITHER COLLECT THE REMAINS OR SET UP SOME HOT SH*T IN A NEW POST FOR US~ NITE CREW ALWAYS GETTING THIS ISHH JUMPIN, YALL LEAVE US SUM’N TO WORK W/ AND WE’LL TAKE IT FROM THERE…..
*looking around empty, trashed parlor*
the least y’all coulda done was clean up after yoursel—*SEES IKE FACE DOWN ON FLOOR*
WHO TOOK IKE OUT OF THE BOX?????????? PLEASE, TELL ME, WHO TOOK IKE OUT??? i know it was that rowdy nite crew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!
seekingsugar?? The online club for richs/celebrits to seek affair? If he really joined there in the past as the rumor says, it is obvious what the man is doing over there!! Does he want an extrimarital affair?
i hope he made it to heaven………..but i thought he was already dead.
Rot in Hell Ike! After the way he treated Tina he can rot!!!
JOSH YOU ROT IN HELL ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE HIM.LIKE YOU KNOW TINA TURNER YOU TURD.THE NEXT TIME I HEAR YOU SLOBBING *****S FOR FREE I’M PIMP SLAPPING YOUR ***** AND PUTTING YOU TO WORK FOR ME.