Cornball Hov? A Gallery Of Jay Z’s Un-Coolest Moments

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Jay Z is an undeniable Hip-Hop legend/industry tastemaker who can’t seem to decide if he’s 24 or 44 which is both sad/hilarious. At some point, he shriveled into the ‘old man in the club‘ who refuses to pass the torch, sit down somewhere and be a stay-at-home dad in 2014.

Hit the jump for Humpback Hov’s un-coolest moments (and remember to check out Moguldom’s “A Genius Leaves The Hood: The Unauthorized Story of Jay Z available on itunes NOW).

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First, this…

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Then…

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Remember when Hov said “Can’t wear skinny jeans cause my knots don’t fit” on “Swagga Like Us” or “Timbs, we off that” on “Off That?” Rappers be lyin.

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Humpback Hov insecure?

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Homeless Hov era.

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“Boy from the hood but got White House clearance” — Hov on “Open Letter” before the White House shut it down.

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