When The Checks Stop Coming In

Posted on December 13th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Michael Jackson, News, Sports, When The Checks Stop Coming In

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Jacko may be forced to tour this spring to help pay-off a defaulted $300 million loan. Some of the problems with the planned tour are insurance companies considering his reliability suspect and him being out of shape.

Come on Michael, find what Blackness you have left and make it rain on them hoes with a comeback.

In other news, the International Olympic Committee formally stripped Marion Jones of her five Olympic medals Wednesday. The former champion has admitted to being roided up while winning her medals.

Images via WENN and Splash

  • SO_SURRUS

    1st

  • SO_SURRUS

    ooooo… That brightened up my day…HELLO FOLKS BELOW!!!

  • Crap Talker…

    Marion Jones is a straight embarassment.

  • jena 4rm tha block

    4 th

  • jena 4rm tha block

    mike got the lacefront game on LOCK!

  • mo’ree

    how u even fix your mouth to ask for a 300 million dollar loan?? He “HAD” some real good credit…

  • Alana

    It would be real nice if Michael makes it rains on em. I hope he’s in the gym!

  • Marv

    jesus take the wheel on both of then.

  • kia the original

    that pic of michael is wrong on so many levels, its not even funny………….then again yes it is..ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

  • http://www.whyamialwayshungry.com Bahama Mama

    And not that any of you guys might care but one of Marion’s gold medals is going to a Bahamian…YEA BOY….lol but it’s not like she really won it so it don’t really matter…lol

    And Marion I have no words for her…so sad…

  • shoeluva

    ya’ll are dead wrong for that glamour shot

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    I ain’t even a little worried about Mike. The fact is he could get that 300 million off of one tour. I’ve already pledged a months worths of bill payments to make sure I’m all up in his next show that comes anywhere near my location. Mike is the man, black skinned or not.

    As for Marion, good. Cheater. Too bad her relay teamates got stuck with her cheating ass and now have to lose their medals too.

  • http://lacydpage.hi5.com lacyd (I like Chicken)

    That picture, is toooooooo funny!!!

  • justme

    Marion so sad so sad, and 4 Michael (in the voice of that dude from waterboy “you can dooooit” lol

  • Tina

    YALL ARE WRONGING FOR CLOWING MIKE LIKE THAT. SMH @ THAT PICTURE

  • Lili

    Is that a REAL pic of Mike, or is it just photoshopped? I can’t imagine he’d really go so far as to pose with a curly wig and women’s earrings. I mean you never know…but…well…yea, you never know.

  • Whitley Gilbert

    Ok, why Mike trying to look like me? It really is a different World!

  • FineAsWine

    BMAMA YOU HURT MY FEELINGS FOR REAL

  • up2nogood

    He looks like John Travolta in drag in this picture.

  • Jessica

    THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST DAMN PICTURE OF MIKE I HAVE SEEN IN A LOOOOOONG ASS TIME!!! DAYMN!!!!!!!!!

  • 504okaay

    PLEASE OH PLEASE TELL ME THAT PIC ISN’T REAL !!

    YA’LL DAMN NEAR GOT MY IN TEARS IN HERE LAUGHING SO EFF’IN HARD !!!

    HIS GLAMOUR SHOT LOOKS BETTER THAN MINE LMAO !!!

    YOU GO MIKE !

  • FineAsWine

    HEY PCF,, HOW IS YOU BOO

    HEY DROCKY

    BMAMA:)

  • http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com celebrity psychic

    I can’t wait for the tour. I knew Marion was a cheater.

    A new spin on celebrity Gossip.

    http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com

  • Jess2much4u

    Who’s Bad?

  • FineAsWine

    504 Y IS I THE ONLY ONE IN THE BATCAVE??

  • FineAsWine

    PCF!!! I DONT WEAR UNDIES!! I JUST WANTED TO START CHANGING SUMMTIN…LOL

  • DROCK

    WHAT UP LAYD’S!!!! PCF, BAM MAMA, 504, F.A.W., LACYD (i like chicken gizzads), MTW,(ISTAY, 80 where eva u r)

  • FineAsWine

    WHATS, SHAKIN DROCK BRAND BACON

  • Mrs

    that picture is creepy

  • 504okaay

    FAWSKI

    PCF

    DROCK !!!

    WHY THAT DAMN PIC SO FUNNY, I COPIED IT & TYPED A CHRISTMAS WISH LETTER TO MY BOYFRIEND & E-MAILED IT TO HIM. I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE OPENS IT !

  • jen

    Seriously where did you get that ppicture of Michael he looks liek he is dressed in drag. Poor thing he will be completely broke soon living out a paper bag.

  • FineAsWine

    504!!

  • http://sydnilux.blogspot.com SydniLux

    Michael Broke! OMG!!!!

  • Bahama Mama

    I want to have P3′s 7 kids.

    Yes?

  • Bahama Mama

    CONFUSION!

    OH!

    (old Public Enemy)

  • 504okaay

    OF THE WALL IS THE BESTEST & IT BESTEST DESCIBES HIM !

  • Bahama Mama

    PERPETRATORSSSSSSSS!

    Mount UP!

    It was a clear black nite, a clear white moon!

    I Love It!

    Yes?

  • me that’s who

    Welcome!

  • naughtymountains

    i don’t understand why marion jones is holding her

    head low and crying for ..

    she should hold her head up high.

    like she did when she was loiding up,..

    and pretending,,,

  • Heyzhel

    Are white his balls and penis too?

    solo pregunto…

  • naughtymountains

    long sigh for michael/michelle,,,

    i can’t believe i ever had a poster of him/her/it

    on my wall in admiration..

    i could have used that space for the sylvers..

    especially (foster)

  • Sun Goddess

    Omarion: Nicca, you smell so good…no homo!

  • http://myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

    WHY MIKE LOOK LIKE JASMINE GUY

    LONG LOST BIG SIS

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    NUTHIN BUT THAT STRAIT GHETTO KNOCK

  • http://myspace.com/thagrindaholic BLUNTBLAZER

    LOOK LIKE MARION JONES TEETH WAS ON ROIDS TOO

    http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

    NUTHIN BUT THAT STRAIT GHETTO KNOCK

  • DDub

    I believe Marion made the kind of mistake that people commit suicide over. Hope she bounces back.

  • voodoodou

    u bit*ches is stoooopid! yall book a bish just like I would!

  • Narcotics Anonymous

    Bahama Mama reminding of my childhood…I was like 6-8 years old when “Regulate” came out…That was my Aunt/Mom favorite song…

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Oh noooo… I can believe that MJ took a pic like that… O’ kno he didn’t!!!! That MF is crazy!!!

    And why is the story about Marion Jones in the same sections??? hmmmm????

  • Denebolo

    them rose colored sunglasses is tite! lmao

  • Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    MJ looks just like Liz Taylor… when she was his age.

    :)

  • memchee

    shame about marion jones, cuz she had real talent and didn’t even need those roids. All them years she put into u.s. track & field and now, all for naught!

  • http://www.myspace.com/lekule hllyhood

    dayuuuuuum…. marion!

    u were wrong, but now u look so to’w down, i kinda feel bad for you. somewhere u gotta find the strength inside and tell us all about the whateva high level internal and/or external competitive psycho madness drove u to lie on camera several times sayin, “i didn’t knowly take the roids.”

    dammit man… u were always the one to watch. i’m not judgin because we all make mistakes. i jus pray u can rise anew.

    aiight.

  • apollo johne

    I cannot believe that niggers can be that stupid, how can that be michael jackson. Some of you niggers are just that stupid to let the nigger that runs this site to pull off something like this, sick. Please niggers read, find out information because if you donot, we will continue to control your future.

  • Henry

    What a stupid woman! Is she in trouble? The magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported that she uploaded some of her hot pictures to seekingsugar and wants to find a rich man there..but i guess no millionaire or billionaire will go to her since she is trouble now!

  • Mrs

    Charcharbink- you lady or a gentlemen?

    “Madman” – I know it’s a saying but I assumed……..

    Morning

  • Mrs

    Why hello there

    Yes me is female! WO MAN! lol

    Thought so, but always better to be sure!

    I’m good, thanks. It’s friday and this is a busy weekend.

    How are you, me lovely?

  • Mrs

    THRILLEEEER, THRIL LER NIGHT (HE SHOULD HAVE WORN THE ABOVE) MUCH MORE SCARIER!

    DUN DUN DUN DUN IT’S CLOSE TO MIIIIIIIDNIGHT

  • facepainter

    Marion, Jesus have mercy!!

    I wonder what she will do now? How does she make a living after this scandal. Maybe write a book

    on her cheating ways. Oh the shame….

  • http://www.myspace.com/godwell GODWELL

    I Know MARION JONES is kinda stupid for taking enhancers, but the pressure to compete in that sport is the real crime in itself.

    I still feel bad for her and pray she doesn’t hurt herself. She looks really desolate in that flick.

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