You Can’t Be Serious: Old Head Arrested For Stealing Dentures Out Of Crush’s Mouth After She Rejected His Geriatric Advances!

Man arrested for stealing dentures

LMAO! This isht is every bit as crazy as it sounds!

You’re never too old to be “ain’t isht”…

Via NYDailyNews

A heartsick Virginia man was arrested Thursday for snatching a woman’s dentures out of her mouth, allegedly because she shot down his romantic advances.

Linwood Harris, 63, of Richmond, was facing robbery charges after cops said he reached into the woman’s mouth and pulled out her false teeth during an attack at her apartment on Tuesday night.

The bizarre incident appeared to be a case of fatal dental attraction.

The victim said Harris had a crush on her and bought her the dentures in an attempt to woo her after she lost her teeth in a car crash a year and a half ago, local CBS 6 reported.

No $200 date, no flowers, no romantic walks on the beach. This ninja tried to bag ol’ girl by copping DENTURES!

The woman said Harris was smitten with her, but she’d made it clear she wasn’t interested.

“I hadn’t been able to afford dentures,” the woman told CBS 6 earlier this week.

“He says to me, ‘You’re a pretty girl, but I see you feel self-conscious about not having your teeth,'” she said.

“And he said, ‘I want to surprise you. I’m going to buy dentures for you,'” she said.

Harris picked up the tab for the false chompers at a local Affordable Dentures shop.

Awww, wasn’t that sweet of him?

“I told him I think it’s best you just don’t call me anymore because you constantly ring my phone, you come over here knocking on my door and I don’t like it,” she said.

The woman said she found Harris waiting for her outside her apartment when she went to do her laundry at 7 p.m. Tuesday.

The elderly goon lunged at her, grabbed her head and yanked the teeth out of her mouth, yelling that he had paid for them and was taking them back,

LMFAOOOOOOO!

That’s petty as f**k! Wouldn’t you have let the old lady keep her faux grill??

Image via Shutterstock/Richmond Police

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