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closest I’ll get to number one…

f*** thomas jones he’s a bum! megan needs to come this way!

they both look silly in that pic..heehee

poor Venus…LOL

he is just sooo fine uhm uhm uhm!!!

Megan and her man looks to be either tired or unhappy.

meagan and thomas do look tired ….i think they are a gorgeous couple tho (yea i think thomas is gorgeous too) !

@I AM LEGEND

I’m actually shooting for #6 every time. I think doing that is much more of a challenge to get. Anyone can luck out and get #1…hahahaha!

I hate the new tights phenomenon. SHIRTS with tights look stank unless they hang at least midway down your thighs…

But I guess the males find it attractive. I can’t wait until tights go back to being used as home clothes and exercise gear…

@I am Legend
I see you’re schooling on how to become #1, lol!

@Smoovee Sayz
Hey dear (I see your gravie)…congrats! I’ll be in and out, I’ve got a lot of work today…

Yeah she looks good BUT what does she smell like? Those things get funky after awhile!! She can do better than that!

….Damn they short as hell….and that is a horrid pic of Meagan….

When did leggings/tights become pants??

@Re

I just noticed your comment, and I was thinking the same thing.

those pants should only be worn in full exposure to make ur money on any given corner between 1 and 4 a.m.
take note

She really loves those tights/pants/second skin.

Love the shoes though.

….o.k….there is a good pic of her….

@Re

Hey Lady:) I added a pic yesterday and it didnt show up until today…I didnt know what was goingz on lol
keep smiling today:):):)

Why does he look like a drag queen minus a wig?!? And what’s up with his lips…. That looks like a picture taken at the local club or something.
Meagan…. I love you!! But you have got to change your gear. LOL!!

….Fantasia’s sweaty legs+Fantasia’s Tights=Peanut Oil….
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just disgusting!!

DANG!! Dude neck wide as all get out ew

i hope she has more than one pair of tights because i’m kinda tired of seeing her wear the damn things don’t she have a pair of jeans or a dress or somthing,she has a beautiful shape just like to see her in something else DAMN

Venus & Serena, Venus & Serena SMDH!!!

What it do Pimpin

Ermy Erm is Disillusioned with Society (Sick of Jive Turkeys)

What it do Pimpin

Mornin Erm, how are you this mo-ning? How is my P.S. doing, besides waiting on me?

Stone…lol….Pimpin….waddup homie….

@Angee
@Purpple

OKAY!?! I thought I was the only one. I’ve seen some girls look “alright” in them…but I would prefer to wear them around the house…and to go throw the trash out real quick.

@Pimpin

….bruh I’m half-past-dead today….this week was hectic as hell….

@ Whoever thinks this man looks good
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! WTF??? Are we looking at the same person??? I was about to ask what in the world does Megan see in him. He is an UHG-A-MUG!! If a guy in the street looking like that tried to holla at me I wouldnt even take the time to say I was not interested. I was just keep walking like he wasnt there…Shoot I might start walking a little faster. She can do better.

Hey Pimpin whuz poppin, its all good in my hood how about you???

Mornin Erm, how are you this mo-ning? How is my P.S. doing, besides waiting on me?
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I’m good homie….um EW @ the P.S statement. Fuggidaboutit cap’n.

….women with tights on know what they are doing….hypnotizing the male eye….it works on all of us….ALL OF US….I don’t care if a woman if with their man walking through a mall….if we spots tights or hear the “click” of a Stilletto….it is our destiny to look….

OKAY!?! I thought I was the only one. I’ve seen some girls look “alright” in them…but I would prefer to wear them around the house…and to go throw the trash out real quick
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LOL, i might would throw them on in full exposure for my man or something to put on a lil show but not out in public, I’d need a longer shirt…I don’t know why these thirsty females even want that type of attention.

PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

Hey Pimpin whuz poppin, its all good in my hood how about you???

Picking cotton with no negro spirituals as usual. But you in here though, so I smile Top Model, you got that effect on me.

Ermy Erm is Disillusioned with Society (Sick of Jive Turkeys)

Mornin Erm, how are you this mo-ning? How is my P.S. doing, besides waiting on me?
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I’m good homie….um EW @ the P.S statement. Fuggidaboutit cap’n.

I love the defiance in you

@Re

My sentiments exactly! I guess that’s how they get down in Hollywood. I thought this madness would eventually stop, but I see some these celebrity women and non celebrity women are still wearing them as pants!!

Picking cotton with no negro spirituals as usual. But you in here though, so I smile Top Model, you got that effect on me.
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daym…lets revolt! lets do a Nat Turner on massa!

@Ermy Erm

Good Morning! You are from the Chicagoland area, right? What do you think of this Steve Harve thing?

Thomas Jones isnt really all that attractive, there is actually something kinda feminine in his face..can’t explain it but there is..and the leggings are cool if you are wearing them appropriately..but to wear them to everything? naw they are strictly weekend lounging wear..

Tights remind me of stirrup pants, another fashion disaster that hopefully will never return. . .

And I hate the ubiquitious white t-shirt on men, lol.

This is the guy who’s cheating?

I love the defiance in you
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Most men do, yall be tryina act like yall dont like it

PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

Picking cotton with no negro spirituals as usual. But you in here though, so I smile Top Model, you got that effect on me.
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daym…lets revolt! lets do a Nat Turner on massa!

Naw i can’t, I’d be on the next installment of when keeping it real goes wrong Top Model! I might work hard maybe two months out the year, the rest of the time I am O.F.O!!!

Naw i can’t, I’d be on the next installment of when keeping it real goes wrong Top Model! I might work hard maybe two months out the year, the rest of the time I am O.F.O!!!
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lmaoooo, now u know i want to see that whole when keeping it real goes wrong tirade!

What it do Sydddd!

@ Angee

@Ermy Erm

Good Morning! You are from the Chicagoland area, right? What do you think of this Steve Harvey thing?
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GIRL!!! Thats some BS! I cant stand Steve Harvey. He AINT funny and he AIN from the CHI so wth he doin on 2 of our radio stations! i cant stand the sound of his voice. he is only tolerable in small doses. 15 min increments, like twice a week. all of them are annoying. and some of those Strawberry Letter responses be over the top.

women wearing spandex is cool as long as the booty is covered. If your a$$ is all hanging out you look like you desparatley are looking for attention. Everybody dont gotta know every crack and crevace of your body. Leave something to the imagination. That why I dont wear things like that or like short a$$ shorts and heels. Just too much.

Meagan’s boyfriend neck looks like Mark Henry’s from the WWF (yes, I purposely ommitted the WWE)…

I think his name was, “Sexual Chocolate.” Escuse me just one moment…

*gagging over my trash can*

@Sydney

Hello, and no you did not say stirrup pants!! That’s a flasback that I do not need

@Re

I will not be walking out the door with any of my friends wearing this craziness!!

Top Model, when you gone throw on some Biking Shorts for me?
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LOL, stop playing pimpin u dont really want nothin!

@Ermy Erm

Yeah, I can not stand him on one station, let alone two. He talks loud saying nothing!!

Hey Ermy!

I love your SNs, by the way, lol. You went old school with “jive turkeys.”

“This man is mean. He’s killin’ all these jive turkeys out here. . .”

“Encore,” Jay-Z

luv-lee u are correct!

PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

Top Model, when you gone throw on some Biking Shorts for me?
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LOL, stop playing pimpin u dont really want nothin!

I aint playing, I want it bad, try me and see Top Model..

@Angee

Hey girl, yeah, I think I wore them at one point. *hangs head in shame*

I aint playing, I want it bad, try me and see Top Model..
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I told ja i need pictorial evidence first!!!!

ahhh look at mr pee in the sink.

PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

I aint playing, I want it bad, try me and see Top Model..
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I told ja i need pictorial evidence first!!!!

Shoot me an email, lmbaoa @ gmail . com, and I will hit you with some pics real quick Top Model…

@Sydney

Hold your head up, I had one or two pair also :0)

Tights remind me of stirrup pants, another fashion disaster that hopefully will never return. . .
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now you knooooooooooooow we all used to wear stirrups with them plastic shoes. biker shorts under regular shorts…wth was wrong wit us LOL

Hell naw, cause all the WT people in my office are used to being around US, plus we are all about the same age, it wouldn’t even have the same effect up in here, they would probably tell me to smoke something and come back tomorrow…LMAO
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lmao, heeeey, i like ur job!!!

Shoot me an email, lmbaoa @ gmail . com, and I will hit you with some pics real quick Top Model…
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whatever pimpin…! dont play

PEEEEEEEE_EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW! They look dirty! Is it me or does he look sweet? This is not a good pic at all.

PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

Hell naw, cause all the WT people in my office are used to being around US, plus we are all about the same age, it wouldn’t even have the same effect up in here, they would probably tell me to smoke something and come back tomorrow…LMAO
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lmao, heeeey, i like ur job!!!

No doubt, I already am myself here, str8 no chaser, honestly everybody here is cool as hell and minds they own business, I love it here… Of course theres not really any females working in here, so that probably helps…

PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

Shoot me an email, lmbaoa @ gmail . com, and I will hit you with some pics real quick Top Model…
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whatever pimpin…! dont play

I’m not, the offers on the table, I aint got pressure you, I’ll just keep pourin syrup in your ear until you finally eat out my hand baby…

LMAO @ pee yew

Meegan Good and Lacey Duvalle. Have you ever seen them together?

Serena looks good but as usual but venus looks lame, and both of them hair is not happening. those Williams sisters have not had a good hair day since they came on the scene all those years ago with those lame beads.

LOL, u are such a daym flirt pimpin pimpin…your job sounds like the bees knees, and not a lot of females there helps..although im sure sometimes u be wishin u had more to look at.

@The Official Mrs. Carter

yeah i was thinking the same thing, if you threw those leggings on him and that curly wig 50 wears i could soooo see him at a pride parade singing “Its raining men”

She looks soooo unhappy, what is he doing? cheating?.

TIGHTS WITH A FITTED SHIRT AND SUM HEELS IS SO TACKY.. NOW A LONG SHIRT/DRESS AND LEGGINGS CAN BE ACCEPTABLE

Drama free Thursday.

Venus got some big a$$ feet. I almost jumped out my chair cause they looked liekt hey were coming thru the screen

Morning Ms Meca

Good Morning everyone…

Meagan looks pretty here just a lil greasy but I always love her hair. Thomas could look better. I really hate that t-shirt jeans look. He’s too grown for that.

hey jb1030

He must be laying down the mandingo on her..cause I can’t understand it. Come on Megan you can upgrade. He is not ugly but this relationship just don’t feel right.

morning Lady A

What it do meca, lady A

jb your hat cracks me up everytime i see it

@ Ermy Erm

Glad to be able to make your day!!!

Meagan looks cute but her man should stop with the Gay Orangutan Swag.

maybe if she even wore a different color tights but d@m its always sum black ones who does that..

hey ermy!

I have nothing meaningful or witty to say about this….

@bg™

I have nothing meaningful or witty to say about this….
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LOL….I tried but failed as well….this thread gets the straight face….

yea they do make a cute couple but i dont understand why she is always wearing them pants or all black for that matter . is hse depressed or something i know she has money to buy clothes

Waddup @ huh bruh and ms meca….

Lady Architect

Good Morning everyone…

Meagan looks pretty here just a lil greasy but I always love her hair. Thomas could look better. I really hate that t-shirt jeans look. He’s too grown for that.

Morning NSP, my favorite pair of cyber buns, how you doing this morning?

I don’t think Meagan spends any of her money on clothes. I know we are in a recession, but damn!! I know them things must stank too!!

@lilith82

LOL yu right cuz them mofo’s have yu sweating . And i think you right bout somebody telling her she look good in em so she keep wearing them

morninh colonel and pimpin willie

It’s of an old news clip of a black neighborhood in Alabama where people say they have seen a leprechaun in a tree. It’s one of the funniest vids I’ve seen to date. Enjoy
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what in the hellz? LMAO

YES! NO malarky!!!

ms meca ((sneaker pimp))

morninh colonel and pimpin willie

Mo-ning Sneaker Pimp, how you doing baby girl, whats new witcha?

@ms meca
you know you can’t pay EVERYONE a compliment cause they’ll take it too far. And as for the sweating my granny always said you gotta let that thang breathe, and she just aint following the rules..lol

@huh bruh

Go away for about an hour dude and come back with a new identity. Ms Meca is stupid enough that you can play her all over again.

He looks like he is wearing eye liner.

@ Pimpin
yep my spy pose and my favorite pair of hater blockers.

I’m not a tights chick myself but you know there are powders and sprays to combat the sweaty/stank syndrome one might get from wearing them. FDS anyone? Of course, this is assuming you wear them in moderation. If you’re going like 10+ hours in them…good luck.

Anyway, Meagan Good can do so much better than this creature she’s standing next to. He better not be cheating on her..that damn gremlin-fed-after-dark better recognize she’s doing him a huge favor by even being seen with him.

@ pimpin

im doing good nothing much been doin sum cleaning and gettin rid of stuff i see you still talkin that pimp juice lol

@ lilith82

im crackin up at ya gravie.. but wearing tights 365 calls for a serious yeast infection

Like somebody said up top, they either tired or dont look happy. Know its just a pic but bodies, faces and body language sorta say the thrill is gone for both.

What Up peoples!

colonel

whats up homey? im just over chilin. takin in the greatness that is meca and meagan. whats up with you?

ms meca ((sneaker pimp))

@ pimpin

im doing good nothing much been doin sum cleaning and gettin rid of stuff i see you still talkin that pimp juice lol

Well thats good to hear, well you know, you got to shadow box to be ready for the real thang, its like that…

ms meca ((sneaker pimp))

@ lilith82

im crackin up at ya gravie.. but wearing tights 365 calls for a serious yeast infection

**threw up in mouth****

Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

Lady Architect

Good Morning everyone…

Meagan looks pretty here just a lil greasy but I always love her hair. Thomas could look better. I really hate that t-shirt jeans look. He’s too grown for that.

Morning NSP, my favorite pair of cyber buns, how you doing this morning?

i’M SUPER LATE ON THIS…..CYBER BUNS…LMAO

Lady Architect

Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

Lady Architect

Good Morning everyone…

Meagan looks pretty here just a lil greasy but I always love her hair. Thomas could look better. I really hate that t-shirt jeans look. He’s too grown for that.

Morning NSP, my favorite pair of cyber buns, how you doing this morning?

i’M SUPER LATE ON THIS…..CYBER BUNS…LMAO

Its all good, you are always busy, so how are you this morning?

morning man IJDC

SORRY JB1030 LOL

Ms Meca

She kinda does have that I don’t think I’m fresh look!
Snapper smell like it rode in the Tour de France and followed it up with the Boston Marathon…SMDH

Its all good, you are always busy, so how are you this morning?

I’M GOOD…JUST ACHING FROM MY GAME YESTERDAY…WE PLAYED TWO VERY COMPETITIVE TEAMS.

Meca

Speak to huh bruh? He is craving a role playing fantasy.

@ Ms Meca
right he looking like he’s talking through his teeth like “girl don’t stand too close i don’t want people thinking that’s me smelling like that”..lol

have you ever been next to someone not so fresh and thought that…like “i hope people don’t think that’s me” and you try to inch away…lol

@ JB
Good for you! *rapping I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T*

@ man i just don’t care

naw i don’t see a reality show..she’s not that interesting and until this post and the one yesterday i didn’t even know who he was

Lady Architect

Its all good, you are always busy, so how are you this morning?

I’M GOOD…JUST ACHING FROM MY GAME YESTERDAY…WE PLAYED TWO VERY COMPETITIVE TEAMS.

Damn you need that back meat rubbed down girl, too bad I aint around, I’d do it for free

@ ermy erm….i like your SN quotes, sounds like a intro to Shaft….lol

@LILITH
“naw i don’t see a reality show..she’s not that interesting and until this post and the one yesterday i didn’t even know who he was”
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Hmmmm… kinda sounds like the scenario with Jessica Simpson and Nick Whatever.

@ pimpin….salute pimp

@ lilith82

hell yea once we all went to the club and r friend was musty but she aint think nobody knew.. I was thinkin like omg i gotta move up cuz i dont want them thinkin its me…

@ Pimpin

May 15th at 730pm at ODU Ted Constant Center

BG

I had to scroll back up lol it sure does

@ ermy erm….i like your SN quotes, sounds like a intro to Shaft….lol
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Thanks ya!

@ man

that’s true, i forgot about her just that quick…i guess i would tune in just to see if she had on them damn pants

@jb_1030
….Congrats!!!….Lemme borrow a dollar….

Lady A

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@jb_1030
….Congrats!!!….Lemme borrow a dollar….

I got 85 cents, is that good?

@LILLITH
“that’s true, i forgot about her just that quick…i guess i would tune in just to see if she had on them damn pants”
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I would tune in for the same reason….

@jb
uhm hey you got another dollar?

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yeah right you look younger than that…

Jb you aint no damn 41

@ lady a….hey lovely lady

Pimpin…
nah it’s actually my arms and calves that are hurting…

jb_1030 (Dreams she is Amber Rose so she can wear those shoes)

@ Pimpin

May 15th at 730pm at ODU Ted Constant Center

I’ll try to make that, I aint got nothing on deck in May, I’ll confirm the middle of next month, remind me, congrats!

@jb
uhm hey you got another dollar?

Colonel just took my last 85 cents

Can I write you a check? But don’t cash it until the 1st

**10-17 over**/**what’s your 20**

LADY ARCHITECT

Pimpin…
nah it’s actually my arms and calves that are hurting…

I’d rub that out too if I was there, you need to be squeezed on girl

J.B.=M.I.L.F. LOL!

JB,
That’s wassup! Your a year older than my moms…She wants to go back to school, but she thinks she’s gonna look old in class. I keep trying to tell her that classes are completely mixed.

jb

Go to ODU and stay away from NSU! You want to have a job after receiving the degree right?? Get my point!!

The kid Rodney who was on BET College Hill VSU now works as Assistant Manager at McDonald’s.

OK personal info going out

10/30/1967

Remember I retired from the Navy in 2006 after 20 years. I joined at 19

@ man
no not the same reason..lol

I would’ve gone to ODU but they didn’t have an architecture program.

The kid Rodney who was on BET College Hill VSU now works as Assistant Manager at McDonald’s.
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….shit….college hill killed his job….

@jb
it’s cool i’ll just stand in front on 7/11 till an easily intimidated white person comes along….thanks tho

….why is is that HBCU grads are the last to get jobs….or they get NO jobs at all….

whut up pimpin.. how you be this mornin my friend?

jb

Go to ODU and stay away from NSU! You want to have a job after receiving the degree right?? Get my point!!

The kid Rodney who was on BET College Hill VSU now works as Assistant Manager at McDonald’s.
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the VA wants me to go to ODU. But I had already taken courses at NSU so I figured that it was easier to just go back. I want to be a math teacher and ODU does have a 5 year MS degree for teachers. So if I go to ODU then I would have like 3 years left to get my Masters in Math.

The kid Rodney who was on BET College Hill VSU now works as Assistant Manager at McDonald’s.
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….shit….college hill killed his job….

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It is funny dude b/c I was in line thinking, where do I know this cat from? He knew I knew and then the name tag told it all!

megan is ugly and her dude look like flavs newphew

Nina Knows

whut up pimpin.. how you be this mornin my friend?

Picking cotton, but the negro spirituals is gettin me through, how about you, one hand on the trigger I would suppose?

ANd NSU has the best Master’s program to become a Guidance Counselor.

Colonel Stinkmeaner

….why is is that HBCU grads are the last to get jobs….or they get NO jobs at all….

I went to an HBCU and I have a good job in my field.

@ jb 1030

Remember I retired from the Navy in 2006 after 20 years. I joined at 19

i still dont believe thiS….But you doing the d@m thang

Picking cotton, but the negro spirituals is gettin me through, how about you, one hand on the trigger I would suppose?

Swing Low Sweet Chariot coming for to carry me home….

I went to and HBCU and I have a good job not even close to my field

ANd NSU has the best Master’s program to become a Guidance Counselor.

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@LADY ARCHITECT

“Colonel Stinkmeaner

….why is is that HBCU grads are the last to get jobs….or they get NO jobs at all….

I went to an HBCU and I have a good job in my field”
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Me too but Colonel does have a point. I know that some of the bigger (read: white) colleges just have more contacts in different businesses and stuff. That plays a big part.

lmaooooo Nina at the foreign voice, im speakin in foreign today too then!

jb_1030 (Dreams she is Amber Rose so she can wear those shoes)

Picking cotton, but the negro spirituals is gettin me through, how about you, one hand on the trigger I would suppose?

Swing Low Sweet Chariot coming for to carry me home….

Yep straw hat and jar of water to keep me cool at all times…

LOL. I just read all of your screen name. I’m ok with some Buffoonery.
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lol…but not the ignant buffoonery right? just some fun natured kind? i can deal with that

@ JB
I sure do have a thing for older women *wink* I’ll dig your groove up out the grave

@ ms meca see she was wrong #1 for not wearing the appropriate amount of deoderant #2 wearing two long sleeved shirts to the club…but i feel for her cause im into wearing long sleeves too and i made the mistake of wearing them to a Ghostface concert here in the STL last year damn near passed out!…my deoderant game was on point though…i was mad though cause i had to leave like right when he got on stage straight dehydrated!!!

@SNOOP

I’m with you dawg. Let’s get something started in here.

I know the tights look good on her but this is too much. She wears those things more than I wear some of my clothes. Thomas needs to take his woman shopping asap. I’m sorry.

@ JB
I sure do have a thing for older women *wink* I’ll dig your groove up out the grave

It had just turned midnight on my last birthday soI was celebrating it by myself. Me and a home made Margarita!

one hand on the trigger I would suppose?
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but of course, shush keep that on this hush hush

@lilith82

deoderant= she claims she’s allergic to it!!!

dam so yu paid the money and couldnt stay ? i would have been pissed

welp, the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness right? ok, so now think of your three best friends–if they’re okay….then its you.

how creepy is that
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I safe, i think all my homies mentally challenged in some way…lol

@ Ms Meca

*blushing*

@ERMY ERM
“welp, the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness right? ok, so now think of your three best friends–if they’re okay….then its you.

how creepy is that”
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LOL. Damn, I think everyone I know is crazy.

Wait, does that mean something could be wrong with me?

And for my next act…i will make Thomas Jones’ neck disappear! lol! ole swole bastard! He lucky though.

Wait, does that mean something could be wrong with me?

LMAO!!!!!!

Man, I just don’t care™,
Which HBCU did you go to?

jb

ODU was a blast and I was accepted into law school within 6 weeks of receiving my BS. I lived on campus in the dorms for 3 years and there is a concentration of international students in the 49th St area. I was actually sitting in class on 9/11 and I think the Muslim students were more afraid than most of us because they thought we would attack them.

@ jb
I love Margarita’s

welp, the statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness right? ok, so now think of your three best friends–if they’re okay….then its you.

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i guess im the ok one then cause them three are mental!

Purp,

come to my hood, I show you how I live.

@AFRICAN PRINCESS
“I know the tights look good on her but this is too much. She wears those things more than I wear some of my clothes. Thomas needs to take his woman shopping asap. I’m sorry.”
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He the one prolly got her wearing that shit.

@ JB
I sure do have a thing for older women *wink* I’ll dig your groove up out the grave
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lmaooooooooooooooo, somebody get the shovel!

lol snoopster….i have a couple thats off they rocker so that means i can think of 6 ppl i can hang around and none of us will be nuts

Nina Knows

one hand on the trigger I would suppose?
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but of course, shush keep that on this hush hush

LMAO, we’ll call it the “action” from here on out, you good today, how is your morning going?

LOL. Damn, I think everyone I know is crazy.

Wait, does that mean something could be wrong with me?
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HAAHAHAHHAHAHA Naw nicca that mean u the sane one. but judgin by some of your comments…..*doin the twirly bird next to my temple*

@LADY ARCHITECT

Went to Southern. What about yourself?

Man, I just don’t care™,
I went to Hampton U….Southern was among my choices but I believe their architecture program loss acreditation

ok…

so Tarzan live in the jungle right? wit animals and no technology. why that fool dont have a beard? HOW is he clean shavin?

@ERMY ERM
“LOL. Damn, I think everyone I know is crazy.

Wait, does that mean something could be wrong with me?
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HAAHAHAHHAHAHA Naw nicca that mean u the sane one. but judgin by some of your comments…..*doin the twirly bird next to my temple*”
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LOL. Now that I think about it, do insane people EVER KNOW that they are “insane?” Everything they do makes perfect sense to them.

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE CRAZY?

@ms meca

and why do the funkiest people always have to be the people who don’t wear deoderant?

@ MAN
UAPB Golden Lion Alum!!!!

jb

ODU was a blast and I was accepted into law school within 6 weeks of receiving my BS. I lived on campus in the dorms for 3 years and there is a concentration of international students in the 49th St area. I was actually sitting in class on 9/11 and I think the Muslim students were more afraid than most of us because they thought we would attack them.

I know it would look better at ODU, but I still liekd NSU when I was attending and go figure a Muslim is not the Head of the Math department.

But I am going to go thru the Troops to teacher program and have to start teaching at an inner city school like Booker T or IC Norcom or Warwick in Newport News

@ man
i fully subscribe to the notion that i am insane…but question if you know your friend is crazy and you hang out with them what does that say about you…NOW that’s the real question..lol

LOL. Now that I think about it, do insane people EVER KNOW that they are “insane?” Everything they do makes perfect sense to them.

HOW CAN YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE CRAZY?
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omg thats true….. *pondering now*

i guess we ALL crazy in somebody’s eyes LOL that sux

lilith82

lol!! a summer sweater to a concert in the summer!!!! d@m im glad yu had on deoderant cause you woulda been thru.. i hate when a artist is suppose to be here and they dont show up til 2 or 3 i be pissed i waited all this time spent all thi smney on drinks and the fool show up when the club almost over

ok…

so Tarzan live in the jungle right? wit animals and no technology. why that fool dont have a beard? HOW is he clean shavin?

LMAO!!!

and why do the funkiest people always have to be the people who don’t wear deoderant?

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good question

@ms meca..the killer was that when he finally got on stage he let his son kick it more than he did…i was done…so free or not im not going to see him again and i LOVE him as a artist..

Nina im coming shawwwty!!!

@ Ermy
So if I spit on your car you will follow me home?

@LADY A

I think you would of hated Southern. I think it would of been a lil too “hood” for you. IMO.

I’m just sayin.

@ Ermy
So if I spit on your car you will follow me home?
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naw i might run ova you wit my car though

@ ermy….are you short…under 5’4?

Note to self: Do not spit on ERMY’s car! check

why do ppl keep runnin over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance when you coulda just threw it away?

Note to self: Do not spit on ERMY’s car! check
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LMAO!!!!

@ snoop…im 5’8

@ Ermy
A chic back in the day tried to run me over, had a player nervous. She caught me red-ass handed tho.

Man, I just don’t care™

@LADY A

I think you would of hated Southern. I think it would of been a lil too “hood” for you. IMO.

I’m just sayin.

lol what you trynna say…I’m too prissy? huh?….lol j/k

They both look really skeevy in this photo. Megan needs to get a new look, she looks exactly like this in every picture. Its time for change. YES YOU CAN Megan.

@ Ermy
why do ppl keep runnin over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance when you coulda just threw it away?
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….Cuz I aint no Quitter…..

hahahhaha @ bg dang….

i was in a road rage sitiation. i have mad road rage at times. im workin on it

….Cuz I aint no Quitter…..
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LMAO!!!

what grade was this meca?

I was a freshmen or sophmore((sp))

one day i was in class .. And it was this english teacher i couldnt stand… she left out the room and i chewed like two whole packs of those gumballs and set it in here chair she was stuck to the chair
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You damn juvenile deliquent….lol

@ Meca
I had a math teacher in 8th grade, we would beat him to class cuz his door would be locked. Then I would jam like a thousand #2 pencils in the lock, by the time we would get in the class would be ova

@LADY A

Yeah, actually I do think you would of been too prissy. I think some of the chicks woulda cut your face. LOL.

Wait, seriously.

@BG

DID THEY EVER FIND OUT IT WAS YU?

Man, I just don’t care™

@LADY A

Yeah, actually I do think you would of been too prissy. I think some of the chicks woulda cut your face. LOL.

Wait, seriously.

lol yup I probably would’ve been a lil too prissy for that school. Don’t underestimate me though…I’m a ruthless fighter when it all comes down to it. Cutting someone’s face mean you are one jealous broad.

@meca
nope!

CRAZIEST THING CONTINUED

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I also carried a brick of Arizona to Stats class my junior year of college b/c I didnt have time to put it in my dorm safe. And yes, people smelled the herb!

@LADY A
“lol yup I probably would’ve been a lil too prissy for that school. Don’t underestimate me though…I’m a ruthless fighter when it all comes down to it. Cutting someone’s face mean you are one jealous broad.”
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LOL. Yeah, they would of been jealous. They would of been MAD hatin on you. Seriously.

I also carried a brick of Arizona to Stats class my junior year of college b/c I didnt have time to put it in my dorm safe. And yes, people smelled the herb
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LMAO!!!!

Lady A,

lol yu didnt get caught?? i could not picture yu doin sumthing liek that

ms meca ((sneaker pimp))

Lady A,

lol yu didnt get caught?? i could not picture yu doin sumthing liek that

nah never got caught…I know I know…I was a tomboy and bully when I was younger…now I’m a lady…lol

nah never got caught…I know I know…I was a tomboy and bully when I was younger…now I’m a lady…lol

yu were a tomboy??
no way!!!! i was a tomboy but its not hard to believe i was i still kinda am… but yu i would never see that

@ Lady A,

nah never got caught…I know I know…I was a tomboy and bully when I was younger…now I’m a lady…lol

yu were a tomboy??
no way!!!! i was a tomboy but its not hard to believe i was i still kinda am… but yu i would never see that

You guys got me cracking up.

ms meca ((sneaker pimp))

nah never got caught…I know I know…I was a tomboy and bully when I was younger…now I’m a lady…lol

yu were a tomboy??
no way!!!! i was a tomboy but its not hard to believe i was i still kinda am… but yu i would never see that

lol yup…I was the first born and my dad wanted a boy…so he kinda treated me like 1. Had me shooting dice with him, playing football, wearing boy jeans, sneakers, shirts, and he would put 1 lonely ponytail in my hair when my mom didn’t have a chance to do it…lol…She stepped in like oh no you will not so she spent much needed time putting me back into girl stance.

Lady A,

LOL c that why they say cant judge a book by its cover … I know all bout that first born stuff!!!!Did yu eventually get a brother??

I smashed my sister’s best friend the weekend before my wedding. My wife has no clue!

CRAZIEST THING CONTINUED:

In sophomore year of college I went out with my girls to a party and when it was over there were no cabs in site so we started walking the 3miles back in the cold. These dudes offered to give us a ride and we took it…SMH I had to sit on a guy’s lap and got felt up all the way to school even as I tried to keep pushing his hands away…smh..

(Please go easy after my last comment, it was a mistake)

ms meca ((sneaker pimp))

Lady A,

LOL c that why they say cant judge a book by its cover … I know all bout that first born stuff!!!!Did yu eventually get a brother??

yup…lol he was the 3rd one born.

I smashed my sister’s best friend the weekend before my wedding. My wife has no clue!
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ROFLMMFAO!!

O my

Gross! Whatever his name is looks terrible. All of that jewelry on and the best thing he could pick from his closet was Hanes t-shirt. The worse! Then to top it off his laces are untied. Crazy!!

I banged one of my high school teachers. I told her to let my boy hit and she quit shortly afterwards.

Damn prude.

@ Man
I always wanted to get one of my teachers. Got close to getting one of my professors on a trip at the Gateway classic

I also smoked a joint sitting in the Chief Judge’s bench chair when I used to be a custodian for the county during high school. Talk about a crazy high!

groupies

Fellas you got me cracking up.

ugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

that man with meagan is UGLY!!!!!!!! Damn, look at the size oh his neck? what is he doing to get such a huge neck! oh well, meagan is a typical pretty girl, can choose a good looking man to save her life! mone always win i guess! well, i will never be rich at least not by my man cause there is no way i will end up with a jay-z or thomas just for the sake of money! how about pleasure and stimulation!

I guess it is apparent I have a history of major partying and violence. Oh well

I banged a chick one time but my GF was on the way, so i didnt have time to wipe off my weapon. Anyway my gf went down on me and she said it tasted like rubber. I just kinda mumbled and kept it moving

oh what are the rules? you guys are talking about your high school experiences?!

@man
you were flashing chics early…lol

@LILITH
“you were flashing chics early…lol”
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I know, and I never stopped…

i hope it was worth it for the chics..not back then but now since you say you’re still doing it…lol

@bg™

That’s a good one! Lol!

Dont forget to help control the pet population and have your pets spayed or neutured!

@LILITH
“i hope it was worth it for the chics..not back then but now since you say you’re still doing it…lol”
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No need to “hope”…it’s worth it.

WAIT, are you asking to see????

bg™

I banged a chick one time but my GF was on the way, so i didnt have time to wipe off my weapon. Anyway my gf went down on me and she said it tasted like rubber. I just kinda mumbled and kept it moving

THat is why you are supposed to be like oh wait I got to pee.

I banged a chick one time but my GF was on the way, so i didnt have time to wipe off my weapon. Anyway my gf went down on me and she said it tasted like rubber. I just kinda mumbled and kept it moving

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smh… it was that close yu couldnt go to the bathroom..

jb_1030

Dont let my events tarnish the image of an entire academic institution. I have put MOST of that mess behind me now.

@ jb
I was young and confused, so it was either rubber residue or lever 2000, guess I made the wrong choice.

@snoop
hilarious…you know that lady sounded like the “dry eyes” guy off of the commercials

@ Meca
ok ok ok…I was just trif

@ BG….lever 2000 is a dead giveaway fam…lol

@man
I’m gonna call you out…put it on your gravie…show the world….its “Take it out Thursday”…lol

I don’t have anything to crazy, but I once went into a Burger King, and ordered a Big Mac!

LOL @ bg

@ Snoop
I was torn!!!

@LILITH
“I’m gonna call you out…put it on your gravie…show the world….its “Take it out Thursday”…lol”
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HA HA HA HA. I’m down. You gotta “participate” in “Take it Out Thursday” though.

@man
naw naw naw you go first…Im just trying to see if its worth it….

I slipped out of the hotel on my senior prom night to go bang my date’s cousin

Ill put mine up

d@m bg

yu are so wrong in so many ways lol

@Man

Sorry about that! Please continue

DEAD @lilith82

he looks weird i dont know … i like dark dudes but i dont kno mayb its a bad pic … side eye to both of them no disrespect Ms. Good

@ snoop
OK i’ll give you a story…so i was dating this guy, we were supposed to go out to eat with some friends of his..we made it to the parking lot and lets just say he wanted to test my “intelligence” so I showed him some “brains” in the car and i pulled up just as parking lot security was rolling up..they were cool and didnt trip but now i see a Houlihans and i just crack up…

@Snoop

I guess I will play along. Here goes, and please keep in mind this was a long time ago……..

I once slept with two brothers and a cousin in the same week.

When it pokes out the jacket the pink unit is massive!

@LILLITH
“naw naw naw you go first…Im just trying to see if its worth it….”
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Wait a sec now. Are you trying to put an “out clause” in this?

@man
Im just saying show me yours first MR. ITS Worth it…

*scrolls up and reads the thread*

Ya’ll showing out in there today! LOL

Hi Everyone!!!

@ green….wow!!!!
@ lilith82… did you complete the course…lol

Green M&M

@Snoop

I guess I will play along. Here goes, and please keep in mind this was a long time ago……..

I once slept with two brothers and a cousin in the same week.
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That is nothing

How about I called the one brother the other brother’s name.

That is why men say What’s my name so we don’t forget.

@ Green M&M

I once slept with two brothers and a cousin in the same week.
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DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!

NO STORIES HERE

That’s it for me. I am done!!

@ JB

How about I called the one brother the other brother’s name.

That is why men say What’s my name so we don’t forget.
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*Faints*

jb_1030 (Dreams she is Amber Rose so she can wear those shoes),
I WHEN A MAN SAY “WHAT’S MY NAME”? i START LAUGHING WHEN A GUY DOES THAT….I BE LIKE HUH…

@ jb
You can call me Rufus if you let me crumble your cookies

@ snoop…come on now i said when i pulled up…you don’t quit on a brotha…you fool around and look like Rihanna…LOL

I am scared of Thomas Jones and what he would do to me! Woo Lawd! She’s a brave woman…

mECA….
REMEMBER THE MEANNESS I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE OTHER DAY ABOUT DUDE TRYING TO MAKE A BET ON ME AND HOW I GOT HIM BACK?

@ Lady A

I WHEN A MAN SAY “WHAT’S MY NAME”? i START LAUGHING WHEN A GUY DOES THAT….I BE LIKE HUH…
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DITTO!!! That ruins the moment for me…it’s almost like GTFOH!!!

Hey Rufus!!

@ im just saying ms meca…I want it to be worth it, and MAN is stalling me out…LOL

trs

@ Lady A

I WHEN A MAN SAY “WHAT’S MY NAME”? i START LAUGHING WHEN A GUY DOES THAT….I BE LIKE HUH…
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DITTO!!! That ruins the moment for me…it’s almost like GTFOH!!!

THANK YOU….I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN’T LIKE THAT.

@ snoop

I really REALLY like that painting in your gravie.

Lady A!!!!

yu sure it was me ????

Hey boo!!!! you know who you are

@ trs
yeah when they ask that it takes me back to that scene in Waiting to Exhale…like “for real”? lol

WHEN A MAN SAY “WHAT’S MY NAME”? i START LAUGHING WHEN A GUY DOES THAT….I BE LIKE HUH…

LMAO … yeah im not feeling that

I really REALLY like that painting in your gravie.
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@ trs….thank you

He is so unattractive, GROSS.

Im out! Have a meeting at the SPCA at 12:45

@ Man IJDC1

I see that you like “show and tell” huh? LOL @ u!!

Bye Puppy!! we cantalk later abuot ODU

THOMAS PLEASE BUY MEAGAN SOME CLOTHES…PLEASE!!! I’M SICK OF SEEING THIS CHICK IN THE SAME THING EVERYTIME SHE’S OUT AND ABOUT…SURELY SHE MUST GET PAID SOMETHING FROM HER FILMS AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO BUY CLOTHES EVERY NOW AND THEN…DAMN!

@LILLITH
“I want it to be worth it, and MAN is stalling me out…LOL”
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LOL. Naw… can’t have it on here cause it’d show up at my job. I’ll email it to you though.

Hi TRS! *waving*

ATTENTION:

CALLING ALL WALRUS’S, CALLING ALL WALRUS’S. REPORT TO THE AQUARIUM AT ONCE!

Music kills it for me!
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Does the exact opposite for me…..Maxwell and Prince…good LAWD!!!

sHE NEEDS TO TOSS THOSE TIGHTS!! VENUS’S DRESS IS UGLY!! SHE NEEDS TO STEP IT UP!

@JB
“Stopped dead in the up stroke looked at me and got up and left. I was like oops!! Ok I was 20 and in the Navy”
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I woulda finished like it wasn’t even a problem.

Stopped dead in the up stroke looked at me and got up and left. I was like oops!! Ok I was 20 and in the Navy
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I would have accomplished the mission first. I’m no quitter!

@ Sydney

Hi Sydney!!! Thanks for letting me borrow that armor yesterday. As luck would have it, I didn’t even need it!!

@ Man and BG

LMAO!!! Didn’t speak to him or his brother for like a month.

@ Man IJDC

I woulda finished like it wasn’t even a problem.
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SMH @ you and JB not being a “quitter.” WILD!!!!

trs

Music kills it for me!
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Does the exact opposite for me…..Maxwell and Prince…good LAWD!!!

I LIKE MUSIC….NOT ALL THE TIME THOUGH BUT WHEN IT’S ROMANTIC…LOVE MUSIC.

@ man you’re full of excuses…Stalling me out!!!

Lady A,

LMAO!!!! THAT WAS SOOOOO BOGUS AND THE CRAZY THING IS DUDE REALLY BELIEVED IT WAS A GIRL!!!SO AFTER THAT DID YU CONTINUE TALKIN TO THE ONLINE GUY???

@LILLITH
“you’re full of excuses…Stalling me out!!!”
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LOL. you must be new because I’ve already shown it to several people on here. ha ha ha ha.

WTF@ PEOPLE JUMPIN OFF DRESSER

I bet those pants have a whole lot of those little small balls of lint from her sweating in the area where the “lady parts” sit. Maybe they are crazy glued on and she can’t get them off.

I GUESS THE MANATEE ISN’T IN HERE. FINE, I’LL FIND YOU. I HAVE MY NET AND AND WHALE TARP READY TO GO.

Off subject

Snoop I am craving for a California Navel Orange from the Mexican on the corner

Now back to our regularly scheduled program

Whale Seeker

I GUESS THE MANATEE ISN’T IN HERE. FINE, I’LL FIND YOU. I HAVE MY NET AND AND WHALE TARP READY TO GO.
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol @ man showing his stuff to everybody

@Man
Im new to the comments not new to the site and trust I would’ve remembered seeing it..I think you’re scared though…its ok..not every man is comfortable with his package…Got to love what you got though…LOL

BOSS!! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!?!

Stalling me out!!!”

Oh snap haven’t heard that since I left Cali. My son asked what is a Mark and a Buster?

What the hell happened to his neck? Mens with wide noses have huge (d8cks)

Lady A,

gay guys love doin stuff like that !!! Thats lik one of their qualified skills lol..
So basically the online dude really enjoyed him because he was mad yu didnt do it agin thats hilarious

@ jb
Im from the STL and i hear people saying it ALL THE TIME..lol…so we’re just recycling it…

WHAT IS WRONG WITH OFFICER RICKY? LOL

OFFICER RICKY, WILL YOU HELP ME CATCH THIS THING. APPARENTLY HE COMES UNDER DIFFERENT IDENTITIES. LAST TIME HE PRETENDED TO BE A PRETTY DOLPHIN, BUT I SAW THE GREAT BLUE WHALE BLUBBER SHOWING UNDERNEATH.

@ SNOOP
you need that “Long Lap Dance Song”…LOL

Snoop I am craving for a California Navel Orange from the Mexican on the corner

Now back to our regularly scheduled program
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You talking about pedro, on every exit of the 405 freeway? lmao

ms meca

Lady A,

gay guys love doin stuff like that !!! Thats lik one of their qualified skills lol..
So basically the online dude really enjoyed him because he was mad yu didnt do it agin thats hilarious

LOL SAD TO SAY…I GOT SOME POINTERS FROM MY FRIEND AFTER THAT ONE…

@LILLITH
“Im new to the comments not new to the site and trust I would’ve remembered seeing it..I think you’re scared though…its ok..not every man is comfortable with his package…Got to love what you got though…LOL”
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LOL. You didn’t remember it because I never posted it as a gravie. I emailed it to them. It was a few months back. if anything I think I’m tooo comfortable my package.

If you aren’t scured I’ll email it to you…

Aww, look… Meagan got herself a “knock-off” Reggie Bush, lol… I wonder if she picked him up at the same swap-meat she got those pants from. (Just wondering)

@bg
Im good i just want to see what Man is talking about…

wow most songs are no more than 4minutes

LMAO
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@ meca…. I KNOW 250 PUMPS PER MIN. LOL

LOL. You didn’t remember it because I never posted it as a gravie. I emailed it to them. It was a few months back. if anything I think I’m tooo comfortable my package.

If you aren’t scured I’ll email it to you…
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G
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LOL @ SMH

@SNOOP

LMAO!!!

YU STICKING TO THAT 1000 PUMPS A MINUTE AINT YOU

SAD ORDEAL…MAYBE YOU NEED TO PUT ON SOME LIL BOW WOW FOR YOUR SEXCAPADES
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LMAO….YOU KNOW I’M JOKING RIGHT? LOL

@ Brooklyn Stand UP

HI Brooklyn! I haven’t seen you on here in awhile…I hope that u and the fam are doing good!!!

@man
You’d probably send me someone else’s

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

HAVE YOU SEEN A MALE WHALE AROUND HERE, ABOUT YAY HIGH? HE IS DISGUISED AS A BOTTLE-NOSED DOLPHIN, AND HIS SIGNATURE MOVE IS THE SALUTE?

IF SO, PLEASE HAVE HIM REPORT TO THE AQUARIUM. WE DON’T KNOW HOW HE ESCAPED, BUT HE IS A TRICKY TRICKY LITTLE BASTARD.

@man
You’d probably send me someone else’s
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THAT WOULD BE REALLY GAY!

@trs

What up miss? Everything good on my end, can’t complain. Whatz good wit you?

@WHALE SEEKER

YES!! WE MUST UNITE TO FIND THIS FAT DISGUSTING BLOB THAT EATS DONUTS FOR DINNER! BOSS!!

I THINK IM REFRESHING TOO LATE I KEEP SKIPPIN HELLA STUFF

@ Ryan leslie
naw we’re just being silly that’s all…

OFFICER RICKY,

I AM SORRY THE WHALE HAS TAKEN YOUR MOST PRECIOUS DONUTS. BUT WHEN I FIND THIS GREAT BLUE MAMMAL, I WILL PUT HIM AWAY FOR GOOD.

BOSS!!

@LILLITH
“@man
You’d probably send me someone else’s”
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WTF?

Get at me at JCSTANSB@y-a-h-o-o-.c-o-m

You’ll know it’s real. LOL.

MS MECA, LADY ARCHITECT, SNOOP, AND SYDNEY…ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANT TO LOCATE THIS MAMMAL? HE SWIMS AMONGST YOU AS IF HE IS A SEA HORSE.

@ Brooklyn Stand Up

What up miss? Everything good on my end, can’t complain. Whatz good wit you?
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That’s good to hear…I haven’t seen you on here since your son’s birthday. He is the cutest thing. I am just chilling, waiting on the weekend. U know how it goes.

OFFICER RICKY,

THIS IS STRANGE, FOR THIS WHALE EATS ALMOST ANYTHING. I SAW HIM LAYING IN SOMEONE’S YARD THE OTHER DAY FIGHTING WITH INNOCENT DEER FOR FOOD.

@ Man

I will make sure to email you later on tonite.

LOL j/k

@ OFFICER RICKY

HIDING WHO ???

LMBAO @ Officer Ricky!!!

OFFICER RICKY

I THINK MAN I JUST DON’T CARE IS GUILTY OF HIDING THIS WHALE IN HIS BATHTUB. THEY ARE COUSINS, SO I’VE HEARD.

OK WHO’S SUPPOSE TO BE THW WHALE? I MISS THE WHOLE CONVO ABOUT THAT…

WHALE SEEKER,

THAT GREEDY BASTARD!! HOW DID HE GET OFF HIS DAMN LEASH?!?! DID YOU PUT WATER IN HIS DISH? BOSS!!

@man
I got you

@Lady Architect

OK WHO’S SUPPOSE TO BE THW WHALE? I MISS THE WHOLE CONVO ABOUT THAT…
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**FLASHING FLASHLIGHT**
WHO SAID THAT?! LADY A! ARE YOU HIDING THIS FAT NUCCA? BOSS!!

OFFICER RICKY

I DON’T KNOW. DON’T WORRY BROTHA, IF WE INTERROGATE ENOUGH OF THESE PEOPLE, WE MAY GET SOME ANSWERS.

sxyQblondie BLESSED TO BE ME

ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE WHALE?

What a great couple, reminds me of my wife, Harriet and I when we were younger.

MS MECA

BECAUSE HE IS GUILTY OF HIDING UNDER A COSTUME. OFFICER RICKY AND I ARE HERE TO EXPOSE HIM.

WHALE SEEKER

OK SO YOU SAYING HE THE IMPOSTER ???

OFFICER RICKY

@Lady Architect

OK WHO’S SUPPOSE TO BE THW WHALE? I MISS THE WHOLE CONVO ABOUT THAT…
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**FLASHING FLASHLIGHT**
WHO SAID THAT?! LADY A! ARE YOU HIDING THIS FAT NUCCA? BOSS!!

LOL CHILL OUT WITH THE FLASHLIGHT….NOT HIDING ANYONE.

LUNCH TIME! I WILL CONTINUE MY SEARCH LATER! BOSS!

WHERE’S PIMPIN AT…I KNOW HE’S LURKING SOMEWHERE….

MS MECA

HE’S NOT AN IMPOSTER. HE JUST HAS MANY DISGUISES. HE IS LIKE JAMES BOND, ONLY SHAPED LIKE A BRONTASAURUS.

LADY ARCHITECT

BINGO.

This thread is crazy. . .

@Carl Winslow

“What a great couple, reminds me of my wife, Harriet and I when we were younger.”

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OK WELL I DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS

i can picture that really sounding liek carl winslow

SXYQ IS THAT REALLY YOU? PIC LOOKS A BIT BLURRY TO ME. PROVE YOURSELF!

damn….meagan is wearing them tights!!!

@ sydney….how are you today? If you have showtime checkout “BROTHERHOOD”

@LADY A

HIT ME ON MY YAHOO EMAIL! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE I CANT POST ON HERE DUE TO THE ALWAYS PRESENT CRAZIES!

MS MECA

DON’T YOU WORRY. OFFICER RICKY AND I WILL BE BACK LATER TO FIND HIM.

HINT: LADY ARCHITECT MAY KNOW THE ANSWER…RE-READ A COUPLE MINUTES BACKWARDS.

shes gorgeous. he looks like a troll kind of. whateva.

I was thinkin the same thing sxyq thats the only reason i didnt comment back… the picture looked blurry

Meagan Goode is the one of the few people who can actually wear the tights and look good…she make me wanna go put some on

Hey everybody!

Someone has Shonuff as a gravie? LMBAO!

@Snoop

“@ sydney….how are you today? If you have showtime checkout “BROTHERHOOD””

Hey, it’s dreary outside, but you all are having a blast in here, I see. I guess Freaky Friday has come early, lol.

I don’t have Showtime, unfortunately. Describe Brotherhood for me, please.

sxyQblondie BLESSED TO BE ME

@LADY A

HIT ME ON MY YAHOO EMAIL! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SHARE I CANT POST ON HERE DUE TO THE ALWAYS PRESENT CRAZIES!

GIRL JUST TEXT ME…THAT’S EASIER THAN LOGGING INTO MY EMAIL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.

BE!!!!!!!!

SYDNEY

BROTHERHOOD: FULL OF OVERTHETOP IRISH JOKES.

@trs

That’s good to hear…I haven’t seen you on here since your son’s birthday. He is the cutest thing. I am just chilling, waiting on the weekend. U know how it goes.

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=) Thanks!

Yeah, I’ve been M.I.A. for a while, lol…

Same here hun, waiting on the weekend, counting the days. Can’t wait till tomorrow.

“Carl Winslow” has me cracking up over here. . .

Hi Be!

@Lady A – Hey missy…I don’t think that is SxyQ..

‘That means you’re getting the job done, brother. Take it as a compliment.’

I want to see the faces you make.

Hey Syd!

Lady A!

hey BE

Hey Ms. Meca!

@Whale Seeker …are you Oshie?

@Film

LMAO! Is that really you?

@BE

What’s up there lady? No, that poster isn’t Oshie either.

Hey BE!!!

THE FEMALE IN MY PHOTO IS THE EXACT REASON WHY BLACK FEMALES ARE LABELED AS GHETTO!

Sydney

No, it’s Film, Jr. Is it really you?

BE…I KNEW IT WASN’T…WAS JUST PLAYING ROUND WITH THE IMPOSTER.

TRS,

DID YU JUST GET HERE?

IT IS BLATENT THE LITTLE CREATION IN THIS GRAVATAR IS ATTEMPTING TO POKE OUT HER FRONT AND BACKSIDE! IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE TWO #2 PENCILS SHE CALLS LEGS ARE STRAINING TO MAINTAIN BALANCE!

NOW SETTING TIMER FOR HER SUDDEN ARRIVAL AS IF SHE DOESNT ALWAYS LURK!

@TRS – Hi

@Man – I am good…tired today

@whale seeker – i only asked you that because of the reference to Iris jokes..only Oshie point out that stuff..

lol

Film

LOL at “Film Jr..” Yeah, it’s me.

ok i’m off to my dentist appt.

Lady Architect

WHERE’S PIMPIN AT…I KNOW HE’S LURKING SOMEWHERE….

*Lurking, eating lunch* Do your buns need my attention NSP, cause I personally volunteer for that… At all times!

@Lady A – Okay..I wasn’t sure….is it dreary in VA?

Hey Pimp!

WHO GOT KICKED OFF TOP MOEDL LAST NIGHT>

@ sydney….it’s like an irish version of a watered down sopranos, i like it.

@ be..wassup sunshine?

BE

@Lady A – Okay..I wasn’t sure….is it dreary in VA?

Hell yeah riverdance hips it is… Wassup btw?

BE

Hey Pimp!

Riverdance hips, hello, how was your killa cali trip?

**waiting on Lillith’s email**

BYE LADY A

Megan is cute but why in the hell does she always have them damn tights on ??? I saw the picture before reading the post and damn the leggings are starting to be an issue.

TRS,

i must have missed it cuz i aint seen you all day.. girl nothing bored with no work tyrna keep up with the convo.. how yu?

BE!!

Lawd i just scrolled past Lilith82 gravie and i thought that was ALF at first glance.

THERE YOU ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIEND.

@ man…i see nelly and yo boo getting married in the other thread.

Sydney

I need some help with a situation. What can you do for a growin’ man?

@Ermy Erm – Hey Miss!

@Pimp – I had a good time in Cali – we went to the laugh factory and I got to see Chris Rock perform and tony Rock was the MC…..got loose with the goose every night! and the conference sessions where l hour so it was only painful for a short time.

TRS,

i must have missed it cuz i aint seen you all day.. girl nothing bored with no work tyrna keep up with the convo.. how yu?
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Same here girl. It’s some funny ish going on in here today!!! LOL I am enjoying myself on here today!!! Yeah you missed me because I’ve been blogging for a bit, but it’s all good. It’s easy to miss people sometimes.

LOL na pimpin

i wish!! but im tired of the sneaker site . i be on every site i can think of trying to kill time and now im tired of it!

BE

@Ermy Erm – Hey Miss!

@Pimp – I had a good time in Cali – we went to the laugh factory and I got to see Chris Rock perform and tony Rock was the MC…..got loose with the goose every night! and the conference sessions where l hour so it was only painful for a short time.

No doubt, I can’t do nothing but hate on lil trip all that sunshine and fun *Throwing salt at ya game* Naw Its all love, I’m glad you had fun, and got the chance to enjoy yourself, thats good to hear.

@Film

“Sydney

I need some help with a situation. What can you do for a growin’ man?”

Hmm, do you mean you’re getting taller? That’s just the result of a good diet.

@man
I got you…give me a second..had to get some work done

trs,

lol yeah this is the most a thread has went without the madness really

HOLLA AT ME 4348320304! MMKAY

Meagan looks good it tights… So does my wife, I love it! Only in the crib though, lol…

*waving frantically to get the stray eye’s attention* OVER HERE THOMAS–LOOK OVER HERE!!
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ms meca

LOL na pimpin

i wish!! but im tired of the sneaker site . i be on every site i can think of trying to kill time and now im tired of it!

LMAO, thats too funny, how long got to be there today?

@ be…. you in n.j. now? you should have have took john wayne airport you was right there.

pimpin,

seems like ill be out of here maybe bout 230!!!

Sydney

Depending on the angle that you’re lookin’ at the situation, you could say I’m gettin’ taller. Oh, I’m too thick to be on a diet.

i know im late with this but the craziest thing i ever did was screw one of my girls mamas. i aint ashamed cause it was good too. it was our secret for the longest.

Ermy, I just read your post about someone’s gravie looking like Alf. You are a fool! LOL!

Pay the rent then im out lol

@ Syd

GIRL!! when old ppl doin this mess i’m DONE! DONE I SAY! I wish my grandma WOULD fight ova a dude and bring out a gat? PFFFFFT nonsense

ms meca

pimpin,

seems like ill be out of here maybe bout 230!!!

You got a couple of hours, I feel like talking shit, so, sit back and enjoy my comments as usual Sneaker Pimp…

@Snoop – yeah I got back around midnight…I did not make the reservations but I will remember that. 2 of my other co-workers came in the other airport. LAX looks like it needs some renovations or something….alot of empty space there. there are alot of black people working there so that is good.

@Film

“Sydney

Depending on the angle that you’re lookin’ at the situation, you could say I’m gettin’ taller. Oh, I’m too thick to be on a diet.”

Whatchu talkin’ about, Willis?

PIMPIN WILLIE!! GET BACK HERE! BOSS!!

@erm
naw you gotta focus on it…that’s funny though

@ Brooklyn Stand UP

Tell me about it girlie… That’s why I left. It’s like a totally different crowd in here now… A whole lot of beefing for no reason. Oh well, what are you gonna do? Glad to see you is here though
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100% Cosign. I almost stopped coming in too, but I missed it! LOL Glad to see you too…and don’t be a stranger!

PIMPIN WILLIE!! YOU AIN’T NO REAL PIMP DAMMIT!

WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS HATING ON MY LOOKS?

i know im late with this but the craziest thing i ever did was screw one of my girls mamas. i aint ashamed cause it was good too. it was our secret for the longest.
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Yeah, i had a lil secret like that but with my moms friend…SMH @ MYSELF

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIE!! GET BACK HERE! BOSS!!

I’m right here, I aint giving you just cause to shoot me, lets talk money! BOSS!!

LOL @ Syd at first glance i really truly did think that

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIE!! YOU AIN’T NO REAL PIMP DAMMIT!

I get you puzzy for donut money, I am more of a pimp then you are a drug kingpin! BOSS!!

I ALWAYS CHUCKLE WHEN I SEE FEMALES CURSING THEIR HUSBANDS OUT BECAUSE THEY CANT STOP CHECKING ME OUT!

@ Lil….i been starin at it. LMAOOOOOOOO

i wish!! but im tired of the sneaker site . i be on every site i can think of trying to kill time and now im tired of it!

same here. Every gossip site, clothing site and shoe site. Then at like 4-430 I am like ooh got to finish this

I wish we could go back to the old days when people like, Z, Oshie, Brook, Redd Tony, Daywalker, Julips, Fallin and Mock blogged everyday. You newbies are corny and as boring as hell and you constantly whine about imposters. weak

DAMN THAT MONNNNNKEEEEY! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING A FAKE PIMP!! BOSS!! WHAT TYPE OF DAMN PIMP ARE YOU? A MISSISSIPPI MUD PIE PIMP? B!TCH BETTA HAVE MY SWEET POTATO! BOSS!!

@ BE…I’m glad you had a goodtime.

@Ermy

“GIRL!! when old ppl doin this mess i’m DONE! DONE I SAY! I wish my grandma WOULD fight ova a dude and bring out a gat? PFFFFFT nonsense”

Girl, I thought it was hilarious that one cursed at the other. I can see the elder statesman just sitting back and smiling and saying to himself, I still got it, lol. I think when some people get to be a certain age, they just let loose.

I ALWAYS CHUCKLE WHEN I SEE FEMALES CURSING THEIR HUSBANDS OUT BECAUSE THEY CANT STOP CHECKING ME OUT!
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huh?

‘Whatchu talkin’ about, Willis?’

Is your question about my height or girth?

I didn’t realize you were this shy, Ms. Davis.

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF CAROL CITY PENAL CODE 6428.561; IMITATING A REAL PIMP! AND YOU STINK!!! BOSS!!

@erm…you’re silly as hell…i might have to change it though now that you’re cracking on me LOL

WHY ARE PEOPLE ALWAYS HATING ON MY LOOKS?

sxyqblondie

nobody is hating im just speaking the truth you got a horse face and are thoroughbred ugly

OFFICER RICKY

DAMN THAT MONNNNNKEEEEY! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING A FAKE PIMP!! BOSS!! WHAT TYPE OF DAMN PIMP ARE YOU? A MISSISSIPPI MUD PIE PIMP? B!TCH BETTA HAVE MY SWEET POTATO! BOSS!!

You got nothing Ricky other then yourself on tape buying puzzy from women who like to give me their money, no mississip here, I am all Disctrict, again you got money for mo product? If not keep it moving, you said yo self I aint no pimp, you aint got no warrant! BOSS!!

@erm…you’re silly as hell…i might have to change it though now that you’re cracking on me LOL
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IM TELLIN YOU!! If you dont focus on the pic and just glance over it. its like deja vu LOL!!

Film

“Is your question about my height or girth?”

Um, both. And what can I do to help?

I didn’t realize you were this shy, Ms. Davis.”

Mr. Van Peebles. . .SMH, lol.

I USED TO MODEL FOR A FEW YEARS AFTER COMPLETING HIGH SCHOOL!

OFFICER RICKY

YOU ARE IN VIOLATION OF CAROL CITY PENAL CODE 6428.561; IMITATING A REAL PIMP! AND YOU STINK!!! BOSS!!

Never, I smell like womens hands and lips, the best smell on earth, you smell Desitin and Chitlins, with donut sugar in your beard! BOSS!!

PIMPIN WILLIE

I DO THE QUESTIONING AROUND HERE! THIS IS MY INVESTIGATION! PEOPLE, DON’T BELIEVE HE IS A PIMP! MONNNNNKEEEEEEEEEY! BOSS!!

@erm
Im new to the comments and already i got Man flashing me, and Erm cracking on me…yall know how to break a sistah in quick LOL

@ man
I emailed you so now what!?!?! LOL

Never, I smell like womens hands and lips, the best smell on earth, you smell Desitin and Chitlins, with donut sugar in your beard! BOSS!!
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WELL STOP WEARING VICTORIA SECRET AND MAYBELLINE MONNNNKEEEEEEEY!!

@Snoop – Sunset Boulevard was not really what I expected or Hollywood Boulevard. I mean we got there around 9 pm and things where starting to shut down…is that normal?

I USED TO MODEL FOR A FEW YEARS AFTER COMPLETING HIGH SCHOOL!

sxyqblondie

model what tranny cutore will you take that ugly picture down my eyes are burning

@ man
I emailed you so now what!?!?! LOL
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@ lilith82…You sending booty shots?

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIE

I DO THE QUESTIONING AROUND HERE! THIS IS MY INVESTIGATION! PEOPLE, DON’T BELIEVE HE IS A PIMP! MONNNNNKEEEEEEEEEY! BOSS!!

Of course you don’t, I don’t Mac pigs! BOSS!!

same here. Every gossip site, clothing site and shoe site. Then at like 4-430 I am like ooh got to finish this

same routine everyday

@Snoop – Sunset Boulevard was not really what I expected or Hollywood Boulevard. I mean we got there around 9 pm and things where starting to shut down…is that normal?
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not @ all….by the laugh factory it’s dry on weekdays, but west hollywood be jumping( upscale shit)

Sydney

‘Um, both.’

Why don’t you come and examine it, and see for yourself.

I want to do away with this current hardness. Can you fix me?

PIMPIN WILLIE

SO YOU MUST NOT BE A FAT! BOSS!!

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIE

SO YOU MUST NOT BE A FAT! BOSS!!

Never, Ask TRS if I am fat! BOSS!!

I actuallt thought that loose shoe strings and pants tucked in ya sneakers was played out….who knew. I can’t understand it but hey everyone has their thing.

Film

“Why don’t you come and examine it, and see for yourself.”

Send me directions — sounds like something I have to examine in person.

“I want to do away with this current hardness. Can you fix me?”

I’ll do my best. Is it painful?

@ Pimpin

Never, Ask TRS if I am fat! BOSS!!
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Pimpin YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

No Lil…im not crackin! LOL i just made an observation

i dont cracketh less’n its deserveth

TRS

IS PIMPIN WILLIE A FAT ASS? DOES HE SMELL LIKE CURD MILK AND GOAT CHEESE SANDWICHES? IS THIS NOT THE FAT BASTARD THAT ATE MY JELLY DONUTS?

PIMPIN WILLIAM

WHY THE HELL SHOULD I’VE ASKED TRS IS YOU’Z A FAT ASS! BOSS!!

trs

@ Pimpin

Never, Ask TRS if I am fat! BOSS!!
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Pimpin YOU ARE A DAMN FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

Just be honest with the cop! BOSS!!

@BE

Oh yeah… it just depends on how old…. and how fine.

Vanessa Williams would get slaughtered to this day.

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIAM

WHY THE HELL SHOULD I’VE ASKED TRS IS YOU’Z A FAT ASS! BOSS!!

Cause she knows what I look like! BOSS!!

@ Erm
ok I’ll remember that. I’ll take the Alf joke for a freshman joke…LOL

PIMPIN WILLIAM

HOW CAN YOU BE A PIMP WHEN YOU SMELL LIKE BACKYARD-BABOON-BUTTCRACK? BOSS!

@JB – I mean like over 60……

@TRS – I am waiting for Man’s answer but I hear crickets……

@BE

Oh yeah… it just depends on how old…. and how fine.

Vanessa Williams would get slaughtered to this day.

@ Man

What about Whoopi GOldberg? She is a senior ciizen

Cause she knows what I look like!
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A FOOT BOTTOM! YES!

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIAM

HOW CAN YOU BE A PIMP WHEN YOU SMELL LIKE BACKYARD-BABOON-BUTTCRACK? BOSS!

Weak, you smell like a day laborer, with two handfulls of Taco Bell, see how its done! BOSS!!

@ Officer Ricky

IS PIMPIN WILLIE A FAT ASS? DOES HE SMELL LIKE CURD MILK AND GOAT CHEESE SANDWICHES? IS THIS NOT THE FAT BASTARD THAT ATE MY JELLY DONUTS?
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You and Pimpin need to cut this beef out….but I admit that both of yall got me rolling over here To answer your questions, NO Pimpin is certainly not fat. Based on his gravie,I bet he smells like Gucci cologne but I can not testify to that for sure.

Now don’t go putting me in the middle of yalls mess now…BOSS!!!

**still waiting on Lillith’s email**

@Man – Vanessa Willims is not a senior citizen..how about Dianne Carroll ( I think she is 60s now)

@ BE

@TRS – I am waiting for Man’s answer but I hear crickets……
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Me too!! LOL

trs

@ Officer Ricky

IS PIMPIN WILLIE A FAT ASS? DOES HE SMELL LIKE CURD MILK AND GOAT CHEESE SANDWICHES? IS THIS NOT THE FAT BASTARD THAT ATE MY JELLY DONUTS?
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You and Pimpin need to cut this beef out….but I admit that both of yall got me rolling over here To answer your questions, NO Pimpin is certainly not fat. Based on his gravie,I bet he smells like Gucci cologne but I can not testify to that for sure.

Now don’t go putting me in the middle of yalls mess now…BOSS!!!

You know me soo well baby, thank you for your honest answer! BOSS!!

@JB
“@ Man

What about Whoopi GOldberg? She is a senior ciizen”
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Come on JB.

I think they use a pic of Whoopi to “cure” them old men if they take too much V.i.agra.

@Man…i emailed you!!!!
jcstansb@yahoo.com
right?
Check your inbox…

Okay. I’ll send you a pic as well, so you can look over it carefully, and see what you need to inspect before it enters, Sydney.

It’s gettin’ painful.

What about Whoopi GOldberg? She is a senior ciizen
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yep if benefits come with it.

@Man
I EMAILED YOU!!!
jcstansb…right?

@ Man

what about Pam Grier now?

TRS

Based on his gravie,I bet he smells like Gucci cologne but I can not testify to that for sure.
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DON’T BELIEVE IT. BASED ON HIS GRAVIE, HE SMELLS LIKE FANTASIA’S TIGHTS FROM YESTERDAY! BOSS!

@BE
“Vanessa Willims is not a senior citizen..how about Dianne Carroll ( I think she is 60s now)”
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I would hit Dianne Carroll.

Officer Ricky, that was some funny shit, dawg.

@ Pimpin
You know me soo well baby, thank you for your honest answer! BOSS!!
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You are welcome Pimpin!!! You know I would not lie! BOSS!!!!!

*that ish cracks me up*

I’m 26 so i don’t know what would be too old..cause Morgan Freeman could get it

Film

When can I expect the pic? It sounds like an urgent matter.

OFFICER RICKY

TRS

Based on his gravie,I bet he smells like Gucci cologne but I can not testify to that for sure.
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DON’T BELIEVE IT. BASED ON HIS GRAVIE, HE SMELLS LIKE FANTASIA’S TIGHTS FROM YESTERDAY! BOSS!

You smell like used doctors gloves at an abortion clinic! BOSS!!

Based on his gravie,I bet he smells like Gucci cologne but I can not testify to that for sure.
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DON’T BELIEVE IT. BASED ON HIS GRAVIE, HE SMELLS LIKE FANTASIA’S TIGHTS FROM YESTERDAY! BOSS!
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BOTH OF YALL CUTTING UP!!!! BOSS!!!!

Whad up Pimpin willie D, colonel s and essence of sweet BE.. lunchtime for me.. later !!!

trs

@ Pimpin
You know me soo well baby, thank you for your honest answer! BOSS!!
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You are welcome Pimpin!!! You know I would not lie! BOSS!!!!!

*that ish cracks me up*

I know, still i rise, still i rise

I’m 26 so i don’t know what would be too old..cause Morgan Freeman could get it

Ok I will say Morgan Freeman too. Especially if he talks to me like the Easy Reader on Electric COmpany back in the day

Megan Good is a beautiful looking lady, but she needs to flaunt it. I’m tired of seeing her in a pair of fonky-ass black tights! For all we know, maybe that’s Thomas was getting in with someone else. Just saying.

Sydney

I’ll send it now along with the directions. Will I receive something in return?

@Mild – Hey Honey..enjoy lunch

I’m 26 so i don’t know what would be too old..cause Morgan Freeman could get it
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EWWWWWWWWWNESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

he aight from afar but up close he like crypt keeper face

@LILLITH

Yeah, you had the right email. You sent it Yahoo right? I still don’t have nothing showin up and I’ve gotten emails today from other people.

I ain’t sayin you lyin, just sayin though. Somethin aint right.

@erm
naw naw naw
not Morgan….that’s a good looking man…on the swirl tip Pacino and Deniro could get it too. LOL

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**stopped to read Officer Rick’s post**

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**skipped until I spot jb’s**

Congratulations jb!!

**skips next 153 posts**

**stops to wink @ daddy**

**skips down and reads the last ten posts**

@ j.b. pam grier will definitely get it, i might even wife her for a yr. lol

@Erm – I’m 26 so i don’t know what would be too old..cause Morgan Freeman could get it
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EWWWWWWWWWNESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

he aight from afar but up close he like crypt keeper face

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I agree but the brother from THE UNIT WITH THE DDEP VOICE….I am not sure how old he is but he can def get it…..

@man
I’ll send it again..though i think you’re stalling me out

What’s up, Peeps!

1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!!

**read first 17 posts**

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**stopped to read Officer Rick’s post**

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**skipped until I spot jb’s**

Congratulations jb!!

**skips next 153 posts**

**stops to wink @ daddy**

**skips down and reads the last ten posts**

*Winkin back* Plat Pimp, living testament to aint none finer then whats in them carolinas, whats going on besides money?

THERE YOU ARE!!!! GET BACK INTO THE AQUARIUM…YOU’RE A SLIPPERY ONE, AREN’T YOU?

Dennis Haysbert

mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

Whad up Pimpin willie D, colonel s and essence of sweet BE.. lunchtime for me.. later !!!

ol d-town pimp with the super limp, I see ya *cup raised* SALUTE

Hey Diva!

Film

Perhaps. I have to inspect the issue first, you see.

Thanks 1 Tru Diva!!

hey tru diva

@ Pimpin

You are welcome Pimpin!!! You know I would not lie! BOSS!!!!!

*that ish cracks me up*

I know, still i rise, still i rise
———————————————— Glad to inspire…make sure you do lots of crunches today!! LOL!!

@ Pimpin–

You know how we do.

**salute**

I’m so not loving the V Neck on Thomas Jones but he’s still HOT…

And although Megan Goode continues to wear those pants, at least I can say the look good on her.

I LIKE THE ALLSTATE GUY!! MMM MMM MMM!

Sean Connery..yep..all night

Damn I forgot about him.

Roger Moore abck when he was James Bond could get it anywhere, the ocean, the submarine car.

TRU DIVA & TRS

DO NOT FLIRT WIT THIS DISGUSTINGLY FAT BASTARD! HE STILL WEAR S THEM OLD OUTFITS THAT COME IN THE PACK! WITH THE MATCHIN PANTS AND SHIRT! BOSS!

trs

@ Pimpin

You are welcome Pimpin!!! You know I would not lie! BOSS!!!!!

*that ish cracks me up*

I know, still i rise, still i rise
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Glad to inspire…make sure you do lots of crunches today!! LOL!!

Oh I am, gots to get right, I want you to one day get “vicious” with me!

You smell like used doctors gloves at an abortion clinic! BOSS!!
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WHY YOU STINKING WATER BUFFALO! THAT WAS THE WORST JOKE I’VE EVER HEARD IN LIFE!

JUST GET BACK IN YOUR AQUARIUM YOU SLIPPERY MUTHA-F AND REFRAIN FROM THE JOKES.

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**SERIOUSLY thinking about commenting on the topic**

LOL @ Be. He’s a good actor. Under-rated in my opinion.

snoop bloggy blog (standing tall, thru it all)

@ j.b. pam grier will definitely get it, i might even wife her for a yr. lol
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Old school

Jane Kennedy who was married to Leon Issac Kennedy?

@Erm – the allstate guy is the same one from the Unit!…deep sultry voice..

Why does Meagan always look like she smells something unpleasant?

They are free to do what and whom they please.

That’s Jayne Kennedy. Hella yeah! The first Black supermodel.

Sydney

What tools are usually used for this inspection?

Erm,

Listent o March of the Penguins when they begin to mate and Listen to him narrate it. Girl he will ahve you thinking about you and him. LMAO!!!

Sydney, is that you? I’m suspicious. I don’t see Diana Ross.

@BE
Yeah i forgot about Sean Connery…lets see who else…hmmmm..you know who was nice looking before he died look at some young pics of Paul Newman..he had some eyes on him…

@erm
The allstate guy aint old….LOL…but he is fine

AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

That’s Jayne Kennedy. Hella yeah! The first Black supermodel.

Oops!! She was rocking the long hair without a weave.

i AM NOT A SENIOR BUT most of my friends in their late 30′s and eraly 40′s still talk about gettin it in.

If you want freaky ….talk to a veteran.

OH!! @ BE lmaoooooooooooooo…welp, he can shole get it

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Erm,

Listent o March of the Penguins when they begin to mate and Listen to him narrate it. Girl he will ahve you thinking about you and him. LMAO!!!
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me + Morgan = NEGATORY!! LOL

I TAKE DOWN BARBARA BUSH, IF SHE TALKING RIGHT

Richard

i AM NOT A SENIOR BUT most of my friends in their late 30’s and eraly 40’s still talk about gettin it in.

If you want freaky ….talk to a veteran.

They talk to me everyday. LMAO!!!

ATTENTION PIMPIN WILLIE DYNOMITE:

REPORTS BACK TO THE WHALING NET IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY, AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSES.

I TAKE DOWN BARBARA BUSH, IF SHE TALKING RIGHT
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH EWWWWW @ THE MENTAL PIC OF YOU MACKIN BARB

@JB – jane Kennedy is still beautiful! Her and Lena horne..never look like they age.

Roger Moore was the man…

@Awww- he is a good actor very underrated….extra fine too (for 100th time)

Film

Well, once I can perform a visual inspection, I can determine which tools to bring. If the problem is of a large nature, I may need to bring extra equipment.

OFFICER RICKY

TRU DIVA & TRS

DO NOT FLIRT WIT THIS DISGUSTINGLY FAT BASTARD! HE STILL WEAR S THEM OLD OUTFITS THAT COME IN THE PACK! WITH THE MATCHIN PANTS AND SHIRT! BOSS!

Quiet yourself, as you sit typing wearing the poncho that the police horses wear! Smelling like car exhaust and beans! BOSS!!

@LILLITH

You ain’t get no “bad email” response??? It still not showing up. Try this one:

JCSTANSB@gmail.com

I TAKE DOWN BARBARA BUSH, IF SHE TALKING RIGHT
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LMAO!!!! _______________flatline________________

Call the morge cause I am not coming back after that one!!!

Whale Seeker

ATTENTION PIMPIN WILLIE DYNOMITE:

REPORTS BACK TO THE WHALING NET IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS FOR YOUR SAFETY, AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSES.

Weak, lame, gay, I don’t know what else to say about this other then that.

@erm
The allstate guy aint old….LOL…but he is fine
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA he FOINE!! and that voice *swoon*

Quiet yourself, as you sit typing wearing the poncho that the police horses wear! Smelling like car exhaust and beans! BOSS!!
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ATTENTION:

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO QUIT MAKING JOKES? THEY FALL TO THE GROUND STRUGGLING FOR LIFE EVERYTIME.

HILLARY CLINTON LOOKIN…

@Awww

“Sydney, is that you? I’m suspicious. I don’t see Diana Ross.”

Hey! Yes, it’s me. I changed my Diana gravie to Angela Davis.

@LILLITH

Still ain’t get nothing. You didn’t get a “bad email” response?

Try this one:

jcstansb@gmail . com

@ Pimpin Willie

Glad to inspire…make sure you do lots of crunches today!! LOL!!

Oh I am, gots to get right, I want you to one day get “vicious” with me!
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You keep a one liner!!!! And no, in all honesty you do not want me to get vicious with you….it can get ugly…but I know what you meant. LOL

Quiet yourself, as you sit typing wearing the poncho that the police horses wear! Smelling like car exhaust and beans! BOSS!!
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Hi Ms. meca!

@ trs and sydney (the real one)–I saw you yesterday and forgot to shout out!

my aplogies!

Ermy Erm—I think the dog whisperer is hot!!!
(a little short, though)

You don’t strike me as an Angela Davis supporter. She’s a little militant for you, isn’t she?

Weak, lame, gay, I don’t know what else to say about this other then that.
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WHATS WEAK IS YOUR CHEST MUSCLES. YES, YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CHEST LOOKS LIKE.

Claire Huxtable?

@ Erm
could you imagine him fixing breakfast in the morning talking bout “eggs ready baby”
i could hear me now…” Um..i won’t be in to work today…i got a BACKACHE” lol

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CHEST LOOKS LIKE.
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SILLY PUTTY!

1TruDiva, you biggin’ up the dog whisperer? LOL. You a mess.

Whale Seeker

Quiet yourself, as you sit typing wearing the poncho that the police horses wear! Smelling like car exhaust and beans! BOSS!!
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ATTENTION:

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO QUIT MAKING JOKES? THEY FALL TO THE GROUND STRUGGLING FOR LIFE EVERYTIME.

HILLARY CLINTON LOOKIN…

Your slip is showing, you forgot Officer Ricky was supposed to answer this! BOSS!!

@MAN
I’ll try both ..im doing it from my cell cause the J-O-B filters yahoo…so here we go

Ermy Erm—I think the dog whisperer is hot!!!
(a little short, though)
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DOG WHISPERER?! huh? who or what is that?

Claire Huxtable?
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She can definitely lick my jello pudding pop…lol

I TAKE DOWN BARBARA BUSH, IF SHE TALKING RIGHT
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LMAO!!!! _______________flatline________________

Call the morge cause I am not coming back after that one!!!

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Snoop….those are inside thoughts boo..not outside thoughts…..ewwww you gonna catch worms from that hoe

Film

I can tell you now that the problem is great in size, so go ahead and pack that extra equipment.

Claire Huxtable can still get it – now that she’s losing weight for Jenny Craig. She was starting to look a little gooey in the face.

Hey Diva

@Awww

I like her stance on women’s issues, and I do consider her a prominent historical figure.

Did you hear about John Hope Franklin’s passing, by the way?

OFFICER RICKY

YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR CHEST LOOKS LIKE.
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SILLY PUTTY!

YAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNN!!!!!

Your slip is showing, you forgot Officer Ricky was supposed to answer this! BOSS!!
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NO, I WOULD RATHER ANSWER. GRAVITY IS TAKING A TOLL ON YOUR BODY, JUST GET BACK IN THE AQUARIUM PLEASE.

@ Erm
could you imagine him fixing breakfast in the morning talking bout “eggs ready baby”
i could hear me now…” Um..i won’t be in to work today…i got a BACKACHE” lol
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@ Alf…..Brokeback the Sequel
ha! <—aint that what ALF used to say?

@BE
yeah Paul was fine girl i could imagine the beige kids i would’ve given him…Clinton..i don’t know he doesnt look good chubby some guys can be chubby and still cute…him not so much..what about Andy Garcia..he aint old but he aint young but I’d HOLLA

Sorry, that last one was to you, Sydney.

Whale Seeker

Your slip is showing, you forgot Officer Ricky was supposed to answer this! BOSS!!
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NO, I WOULD RATHER ANSWER. GRAVITY IS TAKING A TOLL ON YOUR BODY, JUST GET BACK IN THE AQUARIUM PLEASE.

YAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Film

In that case, I’ll have to bring a bigger bag. I hope I can manage the problem and give you relief.

YAAAAAAAAAAWNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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ARE YOU TIRED FROM EATING ALL OF OFFICER RICKY’S DONUTS? THAT HAPPENS SOMETIMES.

Claire Huxtable?
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She can definitely lick my jello pudding pop…lol
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HA! PIMPIN WILLIAM THE SEAL IS GETTING OFFENDED!

@ ERM….yeah he used to say that and then he would be choking on that cat hair…LOL

Film

“Sorry, that last one was to you, Sydney.”

That problem has you all discombobulated, doesn’t it? Talking to yourself and all, lol.

Your slip is showing, you forgot Officer Ricky was supposed to answer this! BOSS!!
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WHAT THE HELL? YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY CHEST? I KNOW I’M FAT! THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS I’M FAT! BUT YOU ARE IN FAT-DENIAL! ONE OF THEM DUDES THAT CONSIDER THEMSELVES IN “FOOTBALL” SHAPE! GTFOH!!

*wonderin wth goin on wit Pimpin and Whale Seeker*

bye everybody

@snoop
Naw that would be horrible…LOL

PIMPIN WILLIAM

YOU GONNA CRY IN THE CAR!!

Sydney™

Hey Diva

@Awww

I like her stance on women’s issues, and I do consider her a prominent historical figure.

Did you hear about John Hope Franklin’s passing, by the way?
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I did not, Sydney. Remind me of John Hope Franklin’s accomplishments again?

@Snoop

“She can definitely lick my jello pudding pop…lol”

You’re on a roll today, lol.

PIMPIN WILLIAM HAS STARTED CURSING. THAT’S A SURE SIGN OF GUILT.

@JB
“Please say when you weer a kid and not now!! (about Rudy)”
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Rudy (Keisha Knight-Whatever) are about the same age. I think she’s a few months older than me.

@ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW–

I probaby should’ve kept that as an *inside thought*

Hey BE!

@ Erm
I’ve been wondering that too..they are having cyber beef…

@lilth – …andy garcia yes he is a cutie. I like Clinton because you can tell he is goofy but somebody tried to polish him up

*wonderin wth goin on wit Pimpin and Whale Seeker*
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PIMPIN WILLIAM IS 15%HUMAN 85% WHALE. WE HAVE BEEN SEEKING THAT FAT BASTARD FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS, AND WE FINALLY DETECTED HIS FAT ASS!! IF HE TOOK SHOWERS, WE WOULDN’T SMELL THE COLD CUTS SEEPING THRU HIS PORES!

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIAM

YOU GONNA CRY IN THE CAR!!

I am already in tears laughin at the dyck pimpin curly got in that ass, too late!

AND WHERE THE HELL IS MAN, I JUST DON’T CARE???

Hey guys I’m back…

pimpin..yes I missed your attention

BE…yeh it’s dreary but still warm out.

Your chest looks like white boys at a rock concert, moving in every direction at the same time, for no reason at all! BOSS!!
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DEAD——DEAD——-DEAD———DEAD!!!!!!!!

Sydney

You’ll need an XL large bag to be exact. Once the leakage starts escaping your system, you’ll manage fine.

DAMN SHES UGLT/ TRANNY COTURE NOW THAT WAS FUNNY. QBLONDIE IS THAT U R REAL PHONE NUMBER.

@Snoop.
you’re late LOL

bye meca

@Diva – Hey – Cesar Millan (dog whisperer)

He is cute..he is short though.

@ 1 TRU DIVA

*waves* Hey lady!! How is that darling daughter of yours? I just love your gravie because you look like you’re saying “yeah, I got it going on…AND???” Get it girl!!!

Serena is looking less “shaved gorilla like” I may have to one day give her a compliment.

Luv 6am

OFFICER RICKY

*wonderin wth goin on wit Pimpin and Whale Seeker*
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PIMPIN WILLIAM IS 15%HUMAN 85% WHALE. WE HAVE BEEN SEEKING THAT FAT BASTARD FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS, AND WE FINALLY DETECTED HIS FAT ASS!! IF HE TOOK SHOWERS, WE WOULDN’T SMELL THE COLD CUTS SEEPING THRU HIS PORES!

weak, I gotta type that in lower case…

Film

XL, huh? *sends thank you note to Film’s mom and dad*

hello everyone!

Sydney

‘That problem has you all discombobulated, doesn’t it? Talking to yourself and all, lol.’

LOL, you can say that. I’m keeping my hands behind my back until you arrive.

@BE
don’t laugh but for some reason…old boy that plays on CSI Miami is a different kind of cute to me..like you wouldnt notice him off the back but after he’d talk to you, you’d be like hmmmm…Horatio Caine…LOL

brb

I am already in tears laughin at the dyck pimpin curly got in that ass, too late!
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A GAY STATEMENT FROM A FILTHY-FAT-F@#K! YOU NEED BOWFLEX, BILLY BLANKS, AND YOU SHOULD POP RIPPED FUEL LIKE SKITTLES!!

I said hello everyone!

@BE
he supposed to be (man) but he’s stalling…he’s scared…lol

Film

I’ll be there shortly. Poor thing, lol.

@Awww – okay she was young when she did fame which was two decades ago. well she could always get them lifted I guess she does not mind she has the money

@ 6am

Hello!

@ A Reloaded EBT card, Retightened weave, $7 for gas, Bologna and bread in the fridge, New dress bought from Bloomingdales that I’ll return Monday, trade my W.I.C. coupons for weed, drop my ugly kids at my moms, New ghetto club opening, need new babydaddy!——Good Day

PIMPIN BRONTOSAURUS

AND YOUR STOMACH LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF NICKLES.

Sydney

‘*sends thank you note to Film’s mom and dad*’

LMAO, yeah, I can fill up quite nicely. I think you’ll like it.

hmm……

Hey @ Reloaded

@ 6am….whaddup fam

PIMPIN DIPLODOCHUS OS THE SAUROPODS

YOUR STOMACH LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF MASHED POTATOES.

PIMPIN BRONTOSAURUS

AND YOUR STOMACH LOOKS LIKE A BAG OF NICKLES
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What on earth?

OFFICER RICKY

BELIEVE IT OR NOT, HE IS YOUNG. BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE THAT HE LOOKS LIKE AGED TOMATOES.

HATE COMING BACK FROM THE DENTIST AFTER THEY NUMB YOUR MOUTH…HAVE THE ONLY LISP RIGHT NOW.

Oh reloaded is 6 am – Hey!

@ be Horatio could get it…he’s got “swag”..whatever that is nowadays…old boy off of CSI NY..awww he’s got that Terrance Howard slick back going on nowaways..naw…

@ BE

now the black dude on CSI NY is a cutie
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Girl that’s Hill Harper and he is FYNE. LORD HAVE MERCY!! Did you know that he has a law degree?

Film

“LMAO, yeah, I can fill up quite nicely. I think you’ll like it.”

*blushing*

Um, how about those Tarheels? They play tonight, right?

Sydney

There you go talking about Duke again. Sigh. j/k. Don’t forget the Heels play tomorrow at 9:57 pm.

@Man
Damn it..look the email is
lilithlilith26@ y-a-h-o-o
can’t say you didnt get that…Scary Ass..lol

I think Hill Harper graduated from Harvard, as well. I know for sure it’s one of the ivy league colleges.

@ Officer Ricky and Pimpin

WHEN ARE YOU TWO GOING TO LET THIS GO????? What sparked this animosity?? It’s all love…

HILL HARPER WAS AT HAMPTON FOR A CONFERENCE…WOOO WEEEE

I AM DISAPPOINTED OFFICER RICKY.

WE’VE BEEN TALKING TO THE GAYEST MAN SINCE MARIO VAN PEEBLES THE WHOLE TIME.

trs

@ Officer Ricky and Pimpin

WHEN ARE YOU TWO GOING TO LET THIS GO????? What sparked this animosity?? It’s all love…

Hate, the same thing that got able merked, its the way of the world baby girl…

@ trs–

Thanks! I did feel kind of special that night the picture was taken. I was asked to sing at a function where they actually PAID me all my money before I sang!!!

Whale Seeker

I AM DISAPPOINTED OFFICER RICKY.

WE’VE BEEN TALKING TO THE GAYEST MAN SINCE MARIO VAN PEEBLES THE WHOLE TIME.

Weak, do some pushups before you try to address me.

@trs

“I also have Mandela’s “Long Walk to Freedom” as well. That’s Mandela’s autobiography, and if you have never checked it out….please do!!!!! Thanks for the info on the duke website.”

I haven’t read Mandela’s autobiography. Thanks for the tip! I would also like to read Dr. Franklin’s autobiography.

@Awww

I haven’t seen either the original film or the documentary about its making, and I want to check both out.

Sydney

Duke plays tonight at 9:57 pm, though.

WTF???

Why the beef?

@ AWWWWWWWWWWWWSHADDAAAAAP!!!!

I think Hill Harper graduated from Harvard, as well. I know for sure it’s one of the ivy league colleges
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U are right!! I read an interview where he said that he gets told that he is a “nutcase” all the time…because he’s an actor with a Harvard Law Degree. That money from CSI must be serious!!!!

@TRS – Girl that’s Hill Harper and he is FYNE. LORD HAVE MERCY!! Did you know that he has a law degree?

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I think I knew that they did a special on him one day but he is like mmmmmmm

@lilith – I don’t think he is like Terrance Howard…Terrance Howard is gay..all high pitched voice..yuk

EXCUSE ME WHALE SEEKER, I NEED TO SEE YOUR PERMIT TO SEARCH FOR WHALES IN ME SEE OR ON THIS SITE.

Sydney, you make me want to be a better man.

there’s just sumthin very raw and primal about him that draws me in,mmmph…wishing I was Meagan Good right now

Film

“There you go talking about Duke again. Sigh. j/k. Don’t forget the Heels play tomorrow at 9:57 pm.”

Oh, Duke plays tonight? Sorry, I know that’s a sore subject for you, lol. I definitely want to see the Heels play.

@ Pimpin

WHEN ARE YOU TWO GOING TO LET THIS GO????? What sparked this animosity?? It’s all love…

Hate, the same thing that got able merked, its the way of the world baby girl…
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I see. Well you told me to ignore it…but you seem to enjoy this interaction. I guess cause you’re so quick on the draw with the comebacks??

Megan and the rest of them are lovely sistas…..but that damn thick azz Serena, lawd she’d have to put a football helmet on if I ever the chance to bend her over the foot of my bed…….especislly if I put on my track shoes with the #4 spikes…..they catch carpet for better traction……in the words of Mr. Witherspoon…BANG, BANG, BANG !!!

You know how WE do—

People ask you to sing two songs.

At the last minute they want you to sing some more ’cause the bride and groom is upstairs arguing.

Sing two more songs.

Then, they want you to sing at the reception.

I SUGGEST payment.

Here comes the groom’s mother with a post dated check in 1/2 the amount!!!

My people, my people!

I DON’T THINK OFFICER RICKY HAS LOVE FOR YOU PIMPMEN.

I was told that I could find Leroy Green in here!!!

Why is everyone writing in caps?

A Reloaded EBT card, Retightened weave, $7 for gas, Bologna and bread in the fridge, New dress bought from Bloomingdales that I’ll return Monday, trade my W.I.C. coupons for weed, drop my ugly kids at my moms, New ghetto club opening, need new babydaddy!

Whew that was long!

Hey

I HAVE TO RESEARCH THIS. BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE, HE IS IN VIOLATION OF SEA CODE 6996.96. THATS THE CODE FOR HOMSEXUALITY.

@ 1 tru diva

Well it sure shows in the pic!!! I did not know that you performed. That’s great! Do you perform a lot?

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN THE CLUB.

wtf…Mario Van Peebles gay….say it ain’t so

HILL HARPER LOOKS LIKE HEY CAN TAKE ROMANTIC TO THE EXTREME. STRAIGHT HAVE ME IN A DAZE.

Sup, NIK!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

DON’T TALK TO THAT FAT F@#K! HE’S GAY ANYWAY!

Film

“Duke plays tonight at 9:57 pm, though.”

And I’m sure you’re going to be glued to the screen. Would you consider me a traitor if I tune in?

Nikkster!! what it diggity do

LOL @ Liz…wow @ HATE

@ trs–

Very light during the colder months. When the weather picks up I get more opportunities.

That’s because there are more weddings and outdoor functions during the warmer months.

@Lady Architect
I cheated and read a little bit online..something like they faked Horatio’s death so he could go all vigilante..but i was sick though..but spoil something for me is the Cuban guy and Cali gonna get together or not?

@Awww

“Sydney, you make me want to be a better man.”

LOL!

Pimpin…
Okay then…shadow boxing? Ummm this looks like its going round for round…

Hey 1Tru and Erm!!

Oh so my gravi is playin peeka- boo, just gonna show up when it wants to…..Hey Diva

Why is everyone writing in caps?
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CUZ ERRYBODY YELLIN!!!

Sydney

No, I wouldn’t. I’m tuning in, too.

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

YOU SHOULD ROLL WIT A REAL PIMP LIKE ME! PIMPIN WILLIAM IS A LOSER, A FAT, CRUSTED, GELATIN EATIN, PUDDING FAT BASTARD!

Whale Seeker…
What club? The CAPS club?

Officer Ricky…
LOL…why?

Think I got it or at least I hope I do…

@ Lady A

HILL HARPER LOOKS LIKE HEY CAN TAKE ROMANTIC TO THE EXTREME. STRAIGHT HAVE ME IN A DAZE.
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Girl doesn’t he look like he’s one of those really intense brothas? I bet he could sweep a sista off of her feet….probably writes poetry and gives those intese gazes…you’re right about the “daze.” LOL

*sighs*

Erm? Why did you YELL at ME? I love you gul…

BOSS!

@ enkogkneegro–

Your picture showed up on my PC at work last night/this morning.

Nice shot!!!!

Plus your SN makes me laugh!! I guess it’s the spelling!

Lol!!

@TRS – HILL HARPER LOOKS LIKE HEY CAN TAKE ROMANTIC TO THE EXTREME. STRAIGHT HAVE ME IN A DAZE.
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Girl doesn’t he look like he’s one of those really intense brothas? I bet he could sweep a sista off of her feet….probably writes poetry and gives those intese gazes…you’re right about the “daze.” LOL

*sighs*

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those are normally the ones with the little peckers and 5 minutes of pleasure….lol

O-M-G…

I cant tell a lie…so I will leave…

goodday sirs and madams!! it is a beautiful day, oh yes it is.

1 tru Diva

Very light during the colder months. When the weather picks up I get more opportunities.

That’s because there are more weddings and outdoor functions during the warmer months.
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Well good for you girl!! You must can really blow!!!! Girl you know you gotta make people pay in full up front…Otherwise next thing you know they’ll be having their 1st anniversary, still haven’t paid u, and then have the nerve to call u up like “girl we’re having an anniversary party. Can you sing????”

Laughing at the sistas feenin’ over Hill Harper.

@ BE
that’s exactly why i wouldn’t holla at Mr. Harper…LOL

BE…WELL YOU GOTTA MAKE UP FOR SOMETHING….LOL

Sydney

Oh yeah, you know I am. I was thinking about putting money on the game, but I’m not sure. The Heels haven’t been playing the best ball, considering Lawson could get hurt again anytime, so, I don’t know yet.

Hey Sound of Music!

What it do Sound a.k.a EBM
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Erm? Why did you YELL at ME? I love you gul…

BOSS!
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ER UM, i was just sayin why they had been yellin n suchicals. You know i Lub you….

BOSS!!

those are normally the ones with the little peckers and 5 minutes of pleasure….lol
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What’s wrong with 5 min. of pleasure?

@ BE

those are normally the ones with the little peckers and 5 minutes of pleasure….lol
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LMAO!!! Girl don’t take away my fantasy about Hill Harper…please say it ain’t so!!! LOL

BE

wtf…Mario Van Peebles gay….say it ain’t so
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Where’d you get this from, Be?

What’s wrong with 5 min. of pleasure?
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5 mins…you might as well go in the bathroom by yoself with the motion lotion

@PIMPIN WILLIAM

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

O-M-G…

I cant tell a lie…so I will leave…
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AH HA! YOU ARE EXPOSED YOU FILTHY WILDERBEAST!!

5 mins…you might as well go in the bathroom by yoself with the motion lotion
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AMEN!!!!!

@lilith/Lady A – can you imagine all those flowers and romantic poems etc then….. I could be wrong though he might be just the opposite.

@erm
Not the motion lotion…LOL..yeah 5 min its like…”why did i take off my clothes again”

Erm? Why did you YELL at ME? I love you gul…

BOSS!
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ER UM, i was just sayin why they had been yellin n suchicals. You know i Lub you….

BOSS!!

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Very well then…

BOSS!!!

I wish for something evil…lets kick this beef up a notch…

Officer Ricky…
Tell me how you really feel…

@ trs–

Real Talk—

A few weeks back, I ran into these two ladies. They both looked familiar but none of us could place from where. Anywho–I spoke, then went along my merry way. Soon afterward, the young lady came rushing up to me. She told me she finally remembered me and gave me a check. She said I had sang at her wedding and she learned that I didn’t get all of my money. She said she felt bad about it and apologized over and over again.

I took the check to the bank. The teller told me the account was closed.

SMH!!

BE

@lilith/Lady A – can you imagine all those flowers and romantic poems etc then….. I could be wrong though he might be just the opposite.

LMAO…YEH U MAY BE WRONG. PEOPLE SLEEP ON THE LIL GUYS…MANY TIME ITS THOSE BIG BODY BUILDERS WITH NOTHIN.

@BE
naw you AINT wrong..it be just like that…flowers, candles..poetry…good kisses…then WTF…AHHHHH..”time to go” (In my Color Purple voice)

Mar 26, 2009 – 2:38 pm
OFFICER RICKY

@PIMPIN WILLIAM

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

O-M-G…

I cant tell a lie…so I will leave…
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AH HA! YOU ARE EXPOSED YOU FILTHY WILDERBEAST!!

???Wha happened?

@erm
Not the motion lotion…LOL..yeah 5 min its like…”why did i take off my clothes again”
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it take cinco minutos just to get the gear off…come on now shnoop LOL

Film

“Oh yeah, you know I am. I was thinking about putting money on the game, but I’m not sure. The Heels haven’t been playing the best ball, considering Lawson could get hurt again anytime, so, I don’t know yet.”

So you’re not in any pool yet? I’ve never done that.

On the other hand–

A of mine (who happens to be Jewish) asked me to sing at a service in his synagogue honoring black history month.

I arrived there well before he and met the Rabbi. As soon as I introduced myself to the Rabbi, he said “just one moment.” He reached into the desk drawer and handed me an envelope.

That was before I ever sang a note!!!

Sydney, are you still here? If not, I’m about to leave. I’ll just talk to you tonight.

@erm
Right he’s done before you’ve started….LOL

@Diva – I took the check to the bank. The teller told me the account was closed.

SMH!!
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Damn – you need to get a contract that states that payment be made once you get to the event in cash before you sing…even if you take a check (upfront payment)..but we are dealing with our people

What’s wrong with 5 min. of pleasure?

So Snoop is that a total of 1250 pumps?

LOL ERMY ERM

@erm
Right he’s done before you’ve started….LOL
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HAHAHHAHAHHA you throw the last tidbit of clothin on the floor that fool layin on the bed SPENT! you like wha happ’n?

@ 1 Tru Diva

Yeah girl that’s how it’s done. UP FRONT!!!

PIMPIN WILLIAM

JUST COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!

1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!!

@ trs–

Real Talk—

A few weeks back, I ran into these two ladies. They both looked familiar but none of us could place from where. Anywho–I spoke, then went along my merry way. Soon afterward, the young lady came rushing up to me. She told me she finally remembered me and gave me a check. She said I had sang at her wedding and she learned that I didn’t get all of my money. She said she felt bad about it and apologized over and over again.

I took the check to the bank. The teller told me the account was closed.

SMH!!
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! TruDiva, you in the game and you’re not hipped to that trick??? ASK FOR CASH ONLY, GIRL!!! Tell me, did the teller charge YOU 35$ for a bounced check?

Sydney

No, I’m not. I decided not to do it this year, and only bet specific games. I haven’t done that either, though.

Under oath? So like will I go to jail?

@erm
That’s when i’d take it back to Elementary on Snoop and punch him in the nuts…LOL

So Snoop is that a total of 1250 pumps?
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INDEED! So erm trying to tell me if she c*ms like 7 times in 5 min. that ain’t good sex

Sydney

You’re gettining heated, huh?

1TRU…YOU CAN MAKE A CONTRACT AND IT WILL HOLD LEGALLY.

getting. TYPO.

NU = PANCAKE BACKS

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Under oath? So like will I go to jail?

C.Y.E.

Film

OK, I’m getting ready to get off myself. So, Duke game tonight, right?

PIMPIN WILLIE BRONTAURUS

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WEARING MATERNITY PANTS. THEY WILL GIVE YOU THAT SLIM LOOK YOU’VE ALWAYS DESIRED, BUT ARE EQUIPPED WITH ENOUGH ELASTIC FOR THAT ROBUST STOMACH OF YOURS.

@lilith – That’s when i’d take it back to Elementary on Snoop and punch him in the nuts…LOL
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a punch or kick would do…

LOL@1250 pumps

Film

Oh, no, you didn’t. LOL!

OK, it’s on now.

INDEED! So erm trying to tell me if she c*ms like 7 times in 5 min. that ain’t good sex
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7 TIMES!!! INCONCEIVABLE!

@BE
talking bout “but baby, baby please”
LOL

@erm
That’s when i’d take it back to Elementary on Snoop and punch him in the nuts…
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LMFAO @ recoiled balls

@be
glad you are doing fine, i can see you guys are talking about GAYS, lotion and contract. LOL

1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!!,
YOU WANNA HIRE ME TO WRITE UP A LEGIT CONTRACT?…LOL

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Under oath? So like will I go to jail?
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YES!

PIMPIN WILLIAM
C.Y.E.

WHAT DA HELL IS THAT HUH! SOME TYPE OF HOMO-COMMUNICATION! COME ‘ON! THE PEOPLE AWAITING YOU HOMO-HOMECOMING!!

Sydney

Whatchu got, girl?

Whale Seeker

PIMPIN WILLIE BRONTAURUS

YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WEARING MATERNITY PANTS. THEY WILL GIVE YOU THAT SLIM LOOK YOU’VE ALWAYS DESIRED, BUT ARE EQUIPPED WITH ENOUGH ELASTIC FOR THAT ROBUST STOMACH OF YOURS.
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LMMFAO!!

@ TruDiva

The mofo sent me a limo, right? I gets outside and the limo they send me is one with a funeral home name written all down the side!!!
- – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – - – -

Okay, you gonna need to give me about five minutes… I’m catching a case… Holding my stomach… My shoulders are jumping uncontrollably… Let me get this serious laugh outta my system…. WHOOO!… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

The mofo sent me a limo, right? I gets outside and the limo they send me is one with a funeral home name written all down the side!!!
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————-DEAD————

Girl PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S NOT TRUE. SMGDH

TRUDIVA, THEY SENT A HEARSE TO PICK YOU UP!!!!… Gimme a few minutes… I’ll be okay….

whew

LOL@1250 pumps
__________

I’m trying to break the guinness book of worl records of 1700 pumps held by this guy from Angola…lol

Damn yall talkin a lot today.

@TRS

Imma get back at you. Got busy at work…

Sydney

You know I’m messing with you. I only came in here to talk with you.

NU = PANCAKE BACKS How dare you!! This is a fabrication!!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Under oath? So like will I go to jail?
========================================
YES!

PIMPIN WILLIAM
C.Y.E.

What does that mean?

TruDiva, I’m still laughin’… Gimme a minute…

i will have to guess you don’t have any repeat visits with this method?
_________________flatline_______________________

@erm
LOL i wouldn’t have stuck around to see them recoil

snoop bloggy blog (standing tall, thru it all)

LOL@1250 pumps
__________

I’m trying to break the guinness book of worl records of 1700 pumps held by this guy from Angola…lol

EVERYTIME YOU TYPE PUMPS I KEEP VISUALIZING A DOG OR AN OLD MAN.

@ Man IJDC

I figured. It is no problem!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

NU = PANCAKE BACKS How dare you!! This is a fabrication!!

NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Under oath? So like will I go to jail?
========================================
YES!

PIMPIN WILLIAM
C.Y.E.

What does that mean?

Check yo email…

diva how much do charge to perform? out of town if i flew you and paid hotel and let you eat for free at the reception?

EVERYTIME YOU TYPE PUMPS I KEEP VISUALIZING A DOG OR AN OLD MAN.
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i’ll use the term stroke then

@ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Imma punch you in your throat!

Lol!!!!!!

@Erm
Tomorrow I’m gonna have a surprise for you on my Gravie…Just cause you made a new sistah feel comfortable…LOL

Film

I know, lol. I’m only messing with you, too. *hugs*

BE…ARE YOU STILL GOING TO VA BEACH?

PIMPIN WILLIAM

YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING; LOOK IN THE MIRROR, AND HURL FROM PURE DISGUST DON’T YOU!!

EVERYTIME YOU TYPE PUMPS I KEEP VISUALIZING A DOG OR AN OLD MAN.
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i’ll use the term stroke then

Now all I hear is that 60′s or 70′s song Stroke ‘em!

@ Cap’n–

See Lady A. She’ll draw up a contract for me.
(I hope!)

Sydney

You don’t want to withhold.

OFFICER RICKY

PIMPIN WILLIAM

YOU WAKE UP EVERY MORNING; LOOK IN THE MIRROR, AND HURL FROM PURE DISGUST DON’T YOU!!

Yeah, at the thought of eating lil debbie 6 times a day and looking like yo fat ass, no fukin doubt! BOSS!!

@diva i was askin for a quote.

@Lady A – still working out the details…but yes

Lady A, you still on here?

PIMPIN WILLIE HAS LOVE HANDLES!!

PIMPIN VS OFFICER RICKYYY

DAMN, let me get my popcorn. LOL

at scrapple, dam i havent heard that since i left VA

1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals—Pimpin, Platinum style!!!

@ Cap’n–

See Lady A. She’ll draw up a contract for me.
(I hope!)

LOL IF YOU ARE SERIOUS I CAN…NOT LIKE I WORK ON ON THE WEEKENDS.

Lady A, you still on here?
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LADY A! YOU BETTER NOT TALK TO HIM OR IMMA GET YOU TOO!!

Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

Lady A, you still on here?

YEH AFTER U IGGED ME FOR A CENTURY FOR OFFICER RICKY….(FOLDS ARMS)

Film

You may be right.

LADY A

DON’T DO IT!!!!

*be

@ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW—

Lol!!!!

Black people don’t play when trying to get their pose on in front of a limo!!!

Once, I saw some people that were trying to get their money shots–jumpin all in front of the bride with them disposable cameras!

I was like…damn! Didn’t she pay for it??

“I bet you sweat sittin’ still.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

I know you sitting here lying…ain’t no man gonna admit he is a five minute lover…all those lames act like when it happens it was the first time…lol!!
_________________________

I did run into some fire “SNAPPER” and bust in 55 sec. no bullshit, but i redeemed myself the 2nd round….lol

scrapple is smashed hog, everything from the rooter to the tooter including the hair. fried in a skillet by black people for breakfast. similar to hog head cheese

*Pimpin Willie is NOT fat.* I thought that I put that out there already.

I guess I don’t need to get involved in this mess.

@Erm
Can’t tell you its a SUR-PRISE…I’ll find you in the blogs though…yall be here like clockwork…LOL

BE…I WAS JUST CHECKING TO MAKE SURE YALL WERE SERIOUS.

Scrapple is fried mushy pork – they eat it a lot in the south

Sydney

Film knows all things. j/k When do you expect the Federal Reserve Conspiracy book?

Lady Architect

Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)

Lady A, you still on here?

YEH AFTER U IGGED ME FOR A CENTURY FOR OFFICER RICKY….(FOLDS ARMS)

Honestly baby girl I did not see you were back on here, so pleasant greetings to your buns, listen email me, I want you to be another judge of my abs lmbaoa @ gmail . com, lets put all this to rest TRS spoke on it, but one more and I’m done…

@Snoop…
Let the record show…its 2:15 my time and Man still hasnt sent me anything…and i know he got the email cause he replied….told you some dudes……

trs

*Pimpin Willie is NOT fat.* I thought that I put that out there already.

I guess I don’t need to get involved in this mess.

Naw naw, my sweet, we are just about done in putting an apple in a pigs mouth, its all good…

Once, I saw some people that were trying to get their money shots–jumpin all in front of the bride with them disposable cameras!
————————————————

SMH @ my people.

SO SYDNEY AND FILM YOU WANT A SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING ROOM?

@Snoop – I did run into some fire “SNAPPER” and bust in 55 sec. no bullshit, but i redeemed myself the 2nd round….lol

*************************
fire as in burn or fire as in good….

@Lady A – I’ll send you an e-mail on Mock

Film

I haven’t received any e-mail confirmation of the delivery yet, but, hopefully, it will arrive this week. I will let you know as soon as I learn more, Professor. I think I want to order that Sally Hemings book, too.

How’s Triangular Road so far?

TruDiva, you ever been to a ghetto wedding when the master of ceremonies announces the entrance of the wedding party then them fools skip in there poppin’ and lockin’ down the line??? That was YEARS ago and I’m still shaking my head at that mess.

scrapple is smashed hog, everything from the rooter to the tooter including the hair. fried in a skillet by black people for breakfast. similar to hog head cheese
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *faint*….disgusted beyond compare

Alright everyone…

My time has come to an end. I’ll check back later.

Have a good day!!!

**1TruDiva has left the building**

@Snoop…
Let the record show…its 2:15 my time and Man still hasnt sent me anything…and i know he got the email cause he replied….told you some dudes……
_______________

LMAO!!

I did run into some fire “SNAPPER” and bust in 55 sec. no bullshit, but i redeemed myself the 2nd round….lol
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But by then it was too late. That 55 sec was imbedded in her head already.

Sydney

Oh yeah, you do. You got people looking at their character and shit.

LMAO @ Motel 8 Clerk. If you were the Ritz or Four Seasons, we could book something.

did run into some fire “SNAPPER” and bust in 55 sec. no bullshit, but i redeemed myself the 2nd round….lol
*************************************************

But by then it was too late. That 55 sec was imbedded in her head already
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH check and mate!

testing

fire as in burn or fire as in good….
_________________

GRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAT!!! piece of a$$

See ya – 1 trudiva

Film

“LMAO @ Motel 8 Clerk. If you were the Ritz or Four Seasons, we could book something.”

LMAO

lmbao@gmail.com

testing

You can use it as a S/N all you want, yet you still don’t have access to it, Yaaaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnn, no disrespect to meca, but this aint even personal…lol

@Erm
its gonna be a good ALF pic too…but im gonna save for tomorrow, just drop it on you..Im gonna try to catch you in the middle of arguing with someone and BLAM!!!! ALF all day long …LOL

Pimpin Willie Northpole C.O.T.H (Loafer Game Is Flu)Your comment is awaiting moderation.

lmbao @ gmail . com

testing

You can use it as a S/N all you want, yet you still don’t have access to it, Yaaaaaaaaaawnnnnnnnn, no disrespect to meca, but this aint even personal…lol
And you know what else is dope, it aint even the one that my gravie account is connected too… Dummie!

yep yep

But by then it was too late. That 55 sec was imbedded in her head already
____________________

she came back for 2nds 3rds….don’t trip. It was one of those days, i was anxious to hit it that’s all.

fire as in burn or fire as in good….
_________________

GRRRRRRREEEEAAAAAT!!! piece of a$$

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ooohhhh…..lol

@strange program…damn…5-10? what about what we need lol

Ermy Erm

JB

Check ya’ll email, if you would…

Sydney

It’s good so far. I’m only in the third chapter. I had to put the book down for a while to prepare for work next week. I plan on picking back up today.

I also want to purchase The Medical Apartheid you told me about.

.

Pimpin…
you got mail…

Sydney™

Film

“LMAO @ Motel 8 Clerk. If you were the Ritz or Four Seasons, we could book something.”

LMAO
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hmmm

Sydney just acknowledged that she would let Film hit it if it was in the 4 Seasons, Ritz or better?

It’s been a long time. What’s up everyone?

Film

Yeah, I still want to pick up Medical Apartheid. If you like Walter Mosley, he has a new book out as well.

@Be, I really miss you and Brooke in my life.

what?

‘Sydney just acknowledged that she would let Film hit it if it was in the 4 Seasons, Ritz or better?’

No, she didn’t. Our whole conversation is a joke. Don’t take things so damn seriously.

@Erm
its gonna be a good ALF pic too…but im gonna save for tomorrow, just drop it on you..Im gonna try to catch you in the middle of arguing with someone and BLAM!!!! ALF all day long …LOL
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GIRL!! LMAO @ BLAM

i dont argue wit folks on here!

Ermy Erm

JB

Check ya’ll email, if you would…
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Nope…to ansa that question

Film

Tell them, Mr. Van Peebles.

@Erm
I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you get at Kigali sometimes….LOL

Sydney

Are you talking about The Long Fall? My brother read it, and said it was really good.

As you know, I really like Anthony Sutton’s work.

@FILM
no, don’t do it, sydney is marquis, u are talking to a dude.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@Erm
I could’ve sworn I’ve seen you get at Kigali sometimes….LOL
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NEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAA!! i dont argue wit ppl online

@Erm
LOL my bad…i was assuming…

Lady Architect

Pimpin…
you got mail…

Lovely, thank you lady, you and the bunhuggers are always near and dear to me!

Film

Yes, that’s the name — The Long Fall. I may have to pick it up.

Yes, I know you like Sutton’s work. I’ll let you know when my book arrives.

@Erm
LOL my bad…i was assuming…
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Why you assume i’m a arguerer? LOL i just joke around on here

@strange program
yeah you can’t 5min your girl…you’ll be eating glass in your eggs for a week..LOL

@pimp – is that your e-mail address? lmbao?

dre

Sydney is not a dude. Find some new material.

@erm
I could’ve SWORN I’ve seen you chin check some people on here..I think you just trying not to own up to it….LOL

BE

@pimp – is that your e-mail address? lmbao?

Its lmbaoa, hit me up, I’ll let you judge too if my stomach is fat.

@strange program
yeah you can’t 5min your girl…you’ll be eating glass in your eggs for a week..LOL
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PAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHA @ that visual!!!

@ pimpin

drooling like Snoop at the Slauson Swap Meet. Oops I mean super mall!!

you’ll be eating glass in your eggs for a week*
**********damn lil***********

Sydney

Yeah, it’s that cretin/shrewd ratio that noticeable on this site.

Okay about the book.

@erm
I could’ve SWORN I’ve seen you chin check some people on here..I think you just trying not to own up to it….LOL
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ME?! i’m not aware of these uppercuts you speak of…..you need more ppl LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

jb_1030 (Dreams she is Amber Rose so she can wear those shoes)

@ pimpin

drooling like Snoop at the Slauson Swap Meet. Oops I mean super mall!!

Thank you mama, I see you got my pic too, its all love…

@Erm
aint nothing worse than a sexually frustrated sistah at the stove…

May I ask what a “P.S. is?” Thanks.

Aight yall its been fun and suchicals but my day is done. Hasta manana!

@Syd – Yeah, I know. Cretins. SMH.

damn miscreants…LOL!!!

Peace Erm

trs

May I ask what a “P.S. is?” Thanks.

Just a lil inside joke with me Erm, she crackin me up as always.

@Erm
talk yo ya later

good night Erm!

Film

“Sydney is not a dude. Find some new material.”

I don’t think you saw anything remotely masculine about me, huh? LOL!

@Be

Yes, girl, miscreants! Cast them all out! lol

@be
at 26 I’m too old to be dealing with someone who don’t know what they are doing…I’m over here heating strange program eggs up now..LOL

Just a lil inside joke with me Erm, she crackin me up as always.
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Gotcha.

Pimpin

you got mail

jb_1030 (Dreams she is Amber Rose so she can wear those shoes)

Pimpin

you got mail

I have answered, you off the chain! lol

@Z – I guess that may be you….Hey!

LOL @lilith Yeah gotta please da lady, cause what one man wont do another man will, so if ya care bout da chick, you go out your way to thrill. But for da misc. chicks?? BIP BAM BOOM, ok baby will call ya real soon lol.

@strange
Ok Im gonna let you go with that one..cause if you can see i told BE that i was heating your eggs up as we speak

what’s cracking in here?

Pimpin…all I get is one?

Sydney

‘I don’t think you saw anything remotely masculine about me, huh? LOL!’

Your effeminate qualities are untypical of a mans. *licking my lips*

@lilith – at 26 I’m too old to be dealing with someone who don’t know what they are doing…I’m over here heating strange program eggs up now..LOL
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26 is still a baby though but I hear you…you wanna seal the deal add some pancakes and sausage take all that to the room with a pitcher of Orange juice..sure way to get some all day sex…fill them up with carbs and protein!

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Film

Stop that now, lol.

Lady Architect

Pimpin…all I get is one?

You’ve got mail…

@BE
i know I’m still young but I feel old..i got my 10 year reunion coming next year and i just don’t get some of the fashion styles that are out now so i FEEL OLD….and if i fool around and cook all that including the pancakes, they would fool around and be sleep..LOL

@EVA
damn…his eye is on the sparrow!…LOL

what’s cracking in here?
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THat girl’s back after your 2500 strokes

dre

Let me inform you. I don’t go back and forth engaging in disputes on a blog. I’m above any and every thing that’s inanely fatuous. Find some one else, borta (your word, not mine).

@Lilith – i know I’m still young but I feel old..i got my 10 year reunion coming next year and i just don’t get some of the fashion styles that are out now so i FEEL OLD….and if i fool around and cook all that including the pancakes, they would fool around and be sleep..LOL
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…then you let him take a nap…but he will be waking up with lots of energy….trust me

@JB – what’s cracking in here?
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THat girl’s back after your 2500 strokes

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JB no she ain’t she putting his name up on don’t fool with him dot com…lol

@lilith im cool on da eggs baa, just toast lightly buttered please lol.

@ Film

I’m above any and every thing that’s inanely fatuous.
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“Fatuous?” Loves it!!! I see why you and Syd get along so well.

I lost my virginity to “Whatcha See is Whatcha Get” by the Dramatics being played on an 8 track. It was 1995. I am officially scarred for life.

@strange
Got the toast for you and the low cal butter…so you don’t get sloppy on me…LOL

JB no she ain’t she putting his name up on don’t fool with him dot com…lol
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I need to add some folks to that list!

@BE
I don’t know if i can wait for him to take a nap..I WANT IT WHEN I WANT IT…LOL

what’s going on in here?

PIMPIN WILLIAM IS WACK!!!

Film

“Find some one else, borta (your word, not mine).”

End scene, lol.

@trs

LOL! Girl, he’s like a walking dictionary.

Film

dre

Let me inform you. I don’t go back and forth engaging in disputes on a blog. I’m above any and every thing that’s inanely fatuous. Find some one else, borta (your word, not mine).

awwwwww, n*gro is in love with a dude. LMAOO, how romantic.