Thanks, I can never get enough of these two.

Wow, she looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more beautiful when she scraps the half a pound of makeup off her face. The hair is a little thick (I know some of it is hers), but still I approve. Very nice. I’m liking the new Beyonce 2.0 lately.

Overdosing. . . {flat lining}. . . . Save the BABY!!. . .

*dead*

Agreed, she does look much better sans 2lbs of make up and that tacky blonde wig. She also looks very happy here; can’t say the same for Jigga.

Beyonce = averagely pretty.

The good life.

Why is it that you never see a pic of them kissing, holding each other or touching? What’s up with that?

Something smells strange here…

Ever since Jay Z went to Africa and started acting like a wehite man, not wanting to mix with the locals and acting stuck up, I have lost respect for him. Also I have noticed even though he likes to be seen in public with his lovely girlfriend his body language is very cold. Come on every man will die to be with her so show abit of your romantic side, cold bastard.

um, ok if people feel that they just want to be seen, then just stop posting pics of them. i’d love to see the black media turn a cold shoulder to them (believe me, the white blogs don’t give a damn about them…jayonce puts on these public displays for US). i’m curious what would happen…perhaps they would focus on 1)making quality music, and 2)for jay-z in particular, actually promoting def jam artists for a change? hmmm…

i dont c the fuss about beyonce b/coz she jus looks like any average light skinned gal and that hair aint cute they look like dread locks.

She’s pretty but more fat than she look on her videos

@ Africa Man

It could be a biznizz move as to why he wit her. Don’t you think that he know “everrrr” (supposing) man wanna git at her. You heard “upgrade”- she is for show and tell. But, the sad thing is she knows it. What boosts’ a man ego more than to be with a wuman that everrr (supposing) man wants, can mistreat her (assuming) and know that she aint gonna go no where. Or maybe he has that thug image to uphold. You know thuggz don’t care!

Free *

You all sound so bitter. Damn.

They obviously look happy together. They’ve been together for five years. I wish them well. I wouldn’t wish an unhappy relationship on no one.

Beautiful! They are so fabulous together!

Beyonce’s hair looks like Weird Al Yankovic’s

@ SpearChucker

Beyonce’s hair looks like Weird Al Yankovic’s

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It does LMAO, last time she had the bone straight now she wants the Kinky I trying my damn hardest to seem black with my wanna be thug fiancee kind of hair, SMH at these two.

On the real Tailor Made and Tiffany New York Patterson have more love then Bey and J…tsk tsk tsk selling pics to the tabloids….SMFH (rolls eyes)

*Looking at Ja*

The Beyonce apologists are starting to crawl out their shells. LOL!

Anyway, Beyonce said it herself that Jay Z gives her credit. Of course that’s several years ago when she came out solo, but how far would she would have made it if her and Jay Z weren’t together?

Remember how everybody hated Beyonce back in those days when her family crushed the dreams of those two girls?

I’m sure he’s pounding her shaved cooch, but I’m not sure how ‘sincere’ they really are.

You haters make me laugh. If their relationship was just for show, it definitely wouldn’t last this long. Plus, any real Jay-Z fan can tell the difference in his lyrics since he’s been with B. All you need to do is pay attention. BTW… I love her with the dark hair.

MJB, shot out to me!!!

@ nannah

I could give a damn about Beyonce. You seem to know all of the info about them and their relationship, so your infatuation is obvious.

i give that girl credit for knowing how to rock a million dollar smile. when the cameras are rolling she always have that smile on point

I see you Mickit lol

you say your giving the STANS a fix when your really getting the fix yourself.

many celebs go to basketball games—-it’s because they want to be seen? if you are sick of HER or the both of them why must you post their pictures with your sick as comentaries?

even sitting their watching a game…you find fault with that.

your pathetic and really nothing but haters with a website.

MJB said :

@ I Have A Baby Hand!

For a disabled individual you sure do manage to type a lot of hate

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*slides off seat*

whoever that is pretending to be MJB needs a smack down————–damn that is dumb and stupid.

as if MJB would even do that…..especially on this low life site.

whoever you are you are a mess—you are pathetic…very very sad……………

i mean i am crackin up!!

I have to agree, a little. Sex should always be free, the best stress reliever money can’t buy! But, a relationship is gonna cost ya, you asking for my time which means, thats money I aint making being wit your ass. Man eff THAT!!! Money is buying me Happiness!!

Man lala, git yo ass of this low life site then! HATER!!!

I could give a damn about Beyonce. You seem to know all of the info about them and their relationship, so your infatuation is obvious.

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So why call people bitter when we’re stating our opinions?

And just because I read doesn’t mean I like. They’re all over the place, how can people NOT know about them?

jjones speakes the truth on everything.

jay and pimp c wasnt even friends.

and he can not upgrade from beyonce. and yall know it.

Mickit i fell u a little bit.

Sex should always be free, the best stress reliever money can’t buy! But, a relationship is gonna cost ya, you asking for my time which means, thats money I aint making being wit your ass. Man eff THAT!!! Money is buying me Happiness!!

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but no money do not buy happiness forever maybe the first 3-4 years but after that u need love, unless u dont got not heart.

I use to have a heart. . .I do got love for my son and that’s all the love I need. Me, I am just tired of the games, lies, court dates, jail visits, babies momma. I got all the love I need from my son.

Hip Hop Royalty at it’s best! Work it Jay & Bee!

Damn B looks soooo in love….I love this couple…

Oh and is it just me or has Jay Z been really starting to age lately???

Lame ass heffa sitting at home typing hate on the net whilst chewing on that last bit of her government cheese

^^^

LOL ! ! !

Government cheese ? ? ? Dang Mary ! ! !

@ Mary

Mary, do you have any encouraging words for Mickit? I hate to hear sistas say they’ve given up on romance. Mickit, you seem like a sweetheart. Don’t say you used to have a heart.

Like Mary said, no more drama. . .

@jjones

Also someone said if it was fake why has it lasted so long. Ha Ha men don’t know women like they think they do. I mean c’mon look at Biggie Smalls RIP (really no disrespect) he was dark, ugly and fat and he could pull more women than you on your good days. Women like money and fame, with Jay she gets both, with that said ugly people do grow on you and usually ugly men make up for their ugliness. I heard Jay was packing down there, so his camel esq features are sidelined by his package, fame and money! I really thinks she has feeling for him, but honestly I jane doe could make Jay-z or any other ugly dude feel like a King, why cause it is called game, don’t hate the player hate the game.

@ RUN-FOREST-RUN

True True. HE IS THE LUCKY 1 CUZ HE AINT ALL THAT.

@ A TRUE GEM

HAVE U EVER SEEN A TRUE BLACK COUPLE BEENING ALL KISS KISS IN PUBLIC. NO.

SOME PEOPLE JUST DONT LIKE PDA. I KNOW I DONT. HOLDING HANDZ IS COOL BUT THATS ABOUT IT WHEN ITS 1,000′S OF PEOPLE OR PAPERAZZI AROUND. DANG FALL BACK EVERYBODY AINT LIKE U.

Black People

Right now I am watching Booti Talk on BET. I am sitting here right now crying because I see the old pretty Vivica before she went and jacked herself up with the plastic surgery. SMH!

@ Chef

Well we got Will and Jada.

And the reason we don’t see black men with a sister because as soon as they get a little money they are dating a white women or Latina. Yeah! This contract bound Jay and b can sit down somewhere!

Everyone is questioning why Jay is never smiling in the pics, but has it ever occurred to any of you that his lips may just be too damn heavy?? I mean smiling may take a lot more outta him than the average person. Think about it, when have we ever seen Jay beaming w/ or w/o Bey?…

@ CubaLinda

Everyone is questioning why Jay is never smiling in the pics, but has it ever occurred to any of you that his lips may just be too damn heavy?? I mean smiling may take a lot more outta him than the average person. Think about it, when have we ever seen Jay beaming w/ or w/o Bey?…

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When I read that I was trying to breath and laugh and staring chocking..you is stoopid for that one ROTFLMAO.

What you said makes perfect since, maybe is lips are just too damn heavy to smile.

NO NOT ALL WOMEN NEED THAT A TRUE GEM.

I MEAN I SURE AS HELL WOULDNT MIND HAVING IT BUT LOVE IS………………. NO WORDS.

SHID BEE GOT MONEY IF SHE WAS WIT HIM 4 MONEY SHE COULD GET HER AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN WIT DOUGH. 4REAL. THERE IZ SOME OUT THERE, I THINK.

CubaLinda U SILLY ASS HELL.

IM ON THE FLOOR.

@ Chef

Are you serious, Jay and b hang around Gwen Paltrow and her Husband, I can pull up a mag article if you don’t believe me. Jay and B hang around white people two so don’t get it twisted! Like I said Jay make his money from the hood and spend it and hang around the white people. Jay hangs out with Bono and the rest of them white people too!

Jay and Bee look so good together! Still in love and going strong! Jay been talking alot about wanting to start his family soon. So, it’s just a matter of time for these two. Black love is a powerful thing.

Real confuse at why the folks on this board are literally MAD, that they’re in love! Speechless!

@ chef

I don’t get it why is it that we want POSITIVE BLACK people in our community to rep us then the minute we get a good black person like Barack we say he is not black enough but let someone like Jay get a pass when he could care less about the hood, the same hood that supports his ass.

I am sorry I think he is pimping the hood he promotes an image he can’t live up to just to get the black vote, You have someone like Obama who went to an elite school and some black people still wont give him a chance and talking about how they will vote for Hillary…WTF I don’t get it. You can like phony J all you wan…I will pass!

TrueGem, pull it together, I dont need you to fall apart on me!!

Chef!! I was just trying to impart some reasonable explanations for him always going around with that droopy look on his face….

@ smitty

NOOOOOOOOOO they want to start a family, this is even worse than when Meagan Goode was pregnant by Thomas Jones. I just don’t feel that any child should walk around with a face that only a mother could love. It is not right! If J and B matted I pray that baby looks like B, her nephew is cute but so is his daddy.

@ CubaLinda

Gotcha!

@ Smitty

Next time you will tell me that Lil Wayne aka I will kill your children and family if you mess with me Carter and Lauren London will have children. NOOOOOOOOOO! LOL

@ A TRUE GEM

DAMN I AINT EVEN GONE LIE THATS FUNNY. THE BABY MIGHT, I SAID MIGHT LOOK CUTE. BUT HOPFULLY IT WONT HAVE ANY OF JAY’S FEATURES EXCEPT HIS LIPS. AINT NOTING WRONG WIT SOME NICE BIG JUCIY LIPS.LOL

AND I LOVE OBAMA. HE DOES REPRESENT ME IN ALL WAYS.

HE IS A POSITIVE BLACK MAN AND THAT IZ WHAT WE NEED. IM VOTING 4 B.O AKA BARACK OBAMA

I SURE AS HELL DONT PRAISE JAY-Z, I JUST LIKE HIS MUSIC AND HIS SWAGGER AND HOW HE TAKING THW WHITE MAN JOB THATS ALL.

@ A true Gem:

Looks are 100% subjective, my dear. I’m sure some people would find you to be unattractive. That’s just the way it goes. Beyonce could very well be attracted to Jay Z, you never know.

BTW, I don’t think Goode’s boyfriend is bad looking.

Maybe they or their handlers have advised against PDA (public displays of affect) so that bloggers won’t take something and run with it.

LIL WAYNE AKA “DAMN RIGHT I KISS MY DADDY” GAY ASS AND LAURN LONDON AINT EVEN 2GETHER ANYMORE, THANK GOD.

IDK WHAT IN THE HELL SHE WAS THINKIN WIT LIL WAYNE U-G-L-Y ASS. HE AINT EVEN GOT THAT MUCH MONEY 4 THAT.

I WOULD TAKE JAY-Z OVER LIL WAYNE ANYDAY WIT LOOKS.

Um GOOOOOOOO Lakers!!!

Sorry!

On-topic

Jay and Bey seem happy and what not sooooo great for them.

@ cubalinda:

You are TOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

I think that B is a regular average pretty girl. Nothing too spectacular (with or without makeup) and she looks better with darker hair (but did it have to be made out of the same material as my mop???)? She works hard and for that i feel she deserves all that she becomes blessed with. Just my 2 cents…

anyway, on a side note, I was wondering if did anyone else ever hear the rumor a few years ago that Beyonce was dating Chico Debarge (when The Writing’s on the Wall was being made) and had an abortion from him cuz her father said that they (the Debarge’s) were beneath them?

if you did let me know…

NO. GOOOOOOOOOOOOO CAVALIERS!!!!!!!!!!!

AND MEGAN GOODE BABY WOULD HAVE NO NECK. HAVE U SEEN THOMAS JONES.

@ Nahnah

Girl stop playing, as cute as your son or nephew is with the wavy hair you saying Thomas Jones is cute nooooooooway! Girl I am sure you wasn’t looking at his face, do you know something I don’t know. Like I said ugly men that can make it up in other places are cool with me, but I am just saying the truth is the truth.

@ Chef

I didn’t know Wayne I kiss my daddy Carter and Lauren London broke up. I mean I don’t know who they thought they were fooling with that relationship.

it’s been four years and i still feel like this couple is contrived for the public. i can’t make myself believe that this is a relationship. and i really don’t think it has anything to do with my infatuation for jay.

@ chef

That is what I am saying, but nahnah said he is cute. I don’t see it either! noooooooooooooooo!

Everyone is questioning why Jay is never smiling in the pics, but has it ever occurred to any of you that his lips may just be too damn heavy?? I mean smiling may take a lot more outta him than the average person. Think about it, when have we ever seen Jay beaming w/ or w/o Bey?…

^^^

HILARIOUS BUT TRUE

Ahhh they do make a cute couple! Think Camel is a bit uncomfortable with B’s fame though, at least im gettin that impression from the pictures. But if it works then whatever

@ CarlyRox45

I FOUND THIS ARTICLE I THINK U RIGHT. DAMN BEE GET DOWN LIKE THAT.LOL CHICO WAS CUTE.LOL

BEYONCE AND CHICO DEBARGE 411!

What has never really been mentioned is Beyonce’s little romance with Chico Debarge YES, CHICO DEBARGE – they use to date back when she was with Destiny’s Child. It was all very secretive. The girls would stay at the Beverly Wilshire when they came to Los Angeles – The Wilshire is not far from a small boutique hotel where Chico DeBarge was a regular. Ms. Beyonce would slip over to his hotel for late night visits and leave in the AM. This was an upper crust hotel so not too many of the workers knew who she or he was, a few of them did and one night they heard them having very loud sex. One time Mr. Knowles came to the hotel ENRAGED because he found out Beyonce had been sneaking away at night to spend time with low class, jail bird Chico Debarge. He put an end to that relationship with the QUICKNESS for two reasons. 1- He thought Chico was low class and he knew Beyonce was on her way to being a superstar. Beyonce didn’t care because she was in love, but her dad set her straight. 2 – She got pregnant with his child and well. She was deep into it with Chico, her first real love. I’m just saying!

GTFOH!!!

Beyonce and Chico debarge???

WOW…WOW!!!

@ chef

I knew her and Chico was together but I didn’t know he was preggors by him…ooooooohhh!

Also you kind of proved my point her father ended the relationship because he knew his daughter was on the verge of super stardom and a jail bird broke ass dude like Chico would damage her shine…which now walks in Jay-z the multi-millionaire. Maybe she does love him, I dunno, maybe it is the sex that keeps her I dunno. We will never know with them two.

THANKS CHEF!!!

everyone was telling me that i was just being a hater but I usually am good at retaining what I read so I knew I wasn’t imagining this.

interesting huh? but I feel bad that all of celebrities business gets put out there on blast, but damn, they do have some scandalous lives sometimes…

Also I think this was what Latavia and LeToya were alluding to when they said that they shared her secrets and were like sisters and she just up and betrayed them…That’s why there’s a huge gag order from the settlement, so they can’t spill any of those secrets…

but we all make mistakes when we’re young and in love right. it just makes her more human i guess, i hope she finds happiness…oh and someone to teach her how to speak publicly and not like George Dubya…

>>Secondly, if they are madly on love and she is the hottest chick in the game why don’t they act like a couple, they look like their relationship is bind by a contract where they only agree to do so and so. I am not the most affection person in the world but when I go out in public I at least act like I am in a relationship, those who don’t no offense but maybe you are fat and ugly and your man or woman don’t want to make you feel bad.

@ A True Gem

That’s what I’M sayin’! Their relationship does seem like an arrangement. Come on…as much as the papp’s follow them, surely they would have caught a pic of ONE close or tender moment, a kiss, a hug, SOMETHING in 5 years? Who y’all lying to? Yourselves? Looks like a happy sister/brother thing to me. And she’s more into it than him.

I don’t give a f’ how “hard” you are. You gon’ kiss your girl SOMETIMES. Publicly or not. And if you that hard you won’t give a f’ who sees it go down.

WHAT I MISS?!?!?!?!

I just love these two together! Jay and Bee are keeping it real! Love is such a wonderful thing! Just finished a romantic getaway in Paris, and now they are doing it big again in NYC! I can’t wait to see the New Year’s pics! Love this beautiful black couple!

Haters, hate on!LOL

celeb trainer, that’s what i’m saying. this whole setup is a joke. and it’s actually kinda wack. why go so far as to act like you’re in a relationship (because neither of them have ever confirmed it) but then show absolutely no affection. yeah, we’ve all seen the quick glimpses of him picking her up. but so! what brother doesn’t toss his younger sibling around from time to time. i’m thinking they’re just cool. no more, no less. but it keeps people interested in them when they front like they’re in love. i’m not buying it.

Carrie

I just love these two together! Jay and Bee are keeping it real! Love is such a wonderful thing! Just finished a romantic getaway in Paris, and now they are doing it big again in NYC! I can’t wait to see the New Year’s pics! Love this beautiful black couple!

Haters, hate on!LOL

I love them together too! Real love!

@ Celeb Trainer

I don’t give a f’ how “hard” you are. You gon’ kiss your girl SOMETIMES. Publicly or not. And if you that hard you won’t give a f’ who sees it go down.

^^^ If they are in love, why not act like it, why cause I guess it is not in the contract. They only make appearances to garner more attention for themselves and it is working.

for those complaining that they never hold hands, blah blah blah or show affection, i suggest you get yourself acquainted with the beyonceworld gallery!

Jay already told y’all he marrying Bee, and she will have his seed! He wants a family with Ms. Bee!

I thought Daddy Knowles didn’t like Jay-Z in the beginning either and that was a source of issues for the first 3 or 4 years?

And is it me or has B been tryna be a bit “G’d” up since she “been” with Jay…Like her “gangsta” has been popping up on some of her songs and stuff like Kitty Kat and Upgrade You. In Upgrade you she says “like a good girl, better yet a hood girl.” I saw the Behind the Music and from what I understand Daddy Knowles worked 18 hour days to move them to the suburbs of Houston in a nice house and big backyard with a pool and trampoline…

I’m just saying…

And we all know that when they first got together that Jay was the bigger star. In fact, that same year they did ’03 Bonnie and Clyde she hosted the red carpet for one of the E! channels events and she was all flustered and star struck and country talking and ignorant sounding with stupid expressions the whole fricking time. So it’s pretty safe to say that she made a good career move there as well (hopefully they are in love but if it makes them happy, who am i to judge?)…

Jayonce got folks upset that they’re in love! I’m sure you’ll find love one day! Black love is truly amazing!

SMH what’s a yaychet?? could that person possibly mean yacht?? i weep for the future. i’m out!

@Scorpio

but so! what brother doesn’t toss his younger sibling around from time to time. i’m thinking they’re just cool. no more, no less. but it keeps people interested in them when they front like they’re in love. i’m not buying it.

^^ you is stoopid, LOL I remember seeing that pic of them two together when he was tossing her up in the air. LOL And don’t forget the pic of them on the boat and they just happened to kiss in public for the first time in 4 or 5 years! SMH

@ Nubbian Goddex

I agree with you they kill me with these Beyonce post I told myself that I wasn’t going to comment on this thread but I guess I did.

For the record hollywood has always had and always will “set couples up” ‘arrange dates” with other celebrities to gain publicity. ie. Brad and Jennifer Anniston, b Nick Cannon and Selita, Lauren London and the list goes on.

Why are you all mad?

DANG YALL. Y HATE. YEAH JAY WAS A BIGGER STAR BUT LOOK WHO IZ NOW. THEY HELPED EACHOTHER OUT.

THEY R IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP AND IF NOT THEY BOTH NEED OSCARS CUZ THEY THE BEST ACTERS EVER.LOL

AND I SAW THAT RED CARPET THING ON E! BEE WAS COUNTRY AS HELL. IT WAS FUNNY. YEAH SHE DID GET GANGSTA 2 BUT WHO DONT WANT 2 B A GANGSTA.LOL

a true gem, i’m just saying. lol.

i know i said i was out but i had to take another call…. speechless, i can’t speak for anybody else but i’m certainly not mad. it’s just funny to me. these two have never admitted to being together. yet the media has people believing they’ll be getting married soon. the way they answer questions pertaining to the relationship is damn near artistic. people hear what they want to hear. but a true gem is absolutely right, they’ve been setting up couples forever.

@scorpio and a true gem

you guys are right, it’s all for publicity. after all, i’ll waste 6yrs of my life playing it up for the cameras and spend 24/7 with someone i’m just messing around with and have no genuine interest in at all. hell, let me spend money taking her on a mil dollar vacation EVERY year just to play it up for the cameras.

ya’ll could have argued this point 6yrs ago when they first started dating, now the ish is mute. once agian, if you really want to see them get all up on each other and what not, i suggest you get yourself acquainted with the beyonceworld gallery.

DAMN I WROTE YAYCHET.LOL

I MEANT YACHT.

i guess you meant it’s a moot point. but it’s certainly not. again i ask what couple dates for 6 yrs but never actually calls each other boyfriend/girlfriend. and sweets if you think it’s hurting jay to spend some money on a vacation then you really don’t know what his net worth is. i don’t think they dislike each other. i just don’t believe they’re “crazy in love”.

about beyonceworld blah blah blah, i already touched on that. we’ve seen the pictures what the hell does that prove. i’ll believe it when they get married. but not even, look at michael jackson and lisa marie. but you probably thought that was everlasting love as well, huh. LMAO!

^^^ that was for puhleeze. i got five more minutes. what you got?

puhleez IS RIGHT IT MAKES NO SCENE 4 THEM 2 ACT 4 THIS LONG IF IT WASNT REAL.

doesn’t it though? let the numbers speak for themselves. somebody else already touched on how beyonce’s street cred/fan base grew just by being seen with jay. you don’t think the two are related?

Hey Chef…

I’m not hating…No hate over here ever… I was just commenting on some things. I have an allergy to fakeness and bs and I’m just saying that sometimes I start sneezing at the mention of her…hhahaahaha…

no but really, she prolly love that thug in him. good girl gone bad you know…oh wait that’s ummmmm his other chick.

either way, no hate over here. i just present facts. I don’t wish ill will on people i don’t know, and not on many people i do know as well

EWWWWWWWWW SCORPIO U JUST BROGHT BACK A BAD IMAGE. REMEMBER WHEN MJ AND LISA PRESLY KISSED AT THE VMA’S. VOMIT MOMENT.

AND THEY HAVE SAID THEY WERE 2GETHER PLENTY OF TIMES.

off to have blueberry pancakes with my boyfriend. and yeah we’ll probably kiss when we greet each other and just to stir things up we may hold hands walking in. (genuine) black love is beautiful

Beautiful couple! I love them together! Ain’t nothing like the real thing baby!

OMG U SILLY CARLYROX45.LOL 4 THAT HIS OTHER CHICK. PLEASE DONT BRING 5HEAD IN THE EQUATION PLEASE CUZ I AM A RI RI DILIKER. I DONT LIKE RIHANNA.

AND U R FUNNY EITHER WAY. I RESPECT UR OPINON JUSTLIKE I HOPE U RESPECT MINE.

IM A BEYONCE FAN AND JAY AND I DO THINK THEY R IN LOVE. BUT THATS ME.

Ya’ll really mad!

@ a true gem

are you serious? not everyone is bound to get married after dating 3yrs. if they want to take their time, let them. i would rather have them wiat and KNOW they are ready than get married and get divorced. it’s okay to get married on THEIR time and not because you said so, you know?

A hot couple, much happiness to them.

@ Scorpio

Haaaay go girl, that is what I’m saying true love, you eating pancakes and I am sitting here eating a bologna sandwich, something is not right with this picture.LOL enjoy mama!

@ Chef

I don’t understand why people don’t like Rihanna. people say that she is copying Beyonce. Jay is the one who signed her in the first place. People say that RiRi can’t sing oh well who signed her, but no one blames Jay!!! obviously he likes the light bright women because he is with one and he signed one to his label. Think about Blame J don’t blame Rihanna she changed her style and yet people are still comparing her to Bey. I dunno!

I definately respect your opinion…especially on this topic because it’s all about personal taste. Personally I don’t care all too much for B or RhiRhi. Both have a few songs that I like, sometimes they look really gorgeous…sometimes they look like Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds took a FUGLY bat to them.

Either way what I feel about them is not going to make or break their lives so I’m intelligent enough to not get all out of shape over things out of my control. I just enjoy reading blogs and being entertained and conversing with other people on many different topics.

Simple enough right?

@mary, mickit and the rest– you guys are so funny yall got me sitting here crackin up!!!

YUP,CARLYROX45 SIMPLE ENOUGH.

A FUGLY BAT.LOL IM ROLLIN.

YALL CRACK ME UP. SHID ALL I GOT 2 EAT IZ SOME CHEX MIX.

DAMN A TRUE GEM U RIGHT I DO BLAME JAY-Z 4 BRINGING HER INTO THE UNITED STATES.LOL

I DO NOT AND WILL NEVER COMPARE RI RI 2 BEYONCE EVER.

RI RI IS IN THE LIKES OF CIARA OR CASSIE. BUT NOT BEYONCE. NO

BUT CIARA CAN DANCE HER ASS OF THO.

mygirlnelle, Welcome! Glad we can entertain you. Please feel free to jump in at any time. And once again, welcome.

Actually, I play pro basketball overseas (I was in Sweden-Romania and Portugal…where I still am now) and they love Jay and B and RhiRhi and NeYo and Diddy and Snoop and it goes on and on. Well their music at least. But my coach asked me the other day why is Beyonce so beautiful and with someone so and I quote “hideously looking” as Jay.

I was like, I dunno, I’m not her…I MEAN, WTH DO YOU SAY TO THAT??? then he asked me do all black american women like thugs–and with the most serious face on too. I was dying laughing in his face. But I said no, black american have different taste just like different portugese women have different taste.

Anyway, my point was that white people jock B and Jay just as much if not more than we do. And they SWEAR THAT THESE PEOPLE DIDN’T EXIST UNTIL THEY WERE ON THE POP CHARTS. they were like, diddy never did anything before he made I’ll Be Missing You. I WAS LIKE WHAT!?!? that just proved my theory there…

ok, sorry i’m rambling…

Damn this Jay and Bey thread, I really wanna explore this Chico Debarge thing, and the pregnancy??? SCANDALOUS!!! I can see Daddy Knowles outraged and enraged I remember hearing he didnt really care for the JayZ thing either but Jay shined up his image a bit and made a megamillionare of himself and all of a sudden Daddy Knowles is supporting thier rela. I kinda hate seeing Jay schmoozing w/ the Knowles acting like he still looking for approval or acceptance. The pics are always him with her family at their functions but I have never seen her with him and his family at their functions. Jay wattup wit dat?? You hosting parties for the Daddy, and babysitting Solange lil boy and just living it up in the Knowles world, but what about the Carters??? {I’m def. bored cause I cant be serious about this crap!!}

CHEF, CHEF!!! play NICE!!!!

DAMNIT, Can we reach 100+ already damm! I am rit d to change topics (LOL)

Doing…

my

yea, i’m cool with one of chico’s nephews but i don’t want to ask about it cuz i don’t want him to feel like i’m trying to get all in the biz…

but damn, it’s interesting…enquiring minds want to know!!!

part

{tee tee he he} I got my “eyecaught(on)dat” last post. It was way too funny.

to

make

LMMFAO at you Cuba!!!

us

Where we at Cuba, Where we at???

reach

100+

comments

I wish I has a Bahama Mama right now, no homo!

craziness…

40 something years old and pulling up yo damn pants?!? A damn shame!

What the hell is coings ons. Wherez everrrrbode go??

LOL

hahaha….

what i really want to ask him is about his cousin who’s supposedly a jackson also…ooooooh….

but we’ve only been cool for like 5 months, so i feel it’s too early to just jump into the family bizness…We’re really becoming good friends, i don’t want him to feel i’m using him for his fam…

but yea it’s pretty scandalous and DAMMIT I WANNA KNOW TOO…hahaha, good things come to those who wait i guess…

FAW, where you be? With your old ass. You know wine is only fine when it is aged(LOL) Why didnt you stop the maddness in that thread. CUBA!! it was worst than Ike memorial service. LAWDIE PEOPLE!!!

CRAZINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahaha,

MICKIT…

I am a sweetheart. I did not begin trying to get at her, she came out of her face. Don’t you see how nice I’ve been in this thread…This is the normal me, but sometimes I turn into SheHulk and have to put people in their place whether it’s online or in person…

I can’t help it, I’m sorry :’(

CUBA, u DRUNK!! it dont take that long to get A drink!! where u b? eh BAY BAY?!?!

IZ HE CUTE CARLYROX45.

IF SO SLEEP WIT HIM AND HE’LL TELL U ANYTHING

Please try to cop that placenta that was discarded and/ or medical records

^^^ LMAO! @ cuba!!

YOU GUYS GOT ME OVER HERE DYING LAUGHING!!!

DYING…

ok, i’ll do my best to fulfill the aforementioned requests…hahaha, wow, i’m dying. (and it’s James’ kid not El’s).

but honestly, that whole family can sing. ole boy was singing a bit to me (cuz of course he has an indie album out) and I was swooning… He looks like them, just a brown caramel version.

but yea, I’ll see what I can do for yall…

And FAW was fanning the flames of the Gotti-Superhead thread…

THATZ MY SONG TURN IT UP.

CUBA U SILLY AS HELL.

This board is funny! I guess is just too much for one person to have in this life.

Beyonce

She has a family that loves and protects her.

She has a career that she loves.

She’s successful.

She’s an international star.

She’s beautiful.

She has a man that loves her.

She hasn’t been involved in any personal scandals.

I guess inventing stories or believing her relationships are staged makes peeps feel better about themselves.

SLEEP WIT HIM CARLY.

HAVE HIS SPAWN.

U CAN B IN THE JANET/BAYONCE CLUB:)

To clarify, Janet supposedly had a kid with James…

and to Chef, yes he looks good but I don’t know if it’s serious like that yet…hahahaha, calm down…

but yea, you’re right…

Cuba, FAW just stood there and watched. Just watched, as they she attacked another resident. Let’s not revisit

haha,

yall are too much…

in the HO, HO, HO mood this holiday season huh?

hahaha, yall got me laughing…and Cuba you should check out the Irv-Superhead thread…just a bunchof retardness…

I herrrr, I herrr !!!!

I didn’t attack her…

She started it. I was CLARIFYING!!!

clearly she failed reading comprehension because none of her points addressed anything I said correctly.

DID SUPERHEAD MARRY DAT DUDE YET?

Caryl, 80′s is a long time resident. You had some valid points. BUT, if the senior residents were here LAWD, GURLLY help ya! -

CUBA, git yo ass back to this thread. Here you are aiming missiles and ish and you aint no where to be found!

Chef

I think she did marry Edie

lol @ Cuba

thats still my job? I thought that was just for one day? lol

@ QG&#@

I AGREE WIT U %100

IT’S THESE OTHER ASS HOLES. LMFAO

**Cuba is running in and outta threads looking for FAW to bring her to the board room to answer allegations about standing idle while a resident was attacked… Missile on auto- fire**

i don’t think superhead married Eddie…i read an interview from him like a few weeks ago that said it was a joke anyway and he would never marry someone like her cuz of how she taped bobby brown on her couch and stuff…

I know, that is the only reason you get a pass, Carly. . anyways… Cuba, WOW I handle it. I issued a citation!!

**Cuba makes mental note to tell other residents that WOW has already started giving the “that’s not my job speech” and being clearly insubordinate**

Ike was going @ 1989 Baby too…

haha…don’t attack FAW

CHEF. . . If you gonna play stay OFF TOPIC when new people come and play. HOW are they ever gonna learn if you dont lead by example!!! DONT MAKE ME PLACE A FLAG ON YOUR ASS!!!

A CARLY DID U CALL CHICO BROTHER YET?

MAKE SURE U ASK CAN BEYONCE REALLY SING. NO HOMO. 4REAL

too funny…

OHHHHHHHH. OOOOOPS MY B-A-D

Cuba, you on Day shift or Nite tomorrow?

I dont know what to believe, on her site on one of her video blogs she had one named marital bed with them two in bed talking and what not… mabye they didnt get married.. idk

BUT ONCE AGAIN I LOVE BEYONCE. SHE MY GIRL. 4REAL. NOT PLAY.

I JUST WANT 2 KNOW. U KNOW

Haha, he’s in the studio…

I’m not gonna come out and ask him this stuff though…He’s on myspace, go there and ask him yourself, he answers his messages personally…

I won’t disrespect him by coming out and asking him personal biz…but that’s cuz we’re cool. You don’t know him so you could do that if you wish…

lol Cuba… Mickit handled it… im on it next time tho

i will be glad when jay settles down and decide to knock her up, then i hope you all will stop hating

haha, yea chef. I feel you.

but they’re good at keeping their secrets anyway. I commend them for that. Like how do you hide a child that “supposedly” looks exactly like Janet for over 20 years and she’s the spawn of two of the most famous musical black families of the 20th century?

that’s skill…

Well it seems as though there is some chaos within the organization so I will be poopin in thru the day periodically to support the fam, but I will be on nite duty mainly… How bout you?? Where the hell is LIB??

CUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heffa where the hell u be goin! {in my crazie wuman voice from – I’mma Git You Suck voice, lady with one leg} Dont make me hop from thread to thread afta yo ass!!!

I HEARD THEY LOOK NICE DESPITE THE RANDOM WHITE SPOTS.

^^^LOLOL!

why is superhead selling her clothes anyway?

who’s hating on B and Jay?

I thought we changed the subject?

Anyway, I don’t buy second hand clothes, let alone ones whose integrity I have questions about…lmao

Git em WOW, G I T D A T A S S , Git em – get jjones!!!!

LMAO@Chef…

too funny…He’s in L.A. I’m pretty sure it’s hard to go to every studio in LA looking for him…

tooooooo funny…

Carly, some people try and provoke us and jjones is one of them!

@ jjones

personal foul… commenting about the actual topic… 15 yards… repeat 3rd down

Calmate estoy aqui!!!!

true, sorry, i’m becoming indoctrinated…

Unlike most of you my only job is practicing and working out so I guess I have a lot of time to catch up quickly…I can be day and night shift…hahahaha…

I donna knowa wherza LIB be, But I do know if you leave me again without tellin me where uzz goina there will be destruction and mayhem!!!!

IM STIFF ARM YO ASS jjones.

I love Janet…She sings better than Rhi Rhi and everyone bit her style…From Britney to Beyonce to Ciara to RhiRhi’s big ass lollipop head.

Is it me or does Rhianna sometimes look like a King Cobra?

Make sure Carly, you git permission from LIB she signs the time sheets for the nite crew. CUBA ass cant be trusted to be around when needed. MIA ass!

This is why some {jjones} people dont have VIP status… OFF DA TOPIC PLEASE!! Or next time, you pay double!!

haha, ok…gotcha!

Where the hell u be goin Cuba, what else is crackin lackin up in herrrrrrrrr?!?

Mickit I am sorry and I know my punishment already.

Here goes:

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

I will not disappear from my post.

Ooooh Chef u cussed at me Imma tell the hall monitor, you in trouble now!!

WWwwwwwwwEEeeeeSsssssIIIDddddEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Much betta!!! Everyone else take notes!!! REMEMBER death b4 you dishonor the thread. All is forgiven!!!

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

I WILL NOT LIKE MARY J. BLIGE.

ooooh oooh, she done call wesside on you.. . Where is Mr O Dot when you need him and WOW git CHEF – she aint learnin!!!

I’LL KICK THAT HALL MONITOR IN THE NUTS AND RUN.

huh? I lost whats^^^ that about Chef??

LOL @ CARLY!!!

See what happens when they leave us Sr. residents alone. I though we’d have full staff today. I tired of doing overtime for other people and never moving up!! I keep asking for day shift and they giving it to all the newbies!!

OH that wont fly Chef, Bmama will be right there after you kick her hubby. Then there is the rest of the resident. WHY WONT YOU LISTEN!!! I tryna help ya.

Dont worry Cuba, Chef bout to get 3rd shift, She wont behave!!!

LMFAO ON THAT ON CARLY.

RIHANNA JUST SEEM LIKE SHE A SNAKE 2 ME. NOT A REAL 1 LIKE SOMEBODY WHO WILL JUST STAB U IN THE BACK.

SO SHE CAN TAKE HER ASS BACK 2 BARBADOS.

JUST PLAYIN. I LIKE HER SONGS THATS ABOUT IT.

MARY OK I GUESS.

MAYBE IM HARDHEADED.

IDK. I DONT TAKE WELL 2 RULES.

I OVERDOSED.

lala didnt get the memo…

please sign your ticket for staying on topic…

I am going to start looking for another position Mickit, I hear they got better deals over at MEdiaFakeout. I cant work with some of these people here *cutting my eyes at CHEF*….

they told me I would get free fries for a year if I did this…

Cuba, plz dont go. CHEF, dont make me tear u a new one. You are about to go into time out, which means no one talks to you. And dont think about jumpin threads, I will follow your ass.

IM HARDCORE. YEA YEA YEA.

BEYONCE BEYONCE BEYONCE.

WHAT YALL GONE DO ABOUT IT. HUH?

NOTHIN THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

hahahahahaah…

WOW, I dont believe that!! Stop it with your blasphemous lies!!

**meanwhile logging on to gravatar.com to see if I can get similar deal w/ Taco Bell**

OK OK OK OK I’LL STOP I PROMISE (I’M CRYING JUST IN CASE U WANTED 2 KNOW)

Dang, Chef! {hangin head} I had high hopes for you. Carly you can mingle wit her if you like, but I think Cuba gonna take it to vote tomorrow with the day crew. Chef, you gonna be another JAO.

SMILE.

ok Cuba you got me… wishful thinking I guess

mabye they will contact me with and offer me free apple pies for a week or something..

*going to mcdonalds.com to send ronald mcdonald a email*

I guess, you gonna be resident bad ass huh? Startin trouble???

what’s JAO???

LMMFAO, see Chef – its a (JAO) outcast. It doesnt mingle with us either!!!

Carly

JAO, just posted. Actually she promised to be MIA, but she didnt keep that promise. LAWD help us all! You just got blamed and you didnt even do anything

I am asking EVERYONE to please ignore something that happened at 8:02 PM, but was before me which was also at 8:02 PM. I cant be anymore clear than that without giving it away too much info… I used to work for FBI so I am good at being covert, can you tell?? LMFAO!!!

DAMNIT! Chef, See I told you! Cuba done sound the alarm! Cuba, since JAO already called her out, we cant leave her exposed!

What you say Cuba?

Carly

I thought the same this I was like what a JAO? then I was thought OHHHH I get it nowwwww lol

Mickit, lets meet secretly in the next room and discuss the future of CHEF??

Should we take her back? Cuba scour the threads and gather all residents a vote is needed!!!

TAKE ME BACK PLEASE I DONT WANT 2 B AN OUTCAST.

does the newbie get a vote?

MY KNEES HURTING CAN YALL HURRY UP.

GET UR MIND OUT OF THE TUB.

IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING GOT DAMMIT. NOT THAT.

HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Wait Cuba, should we take into consideration WOW’s opinion?

Sorry newbie ur vote will not be eligible, u really cant be trusted b/c you lied about the fries thing and so many of us were relying on that to be true. I think we have to review your membership app to confirm that you are who you say….

Well Mickit, do you want to consider newbies vote??

Ok, Chef. . . it is the ruling of the courts that you be placed on probation.

CHEFFFF!!!! See right when I put you on probation you go an break the rules. DIDNT CUBA JUST GIT FINISH TELL YALL ASSES!!!!

HOWEVER, after reading your entire post. I take you from 5+ weeks probation to 2 days.

Carly, you tryna go on probation too???

UMMMMMMMMM SEEMS LIKE JAO IS SALTY.

R U POOR JAO. THATS SUCKS DOESNT IT.

OH CRAP IM NOT SUPPOSE 2 B TALKING 2 U.

SORRY.

Much betta Chef, u are learnin grasshopper.

LAdeedadaladeeda….

CUBA!!! where u go??/

HA HA CARLY U BETTA STOP.

OH!

Cuba

I didnt lie just streched the truth a lil bit… I am me… I just love mcdonalds fries and im still typing my letter to Ronald McDonald to see if he will take me up on my offer…

haha, no, i’m good…i’m new already…well not really, but i’m new to commenting…

Ok Cuba ima call me peoples over at taco bell and try to make this happen for you… deal?

Hello people we put ridiculous fools on auto ignore!! Now Carly and Chef, how many times do we have to tell you this?? Chef u are in enought trouble with the board and Carly there is still an open investigation on you and that fellatio thread, thin ice you two, thin ice…

Or should we wait???

Ok, but can it be extended that if friendly residents say stupid stuff and they are warned then they are fair game…because i can’t sit around and allow stupidity and ignorance to be thrown around…

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee????

WOW~ hurry Mickit and I need you!! The org is being attacked, drop that Ronald McDonald letter and report to your post!! But wait, finish the Taco bell letter AND THEN HURRY TO FRONT AND CENTER, THIS IS URGENT!!

Cuba your thoughts on Carly’s request??

You know what Cuba, I think we should let the newbies handle this. I know Carly got it in her and Chef is tryin to take the place or resident bad ass. I say lets see what they got???

*finishing taco bell letter*

What’s up Cuba im here!

*of*

I think they can handle it.

** searching thru post to see who called out Bloody Mary**

**pulling rejected applications to try to uncover the identity of the perp**

Carly, Chef you think you can handle it???

MAN!!! CUBA, { I tap my toes, waiting for your yay or nay} Are we goin let CHEF and Carly have at that it or what????

Ok, but can it be extended that if friendly residents say stupid stuff and they are warned then they are fair game…because i can’t sit around and allow stupidity and ignorance to be thrown around…

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee????

^^^^ Carly, this is a highly unusual request, but I consulted other residents on other threads and you will be granted this. BUT, proceed with caution, with this comes great responsibility and restraint!!

But wait, where did the new newbies go??

** LMMFAO as the infiltrator becomes frustrated and resorts to CAPS**

It was a matter of time, Cuba- LOL

Yes!!!

Only ignorance sets me off…if there’s no ignorance, then I don’t get set off…

now about s/he of we do not speak…are we gonna handle it or not?

Mickit~ shall we do charlies angels and supasoak dat hoe??!!

ROTFLMAO!! @ Carly growing inpatient with the situation & itching to kick ass!!

YOU HOW COWARDLY THEY ARE CHEF AND CARLY? THEY TREAT YOU LIKE SACRIFICIAL LAMBS TO THE SLAUGHTER FOR THEIR OWN AMUSEMENT. THEY ARE EVIL PERSONIFIED. THEY DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU. THEY’RE GOING TO THROW YOU INTO THE FRAY ONLY TO LOSE WHAT LITTLE SELF-ESTEEM YOU HAVE LEFT WHEN I FLAY IT AWAY FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT. DON’T THROW AWAY YOUR CYBER LIVES FOR THESE DUPLICITOUS ASSHOLES. CHECK THEIR SCALPS. HIDDEN IS THE NUMENR OF THE BEAST 666 BENEATH THEIR SEARS BROUGHT WEAVES.

What you say Cuba, let her have it????

MAaaaNnn GIT IT!!!!

**thinking***

334 posts for what? NEXT!

But wait, that last remark. . . unlike any other posted by this of we do not speak. Are we sure this is the original or a copy cat?

but what will our foresisters think??

*throwing yellow flag @ my business*

Nevermind, its the original LMMFAO

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh haha…

man, what did they reject your app JAO?

i wanted to get at you since you mentioned my name for no reason…thus demonstrating pure ignorance which I loathe and makes me break out in hives…and i’m in portugal and have no idea where to buy benadryl thank you very much asshole…

@ wow yellow flags what does that mean?

Its a fake, obviously looking for some attn and “amusement” I say make our congregation proud and continue auto ignore. As well, there’s no fulfillment for “it” if we move on and ignore.

GOOD EYE, WOW!! GOOD EYE. I thought that might have slipped though will all the crap droppings going on in here.

TOO LATE, Cuba. Carly done set it off!!!

THINK CUBALINDA? YOU CAN ONLY THINK IF YOU HAVE A MIND…AND WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU’RE LACKING IN THAT LITTLE ENDEAVOR. YOOR HESITANCY BETRAYS YOUR CONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITY TO STAVE OFF MY OFFENCE. BTW, WHERE’S THE NEWBIES. PROBABLY OFF COWERING IN THEIR PROTECTIVE CYVBER WOMBS QUESTIONING YOUR IMPOTENT LEADERSHIP. CARLY! CHEF! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, JOIN ME OR DIE!

But Cuba, Carly can hold her own.

haha…

ok, auto ignore is on…

but i think checking out people’s links and stuff and reading their pages is a lot of work to go through just to be a “rabble rouser” hahaha, that term cracks me up.

No My business, Please read – maybe the last 40 post to catch up and pls do join us. Or you can just sit back and watch the festivitie.

Mickit, do you think our new family will be tempted by the fruit of the devil?? Should we call in other residents for back up?? We cant have the enemy trying to create apathy among our memebers…

OK DID I HEAR SOMETHING.

Man, Cuba what I tell you about thread hoppin? Anyone found CHEF yet?

newbie, where you been??

Wow…

either someone failed elementary grammar school or they are from Europe because here in America we spell offense like that, not “offence”. I can point out the many other mistakes but I’ll take those for typo’s because I can tell you’re heated.

Join you or die… The cyber thug version of P.Diddy over here…VOTE OR DIE–JOIN ME OR DIE…LMFBAO…

too funny…

NO, CUBA!!! I have faith in our new members. Carly is good, tuff and loyal. A little strongheaded but none the less, GOOD!!! and CHEF,a trouble maker yes, but just as equally GOOD!!

R WE ALLOWED 2 CUSS OUT JAO?

I HAD 2 SHARPING MY KNIFE 4 CUTTING HOE LIKE JAO.

OOPS HOES NOT HOE.

NO. . elder Cuba said to auto ignore. But trust me, i want you to go on her, you and Carly both.

TSK Chef must suck dick for Cherry pop-tarts or something. She could at least do it for the Smores

My Business~ this is a very exclusive and respected organization, we are the 100+ comments crew. We currently have members in several staggering shifts thru out the day. Our mission is to go as FAR off the topic as possible after 100+ comments. We have been doing this for a loooongg time now. Our only request for members is that you do not attack your fellow members nor should you communicate or engage in cyber beefs, we have high standard and expectations and we also provide references. We are currently dealing with a situation that is not threatening but just annoying so we will have to defer extending you a membership interview to the next shift…

**re-reading that elaborate post and thinking, am I bored???**

that would be too easy and stooping to JAO’s level which they want.

Never fight an enemy in their natural terrain/territory…damn, come on Chef, we should’ve learned that from Vietnam and Iraq!

stay strong, we got this…

DO WE GET FREE FOOD.

WOW CAN U HOOK ME UP WIT SOME FREE MICKY D’S FRY’S AND APPLE PIES.

We had our share of her already. We DO believe in sharing. But Cuba is senior resident, we have to follow rules.

OK WHAT DOES TSK MEAN?

My Business…

I have a burrito in one hand and so therefore I am unable to official explain the ruling by hand but you were off sides and was only penalized 5 yards for commenting about the actually topic…

Mickit, if we allow Carly and Chef to wax ass on here, do you think we will have the time to clean up the evidence b/f the next shift comes in??

*crossing fingers praying for a yes!!**

Tsk means SMH and everyone has cherry poptarts cause no one eats them

Told you Cuba imposter. . . Typos one thing but the sentence structure was off. It was just too clean. WOW issues Hood Rat a voliation

Chef

I’m working on taco bell for Cuba

Is mcdonalds your food of choice?

WOW~ I thought you were bringin those fries, Chef been thru a lot today and your fellows are starving…

No, but what the hell. Cant be no worst than what yall did to Ike’s room. Ish is still everywhere!

CHEF, this person, I do not know of, is fair game. His is not Cuba???

Mickit, can we believe the imposter is and imposter of “the one who shall remain nameless” or is “nameless” now pretending to be someone else to join in on our reindeer games?? I just dont know who to trust anymore…

WHOA. . . My business, we aint on Jay or Bey. I think you missed the point of Cuba’s point!

SORRY 4 THE LAST COMMENT I MAD IT WAS DISSRESPECTFUL.

AND YES I LIKE MACDONALDS.

ummmmm. . . . Not sure, anymore.

Chef, you are good, no worries.

what happened in the Ike thread?

was it like the superhead thread?

i always thought true thugs didn’t use the internet cuz they were too busy…ummm, what do you call it…oh yea, being THUGS!!!

hahahahahaha…. effin’ cyber thugs…

Yea My Business *plays stupid*

Who is Jay or Bey?

I hate to do this more than once during a shift, the others will think I am abusing the privilege,but….. My Business is on AUTO IGNORE!!

Oh you can trust me CubaLinda to be the consistant asshole that i just love to be. Btw, Carly, i saw your myspace page lastnight. You’re quite breathtaking…And your kung fu is still razor sharp.

LOL

whoa, check what I said and change the wording” Is he not fair game, Cuba? Who is this Strong Black Man, is he resident?

well apparently thugging has taken on a new form in the information ages… Yes indeed, we are seeing the days when getting “typed on” is equivalent to getting duffed in the mu’f*kkin face!!

CARLY WHAT IS UR MYSPACE.

AND WOW JAY AND BEE IS JAY AND BEE THE PEOPLE.

well thank you…

is that Ike from last night or no???

that kung fu bit is giving me a hint…

LMAO! @ getting “typed on”

Chef

click on her name and it will take you to her space

Strong Black Man is a regular~ not a resident, but he goes down with some of the badboys sounding off on the ladies. I can recall several posts where he was not friendly… FAIR GAME!! We only have a couple of male residents, Mr. O Dot being the only one that comes to mind and thats b/c he has wed BMama, our cyber-sista..

LMFAO@CUBA…

Click on my name and it will take you to my myspace…

Carly

I was gonna send you a message from my myspace… but then I didnt…

very pointless story… I know

Guilty as charged O’ Fair Carly. Sorry for the colorful adjectives, but y’all sounded so official with the whole initiation thing + when Mickit mentioned JAO (which i had a few run ins with myself), i just had to have a little fun.

CARLY I WANT 2 B JUST LIKE U WHEN I GROW UP.LOL

Leave these ladies alone, you middle-aged pervert.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAAHAHAH…

I’m literally laughing my ass off over here…Yall are too much…

And ok Ike, you’re cool by me…Chef is my line sis so we sorors in this

wow, you should’ve sent me a frickin message!!!

Hood Rat, you know you had me going too, b/c I was thinkin, I NEVER even mentioned the name and although I have seen her cyber beef with others, she and I never had that. I believed it cause another chic tried to cyber- play me on Friday and I wasnt even here, I will show up early tomorow to catch up with her though…

And the initiation IS official, we take this seriously

Is everyone gettin along?? My shift has been over and I get penalized by Leave it Be when I do unauthorized overtime….

Carly

your right… are you on? I will send you one now

yes i’m on now…and i think we are getting along…

i am behaving

MAY I ASK THIS ? WHY DONT YALL LIKE JAO.

There’s an old vacation photo of Jay Z & Beyonce with his hand um…there.

She has a lot in common with I’m an 80′s baby. Very judgemental, immature, self-rightous and a little repressed.

omg!

throwing 3 yellow flags @ wdstk!

Very judgemental, immature, self-rightous and a little repressed.

^^^ Now tell us what you REALLY think!! LOL!! :-0

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW~ we need to find you a partner cause this flag thing is serious 2nite, I mean u must be exhausted!!

haha…

Hey it’s the truth. In fact last night while goofing/sparring with 80′s baby, i was beginning to think that JAO had taken on a new username.

That’s very thoughtful of you Cuba… who do you have in mind?

WHERE THERE 3 FINGERS INVOLED WDSTK?

OK IM JUSY PLAYING.

STINKY PINKY

I’LL HELP U WOW.

IF U WANT MY HELP THAT IS.

In fact, now that i think about it, i’m almost certain that 80′s baby is JAO. She has a mamiacal-like mad-on for Superhead and Kim Kardashian.

Thanks Chef!

yea lets double team em lol

POP

is anyone jumping threads, there’s no other topics going on…imma bout to start another topic…

OK WOW.

ANS AGAIN Y IS JAO BEING IGNORED?

really!! I saw it in US magazine early in their relationship, I was googling but couldn’t find them.

MARY J. BLIGE SUCK. JUST PLAYIN. NOT

LIKE I SAID THEY SOME FREAKS.

wdstk

didnt those 3 flags upside your head hurt the first time? lol

UH OH. WDSTK. U GOING 2 GET KICKED OF THE FIELD IF U KEEP IT UP.

wow i got you…

5 FLAGS ISSUED FOR REPEATED OFFENSES AND JUST CUZ OBVIOUSLY YA ASS DON’T LEARN!!!

my bad

S-T-O-P

ok…

i’m sweet…i forgive…

R-E-S-P-E-C-T FOUND OUT WHAT IT MEAN 2 ME.

NOTHING.

JUST PLAYIN

Beyonce cannot dress to save her life.

I forgive too…

Im running out of flags here…

well they don’t call her momz tacky tina for nothing…

oh my goodness…please tell me i’m not on topic…i mean this thread is about B AND Jay…

BBBBB

Ok, Imm back. powe when out due to wind

I am so proud of you newbies, hold it down!!!!

OK IM ON TOPIC WIT THIS 1. BEYONCE CAN DRESS WHEN SHE DRESSING HERSELF.

HER MOM IS TACKY THO.

OFF TOPIC KAI U HAVE BEEN PENILIZED 4 UR UNSPORTS MAN LIKE CONDUCT.

15 YARDS

WOW, you are on your job! And Carly with the back up

Damn, CHEF, at this time we know you aint nuthin but the resident trouble maker, imma try and get you a pass by day shift, but it is gonna be hard when you ALWAYS breaking ISSMH rule

thanks Mickit…

we tag teaming up here!

10:20000000000000PM

ok, well i will be back in (what will be the morning for you guys but afternoon for me). It’s almost 3:30am here, so i’m going to try to get some shut eye…

NIGHT ALL!!!

CHEF, Carly and WOW – for history on JAO, go read Angel Lola Luv last post,and then read The post about Jay Z that has the retired written across it(towards the end)

“THANK MICKIT WE TAG TEAMING UP HERE”

U A SUCK UP WOW.

JUST PLAYIN.

Nite Carly, I guess you are nite shift!

I know CHEF, just a play ole bad ass!!!

have u all thought about maybe he is not holding her b/c her breath stink!!!!! thats what hollywood says!

I need to say g’nite as well. I am on the day shift, I am clockin hours I didnt get approval for, messin wit yall asses!!!

Hot disucssion here. Christmas Day is coming. Does someone wanna try interracial dating? Would you like to share this Christmas with others? interracialconnect.com is your best choice. It is a niche interracial dating site with lots of active profiles.

WOW, if you have any flags left. . . and CHEF if you want. The thread is all yours newbies. Have fun, and try to be good CHEF!

OH HELL NO!!!! WOW FLAG THERE ASS!!! NO SPAMMING ALLOWED!!!

*their*

G’nite yall!! This was fun!!

I got one more flag for his/her spamming ass… and I think im done for the night also… see yall tomorrow

lol @ chef

get em!

WHO WANT IT?

Beyonce Seems like a Very Down to Earth Chick -Beyond Lovable. Excellent Choice J. There is no better feeling than having your Love Smiling like that. Had those J’s ” Carpets ” In Middle School.

Jay-Z : My 1st Song

pocrecita…

es reputa.

Peace People, till morrow!!!

NITE YALL.

what is a flag first off and secondly dont get mad at me cuz her breath stank!!! i have heard that too many times from diffrent celebrity blogs and i dont think everybody will b sayin the sm thing! u wanna know y that aint nver close and i just told u so… u you will b alright!!

nikkij, really quick then Imma out. When you talk on topic after 100+ post and we on something else, you get flagged.

do it to it CHEF!

NITE, MICKIT.

HAH

They look like they are having fun and Beyonce’s outfit is really cute…Jay must’ve picked that out for her…I still want her to dish that weave and just wear her hair straight

What the hell is going on in here…I leave with like 150 posts in the room, and now there’s 446???? Damn these Bigga posts always transform into something else! lol

FLAG FLAG FLAG.LOL

HURSH

LOL@490 COMMENTS- A JAY Z & BEYONCE CHAT ROOM WOULD BE POPPIN-

**Cuba steps in to the thread sensing there may be trouble, looks around, spots CHEF hurling flags and tossing mo’f*kkas out. Shaking her head, Cuba quietly backs out of the thread. It seems CHEF is on a roll and holding it down on the graveyard shift**

@ Jus Another Opinion

Uh, it was me who impersonated you JAO. It was all in fun, so calm down. It’s the internet, it’s supposed to be harmless fun, so don’t take it out of context.

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL CUBA.

YO PIMP HAND IS STRONG.LOL

@ CubaLinda

Yes Maam.

HEY YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHAKE IT SHAKE IT.

The boy is so cute! Last week her profile was found on millionaire dating site http://www.richcupids.com

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

FLAG ON QIUYE 4 TRYING 2 GET PEOPLE 2 JOIN THAY DUMB ASS SITE.LOL

Bee’s hair looks like it’s fresh from the package…not cool.

Thay are making an adorable couple though the guy ever joined the rich men seeking affaires club seekingsugar…. a few weeks ago.. all are past and they will stay together forever!

I LOVE HOW THEY LOOK SO INTO EACH OTHER!

I LOVE IT WHEN HER HAIR IS DIFFERENT! YAY!

I LOVE J DRESSED UP AS A THUG..YUMMY!

I KNOW THAT HE GAVE HER A BEAT DOWN WITH THE D*** WHEN THEY GOT HOME! YUMMY!

They look great together. Bee looks so good without all that makeup.

Do your thang girl!

NorthernStar

Wow, she looks SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much more beautiful when she scraps the half a pound of makeup off her face. The hair is a little thick (I know some of it is hers), but still I approve. Very nice. I’m liking the new Beyonce 2.0 lately.

I was thinking the exact same thing^^^^^. She looks sooooo much younger and fresher without all the makeup. I know her skin must want to punch her in the throat sometimes for putting all that stuff on it.

What is the world coming to when women get kudos for a weave and trained puppet?

I’m not against the chick, but come on. What do you think all the greats were doing – I see why men went crazy for them. These women were/are: educated, well spoken and aging with grace.

Lena Horne

Nancy Wilson

Dorothy Dandridge (We know she had issues)

Diane Carrol

Debbie Allen

Irene Cara

Phylica (Ayers Allen) Rashad

The list goes on…

Beyonce is a performer and a good one. Still, she is not the standard for Black beauty and is not well spoken. She is a glorified pop artist and whoever thinks she’s an R&B artist is aloof.

As you can see she never does impromptu interviews and when she does the questions are reviewed and one of her parents is with her.

I’m glad she found what she’s good at and is doing it – still, she can’t hold a conversation with a damned answering machine.

521 post for what? over them going to a basketball game!!!!!! you people need to get some lives!!!!!! right now…………….JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

Ms Sugar Walls – I agree 100 %!! I love them… I NEVER tire of them (peep tha gravatar!!) And seeing how there are almost 600 posts – ya’ll love em too!

Why is she always walking behind Jay-Z?

SHE LOOKS HAPPY WHICH IS NICE

NNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT – BEYOND BORING

IT’S LIKE

LOOK THEIR WAAAAAAALKING- GARSP

LOOK THEIR SIIIIIIITTING- GARSP

LOOK THEIR EEEEEEEEATING- GARSH

LOOK, LOOK THEIR LOOKING- GARSP

LEAVE THEM ALONE. YOU ARE ADDING TO THE OVER EXPOSING. THEIR MUST BE SOMETHING SLIGHTLY MORE INTERESTING GOING ON OUT THERE.

Thanks for the fix!!! LOVE THEM!!

She looks great and so in love in that one pic…she’s looking at him like she’s truly smitten. LOL, he should take that pic and frame it.

I don’t care to look at anyone else’s comments…

I think Beyonce is a cute girl but she aint all that.

Her hair looks like it stinks & her style is whack.

But, she’s a sista so I’ll pump my fist for her & support anything she does {as long as it’s positive}

Gotta Repeat: Beyonce’s Hair Looks Like it STINKS!!

I really am sick of the out on the town photos of these two….I mean who cares….now if you showed them displaying PDA then I think stans and non stans would really care…..anwhoo..I’ll comment like I always do…love the dark hair…the hairstyle…not so much….the clothes are okay…she looks natural, normal and dare I say classier without the mounds of blonde miss piggy weave and the barbie (from the 80′s) make up….as usual she is staring lovingly all up in his face

*aspire* – your dumb ass probably wouldnt have caught that anyway!!

^^^^^^and WUMAN lol. But fa’real, I have heard the Beyonce child rumors, but no abortion rumors. I have heard she has a child like Janet.

Damn Debarges LOL!!!

@ Mikit. I feel you. I am 28 and was on my own at 19 with a child and I STILL get carded to buy blunt wraps lol!

Keep ya head up

Gotta Repeat: Beyonce’s Hair Looks Like it STINKS!!

^^^^^^

YEAH, like it smells like mildew. And I agree with whoever said Beyonce=average beauty. Without make-up, she is no cuter than me. YEAH, I SAID IT and you can doubt it all the days of your life but it doesn’t make it any less true. But I don’t believe in putting my face on the internet for others to exploit.

Trust me, yall will soon see what I look like and what it is I do though.

SHE LOOKS OK! SHE ISN’T ALL THAT PRETTY IN THESE PICS!! TOO MUCH HAIR!! FACE LOOKS OK/GOOD BUT TOO MUCH HAIR!! SHE IS AVAERAGE AND THE MORE YOU SEE HERE YOU SEE THAT SHE ISN’T “ALL” THAT GORGEOUS!SHE LOOKS LIKE AN AVERAGE GIRL W/ OUT MAKE-UP NOTHING SPECTACULAR AND HE LOOKS LIKE JAY-Z!!

Can he look any less interested in her?? Who are they fooling? Not me!

i like beyonce and i am happy that she ditched the wig. i can kinda see y she wears ‘em though. look at how THICK her damn hair is!! she obviously doesn’t get perms and keeps her hair naturally curly. so even with a hair stylist, getting up and having heat put to all that damn hair everyday would just be torture. her natural hair is pretty. it just looks like a lot 2 work with on an everyday basis.

so they’re not supposed to go out?? yall are a trip…I’m glad that they live their lives to the fullest, tomorrow is not promised…stop the hating!…btw, is it me or is Jay looking better and better? He’s always been “that” n*gga, but DAMN he looks great!

That weave/wig

JayZ is so damn ugly

Beyonce look real average there and that hair is not a good look but at least she has great skin considering how much makeup she typically wears on a day to day.It’s nice to see thats she that comfortable around Jay to not be wearing makeup with him publicly.

man i love me some bey

Yeah we are hooked on what these celebs be doing or don’t be doing. Yall like my ebonics? Anyhow, Bee is talented and blessed, but I agree just average pretty. Mink eyelashes, stylist, us being on their tips (600 posts, my goodness we paying all their and their kids bills) increase the appeal. She is pretty and maybe beautiful but so are we. Some of us it may be more like oooops (Lord forgive me) but give the rest of us the option, if necessary, for mink eyelashes, designer bags (only sometimes with the clothes) stylists, photogs and yall will be on our tip too. I just can’t sing or dance like that, but if taught I coulda learned tennis and been a diva tennis or golf or or just a star. Hey…we are all stars. The meek shall inherit the earth/heaven first.

thanks lala…… for the first post.

why jay look like he gon’ stick somebody up late on after the show?

ENOUGH POSTS….THE BEE HAS STUNG!

LUV U BEE!

B natural is cinderella after MIDNIGHT- magic(puff)gone.

She is successful and she does work hard and she looks like she really loves that man.

She is still extremely overrated in talent and looks!

Yep she is cant act so it must be real he he

NahNah, Beyonce= Beauty