HEHEHEHEHEH
FINALLY
#1

Ha Ha….Second?

No..third?

silver! she looks bad on this pic!

awww they look happy….

wow! YAWN!!!

keep on waxin your wife day and night nick.

lol-funny pic. I know Nick killin those cakes.

although I must say they are in my peoples country BARBADOS!!!! so I have to give them props for a excellent choice of a vacation spot

I’m happy for them. Never thought they would last, but they seem to love each other. Congrats on there twins too!!!

LMAO!!! It looks like Nick had to summons up that strength from DEEP within to pick Mariah’s amazon a$$ off the ground. They look happy.

aww those two are so cute together!!

I’m happy for them. Never thought they would be together this long, but they seem to really love each other. O and Congrats on there twins too!!!

Make him work for it MiMi. He’s the woman in that relationship anyway.

im happy for them i thought it was all fake at first but i like them

Who cares if she had to buy her happiness…opps I mean Nick.

*Mariah

Awwwww Nick struggling! They look happy together I think thats cute!

“Learning to love”

1Cor. 13:4 Love is patient, love is kind, and is not jealous; love does
not brag and is not arrogant, does not act unbecomingly; it does not
seek its own

Searching for love these days can get you hurt. People are crazier
than ever before and they don’t know how to love or be loved most of
the times. You can really love someone and be taken for granted or be
kicked to the curb, or you can choose to not love and be lonely and bitter. Love
is one of those things that you have to give in to if you ever expect
to be happy in this life. But we must first understand that love is of
God and it’s a fruit of his Spirit. So, if you are “of” God, then you
should love for real! Be patient with the ones you love. Don’t abuse
them or expect them to be perfect. Always look at yourself and your
own shortcomings when you are loving someone. That way, you can always
understand that we make mistakes, but true love understands and is not
short tempered.

The greatest love of all, contrary to what that Whitney song said, is
laying down your life for someone. This is the love of God. To put
yourself aside and to give to others. In a relationship, a friendship,
or just a good brotherly love, you have to practice forsaking yourself
for others. Real love will cause you to not say certain things that
you know will offend the ones you love. Real love will cause you to
ask instead of command. Real love will cause you to be concerned
instead of judgmental. Real love puts your own needs aside for the
needs of others. God loved us so much that he put heaven on hold, sent his son
to die for us. He gave his very life for us and showed us why
he is love! And that’s the attitude we must have towards the people we
say we love. It can’t always be about you, but real love will cause
you to focus on the needs of others. If you are a Christian, then act
like one and love for real. Real love will always show up in your
actions and if you have love for someone, you will always treat them as good
as yourself. That’s real love!
Suggested Reading: John 15:13, Titus 3:4, Eph. 3:17, 1John 4:7, 1John
4:12

SMDH he got her damn name entire the top of his whole back

I like them together. I think that make a good couple and are a good fit for one another. I ain’t mad at either one of them. You only live once, do you.

why on earth is thhat tat so damn big? i thought it was fake….she look hella heavy in them pics

They look like they are having fun and happy….More blessings to them.

These photos illustrate exactly why Nick Cannon is nominated for Pimp of the Year, Best Come-Uppance by an Otherwise Ordinary Negro / Child Star.

such a cute couple

@DaVincent,
Amen! Okay pass the offering plate and give me half..you do all the sermonizing and I’ll do the collection and spending..in a few years I’ll be as crooked and rich as Creflo Dollar! I change my name to Stan money. Anyway, thanks for the sermon..a little sermon every once in a while wouldn’t hurt anyone.

They look so nice together. These two are growing on me, I don’t know it’s starting to feel real all of a sudden. Mariah has a glow.. Nick must be a viking in the bedroom.

She looks good with a little weight on her. And they look very happy, good for them.

I just wish he never got that damn tattoo. Across your back Nick, come on. But I guess the lovebug got you….stupid. Kidding.

They look very happy…I guess people don’t alawasy like happy but I do…These pictures make me smile, and now I am ready to go on vacation with my husband…the BEST part is, no one will be taking random pictures of us! YAY!

I am glad to see these two together. They look really happy and in love.

I just wish these pics looked more authentic. Meaning why does it look like they are at a photo shoot and not on vacation. It seems like the paparrazi was laying up on a towel not to far from them and just strarting snapping pics. LOL

Either way….happy birthday Mariah and Get that ish Nick!!

Happy Birthday MiMi…!

Handle yours Nick!

I am rooting for those two…we live once so why not take a chance on love? That tattoo is too damn big for real!! But they look happy and I am happy for them.

i would motorboat diredctly into her ass

NICK HAVING A GRAND OL TIME WITH MZ FLAT AZZ …IM HAPPY FOR HIM, HER AZZ DONT LOOK SO FLAT IN HIZ ARMS !

Beautiful! I’m loving it!

Her booty looks nice in this picture!!!!

I need a bottle of wine to go with that cheese.

DICooper

These photos illustrate exactly why Nick Cannon is nominated for Pimp of the Year, Best Come-Uppance by an Otherwise Ordinary Negro / Child Star.

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@ Demeter

Make him work for it MiMi. He’s the woman in that relationship anyway.
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haha

i know that’s right! i can just hear mimi now after sex:

“Niiiiiiiiick! make me a sandwich & bring me some wine!”

“and don’t talk so goddamn much!”

They look really happy, glad they chose B’dos to celebrate.

They seem very happy, Im happy for them

I WONDER WHICH BEACH THEY WENT TOO..IM HOPING ST LAWRENCE GAP, WE CAN USE THE TOURIST MONEY!

He seems like her Driving Miss Daisy type keeper

they look so cute…

OH MY GOODNESS!

LOVE NICK & ME ME

Congrats to Nick and Mimi:)

mornin mornin all:)

Whoa…never noticed he had Mariah’s name tatted on half his back like that. They look happy so I’ll refrain from saying anything more, but dang…that’s a ginormous tattoo.

both of you look good together!

haters out there, you can have the same thing,

if you put that hate and to love.
love you both ~ GQ ~

There is always something so off about her, and now, him as well. It’s always like we are being given a show and never see anything real from her. And I’m sorry, but he is just so damn lamb.

All her photos always look like they have been staged. Oh well, hope the album comes out soon.

DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIS PICTURE. MARIAH DOEAS NOT HAVE CAKE. I REAPEAT MARIAH DOEAS NOT HAVE CAKE. ITS AN ILLUSION PRODUCE BY NICKS ARMS PUSHING UP HER 39 YEAR OLD PANCAKE BACKS.

HOW DID I SPELL DOES WRONG TWICE IN ONE SENTENCE?

He might be thin, but he’s WIRY.
Good for them — if Tina Turner
can have her german boytoy without
getting any grief (hell, it IS
her business), then these two can
enjoy themselves.
GOOD FOR THEM.

BAHAHHAHAHAHA @ that title!!!

*doubled over in laughter at the pic*

whew tummy hurts….

what it do jb, lauren, lady A, meca

Hey Ermy

Is that a tummy-tuck SCAR at the bottom of her belly? It’s visible in two of the pics.
Regardless.. I wish I looked like that at 39.

ERMIE ERMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

….

**clearing throat**

**I believe the children are out future**”Thank you!”

Nick should have impregnated her by now.

LAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

*wipes tear*

OOPs sorry girl I left off your L

LMAO @ Randy Watson…

OMG!!!

Mariah turned 40 on 3/27. Check out her music copyright records from the Library of Congress. Her works say she was born in 1969. She shaved a year off her age. That’s why for at least the last 5 years she calls birthday’s anniversaries. Jennifer Lopez was called out on the same lie. But had to fess up when her classmates blasted her.

The boy got the name tatt tho?? whipped!!..(I gettem like that toooo

hEY eRMY

@ Lady @ and Ermy

I bet I can get Nick whipped too!!! LMAO!!!

Oh lawdy.. i said hello to, you yesterday and gave a get well wish to your child… Hows it going lady?

Hello to Ermy ERm (chi lady), and ms mecca and to my peeps that i talk to on here, you know who you are!!!

Nick Cannon is not her gigolo boo.. he is her husband!

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jb_1030,

hey jb_1030,

@ Dunno what it is:

Mariah’s not playing with a full deck, that’s why something probably seems off to you. Not sure if it was because of childhood trauma (she had to deal with a lot of racism as a kid, I think some of the scumbags even killed her family dog) or that she got thrusted into stardom and didn’t give herself enough “me” time.

But, there’s no denying the chick is talented, even though it seems like these days she’s dumbing down her voice. She needs to get back to her old days and shut these other chicks down..show them what real singing is!!

Nick Carey, for some reason, just comes off as cheesy but if she’s happy, I’m happy for her.

Mario’s new single feat. Sean Garrett and Gucci Mane. Click on my name (Mileka) to listen or download. It’s HOT!!! Produced by Bangladesh.

OK,IM BACK!

why is this toyboy wearing jean shorts in the water? mariah butt looks o.k. when it pushed up.

Good Mornin Er-E-Body…

I NEED SOME RED VELVET CAKE!

HEY JUST SAYIN

No matter what we say, I bet a lot of women and men would give their left tit/ball to be married.

Toof be told, They handlin theirs…

Something dont look right about that booty.. i didnt sign up for this shyt now!!! lol!

Heyyyyy Harold’s Mild Sauce! LOL

@ jb…im still dyin laffin at this pic cuz it look like he really do got hernia…PWAHAHAH

gm @ just sayin

Ermyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Can any of you ladies re-perm my shit? It’s gettin kinda crusted out.

At least they seem geniuely into each other.

go head nick, her cakes look good squashed up like that. Mariah looks real ethnic in those photos. No offense, but i never seen the girl look so black. Nick is saturating and indenting her cakes something swell i betcha. I aint mad at them. Get it in.

Mariah’s old cakes looks scrumptious.

Mariah has to be one of the plainest looking women I have ever seen. Not cute, nut ugly just PLAIN.

Still believe that the Brat is really her husband

Hey Chi-town’s Ermy Erm…Damn that harold’s chicken with mild sauce sounds good , but i brought my lunch today (chicken salad ) my girl makes it with cranberries and walnuts in it, she on a health kick and got me on one too! Be.. told me i should bring my lunch more and im doing just that.. saves money anyway!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMMM-DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

I HAVE MISSED YOU!

Damn qblondie that is really you, hollering at your man m daddy.. but that name that has to be a joke you playing!!!

Yall know Nick is reading this. We already know he has his name set in google alerts. LMAO!

Love the Cannons…keep doin’ it yall!

@Che…i agree whole 100% with your post.

She looks amazing…i hope I look like this at 40, her body is killing most 20 year olds!!

and he got that tat as a show of his love. My husband did the same with my name. When yall ‘fearful to commit’ niccas find your RIB you will think differently.

….da hell going on in here….

mimi fine as hell

I could say they look happy,in love and blablabla… if the pics were not staged!

Damn, that looks just like my wife’s body. (Patting myself on the shoulder) Boy am I a lucky man, lol…

@uglyQblackie

MMMMMMMMMMMMM-DDDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!

I HAVE MISSED YOU!
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Hey boo how are you?

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

Whats good in the hood brah?

@Brooklyn~
Good for you! If your wife is holding it down and had a baby or two she’s got Mimi BEAT. Props to all the moms staying in shape!

Mariah is still banging @ the age of 40. I love to see that cause in the hood chicks be run down and beat up by the age of 24.

@eveinthegarden

@Brooklyn~
Good for you! If your wife is holding it down and had a baby or two she’s got Mimi BEAT. Props to all the moms staying in shape!
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Thanks Hun! Yeah, we have two children (7 & 11) and she still looks fine as hell if not better. I loves my baby

Thanks Hun! Yeah, we have two children (7 & 11) and she still looks fine as hell if not better. I loves my baby

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and THATS part of keeping a marriage strong. You want to be still physically attracted to your spouse when yall are 80! My husband and I are the same way. Best to you and your fam.

@M-DADDY

YOU TOO GOOD TO EMAIL ME NOW? J/K

I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH!

OUT TO LUNCH!

Any one good in here?

DAMN!!

LMAO @ Nick gets a hernia…

@NIKKI UNDERWOOD
Me!! I’m such a pretty muh-phuka!

What the hell is a M-Daddy???!!

@uglyQblackie

@M-DADDY

YOU TOO GOOD TO EMAIL ME NOW? J/K

I STILL LOVE YOU THOUGH!
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Aww Boo it aint like that

@Randy Watson!!

What the hell is a M-Daddy???!!
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That would be me

That would be me
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Meaninggggggg?

DAMN, SHE THICK!!!!!!!lmol

@Randy Watson!!

That would be me
__________________
Meaninggggggg?
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The question is why is it a concern to you?

@ NIKKI UNDERWOOD

Whats good Miss Nikki?

That was cute LOL
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What type of nucca says “cute?” Are you a wide-reciever?

@Randy Watson!!

That was cute LOL
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What type of nucca says “cute?” Are you a wide-reciever?
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first off I’m not a n@#$ I’m a Black Man second what kind of dude are you to queston another dude? You sound a little suspect yourself

opps rolodox

YOU WILL BE MISSED!

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE HOW MOST OF YOU HAVE SUCH POOR USE OF THE WORDS: THERE / THEIR /THEY’RE

THERE is for: The twins are over THERE

THEY’RE is for: THEY’RE having twins

THEIR is for: THEIR twins are so cute

DO YOU SEE THE DISTINCTION NOW? Good

I would say congrats on ‘THEIR’ twins also, but I don’t know this to be true or not, so…

They do look good together, though.

@ Jay

Yes, I agree with you 100% there.

@Randy Watson!!

Wrong twice you dumb ugly nucca!!
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What type of dude calls another dude “ugly”? You judge the looks of men? WOW!!!!!

According to WIKIPEDIA.com, Mariah Carey is 39. She was born in 1970.

I could never understand that. Why is it bad for guys to judge the looks of another guy?

Women do it all the time. I have no problem looking at a girl and saying she’s pretty. It doesn’t mean anything, I forever will prefer sausage over tuna, but I can still appreciate beauty when I see it, regardless of gender.

They make a great couple. Blessing upon them.

They are a great couple. they simply bring out the best in one another. You can’t knock that, so quit hating. What do you know about their love (pun intended)?

she looks so good … they look very happy? i must say cuteness all around….! loves it

Mariah has a big ass, wow I didn’t know that, lol… And Nick Cannon is still a douches bag, lol….

LMAO – is all I can do over that title. However, they do look happy and I’m happy for them.

Nick is a very smart man to have married her

I am not sure if he looks like he is struggling…ain’t he always making faces?

@BE

what’s up?

BE!!!

yawn….
good morning folks!

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

@bae19

yawn….
good morning folks!
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….morning?….WTF?!??!

@bae19

yawn….
good morning folks!
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Where are you from that it’s still morning? Hawaii?

The look of these two haven’t grown on me yet.

bae19

yawn….
good morning folks!

LOL HEY GIRL

Where are you from that it’s still morning? Hawaii?
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LMAO!!! Off subject, but er-uh, can one of ya’ll ladies re-perm my shit?

CHING CHING$$$$$$

Hey Colonel!

Hey Brooklyn!

Man – I’m good…how is that on-the-job thing going?

mmmmdaddy is that really you? long time no post

@BE

….whats good?….you going to the gym today?….

@colonel – no gym today…i teach class on wednesday

@BE
Teach what class?

@Randy Watson aka Officer Ricky – Why do you keep changing your name? lol

@colonel – I teach a computer class – the microsoft office suite – word, excel powerpoint access…my side hustle for about 10 years now

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@MDADDY AND BROOKLYN
were the hell have u n*gros been?

typo on realest

@ dre, the realeast dre

@MDADDY AND BROOKLYN
were the hell have u n*gros been?
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Whats good Mack Dre?

@ BE
Hey Be whats the good word

i thoght their relationship was so strange lol

..but she looks happy–good for them

@BE

Hey Be, what’s goody?

BE

It’s what I do cuz I’m sooooooooooo fine!!!

@Man – well that is expected from other women in the workplace…the co-worker sound kind of jealous either she manless or she feels threatened by your co-workers transfer.

So you fixing stuff all ready huh? she’ll have you trained in no time! lol

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

Yo Brook has my gravatar changed?

…

@m-Daddy – How is your grandchild? (girl i think)

@Brooklyn – just trying to waste the afternoon away and stay under the radar for new projects

LOOKS LIKE MOTHER AND SON TO ME WHO CARES FAKE ASS.

@BE

@m-Daddy – How is your grandchild? (girl i think)
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She is adorable. I’ve spoiled the heck out of her all she wants me to do is hold her,but I dont mind

awww men u peeps just disappeared!!! like y’all planned it or something. LOL

how is ur grandson mdaddy?
brooklyn how is ur family dude?

MIJDC,
LOL SOME OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS HAPPEN AT YOUR JOB. YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IN THE AM LIKE YOU SUPPOSE TO SO YOU CAN STOP LOOKING SO MUCH…LOL

@ BE

@m-Daddy – How is your grandchild? (girl i think)

@Brooklyn – just trying to waste the afternoon away and stay under the radar for new projects
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I hear that girl. Thanks for acknowledging me, I feel special now

@dre, the realest dre

The fam is good, thanks for asking. How about you? You still playing Futbol (Soccer), lol?

@ dre, the realest dre

how is ur grandson mdaddy?
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Grand daughter, LOL she is a Diva already and she aint but 8 months

@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

How are the Wife and kids good brother?

Da Hell Happening in here?

@Brookly – I hear that girl. Thanks for acknowledging me, I feel special now

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…yeah aight….beat me in the head …lol j/k

Yall know that cop resigned who gave Moats teh ticket?

Hey JB!

I saw the cop apologizing – he finally realized the economy is not condusive to racism!

JB…BOUT TIME YOU LEFT THE OTHER POST…LOL

@ BE

Stop me if I lie, lol…

JB – you can’t give up the shoe game…how you expect to attract NUDIQ?..lol

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

MDaddy, your a grandfather? Congrats my dude! How does it feel old man, lol (Just kidding)
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LOL man honestly its cool, the funny part is she looks just like me so of course people always ask if she is mine. But my son looks like me, he is a 6 foot 5 240lb version of me LOL

@ Lady A

It was like I was lurking cause Lawdy’s gravie was getting to me. Well not like that more in a bad way, like EEEEWWWWWW!!!

@LADY A
“MIJDC,
LOL SOME OF THE WEIRDEST THINGS HAPPEN AT YOUR JOB. YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF IN THE AM LIKE YOU SUPPOSE TO SO YOU CAN STOP LOOKING SO MUCH…LOL”
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What do you mean by weird? Actually my job now is hellova lot more tame than my last one. Now as far as taking care of myself…I KNOW!! I was running late this morning…..

JB – you can’t give up the shoe game…how you expect to attract NUDIQ?..lol

LMAO!!!

I got a pretty nice one now, but I only seem to find NUDIQ that wants other NUDIQ

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

Thier all doing good… Wifey still treating your boy good and the kids are still driving me crazy, lol… Nothing but the norm, lol… How are your boys doing? You good? Work kicking your butt, huh?
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Man I know what you mean, my boys are off the chain, I bought them a dog and the dog is off the chain too. SMH LOL

@JB
“LMAO!!!

I got a pretty nice one now, but I only seem to find NUDIQ that wants other NUDIQ”
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**vomiting**

@ Brooklyn Stnad up, as much as I love me some Junio’s corned beef sandwich and some strawberry cheescake

I love the RED SOX MORE!!!

But if I send you some funds can you send me a slice of cheesecake?

@ Man

I am sorry. How you think I feel thinking damn that nicca is fine. Maybe he is the one. then the let down begins. I smile He smiles then comeso ver and says ooh I like your shoes girl. WTF? Then its clink clink again

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

LOL… Thats a beautiful thing man, God Bless.
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Thanks bro

MIJDC,
YOU BETTER START GETTING UP EARLIER….DON’T WORRY WE BOTH HAVE THOSE ADITATIONS TODAY. YOU’RE NOT ALONE.

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™
Hahahahaha… U in trouble man, lol…
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Last night I told them they can have the house because I’m leaving. LOL

its morning cuz i had just woke up!!!!

Hmmmm…. where are you meeting these dudes?
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@ the mall when I am buying more shoes. Or at the bar. I guess I need to stop going to that bar.

Hmmmm…. where are you meeting these dudes?

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lol

Mariah is 39 not 40.

Hey Bae!!

HEY JB!!!!!
how ya doin, mama? its so loooooovely (Soulja boy voice )outside, i cant help but smile!

@BAE19

…..

ok jb I’m gonna have to take you out…donno what clubs you be going to over there in va beach.

@Last night I told them they can have the house because I’m leaving. LOL
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LMPRAO!!

mariah’s a perfect example of a woman whose
face is appealing, but by no means extraordinary,
but the damn body is bangin’.

after Matola, (and perhaps a ittle ‘experimenting’),
she probably decided that the ONLY ‘cat’ she wanted
in bed with her was HER OWN: she prefers MEN.

she’s got her own stacks, that biological clock is ticking, and she doesn’t need another controlling man in her life.

what the hell, Dolly Parton and that practically invisible husband of hers, the chancellor of germany Angela Merkel (who by the way , has some FANTASTIC tits for an old white broad) and that likewise low-key husband, have made this kind of marriage work for YEARS.

good luck to the both of them — they ain’t hurting NOBODY.

@ Man I just Dont Care
Whats wrong, pa?

@bae19

its morning cuz i had just woke up!!!!
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WOW!! It’s good to be you.

Snoop my life saver!!!!!!

YOU AND BROOKE GO TO UPSCALE….WHY?!!!!

DO YOU GO DOWNTOWN NORFOLK AT ALL?

lady a….how you feel lovely?

@ Brooklyn Stand up…
well I worked all night last night and Im off tonight, and i only had 2 classes today so…yeah. its good to be me for today only tho…tomorro is a diff story!

Mariah cakes are looking nutritious these dayz.

snoop bloggy blog

lady a….how you feel lovely?

SEXUALLY AGITATED…OTHERWISE I’M GREAT!

@ bae…do you strip ma?

@ Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

@Last night I told them they can have the house because I’m leaving. LOL
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LMPRAO!!
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I was dead serious too LMAO!!!

SEXUALLY AGITATED

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If that is you then what the hell am I?

@ lovely lady….you my need some of that “NUDIQ” LOL

Hey Snoop! ♥♥

LMAO!!!!nah, I a night desk clerk in the dorm during the week…and gf of a hustler…so im doin ight.
Dont judge me!

I am not sharing.

@bae19

That’s cool ma. Glad to see a young lady with her head on her shoulders… You set a good example, you should be proud miss

@ jb….you made that calender huh?

Bae the hustler got a friend that wants to help a sista out?

Ayo Snoopy long time b

You see Max B yesterday ?

that just proves Harlems gunna take over the rap game dis year owwwww

@ Snoop

Yah I sure did. But still it’s like why did I celebrate it?

JB,
YOU’RE CLOSE TO SEXUAL SUICIDE…LOL

SNOOP,
LOL I’M NOT FAR BEHIND LIKE THAT.

@Biggaveli

Skull Gang comes out in May, right?

LMAO!!!!nah, I a night desk clerk in the dorm during the week…and gf of a hustler…so im doin ight.
Dont judge me!
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my bad ma, i knew you said you did car show’s, i’m sorry if i offended you ma

@ be….hey sunshine♥

@ Brooklyn Stand Up- thanks,pa!!! that really helps…cuz School is not a game nemore.

@JB-yeah he got friends….but how much r u ready to put up wit?lol

@Jb – not sharing…lol

@ Snoop- Nah that dont offend me. My daddy thought I was gonna strip to pay for college! LMAO but where I go to school, its too small. Everybody knows everybody, and I just cant have that on my name…strippers get no respect.

@BAE19
“@ Man I just Dont Care
Whats wrong, pa?”
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I will reserve my statements to you for today. LOL. I don’t think I’m “right of mind.”

or however they say it. LOL.

@bae19

Well keep on working hard and doing your thing miss, it will be sooooooooooo worth it in the future, Much respect mami

@JB-yeah he got friends….but how much r u ready to put up wit?lol

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Bae we are talking a year here. So you know a begger can’t be choosey!!

Brooklyn

skull gang are the worst group ever same goes with byrd Gang fam I dont really know when they album drops But all I know is cam and Max b need to collab. last time they did they bodied Hova

@Pedro – please do not start an east coast west coast fight today…or else

@ bae….they have to demand respect, btw i was @ the strip club last night steak night…lol

Nah that dont offend me. My daddy thought I was gonna strip to pay for college! LMAO but where I go to school, its too small. Everybody knows everybody, and I just cant have that on my name…strippers get no respect.
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DAMN

**putting money back into wallet**

@Man I Just Dont Care- you was gonna say somethin mean to me, werent you!? lol its all good

@Brooklyn Stand Up-No doubt!

@JB-you know thats exactly the mentality I went in the damn relationship with? Thats a damn shame.

HEY PEDRO…

DAMN

**putting money back into wallet**

That aint right!!

@Capo aka Biggaveli

Brooklyn

skull gang are the worst group ever same goes with byrd Gang fam I dont really know when they album drops But all I know is cam and Max b need to collab. last time they did they bodied Hova
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Oh word? What track was that? I like Max B’s music, he’s good. I think Jim is whack. Juelz is nice, so is Cam, or he use to be.

@ Brooklyn Stand up- aww shucks, thanks!!! ::Turns purple::

JB,
DID YOU EVER CHECK TO SEE IF MY EMAIL WENT THROUGH TO YOU?

@JB
“Bae we are talking a year here. So you know a begger can’t be choosey!!”
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If it helps, i would totally plow you. AND fix breakfast in the morning. Just so you know.

@BAE 19
“@Man I Just Dont Care- you was gonna say somethin mean to me, werent you!? lol its all good”
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No, I’m only mean to men and unattractive women.

@JB
“Bae we are talking a year here. So you know a begger can’t be choosey!!”
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If it helps, i would totally plow you. AND fix breakfast in the morning. Just so you know.
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Thanks Man for staying the night at least unitl 10 AM the next morning!!

@bae19

You’re welcome.

@ Lady A

I got out of class at like 10 last night. I leave straight from work. I meant to this morning.

@JB
“Thanks Man for staying the night at least unitl 10 AM the next morning!!”
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It aint cause I’m sweet. I would just start plowing you again…

Ima bring that thing back to life for you.

@ JB….You haven’t tried E-HARMONY or something?

Capo aka Biggaveli

Lady A

Wat Up b how you doing ,Whats Life saying these days Ma

IM GOOD…LET’S SEE LIFE’S SAYING: TODAY LADY A GETS PAID! MORE MONEY IN THE BANK!

@JB- aww well dates are, of course, all to the good…But how many dates and how many trinkets and allownces and ish are u expecting before u think its time to pay the “piper”? That sounds so sad and gold-diggerish…but thats like, so real?

@ JB….You haven’t tried E-HARMONY or something?
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I am not about to pay someone to find me someone who turns out to be a loser. I got that loser magnet embedded in my forehead.

Yeah, my daughter (7 years old) got me with the old “Your shoe is untied daddy” trick, lol…
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lol yeah my kids get me all the time with they lil pranks

bae19

@JB- aww well dates are, of course, all to the good…But how many dates and how many trinkets and allownces and ish are u expecting before u think its time to pay the “piper”? That sounds so sad and gold-diggerish…but thats like, so real?
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I am at the point a nicca could be like hey and I am falling on the bed. LMAO!!!!!

For real. I have never been like that as far as someone needs to buy me something. Cause if they do and it stops I don’t want to say hey what happened. So if someone buys something, then it’s like oh thank you that was nice.

@JB
“Thanks Man for staying the night at least unitl 10 AM the next morning!!”
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It aint cause I’m sweet. I would just start plowing you again…

Ima bring that thing back to life for you.
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It’s like a dog. Hears something then jumps, then goes right back to sleep.

Lady A try this one

jmccants @ vbgov . com

JB,
SENT…

@Brooklyn – that joke was semi funny…LO

Lady A

sent back

@ BE

@Brooklyn – that joke was semi funny…LO
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Sorry… White people humor. Wrong time & place, lol

@BE

Men are so simple and easy….food…F *ck and sports that about sums it up for them.
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Don’t forget silence, lol… Feed me, f*** me, shut the f*** up, lol…

@BE
“Men are so simple and easy….food…F *ck and sports that about sums it up for them.”
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You need to write a book.

“Catch The Man of Your Dreams In 3 Simple Steps.”

@ Brooklyn
you seem like a good dude but that joke was cornier than the two words nick Cannon barely was able to put together to get Mariah to marry him.

@JB
“Look we have so much in common already. I love sports. I love the animal planet, I love to cook. Ok so no cuddling I can deal. And if saying ooh daddy yeah right there counts as talking then I can keep a pillow over my head!!”
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What size ring do you wear?

Why do ya’ll HATE on them so much?!?!?! Damn get a life and leave them alone, shit!

Man I click on you name and saw your page and was like ooh he is a scorpio too!! Me and you would be like who can out do who.

@ Man
My dude we gonna have to scrap . JB is a WINNEEEEER .

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

LMAO That was a good one

JB I SENT U AN EMAIL..GO CHECK IT

The second one or you sent another one?

@Man- did you send JB “

“THEE PICTURE”?????

@JB

Ok, I think this could work out between us… but, you have to answer these questions correctly. What are your feelings on:

Kobe Bryant
P. Diddy
Michelle Obama
Charles Barkley
R. Kelly
Tupac Shakur
Samuel L. Jackson
Mary J. Blige

Lady A you got mail.

Man – What pic? Wait don’t sent it to the job email

GOT IT…..

@jb – Thanks Be for adding to my classified ad. LOL
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ANYTHING FOR THE CAUSE

a year is a like 3 years in vagina years…lol

Kobe Bryant – Arrogant but the next Michael Jordan depending if you are a Kobe fan or a Lebron fan.

P. Diddy – Plays for both teams!! But is a business genius. Hell he damn near own MTV

Michelle Obama – The Lady we are could strive to be.

Charles Barkley – Irrelevant. But deserved to get a ring. Best Power Foward big man in my opinion.

R. Kelly – Musical Genius catagory just like Mike

Tupac Shakur -The greatest Story Teller. Even had a college english at the Cal State University system. Did Biggie have that? Nope.

Samuel L. Jackson – Needs some prosac. But a great actor. Best role was in Jungle Fever

Mary J. Blige – Better singer when she was cracked up. Sang with more emotion.

Did I pass?

Snoop and BE

I am giong to get fired laughing at yall. And i get off in 6 minutes.

@JB – Did I pass?

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he not gonna like that Michelle Obama answer or that Diddy is gay…..

@ Be

What? Damn it’s about to be another year.

BUt man I can cook. I can make gumbo.

OK yall I’m out. Holla at yall tomorrow

WOOOOO I JUST GOT A WHOLE HOST OF PPL VIA TEXT MESSAGE…I JUST SENT OUT A SONOGRAM PIC…LMAO

Good Night JB!!!

Because you cook and do sports i think you should automatically pass! that is better than 60% of the women around.

WOOOOO I JUST GOT A WHOLE HOST OF PPL VIA TEXT MESSAGE…I JUST SENT OUT A SONOGRAM PIC…LMAO

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Lady A what you talking about? what sonogram

BE,
APRIL FOOLS JOKE…I TOOK A PIC OF A SONOGRAM PIC ONLINE AND TEXT MESSAGE PEOPLE SAYING SURPRISE!….

@Bigavelli

I didn’t even know he was getting @ Jay on that track.

Yeah Fam check gotta love it by Cam/max its a good diss track But you might now like it since you from B-town and ODB ,jay-z and big are your fav rappers

@lady A – that is not funny…be careful what you put in the atmosphere…lol

@Capo aka Biggaveli

Yeah Fam check gotta love it by Cam/max its a good diss track But you might now like it since you from B-town and ODB ,jay-z and big are your fav rappers
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LOL!! That was funny! I’m a definetily check that one out, lol… I Fux wit all three but I fux wit some harlem cats like Big L, Cam, Ma$e (Old school) & Bigavelli.

Have a good night peoplez…. One!

Aight later fam im out too

good night Brooklyn!

Good night Pedro!

BE,
I KNOW THAT’S WHY MY BF WILL NOT BE COMING OVER TONITE….LOLOLOL

@Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

Have a good night peoplez…. One!
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Later playa

good night be ,lady a ,snoop see yall later

SEE YA PEDRO

@man – you are all 88 posts late!

@BE

I know…. Yo, Be, I think I still have your email. Ima forward you something. (no, not the pic) Something else, tell me what you think.

Girl Please everybody know you ain’t got no ass!!! LMAO haha!

@man – okay bereal40…anyway i don’t want the pic, it’s for the single ladies eyes only!!

BE AND MIJDC….DIDN’T KNOW YALL WERE MYSPACERS…I’LL HAVE TO HIT YALL ON THAT….IM GONE…LATAS

8 brand new tracks from R’n'B singer Mario. Click on my name (Mileka) to listen/download!!!

Lady A – yeah…it is private…is your space name the same as your e-mail…the stipper name..LOL

BRAND NEW CIARA – Kiss My Swag (Prod By Darkchild). HOT!!! Click my name (Mileka) to download

Who’s still here?

I am so happy for the two of them. I hope it’s just not a “hollywood” marriage. She deserves a good marriage…so does he. Hell, we all do!

Mariah’s cakes never looked so good, they look genuinely happy together.

Nick and Mariah that is, not her cakes.

@1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals!!!™

Hey song bird how the hell have you’ve been?

M-Daddy!

It’s good to see you’re back!

How have you been?

@1TruDiva w/the PlatinumVocals!!!™

M-Daddy!

It’s good to see you’re back!

How have you been?
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I’ve been cool just busy as hell. Trying to get more money

>>>>>>>>>Does this fool ahve her NAME TATTED Across his BACK??? WTF…. HElll to the NAW

look at her backside! now i got a craving for pancakes..lol

YOOOOOOOO MARIA GOTTA FATTIE………..,FOR THE MOMENT

Love them, but in 2-3 years he might have a change of heart.. we’ll see

Hopefully they make it.

SMH at Nick. doesn’t he know that tatoo’s are permanent? he can’t just take it off when he feels like it. What a dumbass. I thought i was the only one who noticed that. wow. just wow.

Love them, together~
Happy B-Day, May May

Happy b-day Mimi!!!

LMAO AT THE TITLE

your father is a monkey just like you are….

They make a cute couple. God Bless them.

I am happy for them and they look great together!!!!!!

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Boy has she picked up some weight. They say women gain weight when they are happy. I think she may be PG, her biological clock is ticking. Celebrity women wait so long to have kids waiting on he perfect man that doesn’t exist, they can afford nannies, cooks, chefs, chauffuers, etc. Look at Halle Berry, she know it was almost too late for her to have a baby. She gave up on looking for the perfect man. Smart woman. Wish Oprah would have at least adopted some black kids and gave them a good stable home. Oh well. She does a lot to help people with her millions, so that’s good.