Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
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Kelly Rowland Hints Destiny’s Child Reunion I’m Not Obssesed
David Beckham is Hung Like A Horse Celebslam
Britney Needs Another Prenup F-Listed
J. Lo Runs From Motherhood Lossip
Tyra Stiffs Her Employees Dlisted
LL Doesn’t Want to Fight Sickhop
Justin Returns to the Super Bowl Hollyscoop
Isaiah Washington Rejoins Grey’s Anatomy Cast Celebitchy
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Fergie Gets Naked For The Net The Blemish
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MY ALBUM IS IN STORES NOW. GET IT. Y’all better rep for the Queen. After all these months on Bossip I think we are all family and family support each other. Bossip, I expect a post when my album sales figures come in.
all my love,
MJx
hahahaha my post was First and my album will be first. The Queen shuts it down again
LMAO @ JLO!!!! Yeah pregnancy can cause low self esteem.
To hell with the misleading headlines. I got a bit excited about Washington possibly rejoining Grey Anatomy because I think that if Imus is given a second chance, so should he. The show isn’t the same without him and that caustic bitch Hiegel needs to let bygones be bygones. Her character on the show sucks and it also probably does in real life too.
That is not me. I repeat that is not me. I bet its Just Sit and Be Stank impersonating me. Dumb ass track you are sooo transparent. You made a fake profile just so that you could attack me later. The bitch above is not Mary and here is why…
SHE IS WHITE
SHE IS JUST REPEATING MY PHRASES
SHE HAS NEITHER MY INTELLIGENCE OR WIT
nice try Just Sit/lacyd/Sun Goddess or whoever it is above. People know the real MJB.
HATERS FALL BACK
@MJB
it just gets better and better…personally I liked it when you said that you would ride a dinosaur onto the stage of your next show while going back in time to end WWII…..also since you are sooo witty…you should know that just because someone posts a gravatar of a white person does not mean that the blogger is white, genius…..whew….
^^^^
i knew it was you
J. Lo Runs From Motherhood
^^ If i were preg-o by marc I’d run too.
LL Doesn’t Want to Fight
^^^ LL is a little girlie man…STOP BITCHIN FOOL.
sure….blame everybody because your imposter a*& has a stalker….isn’t that the pot calling the kettle, calling the pot black
WHY THEY AINT INCLUDE ALL OF DESTINY CHILD THEY PROLLY HAD BOUT 10 GIRLS IN THA GROUP SINCE DEY STARTED
http://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC
NUTHIN BUT THA GHETTO KNOCK
ANYBODY ELSE NOTICE THAT BEYONCE SOMETIMES LOOKS LIKE A CLING-ON {NOT SURE IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT} FROM STAR TREK?
I THINK WHEN SHE PULLS HER HAIR BACK LIKE IN THAT PIC SHE LOOKS ALIEN-ISH… JUST MY OPINION
J-LO IN THAT LAST PIC FROM THE BACK; I CAN SEE YOUR TRACKS EXPOSED!!! FIRE WHOEVER DID THAT TO YOU!
WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE WE’VE NEVER SEEN A PIC OF JEN LOPEZ WITHOUT A MAN BY HER SIDE?
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JENNIFER CAN YOU LIVE WITHOUT SOME RANDOM DUDE HOLDING ONTO YOUR LEFT ARM?!
this is something….
that justine timberfake story is a lie. tom petty is performing at the superbowl halftime show. if it is true, black people, you better act right and protest the shit out of this, because y’all didn’t have janet’s back last time. when MTV stopped playing her videos, BET and black radio should have stepped up and refused to play ANY of timberfake’s shit until MTV got it together. as you see, that didn’t happen. timberfake got MORE love from black people than white. so, if this is true, y’all better step up and represent this time.
ROFLMAO, I swear, I’m cracking the hell up. The site sure has some flaming delusional psychopaths. Ummm, Mary Fayke, please don’t uneccessarily flatter yourself!! From day one on this site, I’ve always been JSABP, and I had the hardest time trying to get my gravatar to work. So why theee hell, would I try to impersonate and impersonator or change my name on here. I’m JSABP whether I’m cyber beefing, lurking, or commenting positively!! One thing I’m not is a crazy ass coward who had to develop multiple personalities. Silly rabbits and their internet games…
GAme TIME!!! T.i prank calls
Go!
lol
Wow i am just mad that half of these comments have nothing to do with the topic…SAY NO TO DRUGS…All I have to say is kelly looks like her feet hurt…DAMN I CANT WAIT TO GET OFF THESE THINGS…
Ibn
BORED!!!!!!!!
LMMFAO!!! you know that game ppl play with babies where they say I got ur nose??
T.i gone prank call Mike jackson
“got your nose”
and hang up!
TI:WHO DIS
TINY:YA BABY MOMMA FOOL QUIT PLAYING SHIT, I AM TRYNA TO RELAUNCH MY MUSIC CAREER HERE
TI: LAUGHING HIS MUTHAFUCKIG ASS OFF, GIRL PLESE, YOU’D HAVE A BETTER CHANCE @ BEING A MODEL, KNOW YOU CAN’T SANG……
T.i gone prank call Mike jackson
“got your nose”
and hang up!
……WHY I EVEN START WITH YOU……LMMFAO DEAD
hiya 80’s…we playing t.i prank calls…cuz you know he bored as heck on house arrest
RUBIE MAE THAT DAMN GRAVATAR, KILLS ME…..
LMAO @ tiny….she really can’t be a model either…po thang….LMAO
TI:CAN I SPEAK TO LARRY JOHNSON PLEASE
LARRY: DIS ME HOMIE WHAT YOU NEED
TI:I JUST THOUGHT I’D CALL YOU AND SEE IF YOU CAN TALK JAY INTO BEING @ MY TRIAL, I MEAN SINCE YALL SO “CLOSE” AND ALL, YOU STILL SLEEPING ON THAT NIGGA COUCH RIGHT?????
LARRY:SAY TI, ME AND JAY IS JUST HOMIES AI’IGHT FUCK I GET TIRED OF S’PLAINING OUR BOND TO PPL….NO HOMO..
LMAO @ tiny….she really can’t be a model either…po thang….LMAO
^^^^^ LOL SHE CAN DO WHATEVER SHE PUT HER MIND TO….
LMMFAO @ mtw….u just be doing that to get at me…PUNK
LMMFAO @ mtw….u just be doing that to get at me…PUNK
^^^^ BMAMA I RESENT THAT COMMENT, I DO NO SUCH THING…..LOL
Don’t Beyonce look like the chick they cut from ANTM…you know, the one that got the low cut (fade) this past season?
t.i and bow wow
T.i.: are you related to the hobbits from the shire, cause you kinda short”
and hang up.
HATE TO GET OFFA THE GAME, BUT WHAT IS GOING ON WITH BEY HEAD IN THAT PIC……AND WHEN IN THE HOLY HELL THEY GET A STAR ON THE WALK OF FAME, THEY GIVE THAT SHIT TO ANYBODY NOW A DAYS HUH……
Don’t Beyonce look like the chick they cut from ANTM…you know, the one that got the low cut (fade) this past season?
^^^^^ WHY YES, YES SHE DOES…..LMAO
t.i and bow wow
T.i.: are you related to the hobbits from the shire, cause you kinda short”
and hang up.
^^^^^ HE GON HAVE THE SAME CONVO WITH JERMAINE DUPRI….
Nice pic. For once, Michelle doesn’t look like a man…
okay so i’m outta ideas for the game…lol
TI:CAN I SPEAK TO DA BRAT PLEASE….
DA BRAT: DIS ME WHAT’S UP
TI:THIS IS LATISHA JOHSNON’S LAWYER, YOU KNOW THE CHICK YOU BUSTED IN THE HEAD WITH A RUM BOTTLE, WELL SHE IS SUING YOU FOR 18.25MILLION
DA BRAT:WHAT THE FUCK, MAN I DON’T EVEN HAVE HALF THAT SHIT, YALL CALLING HERE TRYNA TO EXTORT MONEY, LET ME GIVE YOU MY BROTHER IN LAW PHONE NUMBER THAT NIGGA OWN A WHOLE ISLAND….
TI:NAW BRAT I AM JUST PLAYING, BORED IS ALL, HELL YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOW IT WAS ME, WHAT MOFO LAWYER GON CALL YOU TALKING BOUT CAN I SPEAK TO DA BRAT….SO WHAT YALL BOUT TO GET INTO BUSTING SOME MO HO’S IN THE HEAD OR WHAT….
TI:NIGGA I BE GLAD WHEN YOU GET OFFA HOUSE CAUSE YOU PLAY TOO DAMN MUCH ARREST…CLICK…
I KNOW BMAMA NEW GAME…..GO
lmao how you gone say go? w/o a game???
LMAO
RUBIE MAE THAT DAMN GRAVATAR, KILLS ME…..
IMAGINE HIM DOING THE SOULJAH BOY……….DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored!!!
lmao how you gone say go? w/o a game???
LMAO
^^^^ IONO, I MEANT GO, IT’S YOUR TURN TO THINK OF A GAME….
LMAO @ RUBIE THAT IS WHY IT KILLS ME HE LOOK LIKE HE WOULD BE TRIPPING ALL OVER HIS FEET AND SHIT BUT THINK HE DOING IT RIGHT ANY DAMN WAY….
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bored!!!
^^^^^SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AGREE LOL
okay um…….damn idk…lol what about class superlatives..u know like most likely to succeed and all that crap??
REMIXED VERSION THEN BMAMA….LOL
DIDDY:MOST LIKELY TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF ANOTHER NIGGAS’KIDS….
opp sorry wesside and just sit are having a scuffle…lol
Most likely to never keep a man : Tyra
LMAO IMMA GO SEE THE SCUFFLE REAL QUICK….BRB
MOST LIKELY TO NEVER WEAR ANYTHING OTHER THAN GOLD LAME:BEYONCE….
okay, I know I’m stepping all in your game thing…but what about telling a long running story with stars names….like once upon a time there was a boy named ______ (fill in the blank)….etc….just a thought….
LOL it was the ja post from yesterday
most likely to become a skripper : paris hilton
anon3
That’s a pretty good idea..but if you haven’t notice we got short attention spans…well at least my ass so yeah…but it’s still a good though/idea
lol okay anon i like that idea, what bout you bmama, it sound like alot of typing but hell we bored anyway, and i think we did this b4 no?
i forgot the t on thought…
once upon time there was a lil boy named chris brown, one day while he was 10 he told his momma ” i wanna be like usher” she was like okay son so here is what we gonna do……
take it away anon 3….
i don’t remember doing it b4…we could have…but you know how my memory goes…lol
you right bmama we haven’t i was thinking bout that time we did the celeb reality show…..lmao that one was funny tho
……i said take it away anon 3….lol
we gon get your corny as* some singing and dancing lessons..but who can teach you that type of stuff…I know Ghost Face…Uhmmm I mean Michael Jackson …so Chris Brown and his mama Tina “spicy creole” Knowles hopped on a plane headed for L.A…..next
lmmfao so the story ain’t gotta be beliavable i take it…..know damn well tiny ain’t chris brown momma,
bmama you next…..
oh oh okay
So Tina and Breezy arrive in LA and head to the studio to work w/mike ( so since this a while back him and them kiddie charges wasn’t really poppin) Mama tina leave Chris alone with Mike to go get herself some FIERCE red lipstick…NEXT
MTW
tag, you’re it
lmao @ tag…lol
so while tina shopping for that wack ass wet n wild lipstick, chris and mike in the studio…..mike like chris wanna go to never never land and chris is like no cause i heard that if i do go i will never never be the same again mama tina walks in and is like mike i am so sorry he is disrespecting you being you the king of pop and all but yeah he gon be there with bells on then teddy riley walk in……
tag anon 3……lol
popping his fingers and humming to “Grove me, baby tonight”…what’s up everybody…oh nothing…Chris says…we heading over to big Mike’s…Cool…Uhmm Mike…says Teddy…you got something on your face…Okay let me take a look..Mike picks up a mirror…he snatches the post-it off his face before anyone can read it…the note says….NEXT
DEAD @ teddy damn riley!!!!
LMMFAO yall tryin to really kill me…i guess i’m next then
tag bmama is it…..lol
So they all hop in a black van and head over to Mike’s house. Chris is sittin in back mumbling to himself bout how he doesn’t wanna go, and he looks down and sees a couple rats on the floor and he screams!! Mike is like good vocals (thinks to himself can’t wait to hear his range later..lol) and then says what’s wrong? chris is like there are rats on the floor..Mike and teddy laugh and mike goes oh they r just “Ben”( member the song bout his rat friend?) and his kids…chris looks out the window and see Bobby brown running next to them…NEXT.
lmmfao i can’t even type i am laughing so hard yall gon have to give me a min…..bobby brown lawd i am done offa that…..
lmao sorry MTW i think i done killed u enuff today…lol
…..so mike turns to teddy and says hey ain’t that bobby, and teddy goes shole is, drive speed up….
meanwhile bobby is like fuck i knew them niggas was gay imma call my homie from the new jack swing era al b sure see what kinda hustle he got poppin off, maybe he finally talked diddy into letting us do that duo group we been working on called DBD DEAD BEAT DADDIES…. so bobby get al on the line and is like say come pick me up i can;t get a ride out here where whitney stay @ now, all round this rich ass yt ppl, al like nigga imma be right…….NEXT…..
lmao @ dead beat daddies
ANON 3 THANKS FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA CAUSE I AM THROUGLY ENJOYING THIS SHIT….LMAO
UHHHHHH TAG ANON IT’S YO TURN NOW….
mtw I know right!! Thank you anon3, this should hold us for a while…lol
who’s go is it??
IT’S ANON’S GO…..
BOOOO TO YALL CAUSE BMAMA BOUT TO LEAVE AND ANON DONE FLAKED ON ME…..LOL
LMAO sorry…lol should i just take over for my remain’n time??
So the King of R&B hangs up his VCR sized cell phone (from the 80’s) and waits at the closest bus stop…he noticed a crowd of people and said “eff it”…I may as well give em a show…so he begins singing and dancing to Tenderoni….just then the Old Dirty turns and says, you…sit your dumb a*$ down…NEXT
^^ jumping in da game
..Bobby saw the bus and started running faster to catch up and shouted Baltimore! The bus stopped and Chris Brown, T Riley and MJ just looked at him like he was stupid. He was like, “Where am I right now?”
MJ said, Who gives a f&*K, it’s your perogative!!
Bobby said, “Man they told me I was in Baltimore — I guess so I could come out here and embarrass myself.” Rhianna was waiting at the bus stop with an umbrella and told Bobby, eh……
LMAO…and i am gone off of that!
later ppl. we gotta pick up where we leave off (but yall can continue…lol)
Then they come down the street and see two humoungous balloons on the sidewalk and their kids are like I wanna jump on the buhwoons!! I WANNA JUMPING ON THE BUHWOONS! So they all go running until they get closer and notice MTW in the Subway store placing her order with her juicy swolt up (yes it’s a word) ass still out on the sidewalk. Ewwwww, big booties are yucky exclaim Chris, Neyo, and Mike in two part harmony (Mike just whisper/growls/sings “Shuhmom, dah, don’t let it touch ya, eeeeEEE eeee!” After they leave Shot hears MTW still ordering (Ya stupid MF not that many MFing onions, and didn’t I tell your uneducated minimum wage ass to put some effing chipotle sauce on there?!?!? You about the stupidest bish I ever seen…). Just when Shot about to ride on Six Flags over MTW best ride, bus come and Shot must leave. Shot last seen with face smushed up against bus window screaming, “I WANNA JUMP ON THE BUHWOONS!!!!!!!!”
DAMNIT shot where were you!!!
LMMFAO
what the hell is going on up in here?
*looks at Bahama Mama and stares blankly, turns to look at her partner in crime MTW*
*steps outta the room*
Carry on
……..RI RI TOLD BOBBY HE WAS A WAHSED UP ADDICT AND THEN SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD DO A REMAKE OF HIS SONG WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON WITH WHITNEY ONLY IT’S GON BE HER AND JAY DOING IT BOBBY WAS LIKE YEAH I GUESS I NEED MY CHECK UPFRONT THO CAUSE I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF SOME SHIT SO RI RI WAS LIKE COOL LET ME USE THAT VCR/CELL OF YOURS AND IMMA CALL JAY SEE IF HE CAN’T GET A CHECK CUT FOR YOU…..NEXT
LMMFAO @ SHOT AND MJB…..
Jay answers, “The Roc is in tha building!”
“First of all, I wanna thank caller block, the most inmportant cell feature for skinny nonsinging hoes that stalk….” Ri says let me call him from my other phone so he wont know who it is…Yeah I’ll use…my……..other…..phone. Where is it? And where’s my purse? And my dog? And my contacts?!?!?!?!
[Bobby walks away very quickly and stiffly - Ri Ri notices that the bulge in his pants leg is barking...]
@ Just Sit And Be Pretty
To hell with the misleading headlines. I got a bit excited about Washington possibly rejoining Grey Anatomy because I think that if Imus is given a second chance, so should he. The show isn’t the same without him and that caustic bitch Hiegel needs to let bygones be bygones. Her character on the show sucks and it also probably does in real life too
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I FEEL U ON THIS 1. THAT BITCH PISS ME OFF ON THAT SHOW. AND IT AINT THE SAME WIT OUT I. WASHINGTON (THEY NEED ANOTHER BROTHA ON THE SHOW.LOL)
……RI RI FINALLY GET JAY ON THE OTHER PHONE AND TELL HIM OMG BOBBY JACKED ME BOO FOR ALL MY SHIT, MY PHONE, MY DOGGIE MY PURSE, MY UMBRELLA HE EVEN GOT MY FUCKING FAKE EYELASHES OFF W/O ME NOTICING WHAT WE GON DO, THEN JAY IS LIKE WHAT WE GON DO, RI RI YOU KNOW BEY WOULD KILL ME IF I……NEXT
@Mary J
Just bought it at lunch. Wicked CD, girlfriend. These young girls are good, but they can’t offer us wisdom like Mary. It’s for the women, who have been there done that and survived.
fe real.
Now back to the story at hand. CONGRATS to Destiny’s Child
bless you Soul Cry. wasnt sure what you meant by a “wicked” CD at first lol. you British or somthething? What was your favorite track?
COME ON PEOPLE. KEEP BYING THAT CD. YOU’VE NOW HEARD HOW GOOD IT IS
Give you another hit song! Fall back ho! Amil got a new song you can co-star on! Here Jaz O tell her: “It’sthejiggityjazofromhawaiiansophiefamegetoffmyboysballsbitchallthatshityadoingislameandifyathinkingaboutgettingpaidyabetterwaitasecweain’tbothfuckinghimbutwebothwantacheck!” Ri Ri starts crying and tell Jay I though we we deeper than that Jay. You even let me….NEXT
MTW
A little sugar, honey suckle lamb
Great expression of happiness
Boy, you could not miss with a dozen roses
Such would astound you
The joy of children laughing around you
These are the makings of you
It is true, the makings of you, oh
It’s been a miracle for what you’ve done
Please stay right by my side
Two can be one for the righteous way to go
Anyone would know
I believe I thought I told you so
You’re second to none
Love of all mankind should reflect some sign
Of the words I’m trying to recite
They’re close, but not quite
Almost impossible to do
Describing the makings of you
That’s Curtis Mayfield – not I. But it really describes how I feel about you sweetie. Now take your little sexy ass in there and make a brova a bologna sandwich with some helman’s, pringles, and red flavored cool aid! AND DON’T FORGET TO CUT A SLIT INTHE DAMN THANG THIS TIME!!! [mumbles to self -boy I swear sometimes......]
@Mary
Jamaican/Canadian. Wicked = niiiiiccccceeee. lol
Of course Just Fine, but I like Feel Like A Woman, Hurt Again, Talk To Me, Smoke, and Come To Me. Love it…like I said, all the WOMEN will feel it.
those are some of my personal favorites. i remember Kendu didnt want me to record Come To Me, he felt I would alienate my urban audience, but after my success with “One” I realized I had to expand creatively. Shows how much Kendu knows…the bumbeclart lol.
Canadian/Jamaican huh? Thats a fine ass mix right there. You go Jamaica often? I went there for one of my 3 honeymoons. I tell ya the people were so gracious and the food. OOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEE. I ate so much jerk chicken and rice n pea lol. good times.
lots of love
MJ
@Mary J Blige,
Why do you think that UMBRELLA was too mainstream for you? why did u swagger jack rihanna cause she got the big hit and u strugglin with just fine. FIRST, CHRIS APPLEBAUM DIRECTED UMBRELLA, HE ALSO USED THE VISUAL EFFECTS IN UMBRELLA, AND HE DID SOME IN URS(copy cat), THEN U USED THE SAME SONG WRITER THE DREAM TO MEK A TRACK FOR U. UR ASS IS DOIN THE MAINSTREAM THING TOO.
@EVERYONE, MARY J SAID THAT UMBRELLA WAS TOO MAINSTREAM FOR HER BUT JUST FINE DOESNT SOUND MAINSTREAMM, MY ASS.
LOL @ Bajan
I think David Beckham may be my long lost white twin once removed. To quote Posh Spice, “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion. He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
i have no idea about this,Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club”WealthyKiss.com”. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new thing
Someone looks like their receding. Kellys shoes are nice
beyonce looks really funny,she looks like an alien from star trek,she’s not the middle girl dis time.
CONGRATS!!