David D.'s Thoughts Of The Week

Bossip Presents David D.’s Week In Review: Cheating, Fatburger Fights And Losing It All

- By Bossip Staff

Dawn Richard – First, I didn’t know Danity Kane was still alive. All this time, I thought the Aubrey one melted all the rest of them down and used their flesh for butt meat. Apparently, I was wrong because they’re alive and singing. One thing, though: Diddy found a stunt double or something to play Dawn because this is a totally different human being. Like, you couldn’t even cast new Dawn to play Regular Dawn in a movie because they look nothing alike. My face is confused.

KimYe’s Wedding – OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE BEYONCE DIDN’T SHOW UP BUT JAY Z SENT A GIFT ARE THEY IN LOVE HOW LONG WITH THEY LAST WHAT DID THEY WEAR WAS RAY J THERE DID KHLOE BRING FRENCH MONTAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ and even more ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Wake me when Kim sings the hook to Kanye’s next single.

Dwyane Wade Is The Luckiest Man Alive – Dwyane Wade has a lucky rabbit’s foot somewhere or Robin Williams as the voice of the genie in his basement or something. This guy got a huge contract to basically play half as many games as the rest of his team and get excuses whenever he sucks at basketball while everyone talks about how he “sacrificed” to play with LeBron. Then he dates Gabrielle Union, has a side baby and all she wants in return is a ring. HE IS A WIZARD OF THE MYSTIC ARTS! However, I won’t hate. Enjoy your success and be blessed.

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