For The Stans

Posted on April 2nd, 2009 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, News, Pure Comedy, Solange

Posted by Bossip Staff

BEYONCE PERFORMS AT THE GENERAL MOTORS PLACE VANCOUVER, CANADA

Get a load of Beyonce on stage at the General Motors Place in Vancouver, Canada kicking off her world tour. We’re sure the show was a hit, but from this angle, this shyte looks like some pure comedy. Get your fill of Sasha Fierce on stage & her latest Samantha Thavasa ad with Solange right about now.

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  • may

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place *** M illionaire Ro mances com………………. com *** It’s where wealthy singles looking for someone
    to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

  • too damn bad…

    haha

  • kahmmillion

    What the hell is wrong with this jackass? WTF is this shit?

  • Luv-Lee

    WTF???

  • kahmmillion

    House of DeriNOT!!!

  • Lisa Vee

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • jazmine

    Not Beyuckce if you don’t see her crotch!!! SMH

  • KSH

    oooohhhh I guess I was expecting something a little better. Not feeling these getups. She looks cuter coming off the plane.

  • Nigga Said

    Those robot people are quite scarey

  • zach morris

    this is an AWESOME PIC!!! it looks like a drawing its sooo awesome!! ur a hater..

  • http://www.k.comH noelle

    I usually do not comment on your wife, but in pic 3 that lacefront is not fronting, it needs to be pushe dback lol.

  • Glok9n: The real glok!!!

    ALL I SEE IZ HOW SHE LOOK LIKE SHE GONNA SWOLLOW THAT MIC LIKE A DIK…..SHE IZ TIRED , SHE NEEDZ REST!

  • PURPPLE, just call me TADOW

    WTF, B is the epitome of corny

  • pm

    i bet it was still a good show

  • She 4 real

    She does TOO MUCH! That’s over the top!

  • shar

    She has a very good work ethic, the outfits aren’t so hot, but Jay-Z has made her wear it (it’s a lockable device) to ensure nobody can get at her whilst he is away. Haha

  • She 4 real

    For someone who moves around as muas she does, she seems like she has no muscle tone. Tina Turner has better legs than her and she is in her 60′s.

  • Daneen

    These outfits are a trip!

  • jb_1030 (has given up on the shoe game until my double order of NUDIQ comes in!!! Thanks Snoop!)

    I wonder if she sold out the stadium like let’s say Tina Turner or Michael Jackosn or Madonna. Can Beyowulf sell out a stadium by herself? Oh that’s why her husband might be going so that he can help to sell it out. I get it.

    Not Tina Turner status yet. Looking more like Janet Jackson concert sales

  • Keeping It Real

    I can see all the BROADS are hating as usual. Once again…instead of all the jealousy, just step your game up so you can feel better about yourselves…LOL All the hating in the world is not going to stop B from killing the game. Didn’t your mothers ever tell you if you didnt have anything nice to say about someone just keep your mouth closed…LMAO…

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (Gambit in 29 days!)

    Well, it looks like she’s actually trying to ENTERTAIN her fans.

    Good for her. Because concerts these days are too run of the mill.

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I boggles my mind how some people can hold others on such a high pedestal. Geez…

  • NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    Run of the mill?? Really Re???

  • http://www.gravatar.com Re (Gambit in 29 days!)

    @Nikki Underwood

    Yes ma’am! You heardeth me!

  • never hate

    She looks like she enjoys her work and she get paid a lot of money for it. I’m not mad at all.

  • Allison Mae

    Love Beyonce! Can’t wait to go to her concert, that girl is an entertainer to the fullest!!!!

  • pm

    I can’t lie if BeyJAy came to my city in concert.. I would go. If I could find tickets after the white people buy them all up.

  • too damn bad…

    since I not a fan or a hater, (it do what it do) I’ma say this…in that costume she looks like she’s doing an updated rendition of the wiz as the lion with life sized munchkins as her back up dancers…

  • kahmmillion

    Wow, what a role model!! SMDH

  • prettyboyprettyboy

    yea baby…ill eat that up. hmm mmmm

  • Fan Of Bee

    beyonce is the best!!!! no one can touch this girl no one sorry haterz!!!

  • B.I.N.F.L…

    I LOVE BEY AND ALL BUT IM NOT REALLY LIKE SOME OF HER STAGE OUTFITS ANYWAY GOOD LUCK WITH THE TOUR.
    ALSO I LIKE HER SHOES WHERE SHES GETTIN OFF THE PLANE ON.

  • Ms. Queens

    I heard the was corny and boring!! Really, a reporter called the show like that.

  • Colonel Stinkmeaner

    NIKKI UNDERWOOD

    I boggles my mind how some people can hold others on such a high pedestal. Geez…
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    ….For they have placed her “puss” on a pedestal….All Hail the Great “Pussaliah”….

  • pm

    too damn bad… They need to redo the wiz. thats a great idea.. Missy can be the lion, Riri and play diana ross’s part,usher the tinman.. I would go see it

  • Perhaps…

    Perhaps a dose of reality is in order…

    same coin, two sides.

    Brittney=head
    Beyonce-tail

    Ironic thing is, Ci-Ci will actually perform for
    a larger audience that prefers the coin of no talent.

    Gosh, they get a KUDOS!, Genius, she gets sold out venues with built in exsposure. Smelling cross over money. I don’t purchase any of their music, yet I do recognize great packaging/marketing..

    Gotta love the game…

  • Mrs. Philly

    I loved destiny’s child in concert but I am not too sure if I’d pay that to see just Beyonce, I’m not hatin, she is a good artist but I just don’t PREFER her music.

  • http://n/a Smoovee Sayz

    Mornin Mornin All:)
    Another day another dollar

    Oh there go Beyonce and the robots…
    how nice
    make that money hunny

  • jasmine

    I FUKN LOVE SASHA FIERCE. MORE HATERS, MORE BETTER. HATE BUILDS BEYONCE QUEENDOM. BEYONCE IS THE SHYT.

  • jasmine

    I CANT WAIT FOR HER TOURS IN THE US.

  • http://n/a Smoovee Sayz

    too damn bad… They need to redo the wiz. thats a great idea.. Missy can be the lion, Riri and play diana ross’s part,usher the tinman.. I would go see it

    @ PM
    LMAO…man that would be something right
    Bow Wow could play Todo
    Puppy Pooooooooower ya’ll

  • Antionette P.

    That’s the best bey have looked!!

  • too damn bad…

    - -
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  • too damn bad…

    *side-eye* that whole idea.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

    LMAO @ whoever said Bow Wow can play Todo in the Wiz, lol….

  • http://n/a Smoovee Sayz

    lol @Brooklyn…

    that was me:)
    I feel Bow or Yung Berg could play Todo
    may the best gangsta pup win

  • too damn bad…

    it’s toto people… TOTO

  • Beigelake

    Love the shoes!!

  • http://n/a Smoovee Sayz

    Toto…got it!

    oops my bad:)

  • come on

    say what you want about Janet Jackson, but bey can never ever ever out perform her, Just right now bey is on top of the game only in records sales. Janet is an Icon.

  • Brooklyn, Stand UP!™

    @Smoovee Sayz

    lol @Brooklyn…

    that was me:)
    I feel Bow or Yung Berg could play Todo
    may the best gangsta pup win
    ********************************

    LOL!!! Puppy Powerrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

  • Luv-Lee

    @jasmine
    I FUKN LOVE SASHA FIERCE. MORE HATERS, MORE BETTER. HATE BUILDS BEYONCE QUEENDOM. BEYONCE IS THE SHYT.
    ———————————-
    Queendom???? Seek God. Jesus is Lord. Not Beyonce.

  • jazi

    This mess is beyond ridiculous!

  • Hotstuff

    That’s a cute ad pic

  • Sawyer

    WOW! What is up with this outfit?! Chick looks like a Thunder…Thunder…Thundercat R-O-A-R!!!

  • SAN DIEGO SWEETHEART

    YES I’M A STAN!!! I ALREADY PUT ASIDE 350 TO PURCHASE A TICKET!!!!! :)

    BEYONCE IS THE HOTTEST CHIC IN THE GAME!!!!! :)

  • told you so

    @ San Diego Sweetheart
    Wait! how much is a ticket?!?!?!

  • Sawyer

    If you touch Beyonces’ Voltron Belt you’ll be able to sing and dance just like her!

  • I’D HATE ME 2

    Y’all luv y’all some Bey :-D just admit it already!

  • I’D HATE ME 2

    & the DAY her US tour dates are announced… I’m coppin my tickets… FRONT & CENTER!!!!

  • Copy cat

    She copies Rihanna..Rihanna did that flying around the hall back in December

  • Daneen

    LMAO @ Glok9!! Did you say you were the Vagina Finda?!?!

  • su

    Beyonce doin what she does best. gotta love it. she is about her money and her career. her performances are on point and she can actually sing live!! Do you B!

  • Keeping It Real

    My bad…that’s “unladylike”…I was laughing at the hate while I was typing..lol

  • Don’t Mind Me

    Tacky and her roots need doing

  • Don’t Mind Me

    This is her trying to out there trendy but it’s odd and dodgy

  • SOMER

    I am more of a fan of Sasha the Entertainer than Beyonce the singer. I have not heard one song of the latest CD that would make me purchase it. After seeing the Beyonce experience several times I would buy a concert ticket in a heartbeat. Cannot wait till she comes to Atl.

  • Suga Chic

    What r they suppose to be in this pic, Transformers???

  • Adrienne

    Stop the track let B stat facts. LOL That’s my girl.

  • MrsT_n_DC

    I just don’t get it. To me, leotards and leggings are so….1980. Can someone please buy Bey a skirt or some pants?!*

  • MrsT_n_DC

    I am not a fan of Bey, but I cannot knock her work ethic.

  • Glok9n: The real glok!!!

    @MSMOSS!
    HOWZ ABOUT YOU SLIP THEM SWEET SET OF TATAz IN MY MOUTH AND I’LL STOP HATING ..BET?

  • hotmilfchocolate

    @ msmoss

    Jesus take the wheel – before they crash into the wall of hate.
    _____________________________________________________

    LMAO!

    you’ve officially made my morning. congrats. lol.

  • trs

    Jesus take the wheel – before they crash into the wall of hate.
    ————————————————-

    LMAO!!!!

  • Glok9n: The real glok!!!

    HER TITZ MADE MY MORNING !

  • hotmilfchocolate

    @ Adrienne

    Stop the track let B stat facts. LOL That’s my girl.
    _____________________________________________________

    GIT MUN-NAAAAY!

  • http://hmlt pooka

    I’m still laughing at the person who said yesterday how her hair looks Nappy, that’s all i’m looking at now, but i like Bey

  • jb_1030 (has given up on the shoe game until my double order of NUDIQ comes in!!! Thanks Snoop!)

    B looks so gorgeous
    *******************************************

    TRS go ahead and get some windex for your screen, i thinks it a little dirty

  • aight

    THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  • jb_1030 (has given up on the shoe game until my double order of NUDIQ comes in!!! Thanks Snoop!)

    she is the Queen
    ************************

    If that were tru, she would be selling out her concerts like Tina Turner does. Like the Rollin Stones do, Like Michael Jackson does. Dropping prices the day of your concert means you are heading in the Janet Jackson direction with your concerts.

    If there are rumors that Jay might be coming to help sell out the concerts are tru, then you are not a queen

  • trs

    @ Jb

    TRS go ahead and get some windex for your screen, i thinks it a little dirty
    ————————————————-

    Girl there’s nothing wrong with my screen. I think that B is naturally pretty even though her weave looks a mess. That’s just my opinion…….

  • trs

    If that were tru, she would be selling out her concerts like Tina Turner does. Like the Rollin Stones do, Like Michael Jackson does. Dropping prices the day of your concert means you are heading in the Janet Jackson direction with your concerts.

    If there are rumors that Jay might be coming to help sell out the concerts are tru, then you are not a queen
    ————————————————–

    Cosign.

  • slimpickens

    If this current tour is as well done as her previous tours, this should be awesome. I applaud this entertainers work this. For someone so young with her bank, she is performing because she enjoys it. If you do not like her or her concerts, do not go. But lets not hate. If the females on this site had this young ladies bank, they would be dressed to the nines every day, looking all inappropriate. This young lady handles her fame and celebrity well considering the number of years she has been in the game. I applaud her!

  • jb_1030 (has given up on the shoe game until my double order of NUDIQ comes in!!! Thanks Snoop!)

    @ TRS you know I am messing with you.

  • hotmilfchocolate

    @ Glok9n: The real glok!!!

    you remember tastycakes, right?

    well, just for you…i put up:

    !!!’stacycakes’!!!

    yes, you’re welcome.
    :-)

  • Valian Thor

    HOLY COW BATMAN—IT’S—-IT’S WONDER WOMAN!!!

  • Lady Architect

    BROOKE!!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    HEY BROOKIE!

  • DIAMONDCHEERS

    She really want that Wonder Woman part…

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    I will admit it.. I LOVE ME SOME BEY..and i dont give a damn and dont give a damn who knows it. KEEP DOING IT BEY!!!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    HEY MILD BOO!

  • http://www.jamelabullock.com Jamela Bullock

    lawd….lol…bey got the kanye bug going on. but the concert looks great for kids. looks like a circus.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    OH Lawdy.. damn girlllllll, what the hell? can you explain to mild what the hell is that picture doing in your gravy… I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHYT LAWDY.. LOL!!!!!

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    OH LAWDY.. HI BOO BOO.. PLEASE TELL ME THAT IS NOT A WHITE D— IN THAT GRAVY, I HAVE VOMIT RUNNING AROUND IN MY MOUTH… EXCUSE ME LAWDY WHILE I RUN TO THE WASHROOM AND HEAVE!!!!!!!!

  • trs

    @ JB

    @ TRS you know I am messing with you.
    ——————————————–

    It’s cool ma……you know how we do! LOL

  • Moe

    Funny as hell! Get em girl!

  • trs

    *Where is Man I Just Don’t Care?*

  • trs

    @ Oh lawdy

    You have the right SN cause when I saw that gravie all I could say was “LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!” lol

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    Excuse me while i go running to the heave room again……….

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    WHATS UP BROOKE, HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU STILL IN va?

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    OH LAWDY!!!

    WHATS UP BROOKE, HOW ARE YOU? ARE YOU STILL IN va?

    *************************

    Yup.

  • LawdhavMercythisshitis real

    on another note ….. She looks good coming off that plane im loving it .. and other good news bey will now be a voice on nick jr’s show oit starts May1 Wuzzby

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    MY THIRD EYE DETECTS THAT WE HAVE A HATER IN THE ROOM!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    FOUND A JOB YET BROOKIE?

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    OH LAWDY!!!

    MY THIRD EYE DETECTS THAT WE HAVE A HATER IN THE ROOM!

    **************************

    Who??? LOL

    OH LAWDY!!!

    FOUND A JOB YET BROOKIE?

    **************************

    Totally Not, I will just let the two loves of my life take care of me for the meantime. Until then I need a fuking Vacation from WORK. Geesh lol

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    Hey Brooke. Praying for ya, sis!!!

  • Keeping It Real

    @Southern L.A. Gal…you are being extremely judgmental. I guess you are the model by which every young girl should aspire to be huh? What’s your accomplishments? Who are you to judge? If she’s a puppet, then what are you?

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    Hey Brooke. Praying for ya, sis!!!

    *******************************

    Awww, Thanks Boo, I need it. How r u?

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Keeping It Real

    @Southern L.A. Gal…you are being extremely judgmental. I guess you are the model by which every young girl should aspire to be huh? What’s your accomplishments? Who are you to judge? If she’s a puppet, then what are you?

    *******************************

    I feel you. Alot of ppl on here are judgemental, yet everyone is entitled to their opinion. I for one LOVE Beyonce Not because she is a DIVA and a wonderful entertainer, but because I RESPECT the Fact she is a Go- Getter. A young successful Black woman is always GOLD in my eyes.

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Keeping It Real
    I am not. Are you?? Is anybody???? It’s a level of conscience you get to and things as we see as items becomes gods, like car, food, hair and titles. We need to be grounded with fruitful-ness, real grow and accomplishments. She can’t teach me. All I am saying. My ideal of success isn’t measure in the same light. I don’t mean to come off like that, my love. I am not perfect, but I am trying to be the best and live right. That takes a lot. LOL!!!

  • carmen

    hi

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    It’s cool. Got love for everybody and my own opinion as well. Just like you and Keepin it Real. Why should you dicate my opinion. I didn’t blast anyone thoughts just posted my own. Yes, I will always respect that Bey is a go getter. That the girl works for. Just don’t sell your soul for it all. We do have an afterlife that is and will be accounted for.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    STOP THE PRESS…. HOLD EM UP GYM SHOE… OH LAWDY HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER DOING? PLEASE TELL ME SHES OK!!!

  • FRANKY DEVILLE(JUST BROUGHT A CADILLAC)

    BEYONCE IS THE GREATEST SINGER DOIN IT BIG RIGHT NOW…HATE ALL YOU WANT BUT AS LONG AS YOU THINK TALK OR IMAGINE THAT GURL YOU ARE GIVIN SHINE TO HER FAME AND LIGHT TO HER NAME.

    SO for Beyonce and her fans THANK YOU.

  • Divine

    AGAIN! WHy is it when people say her costumes are ugly, we are hating!?!?!
    The costumes are ugly and they usually are! But I admire Beyonce’s work ethic. She works her behind off! But she is at the stature now where she needs to think about the QUALITY of her shows and appearances and not the number of shows and appearances she makes.

    It looks like she tried to do more than usual. But there is a lack of taste in her camp.
    Someone with artistic TASTE with a sense of fashion needs to work for her. Because even her costumes reek of House of Dereon. Even if another designer made it.
    My opinion.

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    TELL ME HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

  • Lola the Vulture Slayer

    I want a pair of those custom stockings.

    Consumers expect perfection, some knowing full well perfection only exist in fantasy. Beyonce works hard for her money from you ungrateful heathens.

  • BE

    Beyonce know she be coming up with some outfits…I mean the picture looks like she is a super hero. I am sure she gave a spectacular performance though. I would enjoy a concert like this better than those where people just stand and sing …..just me though

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    CASH WILL BE PAID PEOPLE

  • jb_1030 (has given up on the shoe game until my double order of NUDIQ comes in!!! Thanks Snoop!)

    For all you stans

    Ok I did some research. Of the 29 shows she has listed on Worldticketshop . com, ALL BUT ONE have not sold out. And Tina Tuner has not sold out any. So I guess she is the queen. However Tina has not lowered her prices like Bey has. Anyways. I just wanted to let you stans know that she has in fact sold out one concert in Croatia. Nowhere else though. I wonder how many people can fit in that venue.

  • FRANKY DEVILLE(JUST BROUGHT A CADILLAC)

    LMAO her clothes are not that damn important..and besides I like HOUSE OF DEREON, most her fans aint rich like her so most of her fans couldnt afford to dress in that expensive sh*t that im pretty sure can burn tear rip or be get destroyed just like clothes that dont have a ridiculous price tag on them. Its her talent thats more important…She aint no damn model the chick is a singer. Most of you sound really stupid saying “OOh im a stan or whatever yall call it, and then be like she has incredible talent but her clothes are sooo tacky and cheap??” Like yall could afford her style anyway?? Its soo damn stupid its her talent thats should be accepted and acknowledge not her damn clothes….You got so called singers like Rihanna dressing her azz off but then ppl wanna talk sh*t like “Omg thats all she has to offer who cares about her fashion its all about the talent” but then when a real singer comes along like Beyonce its like “OMG who cares that she can sing we just wanna look and admire her clothes” How f’n stupid…I could careless what Beyonce chooses to dress like I have my own style anyway I dont care to dress like her…I appreciate her music that SHE CHOOSE TO OFFER TO THE WORLD and thats its. How she dresses is her buisness I didnt know she was suppose to dress for other ppl approval who the hell said that came along with impressing ppl through something that is priceless and a gift anyway….singing her natural talent??

    lol soome ppl just try and find stupid sh*t to hate or gossip nonsense about…and I believe its just to make them feel better about themselves. how lame.

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood) and @ Keeping it Real
    _______________________________________
    All love. Brooke, I do understand, hell I am bout to get laid off and may have to get my hustle on. I do understand, my Brookie… Loves in the air!!

  • Ms_NYC

    Guess she really is trying to be wonder woman with that get up

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    TURN THIS TRANNY INTO AUTHORITIES AND YOU WILL HAVE MONEY TO DRESS LIKE BEYONCE

  • 2dimplzs

    I agree with the majority of the posters. We’ve been over dosed on Beyuckce. I truly wish she’d take 3 or 4 years off and give her fans a chance to miss her, not that I’m a fan. I think she’s talented but lately all of her music is sounding the same and it’s so irritating that I turn the radio station when I hear her stuff. Maybe I’m just too old school for some of her stuff…..Don’t get me wrong she has a few jams that I like but I can do without the majority of her music.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood) and @ Keeping it Real
    _______________________________________
    All love. Brooke, I do understand, hell I am bout to get laid off and may have to get my hustle on. I do understand, my Brookie… Loves in the air!!

    ***************************

    Laid off? Oh No! I will pray for you to girl cuz its hard out here. But yes get ya Hustle on, and if u want some Hustling tips (Aka: How to get the goods w/o selling ya Goods, lol) Hip me up :-)

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  • ms meca

    ****lurkin*****

  • pelumi

    whos idea was it to start calling her “Queen.” where the hell did that come from? when did she become Queen Beyonce?

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  • BE

    Hey Brookie!!! Missed you girl! How was Miami?

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    I do need. I am on my friends now about this ish. Trying to sell mary kay too. LOL!!! I want to be my own boss and share in the right way. Don’t wanna work for biz companies anymore. Keeping me a caged bird. I am a free soul. Tell me, Brooke. I need your knowledge!!!!!!!!!!

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ ms meca
    Hey you!!

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    What Tranny and what the hell did she/he do??????

  • http://bossip bb

    WHAT is it about Beyonce that DRIVES people to the BRINK of INSANITY.

    WHY the constant HYPERVENTILATION?

    If you don’t like her then DON’T support her by going to her concerts and buying her albums just MOVE ON.

    She will still make MONEY.

    Beyonce is a BRAND and UNTILL that BRAND is TARNISHED she will STILL be all over the place
    FROM TOKYO to RIO DE JANEIRO.

    So get used to IT.

    Its one thing to DISLIKE her APPEARANCE but this VITRIOL reeks of JEALOUSY.

    And seeing GROWN men COMMENTING on her costume is just SAD.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    Be… lovely essence of BE, i took your advice and brought chicken salad yesterday, my girl makes it with cranberries and walnuts (she be on a health kick), hey today i got leftovers so im getting better, plus its cheaper!!!

  • BE

    Hey Ms. Meca!!

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    pelumi

    whos idea was it to start calling her “Queen.” where the hell did that come from? when did she become Queen Beyonce?

    {Raising Hand slowly} lol

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    THE TRANNY IN THIS PHOTO. THERE IS AN APB OUT FOR IT

  • BE

    Hey Mild! – yes bringing your own lunch is healthier..those vending foods have a lot of sodium. I am eating some left over turkey meat loaf….mmmmmmmmm

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    I AM EATING A POT OF COFFEE AND NO-DOSE FOR LUNCH. I NEED TO FIND THIS TRANNY

  • Bill Duke(MR NIKKI UNDERWOOD)

    $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    I SUSPECT YOU ALL ARE OBSTRUCTING JUSTICE
    ______________________________________________
    LMMFAO!!!!!!

  • BE

    Beyonce is the Queen of POP right now. Her last album was not that good (in my opinion) but her other albums had some decent songs.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @ Be

    How da Kidz?

  • BE

    @Brooke – it is a beautiful day in the neighborhood in NJ today too!! :smile:

  • BE

    @Brooke – Her last album had about 3 songs I could tolerate. B’day had about 3 songs that I did not like the rest I could jam to on a regular

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    Okay! Brooke. I am going do this and give my gift of gab.. Any more you like to share. You already into your own thing.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Southern L.A. Gal

    @Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    Okay! Brooke. I am going do this and give my gift of gab.. Any more you like to share. You already into your own thing.

    **********************************

    Well yeah kinda sorta. I have this Party Promotion business going on back in NYC with 2 girls and we promoted and hosted and planned some great parties these past up coming months from Album release parties, to listening parties to super bowl parties etc. And the money is good (Except when u have to divide it by 3) I can tell u a whole lot more and then some, do you have email?

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    BROOKE, HOW DID YOU ENJOY ME BEAUTIFUL STATE?

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    Be.. you are so smart you remind me of my girl and that sodium is true, when she uses canned soup she adds water to it to take some sodium away..i cant stand canned soup but you get hungry at work and dont feel like going out, but ive learned my lessons, its either bring it or buy it out!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    MILD THANKS FOR THE LOVE FOR MY LIL MOMMA!

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    get me out from under OH Lawdy’s gravy.. that pink mess is giving me the hives!! OH LAWDY HOW IS YOUR DAUGHTER? I ASKED YOU IN THE OTHER GRAVY!!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    SHE IS GOOD, SHE WENT BACK TO SCHOOL THIS WEEK. I TELL YOU WHAT, THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE SHE HAS EVER HAD AND I THOUGHT MY BABY WAS GONNA DIE.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    oH OK I GOTCHA OH LAWDY… IM GLAD SHES WELL, MY LIL CUZ I MISS HIM SO MUCH, I JUST MISS HIM SITTING NEXT TO ME ON THE COUCH AND SHOWING ME HIS SIX-PACK ! aND MAKING HIS LIL SISTA GO BACK AND HIT BACK WHOEVER HIT HER, HE USED TO TAKE HER BY THE HAND AND MAKE HER HIT BACK. WHEN I GO BACK TO CHI-TOWN I WILL BE GOING TO SEE THEM BUT RIGHT NOW I WANT TO STAY AWAY FOR A WHILE!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    I UNDERSTAND!

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    OH LAWDY!!!

    BROOKE, HOW DID YOU ENJOY ME BEAUTIFUL STATE?

    *****************************

    Chile, it was On and Popping as usual. I have like 115 pictures to upload, but my mom’s cpu moves like Lava. I will be back in JUly. Tell Sweet Cheeks I said “Heeeyyyy Girl!!!” lol

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    Yeah! I do.. Email me dihaymon@sbcglobal.net.

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    OH LAWDY HAVE YOU SEEN THIS TRANNY?

    SHE IS KNOWN TO TUCK ONE OF THEM THANGS IN YOUR PHOTO

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    MY SISTER LOST HER SON 2 YEARS AGO ON THE WAY BACK FROM MY DADS FUNERAL. THEY WERE IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND HE DIED ON THE SPOT. IF EVER YOU ARE LOOKING THROUGH MY SPACE LOOK UP THALIAN HELLER. HIS MYSPACE IS JUST HOW HE LEFT IT.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @ Lawdy

    Something happen to someone? who almost died?

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    Oh Lawdy.. yeah the school said he said he was going to do that to his self, but they had the responsibilty of monitering him on their property.. almost 45 mins and nobody could account for him.. Angel is going to be paid a lot but it doesnt replace what she lost!RIP lil AQUAN LEWIS!!!

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    THE TIPS ARE STARTING TO COME IN

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    OH LAWDY.. IF YOU GO ON MY SPACE LOOK UP GEWANNA MARSHALL, thats my cousin Angel’s sista and she got pictues up of our family and Aquans picture is on there with his brother Adam and all my lil bad bay bay kid cousins!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    I WANNA SEE YOUR PICTURE AND FROG LADY’S :lol:

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Chylimida

    Hey Lawdy Remember me???? Hopes this makes u smile :-) lol

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    oh its wasnt all cherries boo!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    you found a job yet?

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Lawdy u still love him, thats why ur still so angry at him. You will know your totally over your ex when your heart can Forgive again. Trust me I know.

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    Yes, but I don’t think I can leave email here.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    OH LAWDY!!!

    you found a job yet?

    ***********************

    No Bish, But I got some advanced Cash over the weekend from my Sugar daddy when I went to NYC to take care some Bills. I will be good for about a month or two. Besides I really dont wanna work right now. I enjoy spending this quality time with my son.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    Oh lawdy… im going to look at Thalian heller right now..did you see my cuz’s my space with aquan on there????

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    *THE TRANNY HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THREE STATES IN THE PAST 12 HOURS*

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    i will look when i get home….no myspace here@!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    he was a cutie i did see his picture in one of the articles when you first told me about it

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    FOLKS PLEASE BE CAREFUL, IT IS KNOWN TO CHANGE WIGS ON A REGULAR BASIS

  • snoop bloggy blog

    @ brooke….wassup ma

  • hotmilfchocolate

    y’all know what bey would say to all this, right?!

    “how you gone be talkin’ shit?”
    “you act like I just got up in it”
    “been the number one diva in this game for a minute”

    (Na, na, na)

    lol :-)

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    no snoop, his was black and uncircumsized!!

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @ Lawdy. If you can, try to get married in California. You will Get HALF!!! of everything your hubby owns. :-)

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    IT IS A RECESSION FOLKS. TURN IT IN

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    Oh lawdy.. i just went and looked ae thalian heller.. damn im so sorry .. all my prayers go to you and family i know how it feels and it brings me back man i got to go for now im getting sentimental now brings back too many memories man!!

  • The Thired Eye

    It’s no secret I’m not a HUGE a Beyonce fan. But I can also call it like I see it. She looks like she had a rockin’ show.

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    WOULD THE GORILLA WHO IS HARD-PRESSED FOR CASH PLEASE GIVE A TIP

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    Who in here? Where is everyone?

  • doubt124

    I really Finfd it hard to UNDERSTAND?1?1. Is that that people are LESS CREATIVE OR DUMP?? Its show-business for God Sake and Those Outfits are H-O-T!Am english and i’ve come to realise over the years thats Americans in general have a DULL SENSE OF STYLE AND NEVER WANT TO EXPAND THIER WORLD. How can people critise Beyonce’s Look??? Its really a sad world!!!!

  • vj

    Did janet did something like this for her tour? Her dancers were in gold too! Look it up on you tube!

  • BE

    Okay, I’m back from lunch…what yall doing?

    Hey Snoop!!

    Oh Lawdy….ewwww – hey though!

  • BE

    Hey Mr. Man!!

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    are you my third eye??

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Hey Man!

    Welcome back Be-neezy lol.

  • Lady Architect

    HEY BE DID YOU GET MY REQUEST?

  • BE

    @Lady A – I’ll check it now…

  • snoop bloggy blog

    @ be…hey sunshine

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    IT HAS BEEN SPOTTED TRAVELING ON I-85 IN A RUSTED OUT 1992 DODGE LEBARON

  • mzsweetface

    Sasha Fierce is so corney!

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    ANYONE CAUGHT HARBORING THIS FUGITIVE WILL BE CHARGED BY FEDERAL AUTHORITIES IN THE 4TH DISTRICT OF THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL COURT

  • bae19

    hey kids!!!
    whats it hittin for today? :)

  • BE

    Hey Bae – quiet today

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Man, I just don’t care™
    _____________________
    Long time..
    How are you? Miss the commentary!

  • Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    I am set up but can’t find you!

  • bae19

    hey BE! So we talking about Sausage Fiece today or are we on some old random shit? lol

  • Lady Architect

    hey bae

  • $10,000 REWARD FOR KNOWLEDGE LEADING TO THE ARREST AND CONVICTION OF THIS TRANNY

    THE TRANNY JUST STORMED THROUGH A BARRICADE SET UP BY NORTH CAROLINA HIGHWAY PATROL AND US MARSHALLS. IT IS CONFIRMED TO BE “SXYQBLONDIE” AS HER WIG FLEW OFF IN THE COLLISION AND WAS TRACED TO MING MING’S CORNER STORE IN VIRGINIA

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    10,000 reward .. you are too funny.. a 1992 dodge lebaron.. wth?? what color is it cause i saw a white one this morning with a free Bobby brown bumper sticker on it!!!

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    I aint trying to be funny but this tranny story is funny as hell and got eeerbody laughing over here!

  • http://mockrockstar.ning.com Mock Rock Star

    Beyonce is a “superhero” all flying and stuff…
    Where are U all located saying it’s a beautiful day cause down here in Georgia it’s just a raining and raining…

  • bae19

    you know…I used to love me some Victoria Beckham,especiall when she designed those dresses…I knew I would look FIRE in one! Then I found out the sizes stop at 10. WTF? Aint no way ima fit all this in into nothing below a damn 12…needless to say, VB aint for me anymore.lol

  • Colonel Stinkmeaner(your minimum wage ass comments will only display how mentally impotent you really are…)

    ….what the hell is the subject….

  • bae19

    @Colonel Stinkmeaner-
    I dont know…Im just trying to hop on it…lol!

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    Ok, stepping back in the room…. what’s the deal?

    Let’s get something started…

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Back!!!

    @Southern L.A. Gal

    @ Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)
    I am set up but can’t find you!

    *********************

    You have to scroll down to my name BrookeEllen, unless Mock deleted me!!! lol

    Hey Mock!!!

  • Lady Architect

    MIJDC
    please let’s do. I’m getting bored and the KArdashian post of course turned into a race thing.

  • BE

    @Mock – Hey! YOu got the rain we have been having…now we have sunshine. But Atlanta has more sunny days than NJ.. :sad:

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Nooo! Dont start any major discussions until 3pm. Thats advice hour lol

  • Antoinette

    I dont understand the gold plastic/rubber people. whats the theme? anbody know the answer, let me know………..

  • Lady Architect

    Brooke,
    you’ve been gone too long…we start earlier nowadays.

    Hey Mock

  • Whatchaknoboutdat?

    Stop the hate ppl!!!!

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @ Lady A

    Well Damn! I have been gone for a min.. Its no fun to pop off during lunch hour. lol

  • Lady Architect

    brooke,
    lunch hour is over

  • Lady Architect

    MIJDC,
    *tapping foot and waiting* hello

  • bae19

    @BE- yes indeed he is…I KNOW I read somewhere (I think it was Elle mag) that his pee-pee is big!!!!

  • snoop bloggy blog

    @ LADIES, IF YOU WERE TO SWIRL, WHO WOULD YOU SWIRL WITH?

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    LOL @ Lady A

    I cant start a topic now, I am about to go drive somewhere over the rainbow, lol

  • jb_1030

    I am back trying to study though.

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    SNOOP I WOULD SWIRL WITH ROBIN THICKE

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    snoop bloggy blog

    @ LADIES, IF YOU WERE TO SWIRL, WHO WOULD YOU SWIRL WITH?

    **********************

    What if you swirled 1 too many times in your life? does it count?

  • BE

    @Snoop – Matthew McConoughy (sp)

  • Lady Architect

    I’D HAVE TO SWIRL WITH MATHEW MCCONAUGHY…NOT SURE IF I SPELLED THAT RIGHT.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    If I was swirling a celeb it would be either: Collin Farrel, David Beckham, K-Fed or Brody (From Laguna Beach)

  • BE

    @Lady A – ….Hell no you didn’t say my Matthew!!

  • Lady Architect

    I CAN’T LOOK AT COLLIN THE SAME AFTER SEEING ALEXANDER AND THE GAYNESS….

    KFED IS UGLY AND FAT

    I’LL TAKE BRAD PITT IN TROY…WOOOWEEE

  • snoop bloggy blog

    I would swirl with jessica biel, rosario dawson, jennifer aniston, kim k, lauren conrad

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Oh yea, James De Franco will get it. I will also possibly swirl with Richard Gere or Al Pachino. (I love a distinguished gentleman)

  • BE

    K-fed looks ssooooooooooooooo corny and small di*ked..lol

    Justin Timberlake can get it though

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    snoop bloggy blog

    I would swirl with jessica biel, rosario dawson, jennifer aniston, kim k, lauren conrad

    ***********************

    Good choices Snoop except Rosario… Is she considered swirlish? isnt she like part black or some ish?

  • BE

    Jennifer Anniston is ugly…..Angelina is 1000000% betta

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    hahahha @ Cindy Mccain

    I will only swirl Al Pachino while he portrays scarface. Its something about a Bad man women just cant get enough of lol.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @ Snoop

    What about my idol Paris Hilton? will u fugg her too?

  • Lady Architect

    JUSTIN SEEMS TOO GIRLY FOR MY TASTE.

  • Lady Architect

    I’D GIVE RICHARD GERE THE BIZ….LOL

  • bae19

    @ Brook- yes, every now an then verbal abuse s quite alright…. :) lol

  • Lady Architect

    AL PACINO WAS CUTE IN DEVIL’S ADVOCATE

  • BE

    wwwhhhaaattt…Justin is a cool white dude

    Kfed-pants too big=small one

    Paris Hilton has several STD’S

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Paris Hilton has several STD’S

    ************************

    Yea But they were all taken cared of. No harm no foul right? lol

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    bae19

    @ Brook- yes, every now an then verbal abuse s quite alright…. lol

    ***************************

    Whoo Hooo! You alright wit me Bae, lol

  • BE

    ooohhhh – my co-workers son – the finest Indian around…mmmm mmmm mmmm

  • Just Sayin

    Take note ladies…

    Bey is showin yal how ta duck a skeet-skeet…

    LMAO

  • jb_1030

    I would love to swirl. Hell I would just take the single flavor

  • BE

    I possess that same power…lol

    ******************
    yeah…for 5 minutes…lol

    @lady A – yeah George Clooney

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    I will fugg Jonny Deep while he’s dressed as Willy Wonka from the Chocolate Factory. lol

  • BE

    Vin Diesel

  • bae19

    Brooke- about the willy wonka…ok u got some problems.lol

  • snoop bloggy blog

    I will fugg Jonny Deep while hI will fugg Jonny Deep while he’s dressed as Willy Wonka from the Chocolate Factory. lol
    __________________

    LMAO!!! I bet you would

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    BE

    Vin Diesel

    *************

    He can get it but, He’s not white. Isnt he Hispanic? or half of something? Oh and ladies let’s not forget Donald Trump. He is definitley SWIRL material.

  • snoop bloggy blog

    5 min. of pure ecstasy!

  • BE

    @Lady A – SO HIS BLOWING EARS GAME IS PROBABLY 2MINS

    true…true..lol

  • Lady Next Door

    “You want to see crazy? I’ll show you crazy..”

    Said by Sasha Fierce

  • Pooty Tang

    YAAAY!!! she’s bringing Thundercats back!

    Cheetara would be proud, LMAO!!

  • BE

    Brooke and Snoop – the two of yall got some problems!! old wrinkles I will hold off until my wrinkles are showing!

  • BE

    I almost forgoet – Steven Segul ♥ and Antonio Banderas

  • Lady Architect

    EWWWW R KELLY HAS NEVER BEEN CUTE TO ME…

    ANTONIO BANDEROS IN DESPERADO…WOOOOWEEE

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    @ Be

    What celeb female will u invite to swirl with if you and hubby were decided to do a 3some? hmmm

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Yea the tapes are so disturbing, but it was so ridiculous how he KINDLY asked the 14 yr old girl to Pee pee on her. like how do you say “Excuse me, can you lie down so I can release some piss on you please?” lol like WOW!

  • BE

    @Brooke – What celeb female will u invite to swirl with if you and hubby were decided to do a 3some? hmmm

    ***************************
    That’s easy..Eva Mendes!! :smile:

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    That’s easy..Eva Mendes!!

    **********************

    Ok so I seen Eva in person in South Beach 2005 and I must say she looks waaayyy different in person. You may be dissappointed cuz I was.

  • BE

    anyway Cindy McCain is married to a dead person…I am sure she is ripe for the picking Snoop

  • bae19

    Brooke-look here mama, Im not knocking u, jus sayin u a lil bit disturbed w.the will wonka…and I think that R.Kelly is the most disgusting thing on the planet. :(

  • BE

    Ok so I seen Eva in person in South Beach 2005 and I must say she looks waaayyy different in person. You may be dissappointed cuz I was.

    ******************
    What was wrong with her?

  • Lady Architect

    MY BOYFRIEND HAS A CRUSH ON EVA MENDES AND CHARLIZE THERON AS HIS SWIRL LADIES.

  • snoop bloggy blog

    I would love to “tea bag” condeleeza rice….lol

  • bae19

    Charlie Theron is bony as hell.

  • BE

    @Snooop – I would love to “tea bag” condeleeza rice….lol

    ******************
    she probably need it..after messing with George “corny” Bush

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    I see swirl love is going on in here. I been considerning that myself lately. Is it me or are white women looking better and better?

    I’m just sayin…

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Man, I just don’t care™

    I see swirl love is going on in here. I been considerning that myself lately. Is it me or are white women looking better and better?

    I’m just sayin…

    ********************

    So put ya $$ where ya D*ck is and name your top 3 swirl ladies lol

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROOKE
    “So put ya $$ where ya D*ck is and name your top 3 swirl ladies lol”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Hmmmm…. I was thinking of some real life chicks.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROOKE
    “So put ya $$ where ya D*ck is and name your top 3 swirl ladies lol”
    ___________________________________________________________

    Hmmmm…. I was thinking of some real life chicks.

    ********************

    We all know u swirl on the regular man, but name Bishes we know on TV, and hurry up before my TV program come on. lol

  • Capo Status

    Certain females brothas try to make pregnant

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Ok Guys My Spanish Soap Opera Las Novelas is about to begin in 40 minutes. Make this good guys, new topic?

  • Black to the Bone(the Swirl King)

    Rarely do I step out of the realm of virtue known as white women, but Beyonce I make exceptions. She is as white as a black female could possibly get.

  • jb_1030

    Hey Man

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROOKE
    “We all know u swirl on the regular man, but name Bishes we know on TV, and hurry up before my TV program come on. lol”
    __________________________________________________________

    I don’t swirl on the “regular.” LOL

    Anyway…

    Jessica Simpson
    That chick on Heroes
    Gee, I really need to think on this.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    @JB

    What’s up? LOL. Did you see what I said yesterday? Dang, I agreed with everything you said on everybody almost to the letter!!

    I think we may have the same father or something. LOL.

  • Black to the Bone(the Swirl King)

    @Man

    Once is enough, my brother. You have an intellect capacity that is untapped and may only be processed properly in the presence of a cherubic white female. I reach my hand out in hopes you join me in the circle of progressive brothers.

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    Black to the Bone(the Swirl King)

    @Man

    Once is enough, my brother. You have an intellect capacity that is untapped and may only be processed properly in the presence of a cherubic white female. I reach my hand out in hopes you join me in the circle of progressive brothers.
    ______________________________________________________________

    ok.

  • OH LAWDY!!!

    BE HOW DARE YOUR FORGET THAT SPECIAL MOMENT!! YOU DIDNT SAY I WAS CUTE!

  • Lady Architect

    PEDRO…HEY

  • WIFEY06

    is this transformers on ice… what about power rangers?

  • jb_1030

    @JB

    What’s up? LOL. Did you see what I said yesterday? Dang, I agreed with everything you said on everybody almost to the letter!!

    I think we may have the same father or something. LOL.

    )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

    Yeah I did and I was like uh oh!! I might be in there

  • BE

    @Oh Lawdy – Oh you know I thinks you are Beautiful!! but you are still here..Dapro isn’t so I gave him a shout out! sorry ♥♥♥♥

    I don’t quite remember much after a few weeks. My memory is terrible

  • BE

    Hey Pedro!

  • Black to the Bone(the Swirl King)

    @Man

    If you tell me the city you reside in, I can link you up with members of our organization who are only in to bettering our communities by assimilating ourselves in the classroom and bedrooms.

  • jb_1030

    Question,

    How do yo marry a woman who is in the process of becoming a man, and say you are not gay?

    Maury topic men/women who change sex

  • Lady Architect

    jb_1030

    Question,

    How do yo marry a woman who is in the process of becoming a man, and say you are not gay?

    Maury topic men/women who change sex

    OH NO NOT THIS TOPIC….I’M SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT THE GAYNESS…ALL OVER THE RADIO AND STUFF….I’M GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT TO STAY STRAIGHT SOON.

  • beautiful b

    she’s a – a di-va.
    lmao, im a die hard bey fan but im getting pretty bored with her, yyyyyiz-awwwn!!

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Ok The topics fell off. I will go prepare for Las Novelas now. {Whispering} Pedro, our Hispanic soap Opera starts in 25 minutes! ;-)

  • Capo aka Bossips Most Talked About

    Wat up Lady A , brook , be

    @Brook

    Lol nah I took her spot , it was either me Oshie , or kigali ,SMDH . But they left so I won by default

  • Black to the Bone(the Swirl King)

    Most Black women are black men

  • jb_1030

    Ok the next guest is a black guy that says he is all man now. But “dude” got a donk!! A man with a donk, WTF!!!

  • BE

    @Pedro – Lol nah I took her spot , it was either me Oshie , or kigali ,SMDH . But they left so I won by default

    *********************
    so what did you win? a trip to the psychologist! lol

  • Capo aka Bossips Most Talked About

    IM out yall stay cool Its O Novela time with Brook

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Bye Capo. I’m out soon too. Las Novelas’s Enrique is supposed to get killed today.

  • Capo aka Bossips Most Talked About

    (Pedro re enters )
    @Aunt Be = Meanie lol

    @Brook damnnn she took tooo long b I got this Jamaican girl now lol

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    I’m just Totally annoyed with all these celeb-reality girls name Brooke these days

    Brooke Hogan
    Brook from Canygirls
    Brooke from Baldwin Hills

    Like WTF! Growing up in the 80′s their was only one Brooke out there and her last name was Sheilds. Just had to let that off my chest. Carry on guys/gals.

  • Lil Ms. Phyre

    Is this thundercats and transformers… what is she performing?

  • BE

    @Pedro – I just am not sure you fit in that category but since you put yourself there..

  • Lady Architect

    BE,
    I COULDN’T GET MY BF WITH THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE…I CHICKENED OUT….I TOLD HIM ABOUT THE JOKE LASTNITE AND HE GOT UPSET…SMH SO SENSITIVE.

  • http://www.mockrockstar.com Brook Lynn Choclate Godess (Its a wonderful day in the neighborhood)

    Ok Bye My Beautiful Bishes! I’m Out

    Las Novelas Time!!!

  • BE

    @Lady A – that joke was not funny at all.. I know your parents were freaking out! I was freaked out and I knew it was a joke..

    @Man – what you doing? you can’t speak?

  • BE

    Bye Brook!
    Enjoy your over the top Spanish drama show

    Bye Pedro!

  • Lady Architect

    BE,
    MY DAD FREAKED OUT!!!! IT WAS FUNNY. HE WAS READY TO COME DOWN TO VA.

    THE JOKE FOR MY BF WAS NOT THE SAME (HE KEEPS HIS CALENDER DATED FOR ME) SO HE WOULDN’T BELIEVE ME IF I TRIED, BUT I WAS GONNA TELL HIM I WANTED AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP….LOL SMH…CHICKENED OUT AND HE WAS LIKE “YOU’RE A SMART GIRL CAUSE I WOULD’VE BEEN PISSED” THEN FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT HE KEPT ASKING IS THAT HOW I REALLY FEEL….BLAHZ

  • EDUCATED BLACK MAN

    @oh lawdy
    what the hell do you have on your gravie? are u sick literally???

  • Lady Architect

    OH BOY…SOMEONE REALLY DOESN’T HAVE A LIFE….SMH

    I WONDER IF YOU HAD TO COPY AND PASTE TO SPELL MY NAME CORRECTLY.

  • BE

    @Pedro – I am not upset with them….

  • http://www.myspace.com/jcstansb Man, I just don’t care™

    @BE

    What’s up? Check ur email…

  • I do Not like it

    I think it stinks. In America big money & skin color talk. Tell me Im wrong.

  • Lady Architect boyfriend

    @my b*tch lady arch
    why are you on a black goosip website displaying our personal lifes?? next thing you will tell them how i f*cked u in the azz and also how i impregenated you, and how you went to abort the baby!!

  • MissJayB

    I LOVE me some Bey but I feel like she be doing too much. She is always on the go, I doubt that she seriously gets a full night of rest every night. She needs to sit down somewhere before she messes around and have a nervous breakdown.

  • Lady Architect

    MY BOYFRIEND AKA BORED IMPOSTER,
    LOL@ PERSONAL LIVES….SO DID YOU LEARN ANYTHING TODAY ABOUT OUR PERSONAL LIVES? LOL ANYWAYS YOU BORING..YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST BEEN A FUNNY IMPOSTER….BYE BYE NOW.

  • http://signoftimes@msn.org mild sauce part of the sauce family tradition ™

    This is some boring shyt.. where the hell is my girl nina and my girl purp.. purop be telling it like ie is.. Dr. Purp!!!

  • jasmine

    i loooooooooooooooooove u beyonceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • http://www.freewebs.com/bestsexever CinCiTy

    Im flyin, I can soar I can weave and whats more I’m not even tryiiinnnn…

  • Hotstuff

    It looks like Wonder Woman had a baby by one of the Thundercats

  • Michelle

    i can honestly say i dont understand where the red bra and leapord print come in, and i definitely am not feelin the superhero get up infront of her ab area. wtf?!?!?! her backup dancers look like they belong in the Wizzard of Oz II.

  • Divine

    @Hate the game not the playa?
    I totally agree. It’s all ridiculous shenanigans…
    The Knowles camp mastered a seedy and shameful game with decit, bribery and all things wicket.
    Should they be proud of their accomplishments?

  • J

    Let the stans tell it YES.

    Let anyone with a brain answer. Absolutely NOT!

  • http://google dee dee

    who is maintaining this website? You got a hate on “B” that is no joking matter! What did she do to you? Gave u the kiss off? So now u maintain this site just to spite “B” and other strong black women? WOW! She’s an entertainer—She entertains people! GeeWhiz.

  • WHERESMURPHYLEE

    Is she wearing a motorcycle? Beyonce you cant be everything at once….sloooooow down.

  • Valkyrie Valhalla

    Holy Thundercat Tranny, Batman!

    I kid, I kid.

  • JS

    She’s got ugly legs. Someone mentioned this to me before and I cosign…turns me off completely

  • sepia830

    The flamboyant outfits just scream “Come all ye gays…”

    Only people with false talent have to resort to such bullsh*t.

  • JS

    I bet Jay’s even tired of her played out a$$. She does not have what it takes to stay around for years to come. She’s fading….

  • Valian Thor

    Thundercats—-Thundercats—-Thundercats-CAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!

  • http://hiphoppopandrnbstop.blogspot.com/ Mileka

    New music from Sammie ft. Yung Joc, Flo Rida, Nicole Wray, NLT and more!!! Click my name (Mileka) to listen/download!!!

  • I can’t say….

    You ever eat too much of your favorite dish to the point where the thought of eating it again makes you feel sick? I have had a palate overload with Beyonce!!!

  • J

    @if she was dark skinned I bet you that a alot of these comments about how great she looks would be disappear.

    This is so true, I wish someone would photoshop her and her mama and see if they still FINE. NOt, they both look evil to me.

  • Shamzy

    MY HOMETOWN!!! Bey killed it at her show! I had floor tix and was basically face to face with her!! Pics dont do justice. When she does her tour in the States…ALL YALL MUST CHECK HER OUT!!!

  • http://none PrettyRosy

    beyonce is losing it. what a weirdo. i am so sick of all of her songs from her latest album. i still like Freakum Dress.

  • jasmine

    beyonce is the queen of our generation. she’s got it all.

  • Just Sayin

    I still say she look like she is tryin ta duck some Skeet Skeet.

    Look at her hand position, mouth position and backward movement.

    LMAO

  • mel

    BEYONCE LOOKS OLD AND HAGGARD IN THESE PICTURES PLUS OTHER STILLS IVE SEEN OF HER,SHE DOES NOT APPEAR TO BE ENJOYNG THIS CONCERT AT ALL ITS LIKE SHE IS ANGRY AN TRYING TO PROVE A POINT THAT IM STILL HERE,WHICH IS A SHAME HOPEFULLY AFTER THIS ROUND OF MEDIA OVERLOAD SHE WILL SIT HE FLAT AZZ DOWN

  • Valian Thor

    @WIFEY06

    “HER FAMILY ARE THE ENRON AND AIG OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY…”
    —————————————————-
    HAHA!!! That’s CLASSIC!!! Well said.

  • Valian Thor

    Beyonce isn’t weird, she’s just….trying waaaaaay toooo hard.But I can’t knock her hustle. I am weird…in a good way though.

    Woe…woe…woe…to Vincent VanGogh and Edgar Alan Poe tampering the very cracks of my weakly skull.

  • http://bossip Ms. Sanabria

    Holy Thundercat Tranny, Batman!

    I kid, I kid.
    ——————————
    OMG!!! LMAO- I am so done with you for that one, too funny!!!!

  • Ms Rita Babie

    BEYONCE AINT GOT NUTING TO DO 4 REAL, LIKE KERI SAID SHE CAN DANCE SHE SING BUT NEED TO MOVE IT TO DAH ….SHE NEED TO GO HAVE SOME BABIES LOL 4 REAL

  • hotmilfchocolate

    @ WIFEY06

    BEY HAS OFFICIALYY WHIGGED OUT AND HAS FALLEN OFFF… CRASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SHE NEVEER HAD TASTE!! SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN TACKY !!!
    ______________________________________________________

    i really do think it’s a texas ‘designing women’ mentality that she get’s from her mother.

    she’s too young to be wearing most of that matronly ‘tryin’ to be hip’ shiz.

  • THEM

    I’ll bet everynight those guys put on those yellow suits, they die, just a little in side.

  • THEM

    MAMA SAY,”GOT THAT LITTLE GIRL DANGLING AROUND ON A WIRE!”

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