first

TANK

TANK!!! Been loving that strong glass of guiness for the longest.

…..oh and either of them could get it….lol

idris all day!!!!

is this a trick question????!!! Idris of course

BOTH!!!

Tank! Remember his song “Slowly”? *sigh*

both at the same time lmao

IDRIS………..all day e’ry day!!!

I bet PETA wouldn’t step to Mary J and Patti.

How old is Melissa Ford 36, 37?

Both anytime!!!!

WHAT UP M.T.W. & FELLOW BOBBLEHEADZ!!!!!!!!!!

CONGRATS TO MS. FORD FOR NOT DOWNGRADING THE REDCARPET…YALL KNOW PETA DONT F_CK WITH M.J.B. AND MS. PATTY ABOUT THEM FURS…MARY WILL GO STRAIGHT 1993-WHATS THE 411 ON THAT ASS!!!

Idris…….I love that sexxy ass man……..Yummy!!!!!

Both preferably at the same time…

HEY DROCK!!!

hey anon3……what it do

STRINGER BELL DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDRIS COULD EVEN TAKE IF HE WANTED TOO. I WON’T PRESS CHARGES BABY.

I will have both all day all night….yumm

Only if I can have two dicks at the same time….oh wait…I can….In that case I choose both hot pieces of chocolate….

In this case I can’t pick one ova the other…

TRAYCEEEEEEE!!!

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drock-a-licious what’s up bobblehead

Dick Happy

Only if I can have two dicks at the same time….oh wait…I can….In that case I choose both hot pieces of chocolate….

In this case I can’t pick one ova the other…

BURIED AND IN THE GROUND, EFF JUST BEING DEAD,LMAO!!!!

Team Idris all the live long day.

RUBIE MAE WHATS YOUR A.K.A.??? 80???

Sorry luv, lol but that’s a decision I could not make!! Its ALL OR NOTHING!!! LMAO!!! Dayum they are two seriously hot MEN!!!

Oh & somebody correct me if I am wrong but doesn’t Chingy have like a new mixed tape or new album out or something? Not saying he should still be invited to schitt lol but that might explain it.

WHO WATCHED THE BEY EXP. LAST NIGHT??? I WAS TO BUSY DOWNING GREY GOOSE AND CRANBERRY JUICE @ MY OFFICE PARTY

DROCK,

WHATEVER YOU LIKE (COMING TO AMERICA), LMAO!!!

I’d hit Tank first and the Idris…Better yet put me in the middle of that manwich right there and it would be over. Bon Chica Wah Wah!

I came back in and everybody popped up…what’s up morning crew….I need to get myself some coffee and I’ll be back…Peta would catch a grade A beat down if they even looked at MJB and Miss Patti’s fur sideways…

MORNING BYTCHES iLL HIT BOTH Mon-Fridback to back on Sat and rest on Sunday lmao damn just give me them lmao

HELL LOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EITHER, BUT TANK TWICE…HEHEHE

MTW, STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN JOKES.

DROCKY !!! RUBIE MAE (& I’M PROUD TO SAY) IS USING THE NAME I GAVE HER….SEE’S THE BLOOGER FORMERLY KNOWN AS 80′S RUBIES.

mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFENeedsTankandIdris!

MORNING BYTCHES iLL HIT BOTH Mon-Fridback to back on Sat and rest on Sunday lmao damn just give me them lmao

I THANK YOU FOR JOING US CUZ THAT GRAVIE IS KILLING IT. I’M ON THE FLOOR DYING. GOOD MORNING, LOL.

504, LOL.

MORNING BYTCHES

^^^^^^ SEE, THIS IS THE WAY TO SAY GOOD MORNING HEIFERS TAKE NOTE…..

504, IMMA LAUGH @ ALL MY JOKES, SO GO SIT ON A BOX OF HOT THUMB TACKS….AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHH LMAO, LMMFAO, LMSSAO, ROFLMBAO ETC………

TANK ALL DAY, EVERYDAY!!!!!!! i love tank

WHY IS BRITNEY’S LITTLE SISTER PREGGERS? NO ONE WILL ANSWER ME DAMN IT, LOL.

BRB BACK, GOING TO GET SOME EAT EAT, LOL.

WHY IS BRITNEY’S LITTLE SISTER PREGGERS? NO ONE WILL ANSWER ME DAMN IT, LOL.

^^^^^^ CAUSE THE CONDOM BROKE????

Idris of course.

Good Morning to all!

I am excusing myself before any body has something to say.

I like to have them Both….(ok the pg-13 version)

WHY IS BRITNEY’S LITTLE SISTER PREGGERS? NO ONE WILL ANSWER ME DAMN IT, LOL.

^^^^^^ CAUSE HE LIED AND TOLD HER HE WAS GON’ PULL OUT??????

britneys sister is preggers b/c she has a live in boy friend and wasn’t on the pill!

WHAT UP 5 TO THE 0 TO THE 4….

AY RUBAY…AY RUBAY….IM IN DA CLUB HOLLIN AY RUBAY….AY RUBAY…..

anonymous3…i called that point out on the Patti post…LMAO 4 calling.AND WILL THE REAL MJB PLEASE STAND UP

britneys sister is preggers b/c she has a live in boy friend and wasn’t on the pill!

^^^^^ LMAO A LIVE IN MAN @ 16??????

I GUESS BRIT BRITS MOMS “PARENTING BOOK” WILL BE UMMMMM PUSH BACK…

TANK!

In two words Idris Elba.

ohhhh this is where the party is?? WHO GOT THE DRINKS??

*on topic* – why I can have both?? lol

Morning err body

MORNING BMAMA….

Dang, this is a toughy. I’d want Tank to sing to me while letting him hit it and Idris to just frackin’ talk. That man’s accent drives me wild. Ah hell this is too hard…I’m going to have to lose my spiritualessnessness and engage in a little menege three.

BAM MAMA!!!!! THEY NEED TO SEND MAMA LYNN SPEARS ASS TO PARENTING CLASSES!!!!

Tank looks better!!!He seems to have a personal account at a millionaire&celebrity dating club Meet Rich Dcom with his pictures and blog. He is so popular there. I hope I were him, thus I can date those hot girls there…LOL

me that’s who

MORNING BYTCHES

^^^^^^ SEE, THIS IS THE WAY TO SAY GOOD MORNING HEIFERS TAKE NOTE…..

504, IMMA LAUGH @ ALL MY JOKES, SO GO SIT ON A BOX OF HOT THUMB TACKS….AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHH LMAO, LMMFAO, LMSSAO, ROFLMBAO ETC………

^^^^

YOUR SUCH AN EFF’IN DOUCHE BAG LOL

BAM !!!! LOOK WHO STEPPED IN THE ROOM….

YEAH WHY MOMMA SPEARS RAISED SOME FAST ASS DAUGHTERS ??? I KNOW WHEN SHE GOES TO BED AT NIGHT, SHE SAYS “WHERE DID I GO WRONG? WHY ARE THEM DAMN CHIL’REN PROVING TO EVERYONE THAT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE TRAILER PARK OUT THE GIRL?”

Both…..repeatedly.

LMFAO @ 2 dicks at one time. You can always go for a threesome DICK HAPPY, there are many men that would like that kind of thing loll…

*gasp*

ppl still use that phrase “douche bag”

*giggles @ 504*…..no homo

good morning…

me that’s who

DROCK

Rubie Mae and the rest of the morning crew!!!

Tank, all day- I’m not sure why ppl find Idris so fine, he just don’t do it for me…

Mary, Patti…[Dave]How many chinchillas must die for you to be fly? [/Chappelle]

FAW!!!!!

HI!

Good mornting everyone (madea voice) I’ll take both for $5000 Alex.

SLOWLY!!!!!

TANK!!!!

he could get it any day of the week.

FAW AW AW AW AW AW LY !!!

TRAY AY AY AY AY AY CEE !!!

ANONYMOUSLY3

Good point to who ever said it about PETA not effing with the black folks about their furs and such. I wonder why that is? When the photogs don’t eff with the black celebs the same way they eff with the white folks especially the white women.

Who you calling a scallywag…TOE LICKER!!! LMAO

HIYA Tray!!!

ANDY !!!

Why everyone putting the blame on Momma Spears? Both them hussies got a daddy!!!

YOUR SUCH AN EFF’IN DOUCHE BAG LOL

^^^^^^ lmao what we yt boys now?????? you eff’in cocksucker…..

I was sitting here thinking of the fight that would break out between Mary, Patti and the unfortunate Peta rep…you guys remember the cartoons where there would be a fight but it would be like a cloud a smoke and all you would see was a foot, a hand a fist…that’s how imagine that beat down…fur, and wigs flying and the Peta rep crying “help”, “help”!!!

HELLO AND…

Peta them don’t miss with us like that CAUSE they KNOW! we got Pookie and em on speed dial!!!

In reference to the spears’

I don’t think it’s their moms or pops fault. Everybody do some ish they not supposed to regardless of how they grew up. They are making their own decisions… good or bad.

Bahama Mama

HELLO AND…

Peta them don’t miss with us like that CAUSE they KNOW! we got Pookie and em on speed dial!!!

Wassssup bmama!!! I was thinking the same thing. That’s a damn shame the white folks are still scared of us tsk, tsk, tsk…damn right!!

Come on now Tray.

How are not gonna blame momma spears?? She the woman, she should be teaching them how to act like ladies….INSTEAD we get cooch shoots…NOT COOL!

I thought the young Spears sister was the sane one….if she is pregnant let’s hope that she can keep it together

504!!!O-K-A-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y EH EH EH

BMAMA GOT MY DAUGHTER BEGGIN TO GO TO THE BAHAMAS

TRA_B_C_D_E_F_G

MTWho goes there

80MUTHA FUGGIN BUCKS LEFT

CHAAHH LAWW!

no doubt – Tank too bad his career never took off – he is eye candy

tank

Wassssup bmama!!! I was thinking the same thing. That’s a damn shame the white folks are still scared of us tsk, tsk, tsk…damn right

^^

LOL…DAMN SKIPPY…lol

They say Idris have a small pee pee….SO I’m going have to go with Tank but Idris is fine as hell………

Come on down FAW!! (no homo)

The bahamas WOULD love to have you!!! UR FAN-TAS-TA-RASTIC….lol

ME THAT’S WHOOP THERE IT IS!!!!…LOL

——————————————-

BMAMA YOU SERIOUSLY GOT MY HUBBY CALLING ME FAN-TAS-TA-RASTIC ALL THE TIME…LMAO

Both at the sametime… lol…

I like them both but iff i had to chose, damn Idris baby…sexiest black man

BOTH of them. at the same time. a few times.

First…..Bmama got me beggin to go to the Bahamas, too!

Second……..why does my name have to revolve around the alphabet???

Idris!!!! but wait, maybe both…hhhmmmmmm

LMAO at the chick that said “at the same time”! I hear you girl!

ME THAT’S WHOOP THERE IT IS!!!!…LOL

^^^^^^^ PERFECT…..!!!

FAW,

Hows your old ass doing? You know wine is only fine when it has been aged. LOL j/p – When does your ass sleep???

sips on a bottle of grey goose getting nice and toasty in the office( blurred vision) trying to focus ..cant see commentss… im posting why is my p##%y masturbating lmao

I am loving Tank and Idriss. I would hit ‘em BOTH!

I D R I S!!!!

well, maybe both.

mrssexcee i swear is related to shot or P3……lmao talking bout why is my p***y masturbating…..lmao

WHOA, mrssexcc1thatkeepschanginghernamemorethanme.

Whats good, where you been? I see your ass is drinking early today.

@mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFENeedsTankandIdris!

Your pic and lacyd pic cracks me up e’ry dayum time I see it. Thanks for that.

On the topic of Jamie Spears being pregnant.

I agree with Bahmama Mama, someone is to blame and the mom is the one you see with them all the time.

Oh yeah, M. Ford does look bloated but I didn’t want to comment because I have my days and usually she is on point with that tiny waist and the booty.

I’m not gay but I’d hit that.

Ms. Lovely

MICKIT..IMMA WHOOP YOUR ASS!!!LOL OLD ??

YOU AINT OLD TILL YOUR WHEELS FELL OFF…ALL MY PARTS ARE WEL OILED….WELL, WELL OILED,,PLUS I HAVE THE OIL OF OLAY LOOK..LOL

——————————————

TRACYEEE B IN THE PLACE TO BE…HAHA…HOW YA LIKE THAT

————————————

ME THAT’S WHOOP THERE IT IS!!!!…IS YOUR NEW NAME..I CROWN YOU NOW GRASSHOPPER!!

LMAO AT ME THATS WHO Mickit I got to the massa cracking that whip hard today. And Im glad to entertain you today yes ( does the jig with a top hat)

BOTH… AT THE SAME TIME!!!

The bahamas is where it is!

Not don’t expect to come here with no money though… it’s kinda expensive…lmao

hi-lo mickit mack…no homo

IM DOING WELL JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE WATER MAKING A WAY WHY I CAN , TEMPORARY LAY OFFS GOOD TIMES LOL OH SOWWY THOU U WAS DA MASSA

mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

IM DOING WELL JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE WATER MAKING A WAY WHY I CAN , TEMPORARY LAY OFFS GOOD TIMES LOL OH SOWWY THOU U WAS DA MASSA

LMAO @^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK TANK….DAMN I LOVE ME SOME TANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrssec1thatkeepsthemassacrackingthatwhip,

pls do you, I actually need it today. Becareful with that jig and top hat bit, you know

Unkle Kracka(nut)Barrel would love for you to entertain is Unkle Tom ass self.

OH I SOWWY BOSS LADY ILL KEEP THE JIG UNTIL LATER ON LMAO . LMAO @ AND

HELL-LOW Mama DOT!. Hows it goin?

@Mickit

Uncle Kracka was in here yesterday on one of these blogs lust after somebody. I almost commented about him being a N*gger Lover but I don’t want to encourage him.

i need some vittles

both of them…lol

you mean kat nip!

AND. . . I find when you encourage him, be backs off

*he*

LMAO LMAO NO I DONT WANT NO DAMN CATNIP GIVE ME A BOTTLE OF OLD E AND REMY MARTIN

I’M BACK.

IM DOING WELL JUST TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD ABOVE WATER MAKING A WAY WHY I CAN , TEMPORARY LAY OFFS GOOD TIMES LOL OH SOWWY THOU U WAS DA MASSA

DEAD

lol mickit

(SPINS IN CHAIR) HOPE DA MASSA DON SEE ME I SHO DON WAN GE IN TROU IN TROUB YALLS KNOW WHA I MEEN

I see that MJB, is a no show for day shift. Musta been all that partin she did last nite. That HO didnt even bother to invite us. Aint that some ish!

RUBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI!

I cant stand Tank,or all of his “sorry i cheated songs” plus he’s a little too pretty4 my taste, soooo maybe i guess sort of kind od Idris….yeah he is kinda cute!he look like he could go all night!!! lol

ps why is Melissa Ford lookin like such an old bag????maybe it’s just me

OK, I know it is early, but have we already reached 100+ comments???

I cant stand Tank,or all of his “sorry i cheated songs” plus he’s a little too pretty4 my taste, soooo maybe i guess sort of kind of Idris….yeah he is kinda cute!he look like he could go all night!!! lol

ps why is Melissa Ford lookin like such an old bag????maybe it’s just me

I wouldnt have entered this article if it wasnt for the like 50000 posts already posted

HUBBY!!!

LOL – what did u bring me back??

wife – season 3 of boondocks on dvd

aint it even out yet! ya hubby got you!

AWESOME!!

cause i might have caught maybe one episode this season…i sleep to damn much..lol

both at the same time!!! ok.k.k. yes siiiirrrr!!

ok wife, this article is too gay for my taste lol…im’a move to the prince article

How come when you two start tyoing everrrrr.by.d.e stops!?!

Note to Mary J. Blige:

It’s okay to wear fur sometime (I’m feeling ya) but you–Aretha, too–may be going a little over the top with a different fur coat for every day of the week. I know yall aint scared of PETA, but maybe a little discression (sp) is in order.

Don’t Mary’s face look puffy. Wasn’t she all slim on the cover of a magazine last week…?

last comment was @ mickit

i dont want to be caught in their web of lust thats why

correction: mickizzle

LMAO…okay

TANK who???? Child please IDRIS all the way. Toooo fine and Lord help when he’s speaking with the Brit accent.

BIGNIC47 HAHAHAHA IM AT WORK I DO HAVE A J-O-B . I DO HAVE A 9 TO 5 . I DONT WORK AT MCDONALDS, I DO HAVE A 401K, I DO HAVE STOCK ,I DO HAVE BENEFITS LOL,WHAT THE HELL R U DOING IN HERE U PROBABLY DONT WORK BECAUSE WHY COMPLAIN GO TO OPRAHS WEBSITE AND DISCUSS BOOKS IN HER BOOKCLUB . IM AT WORK TAKING A BREAK FROM WORK LOL SO HUSH CHILE

Why cant people {bignic37} mind they jounts??

He is on herrrr wit us. . . does that mean that he doesnt has a job, or that he doesnt have a job that can afford him the time to blogg. Or is he just at HATER!!!!!!

I’d hit them both! First Idris then Tank then Idris again then Tank. Then I’d sleep for a few hours and start the rotation all over again. And if they wanted to hit each other I wouldn’t mind getting an eyefull of that shizz either! Oh damn. Was that too much information? Pardon me…

Smooches,

Glamour Diva

YEAH BIGNIC SHOULD SHUT HIS BIG MOUTH WE ALL HAVE JOBS HE IS JUST MAD HE TOOK THE FRIES OFF TOO FAST AND GOT FIRED TODAY LAMO

bignic47

CLEARLY you people don’t have REALL jobs…..or any jobs at all for that matter!

^^^^

AND YOU’RE HERE BECAUSE…….

Both!!! OMG I loooove me some chocolate men!

@ bignic47

We all are welfare moms and dads sittin on our arses, with high speed internet access and top of the line computers systems.Lets not forget, electric. . paid, heat. . paid and a fridge full of food. Paid for all on our hard working employeed ass. YEAH THATS ALL US!!!

Doesn’t Patti still look good?

I love me some Idris Elba. Tasty

LMAO @ MICKIT WE EVEN HAVE TOP HATS ,DOING THE JIG WITH WHITE GLOVES ON AND A CANE

BIGNIC47,

lets take the time to explore your name. . .

Is the “BIG” cause you are lacking in another department??

Is “nic” short for Nichols- are you a white boy? Or are you truly a 47 year old man tryna fit in wit out call yo-self a NICCA????

Is the 47 because you are older that fine ASS wine? (luv ya FAW – no homo)- Or do you really believe that 40 is the new 20 and you tryna recapture your youth, thinking you is 27.

gotta go with idris.

but tank, too. he seems like he’d be a freaky lay … LOL.

and it should have said *his hard working ass* not ours. {mental note- start proof reading}

LMAO @ 504!!!

Ildris all day and night, in fact the whole summer season…d@mn I’m moist now thinking about it. lol

BIGNIC47 SAID: CLEARLY you people don’t have REALL jobs…..or any jobs at all for that matter!

BUT YET YOU’RE HERE WITH US…..

FINE AS DUSTY..OPPS

FAW!!!!!!

It would definitely have to be Idris as the entree, Tank as the appetizer;)

MAN CANDY MAN CANDY

UMMMMM BOTH!!!!!!! (AT THE SAME TIME…PLEASE) THANKS!

*crashes into thread LOOKING for one of these tricks to be anywhere near her man IDRIS*

Hello ALL! Now, who wants to be cut first????!!!!! STEP AWAY from Idris!!! NOW!!!!

(STEPS TO WESSIIIIDE AND SAYS) YOU DON’T SKEER ME !!

(TAKES ANOTHER LOOK AT HER GRAAVY AND SAYS) DAMN TURRITS !!! ACTING UP AGAIN !!

Mahogany, I don’t know what you can imagine doing with his knuckle but you gave me a good laugh.

WESSIDE you good, you only got one person to cut. . . . Bree! Yea I sold you out, but I dont know you either!

LMMFAO @ 504!! u silly

WESSIDE!!! (throws up W’s)

My God…..IDRIS ALL DAY EVERYDAY **whew**

808080808080808080808080808!!!!!!

RUBIE MAE!!

WHOA NA GIRL!!..LOL

Ok you gotta cut 504 as well, CYBER FIGHT, CYBER FIGHT!!! Im takin c-note bets only.

Um can we have a 3some? Just playing Tank but they are both fine as hell.

Ok, odds WERE in Wesside favor, but more and more are jumping on the badwagon. Bets on hold {until we here wesside plan of attack}

WeSSide Eviscer8r

*crashes into thread LOOKING for one of these tricks to be anywhere near her man IDRIS*

Hello ALL! Now, who wants to be cut first????!!!!! STEP AWAY from Idris!!! NOW!!!!

ROTFLMAO@^^^^^^^^^^^^

*hear*

Mickit

i don’t know WHO to bet on…That finger 504 got looks like it can do some damage but them teef Wesside got they be looking sharp! Wesside do u sharpen them sucka’s?

504!!!! nuff!

u heard what i said!! get over there in the tank line!!

B’MAMA!!! NUFF!! *sharpening teeth w/shank*

FAW!!!SHUT IT DOWN b4 U even START IT UP!!

get over in that tank line…i want no competitions for my man’s affections!

LOL @ Ms. Lovely

Tank.. but only b/c he can sing!!

Weeside, is talkin more than being bout it bout it. Odds not in Wesside favor {quietly refunding money}

Tank on Monday, Wednesday, & Friday. Idris on Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, & Saturday, cause I like em dark.

BUT WAIT!!! Wesside is sharpening instruments of destructions and mayhem. Could this have been her plan all along, is she the true “scary monster” she portrays to be? Or is this a bluff. . . .

Wesside-

ur man is FINE! we was just appreciate’n his FINE-NESS…

*eyeing that shank she got*

*does secret bird call to 504 and FAW(who-di-who!! – on three i’ll go for the shank and you knock her out from behind…ready? break!8

MICKIT…RUBIE (WTF??!! ur avi might be attractive to tank but i know my Idris don’t want none of that!), stay on <<<< that side of the thread…over there with Tank!!! My avi bites and it hurts!!!!

BOTH! Tank in the morning, Idris at night!

Idris is thee finest thing in hollywood right now.

don’t get it twisted

IDRIS!

There’s absolutely NO comparison!

NONE.

Idris is hot.

Wesside is on the attack, but Bmama has a plan – I dont know which way to turn, EFF IT!! I takin bets no less than $100. odds are 3 to 1- {but in whos favor}

lol @ secret bird call…I HEARD THAT!!!

ok Mickit..u wanna test a sista in love…i bet not c nare 1 of y’all on this>>>side of this thread when i come back! *feeling the pressure of cyber bluffing* *starting to sweat in box area*

AHH( WIPES MOUTH OF PIZZA CRUST ) HMM WHATS GOING ON IN HERE ARE WE HAVING A WRASTLING MATCH IN HURR

no problems in here mrssex…

*looking all sneaky & sh*t*

uh…everyone is waiting for u over there in the tank line…that’s all! go ‘head *gently pushing mrssexcee* over <<<<that way!

I’ll take Idris but if he start trippin then Tank will right behind him

MRS WESSIDE LAY OF THE DAMN CRACK IF I WANT IDRIS IM GOING TO HAVE HIM ON SATURDAY, A LEAP YEAR , ON CRAIG AND NEM BIRFDAY. I MIGHT EVEN HAVE A PYRAMID GOING ON WITH THEM ( SLOWLY PULLS OUT AKA 47 AND RAZOR FROM UNDER TONGUE )TRY ME BYTCH JUST TRY ME LMAO LMAO

Both- alternating ever other day ha

BOTH!!

LOL MISSY…ILL ALTERNATE WITH U.

(TIES SCARF ON HEAD, PUTS BANDANA AROUND MY MOUF AND PUTS VASALINE ON FACE WITH AKA 47 AND RAZOR READY TO PUT IN SOME WORK

WeSSide Eviscer8r

504!!!! nuff!

u heard what i said!! get over there in the tank line!!

^^^^

DAMN I SAID THAT WAS MY TURRITS KICKING IN….GEEZ LAWEEZ….BUT I’LL BE HAPPY TO MOVE IN THE TANK LINE (SKIPPING ALL THE HEFFAS IN THE TANK LINE CAUSE I’M SHORT & THEY CAN’T REALLY SEE ME PLUS I’M MOTIONING TO IDRIS TO CALL ME…ALL WHILE WESSY ‘S BACK IS TURNED)

While my first thought was both, if I had to choose it would be Idris.

Idris all day all night, his ass would have trouble staying awake. damn I would ware his fine ass out!!!!!!

*sneaking a peek in thread..side eyein 504 and mrssex…*

*takes off earrings and shoes*

*eyes mrssex aka*

*backs back out thread*

*thinks to self* webster doesn’t look so bad afterall…they say, once u put ‘em on ur lap, u never go back…

@ Nubian!!!

not u too, Nubian!!! *starts crying* WHY Y’ALL WON”T LEAVE MY MAN ALONE???!!!!!!!

(THINKS TO SELF) SELF, MAYBE WESSIE NEEDS TO GIVE THE EFF UP CAUSE US WEMENS OUT – NUMBER HER GRAAVY’S TEEFS !

SELF : 504, I TINKS YA RIGHT, NOW GO READ A BOOK.

BOTH!! MM, MM, MMMMMMM!!!!

side eyes ms wesside throws on the timbs just in case something pops off lmao

IDRIS ALL DAY!!

Menage all the way baby!!!(they’d bring out my inner hoe)

reow

Idris! hands down!

Both! alternating nights (that is if i were like that).

calling tank calling idris

@hey

Who is your gravatar?

I want them both just me in the middle…lol

OMG! This is so hard! I will give it to Idris!

Idris then Ta nk

Both, but more so Idris cause Tank is a lil nutty. “Grab yo neck until you let me know…chase you down the street”. Yeah, but some ppl do like that rough sex….

Both, all day…all night…just not at the same time! Scandal and disease!

IDRIS ELBA all the way! His sexiness brings water to my eyes. I watched him make love to a sax and a piano in ‘This Christmas’ and my goodness, if that is how he is in bed….mmm.

@Anonymous

“I was sitting here thinking of the fight that would break out between Mary, Patti and the unfortunate Peta rep…you guys remember the cartoons where there would be a fight but it would be like a cloud a smoke and all you would see was a foot, a hand a fist…that’s how imagine that beat down…fur, and wigs flying and the Peta rep crying “help”, “help”!!!”

D…E…A…D…no really, i’m literally in tears!!!!

TANK IZ A BANGER!!!WIT HIZ TIGHT AZZ EYEZ!!!

TANK!!!!!!! Without a doubt.

Iris all day, everyday, and whenever he wants. Tank is so not cute. Why is he even offered as a choice?

Idris & I can’t come to the phone right now. Please leave a message at the tone…BEEP

BOTH! This is the one time you will see me request two…eh hem…

Idris could hit this all damned day long and 3x’s on Sunday. Damn! THat Mutha is Fine!!!

IDRIS IDRIS IDRIS IDRIS… get my point?

Tank is a good looking guy but I don’t find him attractive at all. No vibe there.

Idris morning, noon and night.

ill hit them both twice!!

Idris all day and Idris all night!!!!!!!

I’m going with Tank. He’s so sexay…*gazes into the distance with thoughts of Tank bearing my children*

Tank: No. There’s something corny about him.

Idris: H*ll yeah. I would finish and call my boyfriend up and tell him. LOL!

Duh–Idris of course!!

Idris Elba. All daaaaay♥

BOTH of them. They fine as all hell

Idris!!!!!!!!!

I wanna ride that **** so bad. mmmm

oops Excuse me

@ Black Barbie dec 19…6:39…

WHO R U??? HOW DO U KNOW WHAT’s ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE????

LOL. good one.

idris, nothing like a fine blk man in the morning!!!!!!!!!!

Big Driis all day…

I would have say both of them FINE ASS MEN! Tank as the beginer to get things popin..Then Idris to set it off.

They both look damned good so it ain’t fair to choose.

I WANT BOTH…MARY’S ALBUM IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both–and at the same time!

Idris all day long!