“I think these bishes trying to set me up…”
A young, wealthy, and notably flashy New York man sought to live out a few fantasies after leaving Tao in Manhattan with two women he met at the restaurant bar the other night…and awoke short around $30,000 in cash and valuables the following afternoon.
A wealthy Manhattan man thought he was living the dream when he brought home two gorgeous women from Tao.
When they got to his Gramercy Park pad, his sexy dates ripped off their clothes and took a shower together — fueling his fantasy.
Then the girls fixed him a stiff drink, and that’s when the lights went out.
Twelve hours later, Michael Curreri woke up in a daze to find the women — and his valuables — long gone.
Curreri, 23, a former United Nations intern who posts flashy photos of himself on social media, met the sneaky vixens during a wild Saturday night at the East 58th Street hot spot, law-enforcement sources said.
They got to his apartment on East 19th Street near Third Avenue around 1 a.m.
Curreri told cops he remembers having a drink, and the next thing he knew, it was 1 p.m. and he had been robbed blind, police sources said.
His apartment was torn apart and his $10,000 Rolex watch, Mac laptop and $10,600 in cash were gone, the sources said.
The come-hither crooks also made off with his $2,000 passport holder, his iPhone and a pair of $800 sunglasses.
They even swiped an iPhone belonging to his brother, William, who was in the apartment and slept through the whole thing, cops said.
When a rich ninja want you…take his money and valuables. Cold world.