Alien Swag

Posted on December 19th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: News, Uncategorized

Posted by Bossip Staff

Jack Mass 1

Designer Jack Mass brought his Alien Nation game to Bryan Michael Cox’s 30th birthday party last night in NYC. We know we tease Selita Ebanks, but damn, ‘ol boy puts the “mass” in massive dome for real (no pun intended).

Jack Mass 2

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    WTH!!!

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    WHO LET THERE FATHER IN HERE , CAN SOMEBODY TELL ET HIS 15MINS BEEN UP SINCE THE LATE 80S SMH

  • Ms. Lovely

    oh my.

    Ms. Lovely

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    It doesn’t help that his head is lighter than his face. He should have taken off his hat while in the sun and he should have worn a hat to that even. His jacket is hot though.

  • marv

    why does his face looks dirty have heard of face wash.

  • http://WWW.YAHOO.COM Redd

    He’s 1 ugly man DAMN!!!!! I thought this was a holloween pix!!! Yikesssss!!!! lmao

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    did they replace the guys real head with a bobblehead just pondering?

  • Soul Cry

    …not even going to comment….

  • Kdogg

    I know he used to get that fivehead smacked back in school. That T-shirt must button up in the back because there is no way he pulled that over his head.

  • Moreaces

    YIIIIIKKKKSSS

  • justmoi

    @ Kdogg

    I’m thinking that’s a certified 10-head, lol.

  • Bahama Mama

    *spits out double stuff oreo at sight of pic*

    *lets out a profanity*

    What in the futurama hell?

  • Kdogg

    I’m sure he used to get charged twice for haircuts.

  • FITTED

    thats a super dome and i aint talkin bout the stadium

  • Bahama Mama

    LMAO @ kdogg…they gotta use the “special” razor on his a$$

  • Bahama Mama

    HOW do u give birth to that size head?

  • Kel

    OMG! You are killin me over here Kdogg!! LMAO!!

  • Kel

    someone get that man a shunt!!

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    he got that MEAAAAN BOBBLEHEAD GAME

  • Kdogg

    We shouldnt be making fun of this guy, he cant help it. He may have a tumor or something. Maybe its just a bad angle. Or maybe not, that shadow of his head is so large compared to that the other guys shadow.

  • mo’ree

    dome sweet dome…and it’s got the nerve to be ashy/dull smh

  • Dawalla

    DAYUM

  • me that’s who

    can you imagine what the hell is momma had to go thru to birht his ass, man i hope she had a c-section……..

  • Just Sit And Be Pretty

    ROFLMAO @ headline…

  • http://myspace.com/taddie20 TaShA

    omg!! that doesn’t even look real…lmfao

  • Cburg

    Okay, did anyone notice the shadow his huge azz head casts on the wall behind him. That is what was so funny to me.

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    ITS AN ECLIPSE ITS AN ECLIPSE HAY DIOS ! SAVE YOURSELF PORFAVOR

  • justme

    inn the voice of flavor flav”WOWWW”

  • AND…

    DAYUM!! My heart skipped a beat when I saw this.

  • bree

    ROTFLMFAO! THE SHADOW/ECLIPSE, HAVE YOU SEEN IT? ALIEN SWAG FOR REAL! ROFLMFAO!

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please
  • Kdogg

    I hope he is courteous enough to sit on the floor or in the back row at the movies. I also hope he lets someone else tie his shoes for him. If not, I hope he has good medical and homeowners insurance.

  • mo’ree

    ROTFL@BALLS DEEP

    i might need him to do my taxes when he’s done with your DVD player…

  • Oh F@ck That!!!

    He looks like something I used to believe lived under my bed and in my closets when the light went out when I was a little girl.

    His head give me the heeby geebies!!!!

  • Kdogg

    ^^^^^^

    Taxes??? You’re right.

    I think he works for H&R Blockhead! :lol:

  • Kdogg

    Well let me stop.

    I had fun while it lasted.

    It’s always nice to be able to make fun of someone “else’s” big head.

  • Happy 2 B Nappy

    OMG! That was scary as hell.

  • Smartie

    Any reason why Neo isn’t seen here posing next to his gay daddy ?

  • piercdbruh

    LMAO @ Kdogg. I thought I had heard every big head joke. A button on the back of his T-shirt??? LOL

  • bertie

    this dude is so damn ugly he gots to be Jamaican becuz them some ugly ass people!! I wish to God they would keep their ugly asses on that island.

  • http://myspace.com/taddie20 TaShA

    “I hope he is courteous enough to sit on the floor or in the back row at the movies. I also hope he lets someone else tie his shoes for him. If not, I hope he has good medical and homeowners insurance”

    Kdogg

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    LMFAO!!! u r stupid 4 that one!! that was funny!

  • Peewee

    Why are Jamaicans so damn ugly!!

  • Sticky

    I have never been so scared in my life! I feel I wanna go home and climb under my blankets, he can’t get me there!

  • 504okaay

    WHO IN THE WASHINGTON REDSKINS IS THIS FOOL ?

  • up2nogood

    He should not leave the house without a hat to help camouflage that thang.

  • anonymous

    What’s all the fuss about? He looks like the average ugly black man to me

  • SHAZZBOT THE DOMEPEECE

    NA NOO NA NOO MORK CALLING AUSTIN COME IN AUSTIN MMBLIPUBERK… THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE MUST DESTROY GOSSIP REGULATORS …NOT MUCH TIME LEFT SHAZBOT

  • NAIS

    Akon?? is that u??

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Dudes head is so big when he sleeps he dont have dreams he has movies

  • Nikko

    OMG! He must scare little children and old people everywhere he goes! Can you imagine giving birth to something like that? It’s one thing to feel that head coming out, but then to see what it looks like??? OMG!!!

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    I FEEL SORRY FOR THE GIRL THAT GETS HEAD GAME FROM HIM HE MIGHT DISLOCATE HER VAGINA

  • WOW

    Damn, he got a big ass astrodome head. You could map out the solar system on his big ass head. His momma musta had a C-section for real.

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @ WOW

    His momma didnt have no c section she had a alphabet section

  • NubianGoddez

    Bomboclatt dat a real alien fi tru!!! damn they live!!!!

  • Licia

    Damn! I mean damn! That head alone is like a vertical 18 inches….

  • MellowYellow

    He scared the hell out of me I’m about to cry. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.theblackactor.com/ Baby Please

    Er, Bryan Michael Cox

    who dat eais?

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  • NEW ORLEANS 17WARD

    LMAO at balls deep lol yall krazy is that a real pic or is he from another planet???????

  • Pole Chic

    I wonder if his other head is just as big .. err.. shiny? :) his mama was probably just lazy, didn’t want to push him out .. they had to go on and use those silver forceps and attack that skull out .. dayum!! ladies, don’t be lazy, when the doctor says push, you hoes better make it good .. don’t let the head get stuck!

  • 4RealTho

    DAYUM!

  • tompat

    He looking like Rich Boy daddy!!

  • rampage

    I bet you they used to call him CITYHEAD growing up!!

  • BowWow likes Brazilian Men

    Bahama Mama

    “*spits out double stuff oreo at sight of pic*

    *lets out a profanity*

    What in the futurama hell?”

    That was hilarious!!!!!!!

  • BowWow likes Brazilian Men

    “I am not a human i am something else!” said the alien.

  • ESL

    Ha,ha,ha,ha…y’all are soooo funny…ha,ha,ha,wooo…ha,ha,ha…can’t stop ha,ha,ha,…laughing…ha,ha,ha…

  • http://www.thegoddess.blog-city.com The Goddess

    That Poor Poor man. *smh*

  • Narcotics Anonymous

    excuse the caps

  • IMO

    For real…I thought this was a joke. Is that a real head? Maybe it’s swollen…coulda bumped it on something. He needs a bang.

  • mrssexcee1RepNYC4LYFEHIDESFROMMASSA!

    bobble head bobble head

  • Phenomenally,Me

    Oh wow. WTF!

  • Moi

    nanu nanu. I come in peace.

  • lalalatina

    His mama’s C-section probably started at her tonsils. I don’t know how much dough he makes, but he better clean out Tiffany for mama every year.

  • NYstate

    LOL@Rampage!! I just thought of what you said!! They called my boy “Cityhead”!!! LMAO!!!!! Yall aint right!!

  • lala

    @ Kdogg…thanx i just had an outburst at uni in the library! ppl must think im crazy

  • Delta Diva

    Don’t he look liek Gollam from Lord of the Rings….lmao

  • MrsSexceE1andOnly Get into Her

    hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @ delta diva

  • http://myspace.com/taddie20 TaShA

    “For real…I thought this was a joke. Is that a real head? Maybe it’s swollen…coulda bumped it on something. He needs a bang.”

    IMO

    ^^^^^^^^^^

    LMFAO @ u saying he needs a bang!!!

  • BOOYAH

    Maybe he has a tumor!!

  • Jerzey

    That’s Mr. Met!!!

  • NAILAH

    ye he definitely looks lyk he has a tumor or sumthing growing up in dat dome! ..damn!

  • Dog neck

    nope, no tumor, that’s all his .. he BEST be smart with all that extra brain!! but i’m with polechic, moms was for sure lazy!

  • feefee

    @Yvonne OMG!!! U MADE ME SPIT MY PEPSI ALL OVER MY COMPUTER U CRAAAAAAZZZYYYY LMAO!!!

  • Brixton Banda

    hahaha .. my friends and i actually met him at the opening of a boutique in London and to say he’s cocky would be putting it mildly!! he is about the most arrogant, cocky, snobbish men you will ever meet! and here’s the catch, all the pretty [not just semi pretty, but really pretty] black and white and everything in between girls were all over him!! so, i don’t know what to say except that that head must not get in the way when it’s time for sweet romance! :) he’s a fun drunk too .. but yeah, that dome is not for a child .. i’m surprised this is the only time americans are hearing about him .. he’s something like a legend elsewhere .. who knew

  • missj

    The girl in the whites exspression is priceless. You know she is thinking “damn that brother got a big ass head”!

    I am laughing so hard at the comments I can hardly breathe.

  • Amber

    LOL as tall as his head is he should be extra smart or something?? or maybe not. His head bigger then his body his head bigger then the other dude head. Bless his heart i know he has back pains shoulder pains legs pains feet pains. But he stands so good like it not heavey to him (How in the world does he do it!)…That head was made for him. LOL

  • http://sexandthesushi.blogspot.com/ Glamour Diva

    Daaaaammmmmmmn! I just…I…what…Oooooo LAWD! I just have to keep reminding myself that he’s a child of God too…

  • Reformed GammaRay

    and I mean he posed up like he somebody cute too look’n like Pumpk’n Head, him and that rich boy I swears..lol

  • Reformed GammaRay

    Mahogany! Happy Holidays!

  • Dalia

    Well, uh, if I can’t say something nice…

  • yes

    how do u say no pun intended after u already told the joke…smh

  • Jerzey

    Introducing

    The Black Max Headroom!!!

  • http://blackwiz.biz tiray

    Ole boy gotta big brain..Ain’t he the cat the was on that Rod Serling’s show? that episode: TO SERVE MAN?

    LOL@ alien game…..too funny

    think

    http://www.blackwiz.biz

  • Incognita

    My mama always told me to seek out a head strong brotha

  • Malik Mendez

    Ya’ll aint right. The man clearly was born that way. He can’t do anything about the size of his head. Now you fat ass baby mommas, on the other hand,….ya’ll can stop eating pork rines and fatback sandwiches!

  • ficay

    he is a nice guy,he is so talented.he is so handsome. He is the sexiest middlefielder of the world. He was said to appeared on the luxury club of Tom’s friend “WealthyKiss.com”, just for millionaire&celebrities. Though he is not a playboy, but i think the hot girls on that site should want to date this cute guy so much.

  • Pissed Off in New York

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • luvgossip

    He reminds of that dancing skeleton on those online mortgage ads.

  • disbelief

    hahahahaah, n*%$a looks like, yellow bastard in sin city

  • http://deleted cora586974

    oh, he scared me a lot. he seems a little bit strange. do u think so. maybe we can have a chat about him on my blog sugarlandy.blogspot.com. i am there waiting for u.

  • aqueenwaits

    i’ll bet when he unzips his scalp, there’s a party in there.

  • Strong Black Man

    @angie…lol sketches his whole collection on his dome..

    man his head look like a TALL T

  • Rockwell

    Is that Uncle Murder?

  • sello

    ha ha ha!!!!!!

  • TREAZURE

    WTF!!!!

    is that thing real?

  • Tiffany60620

    WTF??????? LMAO

  • bubacar

    That’s Uncle Murder with his hat off?

  • missj

    You know his neck is so tired at night!!!

  • Mona

    dayummm

  • Milla

    No way! Seriously!? There must be some photoshop editing going on here…

    So funny!

blog comments powered by Disqus