Pinky and the Brain’s Top Bangers

Posted on December 21st, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Beyonce, Cassie, Ciara, Halle Berry, Ja Rule, Janet Jackson, Keyshia Cole, News, Rihanna

Posted by Bossip Staff

Irv Gotti is hilarious. Here is a video of him and Ja Rule discussing the hottest female bodies in the industry right now. They didn’t give Janet Jackson any love. SMH.

Via SOHH

  • Bones Jordan

    Irv is gonna always be Irv.

  • Velle

    I’m knocking Haley down too Irv pregnant or not! lol

  • uptowngirl

    They funny. LOL

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    Ahhh yes! Their opinions sooo matter. Not!!!

    Please all ask for Christmas is not to hear near another word out of Irv’s ignorant ass until this asshole comes up with a hit. There is nothing worse than hating someone with a passion that you have never met. Ja this is not helping your career dude.

  • Strong Black Man

    lol these dudes are in no position to talk about the “best” in the game. They only mess with “superhead” caliber woman and Halle Berry doesn’t even know who “Irv” is.

  • so damn cute

    is it me or does ja rule have the most annoying, disgusting laugh…. and why is irv worried about who he’d knock down? he needs to be worried about who’s knockin deb down

  • The One

    The question is, will Halle let you Irv……….. NO! Isnt it time for them to grow up?

  • Bones Jordan

    @ SBM, cosign that doc.

  • simmonsgirl

    FUNNY…..

    but RIHANNA? SHE HAS NO BODY, evrybody else OK

    laughin at the Halle Berry comment and it’s the truth she looks betta than half these women out here and she’s PREGGOS

  • Dalia

    Pure ignorance as usual.

  • Lady Architect

    I feel you shawna…In that case all the women they mentioned can’t be on the list if what sources say are true…sources say b, cici, rihanna had work done…so I guess that leaves Ashanti? I am glad though that they weren’t afraid to mention that Cassie has no body…just a pretty face….There’s a lot of women that got some nice bodies they are just not as popular.

  • Lady Architect

    Guys….can you name some women that are bangers that haven’t had surgery?

  • Strong Black Man

    @lady architect…”cassie has no body”…lol i disagree. It all looks good when its bare and in the dark.

  • Strong Black Man

    @Lady Architect….Give me Gabrielle Union…She’s the truth!

  • NoWAY

    A midget and a fat pig with sparkles in his t-shirt have nerve judging bodies and calling women old. Shame on you losers. They also only named light skinned girls. They get a big STFU from me.

  • cns

    Talk about arrested developement. Aren’t these men over 30 yrs old.

  • Bones Jordan

    I would say Viv but I think she got boob implants. Who else? did Esther Baster get surgery? All them eye candy models that be in Smooth got surgery too? Help me out fellas. Jada never got surgery. She more of a back inthe day banger. And that chick from Video Soul that was co hosting with D. Simpson in the mid nineties.

  • Brian

    Ja Forgot to lotion those ashy elbow!!!

  • Bones Jordan

    SOMEBODY, what was Donnie Simpson’s cohost on Video Soul and cosign that she was a bad ass banger for real please.

  • Hazelnut

    How can Irv call JLo or Janet “old” when he is 38 himself and obese at that! Also, Ja should moisturize the elbows before outing them on video…

  • Strong Black Man

    @Bones…I feel you..Damn Meagan Good ain’t really that fine?? You ruined it for me lol…I’ve never been to the D..but I would take the pepsi challenge with sistahs from Detroit and sistahs from my hometown of Richmond,Va..Matter fact give me the whole region..Va,NC,SC and GA…A bunch of colleges full of sistas..hidden gem my dude

  • Lady Architect

    excuse me bones what exactly is the D? maybe I’m just a lil slow today forgive me it’s friday

  • Hazelnut

    @ Bones..the Video Soul cohost was Sherri Carter…

  • Strong Black Man

    @Bones…As you can see I left out Florida…I’m not a fan of the sistas here, but Gainesville ain’t really the hotspot for them either…

  • Free

    lmao @ shawna. yes, that is a falcon’s beak.

  • Bahama Mama

    LOL they act like any1 BESIDES supahead and their wives want them…Puh-lease!

  • Lady Architect

    I feel you strong black man I go to school down here in va

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Hazelnut, thank you ma’am. @ Lady Architect, Detroit, MI. ma’am. @ SBM, okay dog. Ask around for me, IN FACT, call your boy up in Ypsi(EMU). Ask him.

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Lady Architect, I don’t know how I didn’t notice, but if that is you on that gravie, then you’re quite the banger yourself.

    @ Hazelnut(no homo) can you cosign that she was IN FACT a banger.

  • Rebel78

    @NoWay

    ROTFLMAO..more like a leprechun than midget don’t cha think? check them ears

  • Strong Black Man

    @bones.. i’ve seen the sistas on my boy’s facebook and ya’ll got some bangers for sure..but you got Va State, VCU, ODU, Norfolk State, Hampton, NC A&T, Spelman, FAMU…i’m tellin you, the list goes on.. All my boys from school be tryin to hitch a ride with me back home to get at them..

  • Strong Black Man

    @lady architect…what school you at?

  • Bonnie

    A midget and a fat pig with sparkles in his t-shirt have nerve judging bodies and calling women old. Shame on you losers. They also only named light skinned girls. They get a big STFU from me.

    _____________________________________________

    My thoughts exactly, NoWAY, who are these two lames to be talking about anyone.

  • AND…

    Well I liked the list except for Cassie. She doesn’t have a body compared to the rest of the list. My girls Beyonce and Keyshia cole made it.

    @ the ladies

    Top 5 guys in the industry:

    1. Idris Elba

    2. Damn I’m having a hard time.

  • Rebel78

    @SBM & Bones

    good looking sistas are everywhere (no home).. the hoodrats just make more noise, thus get more attention

    <>

  • Rebel78

    **no homo**

  • Lady Architect

    I’m at Hampton U

  • Rebel78

    <>> LOL

  • NoWAY

    @Rebel78 yeah he does look like a leprechun. lol

    @ Bonnie Yeah they are lames and snotty at that. SMH

  • Lady Architect

    oh and thank you bones I appreciate that

  • Hazelnut

    @ Bones..I am a woman, but Sherri Carter was a very attractive lady…..:-)

  • Strong Black Man

    @lady..thats wsup i got some peoples out there, they play football though

  • Hazelnut

    @ Snickers, I loooooooove your Ray Lewis gravatar – in fact I LOVE HIM…Gorgeous!!!!!!

  • Rebel78

    @AND…

    for my guys (in no particular order):

    1. Michael Ealy

    2. Idris Elba (love the accent)

    3. Morris Chestnut (in The Best Man)

    4. Ray Lewis (lawd..the man looks good in a suit)

    5… names ain’t coming that quick, get back to me

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Hazelnut, yes she was(or is I should say), @ Lady… you’re welcome…………..

    @ SBM, yeah maine, you got it bro. My sister goes to Spellman and man, oh man. It’s some good lookin chicks down there bro.

  • A True Gem

    I didn’t watch the tape, because I scripts blocked it out so I have to go by what y’all say. First of all didn’t he loose alot of weight his damn self, so how is he gone talk about someones else’s body. I want to know how he lost all that weight. Lipo or gastro?

    ( I just scrolled back up hazelnut is silly) Okay he called janet and jlo old well okay he is a washup and a dirty dick sleeze that has no respect for his wife or family.

  • Lady Architect

    @strong blackman…I only know like 2 football players….I pretty much stay away from that crowd…plenty of my friends fell into that “groupies” stuff….anyways rebel 78…is it true that mickael ealy is gay or was that just a rumor?

  • AND…

    Okay, my list revampted:

    1.Idris Elba

    2.Ray Lewis

    3.Blair Underwood ( Good one Lady Architect)

    4.Tyrese

    5.Richard T. Jones (Jill’s hubby from Why did I get married)

  • Hazelnut

    My Top 5 list:

    1. Ray Lewis

    2. Jerome Bettis

    3. Gary Sheffield

    4. Eddie George

    5. D’Angelo (in the “How Does It Feel” days before he gained 100 pounds)

  • A True Gem

    Okay I want to join, I got to put in my two cents

    1.Orlando Bloom

    2.Hill Harper

    3.Priest Holmes

    4.Eddie Kennision

    5.Chris Brown

    @ Lady A

    I just read her comments, see,s like a cool girl, she said dude from phat girls…Dr. Akebo???? yeah he was cute.

  • Dolla Bill

    They forgot Bria Miles….She’s dark skinned, got good skin, pretty face, and her body is bangin.

  • Lady Architect

    yes!!!!!him @A True Gem…those cheek bones and smile was such a distraction for me…lol

  • Rebel78

    @Lady Architect

    RUMOR..and a nasty one at that!

  • Rebel78

    @Snickers

    looking but aint touching LOL

    <>

  • Hazelnut

    lol @ Snickers….

    I was once on a flight from Atlanta to Baltimore with Ray and he is even more gorgeous in person. Such a beautiful man….*sigh*

  • A True Gem

    Okay ladies I just dug up some news on Idris

    drissa[1] Elba (born September 6, 1972) is a British television, theatre, and film actor who has starred in both British and American productions. Elba is also a DJ under the moniker DJ Big Driis / Big Driis the Londoner, and a hip-hop soul recording artist.

    Elba, an only child, was born in Hackney, London. His father is a Sierra Leonean and his mother is from Ghana, West Africa.[2][3][4] Elba has a daughter named Isan.

    ***I had no idea he was British, like someone said earlier, his Bmore accent was on point.***

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    adds not ads

    Also, Eric LaSalle from ER is short as hell and Ice Cube and Jamie Fox are something like midgets.

  • AND…

    @A True Gem

    Ohhh I forgot about Orlando. Okay add Ryan Reynolds to my list.

    @i love…’Snickers’

    Sorry I didn’t mean to step to your man but keep yo’ eyes on him cuz he may get snatched.

  • Rebel78

    can we add to the list..cleaned up and in a suit.

    Ya’ll know no man (or almost anyman..Flava Flav don’t count HAAHAAHAHAA) looks finer that then when in a good suit. Just makes me wanna Holla

  • Hazelnut

    @ Snickers…hehe

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    A True Gem,

    You must be a new Idris fan. All that info is well known.

  • http://vanitydark.blogspot.com k

    yea idris is from england….nuff black actors are from across the pond

  • Lady Architect

    oh ok Rebel…cause I was so dissappointed when I heard tha rumor…nearly broke my heart….no offense to anyone from the gay society but dammit they be claiming some of the finest dudes….lol

  • Rebel78

    Jamie Foxx is one nasty man, never on my list. My girl I used to work with went to one of his parties in AZ a few yrs back, and he was just so nasty..Gettin down anytime, anywhere with every skank on the boat. And she showed me pics.. I can see he’s packing but he’ll stick it anywhere

  • A True Gem

    I met Priest Holmes once and I got to hug him, he was a little taller than me and I am average height and average built. Had I not known he was a football player I would have sworn he was a reg. dude, cause I didn’t feel muscles or nothing it was like hugging a really fine man who smelled so good (no joke), oooh y’all taking me back to the memories..ooh let me stop..ooh. Nothing happened my mom was like 2 steps behind me.

    On top of that I met Nelly in person, that man is so short as hell, He was on stage and it looked like he needed a latter to climb down.LOL

  • Bahama Mama

    Just a warning

    Yall might wanna back up off Idris fore WESSIDE comes…(i’m just try’n to help)

    Oh and I should have known Snickers would have have a list ready…lol

  • AND…

    @Rebel78

    I agree. Something about a black man in a suit gets me going.

  • kaykay

    top 5 Hottest Men

    1.Paul walker

    2.Wentworth Miller (prison break actor)

    3.Justin Timberlake

    4.Orlando Bloom

    5.Adam Levine

    say what you want but these men are the best looking men that are famous!!!!!

  • Rebel78

    Lady Architect..

    supposedly he was dating Ciara last year, but I think he’s now single…Just need to get to H-wood and fix that there problem..

    they say everyone’s gay unless you hoeing yourself out everynight. Just aint true with him..thank that lord

  • Oh!

    Chocolate chicks or even brown skin chicks get no love!

  • Rebel78

    Kaykay..

    Timberlake and Walker are OVERrated..the rest is ok..Brad Pitt is still cute for an aging white man though.

  • Strong Black Man

    Gabrielle Union…Erykah Badu(but I will not drink anything she serves me, we see Andre3000)..Nia Long, Stacey Dash is a banger!!

  • Rebel78

    Don Cheadle be looking real good when suited up too

  • http://www.avenuereport.com Cdot

    these are the same dudes using viagara and smashing down corny hoes..

    next!

  • Rebel78

    @SBM

    ROTFLOL at the Badu comment..

  • AND…

    i love…’Snickers’

    BMama..

    you know WeSSide gon’ tear this room UP when she see them talkin’ ’bout Idris!!

    Yeah she is^^^^^^

    @SBM

    I went to Stacey Dash myspace page the other day and was pissed off. That lady is old enough to be my effn mother and she looks better than me!!

  • AND…

    Okay I’ma go ahead and add Adam Levine to the list. He’s a bit skinty for my taste but hey I’ll squeeze him in.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCuApZn89AU Aretha’s Back

    Why’s Ja Rules elbows so damn ashy?

  • kaykay

    Rebel78

    i never really cared for Brad Pitt.

    Shia Lebeouf would have made my list but i remembered him from that disney show he did and i got turned off lol

  • Strong Black Man

    @And…Stacey is in her late 30′s to mid 40′s I suppose?

    She still can get it..For some reason I like woman who can sport that afro, like Badu..

  • kaykay

    Bahama Mama

    I thought i was the only one who had a thing for Columbus Short all my friends were like he’s alright lol

  • Oh!

    Someone else that looks nice when he’s “suited up”, David Banner. He wears nice suits and you can tell that they are tailored because they fit just right! Nothing like a nice, strong, black man dressed to the TEE!

  • Bones Jordan

    @ SBM, Stacey is fine fo sho. My thing is a body dog. A pretty face is great but I prefer a fly body on a woman who loves to smell good and be as clean as possible. @ Aretha’s back……you late as hell but come on in!!

  • KillaBeeSwarm

    They fools left off so many people. Halle stays on the list. But what about Leila Arcieri? Meagan Good? Bria Miles? Megalyn Echikunwoke for the fellas that like em a little slimmer?

  • Bahama Mama

    kaykay

    naw girl…lol he is a cutie pie…to us anyway

  • Bahama Mama

    Oh!

    Someone else that looks nice when he’s “suited up”, David Banner.

    ___________________________________

    MTW gon’ have a FIT!!

    ^^^

    LMAO…some of yall just like messing with ppl’s men..LMAO

  • Bones Jordan

    @ SBM, I like your mind dog.

    @ Lady, I just keep it real lady.

  • kaykay

    Bones Jordan

    that’s so strange you would pass up a pretty face for a big ol butt or big chest wow

    on the contrary

    I’m the exact opposite i would pass on a man with a nice body for a man with an amazing face. Any man “pretty much” can get a nice body but the face is all in the genes.

    i don’t want no ugly babies and with all this plastic surgery out there i’m gonna have to see some childhood pics lol.

  • Strong Black Man

    @lady architect acne can be treated and easily prevented, but weight is tough and something that woman struggle with. I don’t mind taking a girl to the gym or on a bike ride, but weight is tough to control.

  • Strong Black Man

    @true gem lol…”mr.marcus”….

  • kmoney

    @Bones Jordan

    Deeeeeetrroit ALL DAY!

  • kaykay

    Rebel78

    i like Larenz he stole my heart in that movie boys in the hood when his character shot them convenience store owners i was hooked. lol “what u say about my mama” priceless!

    i guess that was my bad boy stage i over it now but he’s a cutie in real life

  • AND…

    Strong Black Man

    @And…Stacey is in her late 30’s to mid 40’s I suppose?

    She’s 41 and I’m 22.

  • Bahama Mama

    can I get a holla for Larenz Tate in Dead Presidents.

    ^^^

    oh hecky yea..HOLLA! lol shoot larenz tate in any damn thing is kool or lack of him being in any thing(clothes wise)…lol

  • Rebel78

    @Lady Architect

    us real shorties do like em big and tall.. the one I got right now is 6’3 and I barely tipping 5’00

  • me

    BONES!!!!!!!

  • me

    my bad about the incomplete message. lol i was trying to say its nice to see some detroit love on the board!! yay!! i was born and raised on the eastside. we do have some beautiful women, myself being one of them. the men aren’t too shabby either :)

  • me

    as for this damn tape, this is why ja doesn’t have any hits and murder inc is in the toilet. they should be working on some music instead of talking about what they would do with their dusty old dicks.

  • Lady Architect

    hahahaha rebel mine is 6’3 as well and I’m about 5’5 1/2

  • me

    wait wait wait…i see another detroiter! hey kmoney!!! did yall see us whoop on the celtics? DEEEEETRROOOIIT BASKETBALL!!!!! ok i’m done now lol

  • Rebel78

    yeah. I love me some Detroit b-ball the last few years..they geting it done

  • caligrl88

    @kay kay

    agree with ya add columbus short, the guy from step up you got it!

  • V

    Folks is crazy in here, Idris Elba hands down.

    He can string my bell any day.

  • Anonymous3

    it’s funny how they said Janet, J-Lo and Halle Berry are Old and Irv look like he pushing 50 with Ja-Rule at a close 46…

  • me

    i been thinking for some time, trying t put together a list and i’m having some issues.

    rae lewis: he is a ten. that body is sick

    idris elba: gorgeous chocolate

    chris paul: he’s so adorable

    common: he could get it

    luda: he’s not necessarily hot in the face. he kinda reminds me of my ex but its something about his voice that makes me wanna get it in with him.

  • leah

    hey everyone happy holiday……i love jamie foxx just wanted 2 add that in lol

  • leah

    my top if any1 cares lol

    1.jamie foxx

    2.larenz tate

    3.lil wayne (lol sorry)

    4.reggie bush

    5.denzel washington

  • Shawn08

    @snickers and Hazelnut, I use to go over his house at least 2 times a week. He is a really loveable guy!

  • Chele

    LOL @ all of Bones’ comments. Especially the shout out to Lady Architect.

  • hey

    Irv and Ja Rule have absolutely no place to talk. Homeboys are fug and disease-ridden to boot.

    Anyway, my male top 5 would be

    1. Idris Elba (mm that accent and suave manner of his)

    2. Will Smith (in I-Robot, shower scene, enough said)

    3. Hill Harper – met him in person. hot,short, but hot. suspect though :(

    4. tie Tank and Ginuwine (that’s right Ginuwine)

    5. D’Angelo – in How Does it Feel Untitled video

  • Strong Black Man

    @chele…get off bones dick and hop on mine

  • A+

    TaSHA, thanks for reminding me about Larenz. Going to have to dig out Love Jones and watch it over the Christmas Holidays! Who else is there, ummm….what about Morris Chestnut? I remember I had a huge thing for Christopher Williams back in the day…bet he looks rough now though. Oh yeah, what about the guy in Groove Theory (was also at the end of Toni B’s ‘Your making me high’ vid) he was a crisp biscuit….Give up now!

  • http://myspace.com/taddie20 TaShA

    morris chestnut is okay…he just doesn’t make me go crazy or anything. lol…he’s still a very handsome man though. how come will isn’t gettin any love??? now HE is an incredible man. he’s intelligent, talented and very handsome. I don’t know who christopher williams is though…..

  • http://www.myspace.com/brownloislane brownbarbie

    Irv Gotti and Ja Rule are in no position to judge what’s hot and what’s not. Just look at their wives. If it was all about that, then they would have wifed one of those so-called “bangers” they were all coked out talkin about and hypin up, but they bagged average chicks. Why? Because we could really give a f&ck who’s a banger and who’s not. It’s about more than that …. what’s on the inside, presumably?

  • http://community.sitv.com/user/ninjan8 Ninja N8

    someone hand Ja some lotion for those ashy ass elbows!

  • Nico

    Umm yeah..”knock her down”…is that how they refer to it nowadays? That is utterly ridiculous…that sounds rather violent to me..Im not letting any dude that says “knock her down” into the promise land. And as the young kids say today…”that’s real talk”

  • http://www.impawards.com/1991/posters/five_heartbeats.jpg BrBro Man

    Did anyone notice how Ja’s elbows were ashy?

    BroMan’s Top 5 over 35 (all natural & original equipment only)

    1. Kenya Moore

    2. Stacey Dash

    3. Kellita Smith

    4. Halle Berry(even Pregnant)

    5. Sanaa Lathan

  • TeeHeeHeeee

    I hate when ugly men jusge women, like their opinion counts. ugh… Ja and Irv are TRASH!

  • TeeHeeHeeee

    judge*

  • nat

    so glad i’m a lesbian. men are disgusting pigs.

  • ghettofabguy23

    i gotta say sumthin 4 the guys

    Pretty girlz in no order

    1. Ciara (perfect)

    2. Nicole Scherzinger (hottest chik in the game)

    3. Jessica Alba (Always Cute)

    4. Beyonce

    5. Danay Garcia – from prison break look her up!

    6. Paula Deanda – sumthin i lyk about her

    Bodies in no order

    1. Angel Lola – even if its fake

    2. Vida Guerra

    3. Deelishes – even if shes ugly

  • anonymous

    How childish and juvenile this looks. These two idiots actually believe this conversations had some social merit. Ugh!

  • Syncere

    Notice How Rule Said “Chicks!” Like Gotti Was Gonna Start With The Top 5 Hottest Males

  • Corree

    here’s my list:

    1.Boris Kodjoe

    2.Brian White

    3.Djimon Honsou

    4.Morris Chestnut

    5.Richard Jones

    6. 3 way tie: All the fellas from The Game

  • yes

    I find it disturbing watchin two married men discussin who could get it(i’m sure it happens on the regular is private but still)……How did they apprive Ciara but not Cassie, both of em are skinny and flat chested. Anyway they question is who would knock either one of them down especially ja with the ashy elbows.

  • Jai Mills

    The funny thing is that neither one of them fools are cute.

  • Casual Observer

    I think Sade is it. She’s beautiful and classy and elegant looking. But all you brainwashed ignorant negroes only judge beauty by the amount of fat and cellulite…and hair texture and skin coloring. Ignorant and stupid. There is more to beauty than light skin..an overly big ass and “good” hair. Thank God I was raised by an intelligent black family who challenged not only popular caucasion standards of beauty…but our own. I’m not saying that the women named aren’t beautiful. They are..each in their own right. I just think it’s funny when Flavor Flav Number 1 and 2 can diss women. They have no respect for women because the only women who want their pathetic hypocritical asses are gold diggers. Gold-diggers and Ignorant dumb asses belong together…like ham shanks and greens. Now what?

  • http://www.murderinc-online.com Lloyd

    Ja Rule has no clue. Irv Gotti knows whats real hot

  • http://WealthyLoving.com Joadan

    I saw he is always dating in millonaire dating site”WealthyLoving.com”.I am wondering if their love can last so long?I just saw their privacy photos.So wonderful.

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