Friday, December 21st, 2007
When The Checks Stop Coming In: No Tour for Homo Thug
Posted by Bossip Staff
It looks like Remy is stuck in the US to battle the lesbo rumors. A Manhattan judge denied her from going to Europe for a five country tour:
Justice Rena Uviller shot down the request even after the rapper’s lawyer claimed she desperately needed the money the tour would bring in.
Attorney Ivan Fisher told the court that his client has had trouble booking shows and a recording contract has been put on hold since her arrest for allegedly shooting Makeda Barnes-Joseph on July 14.
Poor Remy. We guess you better make nice with that stud. She looks like she has some stacks to loan you.
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Topics: Remy Ma, When The Checks Stop Coming In
Lead me to the cross Lord……………..
lol @ that lumberjack flannel shirt she rocking wtf!
“Attorney Ivan Fisher told the court that his client has had trouble booking shows…”
’cause she’s W A C K!!!!
she has absolutely NO clue!
Why do famous black people always have money for lavish things and no money for lawyers. Irv and Diddy and Busta are the only ones who had the money to get out of trouble
Who Cares! She caused all these problems herself, trying to be a real life stanksta.
Were the checks ever really comming in?? I mean yea she’s part of TS but, really?
I think that is messed up I wanna ***** on you R. Kelly can go on tour and make his money but she can’t It just shows how unfair society is toward men and women.
Well Remy betta call your girl friend Frankie from the hood, ya’ll cool in all since she claim you at the cat… meow!! (I know ugh)
What woman (or man) would want her anyway?
@ Weezy….you ain’t never lied.
she can always fall back on her charm, beauty and intelligence!
*coughs up furball* <<<no homo furball!
@ B Mama, totally agree…….besides, she wasn’t(none of em were or are except Pun, RIP) ever part of TS. That’s Joe’s vanity label for himself. She was prolly a jumpoff for them *****s. I’d for sho put it in her mouth but I don’t know, I’d have to meet her in person to decide if I’d hit it but knowing me……….yeah!!
@ Wesside, what up baby?
no homo=no tour
homo/pedo=tour
come on ma!!! do the math!!!!!
Brother Bones!
Howz it goin, brah?
I want to know where is Fat Joe?
Hell he ain’t ***** either he probably at a Chinese Buffet somewhere getting fatter, still rapping to the customers that dine-in. I can see him beating on the table and beat boxing “My name is Fat Joe and I run kinda slow, I eat chicken wings with my sweet in low I like egg rolls with a with a little red sauce….I used to be the King now 50 the boss! LMAO whooooooooo!
Those BANGS..thats the real issue here!
What up Wesside!
So not my type and yeah, who cares. (Yes Homo)
B’MAMA
I love…
I 8n’t fuccin w/y’all today!!!! BOSSIP SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!
*throws Ws, confetti and chicken fried rice at ‘em*
Looking like the ‘Bounty’ man off the paper towel package.
she won’t go to Europe for a five country tour:
aw for what songs?
^^^*waves and smiles*
Hey! Miss B…that dress is looking especially good on u!
@ A True Gem, funny until it became evident that you’re a 50 fan(which is cool, just took away from the effect of the humourous rap). @ Wesside, you got it sweetheart, just tryna survive with NO WORK @ my gig til 5pm est. Yeah I’d hit her.
@ Suzie, what’s Remy’s cup size or do she got a nice rack?(Heavily influeneces Bones’s decision on whether he’ll hit known lesbo rapper)
Like this ***** had clout ANYWAY to go on some dayum “overseas” concert tour! She know good and dayum well that her ***** would NOT have come back. That judge aint stupid. She the dumb one that actually thinks someone was gonna pay some cheddar to see her ***** “rap” w/ ***** stains on her pants. YUCK!
WeSSide
whaaaat, what we do??
@ Elle, thank you!! I’ve been wondering WHO THE ***** CARES ABOUT ANYTHING related to Remy? I posted about two weeks ago that she must be the ***** in NY, but……….how?
shawty…you have absolutely no sense!
Thanks Wesside!
*grabs hem and does a small curtsy*
She the dumb one that actually thinks someone was gonna pay some cheddar to see her ***** “rap” w/ ***** stains on her pants. YUCK!
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^^^argh. LOL…so graphic on this lovely Friday! Happy everything to u, u on point crossed-eyed emmeff!
@ I love…u and ur crew toe up R. Smiley’s thread. ima get that lil’ kid/charge of his, and we gonna sue u for that!
@tx…i don’t know if u still in here or not, but y u insultin the “Bounty” man??? hahahahaha!!!
SNICKERS!!!!!!! I’m so in like with THIS gravatar as opposed to the others! Why does he look familiar??? LOL
Tee hee hee.
http://www.theblackactor.com
she looks like the a baboons *****.
LMAO @ Wesside! I know, it is a lil vulgar for this holiday season. BUT, she brought it on herself by even THINKING that ***** was gonna fly!
Imma find me some gl*****es and fix my eyes. AND, Imma find someone to fix my hair when I go home for xmas. Imma come back looking brand effin new………WATCH!!! yep, just watch!
LMMFAO at M Daddy..you aint neva lied
Wesside..yes we did!! I was number 1004!
@ Brother Bones…
Yeah…and somebody got in ur azz about it…if i recall correctly (and i can’t remember sh*t— ever…) “they” said, u don’t know sh*t about how “they” do in NYC and that Ma is the ***** out there. but, I must add, when I was out that way, about a year ago…*****ody said nathan about ma to me…
Good maybe she will have time to die her hair all one color…and take those salt and pepa earings off geez…
Ibn
Trayceeee….
Do u know n-e one who pulls hairlines(edges) down a lil’ bit? I wanna rock a new hairline for the new year. no more drama…and no more perforated edges..that’s my new year credo!
@ Wesside, thank you dear. IF that is true, then what single, mixtape, featuring a known dyke who blew the TS crew, best of……, whatever is she on?
this ***** is so atrocious. end of story.
*throws 1004 pieces of confetti at Miss Beasley*
smh…I so miss the days of Lauryn Hill spitting fire….
I guess I’ll get over it eventually but damn we need someone who can spit For Real Fire with sense and guts.
Brother Bones…
u preachin to the choir! all i know ’bout her is that she be on Bossip and that her box be sweatin like regular folks armpits or forehead do. uh…oh yeah, and that she is EXTREMELY un-lady like. i mean that in the most respectful wy…and of course i mean that in the-outside-of-NYC-kinda way.
Rrrrrrricolaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She needs to get R. Kelly’s lawyer.
{like Ice Cube} Wesss-sigh-eeed!!!!
@ bones, If I knew, I would Lie and say I didn’t know. It’s just all wrong. Why don’t y’all take her back on you guys team.
@ Wesside…….I don’t know of one personally. As you can see, good hairlines run in my family. Perhaps you may wanna try & hunt down Vivica and see who hooks up her weaves and lacefronts. I must warn you though…don’t catch her on a makeupless/hat day. It’s not a pretty sight!
*throws W @ txshawty*
*throws confetti @ txshawty*
*throws a roll of Bountys @ txshawty*
good hairlines run in my family…
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*squints to c if Traycee is looking/talking to WeSSide*
yeah…yeah… thatz y i asked u…ur hair is the absolute business! how much did them braids run u for? i’m thinkin of some braids like that..with some blond bangs like Remy Ma…it will take focus away from my teef.
Wesside! lol..I appreciate everything you threw at me!
I needed those Bountys for my apt lol!
R U sure ur teefusesesesse are the ONLY things u want the focus removed from? That whole grill is looking a lil rough! BUT again…..don’t, I repeat, DO NOT ask Vivica for ANY info on where she got her face did! And PUHLEASE don’t ask Lil Kim either.
Actually, I let my lil sis hook my hair up. But, I couldn’t let her finish it cuz that cops came busting in and they took my ***** off to jail…hence the effed up looking pic! Don’t worry, the new year is right around the corner…I’ll be looking proper again. And, I’ll p***** all that info onto you! I got yo back, man!
+scoops up confetti and puts in my Bossip purse along with my two day old chicken from WOW and left over surgery skin from boob and nose job+
Thanks for adding to my collection Wesside!
Traycee did you know that Vivica got her work done by the same doc that did Kanye’s moms’ surgery? Crazy *****!
@ Miss B…yea, I read about it over on that OTHER site. Don’t know if I really believe it. BUT, I wouldn’t put it past him. After seeing those pics of his other “surgeries” and the scars that were left on those women, it may very well be true. Hell, maybe he did Lil Kim’s too!
Remy needs a flea bath…
lol @ Traycee…
^^^But, I couldn’t let her finish it cuz that cops came busting in and they took my ***** off to jail…
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SHUT it DOwn @ Miss Beasley…r u serious? Dr. McShady 4 reals?…Vivica’s hairline/face was slaughtered by that fool?!
@ Hazelnut…I c u got the whole Remy Ma “lips motif” goin! Work it, girl! HAHA
Not hating but Sista looks rough in that picture – who did she shoot? One of her feMALE jump offs?
Go back to eating that butch’s box. Her career is a wrap anyways.
I like her rhymes.
A new spin on celeb gossip:
http://www.celebpsychic.blogspot.com
hehehe. Damn if she was willing to kill for $2000 before ain’t no tellin what she gonna do now. Child Protective Services better get her kids.
Wesside-Thats what was said on MTO (I think) Yes Ma’am! Ri-damn-diculous!
She looks like she can suck
down a mean
spaghetti noodle.
WeSSide Eviscer8r
@ Hazelnut…I c u got the whole Remy Ma “lips motif” goin! Work it, girl! HAHA
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I think they look more like Superheads herpified/sperm-crustified lips.
“Cream of sum yun gai”
she looks musty
good for her ***** she should never get out of the sounth bronx.
Y’all know what the say… if you can’t do the time then don’t do the crime!
So ain’t no need trying to book shows now… she should have been thinking about that before she decided to go berserk on her friend.
Cosign @ WeSSide Eviscer8r
no homo=no tour
homo/pedo=tour
come on ma!!! do the math!!!!!
plus you know homopedokelly don’t go shooting up folks, like ignoramusma so yt ain’t going to be taking no chances on getting a cap bust in his ***** for looking at her the wrong way. *getting an image in my head of that Chappell skit when they had that white boy in with them black folks on real world, and his dad came by looking at one of the sisters and she went crazy and lysol or pinesol had to come over knife him up and he was like what did I do* I see Remy doing something like that lol
I’ll say it again. I can’t stand Remy Ma and she looks just NASTY!
LMFBAO
So R. Kelly gets to continue his tour but Remy can’t get a few dates overseas??? lol
Guess you need the $ to pay off the judges so that u can go make money on tour…Aw well.
And uh, that pic is not the business.
——–> How she gon talk about Lil’Kim not liking her own skin, eyes, nose, etc, and then be rocking some light brown contacts???? LOL
She is tore!
I laughed so much reading some of this…thank you everybody, it has been a hard week and I needed it!! Happy holidays to one and all.
Anyway, I damn sure dont doubt that rugged-***** lookin Remy Ma that she swings that way…Her look is tacky as hell…But I aint lusting for her personally so its basically WHATEVER…
REMY IS NASTY DID YALL SEE HER HOMO STUD, DISGUSTING. MISSY NEEDS TO PIMPSLAP HER AND GET REMY ***** TOGETHER.
This woman is TRIFE-LUNT!!!!!!!!! She’s not even an artist at all. Anybody who thinks that they can attempt to portray Jesus Christ on an album cover and get away with it……………let’s just say that tough times are ahead. It’s called BLASPHEME you busted TRANNY!!!!!!!
LOOK SHE NEED TO TAKE THAT BULL***** OUT OF HER HEAD WHAT THE ***** LOOKIN LIKE A TWO DOLLAR BUST DOWN. DAMN YOU DONT NO IF SHE IS A SUPERSTAR OR NOT SHE LOOK’S LIKE SHE’S STRAIGHT OFF THE TRACK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ‘ DAMN HOE BOOTS AND ALL