Friday, December 21st, 2007

Rihanna Denies Being Knifed-Up

Posted by Bossip Staff

Rihanna Rack

Although her rack has been on swole for the last few months, Rihanna is denying being knifed-up:

“I’m terrified of going under the knife. Because of the pain, the complications – not to mention the fact that it’s utterly unauthentic. “If my t*ts aren’t feeling big one day, too bad. I’ll get a good bra.

“I like my body and I work out as hard as I can to make it as perfect as possible. But at the end of the day there’s always people who criticize your weight, your hairstyle and what you’re wearing. I just get on with it.”

Is her rack suspect?

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Comments(312) on “Rihanna Denies Being Knifed-Up”

  1. Bones Jordan

    Look at them *****ies!!!!!

  2. KCMOCHAGIRL

    1st!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Bones Jordan

    1st *****es!! Onst again,(In D. Chappelle’s Tron voice) look at them *****ays!!!!!!! Yeah!!


  4. Ain’t no damn bra making you three sizes bigger…sorry!

  5. Bones Jordan

    @ KCMochagirl, sorry lady. Scroll up doll.


  6. We have to remember she’s young and still growing. My bra size changed between 18 and 21.

  7. txshawty

    Bones if you don’t be quiet lol!

    Well the bright side? You’re on subject! lol

  8. Bones Jordan

    @ MsBeasley, were her ***** three cup sizes smaller b4? Not that I care, cuz like I’ve said b4………….look at those knockas, got dammmmmmn!!!

  9. It get ***** with my fathers features!!

    THEM ***** LOOK DONE TO ME…I’ll Merk that young girl


  10. Top 10.

    She lyin’ !

    http://www.my*****e.com/GOTSTRONG


  11. don’t we say this about every female celebrity?

    who knows, all we can do is *****-ume……………..

  12. txshawty

    KiKi…really!? So I still have hope! lol

  13. txshawty

    SNICKERSSSSS!!!! I could use one rat about nah! lol


  14. KiKi you do make a good point but it seemed to happen a lil too fast for me…but I could be wrong

    Bones lol I don’t know her cup size I was just sayin that there was a nice jump in size…you silly

  15. FiyahCrotch

    She has fake ***** and I would respect her more if she just fessed up to it.

    Rhiannon the lies are a bit much, first you start by saying you “cut” your hair to get the bob and now “not knifed up”.


  16. shawty!!!! good murnin’, good murnin’…….


  17. What up Snickers!

  18. Bahama Mama

    Um…i don’t really care…NOW if she comes out with a regular size forehead…HOLLA @ me.

  19. KCMOCHAGIRL

    Maybe she should go on Tyra’s show so that she can feel her up for the cameras.

  20. SW10

    guys haven’t u ever heard of a push up bra duh i dont think she went under the knife.


  21. Miss Beasley…good murnin’!

  22. txshawty

    B’mama!!!!!!!


  23. LMAO at Bahama Mama…you always killin me


  24. not a “regular sized” forehead! why you got beef wit her forehead BMama??

  25. MzTee

    Who knows??? Most of these celebrities are airbrushed within inches of their lives. And celebrity stylists work wonders. She could have tape lifting those bad boys up and fillers in her bra. I’ll give old girl the benefit of the doubt until I see some secret footage of her on Dr. 90210 or something.


  26. shawty..do you listed to Rickey in the morning??

  27. Traycee - Happy Holidys!!!

    dont know and dont really *****ing care! BUT, she’s a Bajan, so I *****s w/ her! (no homo)

  28. The One

    They are probably fake, but who cares. Whatever makes you feel better about yourself.


  29. *listen*

  30. Bones Jordan

    @ B Mama, you’re in rare form today my dear.

    @ KC, I saw some photos on MTO a coupla weeks ago of Tyra without her bra on back in the day(the pic looked fake as hell and where would she be @ fully clothed showing her ***** off anyway, what runway was she on..) and it looked like SHE DONE GOT SOME WORK DONE fo sho on them big old puppies she rockin. Check it out and get @ me.

  31. imrightdammit

    I think she’s just GOING THROUGH PUBERTY! Girls’ ***** grow when they are teenagers. You think her ***** should be the same size at 17 as they will be at 23? She’s cute, y’all should support a black chic gettin paid without acting a fool.

  32. Betty Boop

    You can look and see they are unatural, I have nice ***** and they do not look like they contain any type of helium… two months ago she was flat, growing dont happen overnight…. Women know this, injection??? maybe, silicone??? most likely, played with??? larger but not on steriods…. and you all know she is getting hit off by JAY>>>>>>hmmmmmmmmm

  33. TopThat!

    She right. Plus you can make ya ***** smaller or bigger depending on what your wearing and what bra you have on.

    As far as ***** looking different well I guess it could depend on the jeans or the dress. But if its huge it’ll look big in just about everthing.

    If its flat it’s flat

  34. Bahama Mama

    TX.. what up Shawty…lol

    LOL @ Miss Beasley…sore-ree…lol

    TRAY! Heifer…and u know why…lol

    Spank Ya Bones…tee hee

  35. FOXYCLEOPATRA

    I DON’T SEE ANYTHING SUSPECT. I’M TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE. MOST DAYS I’M COVERED UP SO WHEN DECIDE TO EXPOSE MYSELF A BIT, ALOT OF PPLE BEGIN TO THINK THEY R FAKE. ADD TO THIS THE FACT THAT EVEN WHEN I’M NOT WEARING A BRA, IT APPARENTLY LOOKS LIKE I’M WEARING A WONDER BRA (SOMEONE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO POINT THIS OUT TO ME). DIFFERENT PPLE LOOK DIFFERENT AND SOME OF US ARE JUST PLAIN LUCKY. *****ING GET OVER HER RACKS!!!

  36. Traycee - Happy Holidys!!!

    LMAOOOOOOOO DAYUM, why I gots to be the heffa……witcha punk ***** *****! LOL

  37. FiyahCrotch

    My ***** grew from 18-20 then 20-25 to the marvelous DD’s I have today…BUT it did not happen over night and it happens along with gaining weight all over.

    Rhiannon went from an A cup on Friday am and a Full C on Sunday…go back and check all her photos and the evidence is clear. She was walking with the cane all bundled up and then Wham Cane gone, tanktops on and new *****ays as the guys are pointing out!

  38. Bahama Mama

    not a “regular sized” forehead! why you got beef wit her forehead BMama

    ^^ Now Snick.? i don’t have no “beef” with ri ri…some of us island girls do have big ol foreheads( not I, lol)…But her’s is pretty darn huge….lol

  39. lala

    who cares?

    I knew the take down would start soon….


  40. They still don’t get it. In this age — with gossip sites and papps and cameras and things to magnify 6000x and interested parties, etc…

    you make more of an ***** of yourself when you lie. Cuz they will expose you. It’s pointless, now. 30 years ago, you could tell lies. Not anymore.

    Best to come clean in the first place before the interested parties make a fool of you.

    Those chi chis look like two round *****; and they sit like too round *****.

    They — like all the other round ***** — look wholly unnatural.

    With that said, I’m dying to touch one. I wonder what they could possibly feel like. Just curious.

    http://www.theblackactor.com

  41. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Bones!!

    Man I’m laughing so hard you just made coffee come out my nose. Damn!! Its hot too!!! I told you not so early Dawg now look what you’ve done. And why you got to sound like Tron Dawg LOL LMAO

  42. tek-9

    Good morning Bossip. I went to the dentist this morning, and he told me that my breath smells like cow dung!!!

  43. ChineseChickenWingz

    i cant tell by this photo i need to examine them up close-same way with Lolas ***** photos and videos r no good-i need to lay hands on them

  44. txshawty

    Snickers…naw I didn’t get to, what was that fool talking about this morning?! lol

  45. AND...

    @FOXYCLEOPATRA

    I get the same thing. I don’t know if it’s b/c of how I dress or what but everyday attire ppl think I’m rocking a C cup but then I’ll wear something a little more form fitting and they are like whoa what happened to you? I’m like nothing happened. Just b/c I don’t walk around trying to show my DD by wear really tight low cut stuff all the time doesn’t mean I don’t have them.

  46. Bahama Mama

    LMAOOOOOOOO DAYUM, why I gots to be the heffa……witcha punk ***** *****! LOL

    ^^^ LMAO..u know why…lol why I gotta be a punk though?(lmao @ me not want’n to be call a punk but okay with *****…lol)


  47. Nooooo BMama in a good way!

    No homo

  48. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    TxShawty

    Is the broad trying to tell us her *****ies are real?

    Are you kidding? They look good though I cant front but she really needs to stop *****in with our intellegence

  49. AND...

    ChineseChickenWingz

    i cant tell by this photo i need to examine them up close-same way with Lolas ***** photos and videos r no good-i need to lay hands on them

    LMAO@^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  50. txshawty

    lol @ Daddy!


  51. shawty

    you know Gary aint got no sense either, he swear everybody facing jail time!! why this fool tell Rickey he was facin’ 40-60 years in jail for the child support case!!!

    I almost died!!!!

  52. txshawty

    Lola’s booty, though, is just a trave-sha-mockery!

    A travesty, a sham, AND a mockery!

    Now, I ain’t a booty expert (seeing that I’m still waiting for God to hand me mine lol) but How you gone have an upside down booty!?

  53. txshawty

    Snickers! Gary is sooooooooo stupid lol! I’m like, ‘Gary, your TEA went bad!’ lol…I love all them fools!

  54. txshawty

    Lol @ me picturing ‘Lola’ taking a dump on a handstand b/c of the upside down badonk! lol

  55. AND...

    txshawty

    LMAO@

    Now, I ain’t a booty expert (seeing that I’m still waiting for God to hand me mine lol) but How you gone have an upside down booty!?

  56. Kim

    Rihanna anna anna is so annoying?? She is so fake and another r n b chick that wants to be like Beyaki!

  57. Bahama Mama

    Miss Beasley

    Nooooo BMama in a good way!

    No homo

    ^^^ lol i know…i was being silly

  58. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    LMAO..u know why…lol why I gotta be a punk though?(lmao @ me not want’n to be call a punk but okay with *****…lol)

    Yeah, I know why……..ok, how about a punk trick *****? Nah…..that’s too hurtful! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, punk ***** *****……..yea, that’s it!!! PUNK ***** *****!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

  59. Bones Jordan

    @ M Daddy, what’s good my dude. I’m happy that I help bring laughter to you. Real talk though my nig, they ain’t like begging to be sucked and played with. Personally, I don’t care if a broad got implants or not. To me it’s the same concept as buying a wig, or high heels. Females do a lot to enhance the way they look, that’s why a bruh appreciates a NATURALLY beautiful woman soooooooo *****in much. I’ll give yall a scenario b4 I go to lunch. I have a supervisor at my job. She’s 5′9 with brown eyes. Light skinned, wears enough make up, and dresses nice. But in reality, she’s actually not at all attractive. Here’s why. She rocks a lace front or a good weave(don’t care and can’t tell), wonder bra or somethin extra in them ***** like a muh*****a, contact lenses cuz of course the ***** can’t just admit she needs eyegl*****es. Lipstick er day, and high ***** heels that make her about 2 inches(in reality it’s 4) shorter than me. My point is a lot of women because of their culture or low self esteem or whatever the ***** ever……feel like they have to fit a certain image and be beautiful cuz of course nothing is worse than being an ugly broad in America. Scratch that. Being a crippled ugly broad in America.


  60. Now, I ain’t a booty expert (seeing that I’m still waiting for God to hand me mine lol) but How you gone have an upside down booty!?

    ___________________________________________________

    I can’t breathe!

  61. weezy

    stop lyin

    you got you ***** and nose done.

  62. Bones Jordan

    @ TX Shawty, I heard her *****sses is real….. And I bein a booty expert can tell you that she’s done a lil somethin extra, prolly not surgery, but some help, like the cream or the clear.(wink to my female sports fans), with that said Ima go eat. C yall @ 1pmest. Holla

  63. Bahama Mama

    Yeah, I know why……..ok, how about a punk trick *****? Nah…..that’s too hurtful! Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, punk ***** *****……..yea, that’s it!!! PUNK ***** *****!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

    ^^^

    LMAO…TRAY u so mean, u got me cry’n ova here *sniffle, sniffle* it’s kool though…yo mean *****….lol U TOE LICKER!!!! lmao and un***** ur eyes..LMAO

  64. Jelani3000

    Could just be a good bra

  65. txshawty

    That’s true Bones…about all the different lengths alot of women will go to….I ain’t never been a weave wearer…they nervouses me ever since I was lil and my pony tail fell off on the playground cuz a sista was playing too hardlol!!!!!!!! Whoo that traumatized me for life…lol

    Bones…yea I heard of the clear…can’t detect in athletes’ urine…mhm…lol

  66. Rebel78

    maybe she just got stung by a dozen bees..**wink wink**

  67. txshawty

    Traycee why you over there making my HOMEY cry!?

  68. AND...

    @Bones Jordan

    Few questions:

    1. Do you know she has a weave?

    2. What’s wrong with wearing contacts?

    3. Whats’ wrong with a wonder bra?

    4. What’s wrong with high heels?

    5. What’s wrong with make-up?

    I thought you were gonna say she had breast implants, botox, lipo, and wears a weave. I can understand that not being natural but all the other stuff you mentioned except for the weave don’t seem unnatural to me. According to Irv and Ja’s post all the women they named as the top 5 in the industry do all the stuff you just mentions but you were okay with it over there. What’s up??

  69. Bahama Mama

    *amognst tears and sobs*

    Ttt-hank you Tx..I kkn know u’d have Mmm-my back..

  70. Rebel78

    txshawty..you made me cry with the playground story..did you get it back?

  71. txshawty

    {pats B’mama on the back}

    Remember though, keep the snot off my sweater.

    YOu betta suck that mug up QUICK when you feel it starting to flow down….You betta do like those nasty lil kids, and practice sucking it up after it gets so far down, lol.

  72. Strong Black Man

    she at least got a lift

  73. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Wait…….you taking now, Tx??? Oh ok, I see how it is!

    Pushhhhhhhhhh PUHLEASE!!!!!!!! That trick ain’t crying! MAN UP!!!!!!!!

    In reference to my *****ed eyes……they will be fixed in the new year when my Flex Spending Acct kicks in! And, yall gonna be some hating muddaukkas!

  74. Bahama Mama

    LMMFAO…

    *keeps snot off of Tx.’s sweater*

    and remember when u use to cry u’d do that lip tremble and and body shudder…..or was that just bad a$$?

  75. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Bones

    cuz of course nothing is worse than being an ugly broad in America. Scratch that. Being a crippled ugly broad in America

    _____________________________________________________

    LMAO anit that the ***** *****in truth. Dawg I know some of those too.

  76. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    @ Tx…….UGH, that ***** just made me throw up in my mouth! AHhhhhhhhhhhh I’m gagging now!!! (no homo) SOOOOOOO effin nasty!

  77. Bahama Mama

    *just my bad a$$

    And Tray how u know i’m not cry’n? you ain’t here!! *sniffle, and lip tremble*

  78. txshawty

    Rebel78, lol yea I got it back, I saw it on the ground, and b/c I watched too much Martin, when I saw it I was like Gina and Martin on that ep where they went on that wack cereal box vacation and that Killer rat/”puppy” was in the window. I was like, there is a dead animal on the playground, and I was a lil tomboyish, so I went over to mess with it, looked down and was like, ‘Say, my head feel a lil light’ looked closer, and {nods} yea, it was ya girl’s pony tail! I said ‘OH LORD JESUS’ {ask for forgiveness for calling his name in vain}! My homegirls gathered around me in a circle to shield me from everybody else, and put that thing back on my head.

    I was scared to move turn my head that whole day for fear of it falling off again. Pony tail all discombobulated n’thangs, leaning, and crooked lol!

  79. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    traycee

    Be good Santa is watching

  80. Bahama Mama

    M-daddy and Bones

    Ugly girls need love too u know…

  81. txshawty

    Rebel78, and I told myself NEVER AGAIN! lol…Now I have the Melinda Williams, Fantasia, and the Old Nia Long and Halle Berry length! lol..It suits me juuust fine! lol

    B’mama…yea, I do that lip tremble now when I’m playing…be looking into the sky at something that’s not there to avoid crying lol.

  82. Rebel78

    still dying from laughter tx..really my sides hurt

  83. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    MANNNNNNNN EFF a Santa! Ain’t no damn snow on the ground. It’s like 45 freaking degrees!

    Bmama…..BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO witcha phony *****!


  84. Col. Crazy reporting for duty !! dem sum nice titays … It`s ok Rihanna we know your not knifed up ….. just like we know Beyonce don`t wear butt pads !!! We believe you !!

  85. Rebel78

    tx..I’m sure it looks better than a dead squirrel on ur head!


  86. I’ve never been sure about that. A good bra really can do wonders if you have a lil something something to work with. Now Ciara has absolutely nothing to work with which is why I could understand why she’d want to get a little something added on. Rih Rih had a lil something from jump.

  87. txshawty

    Rebel78, those girls on that playground that day will ALWAYS be my homies for life {lip tremble, bites lip, and looks up to the sky}…I haven’t seen them in awhile, but I will NEVER forget their bravery and heroism (??, lol} that day! The way they banded together to put that SNAP-on {smh, it was new-quick kind of way to put one on, and a hot mess lol} weave back on my big-ole 9-year old head?? Shall always hold a dear place in my heart.

  88. Rebel78

    @Bird

    ain’t no bra that good.. trust me I should know.

  89. Bahama Mama

    Tray why I gotta be phony? damn son…that’s cold….lol


  90. We don’t believe you – you need more people – ***** please, next she’ll be saying Neyo’s straight.


  91. shawty

    yo’ stories be killin me…where do you get this stuff from????

  92. colocha

    She could be telling the truth. I mean she’s stilll young. I’ve known girls that have had late growth spurts. They’ll grow a few cup sizes.

  93. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    I ain’t got no damn chimney for his ***** to come down. What he gonna do? Knock on my door and ask me to close my eyes while he puts gifts under my tree? Oh wait…….I ain’t got no tree either! And, I sure as hell don’t have any milk & cookies (Bernie Mac voice) waiting fo’ his ***** either! Santa……..yea right!

  94. GC-SCORPION

    IF YOU LOOK AT THE BEFORE AND AFTER PICTURES, YOU SEE THAT THE DRESS ON THE LEFT IS PULLING DOWN ON HER TETAS. THE SECOND DRESS, HOWEVER IS PUSHING THEM UP, THEREFORE MAKING THEM LOOK BIGGER. EITHER WAY MAMI IS LOOKING GOOD.

  95. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    @ Bmama……I’m sorry, u know I gots nothing but luv fa ya! BIG HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!! (no homo)

  96. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    and wipe ya snotty ***** nose, too!

  97. me that's who

    who the hell is that ms. beasley up there lmao

    and i’d love some ***** for x-mas, if i didn’t already have a chest full

    what up my ppls….

  98. txshawty

    GC-I saw that too, I don’t really think she got anything done.

    Snickers… that happened in real life, not for ‘play-play’ lol…hard times, hard times lol

  99. txshawty

    MTW!!!! Hey big sis!

  100. Aoki Lee

    NOT ONLY IS HER ***** FAKE SO IS HER NOSE!!!

    LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE IN THAT HONKER HER NOSE WAS WIDE AS KRS 1′S


  101. Me Thats Who

    It’s a doll from a kids show back in the day..lol

  102. Bahama Mama

    LMAO @ TRAY….sniffle

    MTW!!!!! Hi buddy!! lol

  103. txshawty

    Traycee and B’mama…yea wipe your nose, just not on my shirt…I ain’t tryna have no mucus membranes on my shirt lol!

  104. nahnah

    She is a *****ing liar. It’s pretty apparent she’s had a boob job, and possibly some other jobs. But a boob job is definate. Her ***** went from saggy to looking like two bowling *****. Oh, please.

    Rihanna, if you’re reading this: stop your *****ing lies!

  105. hiswife

    A good bra can do the trick. If you look at the pics of her and her dog her chest is still on the flat side. Some days she got *****ies and some days she doesn’t so that goes to show it is not plastic surgery because she should have them all the time if they were fake!!

  106. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Me That’s Who……..BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  107. me that's who

    lmmfao @ shawty and her ponytail, i mean i am laughing with you not @ you, and i rock the hell out them pony’s shawty, got my long beyonce one on now……lol

  108. hiswife

    I guess some of you never heard of the “chicken cutlet” trick. You put a silicone implant in your bra under your ***** and that can increase your ***** up to how ever many sizes you want.

  109. leave it be

    hi peoples!!!!!

  110. Bahama Mama

    Chello Leave it be….


  111. What up LIB!! How many times will you be hit on today…my guess is 7 lol

  112. colocha

    @hiswife

    I know what you’re talking about. My mom used to use that trick. LOL. I’m with you. I don’t think it was surgery… just a growth spurt, along with a good padded push up bra.

  113. me that's who

    Me Thats Who

    It’s a doll from a kids show back in the day..lol

    ^^^^^^^^^^^

    let me break it down, me and my homie 504 be going back and forth cause she had like this gravatar that was a cat dressed like an old bitty, and i was like i hate that ***** cahnge it back she was like it hate you then she was like don’t my gravatar look like an old lady that plays bingo named Ms Beasley, that was why i was like wtf lmmfao i had no clue it was a real charecter…..

  114. Bahama Mama

    BOOOOOOOOOOOO urself Tray…Did you have some spiked egg nog? LOL

  115. leave it be

    why must you start ms b? i see being sick hasnt stopped you from making jokes, lol

  116. AND...

    @leave it be

    Hellur

  117. leave it be

    @ and..’ello!!!


  118. LOL at Me Thats Who…yeah it is but thats my real last name…I feel old now

  119. meohmy

    If you look at her in that pink dress (obviously she isn’t wearing a bra) her cleavage looks like two balloons under her skin. I have big ***** (natural ones!) and my ***** dont look like that when I wear a good bra.

    Rihanna is lying, she is just an average looking chick trying to look super special. Go to the Caribbean and there are tons of better looking chicks than Rihanna.

  120. txshawty

    Hey LIB!

    Um…MTW…girl I know lol! I wouldn’t care if you were laughing AT me either, I do that for myself lol! I just laugh about situations, I mean it’s already happened, what am I gone be mad/embarr*****ed for?? lol My ponytail is on the ground, now what we gonna do about this? Cry? or laugh, dust the thing off, and put it back on? Cuz while you’re over there crying about it with that lil ball that’s your real hair just out in the open, you could be putting that mug on loL!

    Y’all remember when they used to make weave ponytails outta putting your real hair in a ball and wrapping the track around it… or putting your real hair into a ponytail and wrapping the track around it? I remember when some girls hairstyle would get old, their real pony tail (bout half an inch long,lol) would start sticking up outta the fake, long one! lol

    Get it together!

  121. Bahama Mama

    ALL RIGHTY THEN

    i’m iz bored…and hungry and sleepy and I got work to do…which i don’t feel like doing.

  122. M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Traycee

    LMAO I just busted out laughing. My co-worker are lookin at me like I have lost my mind

    You are hella crazy LMAO Is santa going to knock on my door and tell me to close my eyes while he puts gifts under the tree. Oh wait I dont have a tree LOL

    I’m *****ing crying over here DAMN!!!

  123. Strong Black Man

    its like a family reunion in here and i wasn’t invited..***** ya’ll

    and people Ne’yo is not gay…maybe sensitive, but not gay


  124. No it hasn’t LIB!!! Especially since I have this handy bottle of Nyquil lol

  125. Bahama Mama

    Go to the Caribbean and there are tons of better looking chicks than Rihanna.

    ^^ yup! and yall are blogging with the BADDEST one!

    yea i’m tootin my own horn..And what!

    lmao

  126. Hazelnut

    Rihanna is only 19! How much “working out” does she have to do? At that age, your body should be effortlessly in shape…

  127. me that's who

    Y’all remember when they used to make weave ponytails outta putting your real hair in a ball and wrapping the track around it… or putting your real hair into a ponytail and wrapping the track around it? I remember when some girls hairstyle would get old, their real pony tail (bout half an inch long,lol) would start sticking up outta the fake, long one! lol

    ^^^^^^^^^

    lmao i know shawty, ahhahhahhahh and the back of the girls head would be all nappy and ***** and she still tryna to rock that damn ponytail…..whooooo shawty you be killing me….

  128. Strong Black Man

    @Bmama..St.Croix..lol i didn’t want to leave


  129. NOOOOOOOOOOO txshawty LMAO! I seen somebody like that a couple days ago….hot ***** mess I tell ya. It was really bad though cause her hair was like 1 in. and the pony was about 12…

  130. me that's who

    lol Miss Beasley, talking bout she old, i swear i wish 504 would come on in here cause i would call her damn gravatar Ms. Beasley all kinda names, lmao it was funny as hell, now i can’t do that tho cause we got a real Beasley……i used to be like EFF MS. BEASLEY man i am just tripping offa this *****, i can’t stop laughing……

  131. AND...

    Bahama Mama

    Go to the Caribbean and there are tons of better looking chicks than Rihanna.

    ^^ yup! and yall are blogging with the BADDEST one!

    yea i’m tootin my own horn..And what!

    Ain’t nothing wrong wit that. TOOT IT!! :)

  132. Bahama Mama

    SBM – I’ve never been to St. Croix i have an ex from there and he was fine…lol

  133. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    LMAO @ Bmama……..nope! I’m just hungry and bored and ready to leave this dayum job!!!

    @ SBM…..DAYUM. Why ya gotta come at us like that? Sheesh, it IS the holiday season. BE NICE!!!!!!!!!! We have nothing but love in here.

  134. Strong Black Man

    they got the grill right in front of you choppin chicken up, you can get a quarter or a half, a biscuit, some white rice and beans and be set for the whole day..thats some good eatin

  135. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    @ M-Daddy…I try! glad I can make SOMEONE on this damn board laugh 2day! :)

  136. Bahama Mama

    aww why thank you AND…and sure ain’t nuttin wrong with it…

    lol

  137. me that's who

    NOOOOOOOOOOO txshawty LMAO! I seen somebody like that a couple days ago….hot ***** mess I tell ya. It was really bad though cause her hair was like 1 in. and the pony was about 12…

    ^^^^^^ lol see MissB, and shawty what yall gotta do is know how to rock them right, mine be looking good, , i can hook yall up damn it…..lmao

  138. leave it be

    ‘ello txshawty, you got me dying with the make-shift pony tails! lmao!

  139. Bahama Mama

    they got the grill right in front of you choppin chicken up, you can get a quarter or a half, a biscuit, some white rice and beans and be set for the whole day..thats some good eatin

    ^^^ NAW son, don’t get me started on food..

  140. Strong Black Man

    @Everybody….

    how many people actually pick up ice that falls on your kitchen floor??? lol i don’t and just stepped in a small puddle of water..*****!

  141. me that's who

    ^^ yup! and yall are blogging with the BADDEST one!

    yea i’m tootin my own horn..And what!

    lmao

    ^^^^^^^SOMEbody is a lil *****y today……..get em’ girl…..lol

  142. me that's who

    make-shift pony tails! lmao!

    ^^^^^^ lmmfao yall gon’ lay off the ponytails, them thangs come in handy damn it, quick easy do it yaself, all kinda advantages….

  143. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    ^^ yup! and yall are blogging with the BADDEST one!

    yea i’m tootin my own horn..And what!

    lmao

    ^^^^^^^SOMEbody is a lil *****y today……..get em’ girl…..lol

    ^^^^ lol just a lil bit!

  144. leave it be

    strong black man…i have a dog…nothing ever hits my floor…..

  145. Bahama Mama

    how many people actually pick up ice that falls on your kitchen floor?

    ^^ I do…no slip and fall insurance for me! lol

    SOMEbody is a lil *****y today……..get em’ girl…..lol

    ^^

    every now and then!! lol

  146. Kas Girl

    Obviously her tities are fake, but they look good…all she had to do was admit that they were fake and people probably would have had just a lil more respect for her, but since she wanna lie and *****…aint no way her ***** go from an A cup to a D cup..by a damn bra…..we would have all types of *****es walkin around with big ***** tities if that was the case

  147. me that's who

    Everybody….

    how many people actually pick up ice that falls on your kitchen floor??? lol i don’t and just stepped in a small puddle of water..*****!

    ^^^^^ lol i do cause one time i didn’t and my hubby went in the kitchen slipped and busted his *****, i was dying offa that ***** cause he a big ***** dude laid out on the damn kitchen floor……lmao

  148. txshawty

    lol hey, hey hey!

    I gave up on weave a looong time ago, I’ve been clean and sober and weaveless for about 10 + years now lol…I did however rock the occasional cornrows with some yaki, but that’s cuz that mug was SECURED on my head…ain’t no cornrows going nowhere, shake your head real hard, and you’re still in tact! lol

    SMB…don’t be over there talkin bout food, {like Martin} Got me HONGREE THAN A MUG!

    {re-reads} Biscuits!? Not my-mam-uh biscuits! Martin was my show! {tear}

  149. Strong Black Man

    i thought i was triflin for not pickin it up but “i’m damn it’s gonna melt anyway and its just water” lol

  150. KillaBeeSwarm

    that ain’t natural. if a bra could do that, well Kas Girl already said it.


  151. NOOOO Me Thats Who not me…some random chic at the grocery store. But thank you!!!

  152. minearefake

    *****ies are flexible, the swell up in certain times of the month, bras can add 1-2 cups sizes, there is taping, corsets and all. It’s very clear in that first picture she has on like 2 bras, for effect.

  153. Strong Black Man

    @txshawty i’ve never understood woman’s “beef” with weave?? educate me

  154. txshawty

    SBM…I don’t either, but it’s because I forget! Then I be upset when I step in that cold puddle later, with socks on makes me even more mad lol! Socks soak up the water and you all mad cause you JUST took a shower and changed socks now you go this cold wet water on the bottom of your foot and you gotta wait for it to dry. {sigh} smh

    lol @ MTW defending weave ponytails! If yours ain’t lopsided and makeshift, don’t worry about it lol…Only get mad when it applies…unless?? lol

  155. leave it be

    crying over the fact that txshawty went to

    weave-hab!!!!!!


  156. Also MTW please feel free to continue your degradation of your homies gravie…I’s tough

  157. AND...

    Strong Black Man

    @Everybody….

    how many people actually pick up ice that falls on your kitchen floor??? lol i don’t and just stepped in a small puddle of water..*****!

    dammit i hate that, especially when you got socks on. ohhh that *****es me off.

  158. ThatFiyah!

    I don’t know. Looks like a push up bra to me. I have to go in her house and examine by hand. I can’t say much about girls tata’s if they knifed up. I know some of yall be wearing that good bra that make yall get them big perky tig o’ bitties, but when the clothes come off they be lined up with the belly button. Jus saggin. They might not be fake. Maybe some of yall who claim to have nice *****ies and claiming hers is fake need to have the same personal trainer she has. Jus implyin

  159. Bahama Mama

    ooh Lunch time

    GONE!

  160. txshawty

    SBM…I have no problem with weave when you rock it right lol…I just don’t wear it myself, if you scroll up, you can read about my traumatic experience when I was younger lol…

  161. AND...

    @ThatFiyah!

    That’s one reason I want a breast reduction. DD at 22 with no kids are okay but in 10 years them sucka are gona look like socks with apples in ‘em. I don’t wanna step on my *****.

  162. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    BYE……GREEDY!!! LOL

    Bossip is monitoring my posts. :(

  163. me that's who

    Only get mad when it applies…unless?? lol

    ^^^^^^ my ***** is on point lol i just left the ladies room and was like damn my ponytail is the bidness today…..i am just too cute…..lmao damn bmama *****iness rubbing off on me…..

  164. txshawty

    B’mama, come back with a toasted chicken teriyaki sandwich from Subway. Thanks. {wink}

  165. me that's who

    bye T……

  166. txshawty

    AND…

    LOL! SOCKS WITH APPLES IN EM! G’LAWD, why did that remind of the part on “Nutty Professor: The Klumps” when Granny was talkin about how she thought she was having a heart attack but looked down and she was ’standing on her own *****y’! lol

  167. me that's who

    Also MTW please feel free to continue your degradation of your homies gravie…I’s tough

    ^^^^^^heifer changed it to the “finger” lol you will see she prolly gon come in here….

  168. me that's who

    i love that damn sensual seduction, @ 1st i was like wth snoop….the ***** is hot tho….yall agree…

  169. ThatFiyah!

    I don’t know they look the same to me but just pushed up and smashed in. I know couple saggin *****ie gurls that do that to look like they got nice ***** don’t let it fool ya. When the clothes come off the nipples line up with the navel

  170. Strong Black Man

    Can’t get ya socks wet people..soggy ***** socks is a no no..got to put them in washer all over again and the same invisible man in the dryer that be stealing woman’s panties be stealing men’s socks as well lol

  171. Bones Jordan

    @ Everybody, yall are the funniest people in the world. Hey LIB, I ain’t gone lie or front momma, I clipped your pic and it’s my wallpaper. I AM NOT A STALKER AND WON’T SAY NO *****ED UP ***** TO YOU ma’am. I’m just sayin I’d love for you to break up with your man and hop a flight to Detroit this weekend. That’s all. Anyway……….

    @ And…….sorry sweetie I was @ lunch….. To answer your question, my point was that women in general in the USA try too *****in hard. You’re beautiful anyway without all that *****. I have a problem with heels on anybroad that ain’t 5′ or shorter because you DON’T *****ING NEED THEM. Also women in our society are conditioned to think that these things help. IMHO, natural beauty is the best and truth be told unless you gotta ***** like Deelishis or ol’ *****o ho Hennesy I mentioned earlier your PERSONALITY(GOT THAT?) is gonna make a ***** fall in love with you. Look at who Denzel chose to be his life partner. A decent looking black woman, not fine, with the biggest T and A, but a decent natural looking woman(no sarcasm).


  172. That just made my stomach hurt txshawty

  173. leave it be

    sbm…you know that damn panty stealer too!!!???? i hate him!!!!

  174. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    and what the hell IS the invisible man doing w/ all of those damn socks & panties???

  175. Bones Jordan

    @ And, are you a fly girl, banger or just plain old thick(not fat!!!). I read your post about your ***** earlier and I’m just askin.

    I described myself in a post about 4 days ago I think.

  176. txshawty

    Only get mad when it applies…unless?? lol

    ^^^^^^ my ***** is on point lol i just left the ladies room and was like damn my ponytail is the bidness today…..i am just too cute…..lmao damn bmama *****iness rubbing off on me…..

    ^^^Do it big then! I only have a problem with weave in these cases:

    Exhibit A) Natural hair is BEE-YOO-TIFUL to me, but don’t be tryna do it natural with some silky weave. It doesn’t mix.

    Exhibit B) You mix weaves. I saw this woman with 5 different weaves in her head b/c she likes to ‘collect them’…Her hair was burgundy, yellow, brown, and orange.

    Exhibit C) Denying your heritage, just to say you have INDIAN in your family…that may be true, but the hair was made in Taiwan.

    Exhibit D) Don’t you DARE have the unmitigated gall to get upset when someone asks if it is your real hair when the day before you looked like Mr. Clean, and today your hair is Beyonce’s length! Dont…you…dare! If you’re gonna do all that, make it look like it grew, add a lil at a time lol! Let us see it gradually, you can’t be like BAM with all that hair so fast all ***** nilly!

    lol

  177. Strong Black Man

    I don’t know, i guess thats why I get that lame ***** “sock gift” every Xmas


  178. When the clothes come off the nipples line up with the navel

    ___________________________________________________

    DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  179. ThatFiyah!

    @Bahama Mama

    You iz absolutely right. Got to give it to her she is from Barbados, Bajan girls do seem to have their body on point. Thats that good island spices ha!! But yeah i got island friends that are just BaaaaDD! Some became ***** stars (look up Jasmine St. Claire)

  180. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Exhibit C) Denying your heritage, just to say you have INDIAN in your family…that may be true, but the hair was made in Taiwan.

    ^^^^^LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    which is why I DO NOT do weaves…even if it’ll make my hair look “fuller” I’ll have flat hair before a head full of weave tracks anyday!

  181. leave it be

    @txshawty…please stop…imabout to print that and slide it under a few chicks doors…..

    @bones thank you for the compliment…


  182. Traycee maybe he cuts up the fabric to give to Khia so she can knit her wonderful outfits?

  183. Strong Black Man

    @that fiyah….I have a personal relationship with Ms. St. Claire


  184. Thats 1 LIB! I’m just sayin…lol

  185. me that's who

    lmao @ shawty, well none of that ***** apply to me, lawd you are nutz….got my damn sides hurting over here…..

  186. ThatFiyah!

    @ Strong Black Man

    Ay do you!

  187. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Traycee maybe he cuts up the fabric to give to Khia so she can knit her wonderful outfits?

    ^^^^^^AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA LMAO

  188. txshawty

    mtw and LIB, I’m just saying…I’m usually the nice one but ppl trip me out, lol

  189. leave it be

    i was waiting for you ms. b!!!!!!!lmfao!!!!!


  190. ***** im 19 and my boobies are starting to fill…and i started puberty 11 years prior…plus when u have the before picture of her in a dress that pushes them down and then a after picture of her in a dress that pushes them out…it really doesnt make a good arguement bossip, try again


  191. I guess Im now off topic, lol

  192. ThatFiyah!

    @ Miss Beasley

    Yeah i know. I just thought the first one didnt come thru. My internet was trippin and i forgot what i put the first time

  193. txshawty

    Y’all betta quit sleeping on Khia and her creations! While y’all over there cold and freezing, this woman is comfy cozy, and warm and toasty in her yarn/crocheted 3 piece suit with the American flag print on it!

  194. txshawty

    Mz. Asia lol…all of us Bossip crew members have A.D.H.D. we jump topics more than Foxy gets jumped.

    {slaps back of hand}

    Bad. Stop!

  195. Chi mi

    She could be like me. I had a sudden growth spurt when I was beginning 8th grade. I went from a c- cup to dd-cup. And it def. wasn’t no implants going on. So maybe she just had her spurt late…maybe.

  196. ThatFiyah!

    mz. asia i see u lil cutie urself, but anyways at least you are looking at the same thing i’m looking at. that first dress look a lil loose while the 2nd one is a lil tight

  197. Strong Black Man

    @Mz. Asia….lol thank you for that tentalizing summary….(jets for the bathroom)

    rotmfflmao

  198. Bones Jordan

    @ And, you’re welcome and I hope you like my sense of humor. Although I do admit when I’m joking with ANYBODY dudes usually “get it” more than the ladies.

  199. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Mz. Asia lol…all of us Bossip crew members have A.D.H.D. we jump topics more than Foxy gets jumped.

    {slaps back of hand}

    Bad. Stop!

    ^^^^^^^^^^^LMAOOOO

  200. Bones Jordan

    @ all the females who care 2 divulge………….. How big is yo *****ays(excited Tron voice) and what color panties you got on? LOL yet surprisingly serious.


  201. You have to have some kind of record LIB! They need to pay you for bringing in their male audience lol.

    txshawty LMAO

  202. ThatFiyah!

    She looks like a C to me don’t forget the fact that this girl is like 5′11″ also…. I think

  203. txshawty

    Miss Beasley, I know, right! LIB is doing it big! lol


  204. hey LIB! I told you…a new one everyday!!

    heeey MTW..why I hate myself for almost, sorta kinda liking that d*mn Snoop song……….


  205. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS Txshawty! She is the Halle of Bossip!

    No homo


  206. shawty

    Martin was my show too!! why I be on youtube laughin like I aint never seen ‘em before??

  207. Strong Black Man

    @ilovesnickers…that snoop song make me do weird things,like dance uncontrollably and move in very “suspect ways” roflmmfao


  208. uuummmm I’m almost afraid to ask, but wh wh wh what kinda weird things SBM……somethin’ you wanna share wit us????

  209. txshawty

    Snickers I was looking at the Christmas episode when Martin did a sort of ‘Scrooge’ type parody, and i was rolling when he had to go with “Gina: Ghost of Christmas present” when she did the wave of her arm to transport them to ‘Nipseys’ in the present, and the first time her powers didn’t work, she did it again talkin bout, ‘I say…’ and it finally worked lol!

    And why does every rapper thinks he has the ability to sing!? Snoop better get his sexual seduction looking…lol I will say, his swagger is crazy lol! But his voice?? not so much.

  210. txshawty

    SBM don’t you FALL for Snickers’ trap! lol

  211. Strong Black Man

    i just shared it..but thats bedroom things..i shouldn’t be disclosing my info like this

  212. leave it be

    ya’ll got my damn dog giving me the “puppy head tilt” cuz i keep laughing so hard!

  213. Strong Black Man

    @txshawty…lol i see em..

  214. Bones Jordan

    TIT SIZE ANYONE??? Don’t be prudes sistas. We just talking ***** @ work, school, whatever. And as you all can tell I am a female body worshipper and ***** I want some head(brain) candy while I’m typin wit y’all silly muh*****as.

    HOLLA

  215. txshawty

    She tryna get cha caught, dawg! lol

  216. Strong Black Man

    lol

  217. txshawty

    Bones…{doing math and thinking hard}

    Um..carry the two…take away the 5, divide by 75…uh ok yea I’mma say about a NEGATIVE ‘A’ Minus?? lol

  218. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    LMAO @ tx……..I know exactly which Martin episode ur talking about! They need to stop faking and do a reunion show since everyone (Martin & Tisha) is cool w/ each other again.

  219. txshawty

    Traycee what actually happened that the show went off the air??? I can’t remember, I just know it was something to do with Tisha and Martin.


  220. shawty

    “the first time her powers didn’t work, she did it again talkin bout, ‘I say…’ and it finally worked lol!”

    ____________________________

    why do the smallest things be sooo funny to me!!


  221. Traycee

    …all I want for Christmas is a ‘Martin’ reunion! who you think we can write in to??


  222. Y’all seen Tommy on that comedy competition show Bill Bellamy?


  223. *with Bill Bellamy*

  224. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Tx…..it was rumored that Martin was getting a lil too happy with the kissing takes on the show and Tisha got tired of putting up w/ it. He kept ramming his tongue down her throat and was getting his feel on.

    Snickers…..I don’t know. But best believe if I EVER bump into Martin on the streets he’s gonna get an earful! LOL *****, if they can do a freaking Simpsons movie AND a Sex in the City movie….why the ***** can’t they do a MARTIN movie???


  225. my FA-VO-RITE ‘Martin’ episodes are the ones with “Dragonfly Jones”!!!!!!

    *****istant: “yo Dragonfly, when you gon pay me my money, they ’bout to cut off my phone?”

    Dragonfly: “you shouldn’t be on the phone any damn way, you should be practicing your art, now move outta my way…young punk”

    {then Dragonfly gets his ***** whooped by his *****istant}


  226. ^LMAO I forgot about Dragonfly Jones….funny *****

  227. leave it be

    traycee…you know martin is crazy…you give him an earful, and that mug might pistol whip you and blame it on the sun!

  228. TruelyUrs

    If you have to ask, then it is true! Never second guess yourself


  229. LIB…I spoke to you waaaay up top…and still nothin!

    .

    .

    {mumbles under my breath……HEFFA}

  230. Traycee - Happy Holidays!!!

    Alright peeps………I’m out this *****!!!

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE AND I’LL “SEE” YOU ALL IN THE NEW YEAR!!!

    Be safe out there!

    HOLLA!!!!!!!!!!

  231. leave it be

    im sorry snickers…{going to look}

  232. txshawty

    Dragonfly jones’ license should have been revoked a LOOONG time ago, his *****istants are always whooping his behind!

  233. leave it be

    {spotted it} HEY SNICKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  234. txshawty

    It’s official…I’m sneaking up on Dragonfly Jones and jacking his belt…I bet he doesn’t even have a black belt, they probably just get him a dingy gray one telling him it was ALMOST black lol.


  235. Happy Holidays to you too Traycee!!


  236. shawty

    I could be here all day talkin about Martin……everything he did was FUN-NEE to me!

  237. Bones Jordan

    @ Everybody talking about Martin movie.

    *****ING FANTASTIC IDEA!!!!!! Real talk.

    @ LIB, Martin was a very good(not joking) golden gloves prospect in the early eighties. That’s prolly why a lot of his old routines involve some type of boxing joke or some *****.

    None of yall wanna tell me the size of the melons, eh? That’s cool.

    @ Tx. Shawty, thanks for havin some ***** baby.

    @ LIB, I can’t know the size of that cleavage on my wallpaper ma? That’s messed up.

  238. leave it be

    if you

  239. Bahama Mama

    EFF NOT HAVING NO LUNCH…..

    BASTIDS!

  240. AND...

    Txshawty said:

    AND…

    LOL! SOCKS WITH APPLES IN EM! G’LAWD, why did that remind of the part on “Nutty Professor: The Klumps” when Granny was talkin about how she thought she was having a heart attack but looked down and she was ’standing on her own *****y’! lol

    _____________________________________________________________________

    I know. I don’t want that to be me. So as much as I don’t like plastic surgery and the vainness I feel comes with it I will be getting it. E’rbody in my family has big knockers so I know what lies ahead. Ahhh hell no!


  241. If it envolves tities and *****. . Bossip Fam will be somewhere close around!

  242. leave it be

    sorry…..bones…what??!!!! lmao!


  243. Good Day everrrrybode. How is everyone?


  244. Rihanna and her rack is the reason why Jay aint married Bey yet.

  245. txshawty

    B’mama how you gone take a 1 hours break from Bossip for lunch and come back in the same condition!? Where you been lol! waitin in the same line, to get to the front and find out they don’t have no more of ANYTHING! lol

    Bones…I knew his boxing technique looked a tad pro, I was like, that boy look like he’ll bust a head open in a minute, wit his lil ole cute self! Martin was my boyfriend for a minuted lol.

  246. txshawty

    **oops, ‘minute’

    What it do, ikctMi!!!

  247. Bahama Mama

    hiya mickit!! i ain’t have no lunch so i’m in a BAD mood….

  248. AND...

    Bones Jordan said:

    And…….sorry sweetie I was @ lunch….. To answer your question, my point was that women in general in the USA try too *****in hard. You’re beautiful anyway without all that *****. I have a problem with heels on anybroad that ain’t 5′ or shorter because you DON’T *****ING NEED THEM. Also women in our society are conditioned to think that these things help. IMHO, natural beauty is the best and truth be told unless you gotta ***** like Deelishis or ol’ *****o ho Hennesy I mentioned earlier your PERSONALITY(GOT THAT?) is gonna make a ***** fall in love with you. Look at who Denzel chose to be his life partner. A decent looking black woman, not fine, with the biggest T and A, but a decent natural looking woman(no sarcasm).

    ___________________________________________________________________

    I feel you. That’s one of the reasons I like to go with as little makeup as possible. I remember this guy in the neighborhood that liked me and would always come to my house. One day he knocked on the door and I was taking down my braids. I wasn’t shame so I answered the door like “ hey”. He was like “oh I’ll come back when you got yourself together.” He was only used to seeing my dressed. After that I realized it’s all a show. If you like “me” then you will no matter how bad I may happen to look. If a guy only wants to be around when I look the way he wants me to he won’t make it very long. Women do a lot to catch a guy but don’t keep it up afterwards and he’s disgusted which I would be too. It’s deceitful if they go too far with it.

    @ And, are you a fly girl, banger or just plain old thick(not fat!!!). I read your post about your ***** earlier and I’m just askin.

    _____________________________________________________________

    Well I really don’t like talking about my physical attractiveness but I am 5’ 1’’ , 120lbs, and curvy. I don’t know if I’d call myself a banger or fly but I’m definitely not ugly. IDK it’s weird to describe myself. I feel like I’m advertising, lol.

  249. leave it be

    mickit…you just got here…you want a time out already?????

  250. txshawty

    lol

    Picturing B’mama…’Can I get some greens??’

    Lady: We ain’t got no mo’!

    B’mama: Ohhhkayyy, um, lemme get some soup

    Lady: Can’t.

    B’mama: Why?

    Lady: We ain’t got no mo’.

    B’mama: Well dang, what DO y’all have??

    Lady: Plastic utensils.

    The End.


  251. Now what I do??

  252. Bahama Mama

    LMMFAO nah TX…i had to do some damn work, this paper i’m working looks real good too…all nice and white reminds me of marshmellows


  253. Oh, I sorry Mama, I had a large xmas lunch. I am so full, I cant move

  254. leave it be

    2:12 pm…you know what you did mick…..

  255. AND...

    ikctMi

    Rihanna and her rack is the reason why Jay aint married Bey yet.

    _______________________________________________

    First of all comment funny as hell.

    Second gravatar hilarious.

    Third you and them damn cats be having one of party.


  256. AND…

    What I said about Jay and Bey was not nice. I am sorry LIB for making fun of your ppls. I promise not to do it again. . . today.

    *Lowers my head in shame at the sight of LIB glare… while I mouth the words Thanks AND that ish was funny…!*

  257. Bones Jordan

    @ And, thank you very kindly young lady.

    @ LIB, I won’t flirt no mo cuz like I said I ain’t a internet *****head and I respect you. But damn ma you are really my wallpaper at the gig so like I said I just wanted to know so I can have a letter or two in my head. Don’t worry about it. In my head you’re 35CC. And that’s the way it is.

    THE END

  258. Strong Black Man

    someone catch me up..


  259. I didnt know they made CC, ummm. . . does this mean Bones Jordan never been wit a wuman. I bet you, the only bras hes seen been his mamas

  260. leave it be

    @ bones asking me what size i am is not flirting…asking me if i want one pair of shoes or two is flirting! lol…j/k bones…

  261. leave it be

    mickit……you’re gonna loose your snack….

  262. Strong Black Man

    lol “CC” thats a new one


  263. I not hungry me and the cat been eating and partyin all day. NOT HUNGRY!!!

  264. leave it be

    and now the cats is in time out! fresh mouth!

  265. John

    I’m willing to do some up-close hands on examination to prove that Rihs not lying about the boob job. Call me PLEASE!!

  266. Zzzz

    Alot of singers have breast implants it isn’t incorrect to *****ume that her larger appearing ***** are due to surgery. However, they have bras that can make you appear to be 2 to 3 cup sizes bigger and there are tricks to make cleavage more *****ounced.

    I remember when Toni Braxton had hers done and Mariah Carey and Whitney Houston the list goes on and on. So, if Rihanna hasn’t gotten them done she will cuz they all do it. The afore mentioned artists are phenomenal talents and they did it for their images so yo know Rihanna could use the help.

  267. jjones

    i wonder who her doctor is he did a good job, does anybody know because i need to get 3-4 inches of my ***** taken off

  268. lala

    with the way sites like this and other paps distort pictures one can never tell what they are looking at!

    a nice push up bra can make a person’s ***** look better but really who gives a damn it’s her body…

  269. Amber

    LOL @ Strong Black Man..boy! you had me laughing about that.

    Cuz i damn! sure don’t pick up the ice when 2or3 then fell of the floor. But next thing you know you come back into the kitchen for some sweets to eat. BOOOOM! you then stepped in a freaking puddle of melt ice. And i be saying this when it happens to me “GOT DAMNIT AIN’T THIS DON’T BE ALL”

  270. Whatchaknoaboutdat?

    Yeah she had the ta-ta’s touched up and maybe she’s just not ready to admit to it yet. She wants everyone to believe that they’re “natural” and probly because that is what her Doc, management, and friends have been telling her.

    hahaha…

    delusions of grandure!

  271. NubianGoddez

    She needs to stop lying them little ***** *****ies have knifed up.

  272. jordynne

    lemme just say that bras perform wonders and her ***** are clearly held up by a tighter dress than the one in the before pic.. i have bras that make my ***** look 2x bigger..


  273. she’s lying…

    what else is new?

  274. calla

    she’s not lying. The only time her ***** look big are at awards shows and performances-when you see her out shopping from pap photos, her ***** look small.

    The girl probably is a small B, and her stylist uses push bras, cutlets and tape to make them look bigger and give her cleavage.

  275. sarai

    the before and after pictures are so dumb-you can tell the before picture’s dress is not hiking up her ***** like the after picture. And look at the photo of her in the leather-she’s wearing TWO bras probably full of stuffing to make them look round and huge.

  276. celia

    My friend is a stylist here in LA-she can easily up a person’s bustline by a cup or two with stuffing a bigger sized bra. She’s just wearing some major push up and loaded bras. Her ***** look pretty natural to me. They don’t show the signs of an implant at all. They are just push up alot.

  277. nici

    look at any candid photos of her when she’s just walking around shopping in sweats and a tshirt. She is very small busted. She hasn’t gotten implants. She just wears outfits for the stage the make her appear larger busted than she is.

  278. she

    she is natural in terms of her ***** and her nose. Her nose looks different depending on the makeup and lighting-one day it will look like it got fixed, the next day it looks like it’s old self. Same with her *****. Some days they look huge, other days she’s walking around completely deflated in casual clothes.

  279. nona

    her rack ain’t suspect-she just pushes them *****ies up alot for show. You only need a little to prop up like that.

  280. yeah, but...

    aight…so obviously she got breast implants because she hasn’t gained any weight but she just “magically” had a growth spurt at 19. This is obviously a tired and overused “are they/aren’t they” publicity stunt, so I don’t even know why I talk about it. Celebrities need to ***** off.

  281. Lili

    “Utterly unathentic…”– like her s*****? LMAO Please.

    She’s full of *****. Fabulous, but full of *****. Then again, your favorite stars usually are…


  282. actually, it’s cuz she has implants and wears pushup bras on stage that her ***** look so huge.

    in dresses where one can’t possibly wear a bra (which she’s worn before and after the surgery) you can tell a big difference from the before and afters. no tape in the world can prop ya thangs up that much. Also, in some of her newer dresses she’s not even wearing a bra or tape and with implants you don’t have to.

    either way i don’t care. she has no talent and did exactly what she swore she’d never do. stoop to just using sexiness to sell records.

    whatever do you, i’ve never been a hater and she is no reason for me to start being one. I’m just saying, damn son ya lying. we’ll see in a few years. just like Britney grew overnight and Lohan also. some people choose to believe that they’re real, smart people like me know they are lying. no biggie, you believe what you want and i’ll believe the truth.

    whatever, do you. if you’re happy i’m happy. end of story.

  283. hello

    i like her very much,ion my mind she is not only beautiful,but also gorgeous,but Amazing…I saw she has a personal blog on “WealthyKiss.com”, a private site for millionaires&celebrities I heard of from a friend of mine. The blog is updated very often. I think it may be ture

  284. memchee

    good for her! Too bad some of the older AA Women in the entertainment biz doesn’t have similiar sense.

    A healthy diet, good workout plan and a bit of esteem and realism will do anyone some good.


  285. Rihanna is a veryu beautiful women and I don;t think that she went under the knife.

    please come check me out my link

    http://www.theritalingeneration.com

  286. carlyrox

    no, those aren’t implants-check out any of the candid photos at rihannadaily dot com where she’s just doing her thing shopping this year in october, november, or december. The girl is actually small breasted. Without the push up bra, there’s smaller breats there, NOT IMPLANTS.

  287. NOIMPLANTS

    do these look like fake ***** to you? I don’t think so!

    rihannadaily.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=871

    taken in late october-and she’s been touring all since then so no time to have gotten surgery since late october

  288. NOIMPLANTS

    here’s a closeup shot of her in late october:

    rihannadaily.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=871&pos=1

    the girl’s barely a b cup I bet. Goes to show you people what a stylist can do with push bras, cutlets(fillers to put in bras) and tape.

  289. Rick Da Ruler

    Once agAin let it be stated that any GROWN-***** WOMAN WHO WANTS TO GO UNDER THE KNIFE LIKE RHI DID(ALLEGEDLY) TO ENHANCE HER GOODIEZ, WELL GUESS WTF WHAT, THATS HER BIZNESS…DAYUM…I KNOW I AINT MAD AT HER REGARDLESS…MATTER OF FACT I KINDA WOULDNT MIND HITTIN HER FUNNY-TALKIN CROSSOVER SINGIN ***** MANY MANY TIMES & FINDING OUT FOR MY DAMN SELF…

    I JUST HOPE THAT IF SHE DID DO THE DAMN THING THAT SHE DIDNT GO TO THAT BUTCHER OUT IN BEV HILSS DR. JAN…

  290. Back in the Day

    Wow…a B cup to a C cup?? Mane holla at me when she reach them D’s and her head shrink a little bit.

  291. Nita

    Her ***** grew, but her body didn’t go along with it proportionally. She’s never had an azz, either. She got implants, along with a bit of taping and bra help.

    She’s fake. And that’s alright, I guess — as long as people don’t try to pretend it’s real. Might as well argue that those lacefronts Beyonce rocks are her ‘real hair’.

  292. Nita

    memchee

    good for her! Too bad some of the older AA Women in the entertainment biz doesn’t have similiar sense.

    A healthy diet, good workout plan and a bit of esteem and realism will do anyone some good.

    ———————

    Genetics is 90% of the equation. Now, healthy diet and workout plan will do wonders for the sum of that equation — but Vanessa del Rio will NEVER be Heather Hunter no matter how much healthy dieting and working out either does.

    Same with Meagan Good will never be Mo’nique will never be Beyonce, or vices versa (with healthy dieting and working out alone).

    Rihanna has gotten some technical *****istance with her chest area. Padding or the knife, that’s not what she was born with. Someone figured she needed the technical *****istance to better succeed, and given the men’s reactions here to her enhancements… that ’someone’ was right. That’s life.

  293. Tammy

    She got her ***** done, her nose done and her skin lightened. So much for not having any work done.

  294. silversurfer

    YEP, AND SHE HAD THE NOSE DONE 2.

  295. leelee

    hhhaaatttteeersss! She was never flat if you have ever seen her videos. And not only does she have money to get good bras, but her clothes are tailored and that outfit is clearly snug. Leave her alone you women out there talking ***** about fake should know better! Breast sizes change over the course of our lives…she is only 19.

  296. Corree

    Well, for my 18th birthday, I got a breast reduction, and I never regretted it. Even while big ***** are all the rage now, I will never say I wish I didn’t do it. I hated looking like I was walking around with a shelf under my chin.

  297. yes

    bras CAN make a difference and I grew btwn 18 and 21 too like someonelse said

    as far as the before and after, the before is clearly holdin them down while the other is pushing them up

  298. pimp daddy

    well i think they are pushed up but i really don’t give a ***** she is still on my xmaz list i want to eat that sweet ***** like it was a gingerbread man.

  299. supyall

    I live in LA. I know what fake ***** look like. Those arent fake. The shape hasnt changed. Look at New Yorks b4 and after and you see that the whole shape of the breast changes when you get implants.

    ALL SHE DID WAS PUT ON A BETTER CUT DRESS (pink). see how its cut w/darts underneath the boob? its meant to slim down the bodice part and push up the boob part. And it really looks like she has CUTLETS in. See how its really sloppy (NATURAL) at the top? When you look at Tiffany (New York) it never looks like that uptop its always ultra shaped bc of the fake *****.

    C’MON PPL GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK

  300. missdynasty

    shes only 18!! its called puberty!(and a push up bra)

    i doubt shell go under the knife… i believe her

  301. WhyAmIBuggin

    I went from a B to a C in a couple of months when

    I was 19. It happens.

    Also agree different dresses,bras and..um padding

    can make you look significantly bigger. Give the

    kid a break.

  302. she's

    natural. I”m from Los angeles too, if you live here, you become a real pro with not only know who has fake *****, but whether they got the tear drop or melon shapes! Rihanna’s ***** look totally real with the cleavage-just pushed up. If she had implants, it wouldn’t look so soft at the top like it does. It would look all hard and bolt-on like(not all implants look bolt-on, but rihanna is a very lean girl so on her they would look like bolt-ons).

  303. Cat Woman

    Read between the lines people. She’s wearing fillers in her bra. You can go several sizes up if you stuff them right. Some of y’all are kind of slow. And I wouldn’t be suprised if a man wrote this artical.


  304. Isn’t she still growing into her body. I’m a man and not sure about some things but don’t they still grow with age.

  305. aqueenwaits

    Sorry yaw, but those are her *****. If anybody out there is still having sex, all a brother or sista (depending on her preference) has to do is to just apply their lips for breastfeeding (hmmmm) or do hand exercises on them. Everybody ain’t knifed up, drugged up or stuckup. If you look at the pics, you can tell that the outfit can either not support the ***** by pulling down South or can support them by going towards the North. GEEEEEE WHIZ!!!

    @ Cat Woman,

    You’re absolutely right, some of these people are slow.

  306. Nic

    now why you gotta go and lie to us girl.

    she just lost some points

  307. 2Cents

    I think there her’s. she is probably just using chicklets. Plus if you look at the before photo she has shed a few pounds, which tends to make certain things tighter and fall in place. Giver her a brake


  308. this ***** is a liar aint no bra did dat


  309. ehh.

    idkk.

    im not rihanna’s biggest fan but i can guarentee that either she has an excellent bra or she got plastic surgery. i think its plastic surgery…. sorry.

    they sit up way to high without a bra.

    look at any of the pictures where she is in a strapless dress.


  310. WHOS CARES ABOUT RHIANNA???!!! SHE HAS NO TaLaNT!

  311. cuteme

    o.k let me break it down for you’ll americans, bajans don’t do the plastic surgery thing. it’s just not a big deal for us. bajan girls are just bless both in the front & back. just come to barbados and see for your self.

  312. Fun

    Listen her ***** are not fake….if you just take a good look at the two pictures you can tell that in the before picture she has on a strapless dress and no bra and the dress is tight so her ***** get squashed, and without a bra your ***** are smaller and if you combine that with a tigt dress they get even smaller..in the after picture she has on a dress that pushes up her *****, wich creates the same effect as a push up bra wich make her tis seem bigger. I bet that if they took a shot from the side she would seem flat as hell…didnt you guys see the pictures of paris hilton when she had on this pushup bra/dress wel her ***** seemed to be 3 sizes bigger and a day later she was back to beeing flatchestka Hilton

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