first?!?

His party was full of buffoons so where was Bishop Don Juan?

What is that thing in the pink? WHEW!!!

Vivica looks damn near normal here…

What in the HOLIDAY BARBEN (mixture of Barbie and Ken} HECK!?

Agree with Bones Gay as a sailor not feeling the get up

damn you Bones Jordan!

Someone remind me you in the world is this Norwood cat?

OKAY, who is he?? My mom has that coat. Not a good look for a man.

Okay, so this event should be renamed to “A Claymation/Tranny Christmas Extravaganza”. Vivica looks like Madame from Solid Gold. And what is Norwood famous for?

And tell me what in the world is Luenell wearing? That’s a pink mess. She dranking from a big ol cup. What kind of egg nog she got in there?

And who is the lady in the tragic pick satin/fur cape thingy with the clear jelly open-toe pumps? This was just one huge 3 ALARM MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.theblackactor.com

What the hell is up with the extra sweet GAY FACE. Its like this traditional look that they all have. Like they tryna pout, but can’t quite get it right. Although I like the cream. I must admit I like his style. Looking like he just killed a fox and laid him on his back.

He looks like Vivica Fox with a gootee

That pink mess is Luenell (government name Luenell Campbell). If you need a refresher of where you’ve seen her: Borat.

@Mdaddy…wow low blow to vivica

LMAO^ is that a Jamie Fox reference?

Vivica look like she fresh from the 80′s with all those bangles.

Luenell are you serious? That get up is ridiculous. Get dressed before you get drunk!

Is norwood that cat that supposed to be an R&B singer painted his face on the bottom of his pool and got a blue (or pink) poodle? This guy is definately “howyoudoin”

Sometimes it’s best to say nothing at all.

This entire D List event is a hot mess.

SMH at the fake blanket of snow Norwood BAMA azz stepping on.

@Strong Black Man

hey man I just call it like I see it

what in the fruity tooty…

who in da frick n frat is dis i hear his name alot but what da hell he do???????

Norwood is really looking somewhat normal these days. Since his neighbors already think his house is an eyesore, they must be going crazy with is Christmas decorations.

Snickers

Poor doggy

@Ilovesnickers…haha

@ M. Daddy, yesssssir!!

@ SBM, I was gay for like 30 seconds………..

I love that routine from Foxx. Was that I may need security or the old one , Live from the Foxxhole?

@ Killa…..thank you kindly.

I’ve always said I can not trust a dude with no visible scars or blemishes. at least one pimple, a razor bump or something..Pretty dudes like this usually be the cops

@ Strong Black Man

HAHA don’t look him in is eyes or else.. Prince too!

@balls deep…..man some of ya’lls name is hilarious

Yo Bones can I be your best man?

“I’ve always said I can not trust a dude with no visible scars or blemishes. at least one pimple, a razor bump or something..Pretty dudes like this usually be the cops”

lol @ STrong black man…ooh boy shut your mouth! lol

@txshawty…lol i’m seasoned on cop drama..i’m actually watchin five 0 arrestin someone outside my window….lol

LOL @ Strong Black Man…I feel ya brotha. Dude ain’t got nothing on him, kinda supspect to me.

Strong Black Man

I’ve always said I can not trust a dude with no visible scars or blemishes. at least one pimple, a razor bump or something..Pretty dudes like this usually be the cops

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hehehe. I think in this case he’s just gay.

@chillin back…lol you know what i’m sayin. These are the dudes that get QP’s for dime prices…too good to be true..I’ve seen too many brothers go down like a sucka

@ M Daddy, fo sho big time!

@ SBM, I agree with you on that dog. Most of the DPD and suburb cops that are black are very clean and groomed lookin bruhs. That’s cops in general but fags especially. Cops, fags, aren’t they the same thing????

lol SBM I can see you peeking out your window as you’re typing talking about, ‘Mhm…they….are….arresting…him…as…I…type…’ lol

@bones…lol basically…

@txshawty…homeboy is in cuffs right now, cryin..SMGDH…imma take a pic and put it as my gravatar…lol i need to stop

@everybody, all you suckas creaming your panties at the new BEY and Hov post…lol

Who the hell is this dude? He scares me. For once Vivica does look normal.

He does have the colored poodles, and a cabinet full of pimp cups.. >>>>>>DAPHNEYVETTE

HOW YOU KNOW HE GOT PIMP CUPS IN THE CABINET? U BEEN TWIRLING NORWOODS CANDYCANE? HMMMMMMMMMMMM…YOU SUSPECT TOO NOW. LOL JUST KIDDIN’!

That’s funny…I thought Vivica was Latoya Jackson at first…put the knife down! Norwood’s a sweetie, but the man can dress. I’m so pissed at Luenell’s outfit…is she wearing stretch pants? SMH

Bronx Brawler

He’s a singer but never had a hit record. He lived like he was caked up. Where did the paper come from?

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He has not had a hit as a solo artist, but he is the founder of the group Pieces of a Dream and a pretty successful producer from back in the day. I guess he took care of his money.

Luenell’s ankles are on swole

@ Bird

Bronx Brawler

He’s a singer but never had a hit record. He lived like he was caked up. Where did the paper come from?

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He has not had a hit as a solo artist, but he is the founder of the group Pieces of a Dream and a pretty successful producer from back in the day. I guess he took care of his money.

^^Good to know he took care of his money, though.

This Norwood guy is the male gay version of the Supahead. She said (in her latest book) that he gets $$$ from his celebrity lovers

I’ve seem his CD in Okinawa Japam and Ramstein AB Germany. The euros like him from what I understand.

Who the hell is this Queen? Star Jones next husband?

lmao@bones and SBM…

What’s your definition of an amazon? I’m 6’0 tall and I do not think that I am an amazon…

Also, Norwood was in the stage production of Dreamgirls and played Jimmy Early. He also did many other plays and took good care of his money. He was also big in Europe and big in that Jazz group Pieces of a Dream.

When you take care of your money, you too can be a Z-Lister with more dough than most A-Listers…which I would go for in a heart beat. Money and no paparazzi tailing your ass everywhere.

Wow Vivica actually looks a little decent.

Happy Holidays Everyone!!!!!!!

the swollen ankles,,

on luenell,,,,,,

looks painful,,,!

and wrong..

no additional comment for norwood…

for many of you have already hit

it on the nail for me.

JUST WRONG on many levels..

vivica,,,,,(silence)

she was a decent looking woman before the knife!

@bones,,you are on fire today papa!!

oh this is the dude Karrine Steffans was talking about in the “Vixen Diaries”

@i love snickers..^^^^^^

i agree with ya on the coats…

they look mighty suspect…

very (this is dog hair)!!

could be rockawear!

could be house of dereon!!

or a combo of both!

vivaca’s horrid coat is included!!!

@ weezy, lol fo sho. lmbao now that I got the visual.

@ naughty mountains…..thank you very kindly.

simply hilarious!

CarlyRox45

lmao@bones and SBM…

What’s your definition of an amazon? I’m 6′0 tall and I do not think that I am an amazon…

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I had to look it up.

From Dictionary.com:

a tall, powerful, aggressive woman.

From MerriamWebster.com

a tall strong often masculine woman.

Wendy is all those this so she is definately a text book amazon.

@ Bird, IMHO you are definitely an amazon woman. I think it starts with most bruhs at 5’10. To me that’s a tall female. At one inch shorter than me, yeah you’re definitely an amazon and I don’t mean to offend you but prolly very fun in bed.

The one amazon that I’ve had in my life was 6’1 and had an incredible head and sex game. I miss her. Her name was D. SHE HAD DDDs. I ain’t tryna get nasty but onst again, she LIKED sucking my dick. I never had to ask. I miss that girl and yes ladies because she liked giving head is definitely one of the reasons but not the sole or majority of them. Damn I done got off on a rant like an ol’ Dennis Miller episode. My bad.

Norwood is the guy with the blue and pink poodles from that show about extravagant lifestyles. Dude (or dudette–trying to be politically correct here) has white statues of naked men on his lawn. I don’t care what he is or isn’t, he’s freakin’ hilarious to me. I’d kick it with him. I’d like to know how he manages to live so extravagantly with no real job. I’d love to pick his brains and get the names of the CEOs knocking him down on the low low. Dude is definitely getting some serious hush money.

Heeeeeeeeey OAKLAND’s own Luenell…SOooooul Beat!

tsk tsk tsk ^^^^@bones..

i think i know more about you than

i should papa!!LOL!!

so in between her head game..

you both talked about politics and such…

and the general state of the world in between

all of this here slurping!!??LOL!

so where is at now!!??

love ya bones..

you keep me in stitches..for real!!!

@bones…head game must be proper, but she also got to be able to take the mandingo..i don’t want to hear how it hurts too much…”MAN UP”

Norwood looks and acts gay just like Terrance Howard and Neyo. All of these fools need to stop with the acting and come on out of the closet.

^^^@strong black man

wow,,

off the chain today!!

Vivica knows that she better cover that big a$$ forehead and also cover that Bad A$$ weave that she always has on her big a$$ head.

And ya’ll need to get on that ANAL tip too..I mean it’s there for a reason and don’t act like it don’t feel good when the mandingo is in the pink and a finger is in the “_____”…..well you can figure it out lol

Norwood has on a creamy tracksuit. just look at the 2nd picture. The coat is pimp, but the track suit is like Value City.

And Vivica only looks normal ’cause she covered up her body, and covered up her glue, err, hair line.

luenells ankles are on swole… —dead—

Luenell looks like Aretha’s younger, less-bloated sister.

@SBM, i’m callin’ yo wife!

lol not married yet…c’mon can’t a brother play in the dirt once in awhile

^^^@strong black man!

it is an exit,..

not an entry!!

it’s a hole and it can be stretched!

too skrong too skrong,,,,

@strong black man!

ok, i’ll put the phone down!

i am out of breath and out of words..

you are too fast and furious for me….

^^^^@strong (skrong) black man

help me bones!!!

ya’ll are off the chain today. wow.

Fur coats in LA? Where’s bobble head, Star?

@bones…….

skeet! skeet!

LOL!!

Who are these strange looking people?

That fool is so GAY! Every picture I see of him he looks like some sweet Harlem Sissy. His back door is definetly open!

@ Naughty, fo sho.

You seem like you would’ve answered my question about breast size. You got some ds or what mama?

im so sad. what the hell happened to vivica! she used to be so fine now she look like a black version of the mask .. the old movie with cher and that dude w/ the fucced up face. she just really messed herself up getting all that plastic wackery!

VIVICA BETTER QUIT FRONTIN SHE KNOW SHE AINT GOT NO MONEY & SHE BETTER NOT HAD SPILLED NOTHIN ON THAT COAT CAUSE IF IT AINT DOG HAIR THEN SHE KNOW THAT COAT GOTTA BE BACK BY 12 TOMORROW

Lunell look like she wear Body Fantasies..and I will murk n wear both they fur coats..

Thanks Bird. I knew the general definition of Amazon, but it varies for different people which is why I asked Bones what his definition is.

As a 6’0 basketball player and a little on the thick side (certainly not fat, but thick and athletic) I’ve been called Amazon often so I like to hear peoples measurements (height and body build) when they throw that word around.

It doesn’t bother me though cuz either way I’m cute.

AND I HATE WHAT VIVICA DID TO HER FACE. AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT HEARD THAT THE SAME DOC THAT DID HER FACE IS THE ONE THAT DR. DONDA WEST DIED AFTER SEEING?

weezy

Who the hell is this Queen? Star Jones next husband?

^^^ No, they’re both looking for dikk…lol.

Strong Black Man is puttin’ it out there today. Do your thing, bruvah. I enjoy reading your posts.

First of all his house is so damn tacky… every time I pass by there I just want to laugh and think to myself “why would anybody do some shiit like that” it’s a bit embarrassing.

And Lunelle and her wanna-be-a-celebrity fat ass who drives a VW bugs, shops at the Slauson Swap Meet for Pink furs and gets her hair cut at Magnificent Brothers on the Shaw … is a joke -no pun intended.

All the wierdies up in there made Vivica look good.

@bones..

ah,..

you know me so well,,,,

why yes,,,i NATURALLY do!!

but i am slim,,,and 5’10″,.

i just missed your (amazon) requirements by a few inches!

LOL!!

DEFINITELY GAY

So, did he and Vivica get their noses done at the same doctor?

Damn could this dude look any gayer?? damn that’s a gaylord if ever I saw one, his face just look’s like the character satan, every time I see this guy I keep expecting to see horn, tail and pitchfork and a little midget in a red satan costume come running out dancing. plastic surgery run amok.

LOL@Nubian…..I could not put a finger on what gave me the creeps about him but you hit the nail on the head…. I feel like he is about to offer me riches in return for my soul!!

@ Whatchaknoaboutdat?:

Are you telling me that this poser lives in a shack and has the nerve to try and front in some fur?

This is the kind of stuff that makes me sick about some black folks.

And what is up with this hood heifer called Lunelle?

Who is she supposed to be besides an embarrassment to black people?

Once again…plastic surgery is not everyone’s friend…wtf is this negro thinking? does he think he looks fly?!!

And he has got cooties too i can tell…LOL

he looks like a grandfather in this picture.The hollywood palyboy was found to appear on a millionaire$celebrity dating club “WealthyKiss.com”where Chairle sheen found some dates with hot girls.

@Dalia,

He is just that a poser… his house is not a shack it is in Bev Hills/Miracle Mile area but it atrocious… it’s stark white all over with about 10 tall naked statues of a male figure all around the front. The pad looks like at least 2 flamming yt men with bad taste would reside there. I believe everyone that sees it goes there or past shaking their heads.

And Lunelle is a comedian…wanna-be celeb. –this chick thinks that people recognize her and acts as if she doesn’t want to be bothered because they might comment on her shows or something… hahahahaha…one delusional broad.

And by-the-by got that pink fur piece from the Slauson Super Mall aka the Slauson Swap Meet and they have them downtown in the alley!

rotfl!

Okay so its offical. Everyone at the party looked scary!!!

Norwood is freaky looking and Lunelle…swollen cankles and the outfit…I want to claw my eyes out.

Is it me or does he look a little bit gay?

This guy is trying way too hard!

*hides diamond encrusted laptop between Omarosa and Norwood..NO ONE will ever check this thread…and definitely NO oNE is checking for Omarosa and Norwood together!*

*places bloody glove under luenell’s cup*

Why is Vivica actively working to stay on the Dlist?

She needs to relish the glint she’s getting from her “Curb” role and be more picky.

Y is this n*gga so gay looking? sheesh!

LMAO @ BACK IN THE DAY!! LOL…”sweet as jucice”! Yes!

he looks sharp!! lol

excellent.

Sorry, but EVERYBODY looks plastic and crazy.

if i’ve EVER needed a laugh in my life, i have these faithful few to thank:

Bones

SBM

MDaddy

txshawty

y’all had me ROLLIN today! glad i stumbled up in here!

*patiently awaits the next post of hot messes*

I can answer a few questions for u guys about “Norwood”. I know exactly who he is…he’s from Trenton,NJ (which he may or may not admit, his mother is still here running a hair salon) and yes he did sing with Pieces of a Dream for a little while and does have a wonderful voice. And yes, you are all correct…he is “howudoing?” without a doubt, this is not rumor but fact. I met the cat a few times and wow he is really a piece of work.

Ok, real men just don’t sport mink stoles and ivory outfits. Who is this ‘Blade’ again? Never heard of this nicca’ in my life. He is gayer than Liberace, Luther Vandross & Stella Got Her Groove’s husband.. all wrapped up into one!

here’s Viv again, didn’t she know that Amorrosa was a dead enemy of Lisaraye’s. Traitor, Backstabber. But then again, if there was a commerical for Freddie Krugger your Ass would be the first thing in line. Go sit you plastic ass down!