first!?!

2nd

I like the jackets on Jay & B. Is hers velvet?

top 5 ?

lol by the end of the day there will be close to 500 post on these two…lets talk about contraceptives or something..lol

Not that we can trust what these people tell us, but I just don’t think B will allow herself to be cheated out of a lavish wedding.

Who really gives a F_ _ _ _. Aren’t we all tired of hearing about them? Heck move on to some real gossip…..Please.

B. looking good in ‘dem jeans.

http://www.myspace.com/GOTSTRONG

When I get married, I’m LITERALLY jumping the broom, so y’all won’t be lying when y’all say I did. lol

I’d let B sit on my face!!

@ Snickers. Y’all think Jay be hittin that? B seem like Eva Longoria and all that ish she believes in.

If I remember correctly yall posted the same b-s MediaTakeOut posted about the tattoos, so who are you guys to judge? YOu fell for the lie too!!

@balls deep…sit on your face??? lol you wrong man…unless she let me put it in her booty hole, i aint lettin no woman sit on my face..we can 69 it if she want, but sittin on the face and enjoyin herself is too much

They would look awesome in that pic if it wasn’t for the damn wave cap. WHY??

They probably aren’t married yet because Jay’s lawyers are only on page 213 of the pre-nup.

I HOPE THEY NEVER MARRY…CAUSE THAT CAMEL SHO’ IS UGLY! GOT DAMN!

When I get married, I’m LITERALLY jumping a broom, so I can be like, ‘Naw for real, we jumped the broom. Yea literally.’ lol

And why do we care?

anyone that visits mediafakeout & believes their stories are straight up dummies fa real. 90% of the ish they post are fabricated lies.

@ Snickers.

Ok then. I’ll wait for the kid to pop out.

@Strong Black Man

That’s how I roll son!!

JAY ANIN’Y MARRYING B AND IF HE DO HE ANIN’T GOING TO BE FAITHFUL AND THAT THE BUSSINESS.

I tatted my girls name on my back, Big Mistake let me tell you atleast it wasnt a picture of her on my forearm, I see you Nas….Your So Lameeeeeee(c) the Camel

snickers….

hell naw. The cap, the scarf, the glasses….hell he got on just as many accessories as she does. At this point, if they ARE married, I’m just to bored with them to care.

Snickers..lol..I don’t want to be accused of lying.

Making up words…”I’m being for truthfulness! We jumped the broom!”

Mediatakeout is mad reputable……..Nas Lost!

Of course, their rep would deny that, come on. DENIALS: Didn’t Jamie Lynn Spears camp deny that she was preggers about 2 months ago? LOL Also, didn’t JLO and Christina Aguliera deny their pregnancy also?

^LOL you silly

Thank ya Miss Beasley!

I know for fact that their tattoos is a symbol of an exclusive swingers club. Only the very rich and freaky can be members.

Who cares…if they are married great..if not then im sure there’s a reason…and eeejay I’m sure he is…thats why she’s been singing all these songs…lol I thought he said it took him 9months of being with her before she gave in…don’t remember where I heard that…But even if she’s holding out…I’m sure he’s getting it from somewhere.

^

cosign

M-Daddy…{points outside} Tear me off a switch from outside, come in here, and bend over my knee. Your whooping is due, lol.

Tx Shawty…(lip trembling Tears starting to form)

Please momma Shawty I’ll be good I promise (uh oh to late)Whap!! Ahhhh!! Shawty Nooooooo! LOL

Hey their relationship is lasting longer than most of the married celebrities that have been going on(besides Will and Jada) I don’t blame em for not getting married. At least they happy with each other without the rituals, unlike some couples

M-daddy lol…don’t nobody care about your trembling lip, it ain’t that cold up in here, if so you better put on a jacket and get this whooping!

does anyone know how to change that damn gravatar to a real pic

Snickers

The only way santa is going to bring you your wish is if you leave him a blunt and Henny on Xmas eve

He used to be called Santa Clause but he changed his name Santa Hood

Shawty

LMAO

@balls Deep go to http://www.gravatar.com and register a pic with your email address

does anyone even care at this point?

yawn. I’m just glad that it’s not me in that relationship.

@ Afrochic

I do, I’m trying to hit that

Snickers

It aint for you its for Santa

I don’t really care but HOVA is that dude!!!

i know larry johnson is breathing a damn sigh of relief……lmmfao i lurves you bmama…..

LMAO Tx. damnit u already know…U like that corner huh?

MTW chut up!! bout Larry darn it….lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TX LMMFAO

MTW chut up!! bout Larry darn it….lol

^^^^^^ something i said bmama…..

txshawty,,,its almost nap time for you….

bored bmama……do something bout it…..NOW lol

something i said bmama…..

*give evil squinty look*

HEFFA…act like u don’t know….lol

TX Shawty- LMAO. You forgot the bit with the feedback coming through the mike! SEXUAL CHOCOLATE – soooo funny!!

all i want for x-mas is a pair of “lifts” for bow-wow

all i want for x-mas is LARRY EFF’n JOHNSON….real talk…lol

Beyonce is a good girl and all..

She makes money so I would for sure keep her around.

Well I do, y’all! I BELIVE in the children! lol

@

lmmfao @ SBM, okay so you saying you will get in the 69 position, but a female can’t just sit there not doing nothing???? she gotta be jingling balls, or something huh….ahhahhahhahh man i am dying here, maybe if you meet the right chick and she fine enough to you you’d let her ass sit where ever she wanted….

All I want for Xmas is a fat girl with a belt that says glitter on it

OH, So I guess it was a media lie when it was reported that they got married. I’m glad I did’nt send that wedding gift!!!!

All I want for Christmas is a big bag o weed, a big bag of weed.(repeat 4:20 times)

lmao @ M-daddy

All I want for Xmas is a fried Spam sandwich and some pop rocks

Will you give these 2 a rest already. Do people care?

m-daddy..i got a belt that says “sparkle” does that count?

@ MDaddy, man you the funny one dog. A fat broad with a glitter belt………….. got damn that’s funny man.

MTW…Larry on the couch??……you know doggon’ well he at the foot of the bed!!!! aaahaaaa hahaha

sorry BMama

^^^^^^^ curled up like a damn cat, and bey steady kicking his ass out the bed, he steady get back in, lmmfao bmama gon kill us snickers…..

EFF mtw AND Snickers!!!

All i want for x-mas is for Omarion to let his feelings me known to Bow wow…u kno get it off his chest..Cuz his heart is an icebox…yup

@MTW…lol when a chick sits on your face, you come up lookin like you went head first in a bucket of KFC, with juices all around your mouth…no good if i ain’t gettin checked under the hood too

@bones…lol BEY ain’t that fine too me…light-skinned chicks are so, so, so….

all i want for x-mas is for lil kim to stop playing with her face like it’s a mr.potatoe head doll….

lol at the comments on here

Well what is left to say about Bey and Jay that we haven’t said already?..lol

of course they denied it…

all i want for x-mas for a State Property 3….lol

that’s for u mtw!!

oopss Chow down

I really believe they are married. How long have they been ‘dating’…SIX years?! C’mon now…

MTW

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa

his feet danglin off the side of the bed…this fool sleepin on top of the covers..B & Jay under the covers tight as HELL…can’t move or nothin!!!!!!

SCREW YOU….lmao

@MTW…lol when a chick sits on your face, you come up lookin like you went head first in a bucket of KFC, with juices all around your mouth…no good if i ain’t gettin checked under the hood too

^^^^^^ well regardless, if the chick sit on ya face, if she laying in the bed flat on her back you still gon come up looking like a glazed donut…..lol you still young tho, you’ll come around no? lol

Dang, I actually thought it was fo real this time.

All I want for X-mas is Vanilla Ice’s greatest hits and a Sky pager

“I’d eat her uterus out of her body”……..omg man wtf is up with that!?? you negroes are reaching today

I’d eat her uterus out of her body

^^^ WHOA…oh my…lmao

um m-daddy, i asked you a question…..

@leave it be

I see you picture you aint fat. It just wouldnt work. LOL

Snickers, don’t play…lol

all i want for x-mas is for jimmy jones to stop lookin so dirty and lettin Cam’ron do his braids.

@leave it be

But you are fine so when I raise my standards you will be the first to know

<recovering from the “uterus” joke…wu sah

{sadly puts sparkle belt away}

@Strong Black Man

Dude I looked at what I wrote and had to laugh too. I apologize everyone I crossed that forbiddin line. I’m going to punish myself now. Going to my room

@leave it be

But you are fine so when I raise my standards you will be the first to know

^^^

LMAO why leave it be, be gettin all the fellas and compliments?? SHOOT but it’s kool i am cyber married…

all I want for Christmas is for the Making the Band 4 guys to really have a chance………..

^^^^^^ where the hell they @ cause they song was my joint…….lol

@leave it be

I still got love for you

I’d eat her uterus out of her body

^^^^ ouch

@me that’s who

Curious huh? Ok let me finish my wheaties and Red bull and I will be with you in a few

man i’m sure iz hungry.

all i want for x-mas is for Remy ma to accept the fact that she’s gay and go back to her homo lover…lol

@me that’s who

Curious huh? Ok let me finish my wheaties and Red bull and I will be with you in a few

^^^^^ lmao okay but leave my female organs intact please…..

ok, i feel better now….

@ b-mama lmao…..

Bahama Ma

All I want is for Remy Ma to find another face and give that poor defenseless Baboon his ass back.

All I want is for Remy Ma to find another face and give that poor defenseless Baboon his ass back.

^^^ oh my!!! lmao that is COLD M-daddy…lmao

@me that’s who

I cant promise you anything but I will make a note.

(pullls out pen and pad): Note to self leave MTO’s uterus intact when done.

{comes running}

Did someone say PUNISH!?

M-Daddy, I know it HAD to be you…I don’t even know what you did just come on {pats lap}.

@me that’s who

I cant promise you anything but I will make a note.

(pullls out pen and pad): Note to self leave MTO’s uterus intact when done.

^^^^^ lmmfao bmama why i think this is shot??????

@leave it be

@ b-mama lmao…..

^^^LOL u betta work it girl..I don’t have the *balls* to put my pic…Don’t get it twisted i’m a cutie but ya got some crazies on this site…lol

All i want for Christmas is White Woman and a Cadillac.

stop my sides hurt…but keep the jokes rollin.

All I want for Christmas is for the lotion fairy to visit Gary Coleman, next year I’ll ask for the job fairy to visit him

^^^^^ lmmfao bmama why i think this is shot??????

lmao!!! nah shot would have gotten a LIL freakier…damn fool…

I’d eat her uterus out of her body

^^^ WHOA…oh my…lmao

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all i want for x-mas is for t-pain to STOP try’n to pin ppl down..That’s only way you can get it? eww

why Oreo cookie willie got becky sneaking into his corner

lmao!!! nah shot would have gotten a LIL freakier…damn fool…

^^^^^^ yeah you right…..lol

Bmama is cute. don’t worry y’all.

is that THENA BEANA!!!!

good lookin Snickers…lol

no homo

Bmama is cute. don’t worry y’all.

^^^ oh thena beana u so sweet! *blushes* aww shucks…lol

hey Bmama,txshawty, and mtw! shout the eff out!

Did someone say CORNER?!

{begins to walk to the corner…then re-reads ‘Snicker’s comment}

Oh that ain’t me.

B’mama you send me to the corner so much, I just go when I hear the word.

I almost got fired, boss talkin abt, ‘Shawty, would you go around the corner—’{walks to away in the middle of her sentence and into the corner of her office}

BOss:WTF are you doing!?

Me: Sorry…relapse.

@ Rebel78

All I want for Christmas is for the lotion fairy to visit Gary Coleman, next year I’ll ask for the job fairy to visit him

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LMAO I think he is going to need the Crisco fairy

ATHENA!!!!!!!!! What it do, babe?!

Why is every racist name making me hungry??

Uncle Kracka….Ritz please.

Oreo Cookie Willie…yes please, hold the Willy though.

What’s going on ladies and gentlemen!!

@txshawty

I’m going to call CPS on you.

HIYA lacyd!!!

u finally decided to join the festivites….here is some spiked egg nog…ENJOY…lol

LACYDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! Aw shucky ducky nah-uh!

B’mama…I know, right!? The word ‘corner’ just triggers something lol.

@Mdaddy

u crazy… you know the he would fry like ochra if the crisco fairy visited him

@lacyd

Hey boo where you been. I why havent you returned my phone calls. Ohh I see I was just a one night stand and to think I even put Bar B Q sauce on the chicken. I’m soo hurt

@ Rebel78

Like Ocra??? LMAO

M-Daddy…it’s CHILD protective services

not ‘Grown-a&& man, with a naughty mouth who needs Jesus to the take the HIGHWAY in his life’ Protective services lol…

CALL EM, I dare you! I’ll run you down and I’ll tackle you before you can get the phone lol.

boredom is KICKin in!!

The camel and the queen B! Ahhhhh bless

HEY…there is a rumor going on the Lil’ Romeo is the father of Brit’s sisters baby.

BMama,

Girl, I’ve been forced to work. I got behind the entire month of November, and now I’m catching up, and it hurts…literally.

Shawty,

See my explination to BMama!! But how you duin gul!!

MDaddy,

Oh, no, it’s not like that. But I don’t think you cooked that last batch of chicken all the way through, so I’ve been sick, I mean I was washing my hair, I mean I got a flat tire, aww hell, I’ve been cyber creepin with TXBred YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME!!!

Soul Cry…nuh uh! Say it ain’t so! Please….{notices Soul Cry ain’t ‘saying it ain’t so like I need him/her to}

I said say it ain’t so, lol.

Right now their relationship is at a very comfortable stage. When they make the transition to a permanent commitment it will probably be to have a child. These people are ambitious, driven types they may be together because they feel they are soul mates

You put up with alot when you feel like you BELONG with a person.

Seven years is a long time Bey doesn’t need anything from her man that money can buy. So he knows what to do when he’s ready.

ALL YALL ASSES NEED TO STAY THE HELL OUT THE SPIKED EGG NOG…..LMAO

Shawty

Ok I’ll just take my whoopin. Be gentle LOL LMAO

lacyd

WOO WOO WOO! here is a choco. chip cookie shaped like a x-mas tree!!

Soul cry – stop playin…4real?

mtw – what is wrong with spiked egg nog? lmao

@bones

swallowing aint nasty

M-Daddy…it ain’t a punishment if I’m gentle. YOu can either get a whooping or put up a struggle to get to the phone.

I suggest that you opt for trying to get the phone…it’s more fun for me to have to chase you down and tackle you! lol {crazy grin}

{snaps back}

But it’s for your good lol.

Sidebar: I used to hate when my parents said, ‘it’s gone hurt me more than it will you’….FOOLS please! Ok, then hit your OWN self with teh belt 2xs harder than you hit me each time you swing lol.!

Lacyd.

(in the voice of Keith Sweat) Hoowww DEEEEP is Your Looooove

@Snickers and Bahama Mama

This is what I’ve read on numerious sites:

The New York Daily News reports that Jamie Lynn has been dating fellow Nickelodeon star Lil’ Romeo and the baby might be his.

@Snickers

I like your avatar

@SoulCry.

say it aint so… just watch the backlash the bish gon get if it is his..She’ll never work again

Shawty

LMAO. That phone thing sounds freaky. I will take trying to get to the phone for A 100 Alex

Soul Cry…are you serious!? See I’m a tad, a bit, a whole BUNCH upset b/c lil Romeo was actually doing something big with himself, and going to school instead of just going into rapping like everybody else.

mtw – what is wrong with spiked egg nog? lmao

^^^^^ lol nothing but it’s obvious yall done had a lil too much, cause yall in here tripping…

DAMN! @ Soul Cry

iono if i believe that ish…hmm

@Soul Cry

I was wondering when the rumors of other potential baby daddy’s would start. I didn’t think they’d pop off with lil romeo. and white folks thought they were gonna have a hard time just talking about the pregnancy.

MDaddy

FORGIVE ME. I’m contacting beyonce and telling her to go straight to your house and climb up under your tree. We good??

BMama,

(munching cookies) Gimmie somma dat eggnog. No wait, I need it spiked.

AYYYYY Snickers!!

**he had a scholarship to play ball for a university, I have to look up which one it was though…

M-Daddy, lol! You WOULD make it freaky! Help him, Lawd.

Take the Freeway in M-Daddy’s life Jesus! There seems to be a traffic jam in the compartment in his brain labeled, ‘common sense’ lol.

Hi MTW!!

@tx shawty

I hear you…hopefully the rumors are wrong, but ever site I go to that’s the hit.

@Rebel

I wouldn’t be surprised. the whole family is a train wreck.

Man…I hope it’s on Maury. lol

@txshawty

USC (Southern California)

@ Soul Cry,

Is that right?? Lil Romeo?? Those girls sure know how to stir up contraversy. Make em say uhhhhhhhh….(What lil Romeo probably told jamie lynn)

{claps hands, snaps, and points at KillaBee}

That’s it! Thank ya kindly for helping me out. {like Pops} Yi-ka-dee! lol

LOL lacyd it is spiked…you know who u talking too…lmao

Bmama,

LMAO. Good, good.

MoDot!!!!! What’s good!

@ Rebel, it sho’ll ain’t. I sincerely hope you’re a female. Please say you are, otherwise………………ugh.

wife! (still actin a fool, i see)

lacydizzle! (still hold crown for coolest gravatar on earth)

mtwizzle! (still hatin, i see)

tx…aint got no nickname for you lol…how bout T-bizzle (you mad funny, by the way)

HUBBY!!!!!!

where u been? *tapping foot*

hmmm.? lacyd popped in first and now hubby…OKAY WHAT the deuce is going on here???

That’s it! Thank ya kindly for helping me out. {like Pops} Yi-ka-dee! lol

^^^^ lol i thought it was Yit-Ta-dee! no?

lacyd

I knew you still cared. Its been good ( tears forming)I will miss our greasy chicken days we shared

txshawty*

@ Mr O dot

Whats up Brah?

mtwizzle! (still hatin, i see)

^^^^^ happt holidays to you too nucca…..and i done told ya ass already, i am the grand puba of hatin homie, i am the HATA CREATOR…..get it right buddy…

@lacyd

They sure do. It’s one thing to have a baby, but to be pregnant by a…well, you get the picture.

@Mama

I’m crossing my fingers it’s not true

*still tapping foot*

AHEM!

Going to lunch yall be back in 30min

Bmama,

Well…this is akward.

MDaddy,

Of course I still care. You my cyberlicious daddy to the m’s!!!

waddap M-dizzle! i have a feelin a uterus wouldnt taste too good, though

wife, i been workin lol…i tend to have alot to do like every other day lol…wasnt even supposed to be in this state today

and no wife, lacydizzle is cyber-married to m-dizzle isnt she?

and the negro is ignore’n ME!!!

lacyd

Bmama,

Well…this is akward.

___________________

^^^ u got that right!!! lol

@Bones..

of course me is..and a lit short one at that

* lil*

LOL @ Bones and Rebel’s conversation

and no wife, lacydizzle is cyber-married to m-dizzle isnt she?

^^^ nope lacyd is cyber single…..lol

Mrs. MoDot,

Currently, I’m married to MDaddy. We’re having problems, but I think we’ll pull through. Pray for us. I let TXBred come between us, and now I’m trying to win him back by sending him Beyonce’s under his tree.

Sir MoDot,

Why yes we are married!! And you know my gravatar is acutally a picture of me right!!

@ Bones I never understood why some people would rather hold that nasty ish in they mouth and go spit it out…its much easier to just swallow and get it over with!!! Not to sound nasty but I know I aint the only one in here that returns the favor lol

and no wife, lacydizzle is cyber-married to m-dizzle isnt she?

^^^^^ lmmfao yall like a damn soap opera, who creeping to see who? who is really the father of lacyd child? is bmama pregnant, and if so by who? find out on the next: AS THE NEGROS TURN…..

@ Bones I never understood why some people would rather hold that nasty ish in they mouth and go spit it out…its much easier to just swallow and get it over with!!! Not to sound nasty but I know I aint the only one in here that returns the favor lol

^^^^^^HUH? LOL

MTWizzle: “… i am the HATA CREATOR…..get it right buddy…”

oh…i forgot

MTW,

LMAO!!! For real, we got One Cyber life to live goin on up in here!!

my bizad M-daddy and lacyd i didn’t know yall were cyber married…kool beans

MTWizzle: “… i am the HATA CREATOR…..get it right buddy…”

oh…i forgot

^^^^^ LMAO WELL KNOW YA KNOW, BELL BIV DEVOE….

find out on the next: AS THE NEGROS TURN…..

^^

LMMFAO!!! i like that!!! and u just mad ur cyber boo ain’t here…lol

BMama,

(Panicking) Why do you say that?? What has MDaddy told you?? What has he been doing? Girl call him *67 and see if he answer.

Ms Beasley is a soldier!

LOL @ “^^^^^ lmmfao yall like a damn soap opera, who creeping to see who? who is really the father of lacyd child? is bmama pregnant, and if so by who? find out on the next: AS THE NEGROS TURN…..:”

LOLLLLLL!

Mtw….you probably right, I was typing as I had to do something else lol

CORRECTION: yi-TA-dee…I repeat yi..TA…DEE, y’all lol by ‘Pops’ on the Wayans bros! lol

Rebel…you’re short too?? {Hallelujah Chorus Plays} I’mma lil caramel oompa loompa too lol

What it do, Mr. O Dot! {blushes} Aw shucks..thanks {shuffles between both feet, and looks down}

MTW,

LMAO!!! For real, we got One Cyber life to live goin on up in here!!

^^^^^ LOL, I WANNA SEE O’DOT KICK BMAMA EX PATENT ASS, I AM GON TIVO THAT EPISODE, CAUSE I HEARD PATENT GON RIP O’DOT BIG PUN T-SHIRT TO SHREDS….

lacyd

calm down…he ain’t say nuttin…I just didn;t know….and naw he ain’t answer the phone…

lol

@Miss Beasley

@ Bones I never understood why some people would rather hold that nasty ish in they mouth and go spit it out…its much easier to just swallow and get it over with!!! Not to sound nasty but I know I aint the only one in here that returns the favor lol

^^^^^^^^^ditto, and it would waste too much time to spit and come back to doing whatcha doing

“…LMAO WELL KNOW YA KNOW, BELL BIV DEVOE….”

….and now you know….

LMAO @ LacyD talkin bout *67 and see if he answer…toooo funny

Mr. O Dot…thanks (I think lol)

Hey he take care of me so I do the same for him

wife, who is mtwizzle’s cyber dude? and why u aint know lacydizzle was married lol…doesnt sound very STABLE to me

@TX

^^ I got that 5’00″ game on lock

LMAO @ patent and hubby fight’n….and u tivo’n it…lmao damn fool…lol

Beasley, you and Rebel should be best friends…and spokeswomen for females of the world perhaps?

TX I swear you are hilarious yi-TA-dee WHEW

txshawty—lil caramel oompa loompa——

IT IS NOW NAP TIME!

WHO IS IT????

oh wait, it was mentioned earlier…looking up**

lol Oooh B’mama, I forgot about PATENT!

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

{man with no legs and only torso, hand walks across the stage. Shawty stops chanting long enough to look down at him awkwardly and eye him as he walks across the stage….he’s gone}

JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

EXACTLY Rebel! Effs up the whole mood

To each his/her own Mr O Dot…I’m just keepin it real!

MoDot,

Why do you say that (referring to your conversation with Lady MoDot). What has Mdaddy told you? What has he been doing? Call him *67 and see if he answer.

hubby mtw’s cyber boo Is the infamous BLACKASS SURESHOT….lmmfao…

and i just aint remember’d they had gotten hitch’d..see what happens w/o a ceremony?? lol

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AHHAHHAHHAHHAHH PLAYBOY AIN’T MET ME YET, THAT IS ALL

^^ ya FREAK!! lmao…kidding if u swallow ur not a freak….lol damn thank goodness it’s friday!!!

LMAO @ patent and hubby fight’n

^^^^^^ LOL AND PATENT RIPPING O DOT BIG PUN TSHIRT TO BITS AND PIECES, THEN I HEARD O DOT GO RIDIKULOUS ON PATENT, NOT OVER YOU THO, OVER THAT DAMN T-SHIRT…..

LIB…it really is, I didn’t get home til like 2 in the a.m. and my attention is short so I get distracted, so I didn’t actually go to bed til like 3 lol.

Rebel…I feel so special, I’m 5’2″…and what it do!? AY lol

^^ ya FREAK!! lmao…kidding if u swallow ur not a freak….lol damn thank goodness it’s friday!!!

^^^^^^WHAT, LOL I AIN’T SYING I GO ROUND SWALLOWING STRANGE JUICES ONLY MY HUSBAND’S, NOT THE CYBER ONE MY REAL ONE…..

LMAO @ Mr O Dot’s soap opera..

@TX – u cra-azy.. caramel oopma loopma **holds side from laughter**

ohhh sureshot, lol

LOL AND PATENT RIPPING O DOT BIG PUN TSHIRT TO BITS AND PIECES, THEN I HEARD O DOT GO RIDIKULOUS ON PATENT, NOT OVER YOU THO, OVER THAT DAMN T-SHIRT…..

^^^^

THAT is just mean…lol

lacydizzle…by the way, who the hell is lady MoDot??!

mtw – I SAID! i was kidding…lmao

“^^^^^^WHAT, LOL I AIN’T SYING I GO ROUND SWALLOWING STRANGE JUICES ONLY MY HUSBAND’S, NOT THE CYBER ONE MY REAL ONE…..”

TMI

TMI

TMI

by the way, who the hell is lady MoDot??!

LOL hubby, me!

@ Bones

Rollin with your jump off!! LMAO!! And you bought her a drink. You’re so nice. Actually spit on the blunt bothers me too, at initial pull, but once the weed gets to flowin, I’m good.

in the soap opera, Patent would be one of those “always in hospital bed” characters

WHAT, LOL I AIN’T SYING I GO ROUND SWALLOWING STRANGE JUICES

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Flatlining while agreeing

wife, OHHH LOL…im mad slow today

MoDot,

Lady MoDot = Bmama. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

LMAO SO YOU FEEL ME THEN MISS B…..SORRY O DOT IMMA KEEP MY BEDROOM ANTICS TO ME-SELF…..LOL

LMAO @ mtw actually playin out the scene….

Bones..

if she know she’s a jump off, then she’s keeping her place. Most men I know would never kiss a jump off, so to her tasting your spit is a cardinal sin to the whole jump off game.

in the soap opera, Patent would be one of those “always in hospital bed” characters….

and wife would visit him on every episode and feed him through the lil tubes lolllll

mtw

did u ever read me and lacyd’s book in that superhead post?

Fa sho Me Thats Who thats just nasty!

mtw..lol I can see that too

Talking bout, ‘It’s ok, boo, it’s ok boo, we’ll get you another one’, as she pieces the shirt together!

lol

Mr O’s eyes tearing up, and me in the background with my big sis, mtw, talkin bout, ‘he gone cry in the car’…

mtw: mhm girl

BMama,

Speaking of the book, what chapter were we on?

Chapter…

Strange Juices (LOL)

LOL!!!! at rebel break’n down the JUMPOFF game…LOL

Mr O’s eyes tearing up, and me in the background with my big sis, mtw, talkin bout, ‘he gone cry in the car’…

mtw: mhm girl

^^^^^^^^DEAD, RIP MTW…..

jus helping a brotha out

lacyd

i think 17 or 18…lmao at strange juice being the title..hee hee

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

NAW BMAMA, I NEVER READ IT….I HEARD IT WAS FIYAH THO…..

mtwizzle, she be sayin ‘breathe, baby breathe’ and he be replying “*klett kleett klett* let me die!”

MTW,

Yes it was, we were schooling chicks and sh*t. Gone head and cop that. Unlike Supahead, we don’t name names.

THROW HER BODY OVER PATENT’S TALKING BOUT BREATH BABY, BREATH…..LMMFAO

^^

LMAO, nah son!!! after he did that bish ass move of impersonate’n me…me cling’n to his bedside ain’t gone happen…lol

wife, was there a chapter about pineapple juice?

and Mr. O still sitting up there looking like, ‘And she is STILL on this fool!’ lol

NAW BMAMA, I NEVER READ IT….I HEARD IT WAS FIYAH THO…..

^^lmao…u need to go head on amd read that…that mess was FUN-E….lol

GO SNICKERS!!!!

Imma name our lil clique ‘Shawty’s shorties’ lol

@lacyd

grown folks biznazz..Supahead wouldn’t know bout that.

some things should be kept btwn grown folks

ICB, guess wat i had last night?

PINEAPPLE JUICE??

oh my….whatchu know bout pineapple juice?? LMAO but naw there wasn’t

so i am 5’3 what that make me??????

@snickers

welcome to the club :0

Rebel,

4real. No point in braggin if you don’t have it on tape.

@ Supahead,

WE DON’T BELIEVE YOU!!! YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!!

LOL wife, u and i thinkin the same thing??

MTW,

Yes it was, we were schooling chicks and sh*t. Gone head and cop that. Unlike Supahead, we don’t name names.

^^^^^^^lmmfao no names???? damn i just knew it was gon’ be some chapters in there on how P had ho’s crying……no? lol

AHEM SNICKERS, I ASKED U A QUESTION

What’s with the pineapple juice?

bones..

yep..knocking on 30 **as I count backwards to see where the years went and see neices in college already**

oh, lol scratch that*…..and THE BAR tasted good…THE ICE CREAM BAR…lol….

@ Miss Beasley,

Got me on the pinnapple juice thing. And I’m a sexual black belt.

BMama/MoDot,

Pinnapple Juice???? On what??

BMama,

Lacyd is an Amazon. I’m a tall chick. All these short ladies need to catch up!!

LOL wife, u and i thinkin the same thing??

^^^ i don’t are we?? pineapple juice has many uses for men…lmao

lmmfao no names???? damn i just knew it was gon’ be some chapters in there on how P had ho’s crying……no? lol

^^^ LMMFAO!!! no no I’m really LMMFAO!!!

Im back yall. what did I miss?

wife and i on the same page! we gon’ have fun tonite!

MTW..you one of us shorties

I AM OUT YA BUNCH OF FREAKS (lil sis shawty not included) YALL HAVE A FUN SAFE HOLIDAY PPL’S

BYE…..

Thanks MoDot!!

However, in my 26 years, minus about 7 years, a guy’s protien shakes haven’t really tasted all that bad. I just can’t swallow (sorry Bones). I mean damnett, I HATE MILK!!! Why the eff would I swallow a substance even thicker than milk.

My motto is, do what you want with it, just don’t make me swallow it. (It’s a mental thing).

EW

I asked a question ladies, help me out if you’re able.

Im back yall. what did I miss??

^^^ oh nuttin, just talkin dick sucking and stuff..lmao

MTW..you one of us shorties

^^^^^DAMN, I JUST KNEW I WAS CONSIDERED TALL…..LOL

Oh ok yeah Mr O Dot that works with any fruit/juice

peaz out mtwizzle!

@ Miss Beasley,

LMAO at your co-worker!!

BYE!!!!

mtw, have a safe and happy holiday ya freaky bobblehead!!!

Bye MTW!

@Bones Jordan, What do you mean American Gangster is Jay-Z’s 2nd best album? Blueprint 1 and 2 went hard. You must don’t know about Jay. I hope Bey and Jay do get married.

BYE MTW!!

Bye MTW. And have a Happy, Happy Holiday!!

LacyD and Rebel yes he is a foooooool!

in order, it goes:

1. Reasonable Doubt

2. Blueprint 1

3. Black Album

4. Kingdom Come (HIGHLY UNDERRATED)

5. Blueprint 2

6. American Gangster

7. In my Lifetime

8. Vol. 2, et. al

@ Bones,

Question in reverse. What is the facination with swallowing? I’ve actually never gotten a good answer from anyone on that. I’d think that a chick playing with it with her tongue and ish should be freaky enough.

Hey MDaddy. Welcome back boo!! I have so missed you!!

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOO pls. Someone pls catch me up

lacydizzle, it’s a power thing…to put it simply, lol…lady in the street, freak in the bed

@lacyd

whatcha gotta do is while he lettin loose keep pumping with ya mouth and you won’t notice it’s even coming out (no pun intented)…

damn Rebel, if i wasnt cyber-married…. loll

Ok, I like this subject!

^^^ I ain’t breaking no happy cyber home LOL

ARE WE ON AUTO IGNORE WITH THIS MUTHA UCKER?!!? what kind of comparison is that?!?!

IcktMi HI!! Some people talkin bout JayZ some talkin bout swallowin lol

You gotta game?

waddap mickitizle!

Bones,

Again, I love to catch it in the mouth. Love it, love it, love it. I just can’t swallow it. Reason being, I know I’ll ruin the moment with my yuck dance. But catching it is something that I enjoy doing. I just spit it out after you get it all in my mouth. I’ll look up at you while you’re doing it, I’ll encourage you, I’ll suck harder to make sure it all comes out, but swallowing it…well that’s just difficult for me.

LOL rebel, I was asking! ‘fore wife come up in here thinkin im creepin lol

WASNT** ASKING

Leave Lacyd alone, not everything thing is for everybody.

Hey ikctMi (formally known as Mickit – I must say I like that name better, so I’ll stick with that one). Where have you been?

I feel you Bones…that would piss me off too…

grade of: A, to the comment…”I’ll suck harder to make sure it all comes out…”

* yall know what I mean*

what you wanna play Bessley??? O Dot got any good games?

@lacyd

don’t hold it in your mouth..as soon as it hits do the swallowing.

But yeah you prolly need to calm down a bit on LacyD…to each his own

@ Rebel,

That’s a good idea. What are you a black belt times 10???

I been workin and i have been bloggin and I have been partyin I tryna figure out what Imma do tonite how you been ms lacyd???

@Bones..

yeah I be pissed too if you got me to the point and then stopped

Thank you Miss Beasley and Mickit for coming to my rescue. But to this, I don’t mind. I’ve been in conversations like this times a plenty. And unless it’s Bones’ dick I’m sucking, it really don’t matter. I’m not one of his jump offs, so he can judge me all day and night while jacking off to my comments, wouldn’t make me none (no offense Bones!!!)

ikctMi your choice!

LOL @ Rebel tryna coach LacyD

Bones Jordan needs to chillin, why he taking his self so serious.

HUBBY! what iz u doing talking bout if u wasn’t cyber married…HUMPF!

@lacyd

some thangs just aint for err’body.. I gots my boundaries too.

Miss B, O Dot gonna start the Guess How Game

LOL LacyD

@lacyd

^^getting there

@ Bones,

And another thing. With my head game, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT you would be complaining if I didn’t swallow. I promise you, you would be more grateful for my skill than whether or not I swallowed it or not.

BMama,

He didn’t mean anything by it. You know what our comments have a tendancy to do to the guys on here (LOL).

Mama, where your ass been???

Miss B, O Dot gonna start the Guess How Game

Whats that IcktMi?

MoDot,

Al Sharpton!!

@ Lacy D, I was just graphic in my earlier illustration to let you know(all females) that it’s ver, very inconsiderate. Sorry bout that. Didn’t mean to offend. And your language in your earlier post did get my dick a lil hard. I ain’t jackin off at work though.

LOL wife, it was jokes!

I was gonna say the same thin Lacyd

OOOOOO got it

correct lacy!

*** CREEPY*****

yall slow!

Miss Beasley, That Mi is Me. (understand)???

HUBBY! what iz u doing talking bout if u wasn’t cyber married…HUMPF!

@Bmama….we know who ya hubby be…no home breakers here

******creepy******* I wanna auto ingore

@ Bones,

Oh how I love Mr.Marcus. But part of what makes him good is his female counterparts. You seen the Supahead tape? If you have the same one that I do, there is this hispanic chick who rides a dick like an amped up cowboy!! Chick got skill.

Lacy, what name you like better?

Miss B lets play cele gift giving, I cant think of nothing else right now.

If y’all are still playing……… He’s 6’10(big hint), played for 5 different teams in a 14 yr. nba career. HE’s been known to like the reefer, he dated a model with a big dome……….. Doo, dodo doo

before i go…i have a new game…

Guess that Song –>must give artist name and song title…

“…is it Black girl Lost, or Shorty owe you for ice?”

NAME THAT SONG

@MrODot…what’s the next one?

You gotta scuse me ikctMi I’m still sick and sippin this Nyquil but I do not understand…am I slow? LOL

chris webber

Can someone ask them about the tats on their fingers?????????????

Bones did he date Tyra..I can’t remember his name

@ Rebel, correct ma’am.

@ Mr. O Dot…. HOVA

Miss B -example from yesterday. . .

R kelly gonna give OJ “how to stay out of the court room swagger” Lets see another one from yesterday. . *looks around for LIB* Rihanna gonna give to Bey coupons for ” first to git it from Jay (good for one nite only)

Thank you Rebel!

And I like Mickit better IcktMi…just rolls off the fingers better lol

And I would give Khia a $500 gift card to JoAnns Fabrics so she can cop some new knitting needles and dusty ass fabric

Make it come from a cele B but yeah just like that.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO IkctMi I got you on the MI…lol

before i go…i have a new game…

Guess that Song –>must give artist name and song title…

“…is it Black girl Lost, or Shorty owe you for ice?”

NAME THAT SONG

artist AND song title

@ Snickers, yeah me. HOVA shouldn’t need an artist cuz, duh, he calls his self the song title. With that I thank everybody today this was tooooo funnnny. i really had a good time clownin with yall. Be easy and Merry Christmas to all. God bless yall as well.

Bye Bones you have a Merry Christmas too!

Bones, yes itz Jay-z…but you got the wrong title!!!!!!!!

answer: “blueprint 2″ is the title…

Bones,

Why I just call my man and tell him it’s on and poppin tonight!! Supahead got good hand game, but her deep throat game could use some work. If I were to coach her, I’d tell her, mix it up, monitor the dick, feel it getting firmer while in mouth, at that point, work the head. But she’s almost there. There are PLENTY of females who got her beat (me being one of them, Mickit being another, BMama being another, Rebel, being another, and the list goes on and on).

@Bones

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays

@lacyd

LMAO..ouch I think my appendix busted from laughing at that

Mickit where you at on the game?

Okay, ya’ll gone have to start over. I left for a bit.

okay im done packin up for the weekend

im out yall

lacydizzle, have mercy on him

mickitizzle/beasley, yall slow wit the games! lol

snickers, he had the wrong title!

wife, peaz out! see ya tonite (wink wink)

rest of yall, ONE!

Oh my bad, got a phone call.

Mr O Dot I’s sorry I done had bout half a bottle of Nyquil today! First time I been sick in like ten years! Have a merry merry Christmas!!!

LacyD we were playin celeb gifts

By MoDot!!

mickit…how are you looking for me to say the same ish that got you in trouble last nite??????

I am just getting on this blog and it is near 500 comments already.

Jay-z is married to my cousin name wykiesha, from Brooklyn!

hahahaahahahah…

I saw more detailed story on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named “SearchingM illionaire. com” some celebs reported that.

I dont give a dayum WTF any of the haterz is talkin about, but I know that there aint no shame in wifin B’s gorgeous media queen ass regardless…If you a vbrutha strong in his spot like me that is…Who the eff cares if she luvs to get her shine on evrywhere..NOT ME…If ya just handle yo bizness as a man is supposed to w/his gurl anyway, I say DO YOU AS LONG AS YOU AINT DIRESPECTING ME…STRAIT UP…

DISRESPECTING(pardon myself)

Do your thing Jay-Z and Beyonce!!! They are living FABULOUS lives!!!

i wonder what size jeans beyonce wears

i wonder what size jeans beyonce wears

BEY LOOKS LIKE A STUFFED SAUSAGE IN THOSE JEANS. DAMNED IT…I FELL ALL CONSTRICTED FOR HER JUST LOOKING AT THOSE JEANS CINCHING HER GUT!

test

cool.

I knew this wasn’t true he would’ve called me and told me and I would’ve been at the wedding…If you want offical info on this couple I will post it first ok. Thanks!!!!!!!

I LUV ME SOME BEE AND JAY…….

PEOPLE HAVE A SECRET LUV/HATE THING 4 THESE TOO….THEY HAVE DAMN NEAR 600 POSTS….THE BEE HAS STUNG ONCE AGAIN! I LUV IT!

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Who cares! Here’s the 99 – 1 Theory. I love B, but if the J-Z was going to marry her (like Diddy and Kim P, Oprah and Steadfast), it would have already happened. Once these brothers or sisters (depending on who has the most money and most to lose) are on top and have access to the britches for nothing or “noncommittal”, they ain’t marrying the male or female ho. Sorry folks but that’s just the way it is. The broke ones do it with little or no money, so you KNOW the rich ones are DEFINITELY going to hold out. So sorry YAW HOpefuls. Keep your legs closed and maybe, just maybe you’ll be able to reel in a good catch.