Fix It Jesus: Florida Episcopal Church Dedicates Sunday Service To Keep LeBron James In Miami

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A Florida church held a service to pray to keep LeBron James in Miami!

Florida Episcopal Church Dedicates Sunday Service To LeBron James

Via Triangle Offense reports:

An NBA city is clamoring for LeBron James’ services and this time, it isn’t Cleveland. A group of Miami Heat zealots have banded together to attempt to keep LeBron James in Miami, as if he needed that much convincing.

A Twitter account (@BandForBron) was started by ESPN West Palm to encourage fans to wear headbands in honor of King James. These are the sorts of things that happen when the best player in the world is threatening to leave his team after appearing in four straight NBA Finals. Who knew that the Heat had enough fans in Miami to actually start a campaign like this? The arena doesn’t get filled until after halftime on most nights. Regardless, the “Band For Bron” campaign is starting to reach epic levels.

For the Holy Spirit Episcopal Church in West Palm Beach, Sunday service was all about the religion of keeping LeBron James in town. The church was filled with people wearing “Band For Bron” headbands on Sunday. Everyone from little children, to adults, to the elderly were spotted wearing the headbands. Presumably they prayed that King James can be persuaded to stay in Miami. If they really want to keep James around, they should send the collection plate around an extra time and send the money directly to LeBron James estate.

Fix it Jesus!!!!!!

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