Bossip | Gossip for the Hardcore | Black Celebrity & Entertainment News

!

at least she has her clothes on in these pics

i love her purse boots and shirt!

nice clothes kim.very well covered

She may look good, but she still smells like Ray-J’s toilet.

those boots are decent!

PCF..WHAT UP??!

How tall is Reggie?? because I know Kim Kardashian is pretty short. Even from that angle, he still looks like he’s short.

CHELLO PCF and FAW!!!! how’s yall doing….lol

ISNT BUSH SUPPOSED TO BE INJURED

HE DONT LOOK TO HURT RIGHT DER

YA BOY BACK WIT SUM NEW SLAP CALLED “GRINDAHOLIC” CHECK IT OUT AT

MYSPACE.COM/THAGRINDAHOLIC

HEY BMAMA!!! COOKING CHRISTMAS DINNER…AND DOING WELL MIGHT I ADD… AND HOW ARE YOU TODAY??? LOL

MTW..he do look like he acting like he don’t know her.

I guess he only knows her in “private”

Kim looks good here. I wonder if he got to taste her christmas ham?

LMAO why Reggie won’t look at the camera but Kim is all stare’n at it?

OHHHH what chu cooking FAW?? can i have some??? pretty please…lol i’m kool NO WORK….lmao

bmama wth kinda gravatar is that?????? lol

@ Bahama mama………………… Josie is that you????????????

BMAMA

TURKEY, BAKE MACORONI, JAMBALAYA , BREAD PUDDING, STRING BEAN CASSAROLE, CORN ON THE COB, SLAP YA MAMA BISQUITS!!!

BRING YOUR TUPPERWARE!!

HEY MTWHOOP THERE IT IS!!

they look great together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! let them live their lives!!

damn kim drove and he aint bought her Ish…LMAO Cuz he lookin all at the Games and Commin out wit ONE bag! Damn Shame!!

faw…lmao at the bisquit title!

MTW – santa gotta get his drink on too!!!

@ True Gem – THAT”S WHAT I’M SAYIN!!! but how can any decent man wanna date someone who’s goodies and dick suckin is all ova the internet? BUT he is a fine man…lol

HEY MTWHOOP THERE IT IS!!

^^^^^^happy to see you too, now fix my plate…..lol

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

lmmfao okay bmama now i can see it, it look like that damn coke santa only instead of a coke he got a bottle…..

@ Bahama mama………………… Josie is that you????????????

^^^ um nope that’s a negative…lol

HEY LIB AROUND!!

LMAO @ MTWHOOP THERE IT IS!! A YESSIM..LOL

lol!! I’m a bahama mama too!!

@ FAW

*try’n to find my biggest tupperware bowl* LMAO

@MTW- yea it’s a bottle of hen…lol

Whats wrong with letting your man piss on you behind closed doors? That was on my to-do list, but I havent gotten him to do it yet lol…

LOL @BMAMA… BUT YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO BRING SOME LIQUOR..LOL NO BEER WITH YOUR CHEAP ASS..LOL

judi

lol!! I’m a bahama mama too!!

^^^ who say’s i’m a bahama mama…lmao

LOL@ KAI

I wonder if they stop by Ho’s R Us…

I still Love U Reggie…..

Oh MY @ kai…that’s um interesting..yea TMFI!!!

FAW – i’m is NOT cheap…*brings a couple bottles of some no name liquor* LOL

YEA LIB

IM BRINGIN THE UNIBROW MAINSTREAM AGAIN…NO TWEEZING HERE..LOL

AND I LOVE ROCKIN MY CHICKLET TEEFS

His football career is sucking, she looks like a drag queen in the face, but her outfit is cute.

lmao @ kai, cool with the nasty, but pissing on me?????? imma have to let you handle that cause i just don’t want no piss on me unless medically necessary ahhahhahhahh lmao

LOL yall mofos really crack me up in here i swear

@ MTW I am contemplating it. I havent brought myself to asking him again though. Might be because I cant get passed the fact that its human bile. And I certainly will NOT let him piss on my head! I mean geeze.

I AINT HARDLY FOR PISSY TITTIES..LOL

She let Ray J piss on her ? OMG WHY WHY WHY ?

What does Z list piss smell like ? Does it leave a glow to the skin ? Do you wash it off or wipe it off ?

…thanks for that visual whoever brought that up… Eeew!

{runs in quickly and outta breath}

R Kelly!? WHERE?!

{re-reads comments}

Oh wait…my bad, I heard someone say ‘piss’.

lmfao @ pissy titties!!!!!

@ MTW I am contemplating it. I havent brought myself to asking him again though. Might be because I cant get passed the fact that its human bile. And I certainly will NOT let him piss on my head! I mean geeze.

^^^^^^^ lmmfao what was his reaction????? was he like “heifer are you drunk, high, what is ya prob boo?????”

Yea Im Black. I have thought about it before though. I just havent brought myself to force my man to do it. That will be a new experience for me guys lol….LOL @ “IM DOWN”

LOL nah but Im often with a drink so maybe that was what he WANTED to say lol

@John McWhorter

————————

BYE

I hate dat hoe

Reggie is too fine for dat

FineAsWine

@John McWhorter

————————

BYE

^^^ LMMFAO

@KAI

I WOULDN’T WANT TO BE THE DRYCLEANER TAKING PEE STAINS OUT OF “CLOTHES”…LOL

Don’t he s’possed to be somewhere watching Old game film ?

Go Saints !!!

http://www.myspace.com/GOTSTRONG

Oh yea, you cant turn a hoe into a house wife. She a fine hoe, but still…. Reggie must be weak-minded or in love. He know tha paparozzi ( sp ?) gonna be all over him.

She might help him score som touchdowns.

Go Saints !!!

MTW u stoopid!! LMAO

afternoon folks

he still with that hoe??

OMG @ MTW. That sounds like my scheduling EXACTLY. I do need to take my lil son (in the gravi) to the vet. And I saw a nice pair of boots and rabbit fur coat I would like to get myself from Bloomingdales. You must know me MTW. LMFAO!

@ MTW no more words from you! You are my clairvoyant. And you just might jinx my ass today! lol

Say y’all quit talkin about urinating..I really gotta go, but I don’t wanna get up lol…lazy behind lol

FAW LMFAO! I havent let him piss on me yet. Geeze. It was just something that crossed my mind lol

@GOTSTRONG

YEAHHHHHHH

GO SAINTS!!

GO SAINTS!!

GO SAINTS!!

GO SAINTS!!

GO SAINTS!!

GO SAINTS!!

NOTCH!!!!!!!!

95% of women on this blog are fat and angry at pretty women like KiM!

DAMN…when we are not on welfare or jobless we are fat and ugly…Shoot can yall come up with something i don’t know different? I’m tired of the same ol words.

@ MTW no more words from you!

^^^^^^ lol was it something i said Kai??????

Kim looks like she knew she was going out shopping. Nice outfit KK.

Reggie didn’t just threw on some jean’s and a Tee. He won’t even look up cuz he is ashamed to be seen in public with her. Pick yo head up boy!

This should have been a ‘fill in the blank’ story.

Reggie Bush and Kim K. picked up a last minute gift Christmas gift, a ________,from The Sharper Image on Monday. He didn’t want to be at the house with Kim without it.

LOL!!

@MTW. He will likely tell you “NO” like my man did lol. He has to an “Open minded Brotha” lol…

LOST AND FOUND!

LOST AND FOUND!

mtw and kai have OFFICIALLY lost the little minds they have!

{quickly pulling out old sweaters, jackets, and ear muffs out of the ‘lost and found’ box

CHELLO TX. and notch-o-rama..

These clowns dont know nun bout PISS TALK. LMFAO!

hiya tx faw baby bma and mtw!

y yall talkin about pissing??

@ Me thats who:

“geez….and ain’t harbers spelled wrong?????? lmao”

LOL – yup – another uneducated worthless black man who thinks sistas should just be heartbroken that he doesn’t want them…

SMDH!!!

HEY NOTCHY!!!!

HAVE YOU PISSED TODAY??

@ b-mama

DAMN…when we are not on welfare or jobless we are fat and ugly…Shoot can yall come up with something i don’t know different? I’m tired of the same ol words.

PREACH!!!!!

What is a harber lol! I really missed all that and want to know. lol

I used to date black girls, but i quit once i realized the white women give better head, and also they know when to stop running their mouth and stay in their place.

@ mtw – I know right?

@ notch – I’m not talking bout piss’n (shakes head) that’s them freaky ppl…yup lol

LMAO at SMDH!!!!! I co-sign with some of your missives.

I will say that they look good together. I could care less what other folks do with their private parts.

@ Bahama mama:

OKAY??

Black women are supposed to be so jobless but per capita we’re more often employed than the black man is.. Black women are the breadwinners of their race.. So if black women are jobless what do you call black men – whom unless they can play a sport very well or rap – will usually be even more jobless than her?? The black man will go to jail before he will college and the white man can’t stand him.. He aint going nowhere but up in a non black womans ass!!!

SMDH!!!

This should be titled “As Soon As A Black Man Gets Money”.

I wouldn’t want any man stuck with Kim, rich or poor. She is worse than Remy Ma as far as I am concerned. And I feel like Remy Ma is as low as a woman can go.

lol @ MTW! Ridamndiclous lol..

@I only date white women NOW!

———————

GOOD 4 YOU BUDDY!!

@i only date white women NOW! …drive thru.

mtw, bmama, and notchie notch. waz up! and happy kwanzaa!

i cant remeber what site i was on but 1blogger said she has “a horse face” and the more i see pics of her the more she does look like a horse lol-cutiest fukin horse ive seen in my life!

LMAO @ TX.. for doing 1-3 in the toilet..LMAO whoo

LIB- lol thank ya..

I used to date black girls, but i quit once i realized the white women give better head, and also they know when to stop running their mouth and stay in their place.

^^^^^^^ uhhhh ain’t nobody checking fa you playboy…….lmmfao

@chinese chicken wingz, well, you haven’t seen enough horses. ya gotta get out to the stables more.

@ Chinesechickenwingz:

“i cant remeber what site i was on but 1blogger said she has “a horse face” and the more i see pics of her the more she does look like a horse lol-cutiest fukin horse ive seen in my life!”

Actually – she looks just like a CAMEL!! She looks more like a damn camel than Jay-Z does!!!

hey thena mae jenkins…….happy kwanza to you too….

THENA!!!!!!!!!

HI ATHENA

@mtw, that’s almost exactly what i was gonna say. haha

hey FAW!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

lol @ mtw bringing back ‘playboy’ lol

Dont get me wrong black girls are graet, but they are so 2007, and now its almost 2008.

ISSMH!!!!!!!!!! What it do, boo boo!?

Dr. Seussin up in this oooohhhhhhhhhhh

oh, i didn’t see you txshawty! i’m enjoying the show.

HEY ISTAY

back lata’s yall

Since black women are so 2007 and white women are the future in ’08…don’t let me catch u living in the past lol

mtw, the superstar is here! issmh. lol! member, you are damon dash, and she’s jay-z. memories.

Since black women are so 2007 and white women are the future in ‘08…don’t let me catch u living in the past lol

LMAO!

@ I only date white women now:

“Dont get me wrong black girls are graet, but they are so 2007, and now its almost 2008.”

And black men are so 400 years ago with that self hating minstrel show color struck massa mentality.. Jeez even Jewish men, who were just as taught to hate what they were as black men, don’t have the self hating color struck race abandoning issues that the sorry ass black man does…

And use your spell check you stupid idiot!!

SMDH!!!

@ I only date white women NOW!

Dont get me wrong black girls are graet, but they are so 2007, and now its almost 2008.

———————————————–

WHEWWW!!!!! THAT WAS CLOSE!!

Notice:

I will be another year older on 12/31…let’s donate that day to posts of my future husband…thanks in advance. nice pics only!

Black women are only good for two things; cooking and giving birth.

THENA BENA!!!

hi-lo ISSMH-BDN lol

Black women are way more successful than Black Men. Most of our black men are in prison or have felony convictions. It’s not that corporate america won’t hire them……It’s their criminal records that are dooming them to failure. Black women wake up….I run background checks on men because I don’t do felonies.

athena

mtw, the superstar is here! issmh. lol! member, you are damon dash, and she’s jay-z. memories.

———————–

eff u pay me!

santa, can i get a drank?!

u already paid issmh! y don’t need my nickels!

LMAO at ISSMH putting up a notice…lol

I only date white women NOW!

Black women are only good for two things; cooking and giving birth.

——————

ha I ain’t even good for that! i’m good for getting drunk and passing out under the christmas tree.

LOL

type, you

@ Bahama Mama:

I can’t speak for the Bahamas but in the States black men are nothimg but a piece of dick!! Unless they can play a sport or rap, they usually never reach millionaire status. They are just mediocre.. Its nice to have their pocket change from they job making Big Macs around, but don’t even expect him to be able to truly provide anything.. All you can really count on an American man to do is abandoning their kids, live off a woman, give her a disease, use her and then dog her – but come running right back the minute his funky black ass is is trouble, go to jail and so on and so on!!!

SMDH!!!

12/31 12/31 12/31 12/31 12/31

Ode to Jamie day!

@ athena – u sure can!! lol

Black women are only good for two things; cooking and giving birth.

if thats the case…tell your mom to fix my dinner before she drops that load, thanks & good-bye

B’mama, I know right, it just ain’t sanitary to stay serious for too long lol!

@SMDH……”And black men are so 400 years ago with that self hating minstrel show color struck massa mentality.. Jeez even Jewish men, who were just as taught to hate what they were as black men, don’t have the self hating color struck race abandoning issues that the sorry ass black man does…”

lol damn..

nothimg but a piece of dick

Did I mention that I LOVES me a BDN

LMAO

issmhlbdns, you prolly ain’t a black woman then. some folks on here are experts on black woman.

@ SMDH,

Ma’am I understand your right to express your opinion but why so negative on black men in general? There are tons of upwardly mobile, good hearted, monogomous(that might be a stretch) black men out there. I understand generalizing cuz I do it a lot on this board but dangie…… At the end of the day I love my women but it’s all of our own lives. The black race or any race for that matter will never go extinct, no matter how much we allow ourselves to be targets for everything negative. I understand your disgust though. It’s kinda like the same thing I feel when I see a fine sista(or even average) with a white man or another woman or with a Chris Stokes type. So I feel you and in that regard I also shake my got damn head. Holla.

Black women are only good for two things; cooking and giving birth.

if thats the case…tell your mom to fix my dinner before she drops that load, thanks & good-bye

—————————————————

LOL AND TELL THAT HOE STOP BURNIN THE OATMEAL

@ Geezy:

“It’s not that corporate america won’t hire them……It’s their criminal records that are dooming them to failure..”

Good point. I work in a Stock Broking Firm and needless to say,because of the credit check element, they’re aren’t alot of black men here..

But everytime you turn around they’re putting us down!!!

SMDH!!!

this bout to get brutal in herre & i think the blk men will get bashed to death cause its only fear to blame the victims-we gone need the blog police in here in a min.

“I can’t speak for the Bahamas but in the States black men are nothimg but a piece of dick!! Unless they can play a sport or rap, they usually never reach millionaire status. They are just mediocre.. Its nice to have their pocket change from they job making Big Macs around, but don’t even expect him to be able to truly provide anything.. All you can really count on an American man to do is abandoning their kids, live off a woman, give her a disease, use her and then dog her – but come running right back the minute his funky black ass is is trouble, go to jail and so on and so on!!!”

@SMDH…may i ask why the hostility?

LOL AND TELL THAT HOE STOP BURNIN THE OATMEAL

_____________________

ahahahaha

fair-not fear

another reason i date white women now, is becuase alot of colored women look like Trannies. If you dont beleive me, just check out Leave it be’s gravatar pic!

Exactly!!!

CUT! FAW, CUT!

Uhhhh could we change that to Cream of Wheat?? I just really like that better than oatmeal….thank you.

aaaaand action.

txshawty

B’mama, I know right, it just ain’t sanitary to stay serious for too long lol!

^^^

i know right? LMAO @ sanitary…lol

@SMDH – yea I know what chu mean.

@chinesechickenwingz…lol “blog police”…we need it cause these comments do nothing

He is acting like he don’t know her cause she is just a Jump Off to him, he has a live in girlfriend here in New Orleans, and she and i are friends. She doesn’t care about Kim cause she knows she is a HOE! Reg caters to my girl thats why she is still with him plus he takes care of her and her girls lol.

let’s get the popcorn poppin’.

@geezy..what state do you work in?

i think its time to change the mood in here?

let’s see…

2008 new Celebrity Endorsement deals….

GO!

By the way I got pictures and all the proof you need

ain’t nobody sending for no cops!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@SMDH…i understand that black men have failed a lot of black women, but you don’t give up on “family”…

Jamie Lynn Spears for First Response Pregnancy Test

Ne-yo:

Pin up fish for Gorton Fish Sticks

he will also snag deals from: Maybelline, Lip Smackers, and Lil Mama

Britney Spears, Amy Winehouse, and Whitney Houston

D.A.R.E

u won’t leave him alone. he also will endorse skrawberries, and berret caps.

They Look fab togehter & I am totally loving Kim’s look!!!

LOL@ TXS

Gary Coleman for Jergens, Suave, Vaseline, and Crisco.

Winehouse will also get lucrative endorsements from little wee ones ballet slippers, and leather belts.

2008 new Celebrity Endorsement deals….

GO!

Neyo- MAC lipgloss…with lil mama song playin err time he puts it on.

Gary Coleman for Jergens, Suave, Vaseline, and Crisco.

lmao!!!!

@ Strong black man:

Why are you so centered on my comments?? You know this blog.. You KNOW how so called black men come up in these swirl posts and start right into dogging black women. Why is that necessary?? Why the hostility to black women?? Cmon now!!! You all need to cut that out!!

SMDH!!

R-KELLY AND CHRIS (WHATEVA HIS NAME IS)

PAMPERS

Alicia Keyes for United Colors of Benetton.

I AIN’T FRAID OF NO GHOSTS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Paris Hilton for the Valtrex commercials…she’ll be playing tennish, scratching, jogging, scratching, on the red carpet smiling, scratching, and introducing the side effects…all with a smile…and still scratching.

Beyonce for Slid Resistant Soles.

SNOOP & PRINCE- ULTRA PERM

Superhead – Listerine

Bad for baacteria, Good for Gums

DAMN u ISSMH!!

Bobby brown – City of Baltimore

**playing tennis…my bad y’all lol

Mary J. Blige (impersonator) for Imposter perfumes.

504!!!

Naomi Campbell, Asurion cell phone insurance

BRITNEY SPEARS…HANES HER WAY UNDIES

Superhead – Listerine

Bad for baacteria, Good for Gums

ahahahahahahahaha!

George W. Bush-hooked on phonics.

Britney Spears….Jordache, Guess, Old Navy, Se7en, Lee…or ANY JEANS that will cover her crotch.

MICHEAL JACKSON—HALLOWEEN SUPPLIES

Britney Spears,

Personal Hygiene…why going barefoot in public restrooms is bayad, ya’ll!

she probably had to offer to buy him something in order for him to go with her. she even let him carry the bag to make it look like he got it! isn’t that what white girls do? quid pro quo…you go out and be seen with her, and she’ll buy you something in return!

Kim K. for port-a-potty.

Love the outfit. Definately something I would wear out. I have said from the beginning though, that girl can DRESS!!! WAAAAAY better than some REAL celebrities out there.

BTW, in my honest opinion, I think they make a great looking couple:)

they got narcos,hip hop police,police,tactical task force,sheriffs,wannabe police,snitches,fbi,no blog police-POLICE STATE

Drug Session

Mariah Carey – Prozac

Kanye – Ritalin

Chris Stokes – Viagra (i am so sorry for that one)

Michael, the ‘effect’ of ‘Save the Children’s’ foundation’s NEW program….what will happen if you DON”T save the children…smh

Chris Stokes for E.L. Fudge.

R. Kelly and Ray-J for peas.

Michael Jackson for Silly Putty.

Gary Coleman for anybody with $5.

Rihanna for Nike headbands and Spanx thigh slimmers. Jay Z for the alternative to magic carpets..

Lil Kim – Bratz dolls (don’t she look like one? AND she gets her wish of being a barbie..lol)

OH F@ck that…i agree they are a cute couple…IMO

Star Jones – Gay man in a box (Do-it-yourself Marriage Kit)

Remy Ma for Bounty (lumberjack) paper towels

i agreed up there, too.

LOL @ Gary coleman for anyone with 5 dollars OMG!

Foxy Brown for Mase….when you just can’t keep away from beatdowns.

Kelly rowland – house of dereon model AND they still won’t pay her.

Lil Wayne for anal eze (no homo)

T.I. for Bail Bonds.

Tiny for beer goggles

LOL @ TI FOR BAILBONDS..yall are killing ne

Wesley Snipes for Federal Pen. Commissary.

Reggie done did good. Why settle for welfare lunch meat-by-products when you can get prime rib. Kim is a GODDESS.

beer goggles. ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Okay…new one…

Fly on the wall — various things overheard in celebrity homes over the holidays

GO!

Marquis de Sade for recovering Brain Amputees of America.

DA BRAT – FOR THE NEW ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE BARBIE T.J., COMES WITH HER OWN CHAMPAYNE BOTTLE

Lloyd…the new Toucan Sam for the Froot Loop box…that boy’s honker?? Wow. lol

@ Athena:

“Beyonce for Slid Resistant Soles.”

I was drinking ginger ale when I saw that one and I sprayed!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

kzzmerghtthere

@athena…LOL….LMAO…..good one….

RKelly 4 HUGGIES…….

————————————————

HEY THAT WAS MINE (SCROLL UP)..LOL

Solange: {opens gift from Daddy Matt} Oh…thanks…ANOTHER Beyonce CD.

Kelly R.: Ooooh..did it come with a poster?

lol @ ISSHM

Michael Jackson to Blanket…”and THAT”s why I won’t let you play ‘got your nose’ with me…”

did ya’ll miss the NEW game???? Fly on a wall!!!!

lol @ ISSHM

Michael Jackson to Blanket…”and THAT”s why I won’t let you play ‘got your nose’ with me…”

EFFin DEAD

you fools are nuts, certifiable so, i am gone all of 30 damn mins come back yall been in here skraight tripping…..

i don’t know issmh. this one is hard. takes a lot of thought. damn.

Fly on the wall at P3s palace: That ain’t no Magnum!

LMAO

OKIE DOKIE KZZ..LOL

LIL WAYNE FOR RAID ROACH SPRAY

@ kanye’s house :kanye, where did you put that box of old clothes i was fixin’ to take to salvation army?

kanye: oh, umm, one minutes please….

i’m too dumb for this new game.

That beaoch is gorgeous. That’s a good look RB.

REGGIE TO KIM K – I’M NOT GOING WITH YOU UNLESS YOU BUY ME SOMETHING, YES?

Karrine:

“slurp”

The…End.

BABY TALKIN TO MALL MANAGER

FLY ON THE WALL…

I KNOW I DONT NEED THE MONEY, BUT I REALLY WANT TO BE SANTA THIS YEAR…YEAH I DONT MIND THE KIDS SITTIN ON MY LAP.ITS OK IF THEY GIVE ME A KISS.

ONE QUESTION… CAN I HAVE THE BOYS LINE??

@50 cents house: i’m retiring. i really mean it.

Damn P? French Braids? Who you was humpin…young Celie?

txshawty

Karrine:

“slurp”

The…End.

—————–

LOL YOU FORGOT GULP!!

FLAVOR FLAV ENDORSING GREMLINS 4:GREMLINS FROM DA HOOD

R. Kells home.

Fly on the wall.

‘I smelt Pee and wherever there’s Pee there’s bound to be some SH!T!

No?

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

Fly on the wall at Souljaboy’s house:

“1,2, stomp, 3,4 slap, 5,6 turn, 7,8 yooo, yooo, bapin’ apes, yoooooo!”

FLAVOR FLAV ENDORSING GREMLINS 4:GREMLINS FROM DA HOOD

_____________

dead.

BERNIE MAC..POP OUT EYES(GLASSES)

@ 50 cent’s house….

G-unit: Dawg, i think it’s bout time you get that lock jaw checked out, it’s getting too hard to understand you, mane!

Fly on the wall at OJs

{wakes up alone} Damn you ungrateful children…all I asked for for Christmas was a bundle of whitch b!tches!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO @ 504

AKON- DEPENDS

Bernie mac to left eye:

Now, you can’t be losing focus when we’re on camera. You need to start paying attention, man {eye starts to roam, Bernie Claps, and eye comes back}

See that’s what I’m talkin bout! Stuff like that!

FORGIVE ME, I LOVE ME SOME BERNIE MAC lol…FAW just reminded me lol!

Fly on the wall at Kelly Rs

{On phone with B Spears} So you’re saying that if I DON’T wear my underwear…I can start charging for my concerts?

Akon…2008 cat burglar body suits…lol

“Fly at Chris Stokes:

‘Incest is the Best. Aint that right cuz?’

Where’s Uncle Daddy?”

{slaps hand to forehead} smh…

I got to hand it to y’all…some of these sayings are hysterical.

Some of you people need to be in advertising and marketing.

Fly on the Wall at Diddy’s

Janice: look here…i don’t care who your daddy is…don’t you be calling me no got damned ‘Granma’ “

MTW for ‘David’s BAN-HER from my concerts’ campagin! lol

**campaign

FOW Def Jam Offices

Jay-Z {clearing desk} Let’s get production rolling on State Property 3

MTW for ‘David’s BAN-HER from my concerts’ campagin! lol

^^^^^^DEAD………lmao

Kim dresses so cute. If they’re happy so what! For black women who are enraged this is not your life, its theirs. Black women don’t take this personally, some black men want different things and that includes a non-black woman. Do you, celebrate you cuz trust me if you’re right a good man regardless of his color will snatch you up.

LMAO @TXS

EVE- CLOSET LOCKS

FAW, we moved onto something else LONG ago

@ d!ck…..have you seen the video “my box in a box”? hilarious…..

P3 for Hallmark’s freak’s edition…smh

ISSMH

YOU JUS GOTTA STEAL MY SHINE HUH?? LOL

Reggie might be hitting that, but I doubt she is his woman. It’s not like we see them being affectionate with one another. They seem to just be hanging out.

lol

ISSMH {pulls her over to whisper}

You know FAW ain’t all there…look at her.

{both glance over to the one eye-browed, Dentyne ice shaped teethed having woman}

Catch my drift?

LOL MTW !!! I’M WATCHING A MOVIE WITH CLIFTON POWELL IN IT. OH & MY BF KNOWS HIM BY NAME !!!

im a mom….thats better than FBI and CIA..yes, yes?

wtf P3 change his name??????? how imma get used to calling you DIB and i been calling ya ass P for the longest?????? you should have sent out a memo or something…..

{winks at TXS} that splains why she keeps taking a leak in the corner

FLY AT ED-DYS

COME ON KIDS LETS LEARN TO COUNT.

GET IN LINE.

ONE LITTLE MURPHEY, TWO LITTLE MURPHYS, THREE LITTLE MURPHYS FOUR LIL MURPHEYS………….EIGHT LIL MURPHY’S

OH NOT YOU!!

YEAH IM YOUR KID MY MAMA TOLD ME SO!!

LOL MTW !!! I’M WATCHING A MOVIE WITH CLIFTON POWELL IN IT. OH & MY BF KNOWS HIM BY NAME !!!

^^^^^^ lmmfao ok so only me, ya BF, and bmama know who he is by name….. airbody else think who?????? when ppl say clifton powell…..

ISSMH…{looks over at FAW, runs towards her with a bowl…}

Aw naw don’t do thaaat!

{dives under FAW with the bowl just as the first drip is landing, bowl catches it}

Whew.

Celebrity Mash-ups 2008

GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

@TXS

You know FAW ain’t all there…look at her

———————

YEAH LOOK AT ME!!!

AT LEAST I GOTTA GRAVIE…LOL I CAN’T SEE YOU TXS..LOL

lol SHUT UP P3! Not before the wedding! lol

mtw…PINKY and ole boy from Menace II Society?? Is that Clifton?!

Kim hold her head up because she is checking to see if Ray J jump out a n piss on her

Y’all are hilarious!

ok – fly on the wall – Britney Spears

SNORT-FART-SQUEEZE-SNAP-COUGH-SNIFF

“Mama we hungry!”

“Why de fck y’all hongry, I gave y’all some hot dog water 2 hours ago. Damn y’all!”

mtw…PINKY and ole boy from Menace II Society?? Is that Clifton?!

^^^^^^LMAO SEE 504 THAT IS ALL PPL EVER REMEMBER BOUT HIM, LIKE THEM THE ONLY ROLES HE DID, AND YEAH SHAWTY THAT IS HIM……

FAW lol….you CAN see me..that’s my face, the blue box with the sideways ‘G’!

DONT MAKE ME PEE ON YOU TXS…LOL

“Mama we hungry!”

“Why de fck y’all hongry, I gave y’all some hot dog water 2 hours ago. Damn y’all!”

^^^^^^^^ LMAO IMMA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE CAUSE THAT WAS THE LAST DAMN STRAW FA ME……

Rihanna and Beyonce

Shut up and Get me Bodied

no? lol

WOW ALPHA1, TELL EM HOW YOU FEEL SON !

mtw…i remember him..he always playing negative roles, he trip me out lol…after awhile you start to wonder about those ppl, like, ‘mhm…I saw him, he a pink panther looking pimp that own the music store..or that dude that was tryna take Jada’s goodies at the party’ lol

FAW…I swear if you get one DROPLET of pee on me, i will shave the middle part of that eyebrow and give you braces! WHOO!

Gimme that puss-puss!!!!

@ Eddie Murphy’s crib………damn Tracey, I’m feeling you… let’s have a baby or 4. Tracey Edmonds: Okay baby, you know Kenneth was never this aggressive. Eddie: Yeah I know. I mean……….

P3, get ready for your whoopin for it…is…time, lol.

FOW at ISSMHLBDNAIADLW’s office

hell that bytch go?

@ Everyone!!!!!!!

Y’all are some very funny people and I love you for it. Happy Holidays, Imo find me some internet pronos to end the day. In the AM my folks!!

lol @ shawty, his name is clifton powell, he gon put out an album with that as the title cause ppl never remember his ass…..

Bones Jordan

@ Eddie Murphy’s crib………damn Tracey, I’m feeling you… let’s have a baby or 4. Tracey Edmonds: Okay baby, you know Kenneth was never this aggressive. Eddie: Yeah I know. I mean……….

———————-

Time to play apollo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao

try again

Bones lol…

Eddie: Yea I know…I mean…I HEARD…yup with my ears…mhm…no prior one-on-one knowledge…naw…nope…nuh uh….

{awkward silence}

PEACE B WIT YOU BONES

txshawty

FAW…I swear if you get one DROPLET of pee on me, i will shave the middle part of that eyebrow and give you braces! WHOO!

—————————————–

LOL I’M JUST MAKING MY TERRITORY TXS..SEE I LUV U’S

FAW that reminds me…I have never seen a woman (coco) that has pants sewn IN her pants for her crotch lol…

Coco for the new 2008 creation: CROTCH BRITCHES! lol

Time to play apollo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao

try again

^^^^^^ LOL

mtw…like ‘Bones’ the movie was just his GHETTO OSCAR moment lol!

lol @ faw

FAW…well that’s nice that you luv me and all (no homo), but claim me some other way…give me a name tag or something, stamp my hand, make me a members only jacket or something, but don’t pee on a sistah! lol

mtw…like ‘Bones’ the movie was just his GHETTO OSCAR moment lol!

^^^^^^ lol he just wanna be recgonized is all…..his own mama prolly call his ass pinky….

notchavelli……join this crazy ass par-taaaaaay lol

“some ‘Random’ chic from Dallas w/ 2 kids and a Husband that helps everybody he know.

Oh yeah, did I mention this same chic aint got no myspace page?”

Had me nervous til I read she had 2 kids and didn’t have a myspace lol!!!!!!!!!!

FOW @ MISSY’S CRIB :

MISSY: OKAY YA’LL ARE WE ALL IN AGREEMENT?

DA BRAT: COOL

QUEEN L: RIGHT

REMY: FA SHO

EVE: NO PROBLEM

MISSY: TRU DAT. SO WE GONNA GET IN THE STUDIO RIGHT AWAY, LATIFAH & I ARE GONNA SING THE HOOKS FO THE SONGS SO MAKE SURE YA’LL RHYMES ARE TIGHT. THIS WILL BE OUR BREAKOUT ALBUM CALLED LADIES NIGHT PART 2: SOMETHING FOR THE LADIES & IT’LL BE ALRIGHT SINCE WE’LL ALL BE COMING OUT TOGETHER.

COME ON ALLTOGETHER NOW…1..2..3 YES HOMOS !!!!

That ni99a aint doin nothin but sit’n round eatin Cruchy Cheetos, smokin weed, drinkin a 40 ounce and get’n head by some ‘Random’ chic from Dallas w/ 2 kids and a Husband that helps everybody he know.

Oh yeah, did I mention this same chic aint got no myspace page?

——————

i just nearly pissed my pants

LAUGHIN @ TXS AND KZZ!!

COCO= TUNA FISH PACKED IN ORL(OIL)

……MATTER FACT I HAVE NO PICS OR NOTHING ON THAT DAMN PAGE

———————

how’d did i guess it? MTW is a middle aged white man..in love with david banner

lol @ 504..yes homos…lol

ugh

I don’t get why she isn’t just straight up about things, she tries to skirt around the issue of all her sex-scapades and preferences – I think everyone may stop hating on her so much if she just came forward about her real self. She’s nicely dressed in those pics though.

@ mtw…

{pulls her over and whispers}

Say, sis, you MIGHT not wanna tell him you’re gonna diss him before you actually INVITE him, he could just reject you before you get a chance to accept him.

Now gone back over there.

{nudges her back to P3)

BOW WOW= DOGGIE TRAINING PADS

{looks up at P3′s comment}

{shudders}

Ugh.

FAW…da hell?

I’ll bet that girls hot turd squirter has got deep ridges on it. The kind you run your tongue over makes you think it a potato chip. I could eat her ass and chitlins till she started barking for a tub of cocoa butter! I would lather up my paw with that butter and slide my whole hand up in her hot cornhole! Make her a nasty sock puppet!

Tickle her colon until she agrees to drink all my piss!

mtw…b/c lol when you get on, and invite/request somebody, they can either accept or reject you, and with you already talking about dissing him, you might get rejected before you can get ta dissin lol!

i love it when the morning crew comes together in order to share good times of making fun of each other!

Wow, Earl….just wow.

I got a hard-on and couldn’t wait to give you a Chest bump as I hoped our Pinueses would touch like me and Chris did when I was with B2K.

^^^^^^ I ALMOST LOST MY LUNCH…….EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

lol @ notch…anything less is just wrong

Earl

I’ll bet that girls hot turd squirter has got deep ridges on it. The kind you run your tongue over makes you think it a potato chip. I could eat her ass and chitlins till she started barking for a tub of cocoa butter! I would lather up my paw with that butter and slide my whole hand up in her hot cornhole! Make her a nasty sock puppet!

Tickle her colon until she agrees to drink all my piss!

—————–

WHOA!

Bey’s House:

Bey: Mom, wtf happened to all of my clothes?

Mama Tina: What’re you talking about Bey? What clothes are you missing?

Bey: You know what I’m talking about. My gold clothing collection is missing. Ain’t nobody gonna recognize me.

Mama Tina: Bey, hold on dear. Don’t pull your weave out! I’ll whip you up somethin’ real nice!

mtw, u finally got a myspace!! that’s what’s up.

mtw..why are we daydreaming in the same bubble, b/c that’s the EXACT SAME THING I saw P3 doing to you lol!

Talking bout, ‘REEEE-JECT’, with a msg titled ‘And Here’s why you’

mtw…lol @ you yelping…ya better get your ‘Tailor Made, Jr.’

FOL – Chinese sweatshop owner to Beyonce’s mom

NO, no mo gol clo fo you! You get silver dis time. You nee more people!

mtw, ya’ll to blame for my slang game. i didn’t start talkin’ ish till i started with the crew. now, i’m slangin’ erry’where.

@Earl

Only after a shower.

THAT GOT DAMN MOMO GOT ME DYING HERE……..LMAO

FOL – Chinese sweatshop owner to Beyonce’s mom

NO, no mo gol clo fo you! You get silver dis time. You nee more people!

_______

mama tina gonna put some voodoo on that woman. haha.

now back to this you “shoutin” us out?

LMMFAO how you do that?

this page goes out to my mornin crew, holdin down that juicy gossip

one love Bmama

eff YOU patent P

ISSMH is the great

Faw you’s a crazy muh fug

504 what it is?

…

LMMFAO

sorry athena and notch

didn’t feel like typin no more

athena

mtw, ya’ll to blame for my slang game. i didn’t start talkin’ ish till i started with the crew. now, i’m slangin’ erry’where.

^^^^^^^ LOL THEN THAT’S WHAT’S UP…..

ISSMH….and SHAWTY you dooky face! Got dawg, I swear first ATHENA forgets me, now you?!

That is so chopped and screwed up.

LMMFAO

sorry athena and notch

didn’t feel like typin no more

—-

it’s alright. i’m a drive by at best anymore!

AWWW ATHENA!!!! BLUSHES

notch = txshawty, right?! i was outta the loop for a while. so, if notch is txshawty, then i actually didn’ forget.

now back to this you “shoutin” us out?

LMMFAO how you do that?

this page goes out to my mornin crew, holdin down that juicy gossip

one love Bmama

eff YOU patent P

ISSMH is the great

Faw you’s a crazy muh fug

504 what it is?

…

LMMFAO

sorry athena and notch

didn’t feel like typin no more

^^^^^^^lol something like that……i told ya ass i was drunk offa that damn goose so i really don’t remember, never drink and type, dangerous combo…..

TXS WHO???

lol

oh, anyone know some good dance moves? imma hit up da club tonight. first time in like 10 years. what’s hip?

@ I Stay SMH, does that mean dick loving woman? Or down low wench??? Or something else?

‘Thena, how COULD you?! lol…

Don’t ya think if i was notch, i’d actually type ‘Notch’ as my name?? I know that’s kinda far-fetched but uhhhh…lol

ISSMH…aight {nods head and bites lip} Aight…I see how it is.

FAW u now have the worst gravatar ever. worse than fifi

notch = txshawty, right?! i was outta the loop for a while. so, if notch is txshawty, then i actually didn’ forget

^^^^^^^MOFO DOWN LOW WENCH, THAT IS MY FAV, IMMA START CALLING HER ASS THAT FROM NOW ON…….lmmfao

hiya thena!..thats funny…lol

ATHENA: DO THE SUPERMAN ..LOL

YOU’LL BE SOO FLY!!

okay wrong cut and paste…that was to athena

What’s HIP!?

STRIKE ONE.

What’s HIP!?

STRIKE ONE.

—-

LMMFBAO. I’m tearing up from laughter!

lol..lol..@ the confusion

shesofine…that is a hot mess that you have to apologize for being on subject lol

now get like me, and deviate from the topic at hand now that you’ve gotten it out of your system lol

txshawty

What’s HIP!?

STRIKE ONE.

^^ SHUT UP LOL

hey notch my yahoo is tripping, is yours??????

The National Black Caucus is endorsing Hilary Clinton. Hell is freezing over! I hate that Hoe!

sorry notchie notch and txshawty. thena ain’t all there at times.

I just had to say something….. but don’t worry…. I’ll never let it happen again!!! lol

(sigh) It’s alright ‘thena, this nobody still love you! lol

Tealeaf, that picture is so pretty, who is that??

typo-young

tourette syndrome would holla out @ the damn dinner table……lmmfao

————–

BOOGAS MAKE GOOD HOUSE PETS

mtw…im a prudish freak..dont get it confused…lol

that’s tealeaf’s high school yearbook picture.

lol at txs and notch.

yeppers, reggie feel conflicted. that’s evident.

BOOGAS MAKE GOOD HOUSE PETS

^^^^^^^ i swear fo’ gawd imma kill yo’ ass……LMMFATFO

MOM PUT GIN IN THE RUM CAKE…….

nope mtw..its running!

ISSMH…hey get that tourrettes under control! When’s the part where you start slapping yourself randomly?? That’s the part I’m waiting on!

thena…really is it her yearbook pic??

mtw…im a prudish freak..dont get it confused…lol

^^^^^^ LOL I KNEW IT HAD TO BE A NAME FOR IT JUST COULDN;T THINK OF WHAT IT COULD BE…….I AM A PF TOO THEN…..

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Give orals in a house coat!!!!!!!!!!!!

The National Black Caucus is endorsing Hilary Clinton. Hell is freezing over! I hate that Hoe!

____________________________________

*sigh* Even more upsetting than when she was asked to join my sorority

WET FARTS ARE CALLED SHARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Give orals in a house coat!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^^ LMAO I SEE NOW THIS BYTCH AIN’T GON STOP……..

shawty, would i lie to you?!?

and reggie is mad cause kim didn’t buy him exactly what he wanted. look at the pics again. she has her wallet out, he’s all looking in the bag, and he ain’t happy. he’s thinkin’, you cheap, pissy tramp.

{reminisces on ISSMH’s sharting story}

Good times, good times.

I CAN’T QUIT LAUGHING @ THE I GIVE ORLAS ONE SMH, MAN I AM SO GLAD IT’S DEAD ROUND HERE CAUSE MY LAUGHING WILL NOT CEASE…..

The National Black Caucus is endorsing Hilary Clinton. Hell is freezing over! I hate that Hoe!

____________________________________

*sigh* Even more upsetting than when she was asked to join my sorority

r u serious? I just don’t get it!!! this woman is contemptable and just down right shady. makes my fn blood boil.

kim k is going to have p*ssy tightening surgery in the next few yrs..

sorry that was just my tourettes..lol

MTW IS A ASS JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

aww yes, the sharting story. that was summer of ’07, when many of us just met. i had a similar sharting story, but mine was a true tragedy.

i don’t know what SHART story you all are speaking of…but i assure you that ISSMH has NEVER sharted

don’t blame the hater, blame the game.

MTW IS A ASS JOCKEY!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^ I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE THIS HEIFER

SMH SHOPLIFT’S DICK SCRAPERS

AKON = MARVIN MARTIAN

I know, right? I don’t Sh** OR *art

@ athena…

I agree! She ain’t right Ugh!! But don’t tell nobody…I’m from ARK..I can get hog-tied for saying such things

AND JETTING UP THE STAIRS TO AVOID SHARTING THE NICE COUCH and the POSSIBILITY OF YOUR YOUNG TENDER DISCOVERING YOUR SHART-ASTICNESS lol

c y’all tomorrow. merry kwanzaa

MTW pushes drunk folks in da pool

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

txshawty

AND JETTING UP THE STAIRS TO AVOID SHARTING THE NICE COUCH and the POSSIBILITY OF YOUR YOUNG TENDER DISCOVERING YOUR SHART-ASTICNESS lol

———————–

we DO NOT discuss such business on the BIG board…thats for haloscan HOES!

Bye thena!!!!!!!!1

Happy NEW Feliz Hannukah Kwanza Chrih-muh!

BY-BY THENA WENA

lol..yall hoes are nasty asses..sorry my tourettes again

we DO NOT discuss such business on the BIG board…thats for haloscan HOES!

___

Yes ma’am.

I’m just playing, y’all…that ain’t happen.

we DO NOT discuss such business on the BIG board…thats for haloscan HOES!

——————–

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we wrong shawty. buh bye

MTW pushes drunk folks in da pool

^^^^^^^^ WTF HAVE I STARTED…..LMAO

SMH GIVES HOMLESS MEN BURNT BEAVER NUTS….

Notch…dang y does your tourrettes come out as TRUTH?!

Shouldn’t it be something like, “My mama not crazy??”

lol..yall hoes are nasty asses..sorry my tourettes again

^^^^^^^ LMMFAO THAT TOURETTES IS A MOFO AIN;T IT….

SMH FAILED HER DRUG TEST CAUSE SHE GOT THE CLAP

who cares ?????????

One word for Reggie: penicillin

I think that used to be the cure for most STD’s.

MTW got her family on lay a away

*whispers*

MTW ain’t got NOOOOOOOOOOOO myspace

lmmfao

She tweezes her balls with chopsticks!

CLIFTON POWELL WAS THE REV ON AMEN !!!!!

OOOPS I NEED TO DO MY TOURETTES THERAPY SESSIONS, SOWWY

SMH FEEDS HER CO-WORKERS KITTY LITTER CAKE

504 lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s the only Clifton I know lol other than Pinky, of course.

LOL @ 504

SMH USES ZACH MORRIS OLD CELL PHONE AS A COMPUTER TO CONTACT KELLY KAPOWSKI….

SMH STALKS OLD WHITE MEN THAT SMELL LIKE MOTH BALLS

DM

One word for Reggie: penicillin

I think that used to be the cure for most STD’s

—————————————

WHAT IF HE’S ALLERIGIC…LOL HE’LL REALLY BE F*CKED

Hey,

I never post here although I sort of religious check the site but today I felt the urge to comment. BTW I have no issues with KK, what she did in the privacy of her bedroom with her bf at the time was their business, I could careless.

I’m of African decent, I date Black and White men but I have been dating more white men lately. The reason this happens is not necessarily by choice, I don’t set out to date only white men but the black men I encounter show no interest in me. When I’m walking pass a black man I most of the times notice them making a conscientious effort not to make eye contact with me, lol. I strongly believe in being where I’m wanted, therefore I’ve been dating more white men because they approach more often which is a shame. And for the ones who accuse black women of not being submissive enough, or ghetto, etc… I grew up in a well balanced environment family environment, I’m educated (still in school), I work at a good company, I’m in shape (Organic food rules), and I know I’m a respectful person.

I believe that there is some self hate going on which makes a person from any race decide that their no longer dating people from that specific race. You wake up everyday and see yourself and think you’re attractive and you’re saying that you can’t find another person of the same race desirable, lets be honest with ourselves.

I love my dark tone, I love my father, I love brother, and I would love to date an educated, well rounded black man but will he give me the time of day? So far from my experience NO.

SMH GAVE HERSELF A BIKINI WAX ON HER EYELIDS

SMH WEARS NUTSACKS AS EARRINGS

why this shyt turing into Dear abby? or hints from heloise?

LOL@MTW

Ain’t yall MOFO’s suppose to stay on topic!!!

DAMN that was my tourettes…..lol

lol @ issmh..i was saying the same damn thing…lol

SMH STALKS OLD WHITE MEN THAT SMELL LIKE MOTH BALLS

—————————

ya kids keep tellin me that you ain’t in

SMH EATS WAFFLES IN THE NUDE WITH PLATIC SPOONS

LOL BAM !! BAM, BAM BAM BAM!!!

SMH BRINGS POCKET PROTECTORS TO GUN FIGHTS

504!!!!! hi lady….lol

SMH & MTW WAS TIED FOR 1ST PLACE IN THE AUNT ESTER LOOKA LIKE CONTEST !!!

504 is her waist size

SMH IS PAPA SMURF’S BOTTOM BYTCH

I STAY SMH <<<<THAT’S HOW SHE GOT THAT DAMN TOURETTES !!

504 IS A CAT KILLER

504 IS A SERIAL CAT KILLER SHE GOT CAT HEADS ON HER PIANO

MTW wears manties

yall r stoopid…lmao

me that’s who

504 IS A CAT KILLER

^^^^^

NO HOMOOOOOOO !!!!!

DAVID BANNER GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST MTW….MUST STAY 5 STATES AWAY AT ALL TIMES !!

SMH THINKS I LOVE LUCY IS IN COLOR

MTW kids call her mama and daddy

504 IS ALLERGIC TO PENIS WATER

SMH STANDS UP TO PEE

504 COVERS HER WALLS IN STICKY TAPE TO KEEP THE BURGLARS OUT

504 DRIVES WITH HER EYES CLOSED CAUSE SHE AFRAID OF TRAFFIC

SMH EATS RICE A RONI OUT THE BOX

MTW DREAMS OF BEING DAVID BANNERS’ SWEAT GLANDS

504 IS A DAVID BANNER FAN FA LIFE…..

SMH SHAVES HER BEARD AND NUT HAIRS ON TUESDAY’S

504 KNOCKED HER MAN OUT WITH A FRUITCAKE

504????

don’t you EVA send me no shyt like that!

lmao

mr august

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

MTW WISHES SHE WAS KIM K CAUSE SHE LOOOOVES REGGIE BUSH !

MTW IS CHINGY’S #1 FAN !!! CHECKING FOR HIM EVERY 20 SECONDS.

Well i prefer my chocolate white, just like my women. So sue me.

I am mad I got in on this convo late. But Kim is looking good, better than his avaerage hoes. And she has clothes on…she needs a hand clap for just that, lol

504 HAS DAVID BANNER BEDSHEETS

SHE WORKS OUT TO DAVID BANNERS CD’S

504 HAS BISHOP MAGIC DON JUAN COFFEE MUGS, SHE ALSO USES HIM AS HER “SPIRITUAL ADVISOR” AND PIMP WHEN ON THE STROLL

MTW THINKS CLIFTON POWELL WILL BE THE NEXT BLACK MAN TO WIN AN OSCAR.

MTW THINKS EDDIE MURPHY IS THE KING IF R & B & SHE GOT “PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT” AS HER RING TONE.

OOPS “KING OF R & B”

LOL @ most of these comments. The boy aint even cute, dont know why yall like these burnt lookin; negros. LL, Chris Brown, Nas anyone?

What woman doesn’t like gettin lick from every angle? But you’re right I’m lickin any man ass. Either way Reggie’s too crispy for taste.

Why is it that when a black athlete’s money goes up, his common sense goes out the window? The same goes for ugly ass rappers.

These men know good and well that white women wouldn’t take a second look at the majority of them if they didn’t have a some money.

If you want to see a black man in denial, take a look at Tiger Woods, This man has some serious self-hate issues.

@ Earl:

You are a freak your damn self.

I keep hearing they’re engaged

reggie and kim, need to be in this movie.

interceptions, a novel.

it’s SO good!

can they act?

Kim got yall fooled. She is on the show trying to act low key because she is trying to clean up her whorish-image. She is a fraud and you all are being punk’d. And so is Reggie.

Kim is very average looking, I don’t get the hype.

If Kim K is so paid why is she still living at her parent’s home?

i am dying laughing at most of the post in here.

i don’t think Kim is an ugly girl, but i’ve seen better and i’ve seen worse (no homo).

reggie lost respect with me when i read/heard that he never dates anything near the color of a paper bag (yall know what i mean by that). I am always suspicious of people like that. if you don’t like your own or someone like yourself or your own mother, there’s something wrong. now if you tried it and just don’t like it, that’s another thing…but to say never and to limit yourself to never dating someone due to their skin color is wrong for ALL people. you never know where you’ll find true love.

I don’t believe Reggie doesn’t like black women. The way he and Ciara was interacting in her video, they were feeling each other. I remember watching the making of the video, there was a scene when he was about to kiss her. So that right there has me to believe the whole he don’t like black women theory.

ARE ANY OF MY PEEPS HERE???? I LEAVE AND YALL STILL ACTING A PLUM FOOL!! YOU SUPPOSED TO GO ON PAUSE WHEN I LEAVE…LOL WHEN I COME BACK YA’LL CAN PLAY AGAIN!!!

why are black people (especially black men) the only group of people that you will hear say “I WOULD NEVER DATE A BLACK MAN/BLACK WOMAN” and then go on to glorify other groups of people.

there’s something wrong there. No other group does that or ever will.

Oh, wow, I know it was just a video but they went past the call of duty, that’s why I have a hard time believing that. But if it’s true, he should be ashamed of himself.

I also wonder why Blacks are so hard on their own race. We don’t need to worry about other discriminating against us because we do enough of it to each other. There is a lot of self hate.

I’m so over Reggie. Kim can have him! LOL Movin’ on…

I do believe Kim look nice in those pictures.

I also believe she made sure the paparazzi were notified to get the pictures

Why are black women so been out of shape over Reggie Bush. He doesn’t even date black women period unless you are bi-racial, latino, white, asian, and etc. Reggie don’t even look at full black period that look similar to Gabrielle Union, Sanaa Lathan, Nia Long, Ciara, Kelly Rowland, Beyonce, Jada Pickett Smith and etc. So get over it ladies.

P.S. Stop supporting someone who doesn’t support you and looks down on you.

HEY CARLY…..SORRY I REPLIED LATE U KNOW I GOTS LUV 4 U BOO!! HUBBY HAD ME SHOWING HIM INTERNET FIGHTS

CARLY HOW WAS YOUR CWISMAS!!

FAW… Carly

Hello!!!

FAW.. what you cook yesterday?

this is incredible. http://www.guardian.co.uk/usa/story/0,,2231965,00.html

i hope all these comments are about something else….

LIB…I WANT MY DADDY’S RECORDS!!!..LOL

which ones faw?????

@Oreo Cookie Willie

THATS WHY YOU TRYNA CONVO WITH BLACK WOMEN!!

SHUT UP BIG JIM!!!!

LIB

BLIND MELLOW JELLO!!!LOL THOUGHT YOU KNEW

HOW MANY RECORDS DID YOU STEAL???

oh that one….uh i mean..WHATCHOOTALKINGBOUTFINE?????

UHHH …PUTTIN MY SUNGLASSES BACK ON I WANT MY DADDY’S RECORDS!!!!!!LOL

Hey LIB!

FAW… mines was good also… I ate allll day lol

@ fine as Ripple

No i was merely trying to explain to some theese sista why certain brothas of means evolve to THE IVORY GODDESS.

WOW I HAVENT ATE MINE YET IT WILL BE READY IN 40-45 MIN…LOL

I SHOULD HAVE PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN..LOL

NAA IT WAS STILL FROZEN IT WAS SO COLD IN THE KITCHEN IT TOOK TO LONG

hey wow

FINE!!!! you can have the records back faw….*mumbling-cant even steal nuffin’*

OK Oreo Cookie Willie, I GIVE YOU A PASS ON THAT, FOR NOW….(CRUNCHING OREOS ALL OVER THE PLACE)LOL

@Oreo Cookie Willie

I LIKE FINE AS RIPPLE..HEE HEE

ALRIGHT LIB

BOUT TIME (SNATCHING MY ISH OUTTA LIBS HANDS, STINGY ASS)

YOUR MAMA TOLD ME HOW SELFESH YOUR ASS CAN BE…DAMN…LOL

LMAO

lib calls her mom to ask her why she tellin ppls bidness

LIB: hello…mommy? why you tellin faw im selfish?

Leave It Alone: lib, you better leave me alone! chile i aint got time for your questions…all them records you got me done disappeared!!

I was gonna call you fine as T J Swann, but i think that product has been discontinued, besides, i didn’t want to date myself.

LIB WHAT IT BE

WOW WHERE U AT??

LMAO AT LIB…MOMMY WANTS HER TEMPTATIONS BACK

lmao, im here watching oaktown 357′s juicy gotcha krazy, lmmfao!!!

faw… im having some multi-talking issues today for some reason… but im here

whyyyy do I have so much work today?

lmao, im here watching oaktown 357’s juicy gotcha krazy, lmmfao!!!

^^

lib… where you watching that at???

wow, try this link….Oaktown 357 – Juicy Gotcha Krazy

Oaktown 357? Speaking of which, whatever happened to B Angie B?

i know the dances too!!!! my mom hated when this song came on! i acted a fool..angie was SANGING!!!!

angie came out with a few songs, then i think she changed to gospel….

damn lib that brought back some memories! lmao!

Is it the truth or your truth? When it comes to the affairs of the heart, the truth can easily get twisted with those pesky emotions. Believe it or not, sometimes grown people most of the times pick and choose who they’re going to be with out of genuine love and not out of self hate.

let that girl do her damn thing. if men can run around and have more than one.. why can’t we? she’s grown.. if she wants to have protected sex with several men.. that’s her and her GYN’S business.

i don’t know what kind of make-up kim has on or if she did some surgery on her nose… but she looks really good in these pics…. I mean amazing. I saw her on the show and she looks okay without her make up. But forreal she wears a lot of make-up. How can someone wear dark eyeliner, bronzer, foundation EVERYDAY. its too much for just going out shopping. What is she hiding. But to conclude my statment. she does look very nice. the best i have seen her yet

i don’t know what kind of make-up kim has on or if she did some surgery on her nose… but she looks really good in these pics…. I mean amazing. I saw her on the show and she looks okay without her make up. But for real she wears a lot of make-up. How can someone wear dark eyeliner, bronzer, foundation EVERYDAY. its too much for just going out shopping. What is she hiding. But to conclude my statement. she does look very nice. the best i have seen her yet

OK….WHATEVER YOU SAY OREO . Your name alone tells me how you WILL ALWAYS FEEL.

I AM NOT talking to YOU, just those willing to hear the TRUTH and judge on it’s merits. Those who dont like to be pissed on and have some one tell you it’s just raining. I mean progressive ANCESTORY PRIDE filled intelligent people.

Sorry FAW.

My dumb ass ex had me on the internet phone explaining to him why I will not be talking to him ever again…hahahaha…I was kind enough to oblige at first but then he started say ridiculous stuff and I couldn’t help but be entertained/disgusted.

My Christmas was ok. We only had 3 days off so I didn’t get the chance to come home…Still stuck in Europe but I got some extra euros in my pocket and some good meals from the family of my teammates and stuff so it’s all (semi) good… I’ll be home in March…

HEY LIB AND WOW! HOPE yall are enjoying the holidays too!!!

hey carly! happy holidays!

Well Rachel, it is an open forum, so i’m talking to/at you. CALM DOWN! All that anger ain’t healthy. You’re gettin upset over something that you can’t control, so don’t trip. It’s not your place, trust me on this. If you want to exercise “ANCESTRY PRIDE”, then do so, but don’t try to project your “BLACKER THAN THOU” agenda on everyone else…In doing so, you’ll only set yourself up for scorn and ridicule. Find yourself a boyfriend, get laid and be happy – You’ll find that life ain’t so bad.

thanks LIB…

OK,…thank you for the kind advice…OREO ..I thought I was on a BLACK WEB SITE…guess I was wrong…to have a black agenda on black website.

my bad!…sorry everyone.

Kim is a cheap attention seeker.

Reggie is an overrated althelete that is getting outshined by his peers and clowned by the NFL.

In conclusion, they’re both worthless.

Correction rachel, it’s a black gossip site. I think you want to go to AOL Blackvoices.com.

BY the way I am NOT surprised IF a BLACK man with A name like OREO ,WOULD WANT TO to scorn and ridicule a black women. MAKES YOU FEEL WHITER!…HOPE I MADE YOUR DAY TODAY ( CALL ME TOOTH PASTE!)

BY THE WAY I AM MARRIED , AND PLEASE GET OUT OF YOUR SLAVE MENTALITY MIND THAT… SEX IS THE ANSWER TO ALL PROBLEMS THAT IS WHY BLACK MEN IS SPREADING AIDS OUT TO WOMEN ALL OVER THE PLANET.

She looks too cute here…and he looks scrumptious. I’m a little salty that she’s got that delicious dark chocolate on her arm, but I’m not that mad since she’s revealed all her parts to the world. lol

OREO!!!!

WHAT YOU NOT GIVING ME KISSES?? I THOUGHT U LUV’DDDED ME

@ rachel x

Touche!…And keeping in the tradition of being trivial – What color panties are you wearing? Inquiring and perverted minds are dying to know.

@ Fine as Ripple + twice as sweet

A nice long (yet tender) kiss as i rub on your ample bottom with an ubridled carnal lust.

@ CarlyRox45

why are black people (especially black men) the only group of people that you will hear say “I WOULD NEVER DATE A BLACK MAN/BLACK WOMAN” and then go on to glorify other groups of people.

there’s something wrong there. No other group does that or ever will.

*****************************************

That is false. White men do it. The “chocoholics” and “yellow fever” ones do it ALL the time. They will trash white women and for some reason, they don’t think that’s inappropriate. I always remind them that a white woman gave them life.

In some areas, Asian and Asian-American women do it all the time. If you think the BM and BW on here are bad, you need to hear what some of these women say about men. There are so many who will and have dated in every other race but their own. All the people I’ve heard do this very openly, cruelly and unnecessarily are Korean-American women. I really have no clue what they’re talking about because most of their men that I’ve met seem normal and several are definitely great catches.

If you are attracted to someone else, fine, but it’s not necessary to trash people of your own race.

There are also WW who won’t date WM and will trash them. Again, a WM had a part in giving you life.

People who date interracially, whether they are only attracted to those of other races or not, face a lot of unnecessary B.S. I’ve been in interracial relationships. I’ve never felt a need to justify or excuse this decision. The men I’ve dated for the most part were great catches. I might feel a need to explain if I come home with a man of another race who is (there’s no way to sugar coat this) beneath me.

I don’t know Kim Kardashian. I know of her public life which may or may not reflect her private life. She’s a cute girl with a nice body and the sex is presumably good for him to keep going back for more. She’s with him because he’s gorgeous and her dating history indicates that she loves black men exclusively. I am not a fan of pro-athletes at all, but I’d scoop him up if the opportunity presented itself so I can’t be mad at her. Ray J and Nick Cannon though… damn. I really can’t even imagine why anyone would want them.

OREO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU TRYNNA GET ON MY…WHAT EVA BE REAL AND IMMA LUV YA STOOOPID ASS…..LOL..MUGGA FUGGAA

lol i bet kim the loser is reading this now.

kim is hot!

I bet she’s posting as multiple people w/ no gravatar to hype herself up. whateva

I am just a bit curious…Her profile was found on millionaire dating site ‘BillionaireCupid.com’ last week. I heard she just broke up with her boyfriend! I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site!

reggie

“i love pregnant halle

I bet she’s posting as multiple people w/ no gravatar to hype herself up. whateva”

————————————————–

You know she is.

also, LOL @ “i only date white women”…..your comments were on a new level of mean lol

so was ‘SMDH’ comments

why do i always miss the good posts?

@ snacksize012,

although im completely uninterested in what you said, it was very well-written and well-thought. That’s rare to see in here. Thank you. Lol.

A black blog wouldnt be a black blog without every ruff neck, masculine black women on the internet hating on a beautiful brown or white woman.

Its no wonder not just black men but by in large all men dont want black women. Who in their right mind would want to date a yet insecure yet angry woman who makes up rhetoric like “self hate” to sway you from having dating options. How sad is it when you have to try to scare men into only dating your race by using pre civil rights tactics . The good news is, at least the hate for light skinned women has died down a bit

Black women get so many high fives for hating that their head is stuck so far up each others asses that they dont know what it takes to be desirable.

politically incorrect its clear you are just a damm fool, its one thing to dislike some black women but its another to generalise in such a stupid manner, you dont need to justify your love for white/ light women by dissing your own kind. your mother is black your sister is black, so have some respect not all blcak women care who you want to date. just like not all black men are idiots like you… get a life

Gotdayum!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This post drew 664 comments?????????!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.theblackactor.com

Her purse is hot.

What the hell is he doing with her? Obvious–it’s a quick & dirty piece of ass. That seems all she’s good for.

@ Outraged

Dude, we already have an unkle kracka and unlike you, he’s sometimes funny. Now go away.

anonymous5, I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who finds unkle kracka kinda funny. Was starting to get worried. He’s still and idiot though!

Black people need to stop fightng and get along man, we need to respect our women and geet out of the ghetto aqnd stop this this “ganagsta rap” nonsense

Tell me when I’m supposed to care. Everything about her and her family is fake…

Fake Show

Fake Boobs

Fake Bodies

…I could go on forever!

@ JaliliMasster

If you get a chance, go on the latest Omarion thread and read NAMBLA’s comments. He reveals that he is unkle kracka and trust me, he is far from an idiot. He’s just a button pusher.

For someone who is paid and clean cut looking why does he have that facial expression? It really is like he does not want to be seen with her.

Hate all ya like, but she looks FINE right there!

REGGIE THAT CHICK JUST LOOKS DIRTY. MY BROTHER SAYS HE WOULD HIT BUT NEVER BE SEEN W/ THAT HOE. REGGIE STEP YOU’RE GAME UP AND STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF!

@Politically Incorrect

YOU are so right… YOU ARE INCORRECT… all your statements are incorrect… YOu sound so full of hate yourself. YOU talk about so much hate black women have… but let me tell you take that load barrel out your eye before you start pointing out faults in black women. I see that hate you claim black women have… within you… EVERY comment i have heard you made was nasty and extremely rude and hateful…. YOU don’t like black women thats fine… but leave them alone. stop talking about something which you claim you have no interest in.

Misery loves company… and you seem to be a miserable person. Trying to put down black women to make yourself feel better. All that is a LIE you’re telling yourself.

STOP BEING A HATEFUL BLACK MAN… stop hating… and HIGH FIVE YOURSELF… lololololol

They look great as a couple. Bet they’d have some cute babies.

whoever says that either reggie or kim are “normal” looking, or “not cute” needs to stop hatin. these are some beautiful people…especially reggie…lawd have mercy!!!

Im with some other bloggers, When they are togehter they look like they are just hanging out. And he looks like he’s trying not to be seen. It may be publicity thing, or he is ashamed to be seen with her. If this is the case then they would be toghter just for the publicity.

I co-sign with Politically Incorrect. Most black women aren’t the trouble or effort. It’s to the point where i’ve come to the conclusion that THE DARKER THE BERRY, THE MORE RANCID THE JUICE!

…And Muah, your attitude is the reason why over 70% percent of black are single. BRING ON THE WHITE/ASIAN/LATINA WOMEN.

*BLACK WOMEN*

scooby doo (don imus jr.) and oreo (david duke jr.)…quit typing please. i am a black man and i am very disgusted. why do you choose to type hateful words? we ourselves need to clean up our act before we try to judge someone else, especially our black women. we need to get educated, stop having illegitimate children, stop selling drugs, stop getting locked up, stop infecting our (black, white, latina, and asian) women with hiv and stds, stop being thugs on television shows and in real life, stop comparing ourselves to white men. you get my drift. how dare you even have the mere nerve to criticize black women. do not put ALL black women into a bubble. you would be offended if some person from another race criticize the black race as a whole so do not lower your standards. i agree that it is ok to date and marry whoever you choose but it is not ok to put certain races and ethnicities on pedestals because of their race. grow up! get a life. god bless

I’m laughin’ at some of these women saying Kim is just an average chick. To about 90% of men she is far from average.

^ than those dudes need glasses cause her face is below average.

fine couple…but she dont deserve him.he jus want ass..lol

THAT MUST BE SOME GOOD TWAT FOR HIM TO SPORTING THAT HOE.THEY NEED TO ASK HIM HOW RAY J DICK TASTE,LOL.

Do ya thing Reggie.

If it was Rhianna or whomever, these bitter broads would be the FIRST ones talking about how color shouldn’t matter, but put the shoe on the other foot and all of a sudden you hate your mama, you have a brown paper bag test, bla bla bla. Suddenly, all the females who stalked you in school want 2 hate. And you didn’t say jack ISH or bad mouth BW either, supposedly the “reason” they hate Taye! What’s their friggin excuse now? Just tell ‘em 2 kick rocks and gone n’ swim in the Kim!