Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Rihanna Against AIDS
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is a promo shot of Rihanna for the H&M “Fashion Against AIDS” campaign. Twenty-five percent of the profits from this line will be donated to AIDS and HIV prevention.
“Fifty percent of the people newly infected with HIV are aged between 15 and 24. There’s an urgent need to do something in this target group. By combining fashion with music in this way we hope to get these young people to stop and think.”
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#1
I like the concept!!
Dammit Gotstrong!!!! Can I live? lol I thought I was gonna be first!!! lol
Where a condom. You can’t look and tell who is infected.
http://www.myspace.com/GOTSTRONG
Shouldn’t everyone be against AIDS? but I doubt if music and fashion is gonna do anything about it. While they r great outlets to try some folks just don’t give a damn. But like a previous poster said where a damn condom..
WHO THE FUCK IS PRO-AIDS….!!! DUH!!
LOL
UH BMAMA STOP READING MY MIND!!
@ FAW
My bizad…tee hee
*sigh*…she’s so beautiful.
wife!
ps, they’re not sayin it like “by the way, rihanna is against AIDS”
they are sayin it like “here is Rihanna, in her Against AIDs campaign”
O DOT… YOU CAN QUIT HUMPIN NOW..LOL
lol, hi faw
ur teeth look extra white this morning
MORNING…….
at least shes doing something constructive i suppose
mtwizzle!
HUBBY!!!
where thee hell is my x-mas present…lmao
Morning mtw!!!
test…….
Mr O Dot
lol, hi faw
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HEY O DOTS ALL OVER MY FLOOR AFTER MEETING MY DOG IN HEAT…LOLL
HOW R U..REJUV’D..LOL
NAAA GOOD MORN BOO
ok so yall click on my name and yall will see my page…..BAM!!!!!!! to patent lol
MTWHOOP THERE IT IS!!! HEY GIRLIE!!
100 oz coffee mug full of a special beverage is already on the way to the Bahamas…itz kinda far, you know
hey bmama and mr bmama and what it do faw and freaky kai……lol
Mr O Dot
ur teeth look extra white this morning
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AND CHICKLET FREASH..LOL
mtwizzle,
ur also from texas? wtf…all you bossip chicks are from texas??!!
yup o’dot you got an issue with us texas gals?????? lol
HA- FUCK YOU PATENT LMSSAO
^^^ why is that sh!t so funny to me?? AND WHY am i not added to ur friend list…HEFFA lmao
besides, can’t you tell from how i talk where i am from…..i never see anybody on here say “yall” cept ppl from the south…lol
Aww thanks hubby…u so sweet. I got u one of them necklaces that u can wear for too long or overnight cause it will turn ur neck…HOPE U LIKE IT!!
LMAO
‘wizzle,
i say “yall” and im not from the south
*can’t
lol whoever wanna be added to be my friend gotta wiat, this shit new to me, and my kids bumrushed my ass offa the pc last nite so they could play some game, so i just fixed a few things and sent P the damn link…….lmao but all of yall can be my friend…….so yall can feel special as hell….
Mr O Dot
ur also from texas? wtf…all you bossip chicks are from texas??!!
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HELLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
NEW ORLEANS!!
GO SAINTS!!
wife, did i mention the special beverage has traces of bleach?
‘wizzle,
i say “yall” and im not from the south
^^^^^^ lol where are you from??????
OK YALL??!!
LOL
on a side note, im secretely jammin to this remix album of “American Gangster” …jigga over marvin gay beats!
Mr O Dot
wife, did i mention the special beverage has traces of bleach?
^^^^^^lmao WHAT THE HELL KINDA FUCKERY…..lol he tryna to kill you bmama…..
new york!
Sup MTW, and ALL!
Faw-izzo,
the Saints defense have been helpin me out all season on fantasy football
I KNEW IT O’DOT……LOL EITHER YOU SIAD WHERE YOU WERE FROM B4, OR I AM PSYCHIC……LOL
HEY KAI GOT YA LIST TOGETHER TODAY????
screw the Saints, though…in general
WHY CAN’T I TYPE TODAY……
wife, did i mention the special beverage has traces of bleach?
^^^^^^lmao WHAT THE HELL KINDA FUCKERY…..lol he tryna to kill you bmama…..
^^ WHAT IN THE HELL…yea I don’t drink bleach (anymore) lmao
Hi-lo Kai!!
Y’ALL niggas crazy!
^^i say that all the time, ‘wizzle !
LMAO @ BMAMA, WHAT YOU MEAN ANYMORE??????
raspberry bleach! it’z a drink!
…i think
O-DOT
YOU HURT ME
YOU HURT ME DEEPLY
WHY??
GO SAINTS!!
mtw I sent u a request…so add me fool! lol and faw i saw ur comment you have to type in ur special URL http://www.myspace/ whateva ur name thing is.
i wish i could post songs on here
lol @ MTW dont START! Its too early. Sup BM?
Y’ALL niggas crazy!
^^i say that all the time, ‘wizzle !
^^^^^^ LOL OKAY WHATEVER O’DOT, YALL STILL SAY SHIT DIFFERENT FROM US THO, LIKE YO SON, AND YALL TALK FASTER THAN WE DO TOO, I KNOW WHEN ONE OF THE NEW YORK CLIENTS CALL HERE CAUSE THEY TALK SO DAMN FAST…..I BE LIKE WHAT NIGGA SLOW DOWN AND REPEAT THAT SHIT…..LOL
LMMFAO @ mtw…i was being silly…lol
Hubby that’s a drink? i like raspberry but um bleach? naw son
KAI???!?!!
I AM NOT “AND ALL” I AM
F-I-N-E-A-S-W-I-N-E
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW ME!!
LOL
GOOD MORN K-A-I
I guess…It is a good idea..to have a whore be a spokes model GOODY
K BMAMA I GOT YOU IMMA ADD YOU TONITE…..
‘wizzle,
sorry that we dont CHOP & SCREW everythin like Y’ALL do lol…we dont slow shit down up here….cuz we from newwwwww yooooooorkkk newwwwww yoooooorkkkkkk
LMFAO I will address you PERSONALLY from now on FAW LOL…
OH MTW I SENT U ONE TOO..FROM SWEETEYEREE
Ms. Sugar Walls
I guess…It is a good idea..to have a whore be a spokes model GOODY
^^^ oh HOT damn…LMMFAO…
@ KAI, I WAS JUST SAYING THO, I GOT A TO DO LIST AND IMMA START DOING ONE EVERYDAY YOU INSPIRED ME YESTERDAY, LIKE TODAY MY LIST IS THIS: BREAK HUBBY OFF, GO TO WORK, GO HOME, COOK, CLEAN, GET DRUNK, SHOWER, BREAK HUBBY OFF AGAIN, SLEEP, IT HELPS TO KEEP MY PRIORITIES IN ORDER……
wife,
sureeee it’s a drink…*hands wife glass with smirk on face*…..*takes look at life insurance papers on diner table*
kai
LMFAO I will address you PERSONALLY from now on FAW LOL…
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THANK YOU
CAUSE IZ SPECIAL
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(SHUT UP BMAMA)
Is this a private party post or is anyone invited? LOL
Anyhoo, wear condoms.
*serves wife drink with salt and lime to cover up the toxic stench of clorox*
‘wizzle,
sorry that we dont CHOP & SCREW everythin like Y’ALL do lol…we dont slow shit down up here….cuz we from newwwwww yooooooorkkk newwwwww yoooooorkkkkkk
^^^^^^ LOL SEE THAT’S ALL I AM SAYING SON, SLOW DOWN SOMETIMES…..
@ FAW, IMMA ADD YOU TOO……
uptowngirl, where’d u get my pic from?!
OH this FOOL is try’n to kil’t me…lol *little does he know arsenic was in his breakfast this morning* want some more scrambled eggs? *sweet smile on face*
LMAO @ O’DOT…….YOU WISH……AHHAHHAHHAHH BMAMA YA HUBBY REALLY AS FINE AS UPTOWN GRAVATAR??????
CAUSE IZ SPECIAL
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(SHUT UP BMAMA)
^^^ WHAT?? *mouf hangs open* lol
Yea and dont forget about the (yellow) MTW LMAO! That is on the “Tentative to change” category.
oh shit! i knew them eggs were a bit DEAD-side up….
….and salty
SINCE WE SPEAKING OF KILLING PPL QUIETLY DID YALL KNOW THAT ANTI-FREEZE TASTES SWEET, SO IF YOU POUR THAT SHIT INTO LIKE SOME KOOL-AID A NIGGA WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE UNTIL HE WAS LIKE DEAD……LOL I SAW THAT SHIT ON BIG LOVE…..
*runs to bathroom*
Is this a private party post or is anyone invited? LOL
^^^ no u r welcomed but we charging a buck fiddy (150) for entrance….lol
Yea and dont forget about the (yellow) MTW LMAO! That is on the “Tentative to change” category.
^^^^^ LMAO TOO EARLY KAI REMEMBER…..
Is there some education bit to this as well? I applaud Rihanna for doing this, but is anyone for AIDS? My guess is that most people are against AIDS. If you’re targeting 15-24 yos, there needs to be an education aspect because the schools apparently aren’t teaching that anymore, especially the under 20 crowd who had Bush’s abstinence only ish.
Mr O Dot
uptowngirl, where’d u get my pic from?!
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LMMFAO
WHY WHEN U SAID THAT I PICTURED A BEERBLLY NEEDING HAIR PLUGS RUBBING SNOT AWAY FROM HIS FACE WITH BARE HANDS FARTING SCRATCHING HIS CROTCH WITH GRAVY ON THE KEY BOARD NICCA!!
UH NOT U O-DOT
oh shit, ‘wizzle….i…so…did…not…know…that…*secretely kicks bottle of recently-used-half-empty anti-freeze under desk…
wife, i hope u drank the coffee i made you this morning!
*keeps eyeing those life insurance papers*
BMAMA YA HUBBY REALLY AS FINE AS UPTOWN GRAVATAR??????
^^^ hell if i know…DAMN i really should have thought about this cyber marriage a bit more…this fool try’n to kil’t me and we was cheap so he ain’t want no ceremony AND i think he got a cyber jump-off TOO.
Oh yea! Dont you find that breaking your man off in the morning time encourages you getting to work late? I could never get here on time.
FAWizzo, thatz fucked up lol…im over here gettin my identity stolen and you making up fiction
tsk tsk
ok im’a call FAW “wizzo” and MTW “wizzle”
lmao @ faw and o’ dot……
uptowngirl
Is this a private party post or is anyone invited? LOL
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NO!!(SLAMS DOOR AND LOCKS IT)
GO AWAY!!
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JUST KIDDING
wizzo” no lie, that is my son nickname……
HUBBY i know bout them insurance papers I used my womanly was on the insurance agent and that contract is null and void! U AIN’T getting SH!T
*ways
wife, you know i cyber-love you! i have no cyber-jumpoffs!
i mean, i aint like sOME people wit secret marraiges and stuff…*COUGHHHH PATENT COUGHHHH*
Oh yea! Dont you find that breaking your man off in the morning time encourages you getting to work late? I could never get here on time.
^^^^^^ lmao naw, i tell him look nigga you got 10 min to do you, we are on a tight sch. so …………..GO
…*COUGHHHH PATENT COUGHHHH*
^^
LMMFAO…tee hee
wizzle, LOL…so FAwizzo is ur son?
wife, this jay remix album is SOOO FIREEEEE
THANK YOU O CONNECT THE DOTS!!
FAW WIZZO THATS COOL I LIKES
PRETTY FAW IS WHAT THEY CALL ME!!
BUT MY SURNAME IS FineAsWine-IS-FAN-TAS-TER-AS-TIC!!
(THANKS BMAMA)
LOL
wizzle, LOL…so FAwizzo is ur son?
^^^^^^^NAW SON……lmao fa real my son’s name is AJ and we took that and tuned it into Jizzo Wizzo, then we took the Jizzo off and Kept the Wizzo, you know how we do all our kids got a crazy ass nickname…
ps, i knew that insurance agent been actin FUNNY to me lately…godddamnitttt
PRETTY FAW IS WHAT THEY CALL ME
^^^^^^^ahhahhahhahhahh stop it heifer lmao
Yall fockers done skimmed over my last shit lol …**exits thread again**
bmama i am hongreeeeeeee as hell, i refuse to pay 55 cents for a damn bag of cheetos tho…..
me that’s who
wizzo” no lie, that is my son nickname……
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LMAO THAT *WAS* YOUR SON’S NICKNAME
I JUST JACKED HIM!!!
HUH O-DOTTABLES
wife, this jay remix album is SOOO FIREEEEE
yea?? i havent heard it yet.
FAw u so damn silly!
kai i responded to you, these other fools ain’t got no attention spans, they need a to do list to keep them straight…..
LMAO THAT *WAS* YOUR SON’S NICKNAME
^^^^^^imma keep calling you FAW or fan-tas-ta-ras-tic…..so there…..ya damn name jacker…..
bmama i am hongreeeeeeee as hell, i refuse to pay 55 cents for a damn bag of cheetos tho…..
^^^ i got some fruit n nut granola bars, u want some i also have some chex mix and fruit roll-ups what chu want?? oh and thers will be $1.00 service charge…
KAI–OOH U “SENSITIVE” LOL
BREAKIN YA DUDE OFF BEING LATE ALL THE TIME??
THATS WHY I WORK FOR MY SELF…CAUSE MY MAN IS MY MORNING EXERCISE!! AND EVENING CALORIE BURNER..LOL
To Do List:
1. figure out how to post a song on this shit
2. ignore my real work
3. hire private eye to investigate wife’s past marraiges
4. all the while blasting this dope ass album
wizzo,
yea ima just stick to wizzo. lol…it seems more…REALISTIC than those other names
see o’dot that list puts shit into perspective huh…
bmama, why the damn service charge……gawd i might as well eat 55 cent cheetos for breakfast…..lmao
5. pump the poison from wife’s breakfast out my stomach
THATS WHY I WORK FOR MY SELF…CAUSE MY MAN IS MY MORNING EXERCISE!! AND EVENING CALORIE BURNER..LOL
^^^^^^ lmao i like that shit, imma have to use that, imma jack ya ass fa that one fan-tas-ta-raS-TIC
6. steal my picture back from that earlier chick…who’s name i have since forgotten
@FAW/MTW Oh yea u sure did. Im about to start a new convo over in dat Ghostface Nigga doll thread. Go and get yo kids one.
3. hire private eye to investigate wife’s past marraiges
^^^ well then I’ll just use my womanly ways on him too unless u get a women then I’ll use my womanly ways on her(no homo)…DAMN that tourettes…..lmao
BMAMA HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A SEVICE CHARGE, WHILE BREAKING YOUR ASS TO MY HOUSE FOR FOOD WITH TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS??
I TOLD YOU YOUR ASS WAS CHEAP!!
LOL
7. videotape wife seducing female private eye
i LOVE that shirt. rihanna looks pretty as usual. i’m assuming that shirt is part of the line…cuz i will be trying to get that. it’s cute
LOL @ MTWHOOP THERE IT IS
DANG FAW why u wanna put me on blast?? i’m charging a service charge cuz i gotta export whateva mtw wants to damn texas…i gotta charge something….lol
Morning FAW, Mr O Dot, BMama, MTW..
And not everyone is from Texas…Philly in the house!
DONT YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE DEEP IN CONVO TO OUR SELVES, AND SOMEONE POP IN STICKING TO THE TOPIC OF THE POST WE FORGET WE WERE ON??
LOL
hmmmm, thinkin of a name for rebel
hell-whoa Rebel78….
since shouting out where we from and all BAHAMAS!!! by way of florida…lol
Rebel = lizzle ….LOL, im so creative
waddup lizzle!
speakin of philly, anyone see that THS on Will Smith…it was fresh…no pun intended
HI REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE!!!
LOL
DONT YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE DEEP IN CONVO TO OUR SELVES, AND SOMEONE POP IN STICKING TO THE TOPIC OF THE POST WE FORGET WE WERE ON??
LOL
^^^ lmao i usually forget what the oringal topic was and then they remind me…so sad….lol
i don’t think they believe in condoms in hollyweird. And yes I said believe cause they must not be real to them, they don’t ever use them
nope hubby did not see it…But i saw the great debaters on x-mas, it was a good movie..I liked’ed it.
forgot we were in a rihanna/AIDS thread…of which i have only read the title and nothin else
BMAMA
BY THE WAY OF FLORIDA?? WHAT THE HELL THAT MEAN…FLORIDA SAID YOU CAN GO??
LOL (disclaimer:and i do know what it means)
so we got philly, New orleans, dallas, and bahamas…and…….NEWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FLORIDA SAID YOU CAN GO??
LMAO yup jeb bush told me I was TOO wild for florida and they couldn’t cover’n my random crazy-ness!!! lmao
BAM……lmao @ o’dot talking bout he so creative and shit….what can we call you o’dizzle???????
“i aint no ordinary nigga/
look around, this aint wat ordinary gets ya/
extraordinary figuresssss/
im an eXTRA-ordinaRY niggaaaaa”
jigga!
O-DOT
NEW YORK IS COOL
BUT LOOK AT YOUR MASCOT (MS NEW YORK)…LOL
so we got philly, New orleans, dallas, and bahamas…and…….NEWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
^^^^^^ lol can’t really shot out Dallas, it don’t even sound right……
‘wizzle,
that’s MR., to you.
LOL
mtw – i want som damn cheez its…lol
lol at ms. new york…i heard she really from the N.O ….oh snap! oh snap!
wife, why denzel aint get nominated for that movie>????????????????????????????????????/
Bahama Mama
mtw – i want som damn cheez its…lol
^^^^i got you but imma have to charge you a 1.00 surcharge fee…..
and his role in A.G did?
itz madness!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i’m bored, hungry and sleepy…we need to do something about this game anyone? (but i don’t have one) lol
@MTW
O’dizzle is bout as creative as I get too.. notice my posting name!
Bahama Mama
mtw – i want som damn cheez its…lol
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WHY I BOUGHT 2 BIG ASS BOXES OF THOSE MUGGA 3 DAYS AGO AND I CANT FIND NER ONE SQUARE!!LOL
GREEDY MUGGAS
ohhhh i got a game we can play……fav denzel movies GO…..
MISSISSIPPI MASALA-that is my shit lol
wife, why denzel aint get nominated for that movie
um i don’t but he was really good in the great debaters …maybe they figured the gave him one for train’n day and this movie was less thug-ish…lol
WHY I BOUGHT 2 BIG ASS BOXES OF THOSE MUGGA 3 DAYS AGO AND I CANT FIND NER ONE SQUARE!!LOL
GREEDY MUGGAS
^^^^^^^ why i bought 2 bxs of graham crackers and them suckas gone????? i don’t even like them damn thangs but wizzo, the original one was like mommy i want a graham cracker but it ain’t no more, i was like the fuck it is how yall eat 2 damn boxes of crackers in 2 days???????? them boogers need to get a J-O-B
O DOT
YOU DID NOT JUS SAY “oh snap! oh snap!”
(TURNED MY BACK PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW YOU)
LOL
YES BECAUSE FASHION AND MUSIC WILL MAKE PEOPLE STOP HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX! DONT HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, GO BUY A TRENDY TANK TOP LIKE RIHANNA! OMG WHY DIDNT WE THINK OF THIS EARLIER. THE AIDS EPIDEMIC IN THE 90s COULD HAVE TOTALLY BEEN PREVENTED! DUH!!
What up peoples? Smoked some granddaddy kush last night and am feelin kool like them squares.
shutup lizzle!
wizzle, watchu kno about his movie “Ricochet” ????? FIRE!
All I read was philly in the house!!!! and we are def in the building!!! 215 stand up!!! (I am such a hood rat) lol
fav denzel movies GO…..
^^ i like most of his movies but john q stands out
LOL @ MTWHO GOT GREEDY MUUGAS TOO
where the hell did I come from with that? CAPTIAN RANDOM OVER HERE!!! LOL
wizzo, my bad…that N.O flavor took over me…
what up Bones..
@MTW
Fallen..that movie skurred me for awhile. I like/love all his movies though
didn’t i tell you nucca’s to name yall fav denzel movie…..damn yall attention spans are short…..
PrettymissSunshine,
u dont know about the 212
hi-lo bones and philly miss sunshine….lol oh we are always random…lol
MY FAVORITE DENZEL MOVIE
IS THE ONE WITH HIM RESTRAINING ME AGAINST MY WILL HAND AND ANKLE TIED TO THE BED..HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME
BUT I DID mtw….lol i mean I KNOW my attention spam is short but i did it…lol
@ Mr. O Dot
I don’t know, but I can learn if you teach me!!! lol What movie was that from?
What up Bahama Mama!!!!
@MiStYbLuE
hahaaa..cause us “normal” folks don’t know how to think for ourselves without hollyweird telling us what to do. Heck I didn’t even know about condoms until I saw the Rhiana pic above..hahahahaa
LOL @ MTWHO GOT GREEDY MUUGAS TOO
^^^^^lmao you already know what it is, i swear everytime i look up they got food in they mouth or on they mind…….word for today is job J-O-B…..
wizzo, that actually happened to HIM in “ricochet” …
HI BONES…UHH I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT…LOL
(SHIT I NEED SOME MORE EXERCISE)LOL
ohhh.. I cried at John Q. I gets sentimental at times..
MY FAVORITE DENZEL MOVIE
IS THE ONE WITH HIM RESTRAINING ME AGAINST MY WILL HAND AND ANKLE TIED TO THE BED..HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME
^^^^^^ oh that one, i think the name of that is QUIT DREAMING CAUSAE PAULETTA WILL BEAT YA ASS…….
pretty, 212 = nyc
ima keep sayin RICOCHET until Wizzle recognizes it
What up Bahama Mama!!!!
oh nothing…except i’m hungry and bored AND sleepy..yup
Oh, then I def know about that! I went to St. John’s then transfered to Upenn. Had to come home.
LOL@MTWISHES THAT WAS HER FAVORITE MOVIE TOO
DONT HATE PAULETTA WAS OUTTA TOWN…LOL
wife, thatz i think the anti-freeze is kicking in…that’s why
FAW u NASTY…lol
ima keep sayin RICOCHET until Wizzle recognizes it
^^^^^^^ lol why was i sitting here tryna to think of the name of that movie, and i had typed out a description and was bout to post it then i saw RICOCHET and was like that’s it….that one is also my shit……
AIDS and Africa. Are these the only 2 politically correct causes famous people can be apart of. I smell a conspiracy.
Pretty, I didnt ask for ur biography!
lol, kidding
wife, thatz i think the anti-freeze is kicking in…that’s why
^^ whateva…lol i’m immune to it…lol
@ BAHAMA MAMA
Yo, I want some chicken so bad!!! Who the hell wants fried chicken at 10:25am? Just give me some watermelon and 40 and I’ll be a walking stereo type!! lol
D A L L A S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
good morning everybody
MTW, FAW…BMama & O Dizzle, Rebel……..
…okay I’m out!
sigh…….. I wish people would research the truth on AIDS and HIV. all the money that have been collected over the years. a cure certainly could have been found by now. all the money Elizabeth Taylor and Elton John among many other who gave million. the people that run these spin machines use outright lies and false medical claims to have money poured into their coffers. Riri is just the latest celeb to be given a cause to support yt and his fuckery misleading machine. please people take the time to investigate the lies about HIV which was created by scientist and unleased so they become rich have their gangsta organizations, FDA and Pharmasutical companies terrorize the people with their created “wag the dog” diseases.
LOL@MTWISHES THAT WAS HER FAVORITE MOVIE TOO
DONT HATE PAULETTA WAS OUTTA TOWN…LOL
^^^^^ lmao i am mad cause you talking like the shit really went down tho……
LOL @ the line “i got an appetite for destruction and you’re a small fry”….JIGGA!
@MR O DOT
well one time in band camp…..LOL
wizzle,
FINALLY…now i can stop sayin RICOCHET…cuz…RICOCHET…was a sickkk movie…yep, RICOCHET…was great…i felt bad for him in that movie
PrettyMissSunshine
@ BAHAMA MAMA
Yo, I want some chicken so bad!!! Who the hell wants fried chicken at 10:25am? Just give me some watermelon and 40 and I’ll be a walking stereo type!! lol
^^^^^^^^ ummmmmmmmmm that would be me, i will eat chicken anytime of the day and not give a damn……….but you can keep the 40 and the watermelon…..
@ Nubian, the debate team’s not in here yet
Snickerizzle A.K.A ICE CREAM BAR A.K.A ICB….
fuck the mavs!
wassup!
why u leavin!
why you gotta dis the MAVS tho dizzle????? lol
LMAO @ prettymiss (no homo) lol
yea wanting fried chicken this early is kinda bad..too early for the clog arteries…You know i think (SHHH i gotta whisper) white ppl does put some kind of addictive something in the chicken so they could kill us slowly…yup LMMFAO
@ pretty, lol…just fast-forward to the flute part
Good Morning Ppls!
Bahama Mama
FAW u NASTY…lol
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THANK YOU
SNICKERS!!!!!!!! how u gon do a drive by???
what’s pop lockin mickit?
wife, that’s just the poison..AHEM poil..ahem oil that ur tasting
mickit, what kinda of gravatar?????? lmao morning to you too….
wife, that’s just the poison..AHEM poil..ahem oil that ur tasting
^^^ IS THAT what it is? whoo *wipes forehead* lol
mickizzle…gotta find a new name for you…mickitizle is too boring…mickyizzle….yizzle….
YIZZLE!
HI SNICKY DICKY!!
HEY MICKIT CRICKIT
SINCE I’m is bored
WHY does fried chicken taste so good?
WHY do Bahamians NOT use their turn’n signals? wth are they just there for pretty?
WHY I can’t get that new damn snoop song outta my head?
WHY do grown ass men touch on lil children?
now will u guys join in please?
why i aint never been involved on a 1000-post thread?
WHY larry johnson won’t answer my fan mail?
WHY everytime i see grape soda I think of “who loves grape soda, I love grape soda..i do i do i dooo-o?
why mofo’s keep calling here looking for ppl that are on vacation
why i still be sayin ’suede’??
why i feel parties in bahamas are on some other shit?! (the good kind)
why i get the feeling larry johnson “watching” any mail he get that is from the bahamas……
why i can’t stop watching saved by the bell, no matter how fucking old i get, or how many times i have seen all t he damn episodes
@BMAMA
WHY does fried chicken taste so good?
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WHY PEEPS TRY TO MAKE YOU EAT SHIT BY SAYING “IT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN”?
AND IM LIKE WELL EFF THAT JUS GIMME CHICKEN THEN!!LOL
WHY ARE YOU LIVE IN THE BAHAMAS AND AINT ON THE BEACH!!THATS WHERE I WOULD BE..LOL
WHY I HATED SNOOPS SONG AT FIRST AND NOW I’M NOT CHANGING THE STATION AND DANCING TO IT NOW…CONSPIRACY..
YES??
why i think kim kardashian a banger? too bad for all that…disease and stuff
WHY I got a glue gun in my office and be using it just cuz i’m bored?
WHY am I so happy my crazy a$$ boss ain’t here?
WHY do i get bored so easily (wait i know that answer)
WHY what lil wayne be sayin be makin me laugh?
WHY do grown ass men touch on lil children?
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GROWN MEN DONT TOUCH ON LIL CHIRRENS..SICKOS DO
wizzle, why i think zack was a mad cool nigga and he aint even black?
why that snoop song on the radio now……lol
why i get the feeling larry johnson “watching” any mail he get that is from the bahamas……
LMAO!! why David banner always be so sweaty?
GROWN MEN DONT TOUCH ON LIL CHIRRENS..SICKOS DO
^^
ah good point
dizzle, why zach WAS a mad cool nigga the way he hustled ppl and ran them games….
why i also be sayin “vehemently” more often lately?
why jay-z got mad influence on my vocabulary?
LMAO!! why David banner always be so sweaty?
^^^^^^^ why is that a turn on to me…..
why i thought Lisa was a banger?
and why Jesse now a ho for ho-lly-WOOD?
Why is spongebob so damn CORNY?
WHY all the funny kid shows like rugrats and ren and stimpy and Pinky and the brain don’t come on no more?
WHY does ur stomach make that noise when ur hungry? is someone in there?
why chris stokes prob goin to hell?
As ususal, I am lost in this convo.
why was Pink and the Brain the jumpoff? and dont forget Animaniacs!!!!!
oh neva mind I caught up
and u kno RUGRATS is mad corny…
why Spongebob >>>>> rugrats???
WHy do ppl talk during a movie (at the movie house)
Why always sit behind me?
Why one day i’mma throw my soda on them? and say brace yo self fool?
Why I watch dave chappelle repeatedly and LAUGH harder every time?
Why is he not back on televison?
why bmama gon say spongebob corny, like rugrats aint??????
why spongebob got mad hidden adult jokes??
why they kept on putting jesse in them tight ass yeast infection jeans and she ain’t have not a spec of ass…..
and u kno RUGRATS is mad corny…
why Spongebob >>>>> rugrats???
WHY i thought rugrats was the ish? lol
WHy do ppl talk during a movie (at the movie house)
^^^^^^why bmama just say the movie house???????
why spongebob got mad hidden adult jokes??
^^why i think that ish is soo funny?
why Wizzle and I on the same wavelength today? and today only?
why bmama just say the movie house???????
LMAO why i ain’t no what else to say? i didn’t want to get it confused with wacth’n a movie at the house.
why Squidward mad funny on that show?
Why I dont know wat a movie house is?
why Wizzle and I on the same wavelength today? and today only?
^^^^^^^^why i wanna laugh so damn hard @ that today and today only comment said that shit like it’s a furniture liqudation sale going on or some shit…..
why wife aint just say “theatre” ???
why my stupid keyboard have the letters stick’n?
why my office phone on silent?
Why i haven’t seen a good scary movie in a while?
Why I be craving chocolate?
LMAO why i ain’t no what else to say? i didn’t want to get it confused with wacth’n a movie at the house.
^^^^^^lmmfatfo why bmama ain’t just say movie THEATER??????
why bmama mo’ country than me and she live on an exoctic island????
why i know she gon tell me to go in the corner offa that last comment
why Wizzle and I on the one-day sale tip?
wife, i wanna go see that scary movie “one missed call” ???
and why should u come to nyc to see it?
Why i haven’t seen a good scary movie in a while?
^^^^^^^why that halloween remake scared the cold t shit outta my ass
why my daughter watch it and laughed thru the whols shit…..
why i think she gon grow up to be a damn serial killer??????
Why I aint got nothing to say?
Why after I type that, I got this to say?
one-day sale continues:
Mr. O Dot – “why wife aint just say ‘theatre’ ”
Wizzle – “lmmfatfo why bmama ain’t just say movie THEATER??????”
wife, i wanna go see that scary movie “one missed call” ???
^^^^^^lol why i know that movie is gonna consist of 2 things, screaming ho’s and ringing phones, not scary but annoying…..
why i just notice yizzle’s gravatar?
why bmama mo’ country than me and she live on an exoctic island????
why i know she gon tell me to go in the corner offa that last comment
^^why i just didn’t feel like type’n theater?
Why am I country? helleur i grew up in florida? if that ain’t country.
Why the bahamas really ain’t all that exotic? lol
Why is mtw going in the corner?
one-day sale continues:
Mr. O Dot – “why wife aint just say ‘theatre’ ”
Wizzle – “lmmfatfo why bmama ain’t just say movie THEATER??????”
^^^^^^^ lmmfao why we clowning bmama tho, know damn well she my cyber homie…..
why it’s funny as shit tho….. today and today only….
why wife just put wizzle in her place?
and why should u come to nyc to see it?
LMAO…why if i go to new york the only thing i’mma be doing is SHOPPING! lol
why i still get suicidal when i hear the hook to “sweet”
why is it hot garbage?
Why am I country? helleur i grew up in florida? if that ain’t country
^^^^^^^ why i think florida prolly really is mo country than texas….
why imma bout to ask o’dot do them new york boys like country girls?????
Why aint O Dot realize that Mama Dot CRAVING things. . . . .???
why wife just put wizzle in her place?
^^^^^^lmmfao why imma stfu offa that one and take my country ass to this corner…..
@ bahama Mama
Is that club called the ZOO still opened over there? When I went to the bahamas, that club was crazy! But that was when I was 17.
WHY mickit made me choke?
Why aint O Dot realize that Mama Dot CRAVING things. . . . .???
^^^^^^why imma bout to say O’DIZZLE, YOU ARE……………………NOT THE FATHER
WHY ARE THERE HIDDEN ADULT JOKES IN CARTOONS??
CAUSE THEY WERE ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR ADULTS..
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WHY I GOTTA DO A 2 WHEN IM NOT AT HOME??
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
@ pretty miss
Why they burned that bish DOWN! lmao
@ Mr. O Dot
here I go with my life stories again!!lol
@ prettymiss
Why u ain’t saying why?
LOL
@ BM
Are you serious?!? Yo that club was crazy!!! Well all that I could remember since I was drunk outta my mind! lol Im lazy as ish, how im gonna shorten ya whole name to just to letters? lol I didn’t feel like typing it all.
oh , sorry why? lol
LOL at what, O dot??
why wizzle make me spit out some of my sprite??
AYYYYYY what it do, y’all!?
{uh-oh, country alert, lol}
why wife gonna come to nyc to fulfill her cravings?
Why fools at my job be eating damn dog food?
Why after they finish eating it they come to me for Listerine?
WHY i don’t give them none?
WHY is that ish SOOOOOO nasty?
Yizzle, the LOL was at your comment
why u aint know that?
Yizzle, ima just call you Yiz
Ok, Mickit it is.
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
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CAUSE WE GET TIRED OF THEIR COUNTRY ASSES
Why is your wifey ALREADY craving cholocate?
Why O dot has wifey already visited you in NYC?
Why is Mama Dot droppin hints at Papa Dot
WHY AM I BOUT TO REPEAT WHAT IT DO, CUZ THE CREW AIN”T CHECKING FOR ME!?
{looks behind me at the whole Verizon crew}
Do I not have enough ppl!???
@ bahama mama
Where the hell do you work at? lol
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
^^^why this country girl STAY LOVING dem damn country boys……..lol
shawty!
shawtizzle!
shawtizzie!
shawteezy…there we go…..ur new name: Shawteezy
why i got everyone covered so far?
@ prettymiss
Why am I really serious?
Why i ain’t get to enjoy it when I came back?
Why I heard the stories about that place?
Why Is TX. all late….HIYA TX!!!!!!
Bahama Mama
Why fools at my job be eating damn dog food?
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WHERE THEHELL U WORK “PURINA”???!!LOL
@ bahama mama
why they burn the club down?
LOL @ verizon ppl
why i still think Shawteezy the funniest poster?
hello shawt-stacks…..
HIIIIII
TXSHAW-TY…:)
Where the hell do you work at? lol
^^why u don’t wanna kno…lmao
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
^^^why this country girl STAY LOVING dem damn country boys……..lol
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WHY AM I IN AGREEANCE WITH YOU!? lol
Hey O’Dot & B’mama!
Why was i reading earlier that you were making my bbb (best bossip buddy) a Bleach-arita!? lol
girl, that club was fun as hell. I went there almost every night when I was down there. Is that what I want? to keep telling you that I had all this fun and you wanted to go? lol Im sorry
why was it a raspberry flavored???? lmao
WHY AM I IN AGREEANCE WITH YOU!? lol
^^^^^^lol CAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST THAT’S WHY……
MTW, FAW!
The Country Destiny’s Child is up in here lol…ya know those early days when Beyonce couldn’t hide that Texas in her voice for NOTHING!
WHERE THEHELL U WORK “PURINA”???!!LOL
WHY they be eating pedigree?
why they burn the club down?
^^ why i don’t remember? sorry..lol
why i still think Shawteezy the funniest poster?
^^^ why you haven’t met Sureshot? but TX is more than funny…no homo
Pretty,
why u apply to have ur life told on True Hollywood story????
Why is Mama Dot and Papa droppin havin cyber sex and producing cyber babys?
why was it a raspberry flavored???? lmao
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Why am I bout to pass you some more clorox for flattering me and saying you think i’m the funniest?! lol
{eyes B’mama}
Girl you know I luhhh you!
why i remember sureshot is wizzle’s cyber-hubby…
why wizzle aint never mention sureshot??
why wizzle hiding her marraige?
why wizzle prob creepin?
Why mickit all up in me and hubby’s cyber bidness? lol KIDDING
Why Tx. tryin to move in on hubby? lol
@ Mr. O DOT
DAMN, what I say now? lol
why Yiz so interested in my marraige?
why Yiz got secretly-recorded cyber-tapes of wife and i?
why wife and i on same wavelength, also
why inquiring minds wanna know . . . .
why wizzle aint never mention sureshot??
why wizzle hiding her marraige?
why wizzle prob creepin?. . . . huh WHY???
Why i ain’t realise that tx. also try’n to kill me? and i thought we was BBF (bossip best friends)
Why I’m so hurt?
@ O’Dot and B’mama…
^^^ why you haven’t met Sureshot? but TX is more than funny…no homo
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Why is Sureshot like my ’sense of humor’ brother from another mother….time….city…state…zip code…you get the point!? lol
why i remember sureshot is wizzle’s cyber-hubby…
why wizzle aint never mention sureshot??
why wizzle hiding her marraige?
why wizzle prob creepin?
^^^^^^ lol why o’dizzle so nosy, what you wanna know?????
Good morning everybody, y’alls posts are very funny as usual.
@ B Mama, cuz Dave got bread.
Why mtw disappered?
Why my stomach holding a damn converstaion with itself?
Why aint no one answering some of these questions??
Why Yiz prob a Bossip journalist?
why Yiz writing a special report that’ll be posted on a “end of the year” thread on bossip’s commenters ????
why Yiz 5-0?
why i got an eye on Yiz? *hides contraband*
why wizzle prob creepin?. . . . huh WHY???
^^^^^^why the fuck i feel like kane in menace II society when bill duke got his ass in that room @ that table, talking bout “you know you done fucked up don’t ya…..”
B’mama….NAW I ain’t tryna move in on your man, I’m no cyber-homewrecker!
I wouldn’t help him kill you, i kid, i kid! lol
why ppl not talking about Aids and how 50% of newly infected cases are from those of ages 15-24?
mad depressing eh
why did i answered my own question?
why bones won’t join in?
why i think his why’s would be x rated? lol
Bone Jordon,
Why I got a few questions for you?
Pretty,
why i also think you’re a mole? sent to infiltrate and destroy the bossip elite?
Why aint no one answering some of these questions??
^^^^^why mick ain’t got that the questions are retorical…..lmao
why i think spell retorical wrong?????
WHy I think Bones Jordon is scary?
LOLLL, why i put the red-hot spotlight on wizzle?
WHY do I feel like the spirit of Snoop and Sensual Seduction done possessed ALL of Y”ALL with all these dawg gone ‘wizzle’, ‘fizzle’s, ‘dizzle’s!?
Giving me an eye-ache-izzle up in this bizzle, ya fizzle me!?
why DID you spell RHETORICAL wrong?
Why chinesechickenwings got me want’n some damn chinese?
Why he or she don’t know the 100 post rule?
Why somethimes hell most times we don’t even follow that rule?
Why O dot gonna be my first open and close case?
Why Bones Jordon gonna be the second?
LOLLL, why i put the red-hot spotlight on wizzle?
^^^^^^lol today and today only……
Shawteezy, why you lying to wife? why you my cohort in attempt to “serve” wife her breakfast this morning?
why DID you spell RHETORICAL wrong?
^^^^^why i know it was an “H” in there somewhere i just didn’t know where to put it…..
Giving me an eye-ache-izzle up in this bizzle, ya fizzle me!
LMMFAO why I think Tx. likes gettin sent in the corner?
why we always gotta play the “why” game why it can’t ever be the who, what or where game????
Congrats to MTW for finally havin a myspace page!
Can’t wait to see her post some pics of her and her fave Superhero ‘Musty Man’.
YEs?
O’Dizzle
Why in the fizzle you tryna get me wrapped up in this shizzle!?
B’mizzle
Don’t believe the shizzle coming out of his got dizzle lizzles! lol
why MTW wanna break the flow?
why i think some of them (specially the what) would be funny?
wife, why i say no to shawteezy when she tried to seduce me into killing you and subsequently marrying me and living off the insurance money???
who gonna play those other games with you MTW?
Why?????????????? Yall niggas on it today. Okay I got one, why everytime I make a compliment to a female poster she ignore me……………….or responds kindly yet a bit awkwardly? Why do I think I’d hit B Mama and MTW in real life??? Why did I divulge that? Why like four of the last 20 posts got my name in em? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
imma man but why dont i know bout that rule?
why didnt i get an email bout this rule?
last 1-why did MTO launch an investigation on lola’s ass?
Why patent stay changing his name?
Why u can’t stick with one name?
Why i think u r a dick in a box….lmao…KIDDING
Why Whoa?!
Why Me That’s Who got the funniest screen name ever?? Cheez it’s that’s some funny shit man!!
She actually sounds intelligent. I would never believe someone if they told me that Beyonce made the statement.
why DID you spell RHETORICAL wrong?
^^^^^why i know it was an “H” in there somewhere i just didn’t know where to put it…..
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It’s alright, babe! lol…The ‘h’ is silent, WHY do they even put silent letters in words!?
Huh!? If they wanna be in the word, they need to speak up like all the other letters!
I be ‘r’ and ‘e’ was looking like, ‘when YOU get here? Ain’t nobody heard you come in the door!’
‘h’: That’s cuz I’m silent!
It’s a conspHHHHiracy, i’m tryna tell y’all!
1more-Why this sound like a long ass Jada kiss song wit NO hook>?
WHY THE EFF I COOKED ALL THIS FOOD AND AM EATING A TOTINOS PIZZA WITH BEAUCOUP HOT SAUCE!!
@ Chinese Chicken Wingz, cuz they ain’t never seen what a real woman looks like. No…..kidding, cuz they’re some haters who wanna ruin my fantasy of tappin that rotund doonk.
Why do I think I’d hit B Mama and MTW in real life???
^^^^^^ lmmfao why i am really thinking this is shot…….and thanks fa tha compliment boo, why i think i’d let you hit tho in real life?????
thanks DIAB and why he gotta be called musty man yall some haters on the fine-ness that is david banner…
WHY I WANNA MEET MY HUSBAND AT WORK..NEVER MIND I KNOW WHY
why i say no to shawteezy when she tried to seduce me into killing you and subsequently marrying me and living off the insurance money
^^ why u lie’n? i know Tx. she wouldn’t do that to me.
Why just in case i’mma order some more arsenic?
Why do ppl w/ Stank Dragon breath have so much to say like they a Professor in a 1 1/2 hour lecture?
Damn—This is where it’s at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi morning’ crew!!!!!!!!
wife, why i say no to shawteezy when she tried to seduce me into killing you and subsequently marrying me and living off the insurance money???
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{collapses}
LIES, LIES, all LIES I tell you!
{walks up to O’Dot and does the Soap Opera slap. Y’all know the one that’s real quick and O’Dot’s head comes back real quick}
OOH those slaps be funny! lol
why annie aint read the several other non-thread posts before she added her two cents?
why i aint kno wat Shawteezy last post was about?
why i really do kno wat shawteezy last post was about?
WHY MY CRACKHEAD FRIENDS KEEP SAYING THEY GOT X-MAS PRESENTS FOR ME…BUT KEEP ASKIN ME FOR SUGAR AND SHIT
check this mick…….WHO THE FUCK SAY BEAUCOUP BUT FAW??????? WHY SHE SAY IT, WHERE SHE GET IT FROM, WHY I CAN’T NEVER STOP LAUGHING WHEN I READ THE SHIT????????LMSSAO
why didnt i get an email bout this rule?
^^^ why would get an e-mail it’s an unwritten rule..lol
why i think bones is a freak….lol but it’s kool
Why FAW, you gonna git a quicky?
Why I know u better wash ur hands before touchin the keyboard again?
Why I aint tryin to catch cyber coodies?
Why i think u r a dick in a box….lmao…KIDDING
^^^^^WHT IS THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY TO ME?
HEY TRU ASSS DIVA!!
DIVAA!!!!!!!!!!!
B’mama…I shole WOULDN’T do nothing like that to you! lol…{looks at arsenic, thinking, ‘hold up’} lol!
Why are ‘Quickies’ the best sex?
why wife aint respond to my cyber-invite to cyber-nyc to cyber-watch cyber-’one missed call’ and cyber-shop and cyber-fulfill her cyber-cravings
Why diva always be late? lol HIYA DIVA!!
Why Tx. stay makin me laugh?
Why does Faw have crackhead friends?
Why Me That’s Who got the funniest screen name ever?? Cheez it’s that’s some funny shit man!!
^^^^^WHY I THINK BONES FLIRTING WITH ME?????? WHY I THINK HE LOOK LIKE THAT SKINNY DUDE ON THE 1ST I LOVE NEW YORK……
Why Micky allow her kitty to OVERindulge? Lol!!!!
Why are ‘Quickies’ the best sex?
^^^^^WHY THIS NIGGA GOTTA START??????
Why am I ’bout to regift a gift?
@ D!ck !n a Box
CAN YOU OPEN THAT BOX 4 ME P3
WHY I JUST REALIZE THAT DIVA IS THE DIVA FROM BACK IN THE DAY WITH THE PLATINUM VOCALS RIGHT?????? HEY GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COP A SQUAT STAY FA AWHILE…
why i dont like quickies?
why i cant get off that quickly? while i need a while?
lol, why that sound like an dating advertisement targeted at the ladies?
why i think if i cyber go to nyc I’ll get cyber kidnapped? lol
BONES want yo booty, MTW! lol
And WHY is MTW being surprised that someone wants to take her bossip booty so funny to me!? lol
why wizzle cheatin on shot…again?
Why? Because my kitty dont know when to stop, its got a mind of it owns- It loves taking shots of all kind * looking around for bjordon* {that nicca betta not touch my young kitty}
O’Dot….
WHY are you advertising with your wife in the room!? lol
smh…Wooooow.
why i dont like quickies?
why i cant get off that quickly? while i need a while?
lol, why that sound like an dating advertisement targeted at the ladies?
^^^^^^WHY I GET THE FEELING YOU BEEN TALKING TO DIAB…..
why no matter what subject we be on it always ends up @ sex?
why all yall some freaks? lol
Why he or she don’t know the 100 post rule?
^ Whats that?
wife, why you dont know it’s just your inhibitions that’ll be kidnapped?
^why was that a mad smooth line?
that must be why they call me mr. o dot
Why–no matter how long I stay away, y’all make me feel loved? Like the prodigal son?
**sniffle. sniffle**!!!
Oh, no homo. R.I.P.
why wizzle cheatin on shot…again?
^^^^^^LMAO WHY IS IT CALLED CHEATING IF HE AIN’T EVEN HERE?????? WHY O’DIZZLE ALL IN MY BIDNESS AND HE NEED TO BE WORRIED BOUT BMAMA KILLING HIS ASS AND GOING BACK TO DIAB……
Mickyizzlelizzlemickitycrickit
Why FAW, you gonna git a quicky?
Why I know u better wash ur hands before touchin the keyboard again?
Why I aint tryin to catch cyber coodies?
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QUICKIES?? I NEED THAT LIKE AIR!! AND AS FAR AS COOTIES….IM HAVE A COOTYFREEZONE BARRIER!!
LOL
WHY are you advertising with your wife in the room!? lol
^^ Why is it okay yall heffa ain’t getting cyber NONE…tee hee
Why–no matter how long I stay away, y’all make me feel loved? Like the prodigal son?
**sniffle. sniffle**!!!
Oh, no homo. R.I.P.
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Why you better grab a tissue cuz ain’t nobody having a snot fest on MY NEW SWEATER! lol
^why was that a mad smooth line?
that must be why they call me mr. o dot
^^^^^^WHY IMMA BOUT TO THROW UP MY DAMN CHEEZ-IT’S…..
shawteezy, why i say it SOUNDS LIKE an advertisement…cuz it aINT…
why u just cyber-mad cuz you seduced me wit a bottle of bleach in hand?
Why both MTW and B’MAMA got TWO Bossip lovers each!?
lol
It’s this Noah’s ark?
@ D!ck !n a Box
CAN YOU OPEN THAT BOX 4 ME P3
^^^^^It’s not for me to open. It’s for you to open, besides I can wait for you to open it and look all surprised.
And as you slowly raise your arms to put ya hands over ya mouf, I’m gonna move them hands to the side and (in the words of Swizz Beatz)
Put-put-put-put-put it in YO MOUF!
HO-ah’s ark!? lol!!!!!!!!
WHY I JUST REALIZE THAT DIVA IS THE DIVA FROM BACK IN THE DAY WITH THE PLATINUM VOCALS RIGHT?????? HEY GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COP A SQUAT STAY FA AWHILE…
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Yup! That’s me and the vocals are STILL platinum! Lol!!!!!!!!
why i dont kno wat DIAB is?
why i hope wife was talkin to shawteezy?
why i never kno wat Yiz is talkin about?
why i dont think yall even know who “Yiz” is anymore when i refer to her?
Why both MTW and B’MAMA got TWO Bossip lovers each!?
lol
It’s this Noah’s ark?
^^^^^LMAO WHY I HAVEN’T A CLUE WHO MY LOVERS ARE????? SHOT AIN’T HERE AND BJ AIN’T CAME BACK SO I AM SINGLE……
I notice that we’re over the 100 rule. Can we change this sh*t up?
shawteezy, why i say it SOUNDS LIKE an advertisement…cuz it aINT…
why u just cyber-mad cuz you seduced me wit a bottle of bleach in hand?
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Why are you believing your OWN story!? lol
You tryna get me cyber-caught up in this cyber-web of lies! lol First black Spider-Man.
Shawty
Why I stay up last Noah Ark’s
Why am I addicted?
Why I refuse to fix my spellin mistakes?
^why was that a mad smooth line?
Why it really wasn’t all that smooth? LMAO i kid i kid.
@mtw – why me and patent r soooooo ova….lol
why i died at box’s comment?
why i cant his whole screenname?
why i dont kno wat DIAB is?
^^^^^^LMMFAO PATENT WHY IMMA CALL HIM PATENT LIKE I USED TO OR P3 EFF A DICK IN A BOX……CAUSE NOBODY GETS IT…
Why it really wasn’t all that smooth? LMAO i kid i kid.
^^^^^WHY SHE TALKING BOUT SHE KIDDING CAUSE IT REALLY WASN’T SMOOTH, I DAMN NEAR VOMITED…..LOL
why i died at “first black spiderman” ???
WHy, I meant to say. . .
Why I stay up all nite watching Noah’s Ark?
why wife and wizzle haters?
WHY is P3 like the cyber version of if Diddy and Michael Jackson had a baby!?
Changing more names than diddy, and more faces than Michael??
P3…I think we should call the wedding off, it’s too many love triangles up in here, and I for one, ain’t the best at geometry! Okayyy???!!! lol
Why did I just notice MTW’s cheezits are all gone?
why won’t anyone tell me what the 1oo-post rule is?
Why is coming to this site how I pass my boredom at work?
Why can I keep my eyes open?
Why Dot, I got a funy sense of humor.
@DICK IN THE BOX
Put-put-put-put-put it in YO MOUF!
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YEAH??
OK THEN WE’LL CUM SWAP!!
LOL
lol @ Micky!
Why do ppl respond to farts as if it’s the 1st time they heard or smelt one?
Why we retire’n the word hater for 2008?
Why Diva wanna switch up the flow? what u wanna do diva?? lol
why wife and wizzle haters?
^^^^^why i gotta keep telling o’dizzle, that i am the HATA CREATOR…….
diva, why my cheez-it’s BEEN gone…..lol
why cant Chi mi see that we are answering the question, by showing her/him. . .
why i BEEN seen chi mi’s comment?
and why im too lazy to answer her question?
WHY I want MTW to drive up to my job and bring me some CHEETOS PUFFS!?
Pleeeeeeease?
why won’t anyone tell me what the 1oo-post rule is?
Why is coming to this site how I pass my boredom at work?
^^^^^^LOL WHY IS THAT ERRRRRBODY’S REASON FOR COMING…..
No. I like the “whys” ’cause you KNOW I got a bunch of ‘em. Lol!!!
why it aint 2008 yet?
so, then why i can still say hater hater hater hater?
LOL why people don’t know the 100 post rule?
why is that once we’ve a 100 comments u go completely off topic?
why sometimes we don’t wait till we hit 100?
WHY I want MTW to drive up to my job and bring me some CHEETOS PUFFS!?
Pleeeeeeease?
^^^^^^^LOL WHY I GOT THE CAR TODAY TOO, BUT WHY I AM NOT BOUT TO DRIVE IT CAUSE IT BRINGS TOO MUCH ATTENTION MY DAMN WAY……
why the one day sale over, wizzle?
suede
Why do ppl respond to farts as if it’s the 1st time they heard or smelt one?
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Why I hit the high note while singing “Silent Night” and pooted? Why I look around like I didn’t do it?
why the one day sale over, wizzle?
^^^^^^LOL WHY YOU DIDN’T KNOW…….TODAY……TODAY ONLY…..
wife, why the kobe trade never went through?
WHY is P3 like the cyber version of if Diddy and Michael Jackson had a baby!?
Changing more names than diddy, and more faces than Michael??
^^^^Why come txshawty aint did her homework, cuz if she did she would know that ery’body on here has changed they name on a regular basis.
P.S. scroll up and see that B-Ma, FAW and mtw have all changed they names just today. And how B-Ma and FAW have changed they gravies as well.
Do ya homework? How you gon be a CSI of Dallas and aint even investigated the ‘Facts’?
But Hey, if Bush say leave ‘No Child Behind’ how bout txshawty just leave her ‘Behind’ aka A$$ over at the Palace?
why i mean the fantasy basketball kobe trade?
@ SHAWTY, WHY I LOOOOOOOOOVE THAT DAMN MY DOUGIE SONG BY LIL WILL
WHY I THINK AIN’T NOBODY ELSE GON KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING BOUT BUT SHAWTY….LOL
Why is this bananna on my desk looking a little more than just appetizing?
Why am I really missing my boyfriend, even though he’s still in the dog-house with me?
Why am I sitting at work with absolutely nothing to do?
why this dude on the phone stay flirtin with me? um eww i’m try’n to get my damn p.o not cho ass…
WHY is the 100-post rule a FAKE cuz we each post ONE on-topic comment and after that everybody catches an outbreak of A.D.D?!
Ain’t no such-uh thang as being on-topic! Matter fact, I don’t even know if it’s English! Matter of FACT they’re FIGHTING WORDS!
What you call me?! A ‘topic-stayer-on-er’?! Them there is fighting words!
why we still in today though?
why i spit out more sprite?
why am I glad about that?
WHY I STILL DON’T GET THAT FANTASY BALL SHIT, HOW YOU GON TRADE A PLAYER BUT YOU DOING IT FA PLAY PLAY????????
Why did I get a Karoke machine for Christmas and why am elated over it? Lol!!
WHY YUR NAME IS CHI MI…LOL
Why am I really missing my boyfriend, even though he’s still in the dog-house with me?
^^^^^WHY IMMA BOUT TO TELL YOU EFF HIM CAUSE ALL MEN SUCK……SPECIALLY MINE….
Why am I still thinking about giving the cleaning man some?
why i nominate myself as the blog police?
duties:
-attack those who stay on thread topic
-keep an eye out for nahnah
-protect the bossip elite from new haters
DAMN MTW WADID HE DO??
YOU BURNT THE CREAM OF WHEAT..AND HE WENT OFF
Why Noah from the Ark make me wanna call up my ex boyfriend??
Why Imma bout to check the credits from a few of the shows cause I think this dude I went to school with be on that show?
wizzle, why is fantasty bball fake competition from real stats?
^why was that my attempt at answering ur question?
1TruDiva from Keta’s ‘puter dammit!!
Why am I still thinking about giving the cleaning man some?
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UGHHH AND I BET U CANT WAIT TO PLUNGER HIM??!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAO why i think hubby has “thing” for nahnah?
Why i can’t stop laughing at Diva thinking bout giving the cleaning man some?
I’m seriously thinking of regifting some things I got for Christmas…
Like, I can give my decorated Christams Edition condoms to……SUPAhead! Lol!!!
Why am I still thinking about giving the cleaning man some?
^^^^^^ why i spit all my damn coke out when i read that shit…..
@ faw, lmao naw that nucca don’t eat cream of wheat, he ain’t do nothing today, but he will………lol that is why they all suck cause they always gotta fuck up…….
why people watch noah ark?
Why ‘How come’ and ‘Why’ questions can be used interchangeably?
E.g. How come all I’m flirtin w/ is girls w/ dudes?
How come girls in relationships are tellin me to ‘Put it down’ cuz they man is a ‘Pre-mie’?
WHY come I’m out for the semester, P3, so anything with the word ‘homework’, ‘due’, ‘major’, ‘minor’, ‘research’, ‘essay’, etc, is gone get IGNORED and REJECTED outta the myspace of my brain!?
And mtw, FAW, and B’mama, did NOT technically change their names, they merely added phrases/words TO them, so althought their gravies have changed, I am still able to recognize who they are!
B’mama…remains Bahama mama
MTW…remains MTW, and even if she changed her name, I’d recognize David Benners sweaty fat back as the gravy.
FAW…remains FAW, and will ALWAYS have a picture of someone with a YUCK mouth as her gravy!
Dang.
wizzle, why is fantasty bball fake competition from real stats?
^why was that my attempt at answering ur question?
^^^^^^^ lol why i don’t care????? thanks anyway
Why I endorse the nomination MR DOT as blog police.
“LMAO why i think hubby has “thing” for nahnah?”
why that is like saying batman has a thing for catwoman?
oh wait…he did…
LOL but, why this aint the same case?
**David BANNER lol
Mtw…I do know that Dougie song lol!
MTW…remains MTW, and even if she changed her name, I’d recognize David Benners sweaty fat back as the gravy.
^^^^^^^WHY I AM NEVER CHANGING MY GRAVATAR LMAO
Why I second that nomination?
*handing O dot my badge and whistle*
Mtw…I do know that Dougie song lol!
^^^^^WHY IS THAT MY JOINT…….LOL EVERYTIME IT COME ON I BE DANCING @ MY DESK AND SHIT…..
WHY YUR NAME IS CHI MI…LOL
^^^ Because I’m from Chicago
Why I just looooove Kanye w/ is arrogant ass?
Why do I get the feeling that I’m such a youngin’?
Why am I craving macaroni & cheese with the burnt cheese on top?
why i hate wizzle?
why the wavelength we were ridin on today turned into the usual typhoon?
why the word typoon kinda funny?
why im serious about being blog police?
AND TXSHAWTY REMAINS A FACELESS INDIVIDUAL WHO SHALL COMMITT ALL KINDS OF CRIMES WITH NO WITNESSES TO COME FORWARD..LOL
Why looking at Jay-Z wanna make me switch from Newports to Camels?
WHY I THINK O’DIZZLE GON BE A CROOKED ASS COP????
Micky why do i SECOND that nomination lol…give him something to do!
Why, O dot got a sidekick by the name of WOW, she throws flaggs (tied around a rock)at on topic posters.
Why I know all the words to “we are the world?”
Chi mi
Why I lurves Knaye too, but i’m not from the chi.
AND TXSHAWTY REMAINS A FACELESS INDIVIDUAL WHO SHALL COMMITT ALL KINDS OF CRIMES WITH NO WITNESSES TO COME FORWARD..LOL
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Why I keep forgetting to log onto bossip and upload a gravy everytime I get home!? lol
But you’ve just given me another reason to remain faceless lol!
Hi everyone!
why i hate wizzle?
^^^^^^WHY I KNOW HE DON’T MEAN THAT SHIT…..LOL
O dot, you will work for Micky D’s fries. Pls see WOW for payment.
How come I’m tempted to go over this ‘Amazon’s’ crib and let her play w/ my ‘Joystick’ as if she playin a Wii game?
Hopefully I get snowed in and have to ‘keep her company’.
Yes?
LMAO why is there 6 new post? no wonder we have this room all to ourselves…
Why the kids lose some of the pieces to the puzzle? all-dam-ready!!!
why i dont kno wat “wow” is?
why shawteezy late wit the 2nd-ning of the nomination?
why i really will be a crooked blog cop?
Why, Hell-low Ms B!
O-DOT
RE:why im serious about being blog police?
ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME TO CALL A FORMAL MEETING….HEAR YE HEAR YE OFFICIAL VOTING TIME WILL SOON BE ANNONCED FOR THE NEWEST BLOG PATROL OFFICER..LOL
I’LL LET YOU KNOW
YOU’LL SEE IT IN PRINT SOON.STAY POSTED…
ALL OTHERS …GET OUT AND VOTE, VOTE OR DIE!!
Why looking at Jay-Z wanna make me switch from Newports to Camels?
^LOL
Why O dot, pls tell us WHY you really wanna be a crooked blog cop?
And mtw, FAW, and B’mama, did NOT technically change their names, they merely added phrases/words TO them, so althought their gravies have changed, I am still able to recognize who they are!
^^^How come txshawty doesn’t realize that she does the same thing to recognize me? Although my name and gravie changes I always leave a clue that its me.
Like my name is ‘Dexter’ or some Sh!t.
No?
How come I’m tempted to go over this ‘Amazon’s’ crib and let her play w/ my ‘Joystick’ as if she playin a Wii game?
^^^^^^^WHY DO THIS NIGGA INSIST ON TELLING US FAIRYTALES BMAMA PLEASE TELL ME
Hi Miss Beasley! Long time no see!
why i just gave up on this bottle at sprite when i read Wizzo’s comment????
HERE YE HERE YE….LMAAAOOO
1TruDiva from Keta’s ‘puter dammit!!
Why I know all the words to “we are the world?”
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CAUSE U SUNG IT AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION…LOL
Hi Mickit aka something different errtime I cyber see you
HEY MRS B……
LMAO @ FAW TALKING BOUT VOTE OR DIE, THEN IMMA JUST DIE IF O’DIZZLE GON BE THE CROOKED ASS SHERRIF IN HERE WE CIVILIANS WILL NEVER GET ANY JUSTICE…..HE PROLLY GON TRY TO OUTLAW MY GRAVATAR….
Jersey is in the building! What It do!
Why dees kids got all these dammin toys and there outside.
Playin with rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 5 “W’s” of WOW. .
WOW is a newbie
WOW issues Flaggs for on topic posters
WOW has been doing this for about a month
WOW is good at her job
Why didnt you know this?
1Tru Diva singin ‘We Are the World’:
‘We Are the World!
And I just pooted!
We are the ones that make a messed up face.
So stop inhaling!
Hey 1Tru! I know it’s been a hot minute…what chall doin in here
WHY DO THIS NIGGA INSIST ON TELLING US FAIRYTALES BMAMA PLEASE TELL ME
^^^^
LMMFAO….why i think he be believe’n them?
Why I think Russell Simmons is related to ET?
Why was my family watching the VH1 show about all the hiphop couples on Christmas and my Auntie knew more about it than the young folks?
Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?
Hi-lo miss beasly
NO!
Why it colder than a mugga, yes mugga, in here?
Why i also hate Yiz???
Why i almost serve ‘Brownie’ a ticket, but realized he wasnt on topic technically?
why im sad to say that wizzle is part of the Bossip elite? and my duties only lie in attacking the debaters/on-topic people/and enemies of the elite ?
LMMFAO @ BMAMA
WHY LOUIS FARAKAN SON 48 AND LIVING OFFA HIM AND SHIT????? AAHHAHHAHHAHH HOW THE HELL YOU GON BE DAMN NEAR 50 STILL CALLING YA DADDY TO SEND YOU SOME MONEY……
why is my damn office so cold I think the boss is try’n to preserve us and steal our organs?
why am I bored now, i thinks we new something new…damn my a.d.d.
DAMNIT, why I be uckin up?!?!
Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?
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Why I’m thinking ’bout gettin’ some–for old times sake?
why im sad to say that wizzle is part of the Bossip elite? and my duties only lie in attacking the debaters/on-topic people/and enemies of the elite ?
^^^^^^LMAO WHY YOU GOT TO BE SAD TO SAY IT DIZZLE?????? DAMN TODAY….TODAY ONLY…..
chi mi: “Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?”
why women always runnin back to their dudes for the D ? lol ? why men rule the world?
Why hate Yiz, wait who is Yiz??
For the good times?
Do that to me one more time.
Hit me with your best shot..fire awaaaaayyy!
Why I still have my coat on with the fur around the hood, looking like a young MJB?!
And WHY do I love the fact that Mary sings like she rapping?! lol
why women always runnin back to their dudes for the D ? lol ? why men rule the world?
^^ why is u so wrong…lol women rule the world thank ya!
Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?
^^^^^^^^^^
WHY I AM GLAD I AM MARRIED CAUSE I CAN GET IT WHEN I WANT IT MAD OR NOT…..
Bahama Mama
why is my damn office so cold I think the boss is try’n to preserve us and steal our organs?
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why i aint figure out a name for diva yet?
mickit= Yiz…why is that a duh?
Why am I craving macaroni & cheese with the burnt cheese on top?
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WHY I BAKED SOME LAST NIGHT…WANT SOME??
txshawty
Why I still have my coat on with the fur around the hood, looking like a young MJB?!
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Why you sittin’ at your desk lookin’ like an Eskimo?
Why am I through with dudes for the remainder of the day! lol…I needa break.
wife, why women cant live witout the d? for example, your cyber-ticket to nyc is in the mail
WHY I BAKED SOME LAST NIGHT…WANT SOME??
^^^^^^lol why wizzo always cooking, why i get the feeling her kitchen is like a mess hall, niggas stay in there eating and shit?????
^^Diva! lol Why is that true! And WHY don’t I care b/c chill bumps ain’t what’s hot in the street! lol
Why “Why hate Yiz, wait who is Yiz??” a DUH, joke?!
why one of my new years resoultions is to join a gym?
why i don’t think that resoultion is gonna happen…lol
LOL @ “Why you sittin’ at your desk lookin’ like an Eskimo?”
hmmm…
TruDiva..Diva…platinum…plat…diamond…iced out…ICE
TruDiva; ur new name to me now is ice
wife, why women cant live witout the d?
^^^^^why imma bout to put my 2 cents in, TRUST DIZZLE WE CAN LIVE W/O IT, YALL CAN’T, WE RUN THIS MUTHA HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE, CAUSE YA DADDY COULDN’T STAY OUT YA MOMMA, THAT IS HOW WE ALL GOT HERE…..LMAO
B’mama, why did I join one 2 weeks ago! lol
Mr O Dot
chi mi: “Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?”
why women always runnin back to their dudes for the D ? lol ? why men rule the world?
^^^Why is he going back in the dog house after he fills my order?
No, women still rule the world, but my mamma always told me “Never cut off your nose to spite your face”.
So, yes I still run it, and my man knows I still run it. Thats why a woman can put her man in the dog house and he sits there and or paws at his home door to get back in. Ya dig?
Why did I just have a lil weezy moment right there?
Lol @ tx!!!!!!!!!!
Why the mailman been parked over here for about an hour. On his cell phone?
I swear, I should….
TruDiva; ur new name to me now is ice
^^^^^^LOL IS THAT LIKE ONE OF YA NEW LAWS, DO WE HAVE TO CALL HER ICE CAUSE IMMA KEEP CALLING HER DIVA…..
Why am I the neighbor that notices everything?
wife, why women cant live witout the d? for example, your cyber-ticket to nyc is in the mail
and LIKE men can live w/o some P since we shorten’n the words down…lol
Mick ME!
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WHY U STEALIN MY “MUGGA”
Why the mailman been parked over here for about an hour. On his cell phone?
I swear, I should….
^^^^^^LOL WHY I KNOW THAT MAILMAN BLACK?????
wife, why women cant live witout the d?
^^^^^why imma bout to put my 2 cents in, TRUST DIZZLE WE CAN LIVE W/O IT, YALL CAN’T, WE RUN THIS MUTHA HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE, CAUSE YA DADDY COULDN’T STAY OUT YA MOMMA, THAT IS HOW WE ALL GOT HERE…..LMAO
^^^^Ummm… didn’t you learn in Sunday School that it was Eve that humped the Debble? So it all goes back to Eve bein the 1st to ‘try it out’.
YEs?
MTW…why are you going to the corner for ETERNITY for making me think that of my parents when we ALL know, they don’t even have sexual organs! lol
Actually– I LIKE IT! Did I show you my diamond encrusted laptop?
me that’s who cheez-it’s are all gone
wife, why women cant live witout the d?
^^^^^why imma bout to put my 2 cents in, TRUST DIZZLE WE CAN LIVE W/O IT, YALL CAN’T, WE RUN THIS MUTHA HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE, CAUSE YA DADDY COULDN’T STAY OUT YA MOMMA, THAT IS HOW WE ALL GOT HERE…..LMAO
^^^^ LMFAO
Why was that so damn hilarious to me?
Why am I the neighbor that notices everything?
^^^^^^UGHHHHHH WHY MY HUBBY IS THAT IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, NOSY ASS KNOW EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING……
MTWILLING-TO-SELL-OUT-FOR-HER-MAN-DICK
LOL- ME TOO
PISSED OFF SEX IS THE BEST..ANGER IS A BEAST..LOL
Why I post a comment so fast then have to go back up to read the ones waaayy before mine? Like I got cyber ADD or some sh*t!!!
I’M BORED!
I’m BORED
I’m BORED
I’m BORED
yup
@ wizzle and chi mi,
the difference though is that when yall are in need yall run back to the same dish…when dudes are in need and they in the dog-house, they dont see anythin wrong wit picking different dish…if the main dinner aint there, try the appetizer!
Diva um we all have a.d.d lol
How come if women didn’t have they ‘Monthly Pledge Week’ they’d be more hornier than men?
^^^^Ummm… didn’t you learn in Sunday School that it was Eve that humped the Debble? So it all goes back to Eve bein the 1st to ‘try it out’.
YEs?
^^^^^^LMAO IN MY HOUSE NAW IT DON’T WORK THAT WAY PROLLY CAUSE MY MAN GET A HARD ON FROM JUST SMELLING MY ASS, SO IF I AM PISSED @ HIM IMMA COME TO BED BUCK ASS NEKID PUT ALL MY SOFTNESS ALL OVER HIM AND TELL HIS ASS NO WHEN HE TRY SOME SHIT, HE CAN’T DO THAT THO, HE HAS NO CONTROL, NONE OF YALL DO…..SO THERE THAT IS MY THEORY THE END…..
B Mama–
Why is 1000 hits the new 200?
Why FAW act like she dont know it’s Mickit? And be typing out all my alias instead of using Mickit?
Why you gonna act special??
MTWILLING-TO-SELL-OUT-FOR-HER-MAN-DICK
^^^^^LOL FASTER THAN P3 CAN MAKE UP A FAIRYTALE……
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women….but yea woman r a bit hornier but we can control that ish
@ ice,
i knew you’d like the name
@ shawteezy, why ur parents humping right now?
B Mama–
Why is 1000 hits the new 200?
Um what? lol it could be cuz i’m hungry or bored but i don’t know what chu mean
Why is 1000 hits the new 200?
^^^^ I’ll be damn! We worked our arses off to git to 1000, last weekend. It will not be defaced in such a manner!
How come women will want to screw on they ‘Monthly Pledge Week’?
If that aint the nastiest Sh!t for a Sex Fiend I don’t know what is.
So in conclusion (shout out to txshawty the student) I would surmise to say that women ‘need’ the ‘D’ more than we.
‘And this is for the Girls that be loving ‘THE D’ (Twista and Kells)
@ Mr O Dot
See, that’s another difference…a woman, no a LADY, isn’t letting just anybody eat off her plate, but a man…shit, a man will eat off almost any plate if they offering to cook.
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women
^^^^^^and ewwwwwwww to the ones it don’t stop, lol
Why FAW act like she dont know it’s Mickit? And be typing out all my alias instead of using Mickit?
Why you gonna act special??
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Dead! Again, prop me on the “do this in rememberance of me table”
and don’t forget my orange lipstick.
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women….but yea woman r a bit hornier but we can control that ish
^^^^ that ish dont stop most men, from doing both dues.
LOL
“man im missing the days, when you needed the D”
jigga!
^^^^^^and ewwwwwwww to the ones it don’t stop, lol
^^^ i know! a fool touch me during that time he is likely to broken in half….lol
So in conclusion (shout out to txshawty the student) I would surmise to say that women ‘need’ the ‘D’ more than we.
‘And this is for the Girls that be loving ‘THE D’ (Twista and Kells)
^^^^^^^lmao @ the shout-out to the student in here……i love it, but it’s only 5 days shit, i can wait till it’s over, aand quit acting like ya ass ain’t hit a female why she was cycleing……well, never mind, you too mofo anal fa that shit, you’d be worried bout her messing ya damn 1000TC sheets up…….
OK. Let’s see— I can regift my “How to learn to Sing in eight days” CD to… Kelly Rowland.
How come, women are the sneakiest ‘Cheaters’ in the world?
You wanna know why? I tell you why?
Cuz them MOFOs know they can’t do w/o it.
Some of the women on Bossip now, done cheater or got some ‘Outside’ D!ck in the last week.
Yes?
O’Dot…why did their sexual organs fall off after my lil brother and they can’t NEVER EVER EVER EVER have sex no more!?
HUH!
And I know for a fact cuz mama told us to clean the house and when I wuz hoovering the house, I started hoovering under teh bed and BAM! There they were! Both of their ‘junk’ was just laying on the floor {i guess they re-attach them mugs whenever they ready to get it on}, but I threw them mugs away! I made SURE I did! lol I chunked those mugs {throwing penis and va-jay-jay out the door} GEDD-AH-DDA-HERE!
I can regift my opened bag of cheetos to..Britney.
what up people? Who’s up in here?
why this convo turn gross rite quick?
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women
^^^ now, to me, that just f*cking disgusting
well, never mind, you too mofo anal fa that shit, you’d be worried bout her messing ya damn 1000TC sheets up…….
^^^Goyle (girl) you know me like the vein on my D!ck, don’t you?
chi mi,
they dont eat off any plate cuz they mesmerized by the D…CUZZZZZ men rule the world…
THE D’ (Twista and Kells). . .
Why am I one of the gurls that like to “keep the ick upside her??”
well, never mind, you too mofo anal fa that shit, you’d be worried bout her messing ya damn 1000TC sheets up
^^^ HA! lmao or his white couch….EFF yo couch nicca!
thanks for the shoutout..lol!
Some of the women on Bossip now, done cheater or got some ‘Outside’ D!ck in the last week.
Yes?
^^^^^^^NOPE……
what it do SBM with ya kool-aid smiling self……lol
@Chi Mi..”See, that’s another difference…a woman, no a LADY, isn’t letting just anybody eat off her plate, but a man…shit, a man will eat off almost any plate if they offering to cook.”
lol if it’s barbecue i’m there..
shawteezy, why you tryin to convince urself?
why ur parents on that 69 tip as we speak??
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
they dont eat off any plate cuz they mesmerized by the D…CUZZZZZ men rule the world…
so what about lesbians?
Why the hell are we still on this topic?
hi-lo SBM no gravie today?
why nobody come in here on-topic since i became the blog police?
why?
cuz they kno better!
^^^ HA! lmao or his white couch….EFF yo couch nicca!
^^^^^^ahhahhahhahh he’d be like what?!?! you having ya pledge ma, you gotta take yo simple A$$ home then, i refuse to have my home tainted with that shit……fuck it, let me hit rite quick, THEN imma take ya simple A$$ home……
Why MY sheets only 300TC?
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
^^^LMMFAO….oh that is so wrong yet so funny
PSSShit. .
I tryna find me some outside, inhouse, around the corner and under the desk at work , dick right now. Taking applications. Pls send Resumes to the link above. {tee-hee}
LOL chi mi,
even lesbians use dildos…cuz they need the ddddddddd LOL
O’DOT!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Why you doing this to me? lol
My questions used to be too much for my mama lol!
why nobody come in here on-topic since i became the blog police?
why?
cuz they kno better!
^^^^^lmmfao why o’dizzle think he top flight security of the world………
ewwww @ Yiz
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
^^Is she a special needs child?
Why am I trying to be politically correct?
Why I get checkers for Christmas?
Why MY sheets only 300TC?
^^^^^^lmmfao why p3 wouldn’t even deal with yo’ simple ass then, join the club girl join the club…….ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh man i fell the funny coming on patent, i feel it…….
ahhahhahhahh he’d be like what?!?! you having ya pledge ma, you gotta take yo simple A$$ home then, i refuse to have my home tainted with that shit……fuck it, let me hit rite quick, THEN imma take ya simple A$$ home……
^^^ LMMFAO then he gon realize that she ain’t take her shoes off at the door so he gon just kick her a$$ out half nekid and shit and she gone break his glass vase….lmao
wizzle, am i though?
shawteezy, imagine if u walked in on a money-shot scene? LOLLLL …by ur parents???
@MICKIT TRICKIT
I KNOW WHO U IZ…
Why you gonna act special??
I IZ
RE:
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
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WHY do those kids be on those commercials talkin bout how they’re 13 years old and having bladder problems! Now if your friends at the slumber party don’t know, WHY IN PUREX SMELLING HELLO KITTY would you get on NATIONAL TELEVISION and tell erbody not to tell NOBODY!? HUH?
^^Is she a special needs child?
Why am I trying to be politically correct?
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Naw, she just lazy. And why she outside with a slice of sweet potato pie? Runnin’ behind all the kids. Breathin all hard!!
^^^ LMMFAO then he gon realize that she ain’t take her shoes off at the door so he gon just kick her a$$ out half nekid and shit and she gone break his glass vase….lmao
^^^^^^then she gon holla NIGGA EFF YO COUCH….
uhhhhhhhh yeah dizzle you got the pepper spray and the tazer to prove it boo, you top flight…..lol
Mr O’Dot…I am officially through, done, and finished with you for today.
You are being ignored.
O’dot…ahhh who am I kidding, not I’m not! lol
WHY do those kids be on those commercials talkin bout how they’re 13 years old and having bladder problems! Now if your friends at the slumber party don’t know, WHY IN PUREX SMELLING HELLO KITTY would you get on NATIONAL TELEVISION and tell erbody not to tell NOBODY!? HUH?
^^^^^^lmmfao is the state of texas paying for ya schooling, cause if so i want my damn tax dollars back, you are too damn crazy fa me shawty, ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahh 13 pissing on they self, lawd whooooo only shawty can notice that tho…..
I have x-mas leftovers for lunch….yum-o!!!
Why am I ready to play a game????
wizzle,
fuk that…the pepper spray will be a warning shot…the shot comes from the AK to the violators
Naw, she just lazy. And why she outside with a slice of sweet potato pie? Runnin’ behind all the kids. Breathin all hard!!
^^^^^^^lmmfao diva you making this shit up??????? ahhahhahhahhahh my tummy hurts from laughing too much @ yall……
Why do I wanna post my REAL Christmas wish list?
Like…all I want for Christmas is….
Bobby and Whitney back together. again. Lol!!
LOL shawteezy, i almost believed you! i was gonna keep goin endlessly if u were serious lolllll
Why am I ready to play a game????
^^ u name it and i’m there….lol
mtw..lol…nuh uh!
Those kids be on there sporting MUSTACHES talking bout they cant hold they’re water and are scared to go to slumber parties and PEE on they’re friend….when are they gonna learn, if you hang with R Kelly, he wouldn’t mind, he’d return the favor
1TruDiva from Keta’s ‘puter dammit!!
Why MY sheets only 300TC?
——————WTF YALL TALKIN BOUT 300 TC’S AND SHIT??
MY SHIT IS DIRTY OR CLEAN!!! …LOL
Why am I fallin asleep at the keyboard??
wizzle,
fuk that…the pepper spray will be a warning shot…the shot comes from the AK to the violators
^^^^^^see yall done voted this fool in as a copper, he ready to blast on innocent ppl cause they off topic and shit, next person come in here getting a bullet up they ass for nothing, watch…..
ok..someone tell me how in the hell can this thread get 600 hits?? WTF are yall talking about??
Naw, she just lazy. And why she outside with a slice of sweet potato pie? Runnin’ behind all the kids. Breathin all hard!!
^^^^^^^lmmfao diva you making this shit up??????? ahhahhahhahhahh my tummy hurts from laughing too much @ yall……
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I Swaerr! real talk! You know when I type “real talk” that sh*t is REAL! I was just lookin’ at her now..all the kids keep running away from her. Why she drop her pie, look around and pick it up??!!
we at 600???
ice, all i want for christmas is….
for kim kardashian to offer free lapdances to bossip bloggers…in alphabetical name order – starting with M
What came we playing Diva???
txshawty
PUREX…U SHOP AT FAMILY DOLLAR HUH..I KNOW I SAW YOU THERE.
*game*
Those kids be on there sporting MUSTACHES talking bout they cant hold they’re water and are scared to go to slumber parties and PEE on they’re friend….when are they gonna learn, if you hang with R Kelly, he wouldn’t mind, he’d return the favor
^^^^^^ DEAD, I SWEAR SHAWTY I AM THRU, YOU DONE RAN ME OUTTA HERE TALKING BOUT THEM KIDS GOT MUSTACHES AND SHIT, OHHHHHH MAN…….
EFF BLONDE HAIR ON PINK FACES
wizzle, why am i waiting for an unsuspecting blogger to come in here talkin about some “rihanna looks pretty” type shit?
Well Ms. Sugar we r off topic (as usual) and at the moment i have no idea what we r talking about. but i have good news!!! I just save money by switching to geico….lol
Mickit???
You sleep? you sleep? *gently shaking Mickit*
**s-l-o-w-ly eases cup of gin and juice from her grasp**
OK. I’ll just hold your drink for you, Mickit!
That’s what friends are for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just died
again
@
“Well Ms. Sugar we r off topic (as usual) and at the moment i have no idea what we r talking about. but i have good news!!! I just save money by switching to geico….lol”
LMAO @ u mama
I Swaerr! real talk! You know when I type “real talk” that sh*t is REAL! I was just lookin’ at her now..all the kids keep running away from her. Why she drop her pie, look around and pick it up??!!
^^^^^^^WTF YOU LIVE, SOME BACKWOODS SOMEWHERE, AND CAN YOU SEE THE PULLUP ON HER OR WHAT????? WHY CPS AIN’T COME AND GET HER ASS FROM HER PARENTS, SHE 8 IN A DAMN PULLUP, ONCE YOU START WALKING YOU GETTING YA ASS ON A TOILET……EFF WHAT YA HEARD…..LMMFATFO
ice, u get my wish? make that happen for me
^^LMAOOOO! What this all about!
I like the game you were playing the other day. The guessing game. Or the old school song game.
wizzle, why am i waiting for an unsuspecting blogger to come in here talkin about some “rihanna looks pretty” type shit?
^^^^^^^ THEN BAM……PO THANG AIN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING…..
ICE, i think u forgot ur nickname cuz you aint responding!
LOL @ o dot and mickit…tee hee
Mr O dot–
I gotchu, I gotchu!
What it do SUGA????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN Diva! Where dat heffa? Oh well, glad it was just juice.
We gotta do something ’cause we’re losing people to work instead of BOSSIP’n.
LOL, ice…read UP! my wish, damnit! go read it!
;P
MY CHRISTMAS WISH IS FOR ALL THE CHILD MOLESTERS COME TOGETHER
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.DROP OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
wat the hell, wizzle…noBODY new comin in here talkin about rihanna??? aint that bitch famous?
Alrighty foody time ( i got a helluva funny story about foody time) so i’mma go heat up my lunch and quietly lurk…lol
What it do DIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVA!
I am on my VA CA’! CHILLING! VISITING STALE ASS BOSSIP!
wizzle, why am i waiting for an unsuspecting blogger to come in here talkin about some “rihanna looks pretty” type shit?
^^^^^^^ THEN BAM……PO THANG AIN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING…..
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Aw damn! Dead again!
This time, don’t forget my flowery dress and gardenia perfume! Ya’ll forgot it the last time I died!
not even the debate team!
nothin!
I’m HUNGRY!
shawteezy, do u mean …that ur…hungry for more rihanna’s fight against AIDS? is that wat u mean?
I’m hungry and SCURRED!
Why my mouse arrow on the screen start moving, yet I wasn’t moving the actual mouse!?
The DEVIL is a LIE!
ice, all i want for christmas is….
for kim kardashian to offer free lapdances to bossip bloggers…in alphabetical name order – starting with M
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How many times can I die!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ all yall comedians, yall makin my day man.
@ Me That’s Who……… I bet you a sexy sumn, sumn, yeah baby…
@ Bill Cosby’s Dirty Laundry, what up boy, like the name change. LOl. You i ight?
u guys wanna hear my story behind foody time??
ice, did i mention she gotta be in like..booty shorts
O’Dot…naw, I ain’t never on topic, why would I be hungry and correlate it to the topic at hand lol!
That’s unheard of. On-Topic, Schmon-topic
@ 1True Diva, how bout Kim K. offers bjs with swallowing if you can shoot all yo nut directly down her throat. No face shots, no teeth or lip, or chin or nech shots, all or nothing. I get to go right after And………. LOl.
All I want for Christams is…
For Al Sharpton to get a new perm! He need to holla at mama Tina!
not a thong, cuz i like to use my imagination sometimes …maybe she can start off wit the booty shorts then transition to thong…or vice versa
648! BABYYY!
B’mama, of course! GO!
@ B Mama, yeah baby tell it.
shawteezy, do u mean …that ur…hungry for more rihanna’s fight against AIDS? is that wat u mean?
^^^^^LMMFAO TRIGGER HAPPY ASS, SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE HIS CLIP AWAY……
LOL BONES STILL TRYNA TO FLIRT…..
bones,
i wouldnt want dome from K.K …i really wouldnt want any contact wit her head in general…just her ass….face-down
You gotta get it all down her throat or no bets. Not a drop wasted for Kim…… eh, any of yall bruhs ever skeet down yo girl(or jumpoff in my case) throat and they take it like a champ, then it be too much and they spit that shit out all on your dick. Then she throw up afterward. That ain’t never happened to any of yall?
@ 1True Diva, how bout Kim K. offers bjs with swallowing if you can shoot all yo nut directly down her throat. No face shots, no teeth or lip, or chin or nech shots, all or nothing. I get to go right after And………. LOl.
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No! What you and “O” want for Christmas is to see Kim K. and Supahead mud wrestling. Or i na baby oil fight!
You know it’s true! You know it’s true! Lol!!
@ O Dot, I saw the prono yesterday, and she gives decent head. I’d let her slob me up and maybe give her a kiss afterward. Why wouldn’t you??
lol @ Bones…shut…your…mouth! lol
Supa ‘d wip dat ass while slurpin’ both of you off!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bones what is your profession?
ice,
i wouldnt mind seeing wat superhead can do with a P….i mean we already kno she ite wit the D…but her P-action will be interesting to see
I’m hungry.
*did not rhyme on purpose*
You’re horny and I’m hungry! Lol!!!
bones,
i dunno bout kissin her afterward lol…you’d be kissin YOU andddd endless celebrity niggas all mixed up on her lips
I think Bones needs to work on a porno set as a fluffer to the flufferers. I dont think he can ever git enough.
LOL, ice…am not!
i will be makin some calls at lunchtime though
LOL DIZZLE NEED TO PUT HIS JIGGA CD AWAY ALL THAT RHYMING AND SHIT……..
BOSSSIP is a little BISH! i type’d the story but the suckas kicked me off and i don’t feel like type’n it ova….lol sorry
Diva you hungry too!?
Got dawg, I need to get out of here!
Dot, Bones is just that kinda freak. I have a new found respect for you Bones.
ps, where is wife’s story?
i think Yiz is hittin on Bones
and booooooooo, wife, booooooo
that shit was long…lol
Texas–
I’m thinking about KFC right now but I’m not trying to argue with the chick behind the counter!
Why I get into an argument at every fast food spot there is? Lol!!
this post died quicker than wizzle and i’s one day sale
B’mama…we can’t get the version of your story that takes the length of time it takes Gary Coleman’s skin to soak up lotion??
That is IF he even puts any on.
He’s like the offspring of ashes and dust.
I thought they were going to ban me from Taco Bell again.
Diva lol!
You better wait to argue until AFTER they hand you your food, they be done put some Kentucky Fried Dooky nuggets or something else crazy as an extra ‘incentive’ in your meal lol.
Or you’ll be sitting in the car like, ‘When they start selling pudding?’
@ Mickit, yes I am. Thank you as well. Respect. I was a banker for a few years in S.E. Michigan and in early 06 my firm went under. I ain’t graduate college so I work a office type job that requires me to make……………………… 65(wow that’s a lot) 30 second survey calls to new members of a prominent health plan here in MI. To answer your question I’m a banker(loan officer) by trade. I am seriously considering going into porn. I got what it takes without bragging but I am a man of God contrary to a lot of my xxx rated posts. We’ll see huh? Why, what do you do?
I’m out you guys! I’ll check back later.
Take care!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR BMAMA TO SEND ME A TICKET TO WHERE SHES AT CAUSE IZ NEED A BREAK.. AND TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS AFTER I FILLED SO MANY TUPPER WARE BOWLS FOR HER FOREVA HUNGRY SELF..
BRING ME TO ALL THE HOT SPOTS..I AM PACKING ALL MY HOOTCHIE CLOTHES…LOL
peaz out ice! stay chilly!
why my moms got a bottle of Tussy cream deodorant on her bathroom counter?? hahaha LMAO
Diva lol!
You better wait to argue until AFTER they hand you your food, they be done put some Kentucky Fried Dooky nuggets or something else crazy as an extra ‘incentive’ in your meal lol.
Or you’ll be sitting in the car like, ‘When they start selling pudding?’
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I know, right? But I want the 4 wing special soooo bad! I’ll try and be nice to the hussy! At least ’til she hand me my bag! If she get smart ima snatch it from her and tell her to have a nice day! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why am i bored now…….
why i was entertained by yall all morning tho….
here it is
my uncle who is a rasta when he was younger like 10, 11 and dinner wasn’t ready for him quick enuff he’d lay out on the floor with fork and knife in hand and beat on the floor “food-e time food-e time” until he got his food….and to this day he’s like 40 something you still hear him saying “food-e time food-e time” when he gets hungry….lol
why my moms got a bottle of Tussy cream deodorant on her bathroom counter?? hahaha LMAO
^^^^^^lmao why they still make that shit?????
why my moms got a bottle of Tussy cream deodorant on her bathroom counter?? hahaha LMAO
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Not the Tussy???????????
Dead for the last time! OK. I’m really, really out this time! Lol!!!
Rebel78
WHY THE HELL I LOVE THE SHIT OUT YOUR GRAVIE(AND THATS SAYING A LOT)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH THELMA AND LOUISE IS ON ….THE ORIGINAL SET IT OFF!!
LOL, wife..worse story ever…
everyone, im out for now…mite be on later..prob not…one of yall can take over security while im gone…peaz out!
all righty then yall ain’t like my story…*shrugs* i guess it’s a family thing…lol
mtw…i still want some Cheetos puffs.
Sidebar: why was this nig all in my face tryna holla, with a bag of Cheetos in his hand?! Cracks and crevices of his teeth were orange.
lol i wish i was home…..watching thelma punk louise,or louise punk thelma, i never knew which one was which…. it’s dead as hell here…..
she a little country..being from the Louisana country and all (real small town outside of Shreveport)…but that Tussy had me layin on the floor holding my sides..cause I just noticed it after being at her house for 4 days!
bye dizzle….
mtw…i still want some Cheetos puffs.
Sidebar: why was this nig all in my face tryna holla, with a bag of Cheetos in his hand?! Cracks and crevices of his teeth were orange.
^^^^^ lol @ least you know yall got something in common yall both like cheezy snacks…..
@FAW
..cause I’m slightly crazy and you relate
* mumble under breath see if i tell any more stories* humpf…lmao
@ B Mama, I guess that’s cute about your Uncle. He’s a rasta so I guess part of the funny is that he is munched out a lot. No?
she a little country..being from the Louisana country and all (real small town outside of Shreveport)…but that Tussy had me layin on the floor holding my sides..cause I just noticed it after being at her house for 4 days!
^^^^^^lmao the kind you gotta dip ya fingers in, or just the regular roll on kind….either way i ain’t even gon lie, i just knew that shit had been discontinued….
aww bones u tryin to make me feel better….that’s sweet…lol there’s a back story that’s funny( well to me anyway) but once i thought about i shouldn’t post u know family bidness and all….but i guess what JAO said was right i’m UNFUNNY….runs and cries in the corner…does *lip tremble*
@MTW
the kind you dip ya fingers in LMAO..SMH SMH
afternoon bitches and hoes!!
its me!!
is it me or does ri ri look like e.t?
hey notch-o-rama!!
B’mama, dont you DARE let JAO make tell you you’re UNFUNNY!
She don’t laugh at NOTHING but the jokes her other personality tells her! Eh!
NOTCH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@Bmama
..phone home,ET phone home.
That movie scurred the he** outta me when I was little.
lol..baby b u still fightin with Jao??
mtw..heffa where the hell you at??..i gotta tell you about this mickey mouse sounding n*gga i hung out with last nite…lol
LMAO @ TX… otay! wipes away tears lol
rebel78 – u got scared of e.t? i thought he was cute in a strange tilt ur head to side, squint your eyes kinda way..yea
Rebel78, i Know right! That lil deformed chocolate m&m looking alien,