Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Rihanna Against AIDS
Posted by Bossip Staff
Here is a promo shot of Rihanna for the H&M “Fashion Against AIDS” campaign. Twenty-five percent of the profits from this line will be donated to AIDS and HIV prevention.
“Fifty percent of the people newly infected with HIV are aged between 15 and 24. There’s an urgent need to do something in this target group. By combining fashion with music in this way we hope to get these young people to stop and think.”
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#1
I like the concept!!
Dammit Gotstrong!!!! Can I live? lol I thought I was gonna be first!!! lol
Where a condom. You can’t look and tell who is infected.
http://www.my*****e.com/GOTSTRONG
Shouldn’t everyone be against AIDS? but I doubt if music and fashion is gonna do anything about it. While they r great outlets to try some folks just don’t give a damn. But like a previous poster said where a damn condom..
WHO THE ***** IS PRO-AIDS….!!! DUH!!
LOL
UH BMAMA STOP READING MY MIND!!
@ FAW
My bizad…tee hee
*sigh*…she’s so beautiful.
wife!
ps, they’re not sayin it like “by the way, rihanna is against AIDS”
they are sayin it like “here is Rihanna, in her Against AIDs campaign”
O DOT… YOU CAN QUIT HUMPIN NOW..LOL
lol, hi faw
ur teeth look extra white this morning
MORNING…….
at least shes doing something constructive i suppose
mtwizzle!
HUBBY!!!
where thee hell is my x-mas present…lmao
Morning mtw!!!
test…….
Mr O Dot
lol, hi faw
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HEY O DOTS ALL OVER MY FLOOR AFTER MEETING MY DOG IN HEAT…LOLL
HOW R U..REJUV’D..LOL
NAAA GOOD MORN BOO
ok so yall click on my name and yall will see my page…..BAM!!!!!!! to patent lol
MTWHOOP THERE IT IS!!! HEY GIRLIE!!
100 oz coffee mug full of a special beverage is already on the way to the Bahamas…itz kinda far, you know
hey bmama and mr bmama and what it do faw and freaky kai……lol
Mr O Dot
ur teeth look extra white this morning
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AND CHICKLET FREASH..LOL
mtwizzle,
ur also from texas? wtf…all you bossip chicks are from texas??!!
yup o’dot you got an issue with us texas gals?????? lol
HA- ***** YOU PATENT LMSSAO
^^^ why is that ***** so funny to me?? AND WHY am i not added to ur friend list…HEFFA lmao
besides, can’t you tell from how i talk where i am from…..i never see anybody on here say “yall” cept ppl from the south…lol
Aww thanks hubby…u so sweet. I got u one of them necklaces that u can wear for too long or overnight cause it will turn ur neck…HOPE U LIKE IT!!
LMAO
‘wizzle,
i say “yall” and im not from the south
*can’t
lol whoever wanna be added to be my friend gotta wiat, this ***** new to me, and my kids bumrushed my ***** offa the pc last nite so they could play some game, so i just fixed a few things and sent P the damn link…….lmao but all of yall can be my friend…….so yall can feel special as hell….
Mr O Dot
ur also from texas? wtf…all you bossip chicks are from texas??!!
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HELLLLLLLLL NAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
NEW ORLEANS!!
GO SAINTS!!
wife, did i mention the special beverage has traces of bleach?
‘wizzle,
i say “yall” and im not from the south
^^^^^^ lol where are you from??????
OK YALL??!!
LOL
on a side note, im secretely jammin to this remix album of “American Gangster” …jigga over marvin gay beats!
Mr O Dot
wife, did i mention the special beverage has traces of bleach?
^^^^^^lmao WHAT THE HELL KINDA *****ERY…..lol he tryna to kill you bmama…..
new york!
Sup MTW, and ALL!
Faw-izzo,
the Saints defense have been helpin me out all season on fantasy football
I KNEW IT O’DOT……LOL EITHER YOU SIAD WHERE YOU WERE FROM B4, OR I AM PSYCHIC……LOL
HEY KAI GOT YA LIST TOGETHER TODAY????
screw the Saints, though…in general
WHY CAN’T I TYPE TODAY……
wife, did i mention the special beverage has traces of bleach?
^^^^^^lmao WHAT THE HELL KINDA *****ERY…..lol he tryna to kill you bmama…..
^^ WHAT IN THE HELL…yea I don’t drink bleach (anymore) lmao
Hi-lo Kai!!
Y’ALL *****s crazy!
^^i say that all the time, ‘wizzle !
LMAO @ BMAMA, WHAT YOU MEAN ANYMORE??????
raspberry bleach! it’z a drink!
…i think
O-DOT
YOU HURT ME
YOU HURT ME DEEPLY
WHY??
GO SAINTS!!
mtw I sent u a request…so add me fool! lol and faw i saw ur comment you have to type in ur special URL http://www.my*****e/ whateva ur name thing is.
i wish i could post songs on here
lol @ MTW dont START! Its too early. Sup BM?
Y’ALL *****s crazy!
^^i say that all the time, ‘wizzle !
^^^^^^ LOL OKAY WHATEVER O’DOT, YALL STILL SAY ***** DIFFERENT FROM US THO, LIKE YO SON, AND YALL TALK FASTER THAN WE DO TOO, I KNOW WHEN ONE OF THE NEW YORK CLIENTS CALL HERE CAUSE THEY TALK SO DAMN FAST…..I BE LIKE WHAT ***** SLOW DOWN AND REPEAT THAT *****…..LOL
LMMFAO @ mtw…i was being silly…lol
Hubby that’s a drink? i like raspberry but um bleach? naw son
KAI???!?!!
I AM NOT “AND ALL” I AM
F-I-N-E-A-S-W-I-N-E
YOU KNOW YOU KNOW ME!!
LOL
GOOD MORN K-A-I
I guess…It is a good idea..to have a w***** be a spokes model GOODY
K BMAMA I GOT YOU IMMA ADD YOU TONITE…..
‘wizzle,
sorry that we dont CHOP & SCREW everythin like Y’ALL do lol…we dont slow ***** down up here….cuz we from newwwwww yooooooorkkk newwwwww yoooooorkkkkkk
LMFAO I will address you PERSONALLY from now on FAW LOL…
OH MTW I SENT U ONE TOO..FROM SWEETEYEREE
Ms. Sugar Walls
I guess…It is a good idea..to have a w***** be a spokes model GOODY
^^^ oh HOT damn…LMMFAO…
@ KAI, I WAS JUST SAYING THO, I GOT A TO DO LIST AND IMMA START DOING ONE EVERYDAY YOU INSPIRED ME YESTERDAY, LIKE TODAY MY LIST IS THIS: BREAK HUBBY OFF, GO TO WORK, GO HOME, COOK, CLEAN, GET DRUNK, SHOWER, BREAK HUBBY OFF AGAIN, SLEEP, IT HELPS TO KEEP MY PRIORITIES IN ORDER……
wife,
sureeee it’s a drink…*hands wife gl***** with smirk on face*…..*takes look at life insurance papers on diner table*
kai
LMFAO I will address you PERSONALLY from now on FAW LOL…
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THANK YOU
CAUSE IZ SPECIAL
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(SHUT UP BMAMA)
Is this a private party post or is anyone invited? LOL
Anyhoo, wear condoms.
*serves wife drink with salt and lime to cover up the toxic stench of clorox*
‘wizzle,
sorry that we dont CHOP & SCREW everythin like Y’ALL do lol…we dont slow ***** down up here….cuz we from newwwwww yooooooorkkk newwwwww yoooooorkkkkkk
^^^^^^ LOL SEE THAT’S ALL I AM SAYING SON, SLOW DOWN SOMETIMES…..
@ FAW, IMMA ADD YOU TOO……
uptowngirl, where’d u get my pic from?!
OH this FOOL is try’n to kil’t me…lol *little does he know *****nic was in his breakfast this morning* want some more scrambled eggs? *sweet smile on face*
LMAO @ O’DOT…….YOU WISH……AHHAHHAHHAHH BMAMA YA HUBBY REALLY AS FINE AS UPTOWN GRAVATAR??????
CAUSE IZ SPECIAL
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(SHUT UP BMAMA)
^^^ WHAT?? *mouf hangs open* lol
Yea and dont forget about the (yellow) MTW LMAO! That is on the “Tentative to change” category.
oh *****! i knew them eggs were a bit DEAD-side up….
….and salty
SINCE WE SPEAKING OF KILLING PPL QUIETLY DID YALL KNOW THAT ANTI-FREEZE TASTES SWEET, SO IF YOU POUR THAT ***** INTO LIKE SOME KOOL-AID A ***** WOULDN’T EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE UNTIL HE WAS LIKE DEAD……LOL I SAW THAT ***** ON BIG LOVE…..
*runs to bathroom*
Is this a private party post or is anyone invited? LOL
^^^ no u r welcomed but we charging a buck fiddy (150) for entrance….lol
Yea and dont forget about the (yellow) MTW LMAO! That is on the “Tentative to change” category.
^^^^^ LMAO TOO EARLY KAI REMEMBER…..
Is there some education bit to this as well? I applaud Rihanna for doing this, but is anyone for AIDS? My guess is that most people are against AIDS. If you’re targeting 15-24 yos, there needs to be an education aspect because the schools apparently aren’t teaching that anymore, especially the under 20 crowd who had Bush’s abstinence only ish.
Mr O Dot
uptowngirl, where’d u get my pic from?!
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LMMFAO
WHY WHEN U SAID THAT I PICTURED A BEERBLLY NEEDING HAIR PLUGS RUBBING SNOT AWAY FROM HIS FACE WITH BARE HANDS FARTING SCRATCHING HIS CROTCH WITH GRAVY ON THE KEY BOARD NICCA!!
UH NOT U O-DOT
oh *****, ‘wizzle….i…so…did…not…know…that…*secretely kicks bottle of recently-used-half-empty anti-freeze under desk…
wife, i hope u drank the coffee i made you this morning!
*keeps eyeing those life insurance papers*
BMAMA YA HUBBY REALLY AS FINE AS UPTOWN GRAVATAR??????
^^^ hell if i know…DAMN i really should have thought about this cyber marriage a bit more…this fool try’n to kil’t me and we was cheap so he ain’t want no ceremony AND i think he got a cyber jump-off TOO.
Oh yea! Dont you find that breaking your man off in the morning time encourages you getting to work late? I could never get here on time.
FAWizzo, thatz *****ed up lol…im over here gettin my identity stolen and you making up fiction
tsk tsk
ok im’a call FAW “wizzo” and MTW “wizzle”
lmao @ faw and o’ dot……
uptowngirl
Is this a private party post or is anyone invited? LOL
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NO!!(SLAMS DOOR AND LOCKS IT)
GO AWAY!!
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JUST KIDDING
wizzo” no lie, that is my son nickname……
HUBBY i know bout them insurance papers I used my womanly was on the insurance agent and that contract is null and void! U AIN’T getting *****
*ways
wife, you know i cyber-love you! i have no cyber-jumpoffs!
i mean, i aint like sOME people wit secret marraiges and stuff…*COUGHHHH PATENT COUGHHHH*
Oh yea! Dont you find that breaking your man off in the morning time encourages you getting to work late? I could never get here on time.
^^^^^^ lmao naw, i tell him look ***** you got 10 min to do you, we are on a tight sch. so …………..GO
…*COUGHHHH PATENT COUGHHHH*
^^
LMMFAO…tee hee
wizzle, LOL…so FAwizzo is ur son?
wife, this jay remix album is SOOO FIREEEEE
THANK YOU O CONNECT THE DOTS!!
FAW WIZZO THATS COOL I LIKES
PRETTY FAW IS WHAT THEY CALL ME!!
BUT MY SURNAME IS FineAsWine-IS-FAN-TAS-TER-AS-TIC!!
(THANKS BMAMA)
LOL
wizzle, LOL…so FAwizzo is ur son?
^^^^^^^NAW SON……lmao fa real my son’s name is AJ and we took that and tuned it into Jizzo Wizzo, then we took the Jizzo off and Kept the Wizzo, you know how we do all our kids got a crazy ***** nickname…
ps, i knew that insurance agent been actin FUNNY to me lately…godddamnitttt
PRETTY FAW IS WHAT THEY CALL ME
^^^^^^^ahhahhahhahhahh stop it heifer lmao
Yall fockers done skimmed over my last ***** lol …**exits thread again**
bmama i am hongreeeeeeee as hell, i refuse to pay 55 cents for a damn bag of cheetos tho…..
me that’s who
wizzo” no lie, that is my son nickname……
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LMAO THAT *WAS* YOUR SON’S NICKNAME
I JUST JACKED HIM!!!
HUH O-DOTTABLES
wife, this jay remix album is SOOO FIREEEEE
yea?? i havent heard it yet.
FAw u so damn silly!
kai i responded to you, these other fools ain’t got no attention spans, they need a to do list to keep them straight…..
LMAO THAT *WAS* YOUR SON’S NICKNAME
^^^^^^imma keep calling you FAW or fan-tas-ta-ras-tic…..so there…..ya damn name jacker…..
bmama i am hongreeeeeeee as hell, i refuse to pay 55 cents for a damn bag of cheetos tho…..
^^^ i got some fruit n nut granola bars, u want some i also have some chex mix and fruit roll-ups what chu want?? oh and thers will be $1.00 service charge…
KAI–OOH U “SENSITIVE” LOL
BREAKIN YA DUDE OFF BEING LATE ALL THE TIME??
THATS WHY I WORK FOR MY SELF…CAUSE MY MAN IS MY MORNING EXERCISE!! AND EVENING CALORIE BURNER..LOL
To Do List:
1. figure out how to post a song on this *****
2. ignore my real work
3. hire private eye to investigate wife’s past marraiges
4. all the while blasting this dope ***** album
wizzo,
yea ima just stick to wizzo. lol…it seems more…REALISTIC than those other names
see o’dot that list puts ***** into perspective huh…
bmama, why the damn service charge……gawd i might as well eat 55 cent cheetos for breakfast…..lmao
5. pump the poison from wife’s breakfast out my stomach
THATS WHY I WORK FOR MY SELF…CAUSE MY MAN IS MY MORNING EXERCISE!! AND EVENING CALORIE BURNER..LOL
^^^^^^ lmao i like that *****, imma have to use that, imma jack ya ***** fa that one fan-tas-ta-raS-TIC
6. steal my picture back from that earlier chick…who’s name i have since forgotten
@FAW/MTW Oh yea u sure did. Im about to start a new convo over in dat Ghostface ***** doll thread. Go and get yo kids one.
3. hire private eye to investigate wife’s past marraiges
^^^ well then I’ll just use my womanly ways on him too unless u get a women then I’ll use my womanly ways on her(no homo)…DAMN that tourettes…..lmao
BMAMA HOW YOU GONNA HAVE A SEVICE CHARGE, WHILE BREAKING YOUR ***** TO MY HOUSE FOR FOOD WITH TUPPERWARE CONTAINERS??
I TOLD YOU YOUR ***** WAS CHEAP!!
LOL
7. videotape wife seducing female private eye
i LOVE that shirt. rihanna looks pretty as usual. i’m *****uming that shirt is part of the line…cuz i will be trying to get that. it’s cute
LOL @ MTWHOOP THERE IT IS
DANG FAW why u wanna put me on blast?? i’m charging a service charge cuz i gotta export whateva mtw wants to damn texas…i gotta charge something….lol
Morning FAW, Mr O Dot, BMama, MTW..
And not everyone is from Texas…Philly in the house!
DONT YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE DEEP IN CONVO TO OUR SELVES, AND SOMEONE POP IN STICKING TO THE TOPIC OF THE POST WE FORGET WE WERE ON??
LOL
hmmmm, thinkin of a name for rebel
hell-whoa Rebel78….
since shouting out where we from and all BAHAMAS!!! by way of florida…lol
Rebel = lizzle ….LOL, im so creative
waddup lizzle!
speakin of philly, anyone see that THS on Will Smith…it was fresh…no pun intended
HI REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE!!!
LOL
DONT YOU LOVE IT WHEN WE DEEP IN CONVO TO OUR SELVES, AND SOMEONE POP IN STICKING TO THE TOPIC OF THE POST WE FORGET WE WERE ON??
LOL
^^^ lmao i usually forget what the oringal topic was and then they remind me…so sad….lol
i don’t think they believe in condoms in hollyweird. And yes I said believe cause they must not be real to them, they don’t ever use them
nope hubby did not see it…But i saw the great debaters on x-mas, it was a good movie..I liked’ed it.
forgot we were in a rihanna/AIDS thread…of which i have only read the title and nothin else
BMAMA
BY THE WAY OF FLORIDA?? WHAT THE HELL THAT MEAN…FLORIDA SAID YOU CAN GO??
LOL (disclaimer:and i do know what it means)
so we got philly, New orleans, dallas, and bahamas…and…….NEWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FLORIDA SAID YOU CAN GO??
LMAO yup jeb bush told me I was TOO wild for florida and they couldn’t cover’n my random crazy-ness!!! lmao
BAM……lmao @ o’dot talking bout he so creative and *****….what can we call you o’dizzle???????
“i aint no ordinary *****/
look around, this aint wat ordinary gets ya/
extraordinary figuresssss/
im an eXTRA-ordinaRY *****aaaa”
jigga!
O-DOT
NEW YORK IS COOL
BUT LOOK AT YOUR MASCOT (MS NEW YORK)…LOL
so we got philly, New orleans, dallas, and bahamas…and…….NEWWWWWWW YOOOOOOOOOOORKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
^^^^^^ lol can’t really shot out Dallas, it don’t even sound right……
‘wizzle,
that’s MR., to you.
LOL
mtw – i want som damn cheez its…lol
lol at ms. new york…i heard she really from the N.O ….oh snap! oh snap!
wife, why denzel aint get nominated for that movie>????????????????????????????????????/
Bahama Mama
mtw – i want som damn cheez its…lol
^^^^i got you but imma have to charge you a 1.00 surcharge fee…..
and his role in A.G did?
itz madness!
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i’m bored, hungry and sleepy…we need to do something about this game anyone? (but i don’t have one) lol
@MTW
O’dizzle is bout as creative as I get too.. notice my posting name!
Bahama Mama
mtw – i want som damn cheez its…lol
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WHY I BOUGHT 2 BIG ***** BOXES OF THOSE MUGGA 3 DAYS AGO AND I CANT FIND NER ONE SQUARE!!LOL
GREEDY MUGGAS
ohhhh i got a game we can play……fav denzel movies GO…..
MISSISSIPPI MASALA-that is my ***** lol
wife, why denzel aint get nominated for that movie
um i don’t but he was really good in the great debaters …maybe they figured the gave him one for train’n day and this movie was less thug-ish…lol
WHY I BOUGHT 2 BIG ***** BOXES OF THOSE MUGGA 3 DAYS AGO AND I CANT FIND NER ONE SQUARE!!LOL
GREEDY MUGGAS
^^^^^^^ why i bought 2 bxs of graham crackers and them suckas gone????? i don’t even like them damn thangs but wizzo, the original one was like mommy i want a graham cracker but it ain’t no more, i was like the ***** it is how yall eat 2 damn boxes of crackers in 2 days???????? them boogers need to get a J-O-B
O DOT
YOU DID NOT JUS SAY “oh snap! oh snap!”
(TURNED MY BACK PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW YOU)
LOL
YES BECAUSE FASHION AND MUSIC WILL MAKE PEOPLE STOP HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX! DONT HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, GO BUY A TRENDY TANK TOP LIKE RIHANNA! OMG WHY DIDNT WE THINK OF THIS EARLIER. THE AIDS EPIDEMIC IN THE 90s COULD HAVE TOTALLY BEEN PREVENTED! DUH!!
What up peoples? Smoked some granddaddy kush last night and am feelin kool like them squares.
shutup lizzle!
wizzle, watchu kno about his movie “Ricochet” ????? FIRE!
All I read was philly in the house!!!! and we are def in the building!!! 215 stand up!!! (I am such a hood rat) lol
fav denzel movies GO…..
^^ i like most of his movies but john q stands out
LOL @ MTWHO GOT GREEDY MUUGAS TOO
where the hell did I come from with that? CAPTIAN RANDOM OVER HERE!!! LOL
wizzo, my bad…that N.O flavor took over me…
what up Bones..
@MTW
Fallen..that movie skurred me for awhile. I like/love all his movies though
didn’t i tell you nucca’s to name yall fav denzel movie…..damn yall attention spans are short…..
PrettymissSunshine,
u dont know about the 212
hi-lo bones and philly miss sunshine….lol oh we are always random…lol
MY FAVORITE DENZEL MOVIE
IS THE ONE WITH HIM RESTRAINING ME AGAINST MY WILL HAND AND ANKLE TIED TO THE BED..HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME
BUT I DID mtw….lol i mean I KNOW my attention spam is short but i did it…lol
@ Mr. O Dot
I don’t know, but I can learn if you teach me!!! lol What movie was that from?
What up Bahama Mama!!!!
@MiStYbLuE
hahaaa..cause us “normal” folks don’t know how to think for ourselves without hollyweird telling us what to do. Heck I didn’t even know about condoms until I saw the Rhiana pic above..hahahahaa
LOL @ MTWHO GOT GREEDY MUUGAS TOO
^^^^^lmao you already know what it is, i swear everytime i look up they got food in they mouth or on they mind…….word for today is job J-O-B…..
wizzo, that actually happened to HIM in “ricochet” …
HI BONES…UHH I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT…LOL
(***** I NEED SOME MORE EXERCISE)LOL
ohhh.. I cried at John Q. I gets sentimental at times..
MY FAVORITE DENZEL MOVIE
IS THE ONE WITH HIM RESTRAINING ME AGAINST MY WILL HAND AND ANKLE TIED TO THE BED..HAVING HIS WAY WITH ME
^^^^^^ oh that one, i think the name of that is QUIT DREAMING CAUSAE PAULETTA WILL BEAT YA *****…….
pretty, 212 = nyc
ima keep sayin RICOCHET until Wizzle recognizes it
What up Bahama Mama!!!!
oh nothing…except i’m hungry and bored AND sleepy..yup
Oh, then I def know about that! I went to St. John’s then transfered to Upenn. Had to come home.
LOL@MTWISHES THAT WAS HER FAVORITE MOVIE TOO
DONT HATE PAULETTA WAS OUTTA TOWN…LOL
wife, thatz i think the anti-freeze is kicking in…that’s why
FAW u NASTY…lol
ima keep sayin RICOCHET until Wizzle recognizes it
^^^^^^^ lol why was i sitting here tryna to think of the name of that movie, and i had typed out a description and was bout to post it then i saw RICOCHET and was like that’s it….that one is also my *****……
AIDS and Africa. Are these the only 2 politically correct causes famous people can be apart of. I smell a conspiracy.
Pretty, I didnt ask for ur biography!
lol, kidding
wife, thatz i think the anti-freeze is kicking in…that’s why
^^ whateva…lol i’m immune to it…lol
@ BAHAMA MAMA
Yo, I want some chicken so bad!!! Who the hell wants fried chicken at 10:25am? Just give me some watermelon and 40 and I’ll be a walking stereo type!! lol
D A L L A S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
good morning everybody
MTW, FAW…BMama & O Dizzle, Rebel……..
…okay I’m out!
sigh…….. I wish people would research the truth on AIDS and HIV. all the money that have been collected over the years. a cure certainly could have been found by now. all the money Elizabeth Taylor and Elton John among many other who gave million. the people that run these spin machines use outright lies and false medical claims to have money poured into their coffers. Riri is just the latest celeb to be given a cause to support yt and his *****ery misleading machine. please people take the time to investigate the lies about HIV which was created by scientist and unleased so they become rich have their gangsta organizations, FDA and Pharmasutical companies terrorize the people with their created “wag the dog” diseases.
LOL@MTWISHES THAT WAS HER FAVORITE MOVIE TOO
DONT HATE PAULETTA WAS OUTTA TOWN…LOL
^^^^^ lmao i am mad cause you talking like the ***** really went down tho……
LOL @ the line “i got an appetite for destruction and you’re a small fry”….JIGGA!
@MR O DOT
well one time in band camp…..LOL
wizzle,
FINALLY…now i can stop sayin RICOCHET…cuz…RICOCHET…was a sickkk movie…yep, RICOCHET…was great…i felt bad for him in that movie
PrettyMissSunshine
@ BAHAMA MAMA
Yo, I want some chicken so bad!!! Who the hell wants fried chicken at 10:25am? Just give me some watermelon and 40 and I’ll be a walking stereo type!! lol
^^^^^^^^ ummmmmmmmmm that would be me, i will eat chicken anytime of the day and not give a damn……….but you can keep the 40 and the watermelon…..
@ Nubian, the debate team’s not in here yet
Snickerizzle A.K.A ICE CREAM BAR A.K.A ICB….
***** the mavs!
w*****up!
why u leavin!
why you gotta dis the MAVS tho dizzle????? lol
LMAO @ prettymiss (no homo) lol
yea wanting fried chicken this early is kinda bad..too early for the clog arteries…You know i think (SHHH i gotta whisper) white ppl does put some kind of addictive something in the chicken so they could kill us slowly…yup LMMFAO
@ pretty, lol…just fast-forward to the flute part
Good Morning Ppls!
Bahama Mama
FAW u NASTY…lol
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THANK YOU
SNICKERS!!!!!!!! how u gon do a drive by???
what’s pop lockin mickit?
wife, that’s just the poison..AHEM poil..ahem oil that ur tasting
mickit, what kinda of gravatar?????? lmao morning to you too….
wife, that’s just the poison..AHEM poil..ahem oil that ur tasting
^^^ IS THAT what it is? whoo *wipes forehead* lol
mickizzle…gotta find a new name for you…mickitizle is too boring…mickyizzle….yizzle….
YIZZLE!
HI SNICKY *****Y!!
HEY MICKIT CRICKIT
SINCE I’m is bored
WHY does fried chicken taste so good?
WHY do Bahamians NOT use their turn’n signals? wth are they just there for pretty?
WHY I can’t get that new damn snoop song outta my head?
WHY do grown ***** men touch on lil children?
now will u guys join in please?
why i aint never been involved on a 1000-post thread?
WHY larry johnson won’t answer my fan mail?
WHY everytime i see grape soda I think of “who loves grape soda, I love grape soda..i do i do i dooo-o?
why *****’s keep calling here looking for ppl that are on vacation
why i still be sayin ’suede’??
why i feel parties in bahamas are on some other *****?! (the good kind)
why i get the feeling larry johnson “watching” any mail he get that is from the bahamas……
why i can’t stop watching saved by the bell, no matter how *****ing old i get, or how many times i have seen all t he damn episodes
@BMAMA
WHY does fried chicken taste so good?
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WHY PEEPS TRY TO MAKE YOU EAT ***** BY SAYING “IT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN”?
AND IM LIKE WELL EFF THAT JUS GIMME CHICKEN THEN!!LOL
WHY ARE YOU LIVE IN THE BAHAMAS AND AINT ON THE BEACH!!THATS WHERE I WOULD BE..LOL
WHY I HATED SNOOPS SONG AT FIRST AND NOW I’M NOT CHANGING THE STATION AND DANCING TO IT NOW…CONSPIRACY..
YES??
why i think kim kardashian a banger? too bad for all that…disease and stuff
WHY I got a glue gun in my office and be using it just cuz i’m bored?
WHY am I so happy my crazy a$$ boss ain’t here?
WHY do i get bored so easily (wait i know that answer)
WHY what lil wayne be sayin be makin me laugh?
WHY do grown ***** men touch on lil children?
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GROWN MEN DONT TOUCH ON LIL CHIRRENS..SICKOS DO
wizzle, why i think zack was a mad cool ***** and he aint even black?
why that snoop song on the radio now……lol
why i get the feeling larry johnson “watching” any mail he get that is from the bahamas……
LMAO!! why David banner always be so sweaty?
GROWN MEN DONT TOUCH ON LIL CHIRRENS..SICKOS DO
^^
ah good point
dizzle, why zach WAS a mad cool ***** the way he hustled ppl and ran them games….
why i also be sayin “vehemently” more often lately?
why jay-z got mad influence on my vocabulary?
LMAO!! why David banner always be so sweaty?
^^^^^^^ why is that a turn on to me…..
why i thought Lisa was a banger?
and why Jesse now a ho for ho-lly-WOOD?
Why is spongebob so damn CORNY?
WHY all the funny kid shows like rugrats and ren and stimpy and Pinky and the brain don’t come on no more?
WHY does ur stomach make that noise when ur hungry? is someone in there?
why chris stokes prob goin to hell?
As ususal, I am lost in this convo.
why was Pink and the Brain the jumpoff? and dont forget Animaniacs!!!!!
oh neva mind I caught up
and u kno RUGRATS is mad corny…
why Spongebob >>>>> rugrats???
WHy do ppl talk during a movie (at the movie house)
Why always sit behind me?
Why one day i’mma throw my soda on them? and say brace yo self fool?
Why I watch dave chappelle repeatedly and LAUGH harder every time?
Why is he not back on televison?
why bmama gon say spongebob corny, like rugrats aint??????
why spongebob got mad hidden adult jokes??
why they kept on putting jesse in them tight ***** yeast infection jeans and she ain’t have not a spec of *****…..
and u kno RUGRATS is mad corny…
why Spongebob >>>>> rugrats???
WHY i thought rugrats was the ish? lol
WHy do ppl talk during a movie (at the movie house)
^^^^^^why bmama just say the movie house???????
why spongebob got mad hidden adult jokes??
^^why i think that ish is soo funny?
why Wizzle and I on the same wavelength today? and today only?
why bmama just say the movie house???????
LMAO why i ain’t no what else to say? i didn’t want to get it confused with wacth’n a movie at the house.
why Squidward mad funny on that show?
Why I dont know wat a movie house is?
why Wizzle and I on the same wavelength today? and today only?
^^^^^^^^why i wanna laugh so damn hard @ that today and today only comment said that ***** like it’s a furniture liqudation sale going on or some *****…..
why wife aint just say “theatre” ???
why my stupid keyboard have the letters stick’n?
why my office phone on silent?
Why i haven’t seen a good scary movie in a while?
Why I be craving chocolate?
LMAO why i ain’t no what else to say? i didn’t want to get it confused with wacth’n a movie at the house.
^^^^^^lmmfatfo why bmama ain’t just say movie THEATER??????
why bmama mo’ country than me and she live on an exoctic island????
why i know she gon tell me to go in the corner offa that last comment
why Wizzle and I on the one-day sale tip?
wife, i wanna go see that scary movie “one missed call” ???
and why should u come to nyc to see it?
Why i haven’t seen a good scary movie in a while?
^^^^^^^why that halloween remake scared the cold t ***** outta my *****
why my daughter watch it and laughed thru the whols *****…..
why i think she gon grow up to be a damn serial killer??????
Why I aint got nothing to say?
Why after I type that, I got this to say?
one-day sale continues:
Mr. O Dot – “why wife aint just say ‘theatre’ ”
Wizzle – “lmmfatfo why bmama ain’t just say movie THEATER??????”
wife, i wanna go see that scary movie “one missed call” ???
^^^^^^lol why i know that movie is gonna consist of 2 things, screaming ho’s and ringing phones, not scary but annoying…..
why i just notice yizzle’s gravatar?
why bmama mo’ country than me and she live on an exoctic island????
why i know she gon tell me to go in the corner offa that last comment
^^why i just didn’t feel like type’n theater?
Why am I country? helleur i grew up in florida? if that ain’t country.
Why the bahamas really ain’t all that exotic? lol
Why is mtw going in the corner?
one-day sale continues:
Mr. O Dot – “why wife aint just say ‘theatre’ ”
Wizzle – “lmmfatfo why bmama ain’t just say movie THEATER??????”
^^^^^^^ lmmfao why we clowning bmama tho, know damn well she my cyber homie…..
why it’s funny as ***** tho….. today and today only….
why wife just put wizzle in her place?
and why should u come to nyc to see it?
LMAO…why if i go to new york the only thing i’mma be doing is SHOPPING! lol
why i still get suicidal when i hear the hook to “sweet”
why is it hot garbage?
Why am I country? helleur i grew up in florida? if that ain’t country
^^^^^^^ why i think florida prolly really is mo country than texas….
why imma bout to ask o’dot do them new york boys like country girls?????
Why aint O Dot realize that Mama Dot CRAVING things. . . . .???
why wife just put wizzle in her place?
^^^^^^lmmfao why imma stfu offa that one and take my country ***** to this corner…..
@ bahama Mama
Is that club called the ZOO still opened over there? When I went to the bahamas, that club was crazy! But that was when I was 17.
WHY mickit made me choke?
Why aint O Dot realize that Mama Dot CRAVING things. . . . .???
^^^^^^why imma bout to say O’DIZZLE, YOU ARE……………………NOT THE FATHER
WHY ARE THERE HIDDEN ADULT JOKES IN CARTOONS??
CAUSE THEY WERE ORIGINALLY INTENDED FOR ADULTS..
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WHY I GOTTA DO A 2 WHEN IM NOT AT HOME??
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
@ pretty miss
Why they burned that bish DOWN! lmao
@ Mr. O Dot
here I go with my life stories again!!lol
@ prettymiss
Why u ain’t saying why?
LOL
@ BM
Are you serious?!? Yo that club was crazy!!! Well all that I could remember since I was drunk outta my mind! lol Im lazy as ish, how im gonna shorten ya whole name to just to letters? lol I didn’t feel like typing it all.
oh , sorry why? lol
LOL at what, O dot??
why wizzle make me spit out some of my sprite??
AYYYYYY what it do, y’all!?
{uh-oh, country alert, lol}
why wife gonna come to nyc to fulfill her cravings?
Why fools at my job be eating damn dog food?
Why after they finish eating it they come to me for Listerine?
WHY i don’t give them none?
WHY is that ish SOOOOOO nasty?
Yizzle, the LOL was at your comment
why u aint know that?
Yizzle, ima just call you Yiz
Ok, Mickit it is.
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
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CAUSE WE GET TIRED OF THEIR COUNTRY *****ES
Why is your wifey ALREADY craving cholocate?
Why O dot has wifey already visited you in NYC?
Why is Mama Dot droppin hints at Papa Dot
WHY AM I BOUT TO REPEAT WHAT IT DO, CUZ THE CREW AIN”T CHECKING FOR ME!?
{looks behind me at the whole Verizon crew}
Do I not have enough ppl!???
@ bahama mama
Where the hell do you work at? lol
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
^^^why this country girl STAY LOVING dem damn country boys……..lol
shawty!
shawtizzle!
shawtizzie!
shaw*****y…there we go…..ur new name: Shaw*****y
why i got everyone covered so far?
@ prettymiss
Why am I really serious?
Why i ain’t get to enjoy it when I came back?
Why I heard the stories about that place?
Why Is TX. all late….HIYA TX!!!!!!
Bahama Mama
Why fools at my job be eating damn dog food?
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WHERE THEHELL U WORK “PURINA”???!!LOL
@ bahama mama
why they burn the club down?
LOL @ verizon ppl
why i still think Shaw*****y the funniest poster?
hello shawt-stacks…..
HIIIIII
TXSHAW-TY…:)
Where the hell do you work at? lol
^^why u don’t wanna kno…lmao
Why country girls like dem city boyz?
^^^why this country girl STAY LOVING dem damn country boys……..lol
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WHY AM I IN AGREEANCE WITH YOU!? lol
Hey O’Dot & B’mama!
Why was i reading earlier that you were making my bbb (best bossip buddy) a Bleach-arita!? lol
girl, that club was fun as hell. I went there almost every night when I was down there. Is that what I want? to keep telling you that I had all this fun and you wanted to go? lol Im sorry
why was it a raspberry flavored???? lmao
WHY AM I IN AGREEANCE WITH YOU!? lol
^^^^^^lol CAUSE THEY ARE THE BEST THAT’S WHY……
MTW, FAW!
The Country Destiny’s Child is up in here lol…ya know those early days when Beyonce couldn’t hide that Texas in her voice for NOTHING!
WHERE THEHELL U WORK “PURINA”???!!LOL
WHY they be eating pedigree?
why they burn the club down?
^^ why i don’t remember? sorry..lol
why i still think Shaw*****y the funniest poster?
^^^ why you haven’t met Sureshot? but TX is more than funny…no homo
Pretty,
why u apply to have ur life told on True Hollywood story????
Why is Mama Dot and Papa droppin havin cyber sex and producing cyber babys?
why was it a raspberry flavored???? lmao
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Why am I bout to p***** you some more clorox for flattering me and saying you think i’m the funniest?! lol
{eyes B’mama}
Girl you know I luhhh you!
why i remember sureshot is wizzle’s cyber-hubby…
why wizzle aint never mention sureshot??
why wizzle hiding her marraige?
why wizzle prob creepin?
Why mickit all up in me and hubby’s cyber bidness? lol KIDDING
Why Tx. tryin to move in on hubby? lol
@ Mr. O DOT
DAMN, what I say now? lol
why Yiz so interested in my marraige?
why Yiz got secretly-recorded cyber-tapes of wife and i?
why wife and i on same wavelength, also
why inquiring minds wanna know . . . .
why wizzle aint never mention sureshot??
why wizzle hiding her marraige?
why wizzle prob creepin?. . . . huh WHY???
Why i ain’t realise that tx. also try’n to kill me? and i thought we was BBF (bossip best friends)
Why I’m so hurt?
@ O’Dot and B’mama…
^^^ why you haven’t met Sureshot? but TX is more than funny…no homo
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Why is Sureshot like my ’sense of humor’ brother from another mother….time….city…state…zip code…you get the point!? lol
why i remember sureshot is wizzle’s cyber-hubby…
why wizzle aint never mention sureshot??
why wizzle hiding her marraige?
why wizzle prob creepin?
^^^^^^ lol why o’dizzle so nosy, what you wanna know?????
Good morning everybody, y’alls posts are very funny as usual.
@ B Mama, cuz Dave got bread.
Why mtw disappered?
Why my stomach holding a damn converstaion with itself?
Why aint no one answering some of these questions??
Why Yiz prob a Bossip journalist?
why Yiz writing a special report that’ll be posted on a “end of the year” thread on bossip’s commenters ????
why Yiz 5-0?
why i got an eye on Yiz? *hides contraband*
why wizzle prob creepin?. . . . huh WHY???
^^^^^^why the ***** i feel like kane in menace II society when bill duke got his ***** in that room @ that table, talking bout “you know you done *****ed up don’t ya…..”
B’mama….NAW I ain’t tryna move in on your man, I’m no cyber-homewrecker!
I wouldn’t help him kill you, i kid, i kid! lol
why ppl not talking about Aids and how 50% of newly infected cases are from those of ages 15-24?
mad depressing eh
why did i answered my own question?
why bones won’t join in?
why i think his why’s would be x rated? lol
Bone Jordon,
Why I got a few questions for you?
Pretty,
why i also think you’re a mole? sent to infiltrate and destroy the bossip elite?
Why aint no one answering some of these questions??
^^^^^why mick ain’t got that the questions are retorical…..lmao
why i think spell retorical wrong?????
WHy I think Bones Jordon is scary?
LOLLL, why i put the red-hot spotlight on wizzle?
WHY do I feel like the spirit of Snoop and Sensual Seduction done possessed ALL of Y”ALL with all these dawg gone ‘wizzle’, ‘fizzle’s, ‘dizzle’s!?
Giving me an eye-ache-izzle up in this bizzle, ya fizzle me!?
why DID you spell RHETORICAL wrong?
Why chinesechickenwings got me want’n some damn chinese?
Why he or she don’t know the 100 post rule?
Why somethimes hell most times we don’t even follow that rule?
Why O dot gonna be my first open and close case?
Why Bones Jordon gonna be the second?
LOLLL, why i put the red-hot spotlight on wizzle?
^^^^^^lol today and today only……
Shaw*****y, why you lying to wife? why you my cohort in attempt to “serve” wife her breakfast this morning?
why DID you spell RHETORICAL wrong?
^^^^^why i know it was an “H” in there somewhere i just didn’t know where to put it…..
Giving me an eye-ache-izzle up in this bizzle, ya fizzle me!
LMMFAO why I think Tx. likes gettin sent in the corner?
why we always gotta play the “why” game why it can’t ever be the who, what or where game????
Congrats to MTW for finally havin a my*****e page!
Can’t wait to see her post some pics of her and her fave Superhero ‘Musty Man’.
YEs?
O’Dizzle
Why in the fizzle you tryna get me wrapped up in this shizzle!?
B’mizzle
Don’t believe the shizzle coming out of his got dizzle lizzles! lol
why MTW wanna break the flow?
why i think some of them (specially the what) would be funny?
wife, why i say no to shaw*****y when she tried to seduce me into killing you and subsequently marrying me and living off the insurance money???
who gonna play those other games with you MTW?
Why?????????????? Yall *****s on it today. Okay I got one, why everytime I make a compliment to a female poster she ignore me……………….or responds kindly yet a bit awkwardly? Why do I think I’d hit B Mama and MTW in real life??? Why did I divulge that? Why like four of the last 20 posts got my name in em? YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
imma man but why dont i know bout that rule?
why didnt i get an email bout this rule?
last 1-why did MTO launch an investigation on lola’s *****?
Why patent stay changing his name?
Why u can’t stick with one name?
Why i think u r a ***** in a box….lmao…KIDDING
Why Whoa?!
Why Me That’s Who got the funniest screen name ever?? Cheez it’s that’s some funny ***** man!!
She actually sounds intelligent. I would never believe someone if they told me that Beyonce made the statement.
why DID you spell RHETORICAL wrong?
^^^^^why i know it was an “H” in there somewhere i just didn’t know where to put it…..
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It’s alright, babe! lol…The ‘h’ is silent, WHY do they even put silent letters in words!?
Huh!? If they wanna be in the word, they need to speak up like all the other letters!
I be ‘r’ and ‘e’ was looking like, ‘when YOU get here? Ain’t *****ody heard you come in the door!’
‘h’: That’s cuz I’m silent!
It’s a conspHHHHiracy, i’m tryna tell y’all!
1more-Why this sound like a long ***** Jada kiss song wit NO hook>?
WHY THE EFF I COOKED ALL THIS FOOD AND AM EATING A TOTINOS PIZZA WITH BEAUCOUP HOT SAUCE!!
@ Chinese Chicken Wingz, cuz they ain’t never seen what a real woman looks like. No…..kidding, cuz they’re some haters who wanna ruin my fantasy of tappin that rotund doonk.
Why do I think I’d hit B Mama and MTW in real life???
^^^^^^ lmmfao why i am really thinking this is shot…….and thanks fa tha compliment boo, why i think i’d let you hit tho in real life?????
thanks DIAB and why he gotta be called musty man yall some haters on the fine-ness that is david banner…
WHY I WANNA MEET MY HUSBAND AT WORK..NEVER MIND I KNOW WHY
why i say no to shaw*****y when she tried to seduce me into killing you and subsequently marrying me and living off the insurance money
^^ why u lie’n? i know Tx. she wouldn’t do that to me.
Why just in case i’mma order some more *****nic?
Why do ppl w/ Stank Dragon breath have so much to say like they a Professor in a 1 1/2 hour lecture?
Damn—This is where it’s at!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi morning’ crew!!!!!!!!
wife, why i say no to shaw*****y when she tried to seduce me into killing you and subsequently marrying me and living off the insurance money???
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{collapses}
LIES, LIES, all LIES I tell you!
{walks up to O’Dot and does the Soap Opera slap. Y’all know the one that’s real quick and O’Dot’s head comes back real quick}
OOH those slaps be funny! lol
why annie aint read the several other non-thread posts before she added her two cents?
why i aint kno wat Shaw*****y last post was about?
why i really do kno wat shaw*****y last post was about?
WHY MY CRACKHEAD FRIENDS KEEP SAYING THEY GOT X-MAS PRESENTS FOR ME…BUT KEEP ASKIN ME FOR SUGAR AND *****
check this mick…….WHO THE ***** SAY BEAUCOUP BUT FAW??????? WHY SHE SAY IT, WHERE SHE GET IT FROM, WHY I CAN’T NEVER STOP LAUGHING WHEN I READ THE *****????????LMSSAO
why didnt i get an email bout this rule?
^^^ why would get an e-mail it’s an unwritten rule..lol
why i think bones is a freak….lol but it’s kool
Why FAW, you gonna git a quicky?
Why I know u better wash ur hands before touchin the keyboard again?
Why I aint tryin to catch cyber coodies?
Why i think u r a ***** in a box….lmao…KIDDING
^^^^^WHT IS THAT SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY TO ME?
HEY TRU *****S DIVA!!
DIVAA!!!!!!!!!!!
B’mama…I shole WOULDN’T do nothing like that to you! lol…{looks at *****nic, thinking, ‘hold up’} lol!
Why are ‘Quickies’ the best sex?
why wife aint respond to my cyber-invite to cyber-nyc to cyber-watch cyber-’one missed call’ and cyber-shop and cyber-fulfill her cyber-cravings
Why diva always be late? lol HIYA DIVA!!
Why Tx. stay makin me laugh?
Why does Faw have crackhead friends?
Why Me That’s Who got the funniest screen name ever?? Cheez it’s that’s some funny ***** man!!
^^^^^WHY I THINK BONES FLIRTING WITH ME?????? WHY I THINK HE LOOK LIKE THAT SKINNY DUDE ON THE 1ST I LOVE NEW YORK……
Why Micky allow her kitty to OVERindulge? Lol!!!!
Why are ‘Quickies’ the best sex?
^^^^^WHY THIS ***** GOTTA START??????
Why am I ’bout to regift a gift?
@ D!ck !n a Box
CAN YOU OPEN THAT BOX 4 ME P3
WHY I JUST REALIZE THAT DIVA IS THE DIVA FROM BACK IN THE DAY WITH THE PLATINUM VOCALS RIGHT?????? HEY GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COP A SQUAT STAY FA AWHILE…
why i dont like quickies?
why i cant get off that quickly? while i need a while?
lol, why that sound like an dating advertisement targeted at the ladies?
why i think if i cyber go to nyc I’ll get cyber kidnapped? lol
BONES want yo booty, MTW! lol
And WHY is MTW being surprised that someone wants to take her bossip booty so funny to me!? lol
why wizzle cheatin on shot…again?
Why? Because my kitty dont know when to stop, its got a mind of it owns- It loves taking shots of all kind * looking around for bjordon* {that nicca betta not touch my young kitty}
O’Dot….
WHY are you advertising with your wife in the room!? lol
smh…Wooooow.
why i dont like quickies?
why i cant get off that quickly? while i need a while?
lol, why that sound like an dating advertisement targeted at the ladies?
^^^^^^WHY I GET THE FEELING YOU BEEN TALKING TO DIAB…..
why no matter what subject we be on it always ends up @ sex?
why all yall some freaks? lol
Why he or she don’t know the 100 post rule?
^ Whats that?
wife, why you dont know it’s just your inhibitions that’ll be kidnapped?
^why was that a mad smooth line?
that must be why they call me mr. o dot
Why–no matter how long I stay away, y’all make me feel loved? Like the prodigal son?
**sniffle. sniffle**!!!
Oh, no homo. R.I.P.
why wizzle cheatin on shot…again?
^^^^^^LMAO WHY IS IT CALLED CHEATING IF HE AIN’T EVEN HERE?????? WHY O’DIZZLE ALL IN MY BIDNESS AND HE NEED TO BE WORRIED BOUT BMAMA KILLING HIS ***** AND GOING BACK TO DIAB……
Mickyizzlelizzlemickitycrickit
Why FAW, you gonna git a quicky?
Why I know u better wash ur hands before touchin the keyboard again?
Why I aint tryin to catch cyber coodies?
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QUICKIES?? I NEED THAT LIKE AIR!! AND AS FAR AS COOTIES….IM HAVE A COOTYFREEZONE BARRIER!!
LOL
WHY are you advertising with your wife in the room!? lol
^^ Why is it okay yall heffa ain’t getting cyber NONE…tee hee
Why–no matter how long I stay away, y’all make me feel loved? Like the prodigal son?
**sniffle. sniffle**!!!
Oh, no homo. R.I.P.
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Why you better grab a tissue cuz ain’t *****ody having a snot fest on MY NEW SWEATER! lol
^why was that a mad smooth line?
that must be why they call me mr. o dot
^^^^^^WHY IMMA BOUT TO THROW UP MY DAMN CHEEZ-IT’S…..
shaw*****y, why i say it SOUNDS LIKE an advertisement…cuz it aINT…
why u just cyber-mad cuz you seduced me wit a bottle of bleach in hand?
Why both MTW and B’MAMA got TWO Bossip lovers each!?
lol
It’s this Noah’s ark?
@ D!ck !n a Box
CAN YOU OPEN THAT BOX 4 ME P3
^^^^^It’s not for me to open. It’s for you to open, besides I can wait for you to open it and look all surprised.
And as you slowly raise your arms to put ya hands over ya mouf, I’m gonna move them hands to the side and (in the words of Swizz Beatz)
Put-put-put-put-put it in YO MOUF!
HO-ah’s ark!? lol!!!!!!!!
WHY I JUST REALIZE THAT DIVA IS THE DIVA FROM BACK IN THE DAY WITH THE PLATINUM VOCALS RIGHT?????? HEY GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL COP A SQUAT STAY FA AWHILE…
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Yup! That’s me and the vocals are STILL platinum! Lol!!!!!!!!
why i dont kno wat DIAB is?
why i hope wife was talkin to shaw*****y?
why i never kno wat Yiz is talkin about?
why i dont think yall even know who “Yiz” is anymore when i refer to her?
Why both MTW and B’MAMA got TWO Bossip lovers each!?
lol
It’s this Noah’s ark?
^^^^^LMAO WHY I HAVEN’T A CLUE WHO MY LOVERS ARE????? SHOT AIN’T HERE AND BJ AIN’T CAME BACK SO I AM SINGLE……
I notice that we’re over the 100 rule. Can we change this sh*t up?
shaw*****y, why i say it SOUNDS LIKE an advertisement…cuz it aINT…
why u just cyber-mad cuz you seduced me wit a bottle of bleach in hand?
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Why are you believing your OWN story!? lol
You tryna get me cyber-caught up in this cyber-web of lies! lol First black Spider-Man.
Shawty
Why I stay up last Noah Ark’s
Why am I addicted?
Why I refuse to fix my spellin mistakes?
^why was that a mad smooth line?
Why it really wasn’t all that smooth? LMAO i kid i kid.
@mtw – why me and patent r soooooo ova….lol
why i died at box’s comment?
why i cant his whole screenname?
why i dont kno wat DIAB is?
^^^^^^LMMFAO PATENT WHY IMMA CALL HIM PATENT LIKE I USED TO OR P3 EFF A ***** IN A BOX……CAUSE *****ODY GETS IT…
Why it really wasn’t all that smooth? LMAO i kid i kid.
^^^^^WHY SHE TALKING BOUT SHE KIDDING CAUSE IT REALLY WASN’T SMOOTH, I DAMN NEAR VOMITED…..LOL
why i died at “first black spiderman” ???
WHy, I meant to say. . .
Why I stay up all nite watching Noah’s Ark?
why wife and wizzle haters?
WHY is P3 like the cyber version of if Diddy and Michael Jackson had a baby!?
Changing more names than diddy, and more faces than Michael??
P3…I think we should call the wedding off, it’s too many love triangles up in here, and I for one, ain’t the best at geometry! Okayyy???!!! lol
Why did I just notice MTW’s cheezits are all gone?
why won’t anyone tell me what the 1oo-post rule is?
Why is coming to this site how I p***** my boredom at work?
Why can I keep my eyes open?
Why Dot, I got a funy sense of humor.
@***** IN THE BOX
Put-put-put-put-put it in YO MOUF!
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YEAH??
OK THEN WE’LL ***** SWAP!!
LOL
lol @ Micky!
Why do ppl respond to farts as if it’s the 1st time they heard or smelt one?
Why we retire’n the word hater for 2008?
Why Diva wanna switch up the flow? what u wanna do diva?? lol
why wife and wizzle haters?
^^^^^why i gotta keep telling o’dizzle, that i am the HATA CREATOR…….
diva, why my cheez-it’s BEEN gone…..lol
why cant Chi mi see that we are answering the question, by showing her/him. . .
why i BEEN seen chi mi’s comment?
and why im too lazy to answer her question?
WHY I want MTW to drive up to my job and bring me some CHEETOS PUFFS!?
Pleeeeeeease?
why won’t anyone tell me what the 1oo-post rule is?
Why is coming to this site how I p***** my boredom at work?
^^^^^^LOL WHY IS THAT ERRRRRBODY’S REASON FOR COMING…..
No. I like the “whys” ’cause you KNOW I got a bunch of ‘em. Lol!!!
why it aint 2008 yet?
so, then why i can still say hater hater hater hater?
LOL why people don’t know the 100 post rule?
why is that once we’ve a 100 comments u go completely off topic?
why sometimes we don’t wait till we hit 100?
WHY I want MTW to drive up to my job and bring me some CHEETOS PUFFS!?
Pleeeeeeease?
^^^^^^^LOL WHY I GOT THE CAR TODAY TOO, BUT WHY I AM NOT BOUT TO DRIVE IT CAUSE IT BRINGS TOO MUCH ATTENTION MY DAMN WAY……
why the one day sale over, wizzle?
suede
Why do ppl respond to farts as if it’s the 1st time they heard or smelt one?
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Why I hit the high note while singing “Silent Night” and pooted? Why I look around like I didn’t do it?
why the one day sale over, wizzle?
^^^^^^LOL WHY YOU DIDN’T KNOW…….TODAY……TODAY ONLY…..
wife, why the kobe trade never went through?
WHY is P3 like the cyber version of if Diddy and Michael Jackson had a baby!?
Changing more names than diddy, and more faces than Michael??
^^^^Why come txshawty aint did her homework, cuz if she did she would know that ery’body on here has changed they name on a regular basis.
P.S. scroll up and see that B-Ma, FAW and mtw have all changed they names just today. And how B-Ma and FAW have changed they gravies as well.
Do ya homework? How you gon be a CSI of Dallas and aint even investigated the ‘Facts’?
But Hey, if Bush say leave ‘No Child Behind’ how bout txshawty just leave her ‘Behind’ aka A$$ over at the Palace?
why i mean the fantasy basketball kobe trade?
@ SHAWTY, WHY I LOOOOOOOOOVE THAT DAMN MY DOUGIE SONG BY LIL WILL
WHY I THINK AIN’T *****ODY ELSE GON KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING BOUT BUT SHAWTY….LOL
Why is this bananna on my desk looking a little more than just appetizing?
Why am I really missing my boyfriend, even though he’s still in the dog-house with me?
Why am I sitting at work with absolutely nothing to do?
why this dude on the phone stay flirtin with me? um eww i’m try’n to get my damn p.o not cho *****…
WHY is the 100-post rule a FAKE cuz we each post ONE on-topic comment and after that everybody catches an outbreak of A.D.D?!
Ain’t no such-uh thang as being on-topic! Matter fact, I don’t even know if it’s English! Matter of FACT they’re FIGHTING WORDS!
What you call me?! A ‘topic-stayer-on-er’?! Them there is fighting words!
why we still in today though?
why i spit out more sprite?
why am I glad about that?
WHY I STILL DON’T GET THAT FANTASY BALL *****, HOW YOU GON TRADE A PLAYER BUT YOU DOING IT FA PLAY PLAY????????
Why did I get a Karoke machine for Christmas and why am elated over it? Lol!!
WHY YUR NAME IS CHI MI…LOL
Why am I really missing my boyfriend, even though he’s still in the dog-house with me?
^^^^^WHY IMMA BOUT TO TELL YOU EFF HIM CAUSE ALL MEN SUCK……SPECIALLY MINE….
Why am I still thinking about giving the cleaning man some?
why i nominate myself as the blog police?
duties:
-attack those who stay on thread topic
-keep an eye out for nahnah
-protect the bossip elite from new haters
DAMN MTW WADID HE DO??
YOU BURNT THE CREAM OF WHEAT..AND HE WENT OFF
Why Noah from the Ark make me wanna call up my ex boyfriend??
Why Imma bout to check the credits from a few of the shows cause I think this dude I went to school with be on that show?
wizzle, why is fantasty bball fake competition from real stats?
^why was that my attempt at answering ur question?
1TruDiva from Keta’s ‘puter dammit!!
Why am I still thinking about giving the cleaning man some?
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UGHHH AND I BET U CANT WAIT TO PLUNGER HIM??!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LMAO why i think hubby has “thing” for nahnah?
Why i can’t stop laughing at Diva thinking bout giving the cleaning man some?
I’m seriously thinking of regifting some things I got for Christmas…
Like, I can give my decorated Christams Edition condoms to……SUPAhead! Lol!!!
Why am I still thinking about giving the cleaning man some?
^^^^^^ why i spit all my damn *****e out when i read that *****…..
@ faw, lmao naw that nucca don’t eat cream of wheat, he ain’t do nothing today, but he will………lol that is why they all suck cause they always gotta ***** up…….
why people watch noah ark?
Why ‘How come’ and ‘Why’ questions can be used interchangeably?
E.g. How come all I’m flirtin w/ is girls w/ dudes?
How come girls in relationships are tellin me to ‘Put it down’ cuz they man is a ‘Pre-mie’?
WHY come I’m out for the semester, P3, so anything with the word ‘homework’, ‘due’, ‘major’, ‘minor’, ‘research’, ‘essay’, etc, is gone get IGNORED and REJECTED outta the my*****e of my brain!?
And mtw, FAW, and B’mama, did NOT technically change their names, they merely added phrases/words TO them, so althought their gravies have changed, I am still able to recognize who they are!
B’mama…remains Bahama mama
MTW…remains MTW, and even if she changed her name, I’d recognize David Benners sweaty fat back as the gravy.
FAW…remains FAW, and will ALWAYS have a picture of someone with a YUCK mouth as her gravy!
Dang.
wizzle, why is fantasty bball fake competition from real stats?
^why was that my attempt at answering ur question?
^^^^^^^ lol why i don’t care????? thanks anyway
Why I endorse the nomination MR DOT as blog police.
“LMAO why i think hubby has “thing” for nahnah?”
why that is like saying batman has a thing for catwoman?
oh wait…he did…
LOL but, why this aint the same case?
**David BANNER lol
Mtw…I do know that Dougie song lol!
MTW…remains MTW, and even if she changed her name, I’d recognize David Benners sweaty fat back as the gravy.
^^^^^^^WHY I AM NEVER CHANGING MY GRAVATAR LMAO
Why I second that nomination?
*handing O dot my badge and whistle*
Mtw…I do know that Dougie song lol!
^^^^^WHY IS THAT MY JOINT…….LOL EVERYTIME IT COME ON I BE DANCING @ MY DESK AND *****…..
WHY YUR NAME IS CHI MI…LOL
^^^ Because I’m from Chicago
Why I just looooove Kanye w/ is arrogant *****?
Why do I get the feeling that I’m such a youngin’?
Why am I craving macaroni & cheese with the burnt cheese on top?
why i hate wizzle?
why the wavelength we were ridin on today turned into the usual typhoon?
why the word typoon kinda funny?
why im serious about being blog police?
AND TXSHAWTY REMAINS A FACELESS INDIVIDUAL WHO SHALL COMMITT ALL KINDS OF CRIMES WITH NO WITNESSES TO COME FORWARD..LOL
Why looking at Jay-Z wanna make me switch from Newports to Camels?
WHY I THINK O’DIZZLE GON BE A CROOKED ***** COP????
Micky why do i SECOND that nomination lol…give him something to do!
Why, O dot got a sidekick by the name of WOW, she throws flaggs (tied around a rock)at on topic posters.
Why I know all the words to “we are the world?”
Chi mi
Why I lurves Knaye too, but i’m not from the chi.
AND TXSHAWTY REMAINS A FACELESS INDIVIDUAL WHO SHALL COMMITT ALL KINDS OF CRIMES WITH NO WITNESSES TO COME FORWARD..LOL
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Why I keep forgetting to log onto bossip and upload a gravy everytime I get home!? lol
But you’ve just given me another reason to remain faceless lol!
Hi everyone!
why i hate wizzle?
^^^^^^WHY I KNOW HE DON’T MEAN THAT *****…..LOL
O dot, you will work for Micky D’s fries. Pls see WOW for payment.
How come I’m tempted to go over this ‘Amazon’s’ crib and let her play w/ my ‘Joystick’ as if she playin a Wii game?
Hopefully I get snowed in and have to ‘keep her company’.
Yes?
LMAO why is there 6 new post? no wonder we have this room all to ourselves…
Why the kids lose some of the pieces to the puzzle? all-dam-ready!!!
why i dont kno wat “wow” is?
why shaw*****y late wit the 2nd-ning of the nomination?
why i really will be a crooked blog cop?
Why, Hell-low Ms B!
O-DOT
RE:why im serious about being blog police?
ARE YOU WAITING FOR ME TO CALL A FORMAL MEETING….HEAR YE HEAR YE OFFICIAL VOTING TIME WILL SOON BE ANNONCED FOR THE NEWEST BLOG PATROL OFFICER..LOL
I’LL LET YOU KNOW
YOU’LL SEE IT IN PRINT SOON.STAY POSTED…
ALL OTHERS …GET OUT AND VOTE, VOTE OR DIE!!
Why looking at Jay-Z wanna make me switch from Newports to Camels?
^LOL
Why O dot, pls tell us WHY you really wanna be a crooked blog cop?
And mtw, FAW, and B’mama, did NOT technically change their names, they merely added phrases/words TO them, so althought their gravies have changed, I am still able to recognize who they are!
^^^How come txshawty doesn’t realize that she does the same thing to recognize me? Although my name and gravie changes I always leave a clue that its me.
Like my name is ‘Dexter’ or some *****.
No?
How come I’m tempted to go over this ‘Amazon’s’ crib and let her play w/ my ‘Joystick’ as if she playin a Wii game?
^^^^^^^WHY DO THIS ***** INSIST ON TELLING US FAIRYTALES BMAMA PLEASE TELL ME
Hi Miss Beasley! Long time no see!
why i just gave up on this bottle at sprite when i read Wizzo’s comment????
HERE YE HERE YE….LMAAAOOO
1TruDiva from Keta’s ‘puter dammit!!
Why I know all the words to “we are the world?”
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CAUSE U SUNG IT AT YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION…LOL
Hi Mickit aka something different errtime I cyber see you
HEY MRS B……
LMAO @ FAW TALKING BOUT VOTE OR DIE, THEN IMMA JUST DIE IF O’DIZZLE GON BE THE CROOKED ***** SHERRIF IN HERE WE CIVILIANS WILL NEVER GET ANY JUSTICE…..HE PROLLY GON TRY TO OUTLAW MY GRAVATAR….
Jersey is in the building! What It do!
Why dees kids got all these dammin toys and there outside.
Playin with rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 5 “W’s” of WOW. .
WOW is a newbie
WOW issues Flaggs for on topic posters
WOW has been doing this for about a month
WOW is good at her job
Why didnt you know this?
1Tru Diva singin ‘We Are the World’:
‘We Are the World!
And I just pooted!
We are the ones that make a messed up face.
So stop inhaling!
Hey 1Tru! I know it’s been a hot minute…what chall doin in here
WHY DO THIS ***** INSIST ON TELLING US FAIRYTALES BMAMA PLEASE TELL ME
^^^^
LMMFAO….why i think he be believe’n them?
Why I think Russell Simmons is related to ET?
Why was my family watching the VH1 show about all the hiphop couples on Christmas and my Auntie knew more about it than the young folks?
Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?
Hi-lo miss beasly
NO!
Why it colder than a mugga, yes mugga, in here?
Why i also hate Yiz???
Why i almost serve ‘Brownie’ a ticket, but realized he wasnt on topic technically?
why im sad to say that wizzle is part of the Bossip elite? and my duties only lie in attacking the debaters/on-topic people/and enemies of the elite ?
LMMFAO @ BMAMA
WHY LOUIS FARAKAN SON 48 AND LIVING OFFA HIM AND *****????? AAHHAHHAHHAHH HOW THE HELL YOU GON BE DAMN NEAR 50 STILL CALLING YA DADDY TO SEND YOU SOME MONEY……
why is my damn office so cold I think the boss is try’n to preserve us and steal our organs?
why am I bored now, i thinks we new something new…damn my a.d.d.
DAMNIT, why I be uckin up?!?!
Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?
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Why I’m thinking ’bout gettin’ some–for old times sake?
why im sad to say that wizzle is part of the Bossip elite? and my duties only lie in attacking the debaters/on-topic people/and enemies of the elite ?
^^^^^^LMAO WHY YOU GOT TO BE SAD TO SAY IT DIZZLE?????? DAMN TODAY….TODAY ONLY…..
chi mi: “Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?”
why women always runnin back to their dudes for the D ? lol ? why men rule the world?
Why hate Yiz, wait who is Yiz??
For the good times?
Do that to me one more time.
Hit me with your best shot..fire awaaaaayyy!
Why I still have my coat on with the fur around the hood, looking like a young MJB?!
And WHY do I love the fact that Mary sings like she rapping?! lol
why women always runnin back to their dudes for the D ? lol ? why men rule the world?
^^ why is u so wrong…lol women rule the world thank ya!
Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?
^^^^^^^^^^
WHY I AM GLAD I AM MARRIED CAUSE I CAN GET IT WHEN I WANT IT MAD OR NOT…..
Bahama Mama
why is my damn office so cold I think the boss is try’n to preserve us and steal our organs?
DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why i aint figure out a name for diva yet?
mickit= Yiz…why is that a duh?
Why am I craving macaroni & cheese with the burnt cheese on top?
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WHY I BAKED SOME LAST NIGHT…WANT SOME??
txshawty
Why I still have my coat on with the fur around the hood, looking like a young MJB?!
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Why you sittin’ at your desk lookin’ like an Eskimo?
Why am I through with dudes for the remainder of the day! lol…I needa break.
wife, why women cant live witout the d? for example, your cyber-ticket to nyc is in the mail
WHY I BAKED SOME LAST NIGHT…WANT SOME??
^^^^^^lol why wizzo always cooking, why i get the feeling her kitchen is like a mess hall, *****s stay in there eating and *****?????
^^Diva! lol Why is that true! And WHY don’t I care b/c chill bumps ain’t what’s hot in the street! lol
Why “Why hate Yiz, wait who is Yiz??” a DUH, joke?!
why one of my new years resoultions is to join a gym?
why i don’t think that resoultion is gonna happen…lol
LOL @ “Why you sittin’ at your desk lookin’ like an Eskimo?”
hmmm…
TruDiva..Diva…platinum…plat…diamond…iced out…ICE
TruDiva; ur new name to me now is ice
wife, why women cant live witout the d?
^^^^^why imma bout to put my 2 cents in, TRUST DIZZLE WE CAN LIVE W/O IT, YALL CAN’T, WE RUN THIS ***** HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE, CAUSE YA DADDY COULDN’T STAY OUT YA MOMMA, THAT IS HOW WE ALL GOT HERE…..LMAO
B’mama, why did I join one 2 weeks ago! lol
Mr O Dot
chi mi: “Why I’m thinking about calling a truce with my bf for the moment because I’m in NEED?”
why women always runnin back to their dudes for the D ? lol ? why men rule the world?
^^^Why is he going back in the dog house after he fills my order?
No, women still rule the world, but my mamma always told me “Never cut off your nose to spite your face”.
So, yes I still run it, and my man knows I still run it. Thats why a woman can put her man in the dog house and he sits there and or paws at his home door to get back in. Ya dig?
Why did I just have a lil weezy moment right there?
Lol @ tx!!!!!!!!!!
Why the mailman been parked over here for about an hour. On his cell phone?
I swear, I should….
TruDiva; ur new name to me now is ice
^^^^^^LOL IS THAT LIKE ONE OF YA NEW LAWS, DO WE HAVE TO CALL HER ICE CAUSE IMMA KEEP CALLING HER DIVA…..
Why am I the neighbor that notices everything?
wife, why women cant live witout the d? for example, your cyber-ticket to nyc is in the mail
and LIKE men can live w/o some P since we shorten’n the words down…lol
Mick ME!
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WHY U STEALIN MY “MUGGA”
Why the mailman been parked over here for about an hour. On his cell phone?
I swear, I should….
^^^^^^LOL WHY I KNOW THAT MAILMAN BLACK?????
wife, why women cant live witout the d?
^^^^^why imma bout to put my 2 cents in, TRUST DIZZLE WE CAN LIVE W/O IT, YALL CAN’T, WE RUN THIS ***** HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE, CAUSE YA DADDY COULDN’T STAY OUT YA MOMMA, THAT IS HOW WE ALL GOT HERE…..LMAO
^^^^Ummm… didn’t you learn in Sunday School that it was Eve that humped the Debble? So it all goes back to Eve bein the 1st to ‘try it out’.
YEs?
MTW…why are you going to the corner for ETERNITY for making me think that of my parents when we ALL know, they don’t even have sexual organs! lol
Actually– I LIKE IT! Did I show you my diamond encrusted laptop?
me that’s who cheez-it’s are all gone
wife, why women cant live witout the d?
^^^^^why imma bout to put my 2 cents in, TRUST DIZZLE WE CAN LIVE W/O IT, YALL CAN’T, WE RUN THIS ***** HOW YOU THINK YOU GOT HERE, CAUSE YA DADDY COULDN’T STAY OUT YA MOMMA, THAT IS HOW WE ALL GOT HERE…..LMAO
^^^^ LMFAO
Why was that so damn hilarious to me?
Why am I the neighbor that notices everything?
^^^^^^UGHHHHHH WHY MY HUBBY IS THAT IN OUR NEIGHBORHOOD, NOSY ***** KNOW EVERYBODY AND EVERYTHING……
MTWILLING-TO-SELL-OUT-FOR-HER-MAN-*****
LOL- ME TOO
*****ED OFF SEX IS THE BEST..ANGER IS A BEAST..LOL
Why I post a comment so fast then have to go back up to read the ones waaayy before mine? Like I got cyber ADD or some sh*t!!!
I’M BORED!
I’m BORED
I’m BORED
I’m BORED
yup
@ wizzle and chi mi,
the difference though is that when yall are in need yall run back to the same dish…when dudes are in need and they in the dog-house, they dont see anythin wrong wit picking different dish…if the main dinner aint there, try the appetizer!
Diva um we all have a.d.d lol
How come if women didn’t have they ‘Monthly Pledge Week’ they’d be more hornier than men?
^^^^Ummm… didn’t you learn in Sunday School that it was Eve that humped the Debble? So it all goes back to Eve bein the 1st to ‘try it out’.
YEs?
^^^^^^LMAO IN MY HOUSE NAW IT DON’T WORK THAT WAY PROLLY CAUSE MY MAN GET A HARD ON FROM JUST SMELLING MY *****, SO IF I AM *****ED @ HIM IMMA COME TO BED BUCK ***** NEKID PUT ALL MY SOFTNESS ALL OVER HIM AND TELL HIS ***** NO WHEN HE TRY SOME *****, HE CAN’T DO THAT THO, HE HAS NO CONTROL, NONE OF YALL DO…..SO THERE THAT IS MY THEORY THE END…..
B Mama–
Why is 1000 hits the new 200?
Why FAW act like she dont know it’s Mickit? And be typing out all my alias instead of using Mickit?
Why you gonna act special??
MTWILLING-TO-SELL-OUT-FOR-HER-MAN-*****
^^^^^LOL FASTER THAN P3 CAN MAKE UP A FAIRYTALE……
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women….but yea woman r a bit hornier but we can control that ish
@ ice,
i knew you’d like the name
@ shaw*****y, why ur parents humping right now?
B Mama–
Why is 1000 hits the new 200?
Um what? lol it could be cuz i’m hungry or bored but i don’t know what chu mean
Why is 1000 hits the new 200?
^^^^ I’ll be damn! We worked our *****s off to git to 1000, last weekend. It will not be defaced in such a manner!
How come women will want to screw on they ‘Monthly Pledge Week’?
If that aint the nastiest ***** for a Sex Fiend I don’t know what is.
So in conclusion (shout out to txshawty the student) I would surmise to say that women ‘need’ the ‘D’ more than we.
‘And this is for the Girls that be loving ‘THE D’ (Twista and Kells)
@ Mr O Dot
See, that’s another difference…a woman, no a LADY, isn’t letting just anybody eat off her plate, but a man…*****, a man will eat off almost any plate if they offering to cook.
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women
^^^^^^and ewwwwwwww to the ones it don’t stop, lol
Why FAW act like she dont know it’s Mickit? And be typing out all my alias instead of using Mickit?
Why you gonna act special??
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Dead! Again, prop me on the “do this in rememberance of me table”
and don’t forget my orange lipstick.
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women….but yea woman r a bit hornier but we can control that ish
^^^^ that ish dont stop most men, from doing both dues.
LOL
“man im missing the days, when you needed the D”
jigga!
^^^^^^and ewwwwwwww to the ones it don’t stop, lol
^^^ i know! a fool touch me during that time he is likely to broken in half….lol
So in conclusion (shout out to txshawty the student) I would surmise to say that women ‘need’ the ‘D’ more than we.
‘And this is for the Girls that be loving ‘THE D’ (Twista and Kells)
^^^^^^^lmao @ the shout-out to the student in here……i love it, but it’s only 5 days *****, i can wait till it’s over, aand quit acting like ya ***** ain’t hit a female why she was cycleing……well, never mind, you too ***** ***** fa that *****, you’d be worried bout her messing ya damn 1000TC sheets up…….
OK. Let’s see— I can regift my “How to learn to Sing in eight days” CD to… Kelly Rowland.
How come, women are the sneakiest ‘Cheaters’ in the world?
You wanna know why? I tell you why?
Cuz them *****s know they can’t do w/o it.
Some of the women on Bossip now, done cheater or got some ‘Outside’ D!ck in the last week.
Yes?
O’Dot…why did their sexual organs fall off after my lil brother and they can’t NEVER EVER EVER EVER have sex no more!?
HUH!
And I know for a fact cuz mama told us to clean the house and when I wuz hoovering the house, I started hoovering under teh bed and BAM! There they were! Both of their ‘junk’ was just laying on the floor {i guess they re-attach them mugs whenever they ready to get it on}, but I threw them mugs away! I made SURE I did! lol I chunked those mugs {throwing ***** and va-jay-jay out the door} GEDD-AH-DDA-HERE!
I can regift my opened bag of cheetos to..Britney.
what up people? Who’s up in here?
why this convo turn gross rite quick?
that montly pledge don’t stop SOME women
^^^ now, to me, that just f*cking disgusting
well, never mind, you too ***** ***** fa that *****, you’d be worried bout her messing ya damn 1000TC sheets up…….
^^^Goyle (girl) you know me like the vein on my D!ck, don’t you?
chi mi,
they dont eat off any plate cuz they mesmerized by the D…CUZZZZZ men rule the world…
THE D’ (Twista and Kells). . .
Why am I one of the gurls that like to “keep the ick upside her??”
well, never mind, you too ***** ***** fa that *****, you’d be worried bout her messing ya damn 1000TC sheets up
^^^ HA! lmao or his white couch….EFF yo couch nicca!
thanks for the shoutout..lol!
Some of the women on Bossip now, done cheater or got some ‘Outside’ D!ck in the last week.
Yes?
^^^^^^^NOPE……
what it do SBM with ya kool-aid smiling self……lol
@Chi Mi..”See, that’s another difference…a woman, no a LADY, isn’t letting just anybody eat off her plate, but a man…*****, a man will eat off almost any plate if they offering to cook.”
lol if it’s barbecue i’m there..
shaw*****y, why you tryin to convince urself?
why ur parents on that 69 tip as we speak??
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
they dont eat off any plate cuz they mesmerized by the D…CUZZZZZ men rule the world…
so what about lesbians?
Why the hell are we still on this topic?
hi-lo SBM no gravie today?
why *****ody come in here on-topic since i became the blog police?
why?
cuz they kno better!
^^^ HA! lmao or his white couch….EFF yo couch nicca!
^^^^^^ahhahhahhahh he’d be like what?!?! you having ya pledge ma, you gotta take yo simple A$$ home then, i refuse to have my home tainted with that *****……***** it, let me hit rite quick, THEN imma take ya simple A$$ home……
Why MY sheets only 300TC?
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
^^^LMMFAO….oh that is so wrong yet so funny
PSS*****. .
I tryna find me some outside, inhouse, around the corner and under the desk at work , ***** right now. Taking applications. Pls send Resumes to the link above. {tee-hee}
LOL chi mi,
even lesbians use *****s…cuz they need the ddddddddd LOL
O’DOT!!
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Why you doing this to me? lol
My questions used to be too much for my mama lol!
why *****ody come in here on-topic since i became the blog police?
why?
cuz they kno better!
^^^^^lmmfao why o’dizzle think he top flight security of the world………
ewwww @ Yiz
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
^^Is she a special needs child?
Why am I trying to be politically correct?
Why I get checkers for Christmas?
Why MY sheets only 300TC?
^^^^^^lmmfao why p3 wouldn’t even deal with yo’ simple ***** then, join the club girl join the club…….ahhahhahhahhahhahhahh man i fell the funny coming on patent, i feel it…….
ahhahhahhahh he’d be like what?!?! you having ya pledge ma, you gotta take yo simple A$$ home then, i refuse to have my home tainted with that *****……***** it, let me hit rite quick, THEN imma take ya simple A$$ home……
^^^ LMMFAO then he gon realize that she ain’t take her shoes off at the door so he gon just kick her a$$ out half nekid and ***** and she gone break his gl***** vase….lmao
wizzle, am i though?
shaw*****y, imagine if u walked in on a money-shot scene? LOLLLL …by ur parents???
@MICKIT TRICKIT
I KNOW WHO U IZ…
Why you gonna act special??
I IZ
RE:
Why this girl next door to my daughter is 8 years old and in pull-ups?
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WHY do those kids be on those commercials talkin bout how they’re 13 years old and having bladder problems! Now if your friends at the slumber party don’t know, WHY IN PUREX SMELLING HELLO KITTY would you get on NATIONAL TELEVISION and tell erbody not to tell *****ODY!? HUH?
^^Is she a special needs child?
Why am I trying to be politically correct?
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Naw, she just lazy. And why she outside with a slice of sweet potato pie? Runnin’ behind all the kids. Breathin all hard!!
^^^ LMMFAO then he gon realize that she ain’t take her shoes off at the door so he gon just kick her a$$ out half nekid and ***** and she gone break his gl***** vase….lmao
^^^^^^then she gon holla ***** EFF YO COUCH….
uhhhhhhhh yeah dizzle you got the pepper spray and the tazer to prove it boo, you top flight…..lol
Mr O’Dot…I am officially through, done, and finished with you for today.
You are being ignored.
O’dot…ahhh who am I kidding, not I’m not! lol
WHY do those kids be on those commercials talkin bout how they’re 13 years old and having bladder problems! Now if your friends at the slumber party don’t know, WHY IN PUREX SMELLING HELLO KITTY would you get on NATIONAL TELEVISION and tell erbody not to tell *****ODY!? HUH?
^^^^^^lmmfao is the state of texas paying for ya schooling, cause if so i want my damn tax dollars back, you are too damn crazy fa me shawty, ahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahhahh 13 *****ing on they self, lawd whooooo only shawty can notice that tho…..
I have x-mas leftovers for lunch….yum-o!!!
Why am I ready to play a game????
wizzle,
***** that…the pepper spray will be a warning shot…the shot comes from the AK to the violators
Naw, she just lazy. And why she outside with a slice of sweet potato pie? Runnin’ behind all the kids. Breathin all hard!!
^^^^^^^lmmfao diva you making this ***** up??????? ahhahhahhahhahh my tummy hurts from laughing too much @ yall……
Why do I wanna post my REAL Christmas wish list?
Like…all I want for Christmas is….
Bobby and Whitney back together. again. Lol!!
LOL shaw*****y, i almost believed you! i was gonna keep goin endlessly if u were serious lolllll
Why am I ready to play a game????
^^ u name it and i’m there….lol
mtw..lol…nuh uh!
Those kids be on there sporting MUSTACHES talking bout they cant hold they’re water and are scared to go to slumber parties and PEE on they’re friend….when are they gonna learn, if you hang with R Kelly, he wouldn’t mind, he’d return the favor
1TruDiva from Keta’s ‘puter dammit!!
Why MY sheets only 300TC?
——————WTF YALL TALKIN BOUT 300 TC’S AND *****??
MY ***** IS DIRTY OR CLEAN!!! …LOL
Why am I fallin asleep at the keyboard??
wizzle,
***** that…the pepper spray will be a warning shot…the shot comes from the AK to the violators
^^^^^^see yall done voted this fool in as a copper, he ready to blast on innocent ppl cause they off topic and *****, next person come in here getting a bullet up they ***** for nothing, watch…..
ok..someone tell me how in the hell can this thread get 600 hits?? WTF are yall talking about??
Naw, she just lazy. And why she outside with a slice of sweet potato pie? Runnin’ behind all the kids. Breathin all hard!!
^^^^^^^lmmfao diva you making this ***** up??????? ahhahhahhahhahh my tummy hurts from laughing too much @ yall……
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I Swaerr! real talk! You know when I type “real talk” that sh*t is REAL! I was just lookin’ at her now..all the kids keep running away from her. Why she drop her pie, look around and pick it up??!!
we at 600???
ice, all i want for christmas is….
for kim kardashian to offer free lapdances to bossip bloggers…in alphabetical name order – starting with M
What came we playing Diva???
txshawty
PUREX…U SHOP AT FAMILY DOLLAR HUH..I KNOW I SAW YOU THERE.
*game*
Those kids be on there sporting MUSTACHES talking bout they cant hold they’re water and are scared to go to slumber parties and PEE on they’re friend….when are they gonna learn, if you hang with R Kelly, he wouldn’t mind, he’d return the favor
^^^^^^ DEAD, I SWEAR SHAWTY I AM THRU, YOU DONE RAN ME OUTTA HERE TALKING BOUT THEM KIDS GOT MUSTACHES AND *****, OHHHHHH MAN…….
EFF BLONDE HAIR ON PINK FACES
wizzle, why am i waiting for an unsuspecting blogger to come in here talkin about some “rihanna looks pretty” type *****?
Well Ms. Sugar we r off topic (as usual) and at the moment i have no idea what we r talking about. but i have good news!!! I just save money by switching to geico….lol
Mickit???
You sleep? you sleep? *gently shaking Mickit*
**s-l-o-w-ly eases cup of gin and juice from her grasp**
OK. I’ll just hold your drink for you, Mickit!
That’s what friends are for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just died
again
@
“Well Ms. Sugar we r off topic (as usual) and at the moment i have no idea what we r talking about. but i have good news!!! I just save money by switching to geico….lol”
LMAO @ u mama
I Swaerr! real talk! You know when I type “real talk” that sh*t is REAL! I was just lookin’ at her now..all the kids keep running away from her. Why she drop her pie, look around and pick it up??!!
^^^^^^^WTF YOU LIVE, SOME BACKWOODS SOMEWHERE, AND CAN YOU SEE THE PULLUP ON HER OR WHAT????? WHY CPS AIN’T COME AND GET HER ***** FROM HER PARENTS, SHE 8 IN A DAMN PULLUP, ONCE YOU START WALKING YOU GETTING YA ***** ON A TOILET……EFF WHAT YA HEARD…..LMMFATFO
ice, u get my wish? make that happen for me
^^LMAOOOO! What this all about!
I like the game you were playing the other day. The guessing game. Or the old school song game.
wizzle, why am i waiting for an unsuspecting blogger to come in here talkin about some “rihanna looks pretty” type *****?
^^^^^^^ THEN BAM……PO THANG AIN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING…..
ICE, i think u forgot ur nickname cuz you aint responding!
LOL @ o dot and mickit…tee hee
Mr O dot–
I gotchu, I gotchu!
What it do SUGA????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMN Diva! Where dat heffa? Oh well, glad it was just juice.
We gotta do something ’cause we’re losing people to work instead of BOSSIP’n.
LOL, ice…read UP! my wish, damnit! go read it!
;P
MY CHRISTMAS WISH IS FOR ALL THE CHILD MOLESTERS COME TOGETHER
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.DROP OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
wat the hell, wizzle…*****ODY new comin in here talkin about rihanna??? aint that ***** famous?
Alrighty foody time ( i got a helluva funny story about foody time) so i’mma go heat up my lunch and quietly lurk…lol
What it do DIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVA!
I am on my VA CA’! CHILLING! VISITING STALE ***** BOSSIP!
wizzle, why am i waiting for an unsuspecting blogger to come in here talkin about some “rihanna looks pretty” type *****?
^^^^^^^ THEN BAM……PO THANG AIN’T EVEN SEE IT COMING…..
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Aw damn! Dead again!
This time, don’t forget my flowery dress and gardenia perfume! Ya’ll forgot it the last time I died!
not even the debate team!
nothin!
I’m HUNGRY!
shaw*****y, do u mean …that ur…hungry for more rihanna’s fight against AIDS? is that wat u mean?
I’m hungry and SCURRED!
Why my mouse arrow on the screen start moving, yet I wasn’t moving the actual mouse!?
The DEVIL is a LIE!
ice, all i want for christmas is….
for kim kardashian to offer free lapdances to bossip bloggers…in alphabetical name order – starting with M
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How many times can I die!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ all yall comedians, yall makin my day man.
@ Me That’s Who……… I bet you a sexy sumn, sumn, yeah baby…
@ Bill Cosby’s Dirty Laundry, what up boy, like the name change. LOl. You i ight?
u guys wanna hear my story behind foody time??
ice, did i mention she gotta be in like..booty shorts
O’Dot…naw, I ain’t never on topic, why would I be hungry and correlate it to the topic at hand lol!
That’s unheard of. On-Topic, Schmon-topic
@ 1True Diva, how bout Kim K. offers bjs with swallowing if you can shoot all yo nut directly down her throat. No face shots, no teeth or lip, or chin or nech shots, all or nothing. I get to go right after And………. LOl.
All I want for Christams is…
For Al Sharpton to get a new perm! He need to holla at mama Tina!
not a thong, cuz i like to use my imagination sometimes …maybe she can start off wit the booty shorts then transition to thong…or vice versa
648! BABYYY!
B’mama, of course! GO!
@ B Mama, yeah baby tell it.
shaw*****y, do u mean …that ur…hungry for more rihanna’s fight against AIDS? is that wat u mean?
^^^^^LMMFAO TRIGGER HAPPY *****, SOMEBODY PLEASE TAKE HIS CLIP AWAY……
LOL BONES STILL TRYNA TO FLIRT…..
bones,
i wouldnt want dome from K.K …i really wouldnt want any contact wit her head in general…just her *****….face-down
You gotta get it all down her throat or no bets. Not a drop wasted for Kim…… eh, any of yall bruhs ever skeet down yo girl(or jumpoff in my case) throat and they take it like a champ, then it be too much and they spit that ***** out all on your *****. Then she throw up afterward. That ain’t never happened to any of yall?
@ 1True Diva, how bout Kim K. offers bjs with swallowing if you can shoot all yo nut directly down her throat. No face shots, no teeth or lip, or chin or nech shots, all or nothing. I get to go right after And………. LOl.
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No! What you and “O” want for Christmas is to see Kim K. and Supahead mud wrestling. Or i na baby oil fight!
You know it’s true! You know it’s true! Lol!!
@ O Dot, I saw the *****o yesterday, and she gives decent head. I’d let her slob me up and maybe give her a kiss afterward. Why wouldn’t you??
lol @ Bones…shut…your…mouth! lol
Supa ‘d wip dat ***** while slurpin’ both of you off!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bones what is your profession?
ice,
i wouldnt mind seeing wat superhead can do with a P….i mean we already kno she ite wit the D…but her P-action will be interesting to see
I’m hungry.
*did not rhyme on purpose*
You’re horny and I’m hungry! Lol!!!
bones,
i dunno bout kissin her afterward lol…you’d be kissin YOU andddd endless celebrity *****s all mixed up on her lips
I think Bones needs to work on a *****o set as a fluffer to the flufferers. I dont think he can ever git enough.
LOL, ice…am not!
i will be makin some calls at lunchtime though
LOL DIZZLE NEED TO PUT HIS JIGGA CD AWAY ALL THAT RHYMING AND *****……..
BOSSSIP is a little BISH! i type’d the story but the suckas kicked me off and i don’t feel like type’n it ova….lol sorry
Diva you hungry too!?
Got dawg, I need to get out of here!
Dot, Bones is just that kinda freak. I have a new found respect for you Bones.
ps, where is wife’s story?
i think Yiz is hittin on Bones
and booooooooo, wife, booooooo
that ***** was long…lol
Texas–
I’m thinking about KFC right now but I’m not trying to argue with the chick behind the counter!
Why I get into an argument at every fast food spot there is? Lol!!
this post died quicker than wizzle and i’s one day sale
B’mama…we can’t get the version of your story that takes the length of time it takes Gary Coleman’s skin to soak up lotion??
That is IF he even puts any on.
He’s like the offspring of ashes and dust.
I thought they were going to ban me from Taco Bell again.
Diva lol!
You better wait to argue until AFTER they hand you your food, they be done put some Kentucky Fried Dooky nuggets or something else crazy as an extra ‘incentive’ in your meal lol.
Or you’ll be sitting in the car like, ‘When they start selling pudding?’
@ Mickit, yes I am. Thank you as well. Respect. I was a banker for a few years in S.E. Michigan and in early 06 my firm went under. I ain’t graduate college so I work a office type job that requires me to make……………………… 65(wow that’s a lot) 30 second survey calls to new members of a prominent health plan here in MI. To answer your question I’m a banker(loan officer) by trade. I am seriously considering going into *****. I got what it takes without bragging but I am a man of God contrary to a lot of my xxx rated posts. We’ll see huh? Why, what do you do?
I’m out you guys! I’ll check back later.
Take care!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR BMAMA TO SEND ME A TICKET TO WHERE SHES AT CAUSE IZ NEED A BREAK.. AND TREAT ME LIKE A PRINCESS AFTER I FILLED SO MANY TUPPER WARE BOWLS FOR HER FOREVA HUNGRY SELF..
BRING ME TO ALL THE HOT SPOTS..I AM PACKING ALL MY HOOTCHIE CLOTHES…LOL
peaz out ice! stay chilly!
why my moms got a bottle of Tussy cream deodorant on her bathroom counter?? hahaha LMAO
Diva lol!
You better wait to argue until AFTER they hand you your food, they be done put some Kentucky Fried Dooky nuggets or something else crazy as an extra ‘incentive’ in your meal lol.
Or you’ll be sitting in the car like, ‘When they start selling pudding?’
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I know, right? But I want the 4 wing special soooo bad! I’ll try and be nice to the hussy! At least ’til she hand me my bag! If she get smart ima ***** it from her and tell her to have a nice day! lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why am i bored now…….
why i was entertained by yall all morning tho….
here it is
my uncle who is a rasta when he was younger like 10, 11 and dinner wasn’t ready for him quick enuff he’d lay out on the floor with fork and knife in hand and beat on the floor “food-e time food-e time” until he got his food….and to this day he’s like 40 something you still hear him saying “food-e time food-e time” when he gets hungry….lol
why my moms got a bottle of Tussy cream deodorant on her bathroom counter?? hahaha LMAO
^^^^^^lmao why they still make that *****?????
why my moms got a bottle of Tussy cream deodorant on her bathroom counter?? hahaha LMAO
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Not the Tussy???????????
Dead for the last time! OK. I’m really, really out this time! Lol!!!
Rebel78
WHY THE HELL I LOVE THE ***** OUT YOUR GRAVIE(AND THATS SAYING A LOT)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH THELMA AND LOUISE IS ON ….THE ORIGINAL SET IT OFF!!
LOL, wife..worse story ever…
everyone, im out for now…mite be on later..prob not…one of yall can take over security while im gone…peaz out!
all righty then yall ain’t like my story…*shrugs* i guess it’s a family thing…lol
mtw…i still want some Cheetos puffs.
Sidebar: why was this nig all in my face tryna holla, with a bag of Cheetos in his hand?! Cracks and crevices of his teeth were orange.
lol i wish i was home…..watching thelma punk louise,or louise punk thelma, i never knew which one was which…. it’s dead as hell here…..
she a little country..being from the Louisana country and all (real small town outside of Shreveport)…but that Tussy had me layin on the floor holding my sides..cause I just noticed it after being at her house for 4 days!
bye dizzle….
mtw…i still want some Cheetos puffs.
Sidebar: why was this nig all in my face tryna holla, with a bag of Cheetos in his hand?! Cracks and crevices of his teeth were orange.
^^^^^ lol @ least you know yall got something in common yall both like cheezy snacks…..
@FAW
..cause I’m slightly crazy and you relate
* mumble under breath see if i tell any more stories* humpf…lmao
@ B Mama, I guess that’s cute about your Uncle. He’s a rasta so I guess part of the funny is that he is munched out a lot. No?
she a little country..being from the Louisana country and all (real small town outside of Shreveport)…but that Tussy had me layin on the floor holding my sides..cause I just noticed it after being at her house for 4 days!
^^^^^^lmao the kind you gotta dip ya fingers in, or just the regular roll on kind….either way i ain’t even gon lie, i just knew that ***** had been discontinued….
aww bones u tryin to make me feel better….that’s sweet…lol there’s a back story that’s funny( well to me anyway) but once i thought about i shouldn’t post u know family bidness and all….but i guess what JAO said was right i’m UNFUNNY….runs and cries in the corner…does *lip tremble*
@MTW
the kind you dip ya fingers in LMAO..SMH SMH
afternoon *****es and hoes!!
its me!!
is it me or does ri ri look like e.t?
hey notch-o-rama!!
B’mama, dont you DARE let JAO make tell you you’re UNFUNNY!
She don’t laugh at NOTHING but the jokes her other personality tells her! Eh!
NOTCH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
@Bmama
..phone home,ET phone home.
That movie scurred the he** outta me when I was little.
lol..baby b u still fightin with Jao??
mtw..heffa where the hell you at??..i gotta tell you about this mickey mouse sounding n*gga i hung out with last nite…lol
LMAO @ TX… otay! wipes away tears lol
rebel78 – u got scared of e.t? i thought he was cute in a strange tilt ur head to side, squint your eyes kinda way..yea
Rebel78, i Know right! That lil deformed chocolate m&m looking alien, gone come up to eliott’s bed in the garage eating those Reeses Pieces! Sounding all asthmatic and outta breath! NO…THANK…YOU!
That lil boy was crazy, sitting outside in teh cold with a flash light in the country! lol
lmao naw notchy i told a story and no one thought it was funny and so it made me remember what she said….lol
@ Rebel, what’s up lady? Me too. But I cried when ET had to go home.
B’mama YAY! You dried your eyes!
{looks around nervously}
You DO know I just put myself in harms way…JAO kinda scares me lol.
You DO know I just put myself in harms way…JAO kinda scares me lol.
^^^ WHY is that so eff’n funny to me?? woo woo woo Tx. woo woo woo. I gotchu…
@FAW
..cause I’m slightly crazy and you relate
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I CANT DO NOTHING BUT LAUGH
b’mama lol…I’m glad YOU laughing.
I’m usually just the comic relief, never the target lol!
LOL TX LOL….
ET looked like that one deformed peanut M&M in the package that had 2 peanuts stuffed into one shell!
Sidebar: I used to be all excited about that deformed M&M, made me think I got TWO M&Ms for the price of one
tx. we need a game or something…
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT…NEW GAME….PEEEPS NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS
EDDIE M. SNIP SNIP
what up Bones! but you know when you 1st saw him you screamed a little (even if quitely, so not to get laughed at)
I’m tired of all this snow on my vacation (cause I supposed to be at work, but I aint and don’t *****ody know).
@TX and all
we all some comic relief!
B’mama, we’re the only ones up in this joint?!
lol
Um…ur the game creator, I am just a monopoly piece….preferably the thimble. Don’t know what tho, it’s just easier to maneuver through the board on my finger. eh.
Imma resolve to be more nice to those who try to keep the comments on topic (see my other replies from a few days ago @ SB Suspect and all)
Rebel78…yes ma’am. lol
Why was I so sick that I was out for three days and now I can’t Bossip like I want to? Anybody know how to use QuickBooks?
Random Thought: I think Chia-Pet should make a product for men who are bald, but want hair. It’d be so much more easier than hair transplants and so much faster. OOOH better yet, a Chia-Pet do-rag, so all they’d have to do is dampen the rag at night (with the seeds already built into the do-rag, of course), and tie it up…in the morning? VOILA, a head full of chia-pet locks! They can cut it as long or short as they want, or if they cut it too short, they could just re-apply and grow it out again. They could get Chia-cornrows, Chia-dreds, a Chia-fade, etc.
ok. the end of my invention idea random moment.
Ok…NOW what game?
@Bmama and TX
I like being the iron.. so I can get thangs straight
um Faw i think we did that already
But i had a game celeb twins?
what cartoon or movie prop (jaws or jur*****ic park dino’s) look like celeb’s what yall think?
TX
why I had the same convo with my sisters a few days ago?
We was talking about our younger brother, but it was the same thought
nope MissB….sore-ree
Tx-would the hair be gr*****? If so..would it brown in the sun like normal gr*****? Would it get crunchy? If not..what would it be made out of?
What up Rebel and BMama
i don’t care if yall don’t wanna play lol
rihanna – brain from pinky and the brain (she has that same big head….
Hi FAW I didnt see ya! Its cool BMama..I’m just gone have to put in some overtime tonight
I think Tyrese looks like a T-rex!
Did somebody say Macy’s got 1000TC sheets for the low?
LIL kim – i don’t care what *****ody says she looks like one of them ugly bratz dolls with the BIG features
I think Neuman (Seinfeld) looks like Peter from Family Guy
Coco – a blow up doll
AWWWWWW!!! MS BEASLEY!!!!
SMOOOOOTCHES
She DOES BMama! LMAO
Miss Beasley…they’d have to tweak the formula, or in order to sell more products directly related to Chia-hair, they should create some special dye and conditioner so as to have more products necessary to buy for the upkeep of the new Chia-Locks! I haven’t gotten all the details straight yet, but I’d have to research if there could be different types of gr***** to be used or if it even HAS to be gr*****…we could use that FAKE gr***** that ppl used during Easter to stuff the baskets…{thinks about it} NA, b/c in teh summer time that would melt and burn teh scalp, and you’d have gr***** fires all over the scalp.
@Miss B
you are soooo right,but why ain’t no one said nothing about their son having a football for a head?
A Keys vs. Beyonce
Who has more talent and why?
what cartoon or movie prop (jaws or jur*****ic park dino’s) look like celeb’s what yall think?
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SNOOP D= TERRIDACTAL(OR HOW EVA THE HELL YOU SPELL IT)
Back at ya FAW!!!!!!!
tyra banks kinda resembles squidward off of spongebob
If I’m gettin this straight (been gon fo a min) yaw is telkin bow hur right?
So would dat mean that when you cut that hair the clippers gon be green like ya sneakers?
On another note, could you get a sled and slide off that ***** in the winner time tew?
@TX & Miss B
for the mixed “good” hair look, the hair would be similar to cotton *****. And for the man with the little nap ***** on his head, his would be close to a brill-o pad, but not as scratchy..Let me think about the rest and I’ll get back to ya
nicole ritche b4 the baby bump – olive oil
Sorry don’t find that big ***** head attractive!
we could use that FAKE gr***** that ppl used during Easter to stuff the baskets…{thinks about it} NA, b/c in teh summer time that would melt and burn teh scalp, and you’d have gr***** fires all over the scalp.
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*Walks into the bright light*
Rebel-THANK YOU!!! Stewie is my favorite though..with his smart ***** mouth
D!ck !n a Box
WHY IS Y’R ***** N A BOX?? HMM
IS IT QUARINTINED…JUS ASKIN..SO I CAN MEASURE MY DISTANCE FROM YOU..LOL
ok.. stating the obvious
Flava Flav = cracked out roach
Jigga = camel
Diddy = anteater (check out the overly grown teeth that won’t let mouth close all the way)
Will Smith look like Tom from Tom and Jerry
Why am I laughin so hard right now?
BMAMA WHILE IM CHATTIN AND WORKIN…WHY WAS I PERPLEXED ABOUT Y&R OR SPONGEBOB….
Y&R NEEDS TO STEP THEIR GAME UP…LOL
Miss B
but can the rest of the family hear him talking? sometimes I think yes, but sometimes no. I confuse myself
FAW you sooo silly!
Rebel I don’t think so..? I think the dog can but Im not sure..I know the rest of the family cant
UHH ILL SAY AGAIN
AKON = MARVIN MARTIAN(LOONEY TOONS)
Lloyd and Omarion look like ‘Sho’NUFF’ in the Last Dragon…when they fail to braid their hair.
Miss Beasley and Rebel
Yea the dog can hear him, they be talkin to each other lol.
MTW = Gollum from LOTR!
When it comes to David Banner she’ll hold on to him as her ‘PRECIOUS’
“We must protect ‘The Precious’”
LIL WAYNE= RID ROACH SPRAY SPOKES MODEL
@ Tx Shawty, Chia *****, got damn that’s funny. You wrong but so funny for that one. I call copyright. Ch ch cha chia……… Chia *****. Also see Chia Hoodrat, and Chia jumpoff, available at your local arab owned bodega.
BEYONCE….WALMART MANICAN
FAW what’s Y&r??? u lost me
RHIANNA=BABY BANG MODEL
BMAMA THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS.LOL
Puhlee*****ee FAW! Im tryna ack like Im working! Yes ack
Bones, can’t you just see fools walkin aroud with Chia Corn rows, and weaves.
Females STILL not knowing how to blend they’re chia weave! lol Got real hair at the bottom and chia-gr***** pony tails. smh
BLEND, GIRL, BLEND!
Baby Bang Model LMMFAOOOOOOOOO
that’s what i thought FAW…lol
sean kingston reminds me of the pilsbury doughboy…u poke his stomach-wahoo!!
how come eddie murphy REALLY looks like donkey? lol
TX-if I get fired for continuous outbursts of maniacal giggles you and FAW are payin my rent!!!!
Mama Tina, Cruella Devil…with less color pigment tho
No the real question is why Forest Whitaker looks like Eyore
I always thought lil john looked like kermie (kermit) if kermit had digusting look’n facial hair
Miss Beasley, girl you betta BE QUIET, cuz {looks in pocket and counts} it looks like you might be homeless! lol
Bow Wow (lil weezy) = hungry child from 3rd world country.. as someone said yesterday..with his lil belt wrapped round his waist 3 times…still LMAO
ohh ohhh and Brandy = alien
2 female Chia-heads git in a fight over some Random ni99a. They both pull each other’s Chia-hair out.
All of a sudden everybody that was standin watchin bum-rush the 2 girls to pick up they Chia-hair so they can Smoke It, Roll It, Toke It, Rope It, Sell It and Bag It.
“I got that Chia-Hair! Who wants some? I got that Chia-Hair! Fresh off the Dome! I got that Chia-Hair! Make you wanna go Home!”
RUSSELL SIMMONS=YODA
@ Miss beasley…
{looks in other pocket}
….oooh, homeless for a minute too…
lol well i don’t have to tell u why i think
diddy – bugs bunny
SHUT UP, P3 LOL!
Ppl tryna smoke Chia-Hair! Houses bursting into flames cuz you know the sistahs gotta have HOLDING SPRAY to hold up their creative chia-dos, so when somebody to get ta lighting?! THE BLUNT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS!
jay leno and the guy off of american dad with those big a$$ chin’s
@D!ck in a box..
i’m picturing this happening as I read and i show can see it happening..
DAVE CHAPPELLE= C-3PO
Dang TX! We both need a second job!!
GARY COLEMAN =R=232
Bmama
you aint never lied
THE BLUNT SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTS!
^^^I know, right?!?!?!
Ni99as gon be tryna ride at night with florescent lights in they cars talkin bout…
‘Ni99a hurrup and git in the car. You messin wit my Chweed.
Chweed is gonna be that new ***** that hit the streets and in the words of Chris Rock…
‘Set Ni99as back 50 years’
BUSTA RHYMES(BACK IN THE DAY) PREDITOR
And to think…
We was ALMOST THERE!
(see end of previous comment)
FAW – Nah when AJ was on 106 and Park w/ Free, he looked like Predator with them long as dreds.
HULK HOGAN = JOLLY GREEN GIANT
BUSTA RHYMES(BACK IN THE DAY) PREDITOR
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I got an uncle whose hair line is receding, so his long dreds look like they are melting off the back of his head….hm. Interesting.
OHHHHHHH YEAH CONFISCATED ***** IN THE BOX!!
YOU HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!!
NO PUN INTENDED..UH MAYBE.LOL
JERMAINE DUPRY= DOOPY FROM THE SEVEN DWARFS!!
@TX
your uncle is killing me with that look. I see it all the time.
Bossip obviously needs a chat room because these posts are getting too damn off-topic
lol @ halle….{blushing} Sorrrrrry.
TX-oh no! is he your inspiration for the Chiaweave?
Rebel…it’s like give it up already!
Just get a Chia-Lacefront!
Miss Beasley, naw, but I’m thinking of branching out to Chia-lacefronts juuuuust for him. It would only go on the front part of the head lol.
Halle-you no likey?
BOBBY BROWN= MR BO JINGLES
@ TX Shawty and B Mama, I have no words. Yall really should become professional writers for the Boondocks or something. And hell yeah I can see hoodrats runnin round talkin bout, girl i’mo put my seeds in over night and in the morning……..whewww!! Hilarious.
TX-thats a great idea! Now all you need is a celebrity to endorse…..Beyonce or Michael Jackson?
I’d just like to knock Bobby’s jaw straight just so he won’t talk out the side of his mouth LITERALLY.
@TX
and we can offer him the spray on hair that Jamie Foxx be rocking.
AND why should we stay on topic?
I’m feeling some ‘tude up in here.
@TX and can you give bobby some carmex?
JANGALANG!!!!!
Nick name for a fellow that is well endowed……….if you know what I mean. Meaning that it’s so long, it sounds like a large chain when pulling it out.
I hope she uses this new forum and education to educate her fellow bajans as 1 in 5 bajans women/girls are infected with HIV/AIDS…Barbados is 2nd in the West Indies after Haiti-for highest population of people living with HIV/AIDS and you should know that Haiti is 2nd in the world after Africa. Get Tested folks!! Be Safe!! Wrap it Up!! That’s Real Talk!!
aww thank ya bones…lol
SHUT UP DIAB!!LOL
now i’m is bored again…lol
Miss Beasley, I don’t want them fighting over the spot, cuz I respect both of them as entertainers…so I’ll just say neither, and go with Tyra.
Random Fact: Did y’all know Beyonce said that when she was lil she met Michael, but her mama said she wouldn’t stop crying and that she was scared. Beyonce said she was surprised at herself for crying.
My question…why NOT!
Bmama
you know my New Year’s resolution is to be nice to those who try to keep the comments on topic (see my other replies from a few days ago @ SB Suspect and all)…
@Halle. You post your on topic comments and we will just keep being us
Can’t we all just get along?
Bahama Mama
aww thank ya bones…lol
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GIRL I HAVENT SEEN THIS MUCH ***** KISSIN IN A WHILE..LOL
Question? What would possess my bf from having me open a gift of lingerie in front of his grandparents, parents and various aunts, uncles and cousins? All of whom I’d never met..except for his mom. How embarr*****ing!!!
SHAQUIL ONEAL- THE GREAT GRAPE APE
Rebel78, that spray on hair makes sense, for when you need a touch up, but don’t have a few hours to grow more chia-hair!
The only thing is, Jamie’s hairline creeps forward from time to time, so I think we should include a measuring utensil, so you can mark off where your hairline was the last time you applied, so that when you re-apply it’ll look authentic! Kinda like when you were younger marking off how much you’d grown or how tall you are, we don’t want you free-styling your hair line, b/c although YOU don’t constantly see it, others do.
WILL SMITH = MR MCGOO
TX- Tyra may not be a good choice…she may distort the Chiacap and make the hair look bigger than it really is?
Miss Beasley
..girl you always gots to ask “Can I open this in front of family” before opening any gift from bf.
what did they say? I’m hoping to never have that experience.
you know my New Year’s resolution is to be nice to those who try to keep the comments on topic (see my other replies from a few days ago @ SB Suspect and
^^ LMAO rebel, i know i can’t be nice…that is why the 100 post rule is in effect..we give every1 else 100 post then we takeova with the off topic- ness..lol sometimes it don’t work though…tee hee
GIRL I HAVENT SEEN THIS MUCH ***** KISSIN IN A WHILE..LOL
^^ i lurves u too FAW!!!! no homo
we don’t want you free-styling your hair line
^LMMFAO-this is the type of shiz Im talkin bout…you might as well start makin up the couch for me now
JAH RULE= CATFISH
Miss Beasley…better advertising, b/c Tyra is always doing alotta stuff lol…alotta facial expressions, and as a model, she’s used to wearing uncomfortable things, so she’ll rock it well as well as prove the durability of the Chia-Lacefront by griping onto her head. She’s a gorgeous candidate! Go TY-TY!
TX,LMAO. It could be a little skull cap with a string you measure from the middle of ya head the distance to start ya hairline and then go round ya head to make sure its even all over.. Imma make a protype..We’s bout to be rich b*tch!
only if Meghan Good sang….
Rebel-I shoulda asked but Im thinkin he got some damn sense! He shoulda kept that at his house and had me open it later…he got me some perfume too..damn foo!
Everybody was opening gifts so after I opened it tried to hurry up and put it back in the box but his grandpa saw it and was like WHOOO I swea fo Gawd!! Then I had to hold it up so everybody could see and I thought I was gone die!
say what SBM???
Miss Beasley
LMAO..but feeling sorry for you at the sametime. Knock him upside his head later for that one.
TX-you’re scaring me with your well thought out pr and product line….if I see somebody with a damn Chialacefront…
SBM, where ya been?
Miss Beasley….WHAT YOU GONE DO!? You gone wish you’da gotten in on this here like, Rebel,lol! Oh naw {like dude on ‘Life’} Don’t be scurred, nuh uh don’t be scurred!
Rebel78, you’sa smart one, you are! lol
Oh trust he got knocked already…but I may again just so he won’t forget.
What it do, SBM!
What it do, SBM!?
TX, Imma send you the protype…you know TyTy’s head size?
I went to lunch and came back and wow…
@bmama..i think meghan good blows every industry chick out the water..gabrielle union is a close 2nd…
@rebel…SMH at these folks believe that “chris stokes” fairytale…lol that story is utterly ridiculous
Rebel78..we measure her head in bra sizes, cuz that’s a dome. But uh about a 36C tho.
@txshawty..what it do?? yo you anywhere near Austin?? I hear that’s a good spot to be??
Tx if I see somebody with a Chialacefront I will know that the has officially lost its damn mind!!
TX, got it.
*heading over to sewing maching*..
I should learn how to sew though – that’s step 1
ya’ll still here?
I see we are goin for 1000 post.
LMAO at measuring her head in bra sizes
Hi Mickit..youre back to normal
SBM…Dallas, BABY! lol
Rebel78, Step 1…{thinks, I cant sew either, dang!}
Note to self: Call grandmama.
I see we are goin for 1000 post.
yup why not….
Mickit…and you know this MAY-YAN! lol Welcome back to the off-topic at hand
TX-I got you! I can sew all day!!
But I will need to be shown the pattern..I am a weave amateur
Miss Beasley, see I KNEW you’d come to your senses, you know how much chia-moolah we could make off our Chia-Weaves, Chia-Pieces, Chia-Lashes, Chia-eyebrows (make em as thin or as thick as you want…I know ppl without eye brows), Chia-lacefronts, and etc??
aww Miss B, you the best. we sending our drawings to you for sewing. But with TyTy as the model, you got enough material?
@BMama..we will succeed 1000, and head north towards 2000…imma use this ***** like my personal chat room
TX & Miss .. I know how to use a glue gun so I can make some accessorising eyebrows and lashes
I am here and then again I am not.
Just expect random nonsense from me about every 5 to 10 minutes. I want to contribute to the success of 1000 post.
Pls be mindful, that I am not actually reading any post, my comments are random and will have no bearing to any topic.
Thank You for your *****istances in this matter.
SBM, it already is
DRUNK KITTY!!!!
Mickit..even when I read the posts my comments are random! You one step ahead of me!!
. . . {it has begun}
It’s all about the money honey!! Especially since my boss is prolly in there (with his lil evil *****) writing up my termination letter right now for incessant workplace disruption by way of constant idiotic laughter. I swear my coworkers must think I have terrets!
Rebel-Im not sure! What should I be using as material?
IM BACK!!
OK NEW GAME!!
CELEBRITY/OR NOT BEST FRIEND WHY YOU WANNA HAVE THEM ROLL WITH YOU..AND CANT BE BOUT MONEY!!
why am I watching Spongebob and really wanting to reach thru the tv and choke the life outta Patrick?
Rebel78, YES YES YES YES!
We’ll Make our way to the top! {bursts into Eddie Murphy’s song on ‘Dreamgirls’…stops when i realize my face hurts from smiling as hard as him}
Y’all get my point.
Dayum y’all 863 posts!??!
MICHEAL JACKSON- CAUSE HALLOWEEN IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY
DAMNIT FAW, you gonna make me actually read and parti*****te in this game. I was actually gonna do som damn work, ish!!
So let’s say Michael had a REAL baby…ya know one with HIS genes…NO silly not BILLY’s JEANS, but HIS own DNA, what do y’all think he/she would look like??
TX-I just watched that again last night and I swear Eddie gets on my nerves…I would have to smack the ***** out of him on the regular just for them damn gums…uggh!
FAW-Jada Pinkett so I can get an up close look at Wills booty
@MICKIT
PEER PRESSURE!!
PEER PRESSURE!!
PEER PRESSURE!!
LOL
I wanna roll wit Jesse,Al and maybe George cause I wanna learn to be the best bullish artist there is.
LOL @Mickit
i got a virus on my computer…(SMH) and we all know how you get a virus on your computer lol
TX, I got family in Oak Cliff. I see you. holding it down in Dallas
TX-you’re making my head hurt!
O WOULD LIKE TO HANG WITH NELLY …CAUSE AS HARD AS I PARTY, IF I FALL …I KNOW HE HAS EXTRA BANDAIDS
Miss Beasley, How am I making your head hurt? I’m sorry, lol.
Rebel78, REALLY!? Are you from TX?? What part of Oak Cliff does your family live in?? I’m excited. {to self: Relax, relate, release}
@TX..it would be Chris Brown.. similar hand gestures..Im just saying
lol @ FAW lol…Nelly does stay looking like a crash test dummy.
I would hang with Snoop so I could smoke that good ish and go to Chicken and Waffles
MICKIT…HEE HEE
MS BEASLEY THAT GRAVY LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE I KNOW…LOL
OMG Ms. B your gravie is funny!
Cause TX Michael having a real baby? How?
I WOULD HANG WITH ICE T..SO I COULD BE A HO AND *****ODY WOULD EXPECT BETTER..LOL
I would roll with MJB, her boots be on point and I want the hook up
Rebel78…but where would his Joe Jackson nose go??
I’d be cool with Tyler Perry 1) b/c I love him lol and 2) if you stay cool with Tyler, you’re gonna be in EVERYTHING he does…y’all would see me sneaking around in the background of “Madea’s family reunion” doing that serious ‘i’m listening and absorbing what you’re saying’ face on that part when they were all outside listening to Cicely Tyson…’cept, I’d be glancing at the camera every few seconds….lol…when they cut to a different group of ppl, there I’ll be with a different hat and facial expression tryna p***** myself off as a whole different person, lol.
@FAW
ROTFLMAO..and you still would be less of a ho than Coco
I wanna hang out with Tiger Woods, everrr black person needs at least ONE white friend.
Miss Beasley…I don’t know, I was just imagining, I know Michael won’t do nothing crazy like that, that’s far-fetched. A girl can dream, can’t she?
Thanks Mickit!
FAW-I hope they don’t know it!
I would hang with Donald Trump so I could get Chiaweave ideas for TX and Rebel
TX, My family is all over Dallas. You name the section and we’s there. I’m from Denver but go to Dallas a lot..the parties I been at there be hella decent though.
LOL@REBEL
Mickit..you so crazy!
LMAO @MICKIT
“I would hang with Donald Trump so I could get Chiaweave ideas for TX and Rebel”
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Miss Beasley,
If you ain’t bout the sweetest thang! I bet if you’d stuck your pinky in a cup of unsweetened tea, it’d sweeten right on up! Cuz EVERYBODY knows, *****ody rocks a piece like Donald AND you get business advice from him…killing two roaches with one shoe!
Miss Beasley,
WHEN I AM LOSING MY MIND AND JACK DANIALS WONT DO
I’LL HANG WITH WHITNEY
CAUSE CRACK IS WACK!!
Rebel, how you end all the way up in Cold Denver!? lol
Exactly TX you know he got the loan game on lock and we gone need some investors.
the parents moved here b4 I was born. then my job moved me to Philly where I’m at now.
NOOOO FAW!!! You can’t go out like that!
Miss B, can you find out what his (Donald) current doo is made from too? I want to target caucasians too!
I WANT TO HANG WITH NICK CANNON , CAUSE I ALWAYS WANTED TO WITNESS A MAN I THOUGHT CAN SUCK HIS OWN *****
I’d hang out with Chef Boyardee and taste test all the new products!
I’d NEVER go hungry!
Miss Beasley
NOOOO FAW!!! You can’t go out like that!
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JOKES JUS JOKES!!LOL
TX, why I got like 10 cans of that @home..for just in case of emergency
Rebel I love me some Chef Boyardee! WHOO!
And Cream of Wheat?! Don’t…get…me…started.
We got about 88 comments to go, y’all! Get it crackin, crew! lol
I love the lil black man on the Cream of Wheat box
Absolutely Rebel! Ima see if we can use one of his places for a debut venue also.
I wanna hang with Snoop and then Dave Chappelle. I want Snoop around to git high off of contact, and Dave ***** to keep me laughin afterwards.
gotta run ya’ll…but you know I’ll be back
Cream of wheat, oatmeal and grits are disgusting!
I’ve seen ppl get the munchies off of just listening to ’sensual seduction’…lol
Sober and Sane before the song, talkin bout, ‘if Jimmy cracked corn and *****ody cared, why they take the time out to write the song if they could careless’ afterwards. lol
Miss Beasley…I shall let you slide for oatmeal cuz I don’t like it, but GRITS AND CREAM OF WHEAT…I’m a tad bothered by. {left eye twitches} lol
Is anybody watching General Hospital? I got back into it when I was sick and Im mad Im missing it right now!!
Girl naw, I have approximately 34 minutes til my departure! I’m rest ta GO!
I can sorta hang with grits if they are cooked right and I got some eggs…but I can’t take the consistency of cream of wheat uggghhh!!
Dang! I aint leaving for a long ***** time…is everybody gone?
I WANT TO HANG W/OPRAH……SO I CAN COOK AND MAKE HER HEAVY AGAIN AND SO SHE WOULD BE FOREVA GREATFUL
I wanna hang out wit Ray J and Stupahead, so I can write a book ” “How to take your ho game to the next level”- The art of keeping your name on everyones lips, by keepin you lips on everybody.”
GRITS AND CHEDDER CHEESE SAUCE……UUUMM HMMM
The book would cater to Lola Luv and Deelishis
I like that Mickit! *no homo*
I would hang with R. Kelly so I could learn the art of doin whatever the hell I want to do and getting away with it.
LMAO @STUPAHEAD!!!HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SOUND LIKE SOME ***** I WOULD SAY!!
lol @ FAW, i’ve heard of that before but what does it taste like??
Mickit, GUURRR you stoopid, but me likey tho! lol
Sidebar: Say, why is it that in real life (not for ‘play-play’ lol) I’m always bursting out into random accents?! One day I’ma do that in the wrong place and wake up in a room and pillows for walls with that nice lil jacket that helps you ‘love’ yourself by FORCING you to hug yourself.
Ok, back to our regularly scheduled programming
I WOULD HANG WITH JOE JACKSON,,,SO I CAN TALK HIM INTO WHOOPIN MIKE’S ***** TO GET HIS MIND RIGHT…AND DIP HIS HEAD IN SOME PLAYDOUGH OR SOMETHING TO RESCULTURE HIS CRANIUM
Umm yeah TX don’t tell *****ody else that ish!
But LMMFAO at you starting your paragraph with “Say”
I wanna hang out wit, C*****ie and Diddy’s jumpoff
Kim (whats her last name, anyway). I wanna know how he decides which one he plays wit first.
Michael Jackson just really makes my stomach hurt now.
I wanna hang out wit OJ, I gotta know how a nicca can be that damn dumb!
Let’s
keep
it
lol @ FAW, i’ve heard of that before but what does it taste like??
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GURL AINT NUTTIN BETTER..UNLESS YOU BREAK SOME BACON PIECES IN IT .
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UHH
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MAYBE SOME SCRAMBLED EGGS
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goin
Miss Beasley lol…I always do that when I’m talking to friends but, lately I’ve been typing it! lol
I’ll be like, ‘Say, dawg, why did you do so n’so, or say, say, say I gotta tell you something” lol
So grammatically incorrect, i know. But I get professional when it is necessary, lol…I need to start slowing down and making good grammar a habit, real talk tho.
{slaps palm to forehead} lol
ppls
Doing good, crew, keep it up! {like I’m a fitness trainer or something lol}
Mickit
I wanna hang out wit, C*****ie and Diddy’s jumpoff
Kim (whats her last name, anyway). I wanna know how he decides which one he plays wit first.
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HER LAST NAME AINT COMBS WE KNOW…LOL
Faw…I like Cream of Wheat with bacon mixed in…OOOH!
I think I’m eating that for dinner lol.
LOL Tx-its just soo old school like “Say sucka or say my man” it just tickled me!
Dang FAW if she reading this I know that stung! But its Porter MickiMI
FAW,
HER LAST NAME AINT COMBS WE KNOW…LOL <— nor will it EVER !
Miss Beasley, lol, yea, saying ‘SUCKA, or ‘MY MAN’ with it, would be cl*****ified as OLD SCHOOL lol…that’s that ’70s JJ/MICHAEL/COOL IT YA JIVE TURKEY type talk lol, but down here in TX, you’ll hear it alot, I don’t know if that’s just a tx thing, or it’s all through the south lol!
I’ve had a dude try to holla @ me using ’say, say, say, say’ and running up on me. It freaked me out, cuz I felt like the fool wuz chasing me lol See now THAT warranted a, ‘Say dawg what yo problem running up on me!’ lol.
SHE SHOULD KNOW YOU CAN HO ALL U WANT WITHOUT A RING!!
C’mon y’all 49 more commetns, I gotta leave in 2 minutes!..Think y’all can make it happn’ capt’n in THAT time?? lol
Shoot, I gotta go, but y’all keep hope alive, and when I come back here tomorrow, I better see 1000+ comments on Rihanna!
Bye y’all!
KEEP HOPE ALIVE. . . is my time with Jesse workin??
I know i aint in here by myself??
Ok, maybe I is. . .
but dat ok. . .
I gonna git dis to 1000 all bymines lonesome.
i dont need no ones. . .
I think I can, I think I can. . . .
I know I can, I know I can. . .
No Im here MickMI I had to do a little faux accounting real quick cause my boss walked by
I fell like a fat person on a hill. . .
. . .in heels. . .
. . . on a hot day in “it neva rains in Southern California. . . .
Have you ever played concentration Mickit? Well its a game where you name a type of thing using the alphabet. EX say the topic was fruit I would say apple and you could say banana…got it…wanna play and whats the thing
. . . All sweaty, and smelly like Bey after a concert. . .
. . . but not like when you have good p*****ionate sex. . .
Ok now you’re just plain scurrin me
I know I got purpose (just like wit sex) but will I every git to that point. . .
Mickit *SLAP* snap out of it and play with me!!!
*NO HOMO*
are we there yet. . . .* face does a hard turn to the left* {after refocusing eyes} WHAT THE HELL YOU DO THAT FOR, Ms. B!?!?
Oh, ok let’s play. . . .
*Looks at hand and has the creeping sensation that I’ve been haunted by Ike* You were trippin MickMI I had to snap you out of it! I’s sorry
Ok the topic is the worst Christmas present ever. I’ll start:
*****less chaps
MAMA noooooooooo, I promise. I wont do it again. PLEASE mama, mama PLEASE. i wont do it again, PLEASE dont hit me again. *looks around after flashback stops* {I hope no one hear dat}
Bottle of Nyquil… {tee hee} that’s what I got you
I cannot believe that the same 6 individuals are responsible for nearly 1000 posts. wow.
LMMFAO!!! As long as you wasnt doin the whoopin dance with it (you know jumpin side to side while using arms to block swings) then we cool!
MJB,
we play game,
u play or
sit and be pretty. . .
COME ON PPLS 20 more to go, HOP WIT IT!!!!
Creamed corn
Hey Mary!
Dung
Earwax on a used Qtip
Earwax
Fatback (cooked)
lol sorry
That is soooooo nasty!!
Grease stained pillows
holy, used stank nasty panties
Ice cream cones, no ice cream
Jacko, in nuthin but a bow
Can I skip K?
Lance Armstrongs bike seat
K.
I would have said Ketchup crusted silverware
Krispy Kremes, but u have to inhale them.
Lawry Season salt half full (goes with the fatback)
Chi mi, nice of you to join, but the game is WORST xmas gifts
Money mike on stilts.
whos turn??
lol
LMAO CHI MI!!!
You go!
Ms B you have “N”
MIckMi your turn
Oh the WORST…Gotcha.
Neyo’s lips
Oprah’s extra skin. . You have “P”
Chi u have “p”
LOL at you helpin me with my alphabet!!
Are you playin Chi Mi?
Powdered Milk
OOOOOOOOO
I was trying to think…
ppls we have surp*****ed 1000 comments
Ms B clocks a tickin???
I have a better one…Puff Daddy in a thong!
Ms B you made it 1000
Ms B got “q” and aint said a thang!
Qtips dipped in alcohol
Sorry had a bossby
ok skip Q
Rapping skills of Vanilla Ice or a Rat tail hair cut like him, your choice.
I gotta p, brb
R- Raw chitilings
hee hee^
Stew
why am I gigglin so hard?
Shape like Sherry Shepard
Chi Mi I think thats the worst gift for real! YUCK
that was for the raw chitlings
Tyra’s man keeping skills
T-Tyler Perry’s Madea suit-just the crotch
Ushers man keepin skills
Vinegar scented deodorant
WORMS<<<FROM A MAN
Have I been abandoned? *Grabs Bossip purse and coat and storms towards door. But stops suddenly and turns around slowly as the lights dim and spotlight shines down. “We were so close. I don’t need them to finish!”*
I dont know one for x
Y Because I love you.
Zebra skin coat with a side of PETA.
Zu later
Xylophone drumsticks?
I dont know about dat one
YAY!! OK I must finish so I can get outta here…everyone else is gone and it’s verrrryyyyy quiet..kinda freaky!
Yeah Ima little embarr*****ed about it…ssshhhhh
z – Zebra skin coat with a side of PETA.
Zu later
ya’ll stay cracking me up!
1000k posts in 10 hours? That is crazy.
that’s a good move. we should support her.
yesss! finalllyyy was involved in a 1000-post thread!
I would like to take full responsibility as well as full credit for this thread, LOL (even though my ***** left after 60% of it
hahahahahah I was @ h&m yesterday. Rihanna called the store and asked if they would shut it down for an hour while she shopped. They told her NO. I love her, but damn… the day after christmas? ***** please LOL