Thursday, December 27th, 2007
Lying to the Fans
Posted by Bossip Staff
Ladies, we don’t know if there is a sock or a grown man in those pants, but Chris Brown is trying too hard to prove that he is legal. Damn, if that’s an authentic bulge that little dude is packin’ for real.
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very suspicious
i know its a slow news day but DAMN
Looks like air to me
we went to the concert last night and let me say, it looked real from where i was sittin (8th row)
Incredibly slow news day…………who’s up for a game of what celeb would you face ***** and for how long and for what effect? Besides the obvious payoff. Who’s with me?
wow…nice bulge hahaa!
This is a joke right?
I AM SO GLAD HE IS 18!! I saw Chirs at Essence Fest, and Whoa! Looking good!
come, he’s wearing a harnest.
come on*
Bones Jordan, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
OML! I swear you are killing it with the comments today boy.
That boy is fast slidin’ towards “sitcho*****down” territory…
I’ll Do CHRIS BROWN! HARD!
LOL!
He is hot, and the way he moves is yummy!
I wil give him at least 5 more years!
I am 29 1/2…I would be a chester 4 real! LOL
I went to his concert in bmore and after the show he got a new fan. After he did that song “Take Me Down” with the 2 other dancers, I had to go to the dc concert. Both shows were g.ood. I’m so glad he’s 18.
@Bones Jordan
get it crackin….bcuz bossip ain’t talkin bout nothing today!
Kind of looks like a combination of air and one of those things Cameo used to wear – Maybe just trying to protect himself. and Bossip this is news because…?
O wow I hope it’s real. Looking good from where I sit. I guess them cougars is gettn the good thang for real! LOL
It think that is just the military gear hiking up his pants. By the way, why is he wearing military gear?
Q? when do toys pines stop growing my friend which is a guy told me at 24 is it trua
Damn…I’ll drink his bath water!!!!
It’s just the harness. Remember when Dubya went ***** out after his Mission Accomplished parachuting photo op? (If you didn’t, sorry for the mental image)
don’t mean to sound nasty but my little ***** brother got ***** for days. i accidently walked in on him while he was dressing up and that junk was almost dangling to his knees. no lie. and he’s only sixteen. so yeah, maybe chris is packing like that.
If it is all him, it looks a bit misshapen. A few too many humps.
Yo Bones I’m game
LMAO…I FEEL LIKE A CHESTER LOOKIN AT HIM…BUT IF ITS ALL HIM…GET GET GET GET IT SHAWTY
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Okay, for all my bossip folk. My first choice would obviously be………….(drum roll)……….. London Charles(Deelishis). I’d face ***** that fine ***** for like a hour and a half or longer(depending on how long she can take it without barfing(no fun). When I’m ready to bust I’d want her to talk ***** to me like Pinky(redbone midget *****o star broad) does to her male costars when she’s getting ready to take the money shot. She say ***** like, yeah baby, c’mon drench it. Oooh, yeah daddy, all in my mouth, on my *****ies………oooohh……… and then, wham!!!!!! I’d shoot it right down her gobbler. While straining, and trying to hold composure, I’d finish off the shot, stir my still completely erect sausage in her mouth, face and forehead, and give her a cool wink. Then I’d say my what a wonderful tea part Ms. Charles, you can get off your knees now. NEXT!!
@ M Daddy, what up pimpin??
Bossip scours tmz 2, huh?
I’m kind of turned on.
why he look scared of it though?
@Bones
pretty graphic..but how ya doing?
THAT’S GOT TO BE A PART OF THE SLING HE’S IN.
it’s fake.
ANY GIRL WHO IS OVER THE AGE OF 16 AND LOOKING AT LIL CHRISSY LIKE THAT NEEDS A ROLE MODEL. THIS IS A LIL BOY. HE CANT DO NOTHING FOR ME BUT CUT MY GR*****.
well, he is tall as hell, and he does have some long ***** fingers….
@ Bones Jordan
Man, that was so graphic I think it’s quite apparent you’ve played out that scenario many a time in your head huh? lol.
LOL @ REBEL78
“WHY HE LOOK SCARED OF IT THOUGH”
That is all *****…whats wow about that…not hatin but,if your into ***** go for it…
@M Daddy and anybody who wants to play…………. BLACK CELEBS THAT I’D LOVE TO FACE ***** come on in.
@ Mistyblue
“He can’t do nothing but cut my gr*****”
That was funny as hell! LMAO
atez
don’t mean to sound nasty but my little ***** brother got ***** for days. i accidently walked in on him while he was dressing up and that junk was almost dangling to his knees. no lie. and he’s only sixteen. so yeah, maybe chris is packing like that.
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NEVER share that with anyone else. Waaaay too much information.
@ justmoi, you already know………..
LMMFAO@Bird
I was thinking the same thing.
Atez, puh-leeze keep that to yourself.
Im with you on that one Bird! WAYYYYYY 2MUCH INFO! But it doesnt look like that much!Harness does grab upwards so………….. Maybe a little sock action, every male superstar does it
ANY GIRL WHO IS OVER THE AGE OF 16 AND LOOKING AT LIL CHRISSY LIKE THAT NEEDS A ROLE MODEL. THIS IS A LIL BOY. HE CANT DO NOTHING FOR ME BUT CUT MY GR*****.
thats what im talking i cant see him like that he is too young.
@Bones
boy…….LMAO!
Is this a boy’s only game?
There is no story here. None whatsoever!
***** it, I ain’t doin ***** yall so I’ll play by myself or somethin. Who’s next? Damn all I can think of is ***** stars and my big *****ied co workers who y’all have no knowledge of. I got it. Sole. Sole would get it for about 36 minutes non stop hard with a lot of slobber. She’d have to take that big ***** bra of hers(lovin the visual) b4 we got down to bizness. Now, I got her on her knees, in my old dude’s basement(big open room) and I ain’t gettin the head I’m hopin for because I keep bending down to play with and suck on her double ds. I’d tell her to keep slobbing me down and suck on my ***** too. After 36 or so minutes like I said I’d pull it out of her mouth in mid stroke and shoot it in her eyes and hair. I’d grab a towel from upstairs and wipe her face down, give her a french kiss and say, baby sorry for having to keep bending down repeatedly to suck on and fondle your huge *****, but I couln’t help myself. You got some Campbell’s Soup *****. Mmmmm mmm, good. NEXT!
It’s either a grenade or a gun…lol
Bossip FAll Back w/ the crotch shots and package photos.
DISGUSTING all around and it makes no difference whether the subject is 18 or 80.
@ tlatrice, no but like I said, today’s a day where I AIN’T DOIN *****. So come up with a better one or join in cuz I’m gettin horny and creative. Come on bruhs, who would yall face *****……………yall know the game.
Yeah, don’t actually feel right looking at this picture. Besides, he’s fully clothed anyhow…..does nothin for me.
He’s probably average…but I’d still liquor him up and ***** him…teach him a few thangs only a grown woman can teach.
@Bones r u serious…..
Ok so I just turned 21 and I’d let Chris hit it any way he wanted. Does that make me a pedo? And I don’t feel nasty about it, that lil dude is fine as hell.
@MiStYbLuE
well remember that eva longoria in desperate housewives began sleeping with the boy that was cutting her gr*****, young juice is always nice, sometimes you’ll want a sip.
okay first off to the person wit mary looking like a chicken that is not cute…
But on Chris Brown that lil young boy got it going on,…..i bet he got more then bow wow and omarion lil azz…
3rd on my list would be Halle. The current pregnant and lovely version. Low key, she needs to drop the kid and after that, gain 40 lbs. Anyway, no disgusting ***** story here. Use your imagination. Real *****s stand the ***** up beeyatch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bones Jordan***** THAT WAS LAME AS HELL…I REALLY HOPE THAT’S NOT HOW YOUR FANTASIES GO FOR REAL, I WOULD HAVE LEFT AS SOON AS YOU WERE TAKING ME INTO THE BASEMENT…LOL AND I GOT SOME CAMPBELL SOUP 38DD’S MYSELF…LOL
@ Paigey, baby that’s actually reality but oh well. You might got some DD’s but I don’t know if they Campbell’s soup DDs. With you I prolly wouldn’t go the basement route. I’d take you to the crib or some *****. But you scared to play my game so…………….Paigey, are you a big woman? I ask that because you said you’d have to liquor an 18 year old up to get some *****. How’s that?
Yo Bones
I got Meagan Good. But hell thats a no brainer
Yall can have lil Chris brown *****……give me reggie bush, I’ll tie that hoe Kim Kar*****ian up and make that ***** watch! 4 sure!
@ Fuzzy Nipples, are YOU serious with a screen name like that? Ugh. To answer your question yes I am. But since I see that I’m bein a little too nasty today I’ll take a hint and fall back.
Bones
VIDA G ALL DAY & NIGHT
mmmm i HAVE A NEW FOUND appreciation for Chris B. Although he is still too damn young and i think it’s mostly air,
lol @ Bird
I read the first few words and hurriedly scrolled down….
@ M Daddy, obviously baby. That’s a winner. Dog I an’t gone hold you up, I prefer my jumpoffs and hoes that I cheat on my girl with to be a bit *****ty, at minimum, what my peoples call “loose”. That’s why I can’t see myself gettin domes from chicks like her. You know girls who look like good girls.
@ Bones what’s wrong with my screen name?
@Fuzzy Nipplez
While Reggie is diggin you out I’ll be breakin Kim’s Back. So there are no need for ropes
Bones
I feel ya Dawg 100%
@ M Daddy, ahhh, the video hoe. This one is too easy. SUPERHEAD. But like I said on a previous post, real talk, I and you have gotten better brains, it’s just the label though, you know. Oh ***** my *****, I just thought about somethin, go to http://www.hhdb.com, it’s hip hop data base. They got this one ***** under hip hop honeys called Absolutely Amber, she from the D and got the biggest ***** you ever done seen(prolly not but most proportionate and doonky for her build) she would get the face *****ing treatment for hours *****. Check her out and get back at me maine.
Bossip, why in the hell would you care what he’s packing? What kind of people are on your staff?
Chris isn’t the only one suspect these days. Leave these little boys alone.
sounds good to me…..
@ Fuzzy Nipps, imho, that is a terrible visual. A *****y ain’t supposed to have no hair on it. Ugh. GTFOH. Figuratively I mean.
WHY IS BONES JORDAN SUCH A PERVERT… I BET HE’S A DORKY 19 YR OLD COMPUTER NERD W/ ZITS WHO CANT GET LAID SO HE SITS AT HIS STICKY KEYBOARD FANTASIZING ABOUT ALL THE ***** HE WILL NEVER GET
ROFLMAO true…..couldn’t think of anything else, got any ideas?
Bossip FAll Back w/ the crotch shots and package photos.
DISGUSTING all around and it makes no difference whether the subject is 18 or 80.
^^^^interesting considering your name is FiyahCrotch
Bones
DAYUM!!! Thats all day DAWG!!
Got damn Bones, if you really that hard up for some damn head and ***** go pay for a pro. I mean GEEZE LOL! I thought I was a lil bad but WTF’s wrong with you LMFAO??? Anyhow lol, I doubt that lil creature got a big piece. If you squeeze his nuts and twigs together you might come up with a bush or a in this case, a bulge.
When did he join the Navy Seals special ops???
CHRIS BROWN CONTINUED TO DO YOUR THING WITH THE LADIES AINT MAD AT YOU.
@ Misty Blue, naw baby, actually…… I don’t even need to defend myself. I down my self for bein on this site but if your job were as boring as my gig is with NOTHING to do for 8.5 hours you’d be on a blog for women talkin ***** about who you’d face ***** too(provided you were a 26 black man who gets a lot of ***** and head, but also wants to bang the hoes that work at his job but……………. can’t do that or they’ll fire you or worse sue you for sex. harr*****ment). But I understand, enough with the *****o blogs. I just keep it honest but I really ain’t here to offend *****ody… male or female but yall be havin so boring ***** conversation so in my mind I gotta spice it up a bit. Go to MTO, they posters are more ignorant than my hardest *****o posts, no bull. Also, some of yall females get extra nasty as well so don’t down my nasty posts cuz it involes women swallowing and getting graphic with my thoughts. Another thing, the ***** like the aboce graphic description of me and Ginuwine’s wife be real. I know you don’t know me and prolly think I’m still a white boy from Nebraska, but I live in Detroit and work in a suburb of the city called Troy. I work around a lot of big *****ed attractive, women of color and keep a hard on anyway so my mind stays in the gutter. I’m done. Come up with better games or posts for a ***** and I probably…… won’t be so graphic in the future, but don’t get so easily offended at my nasty *****. Alright.
@ kai, I ain’t hard up baby, but put yourself in my position. Job with no work, bored working with a bunch of *****es that you’d like to take into the mens room. C’mon, anyway, for you and all the other people who think I get a little carried away, I will kick back with the x rated posts. Real Talk. Unless the subject comes up(blame Bossip). And even then I’ll contain myself.
WHAT IN THE FREAKNIC HELL is going on in here?
Bones honey u might wanna go head on into the bathroom son…lol
and look @ u m-daddy…hmm lol
Bones, I actually laughed out loud when you hit the line: “but put yourself in my position. Job with no work, bored working with a bunch of *****es”. HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY! LOL
Uggghhh oh my!!!!! There are m*****ive amounts of perverts and pedophiles on this site! Dayum can’t ya keep ya fantasies in the gutter, where they belong? Gessshhhh…anyways…Chris is a cutie, but I never had (nor do I now) any fantasies of f***** him…but that’s just me…
@ B Mama, sorry Mama, I realize that I should be more respectful even on a black internet blog. I was raised with respect and even though it’s just the internet and we all basically talkin *****…… I don’t want yall to think I just be sittin around thinkin about what ***** star or D girl or co worker I’d like to hit.
@ Kai, I’m serious shorty. I hope you feel me.
@ Bones
Would you shave the mustache off of London Charles (Deelishis) first or leave it there? That ***** is a man with a wig, you must be into the body b/c she has a “butta-face”
But onst again, if any of my real dudes who don’t comment but read our comments wanna check it out again it’s HHDB.COM and her name is Absolutely Amber. She is an extreme banger from right up here in Detroit. Now talk about me gettin nasty………. (in Bernie Mac from Life’s Jangle Leg voice….. sheeeeeet………. sorry Cap’n)
THE KID IS WEARING A JOCK STRAP TO PROTECT HIMSELF. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.
naw bones ain’t nothing wrong with it…it’s just it was kinda freaky took me off guard. lol
@ Baby Hand, I ain’t never noticed a stash dog. I got her pics(airbrushed but who cares) in that smooth joint right here on my desk. I’m thinking you’re probably gay……am I right?
@ Bones Jordan, I don’t take offense to your comments, you been keeping me laughing the whole day. I be at work bored as hell to, with nothing to do but be on these gossip sites clowning, so I feel you.
Is Ms Sugar Wall as teacher…might not want to say that about Cb. hummmmmmmmmm!
I am not gone say nuthing else…keeps comments to her self.
sorry ladies that just how those pants were made. That’s air. Nick Cannon had the sme thing happen to him at a concert.
Bones
Dawg you just saying ***** other ***** *****as is scared to say. I got cha back Dawg. Say that *****
Bahama Mama
Hey Boo!!!!
hey m-daddy!! were u good this year? did santa get u what u wanted? if i remember correctly u wanted vida butt nekid under ur tree…with a bow….lol
Bahama Mama
I didnt get Vida but I did get alot of lovin this Xmas excuse me XXXMAS
@ tintin … I STILL MAINTAIN HE THAT LIL BABY CAN CUT MY GR***** FOR ME. AFTERWARDS ILL BRING HIM OUT SOME MILK AND COOKIES AND SEND HIM HOME TO HIS MOMMA. IM A GROWN ***** WOMAN AND NEED A GROWN ***** MAN. YOU ONLY WANNA LOOK AT THE LAWN BOY WHEN YOUR MAN AINT HITTIN IT RIGHT AND IN THAT ARENA MY MAN HAS NO COMPETITION. IM NOT INTO TEACHING A LITTLE BOY HOW TO TURN ON A GROWN WOMAN. ILL FIX HIS LIL ***** A SNACK PACK AND SEND HIM HOME LOL … AND @ BONES … I TRIP OFF HOW WILD YOU GET IN YOUR POSTS LOL FOR REAL YOU OFF THE CHAIN AND I WORK IN A SIMILAR ENVIRONMENT AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME BEING A FEMALE WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN YOU THINK. IM JUST DONT HAVE TO ACT THIRSTY ALL THE TIME… BUT W/ FREEDOM OF SPEECH & ALL… DO WHAT YOU DO
IM 23 BUT I LOVE ME SOME CHRIS…..:)
yall are too funny im getting a kick out of this from reading yall funny ***** comments keep them coming because my day is slow as hell too
*****BONES JORDAN******
Not a big girl honey wearing a size 8…U really gonna take me to the crib? Awwwww you so sweet…I’m 32 so I’m a little too grown for Chris B. but after a few Vodka Martini’s I might be persuaded to give him some…Might take a few more for you since I don’t know what you look like…but if your ***** is long we can work out a Paper Bag deal…?? LMAO
i know Chris Stokes would be all over this boy.
There’s a better picture of him on TMZ.
@PaigeyWaigey ROFLMAO! Get it gurl!
take that take that take that
it’s all for Gabrille Union – lol
THAT’S NOT HIS ***** IT’S JUST HIS PANTS BEING GATHERED LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF THE STRAPS HE GOT AROUND HIS LEGS AND IT CREATED A “AIR BAG”
LMMFO!
*****catfun/so *****k off you could be right about the air bags effect… but karinne steffans (superhead) said he had a big one … maybe shes right?
HOW WOULD KARRINE KNOW WHAT CHRIS BROWN WORKIN WITH? SHE AINT TOP SHELF NO MORE. SHE PROBABLY COULDNT GET AT THAT LIL BOY IF SHE PAID HIM
DAMN! THIS WORK DAY WILL NOT END! 1 MORE HOUR
I’m pretty sure he’s gay though…
yeah it’s real because we were sitting in front row at the concert in houston. i hope superhead can work with his “magic stick” LOL
looks extra lumpy.. iono
I saw the pics where his sidekick was hacked and that shyt looks LOVELY and big!!
Id give the business to Chris Brown….with no shame whatsoever
Got to be a slow news day if this is all you have to post. He still looks like he smells like day old sour milk
MANDINGO!!!!!!
It looks fake like he stuffed something in there. Or he could just have huge *****. LOL. It doesn’t look real to me, it look like it magically appeared because his photoshoots never show me packi’.
Remember those false photos that people say found from his sidekick. He said that it wasn’t his and looks like a hotdog. Haha
i think its the harness pushing the twig and berries together…id like to see it hard though..yum
I think everyone up here has had way too much egg nog, but it’s kool because I had a good laugh!!
C B is a nice gay~~~someone saw his profile with hot & sexy photos on “WealthyKiss.com”, a dating site for celebrities and millionaires. It seems the profile looks sincere and attractive. Maybe even clebs feel lonely and lost sometimes. They also need love and fun. hehe.. Maybe sometimes they really need a soul mate rather than a rich buddy.
@ Atez PLEASE, you are bordering on perverse REALLY WAY TOO MUCH INFO FOR REAL, take the birds advice. I nearly threw up in my mouth, damn.
A panties full of nuts thats all!
That Chris Brown has never crossed paths with Chris Stokes, has he?
Boredom. lol
i’M NOT IMPRESSED…
looks more like a wardrobe malfunction to me
OH YEAH…MMM I WANNA SEE UP CLOSE IF THATS REAL…OOOWEE!I BET IT IS…SIGHS…DAMN !HE WULD GET 20 HUMPS FRUM ME!
idk if its real or not.
but either way, he is so sexy!
lmfao.
and he has a harnest on so thats probably causing a bulge.
idkkkk.
whatever.
For those of you who think Chris is a weakling who can’t manage older women, check out this link, Elephant Man watches as he lift and dances with a 200+ pound woman!!!!!!!!!
For those of you who think Chris is a weakling who can’t manage older women, check out this link, Elephant Man watches as he lifts and dances with a 200+ pound woman!!!!!!!!!
Here you go!!!
that is clearly the head of his *****. i believe he’s packin heat. i bet he got some kind of stamina too.
Oooooh, DAMN!
I WANT SOME OF DAT!
I am 34 soon to be 35 this year, and I am ashamed to say Chris Brown is fiiiinnnneeeee. That boy is hot, he gotta future for real.
lol 2 SELECT…yea aint nuthin fake bout that. i kno dude put it down too, ***** da way he be dancin..oooowheee
I saw him in concert and ther was a bulge! It WaS kInDa DiStRacTiNG HAHA he came down from the ceiling dressed like that for wall 2 wall! BoW wOw was there 2 w/ some white pants on he looked like he had a pitched tent! hahaI love ChRIs tha show was great
hold up chris brown is my man and he is all real
W0W iS ALL i CAN SAY iM TELLiN U i LOVE THiS MAN HE”S SO HOT… HAHA BUT DiD U GUYS HERE ABOUT BOW WOW SPiTTiN iN HiS FACE RiTE B4 HE WAZ ABOUT TUH GO ON STAGE!!! i WAS HEATED
okay I dont know if he is packin but i would like to..Hes sexi..and he can dance! yep
woah ;]
Shoot you guys should ask Superhead if Chris Brown is lying to the fans, since she done sex dang well EVERY musician.
that’s all him honey. i love his ***** and i know he aint faking it. but rihanna better not be getting it
yea.
umm.
i told him to put his stuff away.
mann.
lol.
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GOOD GRACIOUS!♥