Lying to the Fans

Posted on December 27th, 2007 - By Bossip Staff

Categories: Chris Brown, News

Posted by Bossip Staff

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Ladies, we don’t know if there is a sock or a grown man in those pants, but Chris Brown is trying too hard to prove that he is legal. Damn, if that’s an authentic bulge that little dude is packin’ for real.

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Images via WENN

  • hmmm

    very suspicious

  • Momo

    Looks like air to me

  • cmimback

    we went to the concert last night and let me say, it looked real from where i was sittin (8th row)

  • 45150

    wow…nice bulge hahaa!

  • Kappa2Man

    This is a joke right?

  • Marie

    I AM SO GLAD HE IS 18!! I saw Chirs at Essence Fest, and Whoa! Looking good!

  • Seriously…

    come, he’s wearing a harnest.

  • Seriously…

    come on*

  • justmoi

    Bones Jordan, LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

    OML! I swear you are killing it with the comments today boy.

  • Bonnie

    That boy is fast slidin’ towards “sitchoassdown” territory…

  • http://youtube.com/fifitrooper Ms. Sugar Walls

    I’ll Do CHRIS BROWN! HARD!

    LOL!

    He is hot, and the way he moves is yummy!

    I wil give him at least 5 more years!

    I am 29 1/2…I would be a chester 4 real! LOL

  • Natiera

    I went to his concert in bmore and after the show he got a new fan. After he did that song “Take Me Down” with the 2 other dancers, I had to go to the dc concert. Both shows were g.ood. I’m so glad he’s 18.

  • blinditemstalka

    O wow I hope it’s real. Looking good from where I sit. I guess them cougars is gettn the good thang for real! LOL

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    It think that is just the military gear hiking up his pants. By the way, why is he wearing military gear?

  • qeeun of the sciscirs

    Q? when do toys pines stop growing my friend which is a guy told me at 24 is it trua

  • Jess2much4u

    Damn…I’ll drink his bath water!!!!

  • lalalatina

    It’s just the harness. Remember when Dubya went balls out after his Mission Accomplished parachuting photo op? (If you didn’t, sorry for the mental image)

  • atez

    don’t mean to sound nasty but my little ass brother got dick for days. i accidently walked in on him while he was dressing up and that junk was almost dangling to his knees. no lie. and he’s only sixteen. so yeah, maybe chris is packing like that.

  • Yes sir!

    If it is all him, it looks a bit misshapen. A few too many humps.

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Yo Bones I’m game

  • u would like to know

    LMAO…I FEEL LIKE A CHESTER LOOKIN AT HIM…BUT IF ITS ALL HIM…GET GET GET GET IT SHAWTY

  • Bones Jordan

    @ M Daddy, what up pimpin??

  • Miche

    I’m kind of turned on.

  • Rebel78

    why he look scared of it though?

  • Rebel78

    @Bones

    pretty graphic..but how ya doing?

  • GC-SCORPION

    THAT’S GOT TO BE A PART OF THE SLING HE’S IN.

  • gina

    it’s fake.

  • MiStYbLuE

    ANY GIRL WHO IS OVER THE AGE OF 16 AND LOOKING AT LIL CHRISSY LIKE THAT NEEDS A ROLE MODEL. THIS IS A LIL BOY. HE CANT DO NOTHING FOR ME BUT CUT MY GRASS.

  • dayg715

    well, he is tall as hell, and he does have some long ass fingers….

  • justmoi

    @ Bones Jordan

    Man, that was so graphic I think it’s quite apparent you’ve played out that scenario many a time in your head huh? lol.

  • MiStYbLuE

    LOL @ REBEL78

    “WHY HE LOOK SCARED OF IT THOUGH”

  • Ibn

    That is all BALLS…whats wow about that…not hatin but,if your into BALLS go for it…

  • trs

    @ Mistyblue

    “He can’t do nothing but cut my grass”

    That was funny as hell! LMAO

  • http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

    atez

    don’t mean to sound nasty but my little ass brother got dick for days. i accidently walked in on him while he was dressing up and that junk was almost dangling to his knees. no lie. and he’s only sixteen. so yeah, maybe chris is packing like that.

    ****************************************************

    NEVER share that with anyone else. Waaaay too much information.

  • Bones Jordan

    @ justmoi, you already know………..

  • Yes sir!

    LMMFAO@Bird

    I was thinking the same thing.

    Atez, puh-leeze keep that to yourself.

  • Blk King &Queen

    Im with you on that one Bird! WAYYYYYY 2MUCH INFO! But it doesnt look like that much!Harness does grab upwards so………….. Maybe a little sock action, every male superstar does it

  • marv

    ANY GIRL WHO IS OVER THE AGE OF 16 AND LOOKING AT LIL CHRISSY LIKE THAT NEEDS A ROLE MODEL. THIS IS A LIL BOY. HE CANT DO NOTHING FOR ME BUT CUT MY GRASS.

    thats what im talking i cant see him like that he is too young.

  • tlatrice

    @Bones

    boy…….LMAO!

    Is this a boy’s only game?

  • JaliliMasster

    There is no story here. None whatsoever!

  • Stephy

    It’s either a grenade or a gun…lol

  • Fuzzy Nipplez

    Yeah, don’t actually feel right looking at this picture. Besides, he’s fully clothed anyhow…..does nothin for me.

  • Fuzzy Nipplez

    @Bones r u serious…..

  • Storm

    Ok so I just turned 21 and I’d let Chris hit it any way he wanted. Does that make me a pedo? And I don’t feel nasty about it, that lil dude is fine as hell.

  • tintin

    @MiStYbLuE

    well remember that eva longoria in desperate housewives began sleeping with the boy that was cutting her grass, young juice is always nice, sometimes you’ll want a sip.

  • PaigeyWaigey

    Bones Jordan***** THAT WAS LAME AS HELL…I REALLY HOPE THAT’S NOT HOW YOUR FANTASIES GO FOR REAL, I WOULD HAVE LEFT AS SOON AS YOU WERE TAKING ME INTO THE BASEMENT…LOL AND I GOT SOME CAMPBELL SOUP 38DD’S MYSELF…LOL

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Yo Bones

    I got Meagan Good. But hell thats a no brainer

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Fuzzy Nipples, are YOU serious with a screen name like that? Ugh. To answer your question yes I am. But since I see that I’m bein a little too nasty today I’ll take a hint and fall back.

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Bones

    VIDA G ALL DAY & NIGHT

  • Mona

    mmmm i HAVE A NEW FOUND appreciation for Chris B. Although he is still too damn young and i think it’s mostly air,

  • Fuzzy Nipplez

    @ Bones what’s wrong with my screen name?

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    @Fuzzy Nipplez

    While Reggie is diggin you out I’ll be breakin Kim’s Back. So there are no need for ropes

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Bones

    I feel ya Dawg 100%

  • Fuzzy Nipplez

    sounds good to me…..

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Fuzzy Nipps, imho, that is a terrible visual. A titty ain’t supposed to have no hair on it. Ugh. GTFOH. Figuratively I mean.

  • Fuzzy Nipplez

    ROFLMAO true…..couldn’t think of anything else, got any ideas?

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Bones

    DAYUM!!! Thats all day DAWG!!

  • NubianGoddez

    When did he join the Navy Seals special ops???

  • Bahama Mama

    WHAT IN THE FREAKNIC HELL is going on in here?

    Bones honey u might wanna go head on into the bathroom son…lol

    and look @ u m-daddy…hmm lol

  • Angel_Minded

    Uggghhh oh my!!!!! There are massive amounts of perverts and pedophiles on this site! Dayum can’t ya keep ya fantasies in the gutter, where they belong? Gessshhhh…anyways…Chris is a cutie, but I never had (nor do I now) any fantasies of f***** him…but that’s just me… :)

  • Bones Jordan

    But onst again, if any of my real dudes who don’t comment but read our comments wanna check it out again it’s HHDB.COM and her name is Absolutely Amber. She is an extreme banger from right up here in Detroit. Now talk about me gettin nasty………. (in Bernie Mac from Life’s Jangle Leg voice….. sheeeeeet………. sorry Cap’n)

  • trina

    THE KID IS WEARING A JOCK STRAP TO PROTECT HIMSELF. WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS.

  • Bahama Mama

    naw bones ain’t nothing wrong with it…it’s just it was kinda freaky took me off guard. lol

  • Bones Jordan

    @ Baby Hand, I ain’t never noticed a stash dog. I got her pics(airbrushed but who cares) in that smooth joint right here on my desk. I’m thinking you’re probably gay……am I right?

  • Storm

    @ Bones Jordan, I don’t take offense to your comments, you been keeping me laughing the whole day. I be at work bored as hell to, with nothing to do but be on these gossip sites clowning, so I feel you.

  • http://site.gravatar.com/emails A True Gem

    Is Ms Sugar Wall as teacher…might not want to say that about Cb. hummmmmmmmmm!

    I am not gone say nuthing else…keeps comments to her self.

  • Ghost

    sorry ladies that just how those pants were made. That’s air. Nick Cannon had the sme thing happen to him at a concert.

  • M-DADDY OAKLANDS FINEST

    Bahama Mama

    Hey Boo!!!!

  • Bahama Mama

    hey m-daddy!! were u good this year? did santa get u what u wanted? if i remember correctly u wanted vida butt nekid under ur tree…with a bow….lol

  • MiStYbLuE

    @ tintin … I STILL MAINTAIN HE THAT LIL BABY CAN CUT MY GRASS FOR ME. AFTERWARDS ILL BRING HIM OUT SOME MILK AND COOKIES AND SEND HIM HOME TO HIS MOMMA. IM A GROWN ASS WOMAN AND NEED A GROWN ASS MAN. YOU ONLY WANNA LOOK AT THE LAWN BOY WHEN YOUR MAN AINT HITTIN IT RIGHT AND IN THAT ARENA MY MAN HAS NO COMPETITION. IM NOT INTO TEACHING A LITTLE BOY HOW TO TURN ON A GROWN WOMAN. ILL FIX HIS LIL ASS A SNACK PACK AND SEND HIM HOME LOL … AND @ BONES … I TRIP OFF HOW WILD YOU GET IN YOUR POSTS LOL FOR REAL YOU OFF THE CHAIN AND I WORK IN A SIMILAR ENVIRONMENT AND WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ME BEING A FEMALE WE HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN YOU THINK. IM JUST DONT HAVE TO ACT THIRSTY ALL THE TIME… BUT W/ FREEDOM OF SPEECH & ALL… DO WHAT YOU DO

  • adrianna

    IM 23 BUT I LOVE ME SOME CHRIS…..:)

  • backyard

    yall are too funny im getting a kick out of this from reading yall funny ass comments keep them coming because my day is slow as hell too

  • PaigeyWaigey

    *****BONES JORDAN******

    Not a big girl honey wearing a size 8…U really gonna take me to the crib? Awwwww you so sweet…I’m 32 so I’m a little too grown for Chris B. but after a few Vodka Martini’s I might be persuaded to give him some…Might take a few more for you since I don’t know what you look like…but if your dick is long we can work out a Paper Bag deal…?? LMAO

  • whatever

    i know Chris Stokes would be all over this boy.

  • whensherainsshepurrrrsss

    There’s a better picture of him on TMZ.

  • Fuzzy Nipplez

    @PaigeyWaigey ROFLMAO! Get it gurl!

  • Lip Chap aka Fuzzy

    take that take that take that

  • E$

    it’s all for Gabrille Union – lol

  • MiStYbLuE

    HOW WOULD KARRINE KNOW WHAT CHRIS BROWN WORKIN WITH? SHE AINT TOP SHELF NO MORE. SHE PROBABLY COULDNT GET AT THAT LIL BOY IF SHE PAID HIM

  • MiStYbLuE

    DAMN! THIS WORK DAY WILL NOT END! 1 MORE HOUR :(

  • Sammy J. Parker

    I’m pretty sure he’s gay though…

  • Jasmine aka Chris Brown Wifey 4 Lifey

    yeah it’s real because we were sitting in front row at the concert in houston. i hope superhead can work with his “magic stick” LOL

  • TeeHeeHeeee

    looks extra lumpy.. iono

  • Geechielady

    I saw the pics where his sidekick was hacked and that shyt looks LOVELY and big!!

    Id give the business to Chris Brown….with no shame whatsoever

  • MDS

    Got to be a slow news day if this is all you have to post. He still looks like he smells like day old sour milk

  • ladyk

    MANDINGO!!!!!!

  • serene

    It looks fake like he stuffed something in there. Or he could just have huge balls. LOL. It doesn’t look real to me, it look like it magically appeared because his photoshoots never show me packi’.

    Remember those false photos that people say found from his sidekick. He said that it wasn’t his and looks like a hotdog. Haha

  • bree

    i think its the harness pushing the twig and berries together…id like to see it hard though..yum :P

  • OMG

    I think everyone up here has had way too much egg nog, but it’s kool because I had a good laugh!!

  • prima

    @ Atez PLEASE, you are bordering on perverse REALLY WAY TOO MUCH INFO FOR REAL, take the birds advice. I nearly threw up in my mouth, damn.

  • My Business

    A panties full of nuts thats all!

  • Curly Fries

    That Chris Brown has never crossed paths with Chris Stokes, has he?

  • http://floacist.wordpress.com angela

    Boredom. lol

  • THAT AIN’T NOTHING!!!!

    i’M NOT IMPRESSED…

  • chi chi

    looks more like a wardrobe malfunction to me

  • WTH?

    OH YEAH…MMM I WANNA SEE UP CLOSE IF THATS REAL…OOOWEE!I BET IT IS…SIGHS…DAMN !HE WULD GET 20 HUMPS FRUM ME!

  • http://celeb.wohoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/chris-brown-and-elephant-man.jpg Lenny Girl

    For those of you who think Chris is a weakling who can’t manage older women, check out this link, Elephant Man watches as he lift and dances with a 200+ pound woman!!!!!!!!!

  • http://celeb.wohoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/chris-brown-and-elephant-man.jpg Lenny Girl

    For those of you who think Chris is a weakling who can’t manage older women, check out this link, Elephant Man watches as he lifts and dances with a 200+ pound woman!!!!!!!!!

  • Lenny Girl

    Here you go!!!

  • SELECT

    that is clearly the head of his dick. i believe he’s packin heat. i bet he got some kind of stamina too.

  • Taqo

    Oooooh, DAMN!

    I WANT SOME OF DAT!

  • tracy

    I am 34 soon to be 35 this year, and I am ashamed to say Chris Brown is fiiiinnnneeeee. That boy is hot, he gotta future for real.

  • http://htjtrj.com ghyyjryyrye

    hold up chris brown is my man and he is all real

  • ASiA

    W0W iS ALL i CAN SAY iM TELLiN U i LOVE THiS MAN HE”S SO HOT… HAHA BUT DiD U GUYS HERE ABOUT BOW WOW SPiTTiN iN HiS FACE RiTE B4 HE WAZ ABOUT TUH GO ON STAGE!!! i WAS HEATED

  • Drea

    okay I dont know if he is packin but i would like to..Hes sexi..and he can dance! yep

  • damnnnnn :]]]

    woah ;]

  • Elizabeth

    Shoot you guys should ask Superhead if Chris Brown is lying to the fans, since she done sex dang well EVERY musician.

  • http://yahoo yaya

    that’s all him honey. i love his ass and i know he aint faking it. but rihanna better not be getting it

  • Charmaine

    yea.

    umm.

    i told him to put his stuff away.

    mann.

    lol.

    :]

  • Dominique=Maxwell Fan♥

    GOOD GRACIOUS!♥

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