Search results for osama bin laden

June 15th, 2011
8:55 AM EST

5 Pakistani Informants Popped For Helping CIA Find Osama bin Laden’s Little Lair

Damn, homies…in America these cats would be the man, homie…

May 14th, 2011
11:06 AM EST

Bolitics: George W. Bush Finally Talks His Sh*t About The Raid On Osama Bin Laden!!

We can’t believe it took him this long to say somethin’

May 13th, 2011
8:32 AM EST

Taliban Revenge: Suicide Bombers Murk 80 People To Avenge Osama bin Laden’s Death

80 dead and 120 injured thanks to some bin Laden stans:

A pair of suicide bombers attacked recruits leaving a paramilitary training center in Pakistan on Friday, killing 80 people

May 9th, 2011
9:52 AM EST

Osama bin Laden Couldn’t Get It Up??? al Qaeda Leader Found With Viagra Pills

All these new bin Laden findings are pure comedy. Now they’re saying ole boy was using Viagra!

May 5th, 2011
5:40 PM EST

Shook Ones: Sources Say Osama bin Laden Acted Like A Lil BEEITCH When Confronted

Faux News is reporting that Osama bin Laden was acting like a cowardly little beyotch when he was captured:

May 5th, 2011
9:13 AM EST
May 4th, 2011
9:40 AM EST

Stashin: Osama bin Laden Had Cash And Phone Numbers Sewn In His Clothes When He Was Murked

Looks like someone was preparing to get his flee on before his wig was split:

May 3rd, 2011
9:14 AM EST

White House Watches As Osama bin Laden Dies…Pakistan Had “No Idea” al Qaeda Leader Was Hiding In Abbottabad

Okay, so we have the photo of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and other folks at the White House watching the death/raid of Osama bin Laden…but we still have no picture of the body:

May 2nd, 2011
12:05 PM EST

SMH: 50 Cent Signee Releases New Track “Osama Bin Laden Is Dead”

That has to break the record for rappers inappropriately capitalizing on current events.

May 1st, 2011
11:12 PM EST

BREAKING NEWS: Osama bin Laden’s Death Confirmed, Body Is In Hands Of U.S.

The founder and spiritual figurehead for al Qaeda, Osama bin Laden, is dead.

June 15th, 2010
1:46 PM EST

California Construction Worker Travels To Pakistan To Hunt Down And Kill Osama Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden has been able to elude the U.S. military and their allies for years, but that didn’t keep one California construction worker from embarking on a one-man mission to hunt and kill the infamous terrorist leader. Details under

January 24th, 2010
11:38 AM EST

Osama bin Laden Responsible for Detroit Bomb Attempt, Threatens the U.S. with Future Attacks

This guy again:

Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden claimed responsibility for the Christmas Day airline bombing attempt in Detroit, in a audio message released Sunday, and vowed further attacks on the U.S.

January 15th, 2010
8:50 AM EST

The Distinguished Gentlemen: Osama Bin Laden with Gray Hair and Finger Waves

For all of you interested in what Osama Bin Laden as an older cat, the FBI has released some new digitally mastered mugshots of the cave-dweller:

The FBI has released “age progressed” mugshots of America’s most wanted terrorists, some of


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