The Side-Eye: The Government Explains Why All Accounts Of The Bin Laden Raid Don’t Matchup

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In the midst of celebrating America’s victory over Osama bin Laden, the general public may have missed the fact that the government’s story has already changed a couple of times Continue »

Report: al Qaeda Planned To Attack NYC Rail System On The 10th Anniversary Of 9/11

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According to intel, sources say al Qaeda planned to hit NYC again September 11, 2011: Continue »

Shook Ones: Sources Say Osama bin Laden Acted Like A Lil BEEITCH When Confronted

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Faux News is reporting that Osama bin Laden was acting like a cowardly little beyotch when he was captured: Continue »

Something About Bristol Palin Looks Different…But We Can’t Put Our Nose On It

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Bristol Palin, after embarrassing herself and America on Dancing With The Stars, went ahead and cashed in on teenage pregnancy by handling speaking engagements across the country. Of course these speaking engagements for the good of the young girls out there meant that Bristol earned hundreds of thousands of dollars.

How did she spend it? Apparently by getting a nose job. Obviously she learned from her mom that if she looks better then she doesn’t have to maintain the minimum IQ necessary to function in society in order to make it. They’ll probably try to convince us that she didn’t get a nose job and it’s just camera angles. And we’ll believe them because the Palins never lie.

Quote Of The Day: Mike Vick Says Osama “Deserved Every Bit Of It”

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Who knew Mike Vick was such a great American patriot? Continue »

Graphic Images: Osama bin Laden Peoples All Bloodied And Bashed At The al Qaeda Leader’s Secret Hiding Spot

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If you cannot stomach graphic imagery, please do not click here…. Continue »

Now That That Shady Osama Is Dead: Bin Laden Hunter Seeking Quarter Of $25M Reward

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SMH…this guy might be just a lil delusional: Continue »

SMH: Racist Nosy Neighbors Call One Time Because Of “Anonymous High End Cars” At A Football Player’s House

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So, people are still assuming that their rich, Black neighbors are drug dealers in 2011? Continue »

A Lil Positivity: Obama Declares May 5th As National Day Of Prayer. What Will YOU Be Doing?

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A few weeks ago, on April 29th, Obama, when he wasn’t off killing terrorists, was signing a bill that declared May 5th the National Day of Prayer. Continue »

Stashin: Osama bin Laden Had Cash And Phone Numbers Sewn In His Clothes When He Was Murked

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Looks like someone was preparing to get his flee on before his wig was split: Continue »

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