This might be a tad bit yucky.

Kris Jenner is the spokesperson for Zestra Essential Arousal Oils! What is it? Follow the press release:

“Zestra is a topically-applied, over-the-counter product from Semprae Laboratories, Inc., that is clinically proven to enhance women’s sexual pleasure. Jenner, a 56-year old mother of six and wife of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner, is a savvy entrepreneur who has helped build successful brands for herself and her daughters.”

Here’s how you use it…(hide ya kids, wife, husband, uncle and german shepherd):

• Open a Zestra packette across the top, starting at one of the grooves on either side.
• You or your partner gently massage the contents of one Zestra Personal Packette* onto the clit, labia and outer areas of the va-jay-jay.
• Within 3 to 5 minutes, you will begin to feel initial sensations—the Zestra Rush.™ These effects will peak at about 10 minutes and last up to 45 minutes.

Just grab these intimate oils and rub them on your nethers. Just remember to think about Kris’ Crypt Keeper face when you’re doing it. Yeah, you’re probably going to need to dump a gallon of that oil on your goods if you have to think about Kris Jenner before getting your freak on.

Why do they even need her to be their spokesperson anyway? Doesn’t “it makes your hoo-ha feel like Heaven” sell itself without Kris’ help? Just a thought.

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You can’t TELL us you wouldn’t chop these cakes down if you saw her looking like this.

LiLo took a break from being high as a kite and stealing isht to actually look pretty decent. We’ve seen her in her most intoxicated and jacked up. But here? This takes us to simpler times when Lohan was the hot and sober. Or sober…ish.

Whatever, enjoy the boobies and cigs.

What the hell is WRONG with people?!

A court clerk who watched hardcore (adult films) during a rape trial ‘because he was bored’ was caught looking at the explct. (ed.) material right under the nose of the judge.

Debasish Majumder, 54, accessed the obscene images while the victim gave her harrowing evidence at Inner London Crown Court.

He looked at photographs of (shirtless) women being gagged and couples engaged in sex (ed.) acts, Kingston Crown Court was told.

However the judge, who was sitting directly behind him, spotted the filthy pictures as the prosecution evidence was being given.

Majumder, who had worked at Inner London Crown Court for a number of years, later admitted routinely watching p*** while trials were taking place.

To make matters worse this dirty muhfugga had this lame azz excuse:

He said that nobody in the court would be able to see what he was looking at on his screen apart from the judge and the judge would not be able to read the names as the print was too small.

‘He said he only looked at (adult films) if the case was boring and did so once or twice a week. He had been carrying out this type of behaviour since the December of the previous year.’

Majumder pleaded guilty to one charge of misconduct in public office and five counts of possession of indecent images.

On his home computer police found a number of pseudo (adult) images of children and 12 extreme (triple X) pictures.

And this is the type of person who is somehow allowed to be apart of the justice system in the U.K.?? Wow…

Sorry holmes, but there won’t be any internet adult films where you’re goin. That doesn’t mean that there won’t be any sex though…SMH

Source

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We see you Shaffer Chimere Smith, we see you…

According to TMZ reports:

Ne-Yo went on a redecorating mission last weekend at an Atlanta strip club — dropping so much money on naked booty-shakers … he literally covered the floor with singles … and TMZ has obtained the pics.

Ne-Yo hit up Magic City strip club on Saturday night with his baby mama Monyetta Shaw — the one in leopard print — and sources tell us, he rained down between $3,000-$5,000 in ones.

We’re told he didn’t drink a drop of alcohol either — keeping mostly to himself in the VIP room for two hours between midnight and 2AM.

Just enough time to take over the entire club.

The couple that pays together, stays together.

Hit the flip to see Shaffer’s adventure in wonderland…

Way to go, Giants!

One of our favorite slore-y journalist was at it again this morning.

Menounos is most known for being on the show “Extra,” but she’s also a huge Patriots fan. So as part of a bet with former 106 & Park host, A.J., she had to rock a Giants bikini. If A.J. lost he would have had to wear a Patriots cheerleader outfit.

We can’t tell you how incredibly happy we are that the Giants won. Click through to see more glory.

Helloooo cover cakes.

Earlier we showed you Tahiry on the cover of Smooth and it made us revisit the magazine. And boy, do they feature some pretty unforgettable cover girls. Some are special for how hot they are and others for how random their inclusions are.

So, let’s take a look at the most memorable cakes in Smooth history.

Kate Hudson got that pale a$$ on blizzast! The actress and her rocker baby daddy/fiance Matt Bellamy were snapped on vacay in Cabo San Lucas.

She’s looking pretty good for somebody who just had a baby in July. We see she got them nice abs back after baby Bingham stretched them joints out.

Keep clicking for a better look at them cakes.

*Throws money in the collection plate*

Tahiry has been busy this year with all the denying Joe Budden and touring with Heineken concerts. Now, she’s on the cover of Smooth Magazine showing off that monstrous donk.

They haven’t released the inside pics yet, but we have some other great Tahiry pics to get you ready for the glory to expect.

GAWTDAYUUUUUM!

Weezy baby mama Toya Wright and RHOA Kandi caused some major a$$ envy on twitter this week when they tweeted a photo of themselves on the set of a fitness photo shoot. We didn’t know it was like that!!! Looking VERY good ladies!

How do you think the 2 ladies look?

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These broads looooove to fight.

Basketball Wives is a great show. And by “great” we mean “wonderful place where groupies pretend to not be hoes and cat fight all the damn time”. It’s majestic.

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