October 29, 2011 Ya Big Dummy: Kris Humphries Might Have To Live Off Of Kimmy Cakes After “Investor” Steals His Stacks
October 28, 2011 Memory Lane Pt. 1: A Look At Some Of The Most Unforgettable One-Hit Wonders Of All Time
October 27, 2011 In White Folks News: Bernie Madoff’s Wife Ruth Confesses To 60 Minutes That They Attempted Suicide!!
October 19, 2011 That’s All Folks!! Looks Like Lindsay Blo-Han May Actually Be Headed To The Whoscow For A “Vacation”
October 12, 2011 Cry Me A River: Rob Kardashian Is Sick Of The World Thinking All He Does Is Mooch Off His Sisters And Ride Kimmy’s Coattails
October 7, 2011 Ho Sit Your Skinny A$$ Down: LeAnn “Cry Me A River” Rimes Says That Losing Weight And Looking Like A Bag Of Bones Is “Natural”
October 6, 2011 iJesus Take The Wheel: The Morons At Westboro Church Announce That They Will Picket Apple CEO Steve Jobs Funeral…FROM AN iPHONE!!
October 4, 2011 After The Philadelphia Eagles 1-3 Start, Michael Vick Decides To Quit His Weekly Sports Talk Radio Show…
October 3, 2011 Race Matters: Ignorant A$$ Hank “Are You Ready For Some Football” Williams Jr Compares Pres. Obama To Hitler!!! [Video]
September 26, 2011 Question Of The Day: Is Michael Vick Being Treated Unfairly By NFL Officials As A Black Quarterback???
September 19, 2011 Cry Me A River: Republicans Holler “Class Warfare” Over Obama’s Plans To Raise Taxes On The Super-Rich
September 13, 2011 Poor Thang: Eva “Woman Scorned” Longoria Says She Doesn’t Want To Get Married Again
September 12, 2011 Karma Is A Beyotch: Homewrecker Kat Von D Is Losing Her Hair Due To The “Stress” That She’s Been Enduring
September 9, 2011 Guess Which Ex-Camel Associate Has Been Charged With Bootleggin’ Liquor Like It’s 1920!!
September 6, 2011 Epitome Of A Sad Mother: Boss Tells Grieving Mom To “Stop Her Bloodclot Crying” At Her Daughter’s Death After Co-Workers Complain
August 26, 2011 The-Nightmare Opens Up About Destroying His Marriage To C-Milli And Implies It Was Her Fault For Marrying Him In The First Place
August 26, 2011 Ninja Please: DMX Says He Plans To Sue The Arizona Police Department For Harassment After His Speeding Arrest
August 18, 2011 The Hypocrisy Of Democracy: Shady Republicans Mitt Romney And Newt Gingrich Talk Isht About Pres. Obama For Taking His Family Vacation
August 15, 2011 New York Jets Quarterback Mark Sanchez Says He Wanted To Catch Fade With His Big Mouth Coach Rex Ryan