This guy is a piece of work, brother!

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Kris Humphries is still trying to make it clear to his soon-to-be ex-wife, Kim Kardashian, that he doesn’t want any money from her, but wants the divorce granted on his terms, including admitting that the marriage was really one big SHAM! Via Radaronline:

Even though the couple does have an iron clad pre-nup, Kim’s camp is open to some financial negotiation to end the marriage amicably, however Kris’ lawyer has conveyed to Kim’s attorneys that he isn’t seeking a cash settlement.

“There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris’ respective lawyers. Team Humphries has made it crystal clear though that Kris isn’t seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn’t want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris’ contention that the marriage was a fraud. There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn’t a fraud. It just didn’t work out,” a source said.

Do you think Kris has a point or just more attention sloring?

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This is the saddest, funniest, most dysfunctional isht we’ve ever heard!

According to TMZ reports:

Deion Sanders’ aunt Laura Jones just gave a SHOCKING blow-by-blow to her violent altercation with Pilar inside Deion’s Texas mansion Monday — admitting she grabbed Pilar’s hair … and beat the holy hell out of her.

49-year-old Laura — who’s married to Deion’s uncle — called in to Dallas K104 this morning, claiming she stopped by Deion’s house to take care of some housekeeping items (a job Deion pays her to do) and Pilar flipped.

According to Laura, Pilar objected to her being in the house, and demanded she “get the f**k out.” The argument escalated quickly, and Laura says Pilar brushed against her in a threatening way … so Laura responded by grabbing Pilar’s hair and hitting her.

This is where it gets NUTS — Laura says Pilar then ripped Laura’s dress clean off during the melee, leaving her practically naked, and tumbled backwards down the staircase. Laura says Pilar then grabbed a bunch of knives from the kitchen, and brandished them while she called 911.

Right then, Laura says Deion came downstairs to see what the ruckus was about — and Pilar yelled at the dispatcher, “My husband is attacking me!!!”

According to Laura, the cops showed up minutes later — and Pilar refused to put away the knives … so they cuffed her and threw in the back of a cruiser. Laura says the children were present the entire time.

But Laura claims charges were never filed against Pilar because Deion intervened — and got Pilar off the hook.

Laura also submitted an alleged audio recording of the fight — claiming she acquired it during her brawl with Pilar … who’s allegedly been recording everything in the house to use as leverage in her divorce.

Reading it is one thing, listening to the story is another! Hit the flip to hear the audio from the fight between Auntie Laura and Pilar. Also, the radio interview that Laura did telling her side of the story

This line from the Drake song with Rick Ross and French Montana is really taking off:

Los Angeles Laker star Kobe Bryant wanted to get a bite to eat after the game.

But Bryant, who passed Shaquille on the all-time leading scorers list Monday night, couldn’t put in an order because of his fans swarming his table. Kobe did his best to remain cordial during the kiss ass fest. Bryant signed a few autographs and even said a few words to them.

One fan even yelled a verse from Drake’s song ‘Stay Schemin’ that his estranged wife Vanessa was associated to. In the song Drake raps, “Kobe about to lose one hundred and fifty M’s [Million}, Kobe My N—- hate it to have to be him, B—- you wasn't with me shootin in the gym."

A fan decided to yell the last line a few times while Kobe was seated at his table. But shockingly, Kobe didn't say a word. He actually laughed, pretty hard we might add.

Turn the page to see the comedy!

Smooth move, fellas.

Men make stupid decisions. And even dumber mistakes. Especially when it comes to women. Double especially when it comes to trying to cheat on women. We’ve seen celebrities mess up but normal guys do it too.

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This divorce saga is WAY more entertaining than Kimmy Cakes!

According to TMZ reports:

Pilar Sanders called cops to Deion’s gargantuan Texas mansion yesterday … claiming she was ATTACKED by one of Deion’s female friends … while the NFL legend stood by and watched.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Pilar told officers a woman named Laura arrived to the mansion to see Deion … but Pilar told Laura she was not welcome in the home and asked her to leave.

We’re told Laura refused … and after some words were exchanged, Laura threw an object at Pilar … striking her in the eye.

Pilar grabbed her phone and called 911 … and told police Deion was present during the altercation, but didn’t do ANYTHING to diffuse the situation.

Cops tell TMZ … no arrests were made and the situation is under investigation.

We called Pilar’s people and Deion’s people for comment — so far no response from either camp.

Deion speaks, or tweets rather…

Damn Auntie Laura don’t play that isht!

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No need to worry sir, you’re going somewhere hot soon enough…

A man who tried to ambush his estranged wife at a Carrollwood apartment complex near Tampa Monday morning wound up setting himself on fire, according to a Hillsborough Sheriff’s investigators.

Deputies responded to a report of a disturbance at the Countrywood Apartments at 12401 Orange Grove Drive around 7 a.m.

Sheriff’s spokesman Larry McKinnon said the man, 50 year-old Matthew Wong, whose listed address is in Wesley Chapel, had staked out the area to wait for his wife to show up.

When she did, he attempted to douse her with a flammable liquid, but she was able to get away. A neighbor grabbed 46 year-old Gloria Davis and pulled her into a nearby apartment for her safety.

At that point, Wong was heard to scream out, “I’m gonna kill you,” and proceeded to try and ignite bushes near the building, but wound up setting himself on fire.

“It was like instantly,” said neighbor Amy Jo Akert. “Literally, he was instantly engulfed in flames.”

He was badly burned and was taken to Tampa General Hospital, McKinnon said.

Look at you now, look at you now, look you at you now, you gettin’ skin grafts!

Source

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Looks like there’s life after love after all.

Break ups can be mothereffers. And divorces are worse! However, these couples are somehow able to still be buds after their splits. And they even are friends with the ex’s new boo thang. Go figure!

Had he known that, he might have chosen to “deal with himself” a little sooner, hit the jump to find out why!

According to TMZ reports:

Don Cornelius died with 2 life insurance policies worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, and the ex-wife he hated will get all the money … TMZ has learned.

Don’s breakup with Viktoria Chapman Cornelius was brutal. He was convicted of domestic abuse and, according to him, she pepper sprayed him multiple times.

During the divorce in 2009, Don said in legal docs obtained by TMZ, ‘I am 72 years old. I have significant health issues. I want to finalize this divorce before I die.”

The divorce was indeed finalized later that year, but there’s a provision in the settlement agreement that says Don must make Viktoria the beneficiary of both of his life insurance policies — totaling around $300,000 in benefits.

Under California law, if a policyholder commits suicide within 2 years of the time the policy is issued, the company can deny payment. But Don had the policy for more than 2 years, so Viktoria — the woman he despised — will get the loot.

Damn, Don…we know you wouldn’t have wanted it to go down like that. If he had committed suicide just a few months prior, then all this would have been avoided. We’re not condoning suicide, especially not at his age, but as much as he despised this woman it seems a shame that she will benefit from his death.

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