Random Ridiculousness: Man Sentenced For Driving His Lawn Mower On The Streets To The Liquor Store While Slizzard

donald wymer

SMH at this guy thinking that just because he was riding a lawn mower, it was okay for him to drive drunk to the liquor store: Continue »

Slizzard??? Tami Roman’s Former Baller Ex-Hubby Popped For Leaving Scene Of Accident After Driving His Escalade Into Some Trees!!!

Kenny Anderson

You can’t tell us that alcohol was a non muhfuggin’ factor in this isht! Continue »

Pump The Brakes Pt. 2: The Craziest Car-Related Arrests Of All Time

lil wayne

Yesterday we looked at famous DUIs. Now let’s look at all the other dumb things people do in cars. Continue »

In Slizzard One-Time News: Florida Cop Found Drunk In Squad Car, Arrested For DUI

miami dade cop car

It’s definitely something in the water or something in Florida: Continue »

One-Time For Yo’ Mind: A Gallery Of The Best Cop Television Shows Of All Time!!

Although a ninja is quick to scream “Eff The Police!!”, even the hardest of thugs will sit and watch a good Cop show. Continue »

Must Be Nice: Guess How Much The Eagles Paid Mike Vick In September To Lead Their Wack A$$ Dream Team

Michael Vick Earned A Reported $12 Million From July-September Of This Year

Because he’s still repaying the $10-50 Million in debt that caused him to file bankruptcy right before coming home from his bid, Mike Vick still has to report all of his income to the courts on a quarterly basis. Continue »

When It’s Time To Kiss Your Hoodrat Friends Goodbye…

Derrick Rose's Personal Assistant Arrested For DUI While Rose Was In The Car

Derrick Rose was stranded at an LAPD station last night because of a DUI arrest Continue »

In Slizzard Billionaires News: 62-Year-Old Walmart Heiress Popped For Drankin’ And Drivin’ On Her Birthday

Walmart heiress Alice Walton arrested on DUI charge

Why don’t rich people just hire someone to drive them home when they’ve had too much to drink?!?!?! Continue »

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