In Slizzard One-Time News: Florida Cop Found Drunk In Squad Car, Arrested For DUI

miami dade cop car

It’s definitely something in the water or something in Florida: Continue »

One-Time For Yo’ Mind: A Gallery Of The Best Cop Television Shows Of All Time!!

Although a ninja is quick to scream “Eff The Police!!”, even the hardest of thugs will sit and watch a good Cop show. Continue »

Must Be Nice: Guess How Much The Eagles Paid Mike Vick In September To Lead Their Wack A$$ Dream Team

Michael Vick Earned A Reported $12 Million From July-September Of This Year

Because he’s still repaying the $10-50 Million in debt that caused him to file bankruptcy right before coming home from his bid, Mike Vick still has to report all of his income to the courts on a quarterly basis. Continue »

When It’s Time To Kiss Your Hoodrat Friends Goodbye…

Derrick Rose's Personal Assistant Arrested For DUI While Rose Was In The Car

Derrick Rose was stranded at an LAPD station last night because of a DUI arrest Continue »

In Slizzard Billionaires News: 62-Year-Old Walmart Heiress Popped For Drankin’ And Drivin’ On Her Birthday

Walmart heiress Alice Walton arrested on DUI charge

Why don’t rich people just hire someone to drive them home when they’ve had too much to drink?!?!?! Continue »

What The Hell??? Slizzard Azz Rookie One-Time Murks Pedestrian With Vehicle And Gets Released From Lockup The Same Day?!?!

Bronx car accident that killed Tyre Chisholm

Just another example of how little value the system places on the life of a black man. SMH. Continue »

Get Your Life Together: Rodney King Gets Popped, Again, For Driving While Slizzed… AGAIN

Rodney King Arrested On Another DUI Charge

You would think, after all that he has been through, that Rodney King would do everything in his power to avoid unnecessary run ins with the law. Continue »

Teairra “Confused” Mari Apologizes For Drinking And Driving…Denies Assaulting Police Officer

teairra mari

Poor thang:

Let me start by saying that this is a very embarrassing moment for me Continue »

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