Random Ridiculousness: Drunk Driver Calls 911 on Herself

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A Wisconsin woman was driving while faded, so she decided to call 911:

Mary Strey, 49, of Granton was driving home from the bar around 11:28 p.m. on Saturday night when she called 911 to report a drunk driver. When the dispatcher asked Strey if she was following the drunk driver, she told police she was the drunk driver. Continue »

Too Short Busted for Having Too Much Liquor and Drugs…

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West Coast rapper Too Short was arrested for a DUI and drug possession in Las Vegas.

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NFL’s Donte Stallworth Released After 30 Day Sentence For Manslaughter

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Wow, this guy is out already:

Donte Stallworth was released from jail early Friday morning. The Cleveland Browns player served 24 of his 30 day jail sentence for manslaughter at the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center in Miami. He plead guilty to D.U.I. manslaughter after striking and killing a pedestrian on March 14 after a long night of partying.Continue…

Morgan Freeman’s Side Piece: “I’m About to Expose the Truth”

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Why don’t black men learn their lesson? Leave the snow bunnies alone man. Morgan Freeman’s about to learn the hard way about dealing with white women and drama. Pop the lid for more Continue »

Another Day, Another DUI

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This time, power forward Zach Randolph got popped: Continue »

The High Cost of Good Brains

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As a result of speed racing around town tore the f*k up, eager to get them socks blown, Charles Barkley‘s gonna have to spend a little quality time in the clink. Continue »

On The Rocks

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Chris Rock‘s kid brother Tony got popped for driving while twisted: Continue »

Charles Barkley: Ft % .541 Blood Alchohol % .149

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When Charlie was nabbed the other week for running a red light hurrying to get his socks blown off, he was talking crazy in the precinct. They began to wonder if it was just alcohol:

Charles Barkley had booze in his blood on the night he was busted for DUI, this according to the cops who nailed the basketball star last month. Cops say Barkley’s blood alcohol level was .149 — nearly twice the legal limit in Arizona.  The BAC number came from a blood test taken in the field, when Barkley refused the Breathalyzer. He’s due back in court January 20.

Sir Charles will make it out of this one pretty much unscathed except for that political career, which is now over. LOL

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Shady Doctor Going to Prison for Driving While Faded

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Super shady character deluxe, Dr. Jan Adams, most known for being the surgeon of Kanye West’s mother Dr. Donda West before her death, has finally been sentenced… Continue »

Update: Charles Barkley Was Racing to Get Socks Blown Off

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Charles Barkley was apparently speeding to get some brains from a pretty young thang he had riding shot gun when he was pulled over for DUI the other day… Continue »