Bossip Best of 2007: Quote of the Day

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Polow has produced hits for Gwen Stefani, Fergie, Ciara, and Rich Boy. The self-proclaimed ‘King of White Girls’, who has bragged about white girl ‘brain game”, recently was interviewed by AHH:

AllHipHop.com: Now, you call yourself the “King of All White Girls.” Elaborate on that for me.

Polow Da Don: Just the “King of the White Girls.” I ain’t self proclaimed but I run with it. [Laughs] There was a stage in my life where I went crazy with dating white women. I have nothing against black women, but they’re raised differently. White women are raised to respect and serve their men. Black women are taught to question [their men]. Black women look at submission as being weak. White women look at submission as being a woman. And anyone who has a problem with this statement is ignorant. Just look at the divine order; it goes man, woman, child.

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Runner Up: Lil Wayne and his intellectual insights.

Bossip Best of 2007: Random Ridiculousness

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Let’s take a look back at some of the best of Bossip in 2007, starting here with the BET Hip Hop Awards red carpet! Bryant Purvis and Carwin Jones of the Jena 6 were stuntin it up on the red carpet this weekend at the BET Hip Hop Awards. Look at them rollin up to the hip hop awards and kickin it at after parties like the Jena 6 is a rap group or something.

Runner Up: Sean Kingston and his 64 count crayon chain.

Even more interesting characters from the BET Hip Hop Awards right about now… Continue »

Our Divorce of The Year

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Michael Strahan and his wife divorced this year and he seems to have paid for the worse pre-nup in the history. He had a pre-nup and the ho still got half of his net worth. Let’s take you back:

A judge ordered New York Giants sack leader Michael Strahan to pay his ex-wife $15.3 Million, more than half his net worth while holding Strahan to his end of the pre-nup. Under the pre-nup, Jean Strahan was entitled to 50% of their joint marital assets and 20 percent of his yearly income from each year they were married.

She was probably with some blonde dude spending his money over Christmas. SMH.

Dude-Where is My Purse? Award

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Meagan Good takes the award for looking like a robbery victim at every outing. Where the hell was her purse in ’07? We have spent the last year viewing every lip gloss shade, tissue, condoms and cigarettes that she can stuff into the palm of her hand.

We hope someone took note and bought the girl a bag this Christmas. She will appreciate it, just like those damn earrings that she wore in every pic.

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Delusional Broad of the Year Award

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’07 has been an interesting year for Kelly Rowland. With disappointing record sales for Ms. Kelly, coming out with insecurities about her skin tone and stretch marks,collapsing on stage, and having to stoop as low as to giving away complimentary tickets for a show in Atlantic City, this chick still managed to cl*t-ride Beyonce and the Knowles camp. Poor Thang.

Runner up: Kim Porter

Here is a recent Kelly interview:

Ho Sit Down of The Year

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A statement from George W. Bush acting like he gives a fu*k about black people:

I send greetings to those observing Kwanzaa. Established in 1966, Kwanzaa is celebrated each year as an opportunity for African Americans to honor African traditions of family, community, and culture. During the seven days leading up to the New Year, millions of individuals reflect on the past and renew their commitment to the principles of Kwanzaa — unity, self determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity, and faith. As family and friends gather to celebrate Kwanzaa, our citizens are reminded of the many African Americans who have contributed their talent and strength to this great Nation. I commend those observing this holiday for taking pride in your rich heritage. May the coming year be filled with the blessings of health and happiness. Laura and I send our best wishes for a joyous Kwanzaa celebration. GEORGE W. BUSH

The coming year of 2008 will be filled with a lot of happiness once this ho sits his ass down for good.

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes of the Year

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Say what you want about her crazy ass, but Halle Berry was definitely making it rain on these hoes this year. From “curing” diabetes to acquiring one of the best pregnant racks in the game right now. Her 41 year-old knocked-up pregnant swag is making it rain on these measley little hoes.

Here are some shots of Halle out in Hollyweird this week:

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Ho of The Year

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On Jim Jones’ Ballin remix, Diddy spit “pick an actress, which one I ain’t swim in” and he wasn’t lying. Just the celebrities we know about, he was reportedly swimmin’ in Cassie, Penelope Cruz, Sienna Miller, Aubrey O’Day, Kim Porter, new baby-mama Sarah Chapman, and a jump-off in Toronto named Nai Bacha.

If anyone thought Diddy was slowin’ down in 07′, they had to be on rocks or listening to Kim Porter. Diddy easily made Bossip’s Ho of The Year despite him trying to sell a family image to the press.

Diddy was swimmin’ in so much tail this year, this led to a formal break-up with his bottom-b*tch, Kim Porter.

Runner Up: It was a tie between hoes, Kim Kardashian and Superhead.

Most Suspect Person of The Year Award

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This was a tough one, but our editorial staff has crowned the interesting character, Norwood Young, as Bossip’s Most Suspect Person of the Year.

Whether Norwood was dissed for looking like the gay satan and planning for a homo world takeover or scaring our visitors with a look suggesting he is hungry for their soul, Norwood Young tops our list.

Besides having a few records out back in the day, what the fu*k does he do in Hollyweird for his checks??? SMH.

Runner-Up: “Tough” Remy Ma who was accused on video by some stud of “eating her box” last week.

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