May 4, 2011 Look At Me Now: President Obama’s Approval Rating Goes Through The Roof After Bustin’ A Cap In Bin Laden!!
May 2, 2011 “The Donald” Has To Bow Down To Something Greater Than Him, Congratulates President Obama!
May 2, 2011 The Side-Eye: Italian Prime Minister Tries To Use Bin Laden’s Death To Avoid Tax Fraud Charges!
April 30, 2011 Random Ridiculousness: Moroccan Born Waiter “Mohamed” Sues NY Restaurant For Forcing Him To Change His Name
April 29, 2011 Word On The Street Is That A-Rod Is Insanely Jealous Of Justin Timberlake’s Relationship With Cameron Diaz
April 27, 2011 John ‘Crybaby’ Boehner Blames Obama for High Gas Prices and Predicts He Will Not be Re-Elected in 2012
April 26, 2011 Knock It Off: New Bill Will Fine Fugazi Shoppers Coppin’ That Fucci, Fouis Fuitton, And Frada