Don’t have a Valentine’s Day boo? Then check out these single, successful, sensuous women, but do remember fellas, you gotta come correct!

Around this time of year some people tend to sulk and feel sorry for themselves, wishing they had a lover, wondering why they don’t, watching flocks of happy couples parading around celebrating how much happier they are than you. Well fear not, there is someone for everybody and if these fine-a$$ ladies are single and not worried then dammit neither should you!

Flip the page to take a look at the creme de la creme of single celebrity women…

Wonder if Karl still has that foot in his mouth?

First Karl Lagerfeld said she was “too fat” and then he came out and apologized, saying that his words were taken out of context. You said she was “too fat” Karl. Please!

But Adele has come forward to say she couldn’t give a fat fawk one way or the other because she’s never aspired to be a model and is proud to offer a different body type in the media:

“I’ve never wanted to look like models on the cover of magazines,” she said. “I represent the majority of women and I’m very proud of that.” And it seems she’s never been one to worry too much, saying last year that she tries to keep away from people who think weight is super-important. “I’ve seen people where it rules their lives, you know, who want to be thinner or have bigger boobs, and how it wears them down. And I just don’t want that in my life,” she said. “It’s just never been an issue – at least, I’ve never hung out with the sort of horrible people who make it an issue. I have insecurities of course, but I don’t hang out with anyone who points them out to me.”

Get it Adele! It’s funny Karl talks all that mess but his suspect swag a$$ was a big ole chubby lumpkins not too long ago. What do you think of this drama?

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These men and women need to branch out.

We’ve seen these celebrities and their boos together over the years and we’ve started to notice some patterns? Think you have a chance with these people? Just see if you can fall in line as one of the types and you got a shot!

Yes, she’s ALL woman… we think

Now, If you haven’t been keeping up with Mob Wives, the second season introduced Angela ‘Big Ang’ Raiola as a woman obsessed with plastic surgery, with family in the Mafia and who was also convicted of dealing yayo in NYC back in 2003:

“I would like to have another surgery, like my eyes done and a slight face lift and my love handles removed by liposuction… I just need to get this liposuction fast around my bra and my backsides, and I’ll feel much better after that cause my age is kicking in.”

Holding up 36 J’s has to be crazy for a woman’s back! Ang also revealed that she found her surgeon on Facebook:

“My sister found the surgeon on Facebook. She is like my manager and does everything for me. I’m going in for a consultation for more plastic surgery in February and I hope to have it done in April. I’ve also had extensions for 25 years in every style and every color. I really like changing my look.

The thing is, because she’s so tall, her voice is so deep and raspy and she’s had so much reconstructive surgery, some people have questioned whether or not she was born “all woman”… Would you chop this down???

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Kelly Rowland let her hair, her guard and her top down during her appearance on Tuesday’s “Chelsea Lately.”

The hot chocolate singer, who is up for a Grammy this weekend, dished to host Chelsea Handler about getting Lil Wayne on “Motivation,” turning 30, her 80/20 diet plan, and finding love. Via NecoleBitchie…

On Lil Wayne being easy to work with:

I saw him at a [Miami] Heat game and I told him I had a song. I went to the studio, played him the song and he got on it. Sometimes, I don’t know if you guys know, but artists will be a little bit difficult when it comes to getting on songs. You go through that Hollywood stuff. I don’t like that and he just did it.

On her ‘Sexy Abs’ DVD:

I had so much fun. My trainer Jeanette Jenkins taught me so much. Of course, abs but she talk me this 80/20 rule because first of all I love sweets, I love cookies, I love cakes, I love pies, I love sugar, I love candy and anything that has sugar in it. So I had to cut all of that off. [The rule is] 80% of the time you’re doing everything healthy. You eat greens and stuff that isn’t fun to eat but it’s good for you and it’s what you’re body needs. Then the stuff that I like –sugar, cakes, cookies pies, and maybe a little cocktail in there, maybe five that’s all the fun stuff.

On if she’s still single:

I got a good man.

Are you happy?:

Absolutely. Girl, am I happy?

You look happy and horny when you talk about him:

Those feeling come about too when thinking about him.

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We see you Shaffer Chimere Smith, we see you…

According to TMZ reports:

Ne-Yo went on a redecorating mission last weekend at an Atlanta strip club — dropping so much money on naked booty-shakers … he literally covered the floor with singles … and TMZ has obtained the pics.

Ne-Yo hit up Magic City strip club on Saturday night with his baby mama Monyetta Shaw — the one in leopard print — and sources tell us, he rained down between $3,000-$5,000 in ones.

We’re told he didn’t drink a drop of alcohol either — keeping mostly to himself in the VIP room for two hours between midnight and 2AM.

Just enough time to take over the entire club.

The couple that pays together, stays together.

Hit the flip to see Shaffer’s adventure in wonderland…

SMH, LOL, GTFOHWTBS!

According to TMZ reports:

Call him Mitt “Love Glove” Romney … ’cause TMZ has learned a condom company has officially launched a line of special rubbers dedicated to the Republican candidate … despite not having Mitt’s approval.

The condom company launched a website this week, offering the political jimmys for roughly five bucks a pop.

TMZ spoke with the owner of the company — which also famously launched Obama condoms a while back — who tells us he KNOWS his operation is perfectly legit because a State Supreme Court judge previously ruled his products are protected under his First Amendment right to free speech.

The owner tells us he’s marketing the product to anyone with an “elitist p***s” … and states, “Romney Condoms are tax free so even the poor can afford them.”

*rimshot*

The American political process has officially turned into a circus, so much for being “the greatest country on Earth”

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Welcome to Atlanta…

Yesterday, we reported that VH1 would be bringing the popular Love & Hip-Hop series to the Dirty South but with no official cast announced yet, we began to wonder… which hip hop baby mamas, wanna be wives, video vixens, aspiring artists, instigating a$$ managers and psycho beyotch mothers would make the cast of the spinoff series?

After a lot of consideration, we’ve made up a list of potential ATL based ladies that would bring the heat to the show.

So peep our potential cast and let us know what you think. Have we forgotten anyone? And are you ready for Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta???

Don’t call it a comeback, they been here for years…

14 years after recording their smash hit duet “The Boy Is Mine” Monica and Brandy have reunited with this Rico Love produced banger that picks up where their first vocal competition left off.

Take a listen…

Hate it or love it???

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The best part of waking up…

Baristas Coffee Company is making a bet that even if you prefer your coffee iced, you’ll appreciate a bit of hotness in your coffee shop experience. The growing chain of drive-thru cafes, based out of Seattle, Wash., has been described as a cross between Hooters and Starbucks:

And true to that moniker, it is staffed only by “attractive female baristas” wearing “a variety of appealing costumed-themed attire” — think skimpy French maid uniforms and lingerie bedecked with angel’s wings.

The original store opened in 1996. The 15 years since then may not have brought growth comparable to Five Guys or Starbucks, but they’ve still been good to the company; it now operates a total of seven stores in Washington and Texas. Baristas has also inked deals with local development companies to open several more outposts in New Jersey, Arizona and in the Tampa area.

That said, Baristas has had its fair share of hiccups along the way. In September, federal officials accused the company of failing to pay its workers as much as they were due. The investigation is ongoing, and is expected to lead to a jury trial in 2013.

And the “sexpresso” business has historically faced an uphill battle across the country. The topless Vietnamese coffee shops of San Jose, Calif. have been fighting back and forth with city for years. One high profile nude coffee shop in Maine was burned to the ground in a brutal arson. And Seattle-based drive-thru chain Grab-n-Go, probably closest analogue to Baristas, found itself embroiled in charges of prostitution.

Sounds good to us, would you go??

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