Makin’ It Rain On Them Hoes: TSA Made $400,000 in Loose Change at Airports

Makin' It Rain On Them Hoes: TSA Made $400,000 in Loose Change at Airports

You double checked you have your keys and passport but did you remember to take your loose change? Continue »

Jesus Be A Laser Tattoo Remover: Chris Breezy Tats His Blasian Boo Thang’s Face On His Arm

Jesus Be A Laser Tattoo Remover: Chris Breezy Tats His Blasian Boo Thang's Face On His Arm

You would think Breezy hwould be too busyt having random meltdowns via Twitter and announcing to the world he wouldn’t be taking part in any interviews in 2012 to do much else. Welp! you are wrong.

With all the subtweets between Breezy and RihRih, as well as, Chris Brown’ girlfriend Karrueche taking shots at Rihanna. It was only a matter of time before Chris Brown would have to show Karrueche “It was Real.” So Breezy got his boo thang’s face tatted on his upper arm near his elbow.The tattoo is a replica of a picture Karrueche took where she looked like a refugee.

How sweet.

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Star Power: Check Out The Celeb ‘Dream Team’ Obama Wants to Put Together for His Campaign

Star Power: Check Out The Celeb 'Dream Team' Obama Wants to Put Together for His Campaign

Looks like the POTUS is looking to add a whole lot of star power to his re-election campaign. Continue »

All Chubby Lumpkins Rejoice! Is Burger King Starting a Delivery Service???

All Chubby Lumpkins Rejoice! Is Burger King Starting a Delivery Service???

Welp! So much for those slimmy trimmy New Year Resolutions. A Whopper in 30 minutes or less??? Continue »

You Can’t Be Serious!!! Cops Believe Inmate Hid 10-Inch Choppa Up His You Know What…

You Can't Be Serious: Cops Believe Inmate Hid 10-Inch Choppa In His You Know What...

Something about this story just doesn’t smell right…

A man arrested this week in North Carolina may have stashed a .38 barrel revolver in his rectum, according to police, who reported that the unloaded 10-inch weapon was not discovered until after the suspect had been booked into a cell in the county jail.

Michael Leon Ward, a 22-year-old Georgia resident, was arrested Monday after a trooper spotted him speeding. Ward, who resisted arrest, was subdued with the help of a stun gun. A subsequent search of his vehicle resulted in additional charges for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

But it was only after Ward–who is a fugitive on a murder warrant out of Atlanta–entered the Onslow County jail that sheriff’s investigators discovered what else he possessed.

According to cops, Ward, pictured at right, summoned jailers to his cell, claiming that someone was trying to kill him, and that he discovered a gun inside his cell. The weapon was found in the toilet, where Ward claimed he tossed it after finding it in his bunk

Sheriff’s investigators say they are investigating how Ward got the weapon into the jail, since he had been “strip searched prior to being booked into a cell block.” The inmate, a press release notes, was taken today to a local hospital “for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward’s rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed” the revolver.

So he snuck it in the “back door”? It must have been a Browning. We bet he’s a crappy shot anyway. These jokes just write themselves SMH

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She’s So Fly: Bootylicious Bug Named Beyonce Because Of Its Blinging Backside

Beyonce Fly

Turns out that Beyonce is not the only species in nature that’s bootylicious Continue »

You Can’t Be Serious…. The Campaign to Make Barbie Bald

You Can't Be Serious.... The Campaign to Make Barbie Bald

Remember when your bad a** brother used to get your Barbie doll and cut off all its hair?? Continue »

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