Fanny, please have a couple of seats

Fantasia returned to her “American Idol” roots Wednesday night, showing up on the music competition reality show to perform a duet with contestant Joshua Ledet. While her appearance on the show was a welcomed surprise, it was Fantasia’s outfit choices for the evening that shocked viewers.

The 27-year-old North Carolina native graced the red carpet in a purple sequined gown, which didn’t flatter her figure. While the dress did hug her curves, it looked to be too big around her neckline and shoulders, looking like a broke down Mermaid.

Later on in the show, when Fantasia teamed up with Ledet to sing a cover of Elton John’s “Take Me to the Pilot,” she did a complete wardrobe change. The Back to Me creator tossed evening wear aside to don a glittering red-and-black catsuit with high slits riding up her thighs. As a result, her tattooed skin was on display for all to see. And nobody was trying to see all of that!

Well, apparently Fantasia found time between fawking married men, hollering like a dead goat on stage and swinging her Beauty Supply Remy around to address the haters via Twitter:

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We didn’t even know Fanny knew how to tweet much less spell. Were you feeling her She by Sheree fashions for less on American Idol?

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*sigh*

Georgia Woman Arrested For Stealing Bacon From Piggly-Wiggly

Meet Lonneshia Shafaye Appling.

The Georgia woman, 26, was so determined to shoplift beer, bacon, cheese, and chicken wings from a Piggly Wiggly that she punched, spit at, and pepper-sprayed store workers who confronted her as she tried to flee the supermarket Wednesday afternoon, according to cops.

Appling, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, allegedly hid items worth $88.27 in a canvas bag. She “attempted to check out, only putting one item on the counter,” according to a worker quoted in an Athens-Clarke County Police Department report.

When a Piggly Wiggly employee–who had been tipped to the pilfering by a shopper–asked Appling about the concealed items, she tried to exit the store. After worker Jonathan Orr tried to stop Appling, she “pulled out some pepper spray and sprayed him in the face.”

Appling kept spraying as several workers tried to keep her from fleeing. The 340-pound Appling also allegedly punched Orr in the face and spit on the 28-year-old employee. As she successfully bolted from the Athens store, Appling “was dropping beer cans out of her purse.”

Responding to a 911 call, a cop reported spotting “a very large black female in a purple dress standing there screaming at two store employees” who followed her outside the Piggly Wiggly, which was filled with a choking cloud of pepper spray. Police then arrested Appling, whose rap sheet includes several prior shoplifting convictions and outstanding arrest warrants in three Georgia counties.

Just to be totally clear, take a look at the list of items that this hungry-a$$ broad stole.

Cops prepared an inventory of the items Appling sought to swipe: five packages of cheese; eight cans of Coors Light; vegetable oil; chicken wings; and five packages of bacon. As first reported by the Athens Banner Herald, she was charged with a variety of crimes, including aggravated assault, theft, simple battery, and disorderly conduct.

We would tell her to have a seat, but her big a$$ probably needs a futon!

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Ol’ girl must have REALLY wanted some young tender boy meats…SMMFH

Orlando Teacher Suspended For Hand-Holding with 16 Year-Old Student

A teacher was suspended from the classroom after video surfaced that showed her walking into a hotel hand-in-hand with a boy that authorities said could be one of her students.

Gretchen Gonzalez, a 34-year-old teacher at Discovery Middle School, has been suspended by the Orange County School District for the video, which her ex-husband’s attorney said shows her acting inappropriately with one of her middle school students.

The video shows a woman, which the ex-husband’s attorney identified as Gretchen Gonzalez, picking up a student and then stopping at an auto parts store where they are seen holding hands, snuggling and kissing. They eventually head to the Red Roof Inn on the Orange Blossom Trail, where the two checked into a room.
Michael Rathel, the lawyer of Gonzalez’s ex-husband, said the two were still in the room when the private investigators left at about 3 a.m.

“I was disgusted. I have a young son myself. We put a lot of trust on our teachers,” Rathel said.
A representative for the Orange County Public Schools said Gonzalez was asked to leave the school on Friday. She has been suspended with pay pending the outcome of the investigation.

Not that we condone underage sex, but this broad could have just as easily jumped the boy’s bones without all the cotdamn PDA. Silly heaux…

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Ironic that taking too much down her throat made her rich AND got her sent to jail…

Jenna Jameson Arrested For DUI

According to TMZ reports:

Jenna Jameson was arrested for suspicion of DUI early this morning … TMZ has learned.

Law enforcement sources tell TMZ the porn queen was involved in a single car accident at around 1:30 AM after her car struck a pole.

According to our sources, Jameson showed signs of possibly being under the influence of alcohol and was given a field sobriety test . We’re told she was subsequently arrested for misdemeanor suspicion of DUI.

She is currently in custody and she will be cited and released.

We’re CERTAIN that this isn’t the first time that Jenna has ingested too much…liquid.

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That’s convenient…

George Zimmerman’s Feelings Towards The Sanford Police Department Changed Quickly

George Zimmerman gave a scathing review of the Sanford Police Department when he spoke at a public meeting in January 2011, describing what he’d seen in ride-alongs with officers as “disgusting.”

On September 18, 2011, he wrote an e-mail thanking the city’s police chief and praising the department’s “professionalism.”

The two exchanges, eight months apart, show a significant shift in Zimmerman’s relationship with police months before officers responded to the shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin.

Zimmerman, a neighborhood watch volunteer, is charged with second-degree murder in the death, which sparked nationwide protests and inflamed public passions over race relations and gun control.

His relationship with police is something critics of the case have questioned, noting that Zimmerman worked closely with officers as part of his work with the neighborhood watch program he started.

Zimmerman aired-out the “disgusting” police department in January of 2011:

“I also have had the opportunity to take ride-alongs with the city of Sanford Police Department and what I saw was disgusting,” Zimmerman said at the time. “The officer showed me his favorite hiding spots for taking naps. … He took two lunch breaks and attended a going away party for one of his fellow officers.”

Zimmerman asked members of the city council to repeal the pension of the city’s former police chief.
“I would just like to state that the law is written in black and white. It should not and cannot be enforced in the gray for those that are in the thin blue line,” he said.

Then switches his pitch in September:

He praised the volunteer coordinator’s quick responses to e-mails and phone calls, saying she went “above and beyond to help launch a neighborhood watch” and calling her “a testament to the highest level of professionalism of (the chief’s) administration.”

“I have high hopes for, and restored faith in your administration and the Sanford Police Department in its entirety,” he wrote.

What do you think were George Zimmerman’s intentions when attempting to kiss and make up with the Sanford Police?

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Sorry summama-beyotches…SMMFH

FAMU Band Members Say Robert Champion Wanted To Be Hazed

A Florida A&M University drum major who died after enduring a school hazing ritual aboard a bus decided to go through with the rite in order to earn respect, band members said in court documents released Wednesday.

“It’s like a respect thing,” said defendant Jonathan Boyce, who noted that Robert Champion “was wanting to do it all season.”

Champion, 26, died last year because of “hemorrhagic shock due to soft tissue hemorrhage, due to blunt force trauma,” the Orange County medical examiner said.

More than 2,000 pages of police interviews with witnesses and defendants who were aboard the bus on the day of Champion’s death paint a picture of a darkened bus where three band members, including Champion, were hazed.

Multiple witnesses say that Champion was forced to walk, shirtless, from the front of the bus to the back while being beaten with drum sticks, bass drum mallets, punches and kicks.

Champion is thought to have died after taking part in a rite of passage called “Crossing Bus C,” in which students “walk from the front of the bus to the back of the bus backward while the bus is full of other band members.”

These kids seem to show little to no remorse for their actions.

Band member Harold Finley, who has been charged in connection with Champion’s death, and Evan Calhoun, then a second-year percussion student who has not been charged, noted that the hazing ritual wasn’t obligatory.

“If you want to be there, you’re there; if you’re not, you’re not,” Calhoun said in the deposition. “Nobody forces you.”

The nerve of this lil muhfugga! You KILLED somebody! We don’t care what anybody says hazing is wack, even more so when it comes from some lame a$$ band geeks!

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Ladies, you mad?

Wendy Williams has been known to say some out of pocket isht or two, so we can add this one onto her list of crazy azz comments. Wendy, who has gone under the knife several times thinks black women are just “jealous” when it comes to plastic surgery:

“Because if I said to that person, ‘I got the doctor and I’m going to pay for it. Choose three things you want to do,’ believe me, they would get it done. They are very jealous and scared. Scared of what their other friends would say, or to break out of the box and be different,” says Wendy. The talk show host adds: “And being Black? Ugh, please. My people will not go for any kind of surgery. We are supposed to be natural. Ugh, whatever.”

Umm…

Do you think Wendy and her plastic surgery steez have a point? Are black women just insecure and jealous of women who get plastic surgery?

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When rappers talk about “getting wet up” this isn’t exactly what they mean.

California Man Turns Water Gun Into Real Shotgun

A California man was arrested after authorities discovered the “Super Soaker” water gun he was wearing around his neck had been turned into a working shotgun, Fox affiliate KMPH reports.

Fresno police approached 54-year-old Randy Smith when they noticed the water gun around his neck Saturday because they had been recently briefed on people turning toys into working weapons.

When they took the water gun apart, they found a real shotgun shell instead of water.

“He took the Super Soaker apart, was able to fashion a barrel to where he was able to make what’s considered a zip gun, where you can fire one round through it. In this case it was a 20 gauge shotgun shell,” Sergeant Mark Hudson of the Fresno police told KMPH.

Even more troubling, Bill Mayfield, who works at Gilmay Guns in Fresno tells KMPH it only costs about $30 worth of parts to transform a toy into a shotgun, and you don’t have to be a gun expert to do it. He warns that doing so is definitely not a smart move.

“The firearms cartridge with the gun powder is an explosive. The device they’re building has to be able to contain the pressure of that explosion,” Mayfield told KMPH. “So they’re just relying on, maybe this will hold up. Well, you could be putting a gun next to your head, or you could be putting a hand grenade next to your head.”

What the hell is even the purpose for this isht? Does this guy want to go the playground to shoot kids?!? Clearly this guy has WAY too much time on his hands SMH

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For the second time in a month, Lil Wayne and his entourage are under investigation for assault and once again the alleged victim caught fade for daring to take a photo of Weezy.

Via TMZ reports:

Alfredo Marino tells TMZ on May 3 he spotted Lil Wayne and his posse skateboarding. Marino says he is a HUGE fan of Wayne’s so he went up to Weezy to ask for a photo — but was shut down.

Marino retreated to his car, where he tried sneaking a pic … Marino claims Wayne walked over with his crew and began threatening him, saying, “Don’t you know all it takes is a word and these motherf**kers are going to f**k you up?”

Marino claims he was clocked from behind with a skateboard — which knocked him down and left him bleeding from the head. Marino says he suffered a concussion and vertigo.

Marino’s lawyer, Craig Chisvin, tells TMZ, “My client will enforce all of his rights under the law and all individuals responsible for this outrageous incident will be blamed for the damages that my client has suffered and continues to suffer.”

In April, a photog in Miami filed a police report claiming he was attacked by Lil Wayne’s crew for the same offense.

Cops are investigating. Calls to Lil Wayne’s rep were not returned.

SMH!!! Between getting women pregnant and releasing aggressively mediocre songs, we thought Weezy would have enough to be worrying about.

For the love of money…SMH

Nanette Packard Sentenced To Life In Prison For Murder Conspiracy With Ex-NFL Player

A Southern California woman was sentenced to life in prison Friday for helping her lover, former NFL linebacker Eric Naposki, murder her live-in millionaire boyfriend for financial gain nearly two decades ago.

Nanette Ann Packard, 46, was convicted of murder earlier this year in the cold case slaying of William Francis McLaughlin, who made his fortune in medical technologies and was shot dead in his kitchen in December 1994.

Packard was living with the much older McLaughlin when he was murdered, but the divorced mother of two was also dating Naposki, a former linebacker for the New England Patriots and Indianapolis Colts who worked as a bouncer at a nearby nightclub.

Packard convinced Naposki to kill McLaughlin, gave him a key to the victim’s house and told him when he would be home, prosecutors said.

She stood to collect $1 million on a life insurance policy and receive $150,000 and free rent for a year at one of his homes if McLaughlin died, authorities said.

Packard ended up stealing at least $500,000 from McLaughlin’s estate both before and after his death, Matt Murphy, deputy district attorney, said during trial.

As for her accomplice Eric Naposki…

Naposki, 45, was convicted of first-degree murder last July.

His sentencing has been postponed until Aug. 10.

If this guy she was married to was so much older, she could have just as easily waited for him to kick the bucket. Greedy beyotch…

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