Boo-Hoo: The Sperminator’s Son Is Feeling Sad And Blue Behind His Daddy’s Dirty Dog Ways

This fool Arnold went and broke up his happy home behind this hoe, so sad…

According to TMZ reports:

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 17-year-old son Patrick is sharing his feelings in the wake of his father’s scandal … saying he loves his family very much, but some days he just wants to be “normal for a bit.”

Patrick took to his Twitter page moments ago and posted, “some days you feel like s**t, some days you want to quit and just be normal for a bit, yet i love my family till death do us apart.”

FYI — the first part of Patrick’s message is a lyric from the Fort Minor hit, “Where’d You Go.”

Earlier today, Pat’s mother, Maria Shriver, released a statement about Arnold’s adultery admission saying, “This is a painful and heartbreaking time. As a mother, my concern is for the children.”

Schwarzenegger done really stepped in it this time. Maybe Miley Cyrus will let Patrick hit the Salvia bong with her to console his aching heart…

Isn’t He Married??? Canada’s “Future Prime Minister” Caught Naked In Brothel With 5′ 10″ Asian Prostitute

jack layton and wife olivia chow

Damn, we wonder how much 5’10” Asian hoes are going for these days…. Continue »

Are You Feelin’ Baldilocks’ Tribal Get Up?

Amber Rose goes out for lunch and some shopping with friends in West Hollywood

Amber Rose painted the town red yesterday in this funky “ethnic” print minidress. Continue »

Psycho Women Or Lying Dudes? Who Is Responsible For All That Drama?

vandalism

Due to some of the recent stories in the news I feel compelled to discuss the “crazy woman syndrome.” Continue »

Hi Hater: Natalie “Chin” Nunn To Amber Rose.. You Can Have My Sloppy Seconds” You Fake B*tch!

Another day, another ridiculous Twitter beef. Continue »

Bald-Headed Beast Brings Her Cakes To Barbados

Amber Rose arrives in Barbados

Amber Rose reached the Island of Barbados yesterday… we can’t wait to see some caked up ‘kini action! Continue »

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