Women Inmates Escape For Spades, Spirits and Sex

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These freaks went hard to get after some cards, jail-house wine, and that stiff manhood. Shimmied through the vents, though? SMH

Recession Stacks: Ho Applications See Dramatic Increase

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According to ABC News, legal brothels are seeing a dramatic increase in applications and also less money from customers:

“I have more ladies coming in now than I ever did before because of the economic times,” she said. “They’re all coming in. [It's] the only way to make some decent money in this time and age. Jobs are not that many available because of the economic times and they can make more money doing this than they can flipping burgers at McDonald’s.”

“Well, recently, business has dropped off dramatically dollar-wise, a lot of men coming in, a lot of parties, but less money,” she said. “They don’t have as much to spend.”

Ho applications are on the rise and ho prices are coming down. Citibank and General Motors are about to go under.

Bush, our government, and Wallstreet have really done us in. SMH.

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When The Checks Start Coming In

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The ho that Spitzer was paying to chop down, Ashley Dupré, make an attempt at justifying her fu*cking for stacks:

She was the tabloid sensation at the center of the sex scandal that brought down New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer. But in her very first interview, Ashley Alexandra Dupré tells PEOPLE, “I’m a normal girl”, “Everyone knows me as ‘that girl,’ but I’m not just ‘that girl,” the 23-year-old former escort says in the new issue of PEOPLE, on sale Friday. “I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers.” Enduring a media spotlight that included seeing her MySpace photos splashed on front pages “has been really hard,” the New Jersey native explains. “But I’m a survivor.” “It was extremely painful for my mother,” Dupré says, though “my mother wasn’t angry. She was supportive.”

Newsflash, Ashley: normal girls do not have sex with strangers for money. They have sex with men that they already know for money, you silly rabbit. At any rate, we can’t hate you for parlaying this scandal the way you did, so go get your paper.

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Winehouse Is Really Losing It Now

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Crackhouse wasn’t hiding from the One-Time, she was just trying to get those rocks up off her boyfriend:

Amy Winehouse went on a wild rampage around Camden last night, screaming for her husband and banging on the door of her old flat some 100 meters from her current home. The troubled star appeared to be completely out of it and was worryingly emaciated again, with sores all over her face. The wild-eyed singer - still without her trademark beehive and minus her trademark sweep of black eyeliner – then made her way back to her flat clutching a liter bottle of vodka via a building site, signing autographs on the way.

Amy then handed a bottle of vodka to waiting snappers, before shouting through a window: “It’s hard going for a year without sex,” Her drug-addict husband Blake Fielder-Civil is due to rejoin his wife tomorrow, having gone straight to rehab from prison where he served time for GBH and perverting the course of justice.

We really feel sorry for this chick these days because this is just getting out of hand now. She literally looks like a zombie walking around with her face bleeding like that. SMH

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Some Afternoon Deelishis

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This is Deelishis in the November issue of Smooth giving her best effort to stay relevant. We thought some of you might want to start the weekend off on a good foot, so here you go.

Peep under the hood to see her go all out for the stacks… Continue »

Does The Obama Ho Bother You?

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The “Obama Girl” is still trying to mix some skank in with the righteousness of Barack Obama. Does this ho bother you?

You know a blonde or two will be trying to set up “Brother Barack” with some brains on the low. JUST SAY NO!

Old Perv Uses Stacks to Buy Woman’s Virginity On Tyra

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This old fart is taking this unopened mail to the bank. Chopping this hoe down has to be a guaranteed ticket to see Satan as soon a he rolls over.

Jesus Take The Wheel

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You know sweet Jesus is coming back soon:

Thanks to a new Internet-based service called inSPOT, people are now receiving anonymous e-mails about sex, but they aren’t spam and there is no hidden ad for herbal concoctions to increase the size of anything. Rather, the “e-cards” are notices from a previous sex partner that the recipient may have been exposed to a sexually transmitted disease.

The site, http://www.InSPOT.org , is a way for people newly diagnosed with an STD to notify their partners to be tested, too. The e-cards, a sort of greeting card you’d rather not receive, are direct and to the point. Who? What? When? Where?” one available e-card begins. “It doesn’t matter. I got an STD; you might have it too. Please get checked out.” Recipients can then click links to learn more about STDs, possible treatments, and clinics in their cities where they can be tested. Continue »

Hoes For Obama

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The recent list of ‘celebrity’ Obama endorsers includes Superhead:

There are some endorsements Barack Obama could probably do without. The new issue of Vibe lists 99 hip-hop artists, athletes and professors who are backing the Democratic nominee – including Karrine Steffans, the author of “Confessions of a Video Vixen,” whose claim to fame is how many rappers she serviced, earning her the nickname Supahead. The list also includes Spike Lee, Fat Joe, Lil’ Kim, Charles Barkley and Kim Kardashian, who admits she has never voted.

Damn, even a ho ballot counts in the voting process, so we’re not knocking Superhead on this one. However, she better not go anywhere near Barack since we’re pretty damn sure she’d like to do a lot more for him than just putting a check by his name. SMH.

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Ho Sit Down

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Here is DK’s Aubrey in a recent issue of OK Magazine:

“Whenever I carry my dog around, people say ‘Paris Hilton.’ That’s horrible because I absolutely love my dog and I’m nothing like that girl. Like, nobody can have a dog? I think any white girl with blonde hair who carries around a dog is compared to Paris Hilton. I’m not concerned with who people think I am. I’m just concerned that people know who I am.”

You know she made that sh*t up. Someone tell ol’ girl she is not that important. She did pay her “dues” in the game, just like Cassie did.

Click here if you missed this ho whoring herself in Complex Magazine.

Bun In the Oven

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Flavor of Love ho Larrissa aka “Bootz” is knocked up. Via her Myspace blog:

LARISSA`S ANNOUNCEMENT!

HEY EVERYONE SORRY I HAVE BEEN AWAY FOR SO LONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT GREAT NEWS! I KNOW A LOT OF YOU ARE WONDERING WHATS BEEN GOING ON WITH ME ! WELL, I AM EXPECTING MY FIRST CHILD AND I AM VERY EXCITED! WITH MY NEW CHILD DUE MARCH 28TH 2009 COMES CHANGE, AND I AM READY FOR THIS EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS BLESSED ME WITH!

This is the same heffah whose excuse for not letting Flav’s ugly gremlin ass beat was that she was celebate, right? We wonder if she’s married now.

In other Flavor of Love news Deelishis is engaged…check out the scans below from Sister 2 Sister magazine:

Some Morning Smut

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Here is the inside spread of Hoopz featured in the October issue of the prestigious “King” Magazine. Nice lips, nice rack, mean body, face? Ehh, not so much, but the fact that she let Flavor Flav’s old shriveled up, rocked out ass smash makes us throw up in our mouths a lil bit.

Enjoy your dose of ass & titties this Friday below:

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Some Monday Booty

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Angel Lola Luv and that Seezinz chick from Flavor of Love hit up the King Magazine Bud Light Chill Down Tour this weekend. Man, what are these floozies known for again???

One more coming at cha right now… Continue »

Not Everyone Loves New York

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Tiffany Pollard A.K.A. New York confirms that she and Tailor Made “broke up”:

Things started to sever and taper and fall off, to the point where it felt like we were just total strangers.”

In the exclusive interview with Hollywood Hits host Emilio Velez, Tiffany, who got engaged to Weisgerber in December during the finale of I Love New York 2, also reveals she was “a hundred percent” in love with her fiancé –and the couple even shacked up for awhile!

“That was my guy, I was his girl. We lived together, actually,” she says. “There’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me, there’s nothing I wouldn’t do for him. Like, things were really real. We really did try to work this thing out,” adds Tiffany. “But, you know, several attempts later,” she sighs, “we found out that it was just best to part ways.”

Yeah, whateva. These reality hussies are so tired. Click here to hear a portion of the interview.

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Some Morning Hussy

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Peep former “Flavor of Love” flunky Seezinz in her Smooth Magazine spread. By the looks of things, this broad is trying to milk her little 15 minutes of fame down to the last drop.

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