In White Folks News: Six-Months Pregnant Lily Allen Suffers Second Miscarriage

Lily Allen miscarries second pregnancy

This is so sad. British singer Lily Allen lost her unborn baby this weekend.

Lily Allen’s spokesman says the singer has suffered a miscarriage six months into her pregnancy. Continue »

In White Folks News: Indian Hotel Takes A Charge For Katy Perry And Her New Hubby

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Maybe Russell Brand took a little too much “Aldous Snow” to India with him for his wedding to Katy Perry last week. Continue »

Name That Pasty Plumber’s Butt…

Jennifer Garner takes Violet to soccer practice in Brentwood, CA.

To whom does this pale booty-cleavage belong?? Keep scrolling to find out… Continue »

Athletes & Hoes: Brett Favre’s Lil Sideline Slut Planning To Speak To The NFL “Late This Week”

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The woman to whom Brett Favre was sending nasty pics and freaky c*ck shots is planning to meet with the NFL this week:

The former Jets sideline reporter who received voicemails from Brett Favre — and reportedly pictures of a penis — is likely to meet with the NFL this week as part of its investigation into Favre.
Jenn Sterger is expected to meet with league officials “late next week,” her lawyer told ESPN. Continue »

Sunday Surgery Slips: Lisa Rinna’s Husband Is Worried His Wife Will Look Like A Knifed Up Weirdo For The Rest Of Her Life

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Poor thang:

They say beauty is pain, and Lisa Rinna really is learning that the hard way. Continue »

Shape Magazine Editor Apologizes For Putting Homewrecker Leann Rimes On Their Cover

Leann Rimes Shape Cover and Leanna with Eddie Cibrian

Homewrecker extraordinaire Leann Rimes at the center of controversy again, this time over her latest SHAPE Magazine cover. Continue »

Christine O’Donnell Is A Drunken Hairy Crotched “Virgin Whore” Trapped Inside A Wiccan Lady Bug’s Body

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Gawker has a story up about Christine O’Donnell the “special” female Republican nominee in Delaware’s 2010 U.S. Senate election and her lil rendezvous with a young man back in 2007 on Halloween:

Three years ago this week, an intoxicated Christine O’Donnell showed up at the apartment of a 25-year-old Philadelphian and ended up spending the night in his bed. Continue »

Some Morning Cakes: The Double Whooty Edition

Black Lingerie Magazine Covers Coco Amazin Amie

We showed you the Amazin’ Amie cover of Show Magazine’s Black Lingerie Issue the other day, but when we saw some shots from Coco’s Show spread we had to bring Amie back for a little big whooty battle. Continue »

In White Folks News: Miley “Unintentionally Skanky” Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting A Divorce

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Another one bites the dust:

Miley Cyrus’ parents Billy Ray and Tish write finis to 17 years nups. Continue »

The Hood Life: College Students OD On Four Loko

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This is what happens when your parents send you to learn something, and you decide to do hoodrat stuff with your friends instead. Continue »

Contributing To Chelly-O’s Fashion Icon Status Doesn’t Guarantee The Checks Keep Coming

After providing First Lady Chelly-O with her Inauguration Day look, designer Tracy Feith became the talk of… people who talk about these type of things. Continue »

Wannabe Obama Assasin Sentenced To 14 Years Of Being A Prison B*tch For Plotting Racially Motivated Kill Spree

Daniel Cowart sentenced to 14 years

Daniel Cowart was sentenced to a 14 year prison sentence Friday after pleading guilty in March to eight federal charges related to a 2008 plot to kill 88 African-Americans and behead 14 others before trying to take out Obama. Continue »

In White Folks News: Weirdo Russell Brand Has Finally Made Katy Perry An Honest Woman

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Pop princess Katy Perry married the bizarre British comedian yesterday in a Hindu ceremony. The nuptials featured an over-the-top procession of 21 camels, elephants and horses, plus dancers and musicians, according to Indian press. Continue »

Greedy B*tch Jacks 91-Year-Old Billionaire Ex For $100k A Month And $10Mil In Back Child Support

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Well, obviously when Lisa Kerkorian allegedly eked out her geriatric husband’s very last seed and got knocked up 12 years ago, she knew what she was doing. Continue »

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