Cry Me A River: Presidential Candidate Herman Cain Says Jon Stewart Talks Ish About Him Because He’s A “Black Conservative”

Aw, poor Herman. Being picked on by the mean Jewish guy…

Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain alleged that Comedy Central’s Jon Stewart mocked him during a recent episode of the “The Daily Show” because he’s a “black conservative.”

ThinkProgress reports that Cain, former CEO of Godfather’s pizza, leveled the charge while speaking during a stop in the key early primary state of Iowa. The remarks from the White House hopeful were made in response to what Stewart had to say about his suggestion that he’d only sign bills no longer than three pages if elected president…

..Stewart joked on his show that Cain “offers real solutions to fictional issues.” After playing a clip of Cain putting his foot down on the issue of the length of bills, the Comedy Central host impersonated Cain and said, “Bills will be three pages. If I’m president, treaties will have to fit on the back of a cereal box. From now on, the State of the Union address will be delivered in the form of a fortune cookie. I am Herman Cain and I do not like to read.”

Cry us a river build a bridge and get over it…

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Some Morning Preciousness: Angelina Jolie Brings Princess Z And “Tomboy Swag” Shiloh To Visit Papa Brad Pitt On Set

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Big Papa Pitt received an on-set visit from his three leading ladies — er two leading ladies and one gender identity posterchild… Continue »

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To Whom Do These ‘Kini Clad Ginger Bread Cakes Belong???

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