November 16, 2012 Former First Lady Barbara Bush Says All The Mitt Romney Lovin’ Sore Losers Need To Get Over It!
November 9, 2012 Surprise Minority & Women Voter Turnout Stumbling Block For Republican Party [Video]
October 25, 2012 Am I My Brother’s Keeper? Republican Colin Powell Officially Endorses Big Bad Barry-O For Reelection [Video]
October 24, 2012 What The Hell Magic?!?! Johnson’s Being Sued For Making Employee “Squeeze His Red Vines”!!
October 22, 2012 Attention Slores: Donald Trump Says He Will Reveal “Large Borderline Gigantic” Damaging Information About President Barry O This Week
October 9, 2012 Kush Chronicles: British Old Head Couple “Unknowingly” Buy Flea Market Plant That Grows Into Giant Tweeds Bush!
October 4, 2012 Life After Death: 77-Year-Old Woman Suffering From Dementia Shoots Hubby To Death Then Continues Cooking Him Dinner For Two Days!!!
October 4, 2012 Slizzard Old Heads: 73-Year-Old Woman Gets Popped For Driving Drunk, Hitting Boy, And Crashing Into Food Truck On The Way To AA Meeting
September 26, 2012 One-Time Ain’t Isht: Virginia Cops Murk 83-Year-Old Woman In Her Own Backyard After She Called To Report A Robbery!
September 16, 2012 Perverts: 81-Year-Old Man Grabs And Fondles Young Girl “Sexually” As She Walked Home From School
September 13, 2012 A “Lil Positivity”: Muhammad Ali Will Be Awarded The 2012 Liberty Medal For His Humanitarian And Civil Rights Work
September 12, 2012 F*ck An Ex Vice President Thug–Dick Cheney’s Got No Love For Barack Or Respect For 9/11
September 3, 2012 100-Year Old Man “Giving Up His Keys” After Plowing His Caddy Into Elementary School Injuring 11 People! [Video]
September 3, 2012 What The Hell??? Sticky-Finger 82-Year-Old With 20 Page Rap Sheet Popped For Office Burglary
August 8, 2012 Get Your Cotdamn Life Together: Slizzard Country Music Star Randy Travis Popped For DUI And Threatening To Kill Cops…Oh Yeah He Was Nekkid Too!
August 6, 2012 In Bitter White Folks News: Elton John Tells Madonna “Ho Sit Down!”, Says “She Looks Like A Effing Fairground Stripper”
July 30, 2012 Know Your Role, And Shut Your Mouth: Rush Limbaugh Says That “We Shouldn’t Remind People On Welfare When The Election Is”