Your Afternoon Crotch Shot

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Lil Kim joins the crew of upskirts. It’s the holidays and the news is slow, but who says you can’t enjoy a little crotch exposure. We wonder if Kimberly got any work done on that thing. Hopefully that is one part of her body she has not let Dr. 10027 reconstruct.

The Incredible Deflating Jackson

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Who would have thought that a kid named “Blanket” would cause serious damage to someone’s face. It’s reported that the 5 year-old son of Michael Jackson smacked his father in the face causing his upper lip to burst. Jacko ran to his plastic surgeon for emergency surgery causing the freak show above.

Imagine if Blanket grew up with the original Jackson clan. Joe would never lay a hand on a kid with a punch like that.

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Hating on Will

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Just when you think Will is on top of the world, someone finds a way to bring him down. Following the box office success of “I Am Legend”, Will told a Scottish paper the following:

“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’ I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”

The Jewish Defense League is pretty pissed off and asked that his film be boycotted. Do you think it was that serious?

P.S. What the hell is up with that peace sign?

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Delusional Broad of the Year Award

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’07 has been an interesting year for Kelly Rowland. With disappointing record sales for Ms. Kelly, coming out with insecurities about her skin tone and stretch marks,collapsing on stage, and having to stoop as low as to giving away complimentary tickets for a show in Atlantic City, this chick still managed to cl*t-ride Beyonce and the Knowles camp. Poor Thang.

Runner up: Kim Porter

Here is a recent Kelly interview:


Trey Songz is a Certfied R&B Thug

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What happens when your career isn’t going as planned? You kick someone’s ass.

Rumor has it that Trey Songz and his goons beat down some white boys who threw ice at him while he was performing at a club. We don’t know if this is the case, but Trey proved that every R&B singer isn’t borderline queer. No Homo.

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Ho Sit Down of The Year

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A statement from George W. Bush acting like he gives a fu*k about black people:

I send greetings to those observing Kwanzaa. Established in 1966, Kwanzaa is celebrated each year as an opportunity for African Americans to honor African traditions of family, community, and culture. During the seven days leading up to the New Year, millions of individuals reflect on the past and renew their commitment to the principles of Kwanzaa — unity, self determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity, and faith. As family and friends gather to celebrate Kwanzaa, our citizens are reminded of the many African Americans who have contributed their talent and strength to this great Nation. I commend those observing this holiday for taking pride in your rich heritage. May the coming year be filled with the blessings of health and happiness. Laura and I send our best wishes for a joyous Kwanzaa celebration. GEORGE W. BUSH

The coming year of 2008 will be filled with a lot of happiness once this ho sits his ass down for good.

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Making It Rain On Them Hoes of the Year

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Say what you want about her crazy ass, but Halle Berry was definitely making it rain on these hoes this year. From “curing” diabetes to acquiring one of the best pregnant racks in the game right now. Her 41 year-old knocked-up pregnant swag is making it rain on these measley little hoes.

Here are some shots of Halle out in Hollyweird this week:

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HO, HO, HO

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Kim Kardashian was spotted at LAX rockin’ a Reggie Bush jersey. Reggie Bush was spotted with her Christmas shopping at a mall recently.

Fill in The Blank: Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian are still together because________________.

Merry Christmas!

Who Looked More Bangin?

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Mary J Blige was spotted out shopping at Barney’s yesterday and Mimi was snapped with her dog in Aspen, Colorado, her main spot for Christmas.

We must ask, WHO LOOKED MORE BANGIN?

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The 07′ When The Checks Stop Coming In Award

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As you know, when a former star starts selling cars and video games on Ebay ,the checks just not coming in like they used to. Our winner for this year’s ‘When The Checks Stop Coming in’ award is Gary Coleman. Mr. Coleman was making it rain on them hoes this year. Continue »

Ciara: That’s Right” feat. Lil Jon

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Here is Ciara’s new video, That’s Right featuring Lil John. Monica gets a chance to get on TV again.

Happy Holidays from Bossip.

Ho of The Year

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On Jim Jones’ Ballin remix, Diddy spit “pick an actress, which one I ain’t swim in” and he wasn’t lying. Just the celebrities we know about, he was reportedly swimmin’ in Cassie, Penelope Cruz, Sienna Miller, Aubrey O’Day, Kim Porter, new baby-mama Sarah Chapman, and a jump-off in Toronto named Nai Bacha.

If anyone thought Diddy was slowin’ down in 07′, they had to be on rocks or listening to Kim Porter. Diddy easily made Bossip’s Ho of The Year despite him trying to sell a family image to the press.

Diddy was swimmin’ in so much tail this year, this led to a formal break-up with his bottom-b*tch, Kim Porter.

Runner Up: It was a tie between hoes, Kim Kardashian and Superhead.

Most Suspect Person of The Year Award

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This was a tough one, but our editorial staff has crowned the interesting character, Norwood Young, as Bossip’s Most Suspect Person of the Year.

Whether Norwood was dissed for looking like the gay satan and planning for a homo world takeover or scaring our visitors with a look suggesting he is hungry for their soul, Norwood Young tops our list.

Besides having a few records out back in the day, what the fu*k does he do in Hollyweird for his checks??? SMH.

Runner-Up: “Tough” Remy Ma who was accused on video by some stud of “eating her box” last week.

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Ne-Yo: Go On Girl

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Here is Ne-Yo’s new video for Go on Girl. The song is much better than the video.

Is Lil’ Romeo The Daddy????

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Lil Romeo reportedly was hittin’ Britney Spears pregnant sister,16 year-old Jamie Lynn Spears, and there are rumors that it’s Lil Romeo who knocked her up, not Casey Aldridge which has been widely reported.

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