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Meet “Super Pear”. SMH. Someone tell ol’ girl all those chitlins hanging off her body are not cute.

Now that Obama will be the next President, it’s time for a war against obesity. This is a damn shame. This mess is just as bad as kids thinking it’s cool to want to be like Soulja Boy or Jeezy. Why is the “upper half” so damn small? Poor thang.

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Here’s an animated version of one of Katt Williams’ routines comparing Black folks to Tigers… pure comedy.

“This cage right her n****?? This cage right here???”

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Some of you stans are really unstable people and evidently unemployed. That being said, this ‘lord has that choreography down pat. How many of you can twerk it like ol’ PopLock&Drop in this video?

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So, you know the phrase “onion-butt” right? Of course you do. Is it just us, or do you get the feeling after you look at this chick’s “onion” that it just might smell like an actual onion?

Here are a couple more pics of this chick and her onion at Element Night club.

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Michael Jackson seen here with a nose yet looking very Saw puppet-ish, could be heading out on tour soon:

Michael Jackson is on the verge of agreeing to a huge comeback tour, according to British tabloid reports. The Thriller hitmaker’s career took a nosedive after a series of child molestation allegations – which he was cleared of – in 2005. But the 50-year-old is now set for a glorious comeback – and is lining up a 30-date tour taking in 30 cities around the world, reports Britain’s The Sun newspaper. A source tells the publication, “Michael said he wasn’t doing a Vegas residency but was going on a world tour, taking in 30 cities next year. “He said he wanted to do it for his kids. He wants them to see what he does, and he wants to take them on the road. “He said he was on his way to Los Angeles to finalize the details.”

Can ya’ll imagine MJ trying to spin around and moonwalk like the old days? We might be forced to grab some tickets just to catch a glimpse of the impending debacle.

We’ve got a special treat for you up under the hood. We’ll give you a hint: it involves lots of Vaseline…. Continue »

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This is a update commercial of the old, Whassup, crew. Watch the whole thing and see what is really up.

According to a video on Superhead’s website, Benzino owes her $1000 for some “work” she did back in the day. And she said if that cornrowed b@stard doesn’t pay up, she’s going to introduce ‘Lil Benzi to the world, via some naked pictures she has in her possession.

Well, well, well, Superhead; we see you’ve decided to keep some of that great “knowledge” you’ve been giving away for yourself, because you sure have him by the b@lls. If we hadn’t already seen you do something even more amazing, we just might have been impressed.

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This some pure comedy of a big girl doing a table dance. She is good till she tries to hang 10 and hits the edge of the table.

Thanks to N.Underwood

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Gas man let them fly when he went to the clink…please read the whole story:

Meet Jose Cruz. In the long history of American jurisprudence, the West Virginia man may be the first defendant to ever be charged with passing gas in the face of a law enforcement officer. Cruz, 34, was driving with his car’s headlights off Monday night when he was pulled over by West Charleston cops, who noted that Cruz appeared to be intoxicated. After failing a series of field sobriety tests, Cruz was arrested and transported to police headquarters, where he allegedly committed another offense, according to a September 23 criminal complaint. While being fingerprinted, Cruz allegedly “lifted his leg and passed gas loudly on Ptlm. Parsons. The defendant then fanned the air with his hand in front of his rear onto” the cop. “The gas,” the complaint notes, “was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Ptlm. Parsons.” In addition to the DUI count, Cruz was also charged with battery on a police officer for the farting incident. In a TSG interview, Cruz said that while he “farted multiple times,” it “wasn’t directly in [the cop's] face.” Asked if he fanned the fetid air toward the officer, Cruz admitted that he did, but said it was in retaliation for the cop insisting he take a breath test while he was having an asthma attack. “I said, ‘Here, put that in your Breathalyzer,”

A traffic ticket = $200.

Lawyer fees and DUI classes = $1000 (depending on the state in which the crime occurred)

Farting on one-time = Straight f*cking priceless!

Now that’s what you call ASSault!!!

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Yeezy is plotting on some new ‘ish:

Comedy Central has teamed with Kanye West and Rhymefest to develop a project they’ve described as “hip-hop meets ‘The Muppets,’” reports the HollywoodReporter.com. So far, a half-hour pilot has been shot for the project, tentatively titled “Alligator Boots,” via Jackhole Prods., a production company founded by Jimmy Kimmel, Daniel Kellison and Adam Carolla who also was produced Comedy Central’s puppet-centric “Crank Yankers.”

Luckily for Comedy Central, the success over the years has turned his ass into so much of a f*cking character, they won’t even need to develop one for the show. He can just be himself with his ensemble of shoes, clothing, and glasses. We aren’t hating…just merely making a simple observation.

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Here is a funny rendition on how hat BET interview with R. Kelly should have went…

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Shout out to NIKKI UNDERWOOD!

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Yung Berg lets loose on the goons who jacked his chain:

“What happened in the D, happened in the D,” Berg said. “I love ya’ll for making it happen in the D because ya’ll showing me that ya’ll inspire to be big. Whoever it is … I don’t even know who it is and I personally don’t care because at the end of the day, all I’m out here to do is make hit records and do my thing, and get my money. You know what? It is what it is. Karma’s a bitch.”

This lil nicca sounds like a straight pu*sy. A 3rd grade girl would go harder than that, geez. Karma? F*ck karma. If Bossip-folks got their limited edition Transformers chain snatched, they would gather a group of their best thugs, set up shop right on 8 Mile, and get to asking some f*cking questions. We’re just saying.

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WTF? We never seen so many Soldier Boy clones in our lives. This whole entire wedding had to cost around $250.00. Poor thangs…

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This flaming Fashionista, got butch yesterday:

The 6-foot-8 Vogue icon Andre Leon Talley, cuts a flamboyant figure even when he’s calm. Imagine when he’s frantic. Talley was early for the Stephen Burroughs fashion show on Friday and sitting in the vestibule of the designer’s West 38th Street showroom when a man opened a bottle of Piper-Heidsieck champagne and it sprayed all over Talley. The drenched fashionista screamed, “Look what you’ve done! I’ve got to wear these clothes all day!” And when the clumsy sprayer tried to towel him off, Talley yelled, “Get your hands off me!”

That sounds like some pure comedy. You know he had on some bullsh*t authentic “Possum” coat or something. We find it hard to believe that all of his “fashion sense” didn’t tell his big moronic ass to bring a change a clothes. Poor thang.

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Bristol Palin’s alleged “baby’s daddy” has a song, and the new single just hit the net. Remember we told you about him saying he was beating up little Palin’s cakes?  We are surprised a hit squad has not off’ed this kid yet. He said he “f*cked her best friend” and that is why she is mad. Sounds like some High School drama. The singing at the end is pure comedy. This little nicca is really trying to come up on a record deal. SMH.

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