Could you leave all the ‘unnecessary’ things in life behind Continue »
Aye-yay-yay-yay… Continue »
The Long Island Power Authority should be ashamed of themselves! Continue »
Florida Crazies: Miami Man Popped For DUI Tells Officers They Should “Fear Him” Because He’s Killed People For Pablo Escobar!
Drunk as a skunk with a body in the trunk?? Continue »
Making It Rain On Them Hoes: Kevin “Elmo” Clash Pays Boy-Toy Boo-Thang $125,000 To Recant Underage Gay Affair Claim!
“G” is for “gwap”. That’s what this freaky deeky butt pirate is gonna have to pay. Continue »
Oh: Aurora Colorado “Dark Knight” Shooter James Holmes Tries To Commit Suicide By Cracking His Head Open On Jail Cell Wall!!!
Dammit, and he’s still alive??? Continue »
Out Of Pocket: Shady Mitt Romney Tells Donors ‘Barack Only Won With ‘Gifts’ To Blacks, Hispanics, And Young Voters’!!!
Nobody saw this clusterf*ck coming!?!? Continue »